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[beanwood]

*bounces* "I don't know what to do"

[instrumental-break]

john linnell woman moment collage

[mellotronmkll]

Being a linnell head is basically a lot like being a banksian where you're watching all the other fans constantly jerk him off and be like hes a MUSICAL GENIUS.... and gorgeous too...he's EVERYTHING!!!!! to the point where it makes you roll your eyes a bit and you're like Enough..... but the thing is that you're literally one of them and you do it too all the time so you actually can't say anything because you're one of the worst offenders.

[lazyflan]

Personally, I have the hc that him (nd a couple of other oldies) woke up suddently on the 5th of november(2020), caused chaos and then promtly went to sleep again.

Like, hetalia had a new season, supernatural was going crazy, homestuck revived out of the pure chaos, sherlock and dr who had rumors or newly confirmed new seasons

Even fucking OHSHC came back from the death for a second-

omg for fandomstuck 2023 imagine homestuck waking up from a 4(?) year coma only to find out that like 93% of his friends and people he knew are either dead or altered beyond recognition and all these new weirdos are here

[autisticlancemcclain]

“You’re nervous.”

“Hnnngh,” Keith says, knuckles white on the steering wheel. He looks straight ahead, left leg bouncing, hair pulled back into a ponytail but flyaways everywhere. He keeps having to push up his glasses when they slide down his nose, nudged forward by all the tension in his eyebrows. “Being stressed before a stressful situation is not being nervous, Lance, it’s just my brain responding like a brain.”

Lance hides a smile. “You’ve met my family before, baby.”

Keith slows to a stop as they approach their turn, looking at Lance instead of the road for the first time in twenty minutes. His indigo eyes are wide and pleading. Lance is distracted by the tiny mole beside his nose.

“I’ve met your mom,” he says emphatically, breaking eye contact with Lance to crane his head to the left, checking over the hill for any cars. He’s far more careful than he needs to be — there’s never anyone on this road. But Keith is always endlessly careful when he’s driving other people around. “I’ve met your siblings. I’ve met your abuela. I’ve met the twins.”

“Mighty number of people,” Lance agrees. He looks at his boyfriend pointedly. “All of whom love you.”

“Because they love you,” Keith stresses. “You’re, like, their favourite person. You hyped me up so of course they have a nicer view of me. But this is like — your great grandparents and cousins and aunts and uncles and, I dunno, second sister in law five times removed —

“Not how that works,” Lance interjects, amused.

“—and now I gotta impress them all? At once? I still don’t know how I did that with everyone else! I panicked! I forgot all my lines and conversation starters! I just — was awkward, and they were cool with it because your family is cool!”

“Ah, yes, you were yourself and people liked you,” Lance says, nodding sagely. “How bizarre.”

Keith looks at him imploringly. He has a — really cute nose, holy shit. It’s crooked from the three separate times it’s been broken and Lance is kind of obsessed with it. All he can think about is pressing a kiss to the bridge of it and watching how Keith will crinkle it on reflex. He has to fight back a giggle.

“I am going to get eaten,” Keith says miserably. “My luck is going to wear out. I’m gonna say something stupid and offend your third cousin or trip over someone’s toddler and destroy your mother’s flan by crashing into the table and upending hot coffee on an elderly person. Then I’ll get arrested for assault and you’ll have to visit me in prison and my cellmate will make a comment about you or something and I’ll have to kill him and then I’ll get retried and the death sentence, probably, and then Red will bust me out of prison and cause intergalactic meltdowns and —”

Lance can’t hold back anymore. Quick as a dart he reaches out, fisting Keith’s collar, and yanks him over the gearshift, kissing him softly and soundly until Keith sighs, surprise fading into something calmer, relaxed. His hand comes up to cup Lance’s cheek.

“You need a Xanax,” Lance says gently as he pulls away.

Keith huffs, the manic look in his eyes replaced with something much softer. Relieved, even. “Yeah, probably.” He tears his eyes away from Lance, rechecking his turn and finally actually putting on his blinker and moving onto the right road. His free hand reaches over the gearshift and Lance grabs it, tangling their fingers together and resting them in his lap. “I just — I want your family to like me.”

Lance smiles, a wide one that brings a flush to his cheeks and makes him shy, even though he’s not self-conscious; a smile that makes something flutter so intensely in his stomach that it feels so intensely private.

“They’ll like you,” Lance says simply.

Keith exhales. His hand tightens. Lance squeezes back.

The rest of the drive is easy.

———

By the time they make it to Lance’s great-grandmother’s farm, he can tell that some tension has crawled back into Keith’s shoulders. But he’s always been brave, when fighting dictators or meeting parents, and doesn’t hesitate to pull into the gravel driveway and park the car. He squeezes Lance’s hand again before letting go, stepping out of the car and heading to get their stuff.

“Tío! Tío!” scream two voices, and Lance doesn’t even have half a second to brace himself before Nadia is launching herself at his stomach. He manages somehow to spin them both around to offset the momentum, keeping them both upright. Keith is not quite so lucky — Lance hears a slam, a startled oof, and then he sees their bags go flying out of the corner of his eye.

“Jesus Christ,” Keith wheezes, flat on the ground with Sylvio crowded on top of him.

“I got you!” the boy crows, scrambling off Keith’s body in order to adequately dance around in victory. “You went splat!” He whirls around to face Lance, still dancing around. “Tío Lance! Did you see?”

Lance adjusts Nadia on his hip, making no attempt to hide his amusement. “I did. You got him good, buddy.”

Beaming, Sylvio turns back to Keith, who’s finally managed to get enough breath back in his lungs to stand.

“You got me good,” he wheezes in approval.

“Just like you showed me!”

There’s no mistaking the smugness in Sylvio’s voice, the challenge, the I’m-little-you’re-big-and-you’re-a-loser.

Keith recognises the challenge easily, eyes glinting, and before Sylvio can run away Keith scoops him up, tossing him over his shoulder and whirling them around ‘til he’s dizzy.

“Just like I showed you, champ. Think you can get out of this one, though? It’s easy!”

Sylvio shrieks, pounding on Keith’s back with fists weak from laughter. Nadia squirms in Lance’s hold, so Lance sets her down, and in seconds she’s run and attacked Keith’s other side, climbing up his legs to try and free her brother. Keith scoops her up, too, throwing her over his other shoulder as she laughs just as shrilly.

“Clearly neither of you learned very much!” he shouts, grin so wide it practically splits his face. His already precariously dangling glasses slide right off his face but Keith doesn’t even spare them a glance, stepping over them easily and shaking the twins as he goes. “You’re trapped!”

It doesn’t take the bright twins very long to unite forces, attacking Keith with renewed vigour all at once. Lance bends down as they wrestle, scooping up Keith’s glasses and their discarded bags.

“He’s good with them,” Lisa says, sidling up beside him and sliding her hand around his waist. Lance mirrors her, squeezing.

“He thinks they’re hilarious. He loves them to pieces.”

“Believe me, they love him too. I heard about Uncle Keith so much on the drive down that I was tired of him before you two even got here.”

Lance snorts. “Yeah, right, dweeb. No one else here reads Jane Austen. You need your nerd buddy.”

“Indeed,” she says, grinning. She pats him on the hip, pulling away and taking one of the bags slung over his shoulder. “C’mon, let’s get your stuff dropped off. Marcela will want to fuss over you, I’m sure. She hasn’t seen you since your last mission.”

Lance looks back at his boyfriend before following her, making sure he doesn’t need Lance’s help. The twins have wrestled him into doing their bidding, it looks like, or more likely he didn’t even put up a fight, and sit on one shoulder each, guiding him around the property with shouts and points and frenzied gesturing. Keith has his hand locked firmly over each set of knees, careful not to let them fall, as he wobbles around to make them gasp and laugh.

Lance smiles. He’s fine.

———

Keith finds him within the hour, Nadia and Sylvio off to play with their cousins.

“You abandoned me,” he pouts, hand wrapped around his elbow.

Lance notices, idly, that he’s slouching again; that his ponytail has been abandoned entirely and his hair curtains his face.

Hm.

“You were busy being a doofus,” Lance teases, brushing his hair out of his face. He nobly resists the urge to quote Regina George. “One of us has to be the mature one. We wouldn’t want anyone getting the wrong impression about the saviours of the universe.

“You’re hiding out on a random couch on your phone,” Keith deadpans. He glances down at the screen. “You’re watching a seven year old vine compilation. On mute.”

“Like an adult,” Lance says primly. “Watch with me.”

Keith rolls his eyes fondly, but slides on the couch behind Lance, arms wrapped around his waist and chin hooked over his shoulder. Lance digs in his pockets until he finds Keith’s glasses, twisting around to slide them on his handsome face. His hands linger on Keith’s temples. Keith’s smile is small and crooked and bares the tiniest peek of crooked incisors, and Lance’s heart flutters.

He leans back into Keith’s chest as he plays the video, watching a compilation of dorky videos he’s seen a thousand times. He feels Keith’s grin press into the juncture of his neck as he starts to mumble along. His hand rests just under Lance’s shirt, flat on his stomach. Lance fights the urge to squirm.

You Are In Your Abuela’s House, he reminds himself firmly. Your Ancestors Are Watching You. And Jesus, Probably.

Luckily, someone calls out their names before Lance really needs to find a vat of ice water to dunk himself in.

“Leandro! Keith! Come eat before your hog of a brother takes it all!”

The two of them don’t even need to pause for a moment before throwing themselves off the couch, scrambling towards the kitchen at top speeds because Marco absolutely will eat their portion of the food. Not even because he’s hungry for it, just because he’s a butthead who thinks it’s funny.

“This is your fault,” Keith informs him, careening around a questionably placed side table.

“Nothing is ever my fault ever in the entire universe,” Lance shoots back.

(Is it Lance’s fault? Possibly. But in his defense, the several years he spent as a child waiting for Marco to be distracted before eating his favourite thing on the plate still make him crack up when he thinks about it. Marco just got so mad, every time. Plus his eyes bulge a little when he loses it. How was Lance ever supposed to avoid poking that bear?)

Luckily, they make it in time to wrestle a plate away from Marco’s snickering ass.

“Keith, Lance,” Lance’s mother greets warmly before Lance can crack a plate over his brother’s head. “I’m glad you made it!”

“Mother,” Lance squawks dramatically, hand flying to his chest, “I am the second to be greeted? You’re son? You’re youngest angel? The one who went missing for several years and returned to you, prodigal?”

She reaches over and flicks Lance in the forehead. Keith snorts. Marco cackles.

“Keith called me on the flight home,” she explains, ruthless. “So he is the son, and you are the son-in-law.”

Keith flushes as he always does when Mamá pairs them like that, when they’re both her sons, when she implies what it implies. Lance lets the warmth of that expression soak into his bones, deep in through his back, from every point Keith is touching him.

“I was sleeping off being maimed!” Lance despairs.

It does him no favours. Mamá waves her hands wildly, setting down her own plate in favour of placing her hands over her ears. “Gah! Sh! Do not tell me of these things! I am meant to pretend your job is nothing more than ornamental! Do not ruin that for me!”

“It was the slightest ever maiming,” Lance mutters, sullen.

Keith visibly bites back a retort to that, no doubt out of respect for Mamá.

(Lance knows that Keith would have been the world’s biggest mama’s boy had he grown up with Krolia. He has shared this hypothesis with Shiro, who had laughed so hard upon hearing it that he had sprained a muscle in his neck, and then explained later with a heat pack and a wryly smiling Adam that Keith used to scold Shiro for pushing himself with exact quotes from Shiro’s mother herself.)

“Nobody ever wants to hear my side of the story,” Lance laments.

Keith bends down to kiss him on the cheek.

“That’s because you are a liar,” he says kindly.

Lance catches his chin before he can pull away, kissing him to shut him up.

They head outside to join everyone else, plates stacked high with food and plastic cups balanced precariously with spare fingers. Keith starts to slouch again as they walk out the sliding screen door, but he keeps his hair out of his face, eyes flitting between different people. It helps that hardly anyone spares him half a glance, too used to random new people in such a big family.

“Hey, Patito! Over here!”

Lance whips his head up at the familiar voice, breaking into a wide smile when he sees his sister’s wilding waving hand. Keith, too, seems relieved when he catches sight of Veronica, rushing over almost faster than Lance is.

“Hey, losers,” she greets, flicking water from her cup at them as they sit across from her. “Took you long enough to get here.”

“Lance is a distraction and danger to the road,” Keith says immediately, because he is a snitch. He is also unfortunately very quick and manages to duck away from Lance’s pinch.

Veronica snorts. “Believe me, I know. Every ride back to the Garrison on weekends was a near death experience because he kept smacking me every ten seconds. A menace.”

“You manipulator!” Lance accuses. “I slapped you because you teased me! Constantly!”

Keith and Veronica share sharp, matching grins. Lance takes a nanosecond to ponder what he ever did to deserve the sufferings of their friendship.

“That’s because you’re so goddamn easy to rile up, sweetheart,” Keith says with a wink.

Lance attempts to shove him off his chair. Unfortunately, while he does flail backwards, he manages to stay upright.

“You two were supposed to hate each other,” he mutters into his congrí. “This friendship thing is bullshit.”

Neither believe him for a second.

They’re barely into their meal when the nosiness starts. In fact, Lance is honestly surprised it has lasted this long. Luis probably said something to convince everyone to tone it down, because he is a saint and also Lance’s favourite.

“So,” says his Aunt Vena, “…Keith.”

Keith freezes, cheeks bulging. Lance tries very hard not to laugh at him.

“Hi,” he says, swallowing. He says nothing else and looks agonized about it. His memorized conversation starters have no doubt fled his brain.

“You know, I feel like I already know you,” jokes Aunt Vena, never bothered by awkwardness. Or boundaries. “I only see Leandro a few times a year were the only thing he talked about for ages.”

Lance goes pale. Oh, please God, no. Please let Aunt Vena be suddenly gifted with the ability to read Lance’s mind, or at least notice him waving his hands frantically behind Keith’s head, making cutting motions at his throat.

“Keith this, Keith that. Keith Keith Keith.”

Lance cradles his face in his hands. So much for miracles.

“He did?” Keith asks.

“Stop investigating immediately or you’re sleeping on the floor tonight,” Lance threatens under his breath. Keith’s hand finds it’s way to his thigh and rests there, as if laughing at him.

“Oh, yes,” laughs Aunt Vena. “Every other word was about how you sat in class or walked in the hall or flew your planes. He was always angry about it, but he was quite focused on you. Oh, and your hair.”

Aunt Vena turns away to chatter with someone else like she didn’t just ruin Lance’s life. Lance would hate her if he didn’t find her so goddamn loveable, but he does, so instead he looks up and suffers Keith’s wide, shit-eating grin, and ponders deep in his heart how he will re-humble his boyfriend so they’re back on even ground.

“…You were big on the hair, huh.”

“Shut the fuck up or I’ll chop it off as you sleep.”

———

“Keith.”

“I’m just saying.”

“You dorkbrain.”

“I’m just saying!”

Keith’s hair is in a knot at the crown of his head, glasses pushed all the way to his face. He’s got Lance’s hand in his but he’s not paying attention to him in the slightest — he cycles between leaning back, then forwards, then craning his neck and shifting his eyes. Every few seconds he lets out a muted gasp.

A group of children run yelling in and out of the house, heedless of doors and stairs.

“You are such a mother hen,” Lance says with great amusement.

Keith is too distracted to even roll his eyes. “Some of them are very little,” he says worriedly. “Maybe they should play a game outside. There’s more space.” He looks around at the various adults sitting and chatting, aghast. “Should me maybe get a — pool noodle, or something? Just for the corners. So there are no head injuries. That’s the most common way they happen, you know. Tripping during play.”

Lance hums, leaning into his side. “Reading a lot of parenting books, are you.”

Keith is very deliberately silent. Lance flicks up his gaze to watch his face redden.

“…Akira.”

“It’s Shiro’s!” he says defensively. “It was — he had it on the shelf! I read it when I was younger! It was traumatizing! Do you know how easy it is to fuck up a kid? Very easy, Lance! Their heads are very squishy! They don’t know balance yet! They repeat everything you say!”

“Was this book,” Lance starts, choking back laughter with everything he has, “perhaps about raising toddlers?”

Keith’s jaw snaps shut.

“Children under two? Hm?”

Keith glances away. “It didn’t mention.”

Lance loses his battle, burying his cackling in Keith’s shoulder.

“How was I supposed to know that ‘A Guide To Raising Healthy Children For New Parents’ was about — babies? Shiro was the dumbass who had it!”

Lance laughs harder. “Did he — did he buy it when he —”

Keith puts his head in his hands. “He bought, like, forty books when he first started fostering me, they were all basically the same, he’s such a dumbass —”

“Stop, stop,” Lance begs, grasping his aching stomach. The image of Shiro, twenty years old, panicking after impulsively deciding to apply to foster the delinquent who stole his car, frantically googling advice for new parents only to unknowingly receive information about toddlers is the best mental image he’s had in a while. He’ll have to share with Pidge and the rest of the Holts the second they get home.

“You’re such a butthead,” Keith grumbles, but it’s half-hearted. His attention is still mostly on the way Mateo, Lance’s four year old second cousin, very nearly brains himself on the corner of the brick entryway trying to swerve away from his older sister. Keith’s sharp inhale would have been comical if Lance didn’t feel his own heart drop.

“Okay,” Lance concedes, “maybe it’s time for a new game.” He pats his boyfriend on the knee. “You’re up, champ.”

“Wait, me?” Keith asks, bewildered. “You’re their cousin.”

Lance shrugs. “You’re the worried one. Plus, I want to go get wine drunk with Rachel. Mamá said she just got here. She’s been avoiding my calls all week which means she has Information to share and doesn’t trust herself not to tell me immediately. I have to know what’s up.”

Keith still doesn’t look convinced. “But I’m a stranger to them, basically.”

“So start with Nadia and Sylvio, dummy. Once the rest of the kids see a cool newer and accidentally safer game to play, they’ll join fast. Plus, the stranger aspect is intriguing, probably. You’re like a new toy.”

To solidify his point, Lance calls his niblings over, gesturing to Keith. The twins light up, immediately abandoning whatever they’re doing — trying to shove a sleeping Luis’ finger up his own nose — to sprint over to them.

“Tío Keith has a game for you two,” Lance whispers conspirationally.

The twins burst into howling cheers.

“Game! Game! Game! Game!” they chant, each grabbing one of Keith’s hands and tugging him away.

Keith looks back at him, panicked. Lance blows him a kiss, then turns back into the house to go hunt for his sister.

She finds him first.

“LANCE,” she shouts, whipping around to face him. Lance immediately shifts backwards slightly, knees bent, legs widened, arms held out protectively in front of him. He smirks. She matches it.

She charges.

She aerials into a heel kick, as always, aiming for his skull. Lance back handsprings out of her reach, careful of the various relatives around him, who are well used to their brand of bullshit and don’t even pause their conversations as they lean away.

He comes back up just in time to throw up a block to her fists, aiming a kick to her stomach that she can’t fully dodge. She gets him right back, though, like she always does, aiming a sweeping kick for his ankles that he has to flip on his hands to avoid.

“It’s good to see you, fucker,” she pants, roundhouse kicking the dip of his waist.

“Likewise, asshole,” he grunts, grabbing her ankle and flipping her to the ground. She drags him down with her.

They’re both grinning.

“Tomorrow morning we box for real,” she proposes as they lay there, getting their breath back.

“Deal,” he agrees.

By the time they finally get back on their feet, they’re both parched, and since they also make frequent poor decisions, they head straight for the bad boxed wine. Lance pours them both heaping glasses and Rachel guides them to an open lawn chair, which they both sprawl on, a hundred percent in each other’s space.

“So,” Rachel says, chugging half her glass, “my grades are in. I’m graduating top of my class.”

Lance gasps. “Rachel!”

“And,” she continues, building up suspense with a grin, “I got word back from all my residency applications.”

Lance thinks he might explode. He remembers them when they were little, huddled on the floor of their bedroom at one in the morning, glow sticks guiding their planners, mapping out heir lives together. Where they would go to school, when they would bother with dating, how they would do it all together. Lance, best pilot to come out of the Garrison next to Shirogane. Rachel, the first surgeon to successfully transplant a brain.

“I got in,” she says, beam so wide it forces her eyes shut. “Lance, I got in!”

“Rach!” he screams, eyes blurry from tears and heart full to bursting. “Rach!”

He wraps his arms around her shoulders and squeezes, weeping with joy and elation and buzzing from his head to his toes. This is what Rachel has wanted since she was old enough to talk. This is his sister, his first and best friend, getting everything she has ever wanted, as she has always deserved.

“I’m so fucking proud of you!”

She squeezes him right back, her own tears wetting his t-shirt. Her relief is palpable, and Lance knows it, the indescribable feeling of finally crossing that goddamn mountain, finally getting what you’ve been working for for longer than you can remember.

“Everything is falling into place,” she says softly, pulling back and holding up her cup. Lance laughs and clinks them together.

They settle back into their shared chair, too happy for words, gathering themselves. Lance catches his mother’s eye and returns her soft smile, wine making him warm and happiness making him bright. He feels like he’s swimming in sun-warmed water.

He settles back with a sigh.

Rachel nudges him. “Hey, Loverboy. Look.”

Lance follows her pointing finger. Away from the tables and lawn chairs, in a wide, open space, there’s Keith — surrounded by every single child on the property, ordered in neat rows. Each of them has a hefty stick, held carefully in their hands, watching Keith with great intensity. Keith himself has his bayard out, stretched out in a battle position, back straight and shoulders loose. He has the same bright look on his face that he has during Lion training, or riskier missions. Excitement, steadiness, and a hint of cockiness that has Lance shivering. He demonstrates a move, and with a single minded focus, the children repeat it.

It has always been impossible not to want to be a part of everything Keith does, Lance has found.

“…You kind of scored,” Rachel observes.

Lance’s laughter is breathy, high-pitched. “Believe me, I know.”

There’s a rousing shout from the kids, then a cheer, then Keith shouts, “Ready?” and at their raucous response, chaos breaks out. Sticks are strikes and parried and children throw themselves dramatically on the floor in pantomimed deaths, scrambling to their feet seconds later to get back into the fray. Every few seconds Keith calls out rules and reminders, weaving through the children to point out places for improvement or congratulate someone for doing something right.

“I have never seen them all gathered this long without any crying or fighting,” Rachel says, something like awe in her voice. She pauses. “Well, real fighting.”

Lance smiles, something small and secret and over which he has no control. He catches his boyfriend’s eye and waves, which is returned at twice the enthusiasm.

“Keith’s good with kids,” he says quietly. To himself, he wonders if it’s possible to have a heart so full it bursts.

———

The blankets are scratchy but warm, and Keith smells as he always does, and Lance is half asleep. But the words come leisurely out anyway.

“You awake?“ he whispers, words tucked into the spot above Keith’s heart.

Keith hums. Lance feels the rumble of it in his cheek.

“Barely.”

His eyes are too heavy to keep open, so he lets them slip shut. He breathes deeply the smell of his boyfriend’s body wash, and traces meaningless patterns on his chest with his fingertips, breathing slowly, taking his time. He might fall asleep, but that’s okay. They have time.

“‘M glad you came, today.”

Keith’s breathing is slow and even, just like Lance’s, but he can feel the heavy weight of his gaze, those indigo eyes.

“I go where you go.”

Lance quirks his lips. The blankets rustle softly as Keith slowly slides up his hand, encircling his fingers around Lance’s wrist, palm resting on his forearm. After a minute Lance can feel his heartbeat, at the same time that he hears it, head pressed to Keith’s chest. “You’re good with the kids.”

Keith’s breath stutters. “Yeah?”

“Yeah.”

“I like them. And your family.”

“Told you.”

“Yeah, you did.” He’s silent for a minute, palm heavy on Lance’s skin. “I wanna — do this, Lance. Forever.”

Lance turns his head slightly, just enough to press his lips to Keith’s sternum. “I will love you until the end of time.”

He feels Keith’s smile, sweetening the air.

“I love you, too.”

[flan-tasma]

Hello, I hope you are well

I love your writing, I hope you keep writing ❤️

Could you do a scenario of Male Reader having his first time with Lyney?

If you feel uncomfortable, you can ignore the request, there will be no problem.

💖~ Thank you for your words! I hope I can continue writing too, studies take up a lot of my time but sitting down to write this helps me rest~

In the end it took me too long, but I finally did it ksgdkvd

Now I'm a flan. A flan-tasma.

Warning: smut, Male!Reader | Google Translate sponsors me (it's a lie) If I made any mistakes in the english translation, I would be happy to read your comments! | Content in spanish and english

Spanish:

Al mago le gusta el romanticismo. Cada beso está cargado de sentimiento, te sostiene como si fueras la criatura más preciosa del planeta porque sabe que lo eres, te adora más de lo que puede imaginar y siempre ha planeado detalladamente cada paso como pareja. La primera cita, el primer beso, el primer show en que le ayudaste, todo estuvo metódicamente calculado para que sea perfecto y se arrancaría el cabello de la cabeza si algo no salía como debía. Por eso no era de extrañar que la noche en que planearon unirse por primera vez todo estaba vacío, olía a flores y las Rosarcoíris estaban esparcidas por la habitación junto a las velas que iluminaban todo de una tenue luz amarilla. Lo notaste, las flores cerca para que el aroma te tranquilizara, las velas cálidas algo lejos para evitar un incendio por algún accidente, había agua y aperitivos a un lado de la cama y Lyney solo esperaba que te gustara tanto como esperaba.

Te desnudó con tranquilidad, a un ritmo lento que parecía tímido. Besó tus labios, los mordió con delicadeza y te acostó para que estuvieras cómodo.

"Lo estás haciendo bien, amor. Eres muy lindo." Susurró contra tu piel, dejó marcas rojas con la forma de sus dientes y sus labios tomaron la carne hasta pintarla de morado. Sus manos pasaron por tu pecho hasta tu espalda baja para sostenerte, sus dedos lubricados pasaron por tu agujero apretado y entró uno, se tragó tus jadeos que pasaron de tu garganta hasta su boca y acarició tu cadera. Sus murmullos pasaron desde tu piel hasta el núcleo de tu ser cuando te masturbó con su otra mano, manchando sus palmas con tu líquido preseminal que bajaba como un hilo hasta tu vientre. Tus caderas se movieron contra su mano y lo hicieron sonreír. "Se siente bien, ¿verdad? Dime si te gusta." Tus súplicas lo pusieron duro a más no poder, sonrió mientras te hacía retorcer.

Fue a un ritmo lento, casi manchó sus pantalones cuando tú linda voz lo llamó para que te follara y sentiste su respiración en tu cuello cuando por fin decidió entrar en ti. Calmado, te sostuvo en sus brazos y te abrazó para que te relajarse, te besó por todas partes mientras era delicado, tomando tu mano y besando tu muñeca, luciendo como un borracho por tu olor mientras se metía bajo tu piel y te hacía alcanzar el placer con tus manos. Su lengua paseó por tu cuello y hombros, besando mientras jadeaba por lo apretado que estabas, alabándote como s un Dios mientras sus lágrimas se mezclaron con las tuyas al igual que el sudor.

Pintaste tu piel con tu semen al mismo tiempo que él te llenaba por dentro. Gimió contra tu cuello y tembló al llamarte su único amor, el más suave y placentero.

"Por favor... Déjame hacerlo una vez más." Sus ojos brillaron con un lujurioso deseo de ti, de enterrarse en tu carne eternamente. Sintió hambre de ti y no estaba dispuesto a dejarte ir ahora que había probado tu sabor.

English:

The magician likes romanticism. Each kiss is loaded with feeling, he holds you as if you were the most precious creature on the planet because he knows you are, he adores you more than he can imagine and he has always planned every step as a couple in detail. The first date, the first kiss, the first show you helped him with, everything was methodically calculated to be perfect and he would tear his hair out of his head if something didn't go the way it should. That's why it wasn't surprising that the night you planned to get together for the first time, everything was empty, it smelled like flowers, and the Rainbow Roses were scattered around the room along with the candles that illuminated everything with a faint yellow light. You noticed it, the flowers nearby so that the aroma would calm you down, the warm candles a little far away to avoid a fire due to some accident, there was water and snacks on the side of the bed and Lyney just hoped that you liked it as much as she expected.

He undressed you calmly, at a slow pace that seemed timid. Kissed your lips, bit them gently, and laid you down so you were comfortable.

"You're doing well, love. You're so cute." He whispered against your skin, left red marks in the shape of his teeth and his lips took your flesh until painted it purple. His hands ran down your chest to your lower back to support you, lubricated fingers passed through your tight hole and one entered, he swallowed your gasps that passed from your throat to his mouth and caressed your hip. His murmurs passed from your skin to the core of your being as he masturbated you with his other hand, staining his palms with your precum that ran down like a thread to your belly. Your hips moved against his hand, making him smile. "It feels good, right? Tell me if you like it." Your pleas made him hard as hell, he smiled as he made you squirm.

He went at a slow pace, almost stained his pants when your pretty voice called him to fuck you and you felt his breath on your neck when he finally decided to enter you. Calmly, he held you in his arms and hugged you to relax, kissing you all over while being gentle, taking your hand and kissing your wrist, looking like a drunk from your scent as he got under your skin and made you reach for the pleasure with your hands. His tongue ran along your neck and shoulders, kissing as he gasped at how tight you were, praising you like a God as his tears mixed with yours as well as sweat.

You painted your skin with your cum at the same time he filled you inside. He moaned against your neck and trembled as he called you his only love, the softest and most pleasant.

"Please... Let me do it one more time." His eyes shone with a lustful desire for you, to bury himself in your flesh forever. He felt hungry for you and he wasn't willing to let you go now that he had tasted you.

[lazyflan]

Update: IT WAS A FUCKING 9MM KIDNEY STONE THAT WASN'T GOING DOWN, MY POOR KIDNEY

Anyways, was operated and in my wonky post anesthesia mind I could onlythink of writing for this blog, have I written anything since?

Nope

That moment when ur body is so fucked up that u don't know if u have a kidney stone, an ovary cyst or something new...

(And it can't be apendicitis bc, been there, done that)

Istg this waited to appear now that I'm entering finals season.

[kondensaduhhh]

TF2 Mercs: Cooking HCs

all the mercs can cook, theyre all grown men ffs, but they're just better at certain things than the rest of them

this long as hell😭😭 good god, didnt expect it to be this long

first of all; Scout. Scout can absolutely cook, i personally think that a single mother who raised 7 sons is, first of all, a badass, and secondly, will not tolerate any of that "Women belong in the kitchen" bullshit, she taught her sons how to do basic life skills.

while, yeah, Scout can cook, he cooks breakfast foods best. sure, hes a little flinchy when the bacon starts poppin' but nothing he cant handle. He makes the best pancakes, toast, french toast, bacon, eggs, hell, the mercs don't get it but somehow even the way Scout makes cereal and milk in a bowl was better.

he doesnt measure either, he just eyeballs everything, which was one if the reasons he could bake for the life of him, no matter how many times his Ma and bros taught him. he makes killer milkshakes though.

Pyro!! idc idc hes a grown adult, hes not gonna burn anything, least of all the kitchen, he's too experienced with fire for such an imbecilic notion. Pyro's the best at making desserts, not really baking, he knows the basics, but not really his forte. Pyro made everyone's opinion on jell-o turn positive, theyre just that good. he can make flans, hard candy, ice cream, if its a dessert he can probably make it. everyone's favorite of his tho is caramel popcorn

Soldier usually either burns food or undercooks it but for some reason only when it's a shallow fry, he's great at deep frying and grilling, like hes super serious abt it, like he never lets whatever it is hes cooking out of his sight, he doesn't set up a timer or thermometer, its like he just knows when the food is fully cooked, he almost looks catatonic as he just stands there completely still watching the food cook but immediately starts yelling at his usual full volume when some tries to sneak in a bite of the food that IS finished cooking.

the demoman. most of Demo's food will usually have a very vague taste of alcohol in it, barely noticeable, the other mercs only realise it when they find out who cooked it. Demo's food always tastes great, unfortunately he can only make it once and he won't be able to recreate it, they're almost always just random ingredients that he somehow turns into a masterpiece.

although, there is one recipe he can make completely the same without fail, and it's his mum's favourite soup.

the engineer is the best at baking, with countless family recipes memorised and tweaked by his engineering prowess, it really is no competition. hes on par with Soldier in the grilling department, used to be a problem whenever they wanted to grill, and the two would butt heads, Heavy always put a stop to it before shit got too out of hand. at the end, it was Soldier who was the main griller, and Engie settled on making the casseroles and biscuits.

when it starts to get cold, everybody (ahemscoutahem) begs Heavy to make soup. While being in the mountains for 20ish years, Heavy found a lot of ways to make soup, from thin, brothy soups, to creamy, sticks-to-your lips soups. Fortunately, they dont have to beg for long since Heavy is always happy to cook his comfort foods for his friends, and while yes he does have to substitute most of the protein, the mercs dont see a problem with any of it, even though Heavy says it's not the same because it's not bear meat.

Medic can cook, it just so happens the only foods he can make without the aid of a written recipe are German dishes. He doesn't have much of a relationship with food, but can cook, but he does like to experiment which often gets tested out by either Pyro (bc he can stomach pretty much anything somehow), Sniper (bc Medic still wants to know if the food is edible and Pyro kinda doesn't count, and Sniper is the least picky with food), and Scout (this is mostly bc Sniper called him a pussy when he commented on the food)

Spy barely, very rarely will make food for the team, but if his ego was stroked enough he just might make a French dessert where he would pretty much blockade the kitchen bc French desserts are 'extremely fragile' hes exaggerating ofc, he just wants the kitchen to himself. while he does appear to be quite cold to the team, he does care for them and will, occasionally, not always, make them smth to eat when he notices smth amiss, he wont let them know its him (but they know, bc who else would elegantly plate smth as simple as frozen waffles?)

and finally Sniper. Sniper, if alone, would only eat what is necessary, not very picky either, has and will eat scorpions again if necessary. but whenever its his turn to cook for the team he always cooks family recipes, he has a box filled with index cards with his mum's handwriting, ranging from bread recipes, to a 3-day marinated beef stew. he usually just cooks the pasta soup and rice soups tho for stretchability of the dish

[tmbgareok]

hi flans! if you havent already noticed, it seems as though every lesbian ever (me included) has collectively decided that you are our spokesperson. any thoughts? comments? concerns? (ps thanks for the playlist quite a few songs made it onto my main playlist :))

JF: This world is hard enough. Why not be an ally?

[barrackspredator]

MEXICAN RESTAURANT

HEADCANNONS

also i made this in 10 minutes. idk i just wondered what they would be like, also i’m sleepy. enjoy!

This malnourished creature was running his mouth talking about “I DONT WANNA EAT FUCKING MEXICAN-”

Was going to order chicken nuggets and Victor said absolutely not.

Refused to speak to the waitress

Big back ended up devouring a plate of enchiladas rojas and half of Victor’s flautas de pollo.

“Pfft… the food was ass” but he ate the most

Ordered chicken nuggets from the kids menu

Went out of his way to annoy the waitress by saying “Gracias” in his whitest accent

Spent the entire time being a menace to the rest of the establishment

Out of pocket comments to the poor waitress

“So you’re like exotic”

“Sir, please stop”

Said gracias and meant it. With his whole chest this man said “gracias” and “agua por favor”

“Well, at least they’re good at one thing” (Now Reginald…)

He fucked up a bowl of flan like it was nobody’s business, then lied to the waitress and said it was his birthday to get another free flan except this time it had a candle on it.

The one who suggested they should go in the first place

Secretly bounced his knee under the booth’s table to the music playing

Got drunk off margaritas during happy hour by using his fake I.D.

Eye contact with the waitress was just… not with her eyes

“Sir, are you okay?”

“Marry me- *hiccup*”

“No more margaritas for you.”

“NO”

[wisteriaw0rld]

Hantengu clones + Zohakuten with a hispanic S/O. Like how would they be with the culture, parties, food (they get to tempted by the aroma of the food and eat it only to throw it up later cuz they can’t eat human food) Thank you have a nice day! 

-ˋˏ ༻hantengu clones༺ ˎˊ-

||the hantengu clones with a Hispanic s/o and how they are with their culture!♡

||additional tags: headcanons + short drabble, gn! hispanic! reader, mentions of vomit (Sekido and Aizetsu’s)

||character order: sekido, karaku, aizetsu, urogi, zohakuten

“te deseo, carino, boy, it’s you I desire.” -Lana Del Rey

˚ʚsekidoɞ˚

♡he wouldn’t exactly be too interested in learning about the culture. But that was before you forced him to come to a cousins quinceañera.

♡despite everything being so lively, no matter how many times you asked, he refused to dance. It made since with his cold demeanor that he would refuse to dance.

♡even though dancing doesn’t intrigue him, the food does.

♡while being served the food, he felt himself easily tempted to eat it. He knew it was stupid. But it wasn’t his fault it smelled to good.

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“What is that?” Sekido questioned you while you dug your spoon into the jelly like dessert.

“Flan. You want some?” You asked while raising the spoon close to his mouth. You knew as a demon he couldn’t eat human food. But the interested look on his face amused you.

You watched as he took a small whiff of the dessert before taking the spoon from you and eating the flan. The good and sweet taste only lasted for a few seconds before he ran off to throw it up.

Regret filled him for letting himself get fooled into eating something he knows he can’t eat.

˚ʚkarakuɞ˚

♡the moment you only slightly mentioned your culture, it immediately peaked his interest. How could it not? The way you spoke of it made it all sound so amazing.

♡and of course, he later found out it was amazing. One night you took him to folklórico performance being held.

♡he was quickly mesmerized by the dancing and the way the dress moved. After that, he begged you to take him to a party. 

♡karaku is all in when it comes to dancing. And even when you get tired from dancing so much, he’s making you dance with him until the party’s over.

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“How are you still going?” You asked Karaku, Even though you already knew as a demon he wouldn’t run out of stamina so easily.

After teaching him how to dance to payaso de rodeo, he wouldn’t stop. When the song started playing you already gave up and sat down due to how exhausted you were from previously dancing with him.

“C’mon, Y/n.” Karaku smirked before grabbing hold of your hand and yanking you off the chair to finish dancing to the song with him.

Your feet definitely hurt by the end of the night.

˚ʚaizetsuɞ˚

♡he’s definitely interested in the sweets and candies first. He knows he can’t eat human food and for that reason he’s also too nervous to try.

♡he gets sad whenever he see’s you eating Hispanic candies while commenting on how good they taste. He wishes he could eat them but he knows he can’t.

♡however eventually, temptation gets the best of him.

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Considering it was already night, you had asked Aizetsu to accompany you on a trip to the swap meet to buy a few things.

It was supposed to be a small walk around the our door swap meet. But Aizetsu soon found himself walking over to all the stands selling candies and other sweets.

Seeing the small fascination from him was enough for you to buy a dessert. You bought him a tres leches cake along with a cup of champurrado. 

In the end he did throw it up. But, it was still worth it. At least to him it was.

˚ʚurogiɞ˚

♡he is, without a doubt, most interested in the games. Especially when there’s gambling involved in them.

♡urogi especially loves playing loteria. Even though the game is based off of the luck of the card you have, he’s for some reason always wins.

♡once he learns more about pronunciation when it comes to the cards, he purposefully reads the names of the cards fast to confuse you and whoever else you’re playing with.

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“El borracho!”

“huh?”

You put a small coin on your bored while the other clones remained confused.

“La botella!”

“HEY! SLOW DOWN!” Sekido yelled while throwing a coin at Karaku’s head. The green eyed demon only snickered before continuing to say the names of the cards quickly.

“I still don’t understand how you play..”

“La rana!”

“Wait, rana or araña?” Karaku muttered, scratching his head with a confused expression on his face.

˚ʚzohakutenɞ˚

♡him learning more about your culture and going to family parties with you includes you both being complete menace’s at said parties.

♡in truth, it’s mostly you being menace with him watching you, amused. 

♡since he’s an upper moon, you already know about his physical strength. And of course, you use his strength as an advantage during parties for your younger cousins.

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“Y/n, it’s for kids. Only toddlers are doing it.” Zohakuten sighed while you continued shaking his arm, asking him to hit the piñata. 

“Exactly! They’re gonna take forever to get the candy out!” You groaned, watching the unsupervised kids take turns hitting the colorful piñata.

Zohakuten stared at your pleading face before yet another sigh slipped out of his lips. “Fine.” He muttered, grabbing your hand and walking over to where the group of toddlers were.

It didn’t take long until one of the kids handed over the wooden stick to Zohakuten without thinking. And with one hit to the piñata, candy immediately came crashing down. You and the little toddlers were quick to scramble around and collect candy.

Taisho Secret: Even though he does throw up whenever he tries your food, he still eats all the spicy dishes you buy or make. Sure he regrets it after but he can’t help himself.

Taisho Secret: After Karaku became mesmerized by folklorico, he begged you to learn it and even bought you multiple different dresses.

Taisho Secret: The moment Aizetsu confirmed his stomach wasn’t able to handle human food, instead of eating the sweet dishes, he learned how to make them. Seeing your look of awe is enough to make him happy.

Taisho Secret: Just as much as he loves playing games and gambling, he loves stealing goody bags at little kids parties before fleeing the scene and hiding. He knows he can’t eat the candies. He just likes listening to the kids cry.

Taisho Secret: Zohakuten actually enjoys hitting the piñata. But he’ll never admit that to you. He likes it even more when he gets to hit it first without giving the little kids a chance. He only likes it cause they cry and run off, leaving you with all the candy.

A/n: y’all know I couldn’t forget my little taisho secrets. Also, I apologize for the lack of updates!

[quibbs126]

would it be okay to ask for a clotted cream/caramel arrow fankid, when you have the time? <:)

Probably isn’t great that “when you have the time” ended up being well over a year later, but I finally got this done, this is Dulce de Leche Cookie, also known as Caramel Sauce Cookie

So real talk, he’s been sitting as a sketch for ages, but unfinished because I could never figure out his outfit. Today I finally decided to give him one and finish him up, but I was kind of just making stuff up, and in addition I have very little to say about his character

What I do have is that his parents’ marriage was more political than it was romantic. They get along well enough, but to say they’re in love is very much a stretch. And Dulce tends to frequently move between the Dark Cacao Kingdom and Crème Republic

Also one note about Dulce de Leche and his name, outside of the Crème Republic or when in formal situations, he goes by the name Caramel Sauce. He finds his original name a bit too fancy and isn’t the biggest fan of it

He also is very unsure of his place in the world. He has no interest in the political scene that’s very prevalent in the Republic, and he feels the nation, or at least the class he belongs to, is far too stifling and full of double speak and secret rules he just isn’t equipped to deal with. Meanwhile in the Dark Cacao Kingdom, he enjoys the people there much more, as they feel real and honest with him, but he feels out of place with his poor combat abilities and general disinterest in it. He knows that not everyone in the Kingdom needs to be a warrior, but he’s spent most of his time there in or around the Citadel, which is where almost all the fighters are, which just exacerbates his feelings

Due to these issues, he’s very withdrawn and insecure, and doesn’t smile much. One day he might figure out what he’s meant to do, but that day hasn’t come yet (and also I don’t really know what that role for him is, I never figured that out)

And I think that’s about it for his character, now on to the design

So he’s based on dulce de leche because it’s similar to caramel, but not so much a rigid solid, similar to cream. Well actually it’s more of a liquid, but you get what I mean

I think the original name I was going to use was Crème Caramel, aka flan, mostly because of the name, but I think flan’s made with custard, which we know for a fact Clotted Cream isn’t, so

Dulce de leche:

Honestly I can’t comment too much on his design, since the hair was made at latest, November, and I was kind of just making stuff up for his outfit

His outfit is supposed to look Crème Republic-ish though

I made his jacket that color because it’s supposed to be the color of dulce de leche, or at least, the color in the picture I have. That’s also why the rest of his colors are mostly browns, while the yellows are from Clotted Cream

His yellows are also shifted to more of an orange hue since the ingredient is orange-ish

I want to say I gave him that eye shape after Crème Brûlée came out, but I’m not sure

And honestly I think that’s about it, I can’t think of much more. I think I had more to say on his character than I thought, but next to nothing on his design. Oh well

But yeah, that’s him, I hope you enjoy

[moiraimyths]

What types of weapons are the cast trained in using? We've got several members with military experience...

Flan is the most versatile of the bunch. If you hand him a weapon, or blunt object, chances are he'll be able to put it to use. Jack of all trades, master of none. He's still very, very good, though.

Maeve is a master swordswoman, and is better at it than the rest of the cast. She also knows her way around basic melee weapons, and she's got- [redacted]

Shae is most used to spears, but can pull some fancy tricks with their dagger as well.

Keagan, despite his job, has trained in spear and sword. However he is nowhere near as proficient as the three above and prefers other methods of achieving his goals. He understands where his talents lie.

Robin doesn't need weapons. Aífe prefers words.

***

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[mellotronmkll]

I love tmbg comment sections cos it's always like 10 people calling them nerds (sometimes in a derogatory way but more often in a complimentary sort of way but its still a bit insulting) 5 people pouring their hearts out about how much the band means to them 1 person sharing some insane personal story about meeting them or something like it's not a big deal like just being like Love these guys saw them in 1987 and flansburgh smoked a blunt with me after the show!!! Or whatever and then approximately 187 people being like The way John Linnell looks at the camera. I would literally leap from the top of mount everest and swim through the drake passage and cross the sahara on foot and rake my body over hot coals and hang myself up on the cross just to lightly brush my hand against his. Just once is all I ask. I would do anything. Anything. And then there's like 2 people saying aw flans looks cute here ^_^

[lapinpuff]

Get sorta sad when I open tmbg youtube comments and they're despairing about how old the Johns look now or (when it's an older video) saying like "I miss how Flans looked here :("

like Idk man they are 65 years old and ageing is a gift and people are not on this planet for you to lust over. Although the last part is still very possible for um some of us ^w^

[punksdoll]

~~~ 𝑺𝒉𝒆’𝒔 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆𝒔 𝒎𝒆

𝒔𝒉𝒆 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆𝒔 𝒎𝒆 𝒏𝒐𝒕~~~

gif not mine like,comments, & reblogs appreciated

𝑴𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝑺𝒄𝒉𝒎𝒊𝒅𝒕 𝒙 𝒇𝒆𝒎!𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒓 ^owner of gif

𝒔𝒖𝒎𝒎𝒂𝒓𝒚: 𝒔𝒉𝒆 𝒎𝒆𝒆𝒕𝒔 𝑨𝒃𝒃𝒚 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒇𝒊𝒓𝒔𝒕 𝒕𝒊𝒎𝒆

𝒘𝒂𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔: 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒓 𝒊𝒔 𝒏𝒂𝒎𝒆𝒅, 𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈, 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒔𝒖𝒓𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒆, 𝒇𝒍𝒖𝒇𝒇

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“I want you to meet Abby.”

The silence is loud and almost nerve wracking for Mike as he stares at his girlfriend, Shivani. They’ve been together for 2 months. The first time they met, Mike knew that she was who he wanted in his and Abby’s life. The hard part was trying to convince her to meet Abby.

Shivani has heard a lot of things about Abby. How she’s a very stubborn girl, can’t take no for an answer, loves to draw, and loves to talk with her imaginary friends. Shivani already adored the little girl without even have met her yet. The problem was though Shivani was scared to meet the little girl, afraid that she would think horrible things about the older women.

“Are you sure…” Shivani trails off, cautiously.

“Positive.” Mike nods

“What if she doesn’t like me you know? Does she even know about us? What if she has a strong opinion about me? What would we even do? What if the conversation is awkward?” Shivani rambles and rambles as she lets out all of her thoughts about the ordeal.

Mike smiles and hushes her immediately, lifting his finger to rest on her plump lips. They both stare at each other in silence, letting Shivani take the time to get lost into his brown eyes. “You done?” Mike questions.

Shivani closes her eyes and gives him a small smile, nodding. “For now.”

Mike chuckles and shakes his head, “Don’t overthink it. Yes she knows about us and she already loves you. She’s the one that wants to meet you.”

Shivani blinks up at him, “Really?”

Mike hums and nods, “Mhm, she asked me to buy her some cookie batter or something so she can bake for you.” Mike chuckles at that.

Shivani slowly smiles, feeling herself be reassured. “When?”

“Tonight?” Mike suggests

“Tonight.”

•••

“What are you doing?” Mike walks into the living room, seeing Abby looking outside of the window.

“Waiting.” Abby says, “Is she prettier in person?” Abby takes her eyes away from the window to look at Mike before returning them.

Mike smiles and nods, “Yes she is.”

“Have you said i love you yet?” Abby asks.

Mike feels his face burn up almost instantly at that question. That thought never really crossed his mind until now. Does he love her?

“No…we haven’t.” Mike shakes his head, clearing his throat.

“Do you love her?” Abby smirks a bit, glancing over at him.

Mike looks at her, “Why don’t you check on your cookies.” He says nervously.

Abby shoots up immediately at that thought and quickly runs over to the kitchen right as the door bell rings. Mike takes in a deep breath before walking over to the door and opening it.

Shivani looks up and meets his eyes, immediately smiling. “Hey.” She greets him before holding out a covered pan, “I made flan for us.”

Mike chuckles and leans over to give her a kiss, bringing her inside the house. “She’ll love it.”

“Is this her?” The adults hear Abby ask.

Shivani and Mike turn their heads towards Abby to see her staring at Shivani with a curious gaze as she examines her up and down. Shivani feels herself suddenly getting nervous as she waits for Abby’s opinion on her.

They watch as Abby walks over to Shivani and grabs her hand, leading her towards the kitchen. Shivani looks back at Mike who watches with a soft smile as his little sister drags his girlfriend away.

“I baked some cookies.” Abby says as she sits Shivani down at the table, “Let’s eat them now.”

“We have to eat dinner first, Abs.” Mike walks in and gives Abby a look.

“I guess…” Abby sighs as she sits down next to Shivani.

“Afterwards, we can eat as many of the cookies as you want.” Shivani suggests.

Abby smiles and nods. Mike brings over their food and all three of them eat. The conversations they had went by smoothly and Shivani slowly relaxed as she talks with Abby. Mike watched them both, loving every moment that passed as he watches his two favorite girls get comfortable with each other.

True to her word, Shivani and Abby both ate as many cookies as they could after dinner as Shivani joined Abby in drawing.

“Alright Abs, time for bed.” Mike walks into the living room.

“Aw.” Shivani lets out a chuckle as Abby looks up at Mike with a pleading look, “5 more minutes?”

“It’s past your bedtime, come on. Say goodnight.” Mike smiles

Abby looks at Shivani and gives her a hug, “Night vani.” Abby says before running off to go take herself a bath.

Shivani looks at Mike with a pout, “She called me Vani.” Shivani smiles, “Does she like me?”

“I think she loves you.” Mike chuckles as he walks over and sits down on the floor with her.

“I don’t even know why i was even worrying, she’s amazing.” Shivani smiles over at Mike, “I love her too.” She winks.

Mike smiles and opens his mouth to say something before he’s cut off by Abby shouting, “He loves you as well!”

Mike goes beet red staring at Shivani with wide eyes before covering his face and shaking his head. “She’s embarrassing…”

Shivani giggles, pulling his hand away from his face and giving him a kiss. “I love you too.”