#flamin hot answers!

[chili-striaton]

Is there any fire specialist that isn't gay?

I’d argue there isn’t a specialist for any type that isn’t at least a little bit gay!

[ravenmccookies]

If you're taking requests: dark cherry as your vampire-trap design would look epic

Here he is in dark cherry flavor!!

[aggro-my-beloved]

Here’s a list of all the redacted audio-themed questions I thought of while high :

- Can werewolves have chocolate?

- Can vampires have garlic? Specifically the Olive Garden breadsticks?

- Does Milo watch jerry springer?

- is angel and David’s getaway car at their wedding a horse drawn carriage yes or no?

- what’s asher’s go-to dad joke?

- I think Darlin’ for sure smokes weed, maybe sweetheart joins them too. Asher might tag along he seems like the type. What would their high snack be? I’m thinking flamin’ hot Cheetos or something

[cosmerelists]

Calculate your Vorin Gender!

What's your gender, according to Vorins on Roshar? Well, just answer 10 easy questions to find out! Just keep track of how many "A" answers and how many "B" answers you get, and then see results below!

I can't really explain why, but this post was inspired by @isdalinarhot and a post about Dalinar and flamin' hot cheetos (here).

1. What are you having for breakfast?

A. Pancakes with maple syrup B. Bacon and scrambled eggs with hot sauce

2. What are you having for a snack?

A. Peaches in syrup B. Flamin' Hot Cheetos

3. What are you having for lunch?

A. Teriyaki stir fry with honey balsamic roasted veggies B. Spicy ramen

4. What are you having for dinner?

A. Just an entire pie. Yum! B. Meat. Spicy meat.

5. Do you like to read?

A. Heck yeah! B. No I prefer to be out doing things!

6. Do you like to draw?

A. Heck yeah! B. No I prefer to be out doing things!

7. Which class would you prefer to play in D&D?

A. Wizard B. Paladin

8. Have you ever gotten into a fight?

A. Not a physical one, but I've definitely written some shade B. Heck yeah!

9. What was your best subject in school?

A. English or science or math B. Government or PE

10. Can I shake your hand?

A. No and you should be ashamed of yourself for asking B. Yes but I'm gonna squeeze way harder than you

THE RESULTS

Mostly "A" answers: You're a Vorin woman!

9-10 "A" answers: You are the most ladylike of Vorin women!

7-8 "A" answers: You're a woman who likes to push the boundaries of womanhood. Have you been talking to Jasnah?

6: "A" answers: Have you considered becoming an Ardent?

Mostly "B" answers: You're a Vorin man!

9-10 "B" answers: You are the most manly of Vorin men!

7-8 "B" answers: You're a man who likes to push the boundaries of manhood. Have you been talking to Dalinar?

6 "B" answers: Have you considered becoming an Ardent?

Equally Split Between "A" & "B": You're an Ardent!

Ha ha you're an Ardent right? "sweats nervously in Vorin"

[phoenix--flying]

pjo characters as things my friend group has said

Hazel: I just kinda radiate towards caves

Nico: Breathing has been taken out of Nicos software

Connor: I can speedrun to your house when you're home alone

Cecil: raisins are dehydrated rats

Percy: It's a roller coaster where the only option is to die

Will: I just goooot- my jugular sliced open by a cat

Nico: We're going out tonight and killing all the homophobes. Call it a date

Will: Why am I so much taller then- Oh its cause im standing on a dead body

Connor: You're sooo welcome. I literally did nothing

Hazel: Just because your trash doesn't mean you can't do great things. It's called a trash can not a trash cannot

Piper: Cut my hair, I'll cut your throat

Thalia: Sometimes I do slap kids

Travis: When I grow up I'm gonna be a legal drug dealer

Beckendorf: I’m going to drop kick myself into space

Malcom: Briefly describe three applications that make use of the total eternal reflection of light Connor: The colour seven

Grover: Percys reaching old age, we should put him in a retirement home

Piper: Leo what did you do Leo: I may have burned down an orphanage and it may have spread to this site.

Lou Ellen: Travelling, usually done on the ceiling

Will: Imagine sitting on your couch watching TV and your phone buzzes. Reminder: Breathe

Austin: i just broke an acorn.. panic whY IS THERE AN ACORN IN MY ROOM

Nico: i feel like today happened yesterday and i just slept for all of tomorrow and woke up in the evening

Malcom: yeah i fell down the stairs and broke my spine in 3 places Connor: that's hot

Jason: Nitroglycerin. The forbidden smoothie

Will: I always look like trash. Annabeth: I know that's why I hate looking like trash

Travis: well we only have a few minutes left of class.. y'all wanna watch something explode

Piper: It sounded like you smoked 10 packs of cigarettes and then hit puberty

Jason: Imagine you get fired the day after you die

Nico: My stomach just like...started learning German

Nyssa: Leo if you don't leave, i'm shoving this desk fan up your ass

Jason: I slammed my foot on the accelerator, running multiple red lights at 220km/h, because I wanted to drive safe

Nyssa: When you go through the car wash but you forget the car

Drew: *points at trashcan* That looks like you

Nico: I only want chemistry between me and a coffin

Jake: Gotta put your wheelchair in 4Wheeldrive. Outdoor mode. Off-road mode

Leo: Murder is ok as long as its fine

Percy: Maybe if I fall asleep on my textbook I'll wake up with all the knowledge

Connor: Let's play spin the bottle but it's only you and me

Leo: Now how do we calculate the density if swiss cheese

Clarisse: I have to ask one of the experts Chris: Who are the experts? Clarisse: I don't know

Piper: Your mom is on vacation Leo: well- she's on a permanent vacation

Michael: AYO BITCH YOUR FOODS FLAMIN THE FUCK

Silena: If you're slow I'm a fucking snail

Jason: We need to hold a funeral! Percy: Here comes the bride

Beckendorf: Have you ever died? No??? Well here you go!!! Death simulator. It’s permanent!

*Annabeth and Percy sitting on a bench with drinks and a cop drives by* Percy: What if they thought we were drinking and driving Annabeth: We're not in a car

Will: I'm so smart Nico: Oh my god since when

Piper: *gives Leo a singular goldfish* Piper: Feeding the poor

Lou Ellen: Bless your soul Nico: What soul? Lou Ellen: ...good answer

Sherman: an apple a day keeps the doctor away, and anybody else if you throw it hard enough

Connor: I can see the veins in my eyes

Ellis: Whatever sinks your boat!

Cecil: You can't kill the gays if the gays kill you first

Will: dude sorry there's a knife in your grandma's face it grew wings and flew there :( Cecil: I’m sorry my knife flew out of my hand and slit that guys throat then burned it so he wouldn’t bleed

Silena: *playing Minecraft* I walked into your house and your birds started aggressively dancing at me

Lee: That's just so unfortunate for me. That is just so- oh I died

Percy: Wanna go to Toronto? Why drive just take the Earth Quake on natural disaster

Travis: The roof is just caving in on us it's fine

Michael: My arms are broken, my legs are broken, my lungs are broken, my knees are broken, I got decapitated when I was five

Connor: We're gonna die? No we're gonna beat the speedrun world record

Cecil: Hell to go down I there

Will: Mask to mask resuscitation

Travis: I may or may not have accidentally dropped a match in the building on purpose

Nico: Minecraft but I accidentally sets a school on fire

Percy: Minecraft but I die of hypothermia

Piper: Minecraft but I left my eyes at home

Jake: Minecraft but my legs are broken

Jason: Minecraft but I died

Lou Ellen: Minecraft but we're all gay

Will: If I die the game is homophobic

Cecil: Minecraft but I run my best friend over

Nico: I wanna hit a citizen with a baseball bat

Michael: Hey sir, you have Alzheimer’s. Would you like a side of bronchitis?

Silena: Why can't this be straight? Lee: Because you're not

Lou Ellen: mmmm i love my jesus fish Cecil: bro jesus fish Lou Ellen: ikr, jesus moment

[ask-the-doritos]

Ask The Doritos!

Hello! This is the silly little blog known as Ask The Doritos! Here you can ask these silly Doritos l some questions! They may give you an answer back! You can also use anons on them! They’ve always wanted to try tumblr so here they are! So ask away!

Fun Facts About Each One

Nacho Cheese is the main Dorito! He’s the star! He competes in many object camps! He’s also pretty silly!

Cool Ranch has a blush that consists of red blue and green like the spots on her! She is mostly very casual.

Flamin Hot is a tough but nice guy! He is best friends with Nacho Cheese and they hang out together!

Evil Dorito is the evil counterpart of Nacho Cheese! He dislikes but doesn’t hate Nacho Cheese. He’s usually mad all the time!

Sweet Chili is a pretty chili guy! He is as chill as his name! He usually acts like this!

BBQ is one of those romantic ones, BBQ is like those guys that’d tease someone.

Flamin Hot Ranch is usually scared and frightened. They don’t have a mouth! Don’t get rough with them..

NC Loaded is like that one little brother of yours! He’s rough but a bit chill! He’s filled with cheese!

Spicy Nacho is a sports guy! He likes playing basketball and is great at it! You should talk to him about it!

Magic Anon Info

I did say you could use magic anons on the characters! If you don’t know what a magic anon is, it’s like a little spell you can cast on someone for a certain amount of asks until it wears off!

[dojae-huh]

Now we're all happy since Jaehyun "confirmed" Dandelion is very much like Doyoung (My shipper heart went crazy) but I also feel like Completely is also Doyoung, especially at the bridge "Through good times, bad times, red lights, stop signs. The one thing you should know. Is my love will always ring true......" that made me think about the awkward time. 

Jaehyun confirmed about "Completely" as well.

Jae wrote "Dandelion" himself, so the words are about Doyoung specifically. "Completely" was sent to Jae in a ready state, however, it does describe "true love" in general (without individual details like "singing with me"). And JaeDo have already experienced many ups and downs, their feelings were tested many times, Jaehyun knows what he is truly feeling, he is not in the honeymoon period with pink glasses on, he is in "settled down" state.

"Completely" is also a song that matches others the least. It's sincere and melancholic instead of flirty/witty. It was chosen because it's too good a song to pass, and because it is a message ("Would there be a better way to say ‘I love you’ than that song?").

As we expected, all Jae's songs ended up to be love songs. There are no songs gifted to the fans even (Like's Do's first 3 songs on the album). The album is about Jaehyun (Jarcissus, heh), his taste in music, his interest in different subgenres or r'n'b, his want to experiment and try this and that. His belongings marked "J". "I want you to see the other sides of me" album.

Jaehyun has been in love with Do ever since he met him, for more than 10 years. Therefore, the feelings and acts of jealousy, pining, loneliness, wooing - all about Do as well (as the object of Jae's romantic feelings). Sound and style wise "Flamin' Hot Lemon" may suit Ten (a fan asked Jae during the 127 fanmeet in Bkk, he gave this answer), but "Giving me this look like I scuffed up her Nikes" is still about Doyoung (who very much likes white with black Nike sneakers, heh).

Jaehyun said that he wouldn't take songs that didn't sit right with him (i.e. just because it's a good song or a song with going viral potential), it applies to lyrics as well. The words in songs he got from others weren't written with Doyoung in mind, but they still should fit him. Jaehyun can't sing about an abstract love interest, when he has a husband. Maybe in the future he will be interested in impersonating someone else in songs (like he played a role in his MV), but this album was only about him as Yuno.

Giving me this look like I scuffed up her Nikes.

[vorchagirl]

9 people I'd like to know better!

I was tagged by @illusivesoul

I'll tag @heroofshield @bioware-bard @acciokaidanalenko @ashenlavellan @ladyinthebluebox @beemot @commanderauri @laelior @anakliro @continuous-spec @hazelestelle @silurisanguine and anyone else who would like to do this :)

I’ll put the blanks here and my answers under the cut.

three ships:

first ship:

last song:

last movie:

currently reading:

currently watching:

currently eating:

currently craving:

three ships:

- Reyes Vidal x fRyder

- James Vega x fShep

- Harry Carlyle x fRyder

first ship:

- Ares x Xena

last song:

last movie:

- (home) Clueless

- (cinena) Alien Romulus

currently reading:

- Swan Song by Robert McCammon

currently watching:

- What's Wrong With Secretary Kim?

- Beverly Hills 90210

- Breaking Bad

- Buffy

- X-Men (90s)

currently eating:

- decaf coffee

- cottage cheese with cinnamon honey

currently craving:

Nothing 🤣 but normally I'm craving Takis or Flamin' Hot Cheetos.

[emerald4-ce]

Omolon Fluid As Various Flavours Of Mountain Dew

Solar - Flamin' Hot

Idk if they still sell these but it was, something. It didn't taste bad and it isn't spicy at first, BUT as you continue to drink it the heat builds which makes you drink more, starting a vicious cycle. Kinda like sunbracers.

Arc - Voltage

The obvious answer, yes? It's not the same violence as McDonald's sprite but we all know that's what Vex Milk tastes like.

Void - Pitch Black

I miss her. The true ourple void taste. Look into the abyss and taste the grapeness.

Strand - Original

Strand is the thread that weaves everything together so naturally its the original flavour and with the colour to match too.

Now go out there Guardians. Drink the forbidden gun juice!!

[nyxronomicon]

Can I go on a date with Diaval to the grocery store because I forgot to get taco shells to make tacos tonight

getting it in just before moth ends RIP lmao. sorry i meant to answer this earlier but if i don't answer asks immediately they exit my brain completely forever

part of my (closed) valentine's event <3

Diaval finds your date location quite charming, he's not one to go to the grocery store himself (Rafiq and Lycaon go for the house. Rafiq basically drags Ly around the store and picks everything and Ly pays for it). Diaval thinks it's quaint to look at all the snacks humans like to eat. Actually, he gets really fucking distracted about it bc he wants to try a bunch of things. So uh, you're gonna have to wrangle him a little and please for the love of god do NOT give him a cart he will fill it up with the most heinous snacks you can imagine (I'm talking like flamin hot cheeto mac n cheese type abominations). Btw if you're not careful you're coming home with dorito taco shells. Seriously don't leave him unattended. He will literally swap them out.

Anyway, because you took him on this "fun excursion" he insists on helping you cook. He's okay at it, though he doesn't know what a spice is (he likes them, he just never bothered to learn spices in the human realm since everything is different). He really enjoys cooking with you, though. And he enjoys the food you make, of course. But he can't help picturing getting a place with just you, so you don't have to cook for the others in the mansion too. Call him selfish, but he really doesn't want to share you.

...

diaval when you get home and find the doritos taco shells instead of regular ones:

[chili-striaton]

gay.

great observational skills!

[half-deadmagicperson]

Phic Phight 2023 Masterpost

Cause I forgot to make one!

1. The Water Bottle

Words: 2203

Summary: Danny was going through business as usual when he noticed something off with Kwan. Kwan has seen stuff and doesn't know how to deal with it.

Warnings: mild description of injury

2. Crazy Right?

Words: 934

Summary: Danny has to get his wisdom teeth removed, and it goes about as well as you'd expect

Warnings: panic attack, surgical stuff

3. Limb Loss and Lunch Ladies

Words: 3386

Summary: The accident didn't just change Danny. It took his arm with it. Now he has to stop the ghosts from coming through, starting with the school's former Lunch Lady.

Warnings: Gore, Cartoon Violence

4. Flamin' Hot Nails

Words: 2070

Summary: The trio gets their nails done.

Warnings: Brief Mention of Burns, Fire

5. Tuesday Night Knitting

Words: 1145

Summary: Danny was bored. His friends suggested he gets a hobby. Guess he'll try knitting

Warnings: Off screen character death.

6. And He Answered

Incomplete

Summary: Danny Fenton was just fourteen when his parents built a submarine. It was designed to travel to a world unseen. When it couldn't handle the pressure, his folks quit, but Danny went inside of it.

Warnings: Major Character Death, Drowning

7. The Herbdle

Words: 972

Summary: As time goes on, Amity Park grows more liminal. People start sprouting fangs and pointed ears. But when Tucker and Jazz develope powers, Sam fears she is next.

Warnings: Chose Not to Use Warnings

8. Late Night Visitors

Words: 1259

Summary: Dash was just watching his soap opera when he got a knock on his door.

Warnings: Description of Injury, Mentions of Dissection

[liminalmemories21]

Nice ass(k) week!!

Have you ever had a weenie wink?? If yes, did you like it? If no, would you try it?

Okay, okay . . . . is that a hotdog wrapped in a slice of american cheese and then wrapped in a slice of white bread and toasted? Is that what's going on in that picture?

I mean, there's nothing empirically wrong with any of it. It probably wouldn't be my first choice, but it's not making me recoil in horror.

So, to answer the question. No, I've never had one - I've never even heard of one (although A+ name). I'd eat it if it was presented to me, and probably enjoy it. I'm not sure I'd go out of my way to make it.

Although I made hotdogs this summer with a flamin-hot cheeto elote topping, so really who am I to judge? (spoilers, they were delicious).

[too-raph]

Tagged by @tum-tigger in the '9 people you'd like to get to know better' game - thanks bestie! 8'D

1. Top 3 ships: So. This is hard to answer atm. Bc the only food my brainworms want lately is Cheongsan/Gwinam AoUAD, and absolutely nothing else. Also in the rankings recently: Batarou OPM and SouAi Free!, strangely enough. Could list endless honorable mentions like HisoIllu and Nashuu HxH, Josuyasu and BruAbba JJBA, Kuwameshi YYH, etc. etc., but my brain is hard to grab these days

2. First ship: I've often mistakenly answered BruAbba JJBA for this, bc they're the first ship that dragged me around by the hair and they single-handedly got me back into writing - BUT my first ever ship was actually LietPol Hetalia.

3. Last song: Nocturnal animals by ZICO feat. Zior Park.......genuinely cannot get over how well their voices go together...........need to lie on the floor about it....

4. Last movie: It was an Alvin and the Chipmunks Halloween special. Super scary stuff. Y'know.

5. Currently reading: Picked up the Alice in Borderland manga the other day, got one chapter deep, so far. :') ...Tbh I've got an entire stack of books waiting that I bought recently bc I'm trying to get back into reading, but I'm not in the middle of anything atm, shamefully enough

6. Currently watching: Miraculous Brothers and also Happy Ending Romance. A more serious drama and a shorter, lighter one, to balance out, 8'D. And bc I often run out of time after work/before bed for hour-long eps. Miraculous Brothers is like...shockingly good so far, a real fun ride, I wasn't expecting to enjoy it as much as I am. Only about halfway through, so we'll see what happens. Happy Ending Romance, tho. I'm having fun. But also. Leo VIXX plays the role of unsavory, possessive ex, so every time he's onscreen my brain shuts down and goes "Wow. Pretty." on a loop, and then every time he spouts some toxic bullshit to the sad-eyed protag, I am like why is such a soothing melodic voice saying such harsh things....who cast him for this......genius stuff..... I am also sloooowly rewatching AoUAD. Ofc.

7. Currently consuming: WATER!!!!

8. Currently craving: Some motivation/inspiration/energy/time to write. Emotional stability and Flamin' Hot Funyuns also.

Gonna tag @fandork, @anticiajk, and @eq-kou, if any of you want! (No pressure ofc,,,)