#footballers as pokemon

[yudgefudge]

Footballers as pokemon trainers, pt4!!!

Today's edition: Rashford, Mbappe and Haaland!

tags: @addictivewhispering @liverpool-enjoyer @lonely-salamander

Marcus Rashford

I believe Rashford has a hard, yet laid-back approach to battling. He definitely uses his favorite first, not the "best" and he doesn't push his Pokemon to their limits, he just lets them play to their best. But he doesnt have mercy on his opponents, that's for sure.

Houndoom

His starter. It's a devil dog (Man United) and Rashford actually has a dog that looks just like Houndoom. I also think it reminds me of how he plays, because he's just...powerful ig? Also it can mega evolve, which is alwas cool.

2. Volcarona

Volcarona is an almost mythical Pokemon, and I feel like Rashford was approached by a Larvesta (baby form) when he was young, because it sensed his pure soul (lets not act like Marcus isn't one of the purest footballers out there) and joined his team. It's also a fire type, as well as it represents the Sun, much like how Ten Hag builds his team around Rashford and planets revolve around the sun.

3. Delibird

And then Rashford just carries around this fucking thing. Because it's a cheerful giver.

Kylian Mbappe

One word: Speed. Mbappe plays for Speed and nothing else. His Pokemon are trained for speed as well. They're fast and that's all that matters to him. He likes them too I swear

Squirtle

Yeah I had to. This is 100% his starter. France blue and gold, it's a turtle, it's a prominent Pokemon, and it's the fastest out of all turtle Pokemon. It learns Shell Smash, a move that doubles your speed and attack in return for halving defense. Which sounds like something Mbappe would do, let's be honest. I think this is legit perfect for him lol.

2. Persian

A very speedy and expensive Pokemon. You know how supervillains are always petting a cat in their lap? Yeah that's Persian. I think it's funny to give this to football's biggest cartoon "supervillain".

3. Jolteon

Mbappe definitely would own an Eeveelution. It's just such a...main character Pokemon to have? And Jolteon is very, very fast, just like him.

Erling Haaland

Attack. All out attack. Push your opponents to the ground and attack.

Baxcalibur

A big buff attacking Pokemon with one strat only (Dragon Dance with no fear of burn because of Thermal Exchange) that's an Ice type from the mountains is the perfect starter for Erling. Baxcalibur is also my least favorite pseudo legendary so Haaland gets him because fuck haaland bro

2. Mega Ampharos

Look at that hair.

3. Garganacl

Haaland plays Minecraft. I love that. This is the minecraft blocks Pokemon.

[shiftythrifting]

[blaugranartista]

Ash and pikachu are blaugrana 🙂‍↕️ here they are wearing the iconic ‘96 kits (the year pokemon made its debut in japan)

[luriostragedy]

Hahaha, Lucadinho Soccer

[pokemon-with-hats]

Apartment set-up mostly done! Got a TV stand yesterday, just need to set my consoles up and I'll be basically unpacked!

Vibing to some Midwest Emo to celebrate

[oh-my-pod]

hey guys, i'm looking for some cool people to follow as my timeline feels empty!!

pokemon

nintendo

league of legends / arcane

marvel

reading

football (women only!)

animals (especially rat dogs)

anything lgbtq+

if you like any of the above, please interact and i'll check you out :p

sincerely, a loser lesbian

[cinnacreates]

I've got a recommendation for you, THE ULTIMATE ESCAPE!!! Eventually you will be saved from being lured into sweet traps?!

[cryborgmechs]

Trainer Mags and his partner Truffle challenge you to a battle!

[therobogoose]

Though the siblings are both incredible footballers, they forgot that playing for England has granted them one unavoidable weakness: the French.

[cxrsedeclipse]

Can y’all give me drabble ideas, idfk what to write 😔

[d999666]

GF Pokemon AU

This was written by looking at @whydoilooklikeawetdog post.

Galactik football Pokemon trainer AU

Please let me know if you have any other ideas.

[vicinityofart]

I was contemplating how to get this blog started…. Then remembered this gem:

SO WHOS GONNA BE THE FIRST HM?

[mr-survivor]

Flareon and shiny Umbreon playing football (soccer) together

[luriostragedy]

Zeraora plays football!

[sapphire-mage]

If I wear the Health Sandals and the Unhealthy Sandals on separate feet, what will happen to me?

[pkmn-smashorpass]

I should have been prepared for the ghost fuckers but I sure wasn’t