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vanha kauppahalli date but the dessert edition aka the more enjoyable edition if not because sasha has a sweet tooth so we can like these foods freely
sasha in the midst of eating merengue and almost choking to death because he thinks any comment out of maffhews mouth is funny maffhew sweetheart we have to think about the effect we have on the people around us for a single second here
#aleksander barkov#matthew tkachuk#florida panthers#2425#[insert my cake vs tart vs pie translations into eng rant here yes my eye twitched lets move on.]#im sorry has maffhew never had merengue in his life girl you live in soflo with so many hispanic bakeries#wdym you dont know how to eat merengue yeah if you use that much force its gonna cave in on itself 😭😭😭😭#(man who grew up in america) “never afraid of that [powdered sugar]”#man with texture issues likes the spongy cake and not the one thats texture hell because its airy and dry#and if youre not used to it feels weird. shocker!#as someone w texture issues if its a really bad day i cant even eat it either despite how much i like it yeah i get its a chalky texture#but girl we do have to take you on like a pastry soflo tour im so serious#runebergin torttu reigning superior yeah#kills me the way maffhew just repeats everything wrong and im like oh his ears are POPPED popped after that flight huh#my guy hows your auditorial processing just asking#“keep the flag” sasha hes sentimental don't encourage his trinket collection#“runebergin torttu” “roodoboo stars?” its like talking to my grandmother at this point its beautiful#the 1619 date is intricate huh boys
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hi
#selfie#self love#girls with glasses#moodygrams#girls with curves#self ship#girls who like both#florida
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Person who isn’t a trans man or butch lesbian or anything adjacent: no you see when girls* act masculine they’re actually socially rewarded for it because masculinity is always favored no matter what for everyone all the time and girls* are never punished for behaving or presenting in gender nonconforming ways! nobody ever has ever had a problem with girls* being masculine!
#Try being visibly ''female'' and having short hair in the south -_-#The idea that every cishet person ever is like casual and okay tomboys is just.#Blatantly erasing the lived experience of so many trans people & lesbians.#Butch lesbians didn’t build our community to have their struggles be disregarded like that#And no I’m not saying feminine boys/trans women have an easier time or whatever in fact I’m sure they have a much harder time#But to say that masculinity for girls* and people who were AFAB is completely societally accepted#Is objectively false and literally just a way to silence lesbians & trans men#And especially frustrating when you’re a butch living in Florida who’s had to push their entire life to be allowed to be masculine#bandit.txt
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it’s funny to me that ethel cain and chappell roan share such a big fan base bc i think their music theoretically appeals to like diametrically opposite types of lgbt women but i also think for more recently out people they eat up anything made by lesbian/bi/trans women no matter how disparate bc i was that way when i was younger. but ethel cain’s music genuinely makes me feel so seen and chappell roan is i think the way taylor swift haters feel about taylor swift where they think it’s less about the music and more about a cool kids’ club. i am not pretty or extraverted or fun enough to get anything from chappell roan even though i think she’s very talented and a really good vocalist in particular and i also find her vibe obnoxious actually
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this past weekend I was at a bachelorette party and I was smoking weed with this girl I didn't know very well and she was like "yeah everyone assumes I'm a lesbian because I work in construction and I don't wear makeup" and I was like 🫣 girlie I thought you were a lesbian because you just told me verbatim your type in men is "when they're silent and leave you alone" but it reallyyyyy doesn't seem like you're ready for that conversation yet
#also at one point me and the other gay person there were talking about comphet#like what it is/what causes it/signs of it etc#and this girl was like 'oh my god..... sounds like SO many girls from my hometown'#like girl#again its none of my business#but the closet is glass#anytime men came up she'd literally be like 'ew lets talk about anything else'#at another point during the weekend one of her closer friends while she was out of the room was like 'yeah shes definitely asexual'#and like yeah thats all fine and good#but i did notice that she didnt seem repulsed by sex or sexuality in general; just with men#like truly who knows. ive met this girl twice#but it seems entirely possible to me that growing up in small town florida may not have given her the best opportunities to explore
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V Day look ❤️
#me#my face#selfie#miami#south florida#gwlg#biracial#mixed girls#curlygirl#valentines day#guess who my mom said i look like in this outfit!#strawberry shortcake#lmao i love it#polka dots#pink#red#hearts#cutesy outfit i know lol but my date was a very handsome doggy in a matching bandana!
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i actually love to change my blog theme #commitmentissues but i spent so long never changing it that now when i think about changing it i'm like surely this is too soon. i just changed that thing
#girl who is considering putting on a winter theme#still no christmas icon until after my birthday but like. I need a picture with snow in it on the top of my blog#cause I live in florida and I don't see that in real life😐
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summer time >>>>
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💨💨
#up in smoke#personal#mine#me#my face#florida#baked babe#plus size#south florida#cutie#pansexual#chubby#slytherin#team slytherin#babe#thick babe#girls who smoke#girls who like girls#girls with tattoos#cute face#dm#ask me things
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Just a pretty gay and a pretty cat
#who wants to be his second mom#I kid#unless…#me#face#cat#Balinese#sapphic#wlw#lesbian#girls who like girls#gay girls#selfie#gwlg#florida#pretty girls#gay#lgbt#girls who kiss girls
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when taylor said i was tame i was gentle till the circus life made me mean! when taylor said dont you worry folks we took out all her teeth!! when taylor said WHOS AFRAID OF LITTLE OLD ME!!! WHEN TAYLOR SAID WELL YOU SHOULD BE!!!!
#taylor swift#taylornation#tw taylor swift#please just save your ''she writes like a 5 year old 🤓👆'' comments for someone who gives a flying fuck because it aint me#we are lovers here if you wanna hate make your own post#okay but that one post thats like ' ''the asylum where they raised me'' girl you mean the christmas tree farm' nvnvndnkdjek#yeah thats funny#also 'we declared charlie puth should be a bigger artist' like girl what. what are you talking about lmfao#this is my post i can larp as a hater if i want to#the tortured poets department#ts tpd#whos afraid of little old me#bangerrrr i was like mildly iffy on it at first but its hands down one of my favs at this moment#also florida!!!#another banger indeed#ive been listening to the first half of the album cause my gf wants to listen to the second half together since we did with the first half#and theyre pretty much all bangers imo#just listen to the tortured poets department okay its really good
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the finnish food tasting segment finally dropped and there is quite literally nothing funnier than maffhew who desires the approval and opinion of his great beloved captain in what he considers him an expert in aka finland so honestly does his opinion really matter in the grand scheme of things if sasha doesnt like said food?
match made in terrible eating manner heaven, amen
#matthew tkachuk#aleksander barkov#florida panthers#2425#“what. am i having. here. some fish 🤖” you can tell he was the funny kid who did quirky voices in class huh#sashas proper “herRING” because eng is his third language meet maffhews drawly midwestern“HERRIN'”#“DUDE I ACTUALLY LIKE THAT BETTER!!! no joke 😯” “...im not a fan...” (backpedals in people pleasing) “...youre not a fan...?”#“i dont like that one...still love your country though!” like we had any inkling youd suddenly hate your husbands country because of mustard#“barky hates this one so i dont know maybe my judgements wrong” girl who will dog on her boyfriend for being picky#but also wait im having second thoughts 🥺🥺#god disgusting give us more of these interactions#sasha so terribly in love with maffhew and viceversa...#every new video that releases about the 1619 date the more of a date it becomes truly
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Thinking about Clerks 2 prison scene. Inconsolable.
"It's weird, man. I thought you were the only guy in the world who got me and had my back. The only person who'd take a bullet for me 'cause I assumed you felt about me the same way I feel about you. And all of the sudden, one day, you're like 'I'm moving, bye!' ... do you know what that's been like for me? I'm looking at a future that just sucks because you're not gonna be in it anymore. And you're not even throwing me over for a life that means something to you, it's just a stupid hollow existence you think you should embrace because you're getting old or something, because it's the kind of life everyone else goes after. You're a fucking drone, dude." GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!
#isaac.txt#stay with your bestie at a dead-end job forever or#go pursue and achieve something greater but fail to have any actual desire driving you towards it#he doesn't even like emma! the girl he was planning to marry and move to florida with! he's in love with becky!#and becky accepts him for who he is and would never pressure him to conform to what society expects of him#someone stop this train of thought before i start bringing clerks 3 into it
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did anyone else grieve and worry this year
#1 runaway close friend/roommate who went to the psych ward 1 close friend/mentor who killed herself 1 best friend who lost his mind#(the latter two also went to the psych ward. 2024 shall be the year of my friends all being institutionalized)#those were the 3 big ones but my grandma also got deathly ill and my mom got meaner after that. understandably so#hooked up with only 1 girl and she moved back to florida permanently and my other situationship moved back to D.C.#i uhhhhh got rejected by every job and internship i applied to this year and had to go back to the shitty bakery i worked at when i was 16#got mcr tickets but cost way too much and had to sell them. still plan on re-buying them but idfk that was a low point somehow#started smoking heavily this year which is embarassing. but what's fun is i learned the value of partying and more importantly drinking#there was trump also but! there was brat summer too. there was personal losses and there was sweat tour and chappell roan. so#like. i got to obsess over 3 good TV shows (hannibal house md always sunny) and i drank a lot of vodka and went to so many parties#at the end of the day! who needs alive and stable best friends! who needs an internship! i have hedonism and alcohol induced memory loss <3
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every day i thank my lucky stars that i got to grow up in colorado before moving to arizona bc i know so many people who have lived here their whole lives and it is so fucking sad to me that they never got to experience a snow day in elementary school
#also BASEMENTS??? nobody has a fucking basement here (no one i know at least) bc the ground is too hard and dry#i had a finished basement as a kid and it was THE place for sleepovers movie nights video games etc#i was also an absolute fiend for american girl dolls and i had a little corner dedicated to all their furniture and stuff#and my sisters and i had this barbie playhouse tent thing like where else would that make sense but a basement?#OH and my grandma had a room under the stairs in her basement which was everything to me as a kid completely obsessed with harry potter#like damn my az friends truly have no idea what they missed out on#tbf they all had pools in their backyards which is crazy to a lot of people who don’t live in places like az florida california etc#but my grandma had a pool in colorado so i got that too#if you ignore all the mental illness and trauma my childhood was amazing like holy shit feeling ✨grateful✨#anyway if you never had a snow day as a kid you have my deepest condolences#lj.txt
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#red vs blue#rvb director#rvb carolina#the curly hair freckled one is wash#the girl is one of the dakota twins#who tf is the guy messing with carolina? i forgot who i drew#is that the other dakota twin?#the one in the beginning who gives lina the ears is florida#i cant remember but i do remember this comic means a lot to me#i just cannot with angst father daughter relationships#its a weakness of mine. i just have to fix it. i have to put in a little bit of hope#i cant let a father and daughter go like that. i have to draw fluff. i have to add memories.#screaming into a pillow#these two just mean a lot to me#i dont remember much but i remember that#shitty comics#ok i checked my other comics that is NOT the other dakota twin#literally who is that???#ITS YORK ITS YORK ITS YORK I CHECKED#but back to topic. i have to save them. there must be at least something to salvage. im so--#it just makes me so so sad
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