#florida girls who like girls

[ratatatastic]

vanha kauppahalli date but the dessert edition aka the more enjoyable edition if not because sasha has a sweet tooth so we can like these foods freely

sasha in the midst of eating merengue and almost choking to death because he thinks any comment out of maffhews mouth is funny maffhew sweetheart we have to think about the effect we have on the people around us for a single second here

[my-chemical-rot]

Person who isn’t a trans man or butch lesbian or anything adjacent: no you see when girls* act masculine they’re actually socially rewarded for it because masculinity is always favored no matter what for everyone all the time and girls* are never punished for behaving or presenting in gender nonconforming ways! nobody ever has ever had a problem with girls* being masculine!

[biblicalhorror]

this past weekend I was at a bachelorette party and I was smoking weed with this girl I didn't know very well and she was like "yeah everyone assumes I'm a lesbian because I work in construction and I don't wear makeup" and I was like 🫣 girlie I thought you were a lesbian because you just told me verbatim your type in men is "when they're silent and leave you alone" but it reallyyyyy doesn't seem like you're ready for that conversation yet

[rotisseries]

i actually love to change my blog theme #commitmentissues but i spent so long never changing it that now when i think about changing it i'm like surely this is too soon. i just changed that thing

[batteriesandflashlights]

Thinking about Clerks 2 prison scene. Inconsolable.

"It's weird, man. I thought you were the only guy in the world who got me and had my back. The only person who'd take a bullet for me 'cause I assumed you felt about me the same way I feel about you. And all of the sudden, one day, you're like 'I'm moving, bye!' ... do you know what that's been like for me? I'm looking at a future that just sucks because you're not gonna be in it anymore. And you're not even throwing me over for a life that means something to you, it's just a stupid hollow existence you think you should embrace because you're getting old or something, because it's the kind of life everyone else goes after. You're a fucking drone, dude." GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!

[avocado62524]

[perfunctory-satisfaction]

when taylor said i was tame i was gentle till the circus life made me mean! when taylor said dont you worry folks we took out all her teeth!! when taylor said WHOS AFRAID OF LITTLE OLD ME!!! WHEN TAYLOR SAID WELL YOU SHOULD BE!!!!

[ratatatastic]

the finnish food tasting segment finally dropped and there is quite literally nothing funnier than maffhew who desires the approval and opinion of his great beloved captain in what he considers him an expert in aka finland so honestly does his opinion really matter in the grand scheme of things if sasha doesnt like said food?

match made in terrible eating manner heaven, amen

[dykeofmisfortune]

did anyone else grieve and worry this year

[steviescrystals]

every day i thank my lucky stars that i got to grow up in colorado before moving to arizona bc i know so many people who have lived here their whole lives and it is so fucking sad to me that they never got to experience a snow day in elementary school

[look-at-the-stars-tonight]

>: ( forgot to use my head and shoulders today and I’m going fucking BALD

[marklikely]

new defunctland video gives me the excuse to say what ive been thinking for many years. things suck so bad they should make a wannado city but for adults so i can have fun pretending to do any job i want smh.

[ratatatastic]

Panthers React to NICE Tweets 🥹

[rigginsstreet]

hbo should put real sex on streaming that was an informative show