#foos

[fullcravings]

Cinnamon Apple Crumb Cake

[365filmsbyauroranocte]

A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge (Jack Sholder, 1985)

[earthanthem]

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[magz]

am watch anne reardon review expensive kitchen gadget (with english caption)

while pet moonie kitty whole time (he want love a lot, he making "biscuits")

and "sorted food" with their demo of same (with caption) that take into account disability

so now am imagine more accessible kitchen future *

[ih3artdirt]

“a rainy day inside”

[thatstonergirluk]

Still cannot believe I went to see Foo Fighters on my own! My first stadium gig aswell ❤️

They absolutely smashed it ❤️

[for-my-stupid-mental-health]

2023-10-23 A warm honey latte with a friend. Been very productive before 11 am today. Looking forward to going home and preparing some comfort foods.

[adamshallperish]

am honestly prepared for the next foo fighters album to be the best they've put out, the releases from it have been spectacular, far closer to their roots in the 90s and further away from their more radio friendly, stadium rock releases (one youtube commenter pointed out their lesser tracks end up feeling a bit like a parody of themselves). it's sad we won't get taylor playing on the album, but this is shaping up to be a beautiful tribute to dave's mother and taylor. loss is woven into the roots of the foos, and they tend to tend to their grief through music well. it's been a long time since a foos song has touched me as much as the teacher has.

[poleznoevkusno]

Привет! Я - Дина

Приветствую всех любителей кулинарии! Меня зовут Дина и я обожаю еду во всех ее проявлениях! Я люблю готовить еду, рисовать еду, фотографировать еду, писать о еде, обсуждать еду и даже придумывать еду.

Даже смешно, иногда мне снятся рецепты, которые я не то, что не пробовала, но даже представить не могла! А потом я их готовлю, и они оказываются вкусными.

Я готовлю со времен детства, сперва это было просто хобби, но со временем стало призванием. Мой опыт работы поваром в разных заведениях по всему миру помог мне открыть для себя множество интересных рецептов и техник готовки, которыми я с удовольствием поделюсь с вами. Например, я работала в японском ресторане, где научилась готовить рамен, суши, гоханы и даже блюда из аниме. Работала я и в сети кофе-точек, где открыла для себя мир каш, смузи и закусок для завтраков. 

В прошлом году мне посчастливилось учиться готовить вегетарианские блюда в йога-центре под руководством настоящего мастера своего дела. Там же я узнала о том, как сделать полезную еду по-настоящему вкусной! 

Кроме того, я очень люблю путешествовать и изучать кулинарные традиции других стран. Но не только профессиональный путь и любовь к путешествиям повлияли на  на мой стиль кулинарии. Годы занятий велоспортом, танцами и пешим туризмом научили меня ценить энергию и здоровье, которые дают правильное питание, поэтому я стараюсь сделать любое блюдо сбалансированным, вкусным и полезным. 

[xx3nkognit0xx]

It's Modelo time, foo

[tastyhealthyfoodonlin]

Bourbon-Glazed Turkey with Pearl Onion Giblet Gravy

Chef Tanya Holland's secret for a turkey with juicy meat and nicely lacquered skin: Brine the bird overnight and then baste it frequently with a bourbon-brown sugar glaze as it roasts. Mashed roasted garlic gives the pearl onion giblet gravy a subtly sweet, nutty flavor.

Ingredients

Turkey

1 (15-pound) turkey—heart, gizzard, and liver chopped and reserved

2 cups apple cider

1 1/2 cups kosher salt

2 cups dark brown sugar, divided

3 rosemary sprigs

1 bunch thyme

1 bunch sage

3 pounds ice cubes

1 medium onion, finely chopped, divided

2 celery ribs, finely chopped, divided

1 large carrot, thinly sliced, divided

10 garlic cloves, divided

1 stick unsalted butter, softened

1 cup bourbon

Mashed Roasted Garlic

2 large heads garlic, halved horizontally

1 teaspoon extra-virgin olive oil

Kosher salt

Freshly ground black pepper

Gravy

2 tablespoons canola oil

1 (12-ounce) bag frozen pearl onions, thawed

3 cups turkey stock or low-sodium chicken broth

2 tablespoons unsalted butter, softened

2 tablespoons all-purpose flour

1/4 cup Mashed Roasted Garlic

Directions

[bootleg-nessie]

Rating band names based on their accuracy:

(I keep updating this list so check back later)

The Beatles: 3/10. None of these people are beetles, they’re just a bunch of fruity guys from Liverpool with matching haircuts

(Edit: changed from 0/10 to 3/10 because John Lennon beat his wife)

Pink Floyd: 4/10. There is not a single person named Floyd in the band, but some of the members do arguably look kinda pink

Nirvana: 10/10. Getting high and listening to Nirvana is roughly what I imagine actual nirvana to be like

Foo Fighters: either 0/10 or 10/10. I have never seen foo in real life so either they’re pretending to fight a problem that doesn’t exist or they’re doing an absolutely fantastic job of fighting it

The Eagles: 0/10. Same as the Beatles, there is not a single eagle in this band. The name is misleading and we have all been lied to

Queen: 6/10. Partial points for Freddie Mercury

Led Zeppelin: 0/10. I don’t think any of these guys have ever even seen a zeppelin, let alone one made of lead. A lead balloon would crash faster than my hopes and dreams

The Rolling Stones: 3/10. There is not a single stone in this band. Some points added because I’m pretty sure they rolled quite a few

U2: 0/10. Despite what the name says, I am not a member of this band

Metallica: 9/10. Naming a metal band “Metallica” is like naming your dog “doggy”

Red Hot Chili Peppers: 2/10. These guys are not chili peppers. They’re not even that hot, let alone red hot

Guns N’ Roses: 0/10. How the fuck could a gun or a flower play music

Backstreet Boys: ?/10. Depends entirely on their current given location

Simon and Garfunkel: 10/10. No notes

The Doors: 1/10. Jim Morrison is kinda shaped like a door tho

Chicago: 4/10. The number of people in this band does not come even remotely close to the population of Chicago. Points added because it originated in Chicago

Earth, wind, and fire: 2/10. This is even more innacurate than Chicago. Points added because wind instruments were often used

Def Leppard: 3/10. There is not a single leopard in this band. Some of the members are probably kinda deaf by now tho

The Beach Boys: ?/10. Accuracy depends entirely on location

The Black Eyed Peas: 6/10. Not sure what the hell an ‘eyed pea’ is but the black part is pretty accurate

Imagine Dragons: ?/10. Depends entirely on whether or not they’re thinking about dragons.

Cage the Elephant: 1/10. Why would you do that. Let the elephant go

Green Day: 0/10. They’re not even green

The Police: 0/10. There is not a single cop in this band

KISS: 5/10. I’m sure they probably kissed sometimes

The Monkees: 0/10. Are you fucking kidding me

We Butter the Bread with Butter: 8/10. I can’t verify this but I have no reason to suspect that they’d lie. Butter seems like the most logical thing to butter bread with

King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard: 0/10. I got really excited about the concept of a lizard wizard only to be let down. My disappointment is immeasurable

They Might Be Giants: 5/10. I googled everyone in this band’s height, the tallest guy’s only 6’1 so I wouldn’t exactly consider him a giant. Then again, I can’t really argue because the claim was only that they MIGHT be giants

The Presidents of the United States of America: 2/10. None of these people are Joe Biden nor are any of them former presidents. This is incredibly misleading. I’m pretty sure “Lump” was written about my first girlfriend tho so I’ll give them a point or two

Gorillaz: 2/10 Not quite but we’re kinda close genetically so I’ll give them partial credit

The Killers: ?/10. I have no way of verifying if they’ve actually killed before but the fact that they’re not in prison tells me probably not

The Offspring: 10/10. These guys are definitely somebody’s offspring

Arctic Monkeys: 1/10. They are neither monkeys nor are they from the arctic

Thirty Seconds to Mars: 1/10. It takes WAY longer to get to mars than that

Beastie Boys: 8/10. They’re pretty beast on the guitar

Jimmy Eat World: 1/10. Slow the fuck down Jimmy, you’re biting off way more than you can chew

Hole: 9/10. One point deducted because I’m pretty sure they had more than one hole

Rage Against the Machine: 10/10. They did exactly that

Alice In Chains: 0/10. This is illegal. Let Alice go

The Band: 10/10. This could not possibly be more accurate

Nine Inch Nails: 1/10. I can’t find any good pictures of their feet but from what I can tell their fingernails definitely aren’t nine inches long

Bush: ?/10. Not quite sure about this one, felt uncomfortable asking

The Who: 2/10. I’m not dealing with this “Who’s On First” bullshit

Radiohead: 0/10. Not a single person in this band has a radio for a head

Queens of the Stone Age: 0/10. This band should be called “five random dudes from the modern era” but FRDFTMA is a bit of a mouthful

Soundgarden: 2/10. Sound does not grow in the garden

Sonic Youth: 5/10. They’re not exactly youth anymore but the sonic part checks out

Talking heads: 8/10. There’s more to the band than just a bunch of disembodied heads but the heads do tend to talk

The Cranberries: 0/10. Decent music but I only added them so that the Beatles and Freddie Mercury weren’t the only fruits on this list

The Wiggles: 8/10. They do tend to wiggle a lot

Blue Man Group: 10/10. Yep!

Weezer: 5/10. They all look like they definitely have asthma

Limp Bizkit: 3/10. While the visual image of baked goods playing the guitar is hilarious, Fred durst is not a biscuit. Points added because he probably has erectile dysfunction

Stone Temple Pilots: 0/10. None of these people are accredited as being licensed to pilot anything, much less an entire stone temple. Stone temples don’t need pilots anyways

Wasted Youth: 8/10. I guess it really kinda depends on how you frame it but yeah, they probably wasted a lot of it

Them Crooked Vultures: 3/10. These are people and not birds but Dave Grohl’s posture is kinda bad and John Paul Jones is so old that his neck kinda looks like a vulture’s so I added some points

Audioslave: 0/10. Slavery is illegal

Traveling Wilburys: 4/10. Sure, they traveled a lot but not a single one of those lying bastards was named Wilbury

D12: 6/12. There were only 6 people in this band

NWA: 10/10. I’m a little too white to safely comment on this one but I’d say they nailed it

Jet: 1/10. A real jet would be way too loud

Goldfinger: 0/10. Not a single person in this band has a finger made out of gold

No Doubt: ?/10. I can’t really be too sure how Gwen Stefani felt but I think it’s probably a safe assumption that she had some doubts

The White Stripes: 3/10. I bet if you stripped them down naked and made them stand shoulder to shoulder and squinted really hard they’d probably look more like white stripes

Screaming trees: 3/10. They scream occasionally

Garbage: 2/10. I think they’re being a little harsh on themselves, their music isn’t THAT bad

Butthole Surfers: 5/10. Not even gonna touch this one

Megadeth: 3/10. To be fair, some of the former members are dead but only a little amount of death, not mega death

Dead Kennedys: 2/10. Last I checked Kennedy was still dead but neither he nor his clones are members of this band

Cake: 0/10. The cake is a lie

Cracker: 8/10. Most of them are

Tool: 7/10. I don’t know much about their music but they sure look like tools

Counting Crows: ?/10. Is this what emo kids do instead of counting sheep? Accuracy depends on whatever bird they happen to be counting at the moment

Dave Matthews Band: 10/10. It certainly is

Oasis: 1/10. Their music is the opposite of an oasis

Blur: 2/10. They are not that fast

Barenaked Ladies: 0/10. If I wanted to be this disappointed I’d reestablish a connection with my biological father instead

Meat Puppets: 10/10. Technically, aren’t we all?

Live: 8/10. Apparently they still do live shows but I deducted some points because I’ve only ever heard their music on Spotify

ABBA: 9/10. I’m still not giving any points to Guns N’ Roses but that’s mostly out of spite

5 Finger Death Punch: 8/10 I guess it probably depends on how hard you hit them but this seems to be the usual amount of fingers to punch somebody with

All American Rejects: 9/10. They’re all rejects from America so I don’t really see any issue with this

T. Rex: 0/10. Even if any of these people WAS a T. Rex I don’t think their arms would be long enough to play their instruments

Free: 0/10. Unless you steal their music, in which case it becomes a 10/10

The Strokes: 3/10. To my knowledge, none of them have had a stroke but I still added a few points because the name was probably accurate for other reasons

The Smashing Pumpkins ?/10. Another thing I have no way of verifying but this seems like a waste of perfectly good pumpkins

Therapy?: ?/10. The hell are they asking me for? I don’t know their medical history

Twenty One Pilots. 0/10. There’s only two of them and neither is a licensed pilot

Finger Eleven: 0/10. Leave the poor Stranger Things girl out of this

Fall Out Boy: 9/10. I conferred with an expert on this one who confirmed that they are in fact boys who had a falling out

Cream: 8/10. Considering this was the OG supergroup I’m sure a lot of people did in fact cream when their music came out

Edit: humans aren’t fucking monkeys. Stop saying we are

[happylittlegremlin]

I do not cook; I am not really that great at cooking; I got 1st degree burns from mac & cheese, and yet, I absolutely love the documentary, Julia!

Like, I love it for the obvious reason: it's just a great documentary. It paces well, it's informative, and it really is about Julia. It's really obvious that the documentarians were actually attached to this project because everything feels intentional. For example, the documentary starts in an ideal place (the origins of Julia's cooking show: The French Chef) and then blasts us into the past to see how she got there. This is ideal because people who know just enough about Julia start with the recognizable bits (the fact she had a cooking show, the fact that she was super successful) that make us keep watching through the stuff we don't know. We have decent ground to stand on, so when we start learning about details that feel less related to cooking we know we'll round right back to the beginning soon enough. A documentary that phones itself in would most likely just do the paint by numbers chronology, but this one obviously wants to keep people in their seats.

But I think my love of this thing goes into something deeper. There is something so cool about seeing a woman who wasn't "built for TV" absolutely destroy the world with her abilities and humor. It's so interesting and heartwarming to see how American cooking (that thing that we do to make food--WHICH WE EAT) does a complete 180 with the sudden appearance of a "regular" human being (Julia Childs is like "regular" in the same way every human being is: not at all). Not only a regular human being, but also a kind, amazing one at that. It's kind of funny to say but Julia Childs feels like a rags to riches storyline. Julia Childs is our seemingly regular person who gets famous and rich for working hard and being a good person. And, I mean, I can't help it! I'm a sucker for that kind of fantasy!

Fantasy may be one of the best words for this documentary, and not because of any exaggerations or lies or anything. Fantasy doesn't have to be fiction in my opinion; fantasy merely has to give wonder and beauty and escape to your current position. I find this documentary fantastical because of its artistry--and not the cinematic kind. They have chefs on this show just talking about what they love about food, they have historians and friends talking about how much they loved Julia, you have 101 different subjects that are all talked about with so much love and appreciation. I feel like I'm escaping not out of our world but rather out of mundanity. I have been whisked away to enjoy the world's smallest, most essential splendors on an artistic level. I have been able to take this journey with a heroine who is tough as nails, kinder than candy, and truly an inspiration. And that's the second fantastical quality of this film: Julia Childs succeeds. I mean this in the best possible way, but it's kind of a miracle that Julia was a success. She was a woman in a male dominated industry--an industry that is also completely unappreciated. America didn't care about women or cooking, so the fact that this documentary tells the story about how a woman got people to care about that stuff is honestly amazing! It gives me hope. It gives me a fantasy. It makes me believe in a world that can improve with only a bit of wonder, charm, and good food.

[candelamour]

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