#flustered Jax is hilarious

[undeaddrabble]

I’ve seen a few other people do this meme with them so I decided to throw my hat into the ring

Two versions cuz I wanted to be funny

[ittybittylee]

Jax Tickle hcs 💜✨

- Lee

* Even though he may be an asshole he tends to get very flustered while being tickled. This is because he’s not used to anyone seeing him all soft like that

* thus he feels embarrassed

* And does not wanna screw up his “Reputation”

* Will instantly melt in your hands

* He has that cackling yet snarky kinda laugh?? the kind that gives you butterflies

* He has very ticklish feets ///that are also very fluffy

* His neck, stomach and hips are also very sensitive, even a slight poke could send him into a giggling fit

* He lets on that he absolutely HATES being teased and will do everything in his power to push you away to prevent you from teasing him

* Making Eye contact while tickling him makes him even more flustered

* But he secretly enjoys it, makes him weak in the knees

* Kicks his feet when tickled

* Will not ask for you to stop because he “refuses to beg anyone” so once the damage has been done he’ll just accept his fate

* ^If you confront him about it he’ll get all embarrassed and start shouting at you to “shut up!”

* Will 100% use the excuse “how could I have of asked you to stop when you were nearly tickling me to death?! I couldn’t even breathe nonetheless get a single word out!”

( he could’ve easily IF he wanted to )

* He absolutely adores aftercare, he’ll snuggle right up in your lap and rest his head on your shoulder

* He loves having his ears rubbed, especially if you hold his head while doing so

* Whether or not he’ll admit it, he loves every minute of it

* “You tell anybody that I’m ticklish and you’re dead. and that’s not a threat, that’s a promise got it?”

- Ler

* Extremely teasing, smug mischievous ler

* perfect balance between rough and gentle tickles

*is a mean ler

* Absolutely LOVES getting a reaction out of you especially seeing you blush

* Laughs at you while tickling because he thinks it’s funny to see you completely helpless

* Finds it hysterical when you snort/squeak/wheeze and will bully you for it //affectionately

* Will do everything he possibly can to get you all flushed and embarrassed just because he knows how much you hate it

* Will not hesitate to absolutely wreck you

* Can and will most definitely tease you especially with baby talk

* This mf will purposely taunt you by saying “Cootchie cootchie coo” over and over again to embarrass the living hell out of you

* You can beg for him to stop but he won’t, not until you’re all wheezy and breathless

* Loves to taunt you by saying “I’m gonna getcha” in a very sinister voice and at the most random times

* you can tell just by the smirk on his face he’s planning an “unexpected” tickle attack

* His lanky fingers make it easier to scribble away into those hard to reach sweet spots ( inner neck, etc )

* Finds it hilarious whenever he gets a reaction out of you

* “Heh what’s the matter? Does that tickle~? Too bad because I’m gonna do it anyway~”

* Will never let you live it down. Ever.

* Will wiggle his fingers at you on purpose just to make you flinch or blush

* Great aftercare, loves to hold you

* Asks you if you’re okay, hoping that he didn’t take it too far

* He makes sure you’re okay before carrying on with the rest of his day and acting like nothing ever happened

* will threaten to tell the others that you’re extremely ticklish but won’t actually tell them

[grimmtells]

I see he likes Gangle! I see he likes all the girls actually... Is it possible he's a bit of a charmer? A ladies-man? At least is that the image he likes to present?

✦ Crazy you got that just from who he did and didn't like ! But you're right ! He's absolutely the charmer-type and loves presenting himself as a ladies-man who can easily make a "demoiselle" swoon over him. Also works with guys, he just does it less.

It's not written on his description (maybe I should add it) but he's a big tease/flirt. In the main cast, he does that with Ragatha, Gangle and Caine the most, because they're the ones who get veeery easily flustered, so it's the funniest to do !

RARELY if ever does he try with Zooble because they're basically the least receptive and, quite frankly, think it's super weird of him. So now one of his little secret goals is to fluster them specifically.

Pomni's one he often teases as well. But kinda same as with Zooble, she's just really not as receptive as the others and pretty much always clocks it as dishonest, since he often would rather bully her than flirt. She finds it kinda creepy as well.

Kinger is usually not receptive, not because he finds it weird, but because he just- doesn't get it. Which is frustrating really, and Arlekin has already gone through the embarrassing motion of explaining what he meant to him more than once, enough for him to just not risk it again. Except if there's a perfect timing he just couldn't miss.

Jax is also one is teases often, simply because it looks like it disgusts the rabbit every time, so the failure of the flirt circles back to being hilarious, thus flirting has become one of his favourite tactics to use on Jax. (It's also a personal goal to fluster him specifically, like Zooble)

NPCs always get flirted with, that's a given for any adventure, so the newer, smarter NPCs were a joy to deal with for him.

And Bubble... well, Bubble is Bubble and he'd rather not be caught in their general vicinity.

(THAT WAS HELLA LONG, SO SORRY)

[corvidae-00]

Tsudere /sub touch starved Jax in heat that pretends to hate the reader but does things to secretly be with them x a fem happy but smart Uzadere that loves being in the circus.She loves adventures,animals,cute things,fighting,food ect! lots of energy too but can be pretty insensitive and a little selfish with a little crush on jax. I feel like at first jax would completely reject liking her then he would be extra mean,then Maybe subconsciously know he likes her amd hates the feeling lol. cus he copes by trying to not have feelings and tries to act "tough". its pretty obvious that the reader is in love with him but his dumb ass cant catch on . She gives lots of compliments which makes him flustered and mad ( he is mad bc he thinks nobody likes him that much, he is mean to her to make her go away but it doesn't work ) but he pretends not to care. the reader would definitely confesses first tho. Sorry for such a long request its just that not many people write jax in this sorta way so i had to be detailed lol. also if you don't wanna use female pronouns you can make it non gender ofc 😅tysm for even reading such a long thing! and you don't have to do this at all lr you can switch it up. Anything is VERY appreciated tho😊 also i feel like max would be a massive virgin due to how annoying he is...he definitely a horny bitchless rabbit-

AHHHH! MY FIRST ASK ;0; Thank you!!! And i personally LOvE Jax- like its an issue 0-0 but im so happy to write for him first! your request is amazing and i truly love it! i hope i did it justice!!! i hope you dont mind HCs! if you did want a story just hit me back up in the answer box and ill write a lil something for ya! ;)

MDNI BELOW THE CUT+ Warnings: Smutty smut themes, bottom Jax <3- Cussing, swearing, the norm

The Reader definitely brought light to the Circus, when she first appeared she was the TALK OF THE TENT, everyone was happy to finally have someone around to liven up the place- > besides jax- the little shit made it his sole duty to make sure Reader was the punchline of his jokes or somehow always "in his way" and the Reader often got the butt of the assult. > Jax being Jax when the feelings for reader started to arise- he got scared- a little worried- upset even. More at himself than you but still pretty pissy- this just made the tourment wose oh lord- > Reader found this fun, more ways to annoy and poke and proad at Jax, finding his constant target on the Reader absolutely hilarious > Reader always calling the oblivious rabbit pet names!!! *Toots, Fluff butt, Shnookums (Only because it pissed Jax off and everyone would laugh), babes, Etc Etc, > Jax STILL oblivious to the reader ;0; taking it as her teasing him and pushing him and oh no we cant have that!!!! Jax haaates it. Secretly likes it HATES IT- >Despite the tension between the two Jax would often threaten Caine or sneak the other circus members things of value to be around reader. not knowing why- HE IS MADLY IN LOOOVE he wanted to be around Reader!! SMUT >Jax in heat is something i dont think even he saw coming- like they are digital code- BUT DAMN- > Stuck in his room alone humping a pillow and pulling his ears over his face embarrassed beyond belief at his own actions > Reader was coming to annoy Jax concerned why she didnt see him at breakfast (His favorite meal of the day may i add- >Knocking on his door reader had a shit eating grin "Sleeping in pookie?" She calls through the door only a groan and a loud huff was the response she got >Thats rude. Reader thinks and just assuming he is having one of his man period days- Reader enters his room- and boy is the sight she sees amazing- Jax face down and ass up with a pillow under his hips, face flushed a deep purple and his overalls down to his waist- > Reader and Jax are just staring at eachother with wide eyes >"G-GET OUT!!" "Nah i dont think i will" >Lets just say reader helps the little bunny get the relief he was so looking for- >They dont argue as much anymore-

----------------------------------------------------- THANK YOU FOR READING!!! I hope you enjoyed your request and it was too your liking! im still getting back into writing so its a slow process!! let me know what you think!!! thank you so much!!! <3333

[clemblog]

Caine’s Lesson - Part 10

•

Pomni was in the ranch kitchen, helping Ma Gator with the next meal for the day, as Gummigoo, Max and Chad messed around outside whilst sorting through the supplies they'd found.

“You know Poms, I am glad my son found you.” She spoke softly.

“O-Oh, really?”

“Indeed. I think you’ll be good for him. You remind me of my late husband, you know.”

“I-I do?”

“Mhm, he was a sweetheart, just like yourself. A little timid but dived right into the adventures once he found his feet. It’s why I fell for him in the first place, he was so caring but also so hard working.”

“That sounds nice-“

“Indeed. It’s why I have hopes for you and my son! You compliment him rather well!”

Pomni didn’t know what to say to this, Justine nodding along as she cut up fruits and vegetables. Her face was a little flustered but she wasn’t going to acknowledge that-

“You know Gummigoo, you’re real buddy buddy with Poms~” Mused Max.

“She’s cool, why I wouldn’t I be?” Hummed Gummigoo, softly with a smile.

Max and Chad just looked at each other at this.

You ever look at your friend and you know they have it bad for someone? But they don’t even realise it themselves? That’s what was happening right now.

…

They sure weren’t going to tell him-

This would be hilarious.

“Hey… uh Lou? Where are you?” Hummed Pomni, sheepishly, looking around the barn for Lou.

“I’m over here Poms!” Smiled Lou, waving her over. She was currently knitting some blankets, like she’d learnt so from Ma Croc!

“Hi- Can I talk to you?” Said Pomni, softly. “I uh- need to see if I’m reading a situation correctly-“

“Oh! Right! What’s up? What’s the gossip?” She grinned, gently. Pomni sat down across from her, taking the yarn Lou was making to straighten it out for her ease. She then began to retell Lou the interaction she’d had with Ma.

“Well, how does it make you feel?”

“I’m not sure- If I think she’s insinuating what I think she is- I’m not- against it- But I don’t think I’m ready for it yet- But I will be eventually- J-Just not yet- Does that make sense?”

“Oh totally! It does, especially since all the stuff that’s happened since you arrived here, you know? And it’s weird to say but I think I know the feeling?”

“Y-You do?”

“Yeah, you know those knights I was talking about? Well- I don’t remember her face- But she was so sweet- And so genuine that I can’t help but think of her sometimes- Do you think one day she’ll come back?”

“Oh- I don’t know- Maybe..? We’ll just have to wait and see I suppose-“

•

The circus group had long since headed to bed since their little meet up! Opting to reconvene in the morning.

Everyone was sat back in a little circle, just chatting or doing their own thing.

Then Caine appeared.

“Hello everyone!” He exclaimed, popping into existence. “I am here to collect Gangle for her solo adventure!”

“W-Wait- What..?” Eeked Gangle.

“That is not happening-“ Frowned Zooble, putting an arm firmly on Gangle’s shoulder.

“Yeah, wet blanket here would never get out of a solo adventure if it’s anything like the one I went on.” Hummed Jax.

Gangle didn’t know whether to thank Jax and be annoyed with him at that-

“Yeah Caine! Nobody here wants to go on solo adventures! If we’re going on an adventure it’s one to get back Pomni!” Huffed Ragatha.

Caine’s upbeat attitude seemed to be fading at these claims.

“I-I see. Well. I… was going to keep most of you here.. in hopes someone would abstract and then you’d all need me again-! Pomni would come back- And I’d be your lovable ring master again! …But I see that’s not going to be the case.. Is it? So, I guess it’s time for a clean slate…”

“Wait- What?!” Eeked Ragatha.

A portal wrapped around the group and swallowed them whole.

It was time for a new adventure.

“A-Are you sure this is a good idea Caine?”

“…Never. But I can’t do much else. They’ll need me but I won’t come. They’ll abstract and I can start over.”

“…oh..”

•

Pomni was happily tucked in bed now after a long day. They were set for another day of adventures tomorrow with Gummigoo, Max and Chad. They would never have too many supplies! Especially since some members of the surviving candy kingdom were talking about repopulation, already excited at the premise of a new start with a new kingdom. It was why Lou had got so crafty, she wanted her current citizens and any new citizens that’d arrive in the future to be as comfortable as possible!

If they wanted to be efficient at work, they needed to be well rested, comfy, fed and happy! So, that was the current plan of action for everyone at ranch, which had slowly expanded into a little makeshift village from residents expanding out of the barn into their own bigger makeshift spaces.

It was finally becoming a sustainable and safe area to live and thrive.

•

Ragatha, Jax, Kinger, Zooble and Gangle fell into a familiar chocolate goop.

Oh dear.

Oh god.

This wasn’t good. Was it?

Something was happening.

A deep rumble struck from the void, felt by all humans and NPC’s alike in the form of many apparitions.

Some had nightmares.

Some had stomach aches.

Some felt an overwhelming sense of dread.

Others just slept on undisturbed.

Things were changing in this world.

And it felt like for the worst.

Caine’s AI had changed. And it was Pomni’s fault. Wasn’t it? Was it?

•

A little note from me to you.

CHAPTER TEN!!!

Woo, look at me go! So many words, so many things to write next.

Thank you to everyone who's read this far and has showed support!

I know their are a lot of people making their own

TADC stories and universes, but to know that a collective of people enjoy mine in my own little corner of the internet with silly little comments means so much to me.

So thank you so much for reading!! I'll see you in Chapter 11. <3

Part 11

[things-arent-what-they-seem66]

hi, are you still doing the adamsapple prompts? If you are I would like to request this please!

14. “Bet you they don’t make you sound like that, do they?”

15. “Fuck, you’re such a wreck, and because of me, too.”

Yes I am! Feel free to send in more :)

Content Warning: Heavily Sexually Suggestive, Cursing, Jealous Lucifer and Adam is his own warning.

Lucifer was seething as he watched from his seat on the couch. The hotel got a new resident staying with them, the guy was tall, muscler, had great black hair and eyes that were ringed red and yellow.

Currently those eyes were roaming all over Adam, from his face, to his chest and lower. Not even subtle about it, he was even trying to get a look behind the fallen angel. He was taller than Adam, which really was something the guy was nearly 7 feet tall. The dicks name was Jax, what kind of fucking name was that? Lucifer ground his teeth together when the asshole made Adam laugh at another stupid joke.

"Holy fuck, that's hilarious." Adam breathed as he tried to normalize his laughter.

Jax smirked leaning in closer. "If you want, I can show you what else I got. A little more privately."

Adam felt his face grow warm, he took a step back. "Oh, I don't know Jax. Huh, what's that? I think I hear someone calling me." Adam practically ran away down the hall. He liked Jax, he was fine but he still had issues when it came to more than flirting with a man. Especially if that man wasn't Lucifer.

Lucifer watched Adam go, some relief washing over him. This was one of the few times he was grateful that Adam was nervous around potential partners. They've flirted before and it's flustered the fallen angel to no end, but he's never had Adam run from him. He held back growl as Jax came and sat beside him on the couch. He lounged there, hands behind his head. "Man, I don't know how you do it."

Lucifer raised a brow. "Do what?"

"Live down the hall from him and do nothing about it. He's the finest sinner I've seen in a while."

The king felt his rage spike. Of course Adam was attractive, he's always known he was since Eden. Human, Angel, or Sinner, Adam was breathtaking.

Jax's statement gave him an idea. He abruptly stood up and took off down the hall.

Jax blinked. "Was it something I said?"

Adam sat in his room, trying to will away the tears that pooled in his golden eyes. Why didn't Lucifer want him like that? Was he really that unattractive to the devil that he didn't mind Adam flirting with others? He thought if Lucifer saw him with Jax it would make him jealous, the fucker wasn't even that funny. His jokes were stupid and he was a 6 at best.

He jumped at the sound of a knock on his door. Adam wiped his eyes and huffed. If that was Jax he was gonna - "Lucifer?" The king pushed his way past him into his room. "Umm, come in?" Adam closed the door.

"What the fuck do you think you're doing?" Lucifer growled, eyes shining.

"Huh?"

Lucifer grabbed him and pulled him close to his face. "What the fuck are you doing with that asshole?"

Adam scoffed. "The fuck do you care?"

"I care more than you think." He smashed their mouths together surprising Adam, he closed his eyes and kissed back. He felt the vibration of Lucifer's growl and was moved to the bed, the king swiftly getting on top of him.

Lucifer pulled away and smirked at Adams flush panting form. Good. He rolled their hips together bringing out a moan from the sinner. He kissed and bit at his neck, pulling more beautiful sounds from Adam. "I bet they don't make you sound like that, do they? Thinking he has a chance with you." Another roll of their hips had them both moaning. "I want you a lot more than you think I do, Adam. You've always been mine."

Adam wanted to touch him, but when he made a move Lucifer pinned his hands to the bed. "Could have fucking fooled me."

"How about I take away any more doubts you have, hmm?" Lucifer rocked their hips together as he recaptured Adams lips, sneaking his tongue into the sinners mouth.

Adam wrapped his legs around Lucifer trying to get as much friction as possible. Fuck this felt amazing, almost better than being in heaven. He felt the king smirk into the kiss. One hand now held both his wrists on the bed and the other went to his hair at the base of his horns giving a tug. Adam arched his back, head going back breaking the kiss as he moaned and panted. "L-Luic."

Lucifer chuckled as he stared at Adam, his red eyes a mix of lust and something Adam couldn't place. "Fuck, you're such a wreck, and because of me too. Who would have thought that the first man would want a piece of the devil." He purred and ground their hips together harder to make his point. Fuck how he wanted him.

Adam couldn't think straight, his mind fuzzy with want. "Luci please!"

"You want me?"

"Yes!"

Lucifer smirked, "Then you've got me, baby." He kissed Adam roughly again, claiming what was rightfully his.

No one would come between them.

[cartoonfangirl1218]

Why are you naked on my bed?

My friend dared me to do this prompt so I did. Enjoy. 

"Why are you naked on my bed?"

Kendra had been having such a nice, entertaining afternoon. The Legends were relaxing for once and had been discussing famous people they wanted to meet until Jax said he wanted to meet Abraham Lincoln.

Now Carter had a rocky relationship with Lincoln. After they had been reincarnated in the 1800s during the Civil War they helped the Union as spies and Carter had made the courageous battle against Custer that helped win the war. Something he never got recognized but Lincoln got all the credit. This pissed him off to no end, and Kendra found it hilarious.

"He gets all the credit for what I did. I did the work but noooo he's the greatest president ever, he solved slavery, he was such a great debater, I have very thing he has. I'm better!" And she egged him on. 

"But he has a top hat." "I can pull off a top hat. I can pull off anything. I wore lederhosen and Marilyn Munro still kissed me."

It had escalated from there and Ray wanted proof that Carter wasn't just making the whole thing up so Kendra went to their room to find a picture. When she entered, she almost fainted.

MICK! There was Mick sprawled across her bed, his eyes lit up.

Naked.

MICK RORY WAS NAKED IN HER ROOM. "I love you Kendra.” 

Kendra almost choked on the air she was breathing. He loved her???

This madman who who thought the most pretty thing in the world was fire and vengeance liked her?

No LOVED her? When did this happen? Sure they had a nice moment when he encouraged her to kill Savage but she hardly counted that as love. She didn't even like him with all his crazy, fire happy ways. And he loved her. And he naked. OMIGOD did he want to... NO! NO NO NO!

"Mick, I I I'm in nuh no no no I'm in a relationship with Carter and no and why and since when no no I I please put pants on-" Kendra stuttered, flustered with the recent revelation and trying not to look.  Mick got up, ignoring her pants request and started pacing around the room, "I've always admired you Birdie. You're vicious hawk side, your weapons, your ability to make an alcoholic drink anytime someone wants it, and you're beautiful. I will gladly give up fire if you would be with me. I don't need fire to be happy, I'm a well rounded, smart man who does not need it. But when I woke up this morning I realized I must tell you and what better way to express my love than bearing everything to you."

Kendra felt the room getting a little darker. Give up fire for her.... He couldn't be serious. Why wasn't he putting on pants? 

Suddenly there was a bounding up to the room, "Kendra do you have the picture?" Carter called. 

"Maybe she can't find it because it never happened." Leonard called after him then a cell phone rang.

"What Lisa? Calm down, excuse, wait he did what?"

Carter entered the room and let out a strangled choking sound "MICK!"

Leonard charged after him "MICK! WHY IN HELL ARE YOU SENDING-" Leonard froze "-NAKED.."

Sara, Ray, Jax and Stein hurried up behind Leonard squeezing all of them into the small room and froze, eyes widened, mouths hanging.

"Sis I'll call you back" Leonard muttered.

"No, No, Lenny I need you! My delete button is broken and I can't get rid of it. There's a naked picture of him in my email. Make him stop being naked in my email. Len, Don't you dare hang up on.." Lisa screeched from the phone.

Click 

"Oh so you love her too?” Kendra snarked.  "No, I just sent her an email on how I care about her and I'm sorry for trying to kill her and I would like to go on a stealing spree sometime if she visits." Mick explained.  "With a naked selfie?" Leonard asked.

"Bearing my soul.”  he stated matter of factly. 

"Bearing souls and naked selfies. Interesting symbolism." Sara commented, seeming a bit too amused for Kendra’s taste.  "Carter do something." Kendra hissed in his ear.  "What do you want me to do?" Carter whispered, staring worriedly at the love sick pyromaniac "Why is he naked in our room?"

"He apparently loves me" Kendra replied.  "WHAT!!" "I do." Mick added.  The rest of the group stared back and forth between the three.

"See? Help me. Fight for my honor. Something!" Kendra honestly didn't know what to do. She would beat him up but it felt wrong and she already knew what happened when you dump a crazy guy. She knew he was crazy and she had a feeling the whole giving up fire for her might not apply if she rejected him.

"I don't think I can. Beating him up while he's naked, is is is just wrong." Carter said.  "Him being naked in the first place is wrong!" Kendra cried.

"No, it's okay. I thought you might react this way. I just tried you first in case you were interested. Now Sara on the other hand..." Mick walked up to Sara's side, as Sara looked horrified. 

"Not your type! I thought we discussed this with fourteen year old you?" Sara protested. 

"Legends what are you doing I have been calling you to go to the base for 5 minutes?" Rip strode up, pushing between the shoulders and stopped when he can't sight of Mick on one knee, grasping Sara's hand.

"What. Is. This?”  "No one really knows" Jax answered for the group.  "I want you Sara. If you would have me. I won't even look at fire if that makes you happy. I'm a well rounded, smart man who doesn't need it." Mick said with a surprisingly loving tone. 

"Oh" Rip sighed, pinching his nose with exasperation.   "Oh what?" Kendra asked, still confused and oddly a little insulted that Mick had already moved on. What kind of fickle guy is that?

"Mick, Sara please meet me in my office. Mick, please put on some pants. It's enough soul bearing."

Sara quickly walked out and Mick ran to catch up with her. "Any chance he to,d you that he would give up fire?" Rip asked Kendra,

"Yes."

"Oh oh this makes sense. I'll explain, I put a hypnosis tape hidden in his room to play while he sleeps to help at least lessen his love of fire. Pyromaniacs Anonymous has a few that have been very helpful for it's clients. I also added my own so that he would work better with the Team and insult others less. I had said to tell the girls how much you respect them and admire your skills instead of believing he was better. I didn't think he would take it so far as to love you. Nor “bear his soul" in "that" way." Rip explained.  "That’s- that's actually a relief." Leonard exhaled.  "I suppose it did not work as I would have hoped. I'll remove them.. But it might last awhile before he becomes his normal self. You might want to get use to the sight for a few days." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The next morning "MICK WHY ARE YOU NAKED ON MY BED! WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS!" Sara screamed. 

[ask-kamilah-sayeed]

I would love for you to do a fluffy ABC with Amy. Thank you

Kamilah: Alright. I’ve got Amy here with me so we’re going to do your request @kennaxval. I’m not really sure why anyone would be interested to be honest. Amy: Because it’s nice? It’s cute! Kamilah: If you insist. Let’s just answer these questions. A= Adorable What does each find the most adorable?Amy: Lots of things! I love the way Kamilah rolls her eyes at everyone, literally all the time, but when you look hard enough, there’s just this little smile there. That’s pretty adorable. Kamilah: That, in itself, made me want to roll my eyes... but thank you. Adorable is a funny word. I do enjoy watching Amy get all flustered, though. It’s sweet.B= Belong Which one realized first that they belonged together?Amy: Oh... uh... well... Kamilah: I think it was a strange mutual attraction. Amy was always very flirtatious in her own way, but something drew me to her like a magnet.C= Cuddle Who is the one to initiate cuddles?Amy: It depends on the situation. It’s not like we just cuddle randomly. It’s usually after... Kamilah: It’s me. I initiate them. D= Demonstrative Who is the most demonstrative with their affection?Amy: I mean it’s gotta be me, right? Kamilah: Most definitely. E= Easy Going Which one is the most easy going in the relationship?Amy: Me.Kamilah: Absolutely. And it’s going to get you killed. Amy: Now it’s my turn to roll my eyes. F = Fun Who is always coming up with fun ideas?Kamilah: Amy’s ideas are certainly original. Things that I wouldn’t have otherwise considered. Amy: Yeah. It’s definitely me.G= Gift giver Who is the one to surprise the other with gifts?Amy: We haven’t really given each other gifts yet. Kamilah: It’s still early days. H= Hugs Who always gives hugs?Kamilah: Amy. Amy is the hugger. Amy: It’s so hard not to. You always get this grumpy look on your face and it kinda makes me want to hug you more! I = Imagination Which one is caught daydreaming about the other?Kamilah: There’s no need to daydream when we’re together so frequently. Amy: So it’s just me then? J = Jokester Which one makes the other laugh all the time?Amy: Kamilah is hilarious. Kamilah: What?! Amy: Yeah. You’re really funny, even though you don’t mean to be. Kamilah: This is news. K = kind How do they show kindness to one another?Kamilah: This is one of Amy’s greatest strengths. She is very demonstrative in her kindness. She often tries to defend me, even with her ridiculous mortal strength, and surely that is one of the kindest things. That she would risk her life for someone who has been alive for so long. Amy: I... wow. Do you really think that? Kamilah: Yes. I don’t just “say things”, Amy. Amy: Okay. Wow. Thanks. Kamilah shows me kindness in her own way. She struggles to let people in but she sometimes opens up to me and puts her trust in me. That’s always so appreciated. L = Love What ways do they express their love for each other?Amy: Uhhh....Kamilah: I don’t believe we’ve said the “L” word, have we?M= Memorable Moment Which moment together is one they always remember?Amy: The cabin. Kamilah: That was fast... Amy: I mean... it was the first time... so... Kamilah: Hmm. Yes. I enjoyed that night quite a bit.Amy: Me too. What’s a moment you will always remember? Kamilah: There are many. Perhaps the kiss in the cabin, just before we went back out to fight the ferals.Amy: Why? Kamilah: Because that was when I knew I had a reason to fight.N= Near How near to each other to they like to be?Amy: That’s kinda weird. I don’t know really. We’re always near each other because of Adrian. Kamilah: Yes, that’s true. I like being near to you, though. It gives me a secure feeling. Amy: Really? O= Only One What made them realize the other one was the only one for themAmy: Oh boy. That’s a loaded question. Kamilah: I don’t think that there necessarily is just ONE person for another. I don’t think that destiny or fate exist. I just think that if two people can connect enough, then they are lucky. P= Paradise Where do they like to escape to in order to spend time alone as a couple?Amy: We don’t ever really need to escape. Your penthouse is huge enough!Kamilah: Still, I like taking you in my office.Amy: ... Did you just say taking me in your office? Kamilah: I meant taking you TO my office. But... yes... that too. Q= Quality How do they spend quality time together?Kamilah: Whenever we can. Though it’s not always easy, what with work and council meetings and the like. Amy: Though it’s easier now that I’m on the night shift, right?Kamilah: That it is. R = Relax How does one help the other relax after a stressful day?Amy: Kamilah ALWAYS stresses. I pour her a glass of wine and sometimes cook for her. Kamilah: Yes. I appreciate it greatly. I don’t believe I’ve ever witnessed you truly stressed after a long day. But I certainly have ways to make people unwind... S = Sleep How do they sleep? Spooning? Cuddling? Touching or not?Amy: Spooning, usually. Kamilah: Yes, “spooning”. Amy: Why did you say it like that? Kamilah: It’s just a strange term is all. T = Touch What ways do they touch to show affection when around others?Amy: I don’t actually think we do. It’s kinda awkward in front of Adrian, Lily and Jax, right? Kamilah: I don’t feel awkward. I just feel that there is a time and a place for affection. U= Unique What is unique about their relationship?Amy: I guess that we have a 2041 year age gap? Kamilah: Or that one of us tries to be vegetarian whilst the other needs blood to survive. Amy: Good point.  V = Value What do they value most from their partner?Kamilah: Amy’s enthusiasm. It’s dangerous... but it’s endearing. Never change. Amy: I mean she’s smart, intelligent, beautiful, strong, brave... Kamilah: Thank you. W = Warm Which one is the warmest?Amy: KAMILAH! Kamilah: Yes. Yes you’ve said this many times. X= X Who initiates the most kisses?Kamilah: Amy, usually. I think she gets nervous in case I’ll pull away. Amy: Well yeah. I mean have you seen you?Kamilah: For the record, I’d never pull away. Y = Yearn Which one has the hardest time being apart?Kamilah: I would say I struggle more than Amy does. I don’t form attachments easily or often these days, and before Amy, it had been a very, very long time. Amy: I had no idea you felt this way.Kamilah: Now you do. Z = Zest Which one likes to add a little spark to their dates?Amy: I think we both do in different ways. Kamilah shows me magical things that I didn’t even know existed. But I show her the side of life involving being a 22 year old girl in the middle of New York.Kamilah: I would definitely say it’s you who brings the “spark”. I’ve never shown you anything out of the ordinary. Amy: You’re kidding, right? Kamilah: I don’t “kid”, Amy. Amy: You’re kinda the spark in our dates anyway. Kamilah: That was very smooth. Amy: *Blushes furiously*Kamilah: Well that was a lot of fun. Thank you for that ask @kennaxval! If anyone would like any other joint questions to be done, Amy is here for the weekend. 

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Red vs Blue: S17:E2 - Everwhen

I’m a First member, but I’m going to be posting my reactions behind a cut to avoid spoiling anyone. So here are my thoughts on the second episode of the season!

I am so excited for a Donut-centric season, you guys. So excited!

Especially if we're getting to actually address Wash shooting Donut. Of course this would be one of his strongest memories. (Another one is probably having that grenade exploded on his head.) And I had remembered Simmons' distress, but this scene where Donut gets into a memory loop (hey, nice parallel to Wash watching Jax film the scene of him getting shot multiple times) and Simmons yelling in alarm and concern for him is a good moment of another Red actually showing their true feelings for Donut. They care about him!

Donut hopping into a memory from season 15 also begs the question of where's Doc, Kai, and Carolina??? Where are they???

Someone please do a parallel gif set of Donut being like "internal bleeding is no biggie" and Jake from B99 being like "blood's supposed to be on the inside!" because that's great.

You know things are bad when even Tucker is tired of innuendos. And the idea that Donut never realized what he was saying a la Tobias Funke, is HILARIOUS to me. And Donut's just "oh my god, I can hear myself talk."

Donut trying to be so careful with his words is great.

Man.... If the show wanted me to ship Sarge/Washington, they succeeded. Like I already shipped Sarge one-sidedly pining after a certain PSA, but Wash is so supportive of him here, and Sarge's flustered little "Aw, shucks!" killed me.

I am really hoping that this season will address the Wash shot Donut thing. Like I love Wash, but Donut definitely deserved an apology rather than Wash brushing it off as a joke.

I am so proud of Simmons and his character growth over the seasons, but also I love mid-series petty Simmons who's furious that Donut is stealing his lines.

I love that Grif is the one who's struggling with deja vu and halfway to believing Donut until Sarge convinces him otherwise. This stuff sounds familiar! Maybe because of his final conversation with Genkins? Also Grif pointing out that their entire goddamn life is so weird, why not believe Donut time-traveled from the future to talk to them?

"If you're from the future, what am I thinking about right now?" "I don't know!" "oh my gosh, I don't know either!!!!" I love Caboose so much.

Chrovos's speech rang true to me. How would you handle being locked up for eons, alone? Half-joking, half-serious, I think this whole problem could be solved by the Reds and Blues adopting Chrovos. Like, they adopted Carolina and Wash, Caboose adopted Freckles, why not befriend a lonely AI and convince Chrovos it'd be more fun to run around the universe.

Donut's so smart, figuring out that Wash is a man outside of time. And I want this potential Wash and Donut awkward time-travel road trip.

But also...where are Carolina, Kai, and Doc???

[asexual-fandom-queen]

For the ask thing, Ray, Cisco and Wally :)

Ray:

Sexual Orientation HeadcanonListen I am so here for bi!Ray who doesn’t realize he’s bi because “everyone thinks guys are hot though, right? I’m just appreciating the #aesthetic. Respecting the bod. Giving the dude the benefit of the doubt that he’d rock my fucking socks if we fucked. But that’s normal, right? That’s 100% a straight thing that everyone does.” Until it comes up once and Sara’s just like… “Ray, that’s gay” and Ray’s whole world cracks open. Gender HeadcanonCis. Definitely an ally, but also one of those allies that doesn’t, like, 100% get it and kinda puts his foot in his mouth a lot. But he’s always eager to learn and adjust his language and his way of thinking, so Len takes the usual cutting edge out of his sass whenever he corrects Ray on whatever uninformed thing Ray is saying now. Mental Illness / Neurodivergent HeadcanonRay is… not neurotypical. By a long shot. Witnessing Anna’s murder, then being held by Darhk, then having to survive in the Cretaceous gave him some pretty nasty PTSD. I also headcanon that Ray has type two bipolar disorder, never diagnosed, which he’s in pretty deep denial about, because mostly his hypomanic states help him be a better inventor and businessman. And his depressive episodes are “just him being tired and worn out.” Ray’s good at hiding his mental illness behind his money, which is how he escaped diagnosis his whole life. But on the Waverider, it’s harder to hide, and Mick of all people is the first person to reach out and express concern, in his gruff Mick way, when Ray’s self-destructive, grandiose behaviour becomes frighteningly obvious in season 2. 3 Random Headcanons1) Kinda still a neurodivergent headcanon, but also alternately I headcanon Ray as autistic. 2) Ray doesn’t expect to love being the little spoon until he starts seeing Mick and the HOLY FUCK NEVER MAKE ME BE THE BIG SPOON AGAIN!!! 3) Ray will absolutely without pause fuck his digestive system for Mick’s cinnamon rolls. Mick tries eight different gluten free recipes before finding one that’s just as good if not better. 

Cisco:

Sexual Orientation HeadcanonMy precious bisexual son. His jokes with Iris and Barry whenever they enter a room together about feeling personally attacked are… not entirely jokes. Which Lisa might get more snippy about if her brother (and Iris and Barry’s boyfriend) didn’t beat her to it with his glowering.Gender HeadcanonYOU CAN PRY TRANS CISCO RAMON FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS!!!!!Mental Illness / Neurodivergent HeadcanonMy poor traumatized son has such PTSD, starting after the particle accelerator explosion when he locked Ronnie in the pipeline and only spiraling from there. 3 Random Headcanons1) Cisco has a beautiful voice. His serenading is one of the few things that makes the weight fall completely from Lisa’s shoulders, and her laughter sounds like sunshine when they dance together. 2) He gives everyone’s babies aliases. Most fall out of favour when the kids get older, but for some reason, The Tornado Twins sticks. 3) Cynthia is actually Cisco’s doppelganger from Earth-19. At first, it weirds him out that she’s cis (and he honestly isn’t sure how he feels about finding her hot before he realized they were doppelgangers) but she’s quick to reassure him that the multiverse is a weird place and people’s sexualities and gender identities and even their heights can vary from Earth to Earth. It isn’t some greater cosmic statement. It’s just the way she is on her Earth, and he is on his. 

Wally:

Sexual Orientation HeadcanonAnother precious baby bisexual! And poly as hell, which Iris finds hilarious and Joe wonders if it’s something about him that all his kids have multiple partners. (thanks @prouvairablehulk for making Wally/Jesse/Jax a thing I’m into now) Gender HeadcanonCis, but also kinda meh about conforming to traditional gender norms. Like, hell yeah he’ll paint his nails (and do Jesse’s because he’s so much better at it than her) and he’ll wear skirts and high heels and makeup. He likes them. He doesn’t think there’s anything “emasculating” about that. There’s more than one way to be a man. Mental Illness / Neurodivergent HeadcanonWally definitely struggles with the trauma of his superhero duties, and there are moments from his childhood growing up that he won’t ever tell Joe about for all the scars they left, but overall, he could struggle a lot more than he does, and he knows it. 3 Random Headcanons1) Wally is a cat person. He’s brought home three strays to date. Jesse would be annoyed if they weren’t so damn cute (and Jax complains every time he calls home from the Waverider about missing out on snuggles with the kittens and his two favourite sunshine puppies)2) Wally runs to Keystone all the time for takeout from his favourite restaurants he grew up eating. The owners are not fooled. They know Wally doesn’t live in Keystone anymore, yet here he is every other day for food. They just hope he’s better at hiding his secret identity from his villains. 3) Wally genuinely loves sitting for hours listening to Jesse talk about her special interests while he plays with her hair, or even just tidies up their apartment. Her flustered excitement makes his heart feel like it’s going to burst open (it only gets worse when Jax is home and he idly plays guitar in the background)