#flask moby dick

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MOBY DICK MAJOR CHARACTER DESIGNS

[szyszkasosnowa]

Dagoo swinging Flask around like a rag doll.

[postmail]

everyone constantly remarking on flask’s height is so fucking funny like.

“good morning mr flask! are you aware you are below average height for a man of your age and nationality :-)?”

stubb literally calls him ‘little man’ i-

[mercury50]

RIP Ishmael, you would've loved Urban Dictionary, Sufjan Stevens, and Heartstopper

RIP Ahab, you would've loved moveable prosthetics, Life360, and anger management classes

RIP Starbuck, you would've loved the DSM-5, HR, and the phrase "shut the fuck up"

RIP Stubb, you would've loved ASMR YouTube channels, brain rot humor, and starting flame wars on Twitter

RIP Flask, you would've loved platform boots, saying "bro it's not that deep", and prepackaged sticks of salted butter

RIP Fedallah, you would've loved the gift of prophecy awarded to people on tumblr, not having a phone, and 2020 COVID lockdown

RIP Queequeg, you would've loved Obergefell vs. Hodges, sweatpants, and having personal beef with the Duolingo owl

RIP Tashtego, you would've loved cotton candy vape, trolling people on the internet, and calling things "white people nonsense"

RIP Daggoo, you would've loved not playing basketball (out of spite), offering "uppies", and work visas

RIP Pip, you would've loved child labor laws, kazoos, and water wings

[tiessunnyskies]

Ahab and the officers, and then 2 more Ahabs because I'm like that.

[resident-dumb-fuck]

yk what fuck it height headcanons for the officers. i’ve certainly made this post before but fuck it we ball. “grem where is everyone else” don’t have thoughts about them

flask is 5’3. this is because i need to be taller than him as a point of pride and he’s also canonically Short

stubb is 5’5 or 5’6 and lords his two extra inches of height over flask. flask hates this. i know this situation to be true in my heart.

starbuck is like 5’9 i think? idk he reads as tall but not super tall to me.

ahab is either like 5’8 or 6 feet tall and i don’t know which one it is. so.

[cctinsleybaxter]

the mates

[string-star-lights]

designing every other moby dick crew member part 2: the captain and mates

one (1) person expresses interest and i’ll elaborate on why they’re like this

[softly-and-suddenly]

Moby-Dick is a serious book about man’s struggle against nature and God himself

[twofoursixohjuan]

honourable mentions may include Steelkilt, Bildad and Peleg, or Moby Dick himself

[jorrmungandr]

Chapter 126: The Life-Buoy

Blehh, I’ve got my first cold of the fall season. Thankfully, it’s not a bad one. Just enough to give me a bit of a snuffle and make me feel more tired than usual. It’s very annoying, honestly. Not bad enough to take time off of work, but I still don’t want to go out except when it’s necessary, and I still feel worse than usual when I am at work. Ah well, could certainly be worse! Continue…

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captain n his mates

[szyszkasosnowa]

MOBY DICK 2011 LIVEBLOGGING

Flask's silly little hat with a ribbon hit post.

[postmail]

broke: pip is shorter than flask because pip is a child

woke: pip is roughly the same height as flask because pip is a teenager

bespoke: pip is taller than flask because pip is more of a man than flask could ever dream to be (citation needed)

[mercury50]

Before reading Moby-Dick but still knowing the general plot beats and character traits: I am sooo normal about Starbuck (positive)

While reading Moby-Dick: I am sooo normal about Flask (neutral)

After reading Moby-Dick: I am sooo normal about Stubb (negative)

[tiessunnyskies]

Moby Dick, those 3 officers. Doing there best, and by best I mean failing to offer suitable support to an old man with mental health problems.