#for FUCKS SKE

[nosferatvpussy]

HBO is really out here wasting money and people's time with season 2 of house the dragon

[soft5ku11]

My half of an art trade with my friend obifansdotcomm (twitter) Don't think you can get one up on Sasuke in his own home with a night-time ambush...

[surrealsunset]

the sun always shines on TV

[retr0scum]

Also

Idk how to describe it exactly but I love being color themed, I love having a color assigned to me everywhere. I LOVE BEING A RED FUCK

[strangesmallbard]

minthy fresh 🕸️🪥

[bueris]

damn still haven't changed my header but I really cnt b sked

[tonya-the-chicken]

❌❌ DABEE HATE SCROLL PAST❌❌

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Dabee is so fucking dumb though he is like "Why didn't they do it sooner" BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE STUPID. PEOPLE MAKE MISTAKES. Maybe if you put any effort to become an adult, you'd figure it out already, idiot

[hibiscusseaart]

Had a dream today and I'm evolving it as I go here

The main idea that Rin didn't die when she tried to unalive herself by Kakashi's hand, but Obito was already traumatized and got in with Madara's Moon Eye plan. So yada-yada, she's the jinchuriki of Sanbi. BUT the difference was that she decided to come out of the closet (a real tight one cuz of her clan but she almost just DIED what to regret now) that she's actually a guy. So FTM Rin guys. Rin is he/him from now on.

He wouldn't change his personality and crush on Kakashi much. Dude is a medic, have you met medics? My extended family has a lot of medics in ER and other and let me tell you, they're ruthless and give 0 fucks.

Oh and since he's a medic he has top notch access to remove his own boobs and change his hormones fucking manually.

I think he would rethink his crush on Kakashi, like, man, he's a loser, plus it's hard to crush on someone who you thought killed you (even tho you made him) AND Kakashi has doomed love with 'dead' Obito and it's a bummer.

Idk about his name tho, he probably would change it just to, unknowingly, create more confusion for poor Obito, who is SURE that Rin is dead-dead and fucking Konoha didn't even made a grave for her and Kakashi doesn't even VISIT.

Madara and Zetsu obviously don't tell him about his development. They don't need him to have a hope in this world again.

Kakashi is just glad that he didn't kill his teammate and maybe they connect better since "Rin" (listen i NEED a name for him, but i have 0 ideas about meaning or what ever. maybe he'd take something to honor Obito's memory?) doesn't crush on him anymore and maybe he's trans too?? idk about it yet but he might act warmer to "Rin" now.

So Obito is just confused, like WHO is this dude from Nohara clan who is now with Kakashi ALL the time (they're still best friends). He doesn't connect that this brown haired (!) medic (!!) from Nohara clan (!!!) with the same marks (!!!) same age as them (!!!!!) might be Rin. like no, nope, Rin a nice gentle lady, not this smoking dude who yells at Kakashi and curses at him cuz he run away from hospital again.

So yeah Obito is just not impressed. But intrigued. And jealous. He stalks Kakashi AND this guy all the time. May develop a crush on both, cuz "Rin" is still the same at his core.

Kakashi would still go in ANBU cuz Minato asked him (still not sure about it, like yeah lets put deeply traumatized 13 yo in assasin squad good job) and stuff.

So idk how canon would go from there, like i doubt that Minato would let 14 yo jinchuriki near another one at this tense situation, even tho "Rin" could've help.

So yeah Kushiha and Minato die, "Rin" barely holds onto the Sanbi but Obito finds out that the guy is holding them. He doesn't connects the dots. Or he does? His mind just CAN'T hold on to the fact that his Rin MIGHT survived.

But maybe "Rin" was closer to the place where they sealed Kuubi in Naruto (maybe he ran there cuz there's Kuubi rampaging and he HAS to help) so Minato entrusted Naruto to him, not to fucking Sandaime.

So yeah, now "Rin" is Naruto's legal dad at the age of 14 and no one can fucking take him away cuz a) it was Minato's dying wish; and b) just fucking TRY to peer "Rin" away from Naruto, you'll get your hand bitten off and NO arguments work, cuz "Rin", who was trained by Kushina in jinchuriki stuff, can make some sort of turtle shield and he hides in it with his new baby and no one can do anything.

And no one can protect baby jinchuriki better than the other jinchuriki so it's fine. Everyone just accepts it.

(Isobu laughs at Kurama cuz haha im the older sibling now :))

Naruto is bullied less but I think no one can tell him about his parents cuz Sandaime sucks ass. But "Rin" drops HUGE hints cuz he hates Sandaime now too. Like no shit Tsunade left.

Idk what would happen with Obito if he finds out about "Rin's" identity. he'd come back crawling and crying probably. Maybe try to kidnap him and cry more in Kamui.

update: added sketch

[jasleh]

“I shalt try,” he said doubtfully, “but I dost not always notice.”

Worth the attempt to get out of this wretched cold? Yes. Possible? ..... Questionable. It felt a bit as if she was asking him not to breathe. She was, unfortunately, asking him not to fidget, which was nearly as hard. Especially when one was trying to not fidget.

[[ @driselle-tempetielle ]]

There was something odd out in the snows of Coerthas.... something bright red that was presumably hot as it seemed to be surrounded by steam. On closer inspection, however, one would find a very miserable looking lalafell in very inappropriate attire for the climate surrounded by a perfect circle of melted snow, the bare earth lightly steaming. For all that he appeared to be the heat source that had melted the snow (and, indeed, his aether for those who could see it was shifted distressingly strongly towards fire), he was nonetheless shivering.

Odd as all this was, a perhaps even odder note was that there seemed to be no footsteps in the snow leading to the melted patch. However did he even get there?

[soelvfisk]

Jeg gik en lang tur med hund her til aften. Mit hjerte smelter. Trods alt kaos og modvind på det sidste, er der altså virkelig ved at ske et julemirakel af en art. Måske er det fordi jeg ægte bare har brug for den slags energi jeg får, når jeg bor alene og kan lade op i mit eget selskab? Som et “pling” føltes byen tilgængelig og åben, fordi alle butikkerne lukkede og menneskerne forsvandt. Kun sporadiske skikkelser, helt pakket ind i huer og lange jakker. Som en by af emo-katja-kaj og emo-bente-bent’ere. Sort og mørkt, men trygt? Luften var kold og stod nærmest stille om os. Vi satte os i græsset og kiggede ind i skyggerne bag en bygning. Den lille hare var ikke farlig, den var bare på afveje. Og hund gøede ikke engang. Betragtede det lille lang-ørede dyr hoppe videre ud i aftenen. Intet at være bange for lige dér.

Noget af æren for den pludselige energi, skyldes nok min snak med psykiater i dag. Jeg kan være benhård når vi taler om traumer, men så snart vi taler om mad… så sidder jeg og tuder. For der er bare intet der har hjulpet og jeg taber mig bare mere og mere og trods mit ønske om sondemad, så er det ikke en mulighed. Græd fordi jeg var så godt på vej inden Bjerget, men så endte det med at Bjerget spiste af mine madvarer og havde sine uvaskede fingre i brødposen… og så røg jeg ud af kurs igen pga stress og flytning etc etc. Psykiater afbrød mig og så sagde hun: “Hør - lige nu er der så langt til succes for dig, fordi vi forventer for meget. Det er ikke et problem, for det giver mening og nu ændrer vi kurs. Vi har haft fokus på mad - og det stresser dig og kaster dig tilbage i tid. Så nu ser vi fremad og har fokus på tidspunkter istedet. Pyt med hvad du spiser og hvor meget - bare tyg i noget som du sluger 3 gange om dagen”.

Og HVILKEN LETTELSE! Pyt med om det kun er en mandel eller et glas kapers eller en appelsin eller et glas nesquik. Mængden skal nok komme! Variationen skal nok komme! Nu skal jeg bare lige fatte at jeg godt kan tygge mad, 3 gange om dagen… og nå i mål uden at miste modet. KÆMPER for at spise nok og bliver SÅ SUR og modløs når jeg fejler. Det gav mig underligt nok appetit, at der pludselig ingen forventninger var. Så da jeg kom hjem, lavede jeg brunede kartofler og spiste det rub og stub. Et helt glas. Har så heller ikke spist andet i dag, men bevares. Og så elsker jeg bare at jeg ved, at det er nok for nu. Må heller ikke overbelaste mit system. Hurra for autisme-venlig spiseforstyrrelses-hjælp wow. Psykiater sagde også at det er påfaldende som mine autistiske træk træder frem når jeg er i mistrivsel - og jeg sad og tænkte “måske fordi vi kun diagnostiserer autister i mistrivsel???”. Mine autistiske træk er jo knap så tydelige når jeg trives og kan accomodate mine behov. Og jeg kan jo ikke accomodate mine behov ordentligt, når min doom-hjerne fortæller mig at jeg kun må spise fucking persille. Nu prøver vi persille 3 gange om dagen og så er det måske brunede kartofler og persille dagen efter. Who knows<3 Og hvis jeg crasher, så er lille hund her jo - parat til at slikke tårer<3

[daniels-bekendelser]

Jeg har virkelig (!!!) brug for at brokke mig for jeg er sur og stresset og har lige haft et angstanfald forårsaget af min skole, som jeg synes opfører sin urimeligt.

Jeg skal på udveksling til Frankrig næste semester, og dermed er jeg berettiget til at modtage et Erasmus+-legat på ikke uvæsentlige €500-ish skattefrit om måneden. For at kunne få det skal man udfylde en masse formularer mv. som kommer løbende, hvilket jeg har fulgt nøje med i for ikke at overse noget.

De sidste to uger har jeg været lagt ned af eksamener (det har honestly været rigtig travlt siden start-maj, men det har været rigtig slemt de her to uger). Jeg har dog af og til tjekket min skole-mail for ikke at misse noget, men eftersom det har været midt i eksamener har jeg ikke været så grundig. Her til morgen åbner jeg så og læser nøje i gennem for første gang i to uger, og der kan jeg se, at jeg har misset at sende et sprog-certifikat til min skole i København. Jeg har allerede sendt et sprog-certifikat, men det her er et andet sprog-certifikat som man åbenbart også skal tage en test på og sende til dem. Den seneste mail jeg har modtaget fra dem er "vi kan se du ikke har sendt det inden for deadline, så nu kan du ikke få nogen penge. ciao🙂".

Det udløser et angstanfald, men da jeg er på benene igen går jeg med det samme i "okay, hvad er gået galt?"-mode. Her kan jeg se, at de har informeret om det her certifikat d. 9/6 med deadline d. 18/6. Det er en deadline på 5 (!!!) hverdage. Derudover er det en deadline på 5 hverdage midt i eksamensperioden. Ydermere har jeg haft en femdageseksamen netop mandag til fredag i den periode, mens jeg samtidig har skulle læse op til en mundtlig eksamen onsdagen efter. Skolen ved udmærket godt jeg har været til eksamen i den periode, og alligevel sætter de en frist, hvor jeg ikke har en eneste dag, hvor jeg ikke er begravet i eksamen. Jeg er overbevist om, at der helt sikkert er rigtig mange af mine medstuderende der også har overset det FORDI DET ER EN FUCKING URIMELIG TING AT GØRE.

I skal lige tage denne engelsk-test nr. 2 og sende resultatet til os inden for 5 hverdage. Vi har ikke varslet at det skal ske nu, men det skal det altså.

Vi ved godt I har eksamener i den periode for det er literally os der har lagt jeres eksamener but we don't care

Hvis ikke I gør det lige nu, så går I glip af mindst 15.000 kr.

Nu har jeg sendt den en "please, I am so sorry, please please accept my apologies🥺🥺"-mail her til morgen, men jeg er ærligt talt fucking sur over proceduren og situationen. Hvad fuck er det for en måde at behandle sine studerende på? Jeg håber (og forventer) at de accepterer min undskyldning, men jeg synes stadig det er fucking urimeligt.

Jeg kommer seriøst til at eskalere situationen hvis det ikke går igennem. Det har jeg selvfølgelig ikke sagt til dem, men jeg kan love for de kommer til at høre for det gennem vores elevråd og skole-avis, hvis de afviser blankt😤

[especdreamy]

HUGE do not reblog reminder on the ske//ppy posts like im not gonna kill u if you reblog or anything because idk why the fuck tumblr won't let me turn off reblogs but yeah

[mosraev]

Lyrics through the decade 9/11

I've decided to collect all the songs I've made through the last decade and share my favourite snippets with you guys. The pictures for the backgrounds will (as much as possible) be pictures I've taken the same year as the lyrics were written. The full lyrics may or may not be made official someday.

Part 9; 2021

Now we've arrived at what I can call the personal era which started with me coming out to myself as nonbinary within the first three months of the year. After that a lot of the songs I started to make became a therapeutic tool getting to reflect over my thoughts and feelings about different topics.

More info under the line

Stay creative, my fellow foxes 🦊💚

Song 1 (pic1); Marco

This is not as much a song as it is 2-3 pages of me in lyrical form thinking through my newly out feelings as a nonbinary person. The 'song' is named after my middlename that on this time I believed would be my new name. Also, to fit with the very personal meaning of this song this is indeed a picture of me having gender euphoria looking in the mirror (although 9 months after the song was written)

Featured lyric:

Starring at the mirror softly repeating the name.

Trying to repeat the rush of joy hearing it for the first time.

Song2 (pic2); Aromantica

A song where I tried to reflect over my feelings as being an aromantic person since I also around this time has been coming to terms with being aro more and more (although I had come out to myself as aro one or two years prior).

Featured lyric:

((Extendend)) I held you and I kissed you

Because I thought that was what I had to.

And it’s funny how pathetic I was playing the part.

I’m not lovedrunk, I’m sober.

I realise that, now it’s over.

This is not who I am.

Song3 (pic 3+4); Altid Nat

This song is the exception to the rule I guess since it is less about my own personal identity explorations but again it is still about me and my feelings getting to be close to people with the loser covid-19 restrictions. You can hear the song here btw.

Featured lyric:

Original (pic3); Jordens trolde, de danser foxtrot over Danmarks bøgetage

((Extended)) så er det nu, vi sprinder guld af alt det som der kan ske i drømmeland.

For det er altid nat et sted på verdensplan.

Translated to English (pic4):

the trolls of the earth dance foxtrot in Denmark's treetops.

((Extended)) It is now we weave gold of all

that can happen in dreamland

cause it's always night somewhere in the world.

Song4 (pic5+6); Forstadsfabeldyr

This is an interesting one since I had less than a week to write and produce it on summer camp where I wasn't out yet so I wanted to make it somewhat mystical about what in the world I was referring to (thereby not outing myself before time) but also I really felt like getting out my hurt feelings about becoming the represent queer whenever people learned about my identity. (hint the swearing is back)

Featured lyric:

Original (pic6); Verden er så satans monokrom

for alle farverne er vasket ud med hvidt.

Translated to English (pic5); The world is fucking monochrome.

All the colours has been washed out.

Song5 (pic6+7); Glas v.2

Quite an interesting one that shows how my way of making songs has shifted since I originally made myself the challenge to make a song inspired by a poem on a playing card about rocks wanting to be glass and then the first version was meant to be about eating disorders (not told from my own pov) but that didn't connect with me so instead I told about nonbinary gender dysphoria (that is way more my own pov and so a therapeutic song instead)

Featured lyric:

Original (pic7): Når svaret for dem er hverken "han" eller "hende"

kommer de nemt til kort.

De ville så gerne kunne passe ind,

men kabalen går ikke op.

Translated to English (pic8): When their answer is not "he" or "she",

they'll easily come up short.

they'd love to fit in, but

the patience doesn't come up.

[kimjiwoong]

listen LISTEN i’m very tolerant. i can tolerate a lot. different opinions, shitty takes, i will tolerate them all. what i will not, i repeat NOT, tolerate is you calling CHOI SOOBIN a 22 year old man a fucking dilf for the love of fucking whatever im ltierally going to fist fight u if u do find a different word for fucks ske or better yet GET AWAY FROM HIM I WILL LOSE IT

[technotaarer]

Bro nu jeg i Melbourne men min bagage klarede det ik tror den er i Bangkok fatter det ik det så fucked men selvfølgelig selvfølgelig skal det ske for mig

[acrosstobear]

OH MY FUCKING GODDDDD SKE SOENEKEMSKRNRNDNR

YES INDEED THIS IS EXACTLY MY BRAIN RIGHT NOW DJRJWKKSEKTJEKFNEKFJEKFNEJRB