#food-cw

[bisexualvalve]

Inflation is so fucking bad we're fantasizing about stalkers leaving groceries

[thefloatingstone]

My friend posted this to the group chat and I laughed at it for like 5 minutes straight

[apollos-boyfriend]

lunchly having mold problems is bad enough for their image but giving ro a first-hand account of the mold is possibly the worst possible scenario for them. ro kill

[thatsprettylane]

Kakashi + Team 7

Bonus:

[iizuumi]

whoever decided to give astarion a gun ily

[idiopathicsmile]

the prominence of AI in art and writing right now actually has a lot in common with the old WASPy 1950s cooking trends we now all scoff at, specifically the over-reliance on what is perceived as high-tech and futuristic, the belief that anything that comes "from science" must inherently have value and be superior to the more organic older methods, the leveraging of a supply chain that is all geared up to destroy the earth, and also an end result so uncanny it is bordering on surreal.

what gets called AI today truly is the shrimp jello of tomorrow.

[diminuel]

There's a limit to the Monkey sibling love.

@owo-bisexy suggested "Luffy and baby 2 fighting over meat"

[gorgonfreakman]

one of my favorite scorpy momence of all time (past and future)

[nepenthean-sleep]

you know what. i've always been hesitant to describe my anaphylactic food allergies as a disability because "it's just allergies" but if you look at the numerous ways this has affected my life as an adult (because everybody only talks about kids having anaphylactic allergies):

no restaurants or fast food

no store-bought food from small companies (less accountability/resources to prevent cross-contamination)

no candy or desserts (unless they are 100% homemade, which takes a lot of time and energy if you have other disabilities like i do)

no hand-washing dishes (every place i live in has to have a well-functioning dishwasher)

no kissing people on the mouth/lower half of the face

other people cannot kiss me/put their mouth on me

no allergens in the house (really difficult to enforce with non- immediate family members!!)

always having to cook my own meals/bake my own treats/desserts

no sharing drinks/food with other people

no food cooked in other people's houses/kitchens

always having to bring my own "lunchbox" to family events, work or school, all-day events, or any other situation in which i could THEORETICALLY need to eat or drink something other than bottled water

calling food manufacturers to verify label information on new/changed foods

and none of this is counting the avoidance behaviors i developed with obsessive-compulsive disorder around age 13 in response to the panic attacks i'd have remembering about the anaphylactic shock i experienced at age 10.

i was taught to read labels at age 5. i was taught how to use my own epi-pen at age 6. my parents and i have always been careful and responsible about my allergies. it's not "i just don't like this food", it's "if i eat this my throat will swell up and block my trachea AND i'll go into shock from low blood pressure." as inconvenient as it might be for YOU, you can learn these things too and save a life. happy disability pride month; stop being a dickhead

i don't usually talk about my allergies because it gives me a LOT of anxiety but i felt this was important to share, because most people have no idea what being an adult with allergies is like. life went from "everyone at the birthday party gets a cupcake but me and i'm sad" to to "if i want to kiss someone i like, i have to make sure she hasn't eaten anything i'm allergic to in the past few days" (which is like. hugely awkward to ask of someone holy shit) or "i have to turn down the meal from my friend's mom even though she has the best of intentions and now she thinks i'm an asshole"

[incognitopolls]

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[goobersplat]

Animal Food Snacks

Kiwi Turtle, Teddy Bear Toast, Crab Croissant, Banana Snail

[incendavery]

love at first bite

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[gillipop-plus]

edit: i meant bug lollipops im sorry T^T

[gooberscollage]

Not a huge fan of this one, but it’s not so bad I don’t wanna post so…enjoy! 🎃🤍

[oceantoyz]

[tacticalprincess]

cw food play (?)

könig drizzling honey over his cock and feeding it to you when you complain about an itchy throat… telling you to relax and open your mouth, he’ll soothe the ache, häschen. fingers lovingly carding through your hair as you lazily suck his sweet, spongy shaft like a throat lozenge, while he basks in the heat of your gummy, swollen throat inflicted by your oncoming fever… shoots spurts of his warm cum inside your mouth and tells you to swallow your medicine..