#florida girls who like girls

[ratatatastic]

vanha kauppahalli date but the dessert edition aka the more enjoyable edition if not because sasha has a sweet tooth so we can like these foods freely

sasha in the midst of eating merengue and almost choking to death because he thinks any comment out of maffhews mouth is funny maffhew sweetheart we have to think about the effect we have on the people around us for a single second here

[sirenemarie]

hi

[pjharvey-moved]

it’s funny to me that ethel cain and chappell roan share such a big fan base bc i think their music theoretically appeals to like diametrically opposite types of lgbt women but i also think for more recently out people they eat up anything made by lesbian/bi/trans women no matter how disparate bc i was that way when i was younger. but ethel cain’s music genuinely makes me feel so seen and chappell roan is i think the way taylor swift haters feel about taylor swift where they think it’s less about the music and more about a cool kids’ club. i am not pretty or extraverted or fun enough to get anything from chappell roan even though i think she’s very talented and a really good vocalist in particular and i also find her vibe obnoxious actually

[biblicalhorror]

this past weekend I was at a bachelorette party and I was smoking weed with this girl I didn't know very well and she was like "yeah everyone assumes I'm a lesbian because I work in construction and I don't wear makeup" and I was like 🫣 girlie I thought you were a lesbian because you just told me verbatim your type in men is "when they're silent and leave you alone" but it reallyyyyy doesn't seem like you're ready for that conversation yet

[funkle420]

7ish year old me breaking and entering the overgrown backyard of an abandoned house in Florida

[my-chemical-rot]

Person who isn’t a trans man or butch lesbian or anything adjacent: no you see when girls* act masculine they’re actually socially rewarded for it because masculinity is always favored no matter what for everyone all the time and girls* are never punished for behaving or presenting in gender nonconforming ways! nobody ever has ever had a problem with girls* being masculine!

[bittersweet-thoughts444]

summer time >>>>

[bakedangelxo]

💨💨

[ethereallygay]

Just a pretty gay and a pretty cat

[ratatatastic]

the finnish food tasting segment finally dropped and there is quite literally nothing funnier than maffhew who desires the approval and opinion of his great beloved captain in what he considers him an expert in aka finland so honestly does his opinion really matter in the grand scheme of things if sasha doesnt like said food?

match made in terrible eating manner heaven, amen

[perfunctory-satisfaction]

when taylor said i was tame i was gentle till the circus life made me mean! when taylor said dont you worry folks we took out all her teeth!! when taylor said WHOS AFRAID OF LITTLE OLD ME!!! WHEN TAYLOR SAID WELL YOU SHOULD BE!!!!

[avocado62524]

[fireworkss-exe]

my stepmom is actually so racist it's insane. she once said that immigrants brought curse words to america???

[look-at-the-stars-tonight]

>: ( forgot to use my head and shoulders today and I’m going fucking BALD

[mejomonster]

I started reading Billy Bat manga by Urasawa Naoki (u may know him as the guy who did Monster) and jesus christ its wild. Absolute experience. Judas and Jesus are in it, so are ninjas, so is lee harvey oswald (technically at least 3), theres a bat thats satire about how evil mickey mouse and disney are, there's lying cartoons galore, there's the civil rights movement, the oppressivr terror of the ku klux klan and the structural damage of segregation and fucked up laws, and the pervasiveness of advertising and the coca cola company ("golden cola") there's real events sprinkled with gratuitious fictional shit about manipulative God Billy Bat (or perhaps "administrator/guide to the human race"), a scroll that could control the world, Fake walt disney has hired killers, the looming brutality of imperialism and corporations buying out poorer areas, killing in other countries and breaking laws and whatever else is needed to acquire what they want, there's a cartoon dog kennedy assasination, a baby kevin inherits the powers of an older kevin, there's ninjas and priests, there's a small town out west full of cowboy larpers who are this comic artists biggest fan club, a secret agent Smith with a heart of gold (one hopes), a teenager named jackie whos seeing visions, there's a good and evil fake "mickey mouse" bat but frankly theyre probqbly both evil cause either way they lie and manipulate to get people to do what they want, judas cameos not only in his jesus arc but as a little kiddo, and like. Im not even halfway done. Einstein JUST showed up.

[marklikely]

new defunctland video gives me the excuse to say what ive been thinking for many years. things suck so bad they should make a wannado city but for adults so i can have fun pretending to do any job i want smh.