#fool of a Took

[mushroomates]

who i would let borrow my car in lord of the rings:

boromir- would likely take it to a car wash and fill up the tank for me afterwards. no questions asked and the keys are in his hand before he finishes his sentence.

gimli- would change my tires for me. a bit worried about him off roading but he’d take care of it. it’s extremely likely that he also took it through the car wash but not out of politeness but because he got it caked with dirt and mud while driving.

elrond- i’m willing to bet my life on this man being a reliable driver. he could get negative traffic tickets- as in, the cops pull him over just to tell him how good of a three point turn that was. this man is married to the turn signals.

sam- there might be dirt and dog hair left over for weeks but yeah i’d trust him. he probably just needs the trunk space for a dresser he found on the side of the road.

who in lord of the rings i do not trust with my car:

gollum- yeah obviously he’d drive it into the swamp in .2 seconds. this little fucker does not follow road laws or any laws. the second gollum takes my car i know its over.

gandalf- i do not know how one sends an automotive on a quest but im pretty sure my car is in moria rn and i’m never seeing it again

legolas- has the biggest passenger princess energy i’ve ever seen. would total my car immediately after going diagonal across the highway because he saw a cool tree

thranduil- like father like son. passenger princess who has not been behind the wheel for decades. would guilt trip me into giving him a ride before even asking to borrow my car. gets pulled over for having a whole ass wine bottle in the cupholder.

pippin- there would be peanut butter stuck in the console for months and i’d be finding loose snacks and trinkets in my seats years afterwards. also strikes me as the type to be obsessed with the radio to the point of reckless driving

[michoodles]

So I read a fic this day's about this concept and I'm crazy with this, the idea is that Bungo and Belladonna die when Bilbo is still too young to take care of himself and the rest of the Shine doesn't want to receive him on their homes, so Gandalf as the friend of Belladonna that he was he adopts Bilbo and take him to his adventures.

And on the way, Bilbo end ups been the one that destroys the ring ( all this before the quest to Erebor ) and he's actually the one that keeps the company alive during all the travel.

And I love seeing a scary and anxious Bilbo taking care of 13 dwarfs by himself.

[fellowship-say-what]

Gandalf(to Aragorn ): Excuse me? Who made you the boss of the group?

Gimli: You did.

Boromir: You said "Aragorn should be boss."

Legolas: And then you said "let's vote" and it was unanimous.

Frodo: And then you made him this little plaque that said "Boss of Us" and you put little sparkles on it.

Gandalf: Valid points, all.

[vigilantegreen]

Obsessed with the fact that in the two towers when they're hunting the orcs that took Merry and Pippin, Legolas is like "the smell of trees...better than any sleep! Let's keep going!" And Gimli is like "please I'm begging, I would like a rest, just five minutes"

[ineffablesheets]

Imagining pippin and his passion for second breakfast like bro be in the middle of battle and would be like “look i get we’re fighting evil and all but can you blame me for thinking the real tragedy here is that i may never have a second breakfast again?” “like is anyone even thinking about my stomach??” or if he was at the council of elrond and bros just like “scuse me can we just pause for second breakfast? i mean how can we plan the downfall of sauron without a bit of a pick me up?”

[modernincorrectlotrhobbit]

Pippin, desperate for an excuse: Um, because....? Gandalf: Because you lack common sense? Pippin: Yes. NO!

[gandalf-the-fool]

[call-me-cosmic]

Gandalf is Gan-done

[autistook]

The fellowship of the ring

[schoolbuswrangler]

Aragorn knew more about second breakfast than the Hobbits.

By definition, breakfast is the breaking of a fast.

If Aragorn was planning not to stop again until nightfall, by that time they would have been fasting again and anything they ate would break that fast.

So Aragorn was the one eating two break-fasts all along.

[r0sa4077]

Meriadoc Brandybuck and Peregrin Took - Middle Earth

[fellowship-say-what]

Boromir: Would you slap Pippin for a million dollars

Gimli: Lmaoo I would slap him for a slice of cheese cake

Merry: I would slap him if I felt like it

Pippin: I feel so unsafe here

[auntierayeraye]

[socksfersale]

"Fool of a Took!!"

Part 1

I'm back with more art :)

honestly, if he's so annoyed, I wonder why he let pippin hold his staff and hat TToTT)

[lancedoncrimsonwings]

Pippin felt left out, apparently;

Hey Stranger! Guess what?

Blelelelelellellellleeeelleeleleleleleelelep

Blep bleleelelelel bleeleleelelelelelele

(I don't think Pippin quite understands booping. He's thinking about it now)