#food brag

[lowwasteorbustanut]

Hey all!

I’ve been gone a while, but I return with food 😋

I have a Ninja Creami, that I’ve used to make ice cream a few times. But I didn’t like that all the “official” ice cream recipes call for cream cheese…which is a weird ingredient I think.

Also ever had frozen milk? That gross texture, was how my ice cream turned out.

Barf.

So I trolled around online, and found a recipe for coffee ice cream that looked promising. Except for the fact that I HATE coffee lol

Instead, I brewed some strong black tea that I love.

It’s butterscotch. ‘Nuff said.

And it turned out AMAZING!!

But it needed a little something more…something like caramel!

I had some I’d bought from the store, pre low waste journey, but it soon ran out.

And by now my hunger for butterscotch black tea ice cream was insatiable.

So what was a gal to do?

Simple! I’ll just make my own caramel.

For the first time…

It’ll be fine right?

…

…

And it WAS!

Delicious!!

So proud of me, making low waste ice cream and caramel sauce 💖

*tea is loose leaf, and is composted after brewing. The milk/cream I used for ice cream is purchased in recyclable containers. Only the lids themselves are garbage. Sugar, salt, and vanilla extract are purchased from my local bulk foods store-in reusable bulk bags, and one small glass container I reuse for the vanilla.

[explodingstarlight]

I wonder how the rise boys would react to 2012 Mikey's pizza concoctions...like the pizza shake lol

something tells me rise!Mikey isn't pleased

[milkbreadtoast]

guys look at this immaculate avocado + avocado toast i made w it...

[sadaveniren]

.

[bolithesenate]

HERE I AM IN YOUR ASKS

I need to write these down for whenever your art asks are open because I come up with "things I hope Boli draws" basically every time we talk and then can't remember them all.

The gang napping/asleep in a pile in an unexpected place? Sifo climbing Dooku like a gym? I'm also delirious for any more pet (emotional support) Tirra'taka AU art that your muse happens to have lying around....

listen i have no excuse for myself except the fact that lately I've been thinking about the Beverly Hill's Chihuahua movies again and somehow that translated into this

every second benduday of the month Sifo-Dyas shacks it up with all the wives of the senate district to trade hot goss and fashion tips

its been years and they haven't clocked him yet

[rougerave]

"Bruce Wayne can't cook to save his life." That's a load of bullshit. Listen Bruce can cook, he just doesn't have the time for it, and the fact that he hardly passes as functional human being.

You can't tell me that in all his traveling he hasn't picked up something. If he can remember miniature details for a case that was three years ago, he can remember recipes.

Listen other than Alfred, Martha Wayne was the only person who knew how to cook. Martha wasn't going to let her son become like his father it that department. She and Alfred taught Bruce everything from the correct utensils to how to properly spice meat, "BBQ spice is not for chicken Master Bruce, have some class."

That was one thing Alfred and Bruce still kept doing after his parents died, and because of this he becomes an amazing cook.

When he meant Taila, trust and believe that she went Gordon Ramsey on his ass when she taught him how to cook the meals of her homeland (that's when he fell in love with her. I refuse to believe anything else on this matter), and obviously as he traveled he gained more knowledge on different dishes. Most from his masters and some from random old ladies that he came across.

The problem comes when he desides to take over the company and become the cities regular furry problem. He just doesn't have time and this leads to his kids never finding out. They grow up knowing that Alfred cooks. They also don't know that on rare occasion that Bruce is free he would sneek into their apartments and make food that can be frozen and reheated, because just like him, his kids can hardly pass as functional.

And that's how Jason found him, one random Tuesday. There his father was, floating around in a black AC/DC t-shirt, gray slacks, sparkly pink crocs(Dick), Jason's apron (because Jason is the only kid that knows how to cook) and the Rolling Stones playing form a speaker that was definitely Tim's. Bruce only glances at him before speaking, "Go change, wash your hands, then come cut the carrots." then goes to drain the pasta, and because Jason is to stunned to speak he goes without a word.

Jason doesn't bring it up, so Bruce won't bring it up.

One thing he does do every night is make Damian, Duke, Tim and Steph's school lunch. He strongly objects to the idea of his babies eating Gotham Academy/University powder egg shit. No sir.

That's how the family found out. That was funny.

"I once saw you put salt and vinegar Lay's in bread."

"Not my finest moment."

They tell Dick. He laughs in their face until he sees his dad in his kitchen cutting onions without flinching or wiping his eyes.

"You have no soul."

"Yes I don't. Wash your hand and cut that baby marrow."

"But I don't like baby marrow." he complained as he washed his hands.

"I have no soul, right?"

Dick sticks out his tongue, he get whacked by a wooden spoon.

[pianokantzart]

Dinner is done. Nephew is put to bed.

Time to edit some fanfic.

[weolucbasu]

Žlikrofi Out

Aka, the only two things me and @signoraviolettavalery talk about

[sharper-than-a-serpents-tooth]

one headcanon I have is that Athy is a terrible cook, because she's a spoiled princess who never had to work a day in her life and in her previous life she never had enough money to buy cooking ingredients or time to do anything but heat up pizza and instant noodles, but Jennette still loves her food the most because her taste buds are fucked due to dark magic and overly sweet/spicy food is the only one that has flavor to her

Jennette devouring Athy's oversalted soup and her half-raw half-burned steak:

[kelvingemstone]

the vampire armand is a delhi born bengali. to ME

[warlordfelwinter]

presentation defeated

[cw-ianthe]

i just got my first fulltime job salary and like. this is only two weeks' pay and it covers almost two months of living expenses under my current lifestyle

[janiedean]

literally begging for any chain ever to fucking let terf wizard collaborations in the dust i don’t want to give that woman a cent of any of my money ever but i’d also like to buy food that’s not like shitty thank u

[caffeinatedopossum]

People be like "Wow you're so self aware" like hunny I AM myself? What the fuck else am I supposed to be aware of?

[skeletons-in-ur-closet]

good god how do you guys deal when your MOM has an ed as well

[sweetnnaivete]

🧟‍♀️ <- me rn