#fool!David

[boowiij]

DAVID SHAW BEGGING⁉️

DAVID SHAW WHIMPERING FOR FREE⁉️

DAVID SHAW BEING PICKED UP BY ANGEL⁉️

DAVID SHAW WITH A LIVING FATHER⁉️

DAVID SHAW GETTING STARTLED⁉️

THIS IS A MOMENT IN HISTORY‼️

[androgynouspenguinexpert]

love you dad

[skunkox]

Fool!David spoiler

NSFW MDNI

I've never wanted to dominate a fictional man so quickly before. The compulsion was very much felt and I was left to sit there looking stupid.

Anyways, I'm glad Gabe is alive in at least one universe. Hope Ash's parents are okay.

[sacredtime]

I haven’t listened to the Fool! David audio yet but I imagine normal David is the guy you bring to your parents without worry but Fool! David is the guy you don’t bring to your parents bc all he does is make them worry.

[angelicdevil24]

Oh look it’s fool!David

[dahliasunset26]

David is really such a confort character for me that I felt asleep with the foolverse!video, I thought I did listened through all of it until I saw some posts here and then I was like "hold on, I did not, wtf?"

[definitelynuwonhere]

HAS ANYONE READ THE ‘HERE U ARE’ COMIC

I found it 2 hours ago.

I’m at chapter 104 and I’m not ok. (It’s 12:30 and I’ve got to get up in like 5 hours)

[crowlixcx]

[stewykablooey]

fuck the other timelines we live in the timeline where ben affleck publicly ships kenstewy at an investment summit whilst being one half of history’s very own rpf kenstewy. there is something so cosmically potent here something beyond us in the works

[zanephillips]

DAVID SCHWIMMER Kissing a Fool (1998)

[boowiij]

Save us Omega!David🙏🏾

🙌🏾Omega!David save us please🙌🏾

[objectiveunknown]

The funniest thing Neil Gaiman could do for April Fools would be to drop all of Season 3 with no warning, and it starts after everything’s been sorted, god’s dead, heaven and hell have both been totally dismantled and Crowley and Aziraphale are happily together. No explanation of what actually went down. The whole thing is just 6 hours of them bimbling about together being a couple.

THEN, 2 seconds to the end, something batshit happens and we get a “to be continued” and it’s revealed they’re guaranteed to do 8 more seasons.

[goblinpuppy35]

David Thewlis

Only Fools and Horses (TV series) - 1985

[shit-talker]

Another idea to do with this post I made;

They aren't raised together. The deal between Shiva and David is still intact when they're born, and when Shiva ends up having 3 kids, it presents a perfect opportunity for David Cain to put in a proper experiment with these kids. He takes Cass, raises her as he did in canon, and tells Shiva to raise Tim how she sees fit, and then they give Jason to a struggling couple in Gotham city, just to see if their genetics really do create the perfect child assassins, or if they have to foster the ability into them, and who's better at it.

Tim and Cass end up meeting when they're around 5 or 6, and they end up fighting then, too. It's a pretty even fight, all things considered, but eventually Cass ends up with a knife to Tim's throat, and Tim ends up with two daggers pointed from behind Cass's head and their parents decide to stop things there.

Jason, meanwhile, is being raised just as he was in canon. His dad gets arrested around this time, and he's left alone with his mother, completely clueless to his siblings currently battling it out in a different continent.

David forces Cass to kill when they're 8, and it fucks Cass up. She ends up hunting Tim and Shiva down, and while she still hasn't figured out talking, Tim is able to get that something bad just happened, and they have to go now. So, they run off together and end up in Gotham about 2 years later.

They're 10 when they run into Jason, who immediately gets freaked out because he and Tim look literally identical, but there are a few basic differences, and Cass just looks like them if they were a girl. Jason, newly homeless after his mother's death a few months before, shows Tim and Cass the basics of Gotham, and in exchange, Tim and Cass show Jason how to handle being homeless (and how to fight properly)

Tim and Cass technically can speak English, Tim moreso, but it's definitely not a perfected thing, and Jason becomes a sort of translator for them.

When Jason ends up stealing Batman's tires 2 years later, he runs to get back to Cass and Tim, who are admittedly and annoyingly better at fighting than him. Bruce obviously follows him, and when he stumbles across 3 kids who look a hell of a lot like Lady Shiva, he just has to take them home.

(Other post on this AU)

[cupgoose]

fool! david has me in shambles i can’t

(click for better quality!)

also bonus:

[dawnofiight]

What is that one redacted video that you watch OVER AND OVER again?

Personally I love the Huxley and Dames confession because they sound like a fucking stampede when they fuck- but David's marriage proposal is a close second!