#floss is so cool

[constellations-and-energy]

no one does it like Pussy Edible by Floss - Sped Up Drum’n’bass Hyperpop Remix

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

made me think of this (a foreigner on the street in the evening of zhongyuan festival in singapore)

[keldabekush]

I just think she’s neat :)

[breach-of-conduct]

Saw other people sharing thier jrwi bracelts so heres my bitb themed anklet! I <3 bugs :]

[gorefreaklintjrwi]

a tiefling guy with white hair and purple skin and orange eyes walks up to you with a weird looking bird guy who's wearing a beat up tank top and sweatpants. they try to sell you a watch. what do you do

[tj-crochets]

I got some spikes (for the flower crown monster’s vest) and of course I had to test them out and make myself a spiky bracelet! It turns out it’s difficult to take a photo of a bracelet on your own wrist though so here’s a picture of Jellybean wearing it

[spoofyleaf]

Having my dentist say “you need root canals… in ALL of your teeth!” in the most Cartoon Mad Scientist way he could wasn’t something I expected, but something I’m glad I heard bc bro what

[p-st]

ive got a wisdom tooth coming in??

[lovelesslittleloser]

Does stabbing your gums count as self-harm? Because I am bleeding but also this feels like the correct thing to do

[iamnotlookingidonotseeit]

ough i fucked up my hip joints perusing the joann paper aisle. not beating the elderly allegations today boys

[pretentiouswreckingball]

have you watched the first two eps yet?! it's so good

LINDS THEY ARE EVERYTHING

[lichenobserver]

PSA!!! many antidepressants cause your saliva to dry out which can lead to faster plaque buildup; if you're on antidepressants consider adding a non-alcohol flouride mouthwash to your oral hygiene routine!

this post sponsored by the FOUR cavities needing immediate attention OP discovered at their dental xrays today despite their normally excellent teeth :(

[keldabekush]

Ashlinn and Oonagh! Ashlinn is Oonagh’s older sister, and co-founder of the band Nuclear Crotch Floss

[ratnurse]

I got the permanent retainer on my lower front teeth replaced and my teeth HURT, it legit feels like I have braces again and just got them tightened. I cant eat my CORN CHIPS!!!

[cuntwrap--supreme]

I keep loads of basic supplies in my car because there are so many homeless people in my city. I'm leaving the gym, and this dude stops and asks for a light. While I'm handing him my lighter, he asks if I have any water. I say I only have Gatorade right now, and move to my trunk and tell him he's welcome to anything he needs back there. He picks up some soap, sniffs it, and says, "This is all garbage. Nobody wants this," and left. And, like, I'm not sure if I need to rethink what I'm stocking my car with or if he was just an asshole.

[eruditetyro]

what if we went to the store where you can buy old photos and sheet music and magazines and clothes patterns and stickers and stamps and ribbons and other collected ephemera and picked out ephemera and did collages. what then.