#for FUCKS sake

[cosmiiqueer]

can we like, have adaptations made by people who care about the thing they're adapting

[lailau7904]

So y'all have seen the Williams F1 Logo before, yeah?

well get ready, becaues I am about to ruin your day!

where does one even begin with this. i am sorry in advance. -just a poor learning graphic design student, who simply tried to enjoy their saturday evening

The Logo

For anyone that doesn't know, here's the Williams F1 Logo. Entirely unedited, copied straight from Wikipedia:

Now like many fans, I actually quite enjoy this logo. I like the modern, sharp edges of it and it's simple yet intriguiging design. It's memorable, while also easily recognizable as a W. I also really enjoy the colour choice (this, however, is entirely a personal preference.)

(entire rant under the cut. please keep reading this took years off my life span.)

How did we even get here?

Let's start at the beginning. How did we even get here? Well I, a poor poor learning graphic designer, was watching this lovely video from Mr. V's Garage about bad F1 Logo's over the past 35 or so seasons. Very interesting, I can only recommend it (but you don't need to watch the video to understand this post)!

Now, to cleanse the palette at the end of the video, Mr. V included a top 10 GOOD logos from this time span, it was very kind of him.

On P4 of this "Good List," Mr. V placed the current Williams F1 Logo, as pictured above. At first I vaguely agreed with this, believing that he probably simply hadn't noticed one of the things that's been bothering me about that Logo since the first time I saw it up close.

The first sign of Trouble

So, what is this mystery issue, you might ask?

It's simple really. You don't necessarily notice it at a first glance, but something about that logo seems off. Taking a second longer, you may notice it yourself.

No, I mean it, take a minute and go look at the logo. It looks wonky as hell, doesn't it?

Well I can tell you the first thing that I personally noticed. The arms of the W aren't in line with the bottom half, see:

(Graphic by @girlrussell who was so kind to let me use it, as it is way prettier than the one I made)

It's a crooked W. There is no good explanation for this. The rest of the font is perfectly fine, geometrical shapes.

Anyway, the good person that I am I went to point this out to my partner ( @leftneb ) who proceeded to inform me that he, infact, was not aware about this and was, quote, "never going to unsee that."

Now, the good FRIEND that I am, I, of course, proceeded to rush into our broader F1 friendgroup to make them suffer for eternity.

What's the logical next step to take? Of course, fix the logo in Adobe Photoshop, you know, as a joke.

(Disclaimer at this point, I am not necessarily the biggest fan of Williams Management Team. I enjoy ALL their drivers this season. I do NOT enjoy James Vowels. Be warned.)(Also I am aware that he probably did not have an influence on the logo)

Trying to fix it. Oh god, I was so innocent back then

Trying to fix the logo in Photoshop is the worst mistake I could've made. THE worst path to take. I could've just giggled about making my friends suffer (which I succeeded in, by the way) and moved on. Instead I ruined a perfectly good Saturday evening, and for what? I don't know anymore.

Anyway, how was I gonna go about fixing the logo in the simplest way possible? Simplest way I could come up with: slap the thing in Photoshop and put two, mirrored boxes at each side to make the sides line up. Small issue, how do I make the thing actually even? Fix: line them up at the intersecting point with the bottom tips of the W.

Here's the result:

Hey, anyone care to explain to me why in THE LORDS NAME the arms are different sized? I mean, surely they weren't before. Surely, certainly, I must've messed up.

I double, I tripple checked. I made sure everything was lined up and made sense. But no.

It just couldn't be. Something was uneven in this logo, something even deeper. Something I could not have predicted when first taking a closer look. It was at this point I realized I had messed up. What rabbit hole had I stumbled across? Certainly, it couldn't get much worse.

And that's when I noticed.

(pictured above; my genuine reaction)

There's MORE? (oh god, the top isn't lined up)

I couldn't believe my eyes. This is the PINNACLE of the sport, and THIS was the logo of one of the competing teams? I mean, yeah, we have a Visa Cash App RB or a Kick Sauber or even a MoneyGram Haas which are all terrible logos, but at least they're CLEAN. (this has not been checked. If anyone wishes to ruin a nice Saturday evening, feel free to check them and tell me how wrong I was in the previous statement!)

But you can see that there is no end in sight for this post. I'm sure you're as scared as I was at this point. By now we were sitting in VC, discussing the horribleness of this logo. I had long informed my irl's about this, who take said design classes with me. And it was one of them who pointed out the next thing that had been bothering me, but I had not been able to put a finger on up to this point.

thE DISTANCE, HOW DID THEY FUCK IT?

I'm afraid I have to confirm your fears.

Yes, those lines are the same length. According to Photoshop, they're on the same level as well, so no flunking with angles.

The gaps of the arms to the main W are not the same. They're differently sized gaps.

It was clear to us, this logo is inherintely flawed. They're subtle issues, but once you pay attention you start to notice things. It all looks slightly wonky and off centre. And eventually, you get paranoid, and start comparing other angles and sizes. And you will keep finding things. This has ruined my life.

HOOOOOW

Honestly, I don't even know what to say. Yes, yes sadly those lines, too, are the same length. Just copied over from one side to the other and layed over on the same height. I admit, they're not layed over perfectly. I was honestly holding back tears at this point. But the point still stands, you can clearly see a difference in width.

Honestly, the only way I can explain it is that at some point there was a mess up of distance or proportions and whoever was designing the logo couldn't pin it down and tried to restore the visual balance by making manual adjustments. And in all honesty? They kinda did a good job, if that's what's happened. I mean, you notice the crookedness of the arms, and then maybe the difference in height, but the rest you probably will not notice if you don't spend too much time staring at it. (like some of us) And even those issues clearly aren't noticeable to the vast majority, considering I had to go point it out to a group chat for my friends at least to notice.

what the fuck is THAT?

Now, the thing about doing this investigative work of prooving a team you dislike is worse in more aspects than you previously thought, is that you do a lot of zooming in. And zooming in means you might notice bits that yours eyes simply overlooked before, because they were too small.

Here you can witness the top of the middle point, that, for whatever reason, really wants to touch the top border of the Logo. I'm relatively certain that's the highest few pixel in the entire graphic, considering earlier chapter "There's MORE?" I have no idea why it looks like that or why they thought it was necessary for it to not end in a clean point.

I just actually have no idea how to even describe what is going on on the top of the left arm. That left hand side, again, touches the side and is therefore the most-left-pixel in the graphic. I, once again, have no idea the purpose of this. However the RIGHT hand side also makes no sense, as it is the most prominent corner in the whole logo. There's pointed corners, and rounded OF corners, but nothing that is trying to form it's own colony in a distant land that hopefully isn't this god awful logo. I hope that blob gets away. I really do. You go king.

i'm loosing my mind

Anyway, the only reason I could come UP with those weird "reachy-outy-bits" was to establish the dimensions of the logo? But if that was the case, I don't understand why they managed to keep all the other potentially border touching corners clean?

Like, look. Those are clean, sharp corners with some clearance off the borders. I have no clue why they managed it here but not with the others.

guys. please.

Backtrackig a little bit, going back to the positioning of the arms.

Do I need to mention that those lines are both the same length and the same (mirrored) angle? I really hope I don't, because I don't think I could be making this shit up. Like, once you roughly know what you need to look for it just kinda becomes easy to find.

As said before, I genuinely do think that most of these issues happened in a chain-reaction. For example, the distances between the main part and the W wouldn't be as noticeable (and they do get noticeable once you start looking at it) if the angle wasn't fucked. And guess what, there's more fucked angles here! Which ALSO influence this specific area of the logo!

this is just embarrasing for you.

something something same line copied over and mirrored etc etc

It's not as visible but the angles defintely don't line up here as well. As mentioned before, these issues for the most part all influence each other. It doesn't really excuse the issues, in my opinion as a designer, because a big company like this shouldn't have these sort of issues in their logo.

So let's review;

to sum it up,

i cannot even BEGIN to explain to you how big of a fucking JOKE this FUCKING logo is. because, i thought to myself, to round the post out, hey, why not show ALL the issues i pointed out in one picture? that would round it out quite nicely, wouldn't it?

Yeah well, this logo sent STRAIGHT FROM HELL just could NOT let me rest. I had only done the lines visualizing the crooked arms in PAINT up until this point, i.e. I had only pulled both up individually. To make a nice "rounding out" picture I still had to add them into PHOTOSHOP. so i did. i pulled up the line. i mirrored the line.

THE ANGLE IS FUCKING DIFFERENT

none. and i mean NONE of my friends had noticed this before. i need you to understand that we looked at this thing with FIVE pair of eyes, and NONE of us noticed that until i thought to myself "Oh I still need to add these specific lines to have ALL the issues I pointed out in my SILLY TUMBLR POST in ONE image" and i get THAT FUCKING SURPRISE

I was PLANNING to round the post out with a statement on how obviously this isn't a serious post. Here, I even had it all written out already because I accidentally started writing it in the last paragraph:

Of course, this is nitpicking, and it's not that serious. I'm aware of that. AS MENTIONED most of these would not be noticeable if we hadn't gone specifically looking for them.

yeah, well, fuck that. i just spent two hours seething about this logo. i'm ending the post on this instead.

[kenpachissluut]

ꨄ︎ Shunsui Kyoraku Headcanons ꨄ︎

Shunsui would be the most perverted man you‘ll ever known to exist. that man would just taunt you all day with perverted comments and flirting. He is not afraid to also touch you in public, smacking your ass and pinching your boobies.

Shunsui has many kinks. Like i said he is just fucking perverted. He would be open for almost everything when it comes to you. If it pleasures you, it pleasures him. He won’t force you to anything though that you don’t like.

Shunsui might be a damn womanizer and he would also flirt sometimes but he would never cheat on you. He knows how lucky he is to have you, considering his reputation. But he would also enjoy to make you jealous, so you would ride him desperately with your flared up jealousy and anger.

Shunsui loves when you ride him. That man is dominant yes, but he doesn’t have a problem when you take control at all. He would love to see you all bossy, riding him desperately, sucking him confidently like the beautiful goddess you are.

Shunsui has an big, thick dick. Atleast 22 cm long. It’s beautiful and well formed just slightly hooked down but that just helps to hit your sweet spot over and over perfectly. Some veins are showing on it and you guessed right. He is hairy, just like the rest of his body. He doesn’t shave, he likes it natural and he also loves it when you leave it natural aswell. If you are bothered by it, he would think about shaving for you a bit off though.

Shunsui eats your pussy like a starved man. It’s his favorite meal of the day, he always takes his time devouring your delicious pussy. His tongue is lapping over your sensitive folds, teasing your entrance with his wet tongue and his fingers gliding in and out your hole. He would make you see stars, making you feel like you are in Heaven.

Shunsui is very vocal. I mean like pretty much. Moaning, grunting, growling. He doesn’t care if anyone hears him, he wants everyone to know how good you are. He also loves it, when you are not afraid to be loud, so also everyone knows how good he fucks you.

Shunsui always reeks of alcohol. Every kind of sake, he is an laid back alcoholic. But your relationship would be never affected by it. He would never neglect you and always treating you like a Goddess. Worshipping the ground you walk on.

Shunsui loves it to fuck you roughly. In every position and every direction. But he loves it even more to fuck you slowly and extremely intimately. Teasing you all night to make you cum, intense eye contact, prolonging your act on how much he can.

Shunsui is like i said an alcoholic. But that would make your Fuck just even better. When he comes home drunk, pounding you all night in a mean matting press, from behind, against the wall you name it, filling your hole up over and over again. Until your pretty pussy is dripping with all his cum and your juices.

⋆˚ lunaeanima 𝜗𝜚˚⋆🎀

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[crazymadredfox]

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS

THEY BUTCHERED MY MAN

[illicit-centipede]

that is illegally cute you two, stop that right now

[thecrowthatdraws]

CHAT!!!!! CHAT!!! CHAT!!! CHAT!!!

[iloveyoutodeathbutimdrowning]

i’m gonna have a fucking aneurism

[aliencatgirlemily]

want to get fucked by my big sister ❌

NEED to get fucked by my big sister ✅

[the-catboy-minyan]

I'm sorry but if you think every person with an Israel flag in their bio is a genocide supporter because "waving a country's flag means you support its government", then by extension you're caiming every person at a pro palestinian protest is a Hamas supporter.

some of us are Israeli, that doesn't mean we support Netanyahu's government, it means we were fucking born here.

[arnaerr]

Oh wow, my personal photos are being reposted without asking and crediting

Just fucking amazing

This makes me extra uncomfortable, bc to fill copyright infringement form, I need to give my legal name and address and the person who reposted this will see it. Which is not cool bc whenever I post a pretty pic of myself ppl are being weird as fuck

Like

Why the account dedicated to official merchandise and figures does this

It creeps me out

[urthefartmike]

feel like pure shit just want “because losing you - it just hurts - it hurts too much” back.

[kissboybyler]

you know what? Remember the infamous scene in s3 where mike says he loves el in front of everyone in the group? Well, personally this is one of my favourite scenes in the entire show, but not because of the i love you itself, but because of everything prior to that.

When people talk about this scene, they tend to focus on mike’s confession of love for el, but they forget about everything building up to mike’s outburst in the first place. It was because Max kept repeating that el is her own person, with her own volition, who can make her own damn choices, who shouldn’t be defined or limited by mike who is borderline controlling her.

“Who do you think knows El’s limits better? Mike or Eleven?” This, this damn phrase encapsulates everything, and i can’t stress this enough. Mike says that max is corrupting el but max looks at him and says “im enlightening her”, she’s showing her how to be her own person. There’s a literal minute-long scene where they outright say this shit, and people still want milkvan to be endgame? Let’s be fr.

[carebooks]

crispin cole parading around a dragon head to the common people, attempting to show them the Greens victory and the Black’s defeat (yet both sides suffered great losses) only to end up with the common folk disgusted, scared, and slowly realizing that if these kings and queens that they bow down to with their dragons can be slain like any other animal, why should they bow? this is exactly what leads to the mob of kings landing sacking the dragon pit and killing the remaining dragons there

all because crispin cole doesn’t know a thing about a war fought with dragons.

[thefastestclockintheuniverse]

[skierisa]

rewatching s6. like. y'all, P L E A S E, rewatch it. rewatch it.

[mikalilys]

When I open the comment section on a jily post and all of it is hating on jegulus 😞

They’re the ones that complain about jegulus taking over and there not being enough jily content, but when there is all they comment is “finally not jegulus” “keep up the jegulus hate” like maybe you should sit down and think about the fact that, everyone commenting hate about jegulus on a post about jily, is one of the reasons there’s not that much content about them anymore.

Like why are you thinking about jegulus more then actual jegulus stans??? I like both and I was like awww cute jily!! because I don’t spend enough time thinking about what i don’t like to hate it.

So yk maybe you’re the problem