#floatball

[kala-mies]

MYTHBOURNE MENTIONED

[kaleberryshake]

// jrwi spoilers

Been too long since I've jrwi posted. Thinking about Vyncent. Thinking about all of Condis PCs actually. I feel like I have the most fun watching Condi play when he has characters like Emizel where he can fuck around the whole time and do things for the bit. I adore Jay Ferin, don't get me wrong, and she is so girlfailure and I love her, but she is so much less stupid than some of the other PCs. there's something so fascinating about Emizel killing himself in front of the twins just because he could. Emizel as a whole is my favorite character from the Suckening I think. He's just so funny. Like wdym he thinks he grew up an an orphan baby mechanic??? Hello??? Why is he like that!!! I love him!!!

One of my favorite Jay Ferin moments is that fuckass scene in the mold corridor. Having chaotic shit like that is such a treat to watch, and I love it. I just enjoy when Condi’s PCs are having a time, it's so fun to watch! Or like the fact that I was rewashing PD the other day and there was a scene where they were all on lime scooters or something and William got hit by a bus?? Or something I don't fucking remember and just found Vyncent on the roof of a building?? For some reason??? Why was he there??? How did he get there!?!? He's truly magical.

Oh god fucking Ryan from Mythborne. He drives me crazy. Why is he like that! He's such a dick I love him sm. Bullying Connor the whole time, going by Jyan to fit in with the J crew, continuously talking about the big floatball game even though they're at rat war or whatever. He makes me chuckle.

Also! Not in JRWI but in that pal world slimecicle video where he was a villain the whole time, condi playing a condescending know it all gamer man was honestly my favorite part. So funny to watch and I liked that it added a story and antagonist for the video. I always love the council videos. They bring me joy!

I could talk about this for ages, but im boarding a flight right now LMFAO.

Anyways. Tdlr: I love Condi’s PCs and they make me laugh

[jrwi-aita]

Am I (???M) the asshole for flooding my school with rats to stop the big floatball game? Nobody wanted to see my amazing performance of RATS so I took the matters into my own hands. I played a tree really well if that adds anything.

(i may have a problem with sending these mythborne asks, this is romeo juilette)

[ryan-selucreh]

THIS IS EMBARRASSSING OKAY IM NOT TOO SURE MYSELF IF I LIKE HIM LIKE THAT

I HATE IT ALLL AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ASTER. @aster-aeliana IS THIS HOW YOU FUCKING FEEL ABOUT WOMEN??

I LOOK AT THE MAN AND I FEEL *WEIRD*

[s0lar-ch3ri]

mythborning in the year of our lord 2024

do we think about how ryan and aster probably never fully accepted connor being dead. after the first day reset and shit i mean. theyd go to bed, silently hoping tomorrow theyd wake up and itd be like that day never happened, hell maybe they get set back again to the day of the big game. and they both just. they dont want to think of the idea that connors gone.

asters the one who trys to fight for him back. she makes up new reasons and such as to why hes not gone, ways they could possibly bring him back (it doesnt help that in this state she sounds so much like him about his brother). she looks through her dads artifact collections, seeing if any would make sense in any way to bring him back to life, losing care of its cost. she even tries to find his book or something of its nature, but finding that, if even possible, doesnt help because its a book made to kill not bring to life again. i dont imagine asters religious, not in the sense that she doesnt think gods are real (one is her mother), but that she never felt a pull to worship one. for the first time in her life, she tries to pray. she prays to her mother, reciting every word and performing every detail, squishing the tears from her eyes because god she cant let herself be seen so broken by this boy infront of a divine being and sure its the first time shes tried reaching out like this but she just needs one chance to talk to her. of course, whether or not it works and she sees her, she doesnt revive him. the day doesnt reset and he comes back to life. and somewhere inside her she knows this couldnt have worked, shes the daughter of a goddess and knows the balance of mortality and immortality. shes known he was gone the moment the rats attacked. thats why she fought so hard, because the small amounts of divine energy she held surely could beat what has been written by those above her just this once, just for him.

ryan doesnt let himself break. he has a floatball team to be on and an act to keep up and a friend who needs him. he doesnt have the ability to stop and let himself process how hed join in the bullying of "con-nerd" and how he gave ryan that hug before going to that gym and getting to see the vulnerable sides of connor when he talked about or even showed them (he probably showed him his friends) his brother. sure, he may know what its like to have lost family and connor was close in a way similar (might be a small shipper of those two. what of it. /lh they can be friends too ofc) and now hes gone and hell never get to hear him call ryan stupid when hes wearing his goofy grin or does something actually dumb. ryan, whos meant to be strong, let his friend get crushed by rats. and he wont break. he'll just tell gary to fuck off when hes caught tearing up after a floatball game because he had to look in the stands and know that connors not gonna be there selling hotdogs again. he can just put another lie in his act when hes looking in these history textbooks and say he wasnt thinking of olden magic usages and how they might be able to bring him back, closing his eyes so he doesnt gaze on them.

it takes ryan grabbing asters wrists and looking her dead in the eyes and telling her "i dont fucking like it, but connors gone. you know it. i know it. this is just gonna hurt you more. please. i cant lose one more person." it takes her looking in ryans eyes to see how theyre tired and dried out and his muscles seem to instinctively hold up a smile and how his grips just slightly too strong and yet he just is so tired and wants more then anything his best friend back. his breaths getting shakey and louder and he starts sniffling and she just grabs him down and they become sobbing messes of kids on the floor because god fucking damn it connors gone and nothings magically fixing this and nothing will be the same ever again.

it takes them a bit to figure out where his gravestone is. its empty. they should have honored him sooner, they know it, but they just wanted to hope that it wasnt just connors memory they had left living.

[gary-mfing-gilmore]

Hey, it's Gary Gilmore (aka the best floatball player in Sigil City. Ryan, I love you, but I'm still better. Sorry.) I use he/him. DNI Wildrats. <3 @ryan-selucreh You're not that bad but still a Wildrat. Though, where have you been? @aster-aeliana Weren't you the tree in Rats? The one who fell into a pit? @thepiedromeo Surprisingly, the one wildrat I can respect. Though, I haven't seen him in a while. @ratbiwirattime

yooo dude hi im @ripells and @smoke-that-zaza-dude but you can call me nikolas. romeo is run by me and the rest are run by MY AWESOME FRIEND CHECK THEM OUT.

also this is from jrwi mythborne i know theres a murderer named gary gilmore aosgaghjnkiohgsfn THIS IS NOT THE MURDERER

i use he/she/they but i prefer to use he/him for myself. there are so many other rp blogs check them out. also if anyone wants to make one just reach out to any of the blogs and we can send you the discord link.

tags

gary's electric posts - in character gary

gary's electricity's out - out of character posts im not a true crime stan - gary's definitely a true crime stan and he's rambling about it

[aster-aeliana]

I hate studying, I hate school assignments, I hate classmates, I hate homework, I hate late work, I hate the fucking L-crew, I hate having to pretend it doesn't bother me, I hate having to pretend nothing ever fucking happened, I hate hiding, I hate being seen as just some small petite girl and how I can't just let myself out, I hate my mom with her stupid fucking solar rays and everything, I hate how I feel like this, I hate floatball games, I hate bugs, I hate school.

[ratbiwirattime]

you will understand soon that floatball stadium was a battleground once ago, and who stood victorious then.

whos up for a fight i really wana fight someone right now? are there any vilians around who wana fight?

[ssfloatvalve]

Best SS Float Ball At Wholesale Price

[jrwi-aita]

Am I the asshole for being just better then those Wildratts? I (I'm not going to say, screw you) play for the Gilmore Gryffons in floatball. Every year, my team has obviously beat them for a multitude of reasons, all stemming from how we are better. I mean, I think they should just get better and not be so salty that they try some omnious speech prank then flood their school full of rats. I know I'm not, I'm just curious for a second opinion I guess.

(hi i forgot to label the other ones, mythborne anon back, this is gary gilmore :3)

[s0lar-ch3ri]

nothing to gain something to lose

when this is posted to ao3 this will have a fic link (update it does now i forgot for so long but now you may go my scarabs), until then this is letting you know that this fic involves self deprication, loss, and grief. if you dont think you can handle these, go!!! basic summery, ryan goes to professor aeliana for one reason, and leaves with another.

To be on a sports team, commonly you had to be smart. This trait, however, was never some genetic thing for Ryan. Ryan, to put it in truthful blunt words, is a huge idiot who loses focus on important things and instead spends his time doing dumb things like Floatball (which, by the way, he’s losing practice, so he’s got to get this working). It’s such a nerd thing that of all classes, he worries over his favorite, history. What kind of sports dude likes history?

���It’s an easier class, less work, let’s me focus on practice,” he tells them. He’s managed to tell pretty great half lies when there’s no real way of disproving him. Connor keeps telling him he practices too much. He doesn’t get it. It keeps him well at the game.

Well, he wasn’t doing too well at the game that’s school, specifically history. How does he keep getting distracted? It doesn’t matter. He just hopes he hasn’t been standing around, lost in his thoughts again. He just needs to knock on the door. Knock on the door, ask Mr. Aeliana for some more time on assignments he should know how to do, but doesn’t because (as mentioned before) he’s an idiot with no idea on how the world should work, which is not around him. 

Asking. That’s easy. Talking. So so easy. The hardest part is getting him to agree to it. Sure, he’s a friendly and reasonable guy, but he surely isn’t gonna just give it to Ryan. He’s done nothing to deserve the extra time. He’s just a dumbass. He’s no more special then Jackson or any of his other teammates who scrape by in their classes without a care, doing it just for a good enough grade. It’s never something to impress Mom and Dad with.

Mom and Dad. He wonders if they could be proud of him.

He pushes the door open a twinge faster.

It’s the end of the day, second floor class, 3rd closest to the stairs. He sees a bit of the sunset from the windows. The light gives him a similar feeling Aster’s powers do, which makes sense for how she got them. He sees the professor, dark haired and still with the weird slightly sexual dew, although it was minimal. He looks at Ryan with his amber eyes and adjusts his glasses slightly.

“Ah, Ryan, did Aster get stuck again?” He chuckles about it. For a professor, he was a quite casual man. He had a very calm air, like he always could know what he was doing, or know the situation well enough to seem put together enough and know.

“No, uh, not related to that. It’s- it’s on the- fucking, what’s the words-”

“Language.”

“Right, right, sorry, uh-”

“Are you feeling alright?” He was putting things away around as he heard Ryan speak, but his attention caught onto the student as he spoke. He wasn’t a stutterer, and he wouldn’t normally break these small rules without a reason.

“Fine, fine, just, um, need assignment extensions.”

“Any particular reason why?” Mr. Aeliana knew something was up, he just gave Ryan the dignity of seeming like he didn’t, that had to be it. He might even already know. He couldn’t tell. Just tell him what you need to Ryan, and get everyone’s lives over with.

“With my practicing, uh, it’s been hard to find too much extra time on work and sh- stuff. There’s a game in like 3 months, as you know, and-”

“Right, the practice, Aster has worried to me about this. You do know you can’t practice forever right? Your body will get tired and it’ll do more harm than help. I know you have a good dedication to the team, and I’m not one to tell my students what to do, but it might be best you take a break, for a small while at least.”

“I’ll be fine.”

He sighs a bit. ”Are your parents fine with it?”

The line hits Ryan a bit harder than he thought it would. He didn’t know, he couldn’t have known, right? No, no, he had done such a great job hiding it, he managed this long, he couldn’t crumble yet. The giant couldn’t fall here. Not here, not ever.

He hadn’t noticed the professor get closer to him, trying to call his name. He didn’t realize he was shaking. How long had he been like this? It didn’t matter, he was worrying the professor, let’s deal with that one first.

“Ryan, can you hear me?”

“Y-yeah, I’m fine, I’m okay, just- don’t worry about it.”

“Did something happen to them? It has been a bit since we’ve talked-”

“They’re fine!” Ryan didn’t notice how his voice got louder. He wanted it to be true, more than nothing in the world he wanted to not be a liar. 

“My- They’re fine.”

He wiped his eye subconsciously, how long had he been crying about this?

“...Did something happen to them?”

Ryan looked as though you had shot him in the stomach.

“Not my place to pry. Apologies.”

“I- I didn’t- I’m sorry…”

“Did you talk to anybody about it?”

He doesn’t say a word. He’s silent about it once again. It’s as though the professor has started piecing things that Ryan didn’t intend. He should have figured, he taught Aster, and she was very smart. Much smarter than Ryan was (then again, that is not a high bar to beat). His face is not one of pity, one Ryan thought to expect from someone he’d tell. Rather, Mr. Aeliana held a concerned look, mixed with a hint of caution and maybe guilt. He bites his lip a bit, thinking about it, then goes behind his desk, sitting down and pulling out a book. He reads a bit of it, then writes something down, speaking to Ryan as he does.

“I’ll give you that time. I would also like to invite you to stay over a couple nights. Now, listen-”

“Dude, you know I can’t-”

“Take a seat for me, okay? Listen to me, if you don’t like, you can go home. I just don’t feel comfortable letting you go home alone.”

“I have Surbi at home.”

“Who?”

“My dog, uh, Surberec. Schnauzer.” Ryan sits on down. He knows where he stands, he couldn’t bring himself to bother the professor. Plus, if he wasn’t home, nobody would take care of his good boy. No boy deserved to be left home alone waiting for their parent.

“Right, well, I bet they’re lovely. Listen, Ryan, you-”

“Are one of your students and probably you shouldn’t be doing this because you could get in trouble.”

“I’m not speaking as your teacher. My shift was over a bit ago. I am speaking as your friend’s father, and as a friend of Mr. and Mrs. Selucreh.” He sighed a bit and fixed his glasses. “I knew them well, they were good friends of mine. I don’t think they’d want me to let their son, who is barely 18 now, stay by himself in some apartment. I want to help, and I know you don’t care for it. I can pick up your dog, we can set up a room, just spend the night over.”

“I’d rather not bother you or Aster.”

“It’s never a bother.”

“I’ve lived by myself this long, I’ll be fine.”

“‘This long’? How long has it been?”

Ryan needs to keep his mouth shut. If he weren’t sitting down, his shaking legs would have given out. It’s not a fact he likes to admit, because he knows it’ll worry people, and that’s the last thing he wants. He doesn’t need to tell him. He can just stay silent.

“Around, uh, 4 years.”

Of course, he naturally doesn’t. Way to go Ryan.

The professor goes a little wide eyed, trying to keep his cool. He pinches his nose bridge slightly then looks back at Ryan.

“That is too long.”

“I’ve lived.”

“You didn’t need to do it like that. You could have told someone.” It’s clear in his voice there’s a bit of a different sentence he means to say: you could have told me. It feels a bit frustrating. He could have, but he would have bothered him. He couldn’t have bothered him over such a silly, small thing. He’s unsure of why he’s worrying about it all over again.

He wipes his eyes.

“Regardless,” Mr. Aeliana spoke again. “This is a simple invitation. It feels as though going to the practice court would take too long for it to be safe. I don’t want to pressure you, I am just saying what is in my head Selucreh.”

Ryan thinks for a second. He should say no. It is the only way to not bother him. Then again, it’s always nice to hang out with Aster, and maybe not being alone for a bit wouldn’t be terrible.

“I’ll pick up Surbi.”

The professor smiled at him. “No need, we’ll drive together.” He promptly collected his things and walked with Ryan out the building. Ryan pretended he wasn’t shaking still, and holding onto that dog as he rode in the back seat of this red car he didn’t begin to cry. He didn’t talk much during the ride, just listened to the radio that was on. By the time they got to his house, it was sunset. He remembered visiting Aster’s place every now and then over the years. It seemed as though his friend had found her own way home, a warm orangish yellow light from the front window. The professor parked right in front, making his way to the door. He wasn’t fully sure if he should be allowed to follow him inside the home, intelligence wasn’t in Ryan’s genetics. However, maybe it was fine to not know and be wrong for once. Whether or not he could admit it, looking in that window, for the first time in a while, he felt like he was going home.

[marzs-jrwi-thoughts]

everythings under the cut, spoilers for riptide, not really spoilers but headcanons about the suckening, mythborne and resurgence characters

THE SUCKENING ^_^

emizel would smoke all vapes in the world at the same time and shilo took thc and cried

gabriel montez would smoke cigarillos

arthur would have a ridiculously long 1920's core mouthpiece and hand-rolled cigarettes (maybeeee sometimes with mixed in weed)

uncle lazarus has a very ornate pipe

MYTHBORNE!!!!

aster would grow her own weed/tobacco and you cannot convince me otherwise

connor wouldnt smoke because he has problems breathing (in my head, if you believe), but if he didnt, he would try cigarettes once to look cool and would start coughing so badly he would never try again

ryan doesnt smoke ever. he would be trying to be as healthy as possible, because he would take floatball seriously

resurgence

harlem. harlem is the equivalent of chainsmoking but with ecigs

jason looks like he would do opium, but prime is supposed to be futuristic or whatever so he would just do insane amounts of weed

mrs g would try not to smoke ever (< -- trying to act like someone people should look up to) but a) sometimes smoked with jason (while he was still alive) and b) looks like would grow up in a smoking family (< -- dont ask me why. she just does) and there would be this feeling of comfort in the smell of cigarettes (< -- how her familys hugs always smelled) so when she would be extremely stressed out, she would smoke a cigarette for the sense of comfort her families hugs used to give her (< -- got more often with yknow. hero responsibilities, but she would still try to limit it)

riptide

gillion, besides doing weed and shrooms in canon, would know some insane undersea drugs that he never used to take when he lived there, but with chips encouragement and with the rising tensions in mana, he would try some of them and have insane trips (i think. um. even if they didnt smoke pot after their last visit in allport, he would for sure needs some de-stressing from the whole. edyn situation. so thats around the time id place his start of taking some recreational drugs anyways) (another thing is that i dont think he would like taking drugs alone? not sure because "its the undersea tradition for it to be a social thing" or because he would want to have someone besides him with the worse trips, but thered always have to be someone, usually chip, doing drugs with him)

chip would try to be as cool as arlin who he would remember smoking, but i think he would hate smoking cigarettes himself. so he would just always have one in his mouth, not lighting it, just chewing on it (< -- giving him oral fixation. kinda). and also all the drugs with gillion. he would light up anything in need of lighting up with his magic too, and it would make for many stories of him lighting something on fire while inebriated

jay literally, in canon, smokes ecigs idk what else to do with her (lying). she would start smoking (normal cigarettes back then) just after the joaldo island, because the weight of the fact that its now her vs the rest of her family would finally set in (maybe not fully yet, maybe she could still try ignoring it because "she wasnt a pirate, she was just an undercover agent of raft" but seeing one of her relatives fighting on the other side, against her, would make it set in i think). and after block, with raising levels in artificer and with new-found defiance against her family, she would invent ecigs. firstly just normal ones, later on fruity ones (she strikes me as someone whod smoke berry scented ones or whatever)

and there are way too many npcs to list them out so i wont ^_^

while im going through jrwi related messages i sent in the past, i need to edit the fucking. what would everyone smoke series of messages. its horrible terrible but it was really funny to just say bullshit based off of vibes and nothing else ^_^

[gary-mfing-gilmore]

asshole i could swim in your fucking tears, i was just curious if you guys had any special fun tricks. swim team member here that isnt really into floatball btw. i hope your next hotdog is a goddamn cactus

To be honest, I assume every ask on here is hate.

[mulletstanleys]

unless u guys specify which ekubo we're talking abt in any ekurei request, i will always draw his default floatball mode sorry

[gossamer-green]

floatball arena!! :D

[aster-aeliana]

BIWI, YOU ARE COMING BACK TO YOUR CAGE RIGHT NOW, OR I SWEAR ON MY MOTHER I'LL THROW YOU LIKE A FLOATBALL STRAIGHT INTO THE SUN!!

Wait, Biwi? You have a tumblr? WHERE ARE YOU MY DAD IS FREAKING OUT

HWJOS ARE- WIAJ TASTER FUCJHM UHBHBHHHHHHHHHH