#fixupiversonmall

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Here's #Saturday's #GreenLineSatForecast heavy down pours of federal government employees who are very happy the shutdown is the hell over, mean mugging riders looking like they're mad at the world and everybody in it, seated young mothers yelling "DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO SHUT UP AND SIT YOUR ASS DOWN!!!", almost record breaking #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of loud talkative riders who need a volume button installed on the side of their faces, #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in groups of rookie fly girls arguing, #LoudPackReader detecting the heavy smells of loud at Southern Ave, Congress Heights, and Anacostia Station, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of tough looking chubby girls with their baseball caps turned to the back, raspy voice old head Aunts with a bad cigarette cough, and tight skinny jeans causing youngins to walk like fast walking penguin, #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of mean mugging young fat girls whose Ugg Boots look like worn out Easter Bunny costume feet, and a 50% chance you see a roach crawling on the train while riders watching it pray the lil bastard does not crawl their way. Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #MumboSauceForMayor #FixUpIversonMall #BringBackRelishaRudd #dcornothing #imsodc #dcstamped #gogomusic #gogomusiclives https://www.instagram.com/p/BtGY2LYh4DB/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1f9ob3nf0z5zc

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Here's #HumpDay #Wednesday's #GreenLineWedForecast heavy down pours of Green Line Honeys with nice baby hairs, standing professionally dressed riders whose facial expressions say "Don't let these got damn clothes fool you!!!", women wearing so much make up when they fall asleep you think you're at a wake, record breaking #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of hood sexy honeys who say "SCUE ME!!!" extra hard when trying to get by, #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in public displays of faded funky looking boxer briefs that look like they belong on the dirty clothes pile, #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud on Black and nem, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of talkative Latino riders talking shit about people in Spanish, Gentrification transplants who stand out like a white man wearing a MAGA hat standing on MLK Ave, and loud ass foul mouth kids who may one day grow up and become positive role models in their communities, #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of old head Aunts with their favorite niece's name tattooed on their necks, and a 50% chance you over hear furloughed government workers conversing about President Old Ass Fat Ken Doll Face and the shutdown. Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #dmvcomedy #FixUpIversonMall #MumboSauceForMayor #BringBackRelishaRudd #gogomusic #WashingtonExpress #Afronews #GoodDayDC #dctraffic #DCPS https://www.instagram.com/p/Bs-rW8cBZrD/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1drj427er12l8

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Here's #Tuesday's #GreenLineTuesForecast heavy down pours of jive blown DCPS Students who wanted another snow day, concerned DC residents conversing about the violent start to 2019, observant riders watching their surroundings and bammas who seem like they trippin, record breaking #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of hood sexy honeys who add the letters A and H to the end of every word said, #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in dangling eyelashes that look like they're about to jump, #LoudPackReader detecting heavy smells of at Anacostia, Gallery Place, and Columbia Heights Station, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of riders who will cuss you the hell out when they're in the wrong, loud talkative riders who ain't talking bout a got damn thing, and Ugg Boots suffering from she wear me to got damn much damage, #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of fat babies with a potato chip in one of their hands, and a 0% chance you are approached by a white woman selling t-shirts that read "Vanilla Latte City #Gentrification" Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #MumboSauceForMayor #FixUpIversonMall #BringBackRelishaRudd #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #dclife #dcornothing #imsodc #dcstamped #gogomusiclives #Ward8 #beatyourfeet https://www.instagram.com/p/Bsp_TD9hIa_/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1g76tm2dp2ll5

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#jokes #laughs #LOL #Comedy #comedians #Standupcomedians #shutdown2018 #trump #instagramers #facebookers #followme #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #dmvcomedy #MayorOfTheGreenLine #MumboSauceForMayor #FixUpIversonMall #ShootinDaBreeze #SDB https://www.instagram.com/p/BscL7aOBrVx/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1xd31k64ivt9v

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Here's #Sunday's #GreenLineSunForecast heavy down pours of mean mugging riders in dire need of a group hug, riders staring into their phones as if in a hypnotic state, fresh and raggedy Ugg Boots in different shapes, colors, and sizes, ten commandment breaking #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of hood sexy honeys entering the train conversing about a so called "Bum Broad!!" that's fakin and hatin, #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in yaki helmets that look like permed male adult Yorkie fur, #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud on a whole rack of riders entering and exiting at LenPhant Plaza, and Gallery Place Station, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of youngins jonin and laughing loud, riders who refer to a group of young dudes as "Youngin and nem!!!", and standing riders whose facial expressions say "COME ON STOP WITCHO FUNKY ASS!!!", #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of white riders whose facial expressions say "WHY ARE ALL THESE GUYS KILLING MOE?!!!", and a 50% chance you see a young dude rolling a jay while his main man yells "HURRY UP MOE!!! OUR STOP BOUTA COME!!!" Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #FixUpIversonMall #ShootinDaBreeze #MumboSauceForMayor #dcornothing #imsodc #dcstamped #Ward8 #TrayonWhite #MurielBowser #WashingtonExpress https://www.instagram.com/p/BsTAznkhidp/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=nvsaty9jc89u

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Here's #FridayEve's #Thursday's #GreenLineThursForecast heavy down pours of riders who look like they're in a real funky mood, riders who'd rather Trump fix up Iverson Mall than to build that dumb ass wall, impatient riders fighting to enter and exit the train at Lephant Plaza and Gallery Place Station, close to record breaking #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of old school players trying their best to read their newspapers and ass watch, #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in strong looking plus size honeys who look like they'd rough off a weak bamma's seat, #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud on a rack of jokers, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of seated senior old school brothers who ain't playing with these bamma ass youngins, tough talking youngins whose jeans fit tighter than their girlfriend's, and eyelids that are in great shape as a result of lifting heavy ass eyelashes on the daily, #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of shoplifters who become instant salesmen as soon as train doors close, and a 50% chance you over hear a dude on his cell phone yell "SHID I ALREADY GAVE YOU MONEY FOR YOUNGIN SCHOOL!!!" Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #FixUpIversonMall #ShootinDaBreeze #SDB #MumboSauceForMayor #dcornothing #imsodc #dcstamped #gunzdowndc #TrayonWhite https://www.instagram.com/p/BsK2viSh2c0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=k7v9bqsuel79

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#ShootinDaBreeze #SDB W/Unc, Nephew, Black Power Wayne, and Billy Ray" on YouTube https://youtu.be/gQHNlFNSrME "Look Good Without It On Too!!!" Don't Just Like It Share It Thank You, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #FixUpIversonMall #MumboSauceForMayor #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #comedyvideos #comedyshows #funnyvideos #youtube #youtubers #facebook #facebookers #Instagram #instagramers #funnystories #talentmobchallenge #talentmob #worldstarhiphop #wshh #tvshows #stageplays #filmfestivals #movies #comedians #acting #actors https://www.instagram.com/p/BsJJZrWBB62/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1focvi1tvkodm

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Here's #Saturday's #GreenLineSatForecast heavy down pours of old school fly girls, hood sexy honeys, and Beauty4U honeys with baby hairs laying down like a sleeping baby taking a nap, tore up ass Ugg Boots suffering from AWWWWW GOT DAMN Damage, eclectic looking riders entering at Gallery Place and U Street/Cardoza Station, bamma ass #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of bamma ass old school brothers wearing boots that make you think "WHAT ARE THOSE BLICKEYS!!!", #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in ashy lips that will split if their owner laughs hard, #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud at all Green Line stations, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of hair weave that looks like it was involved in a real bad argument and fight, quiet riders dressed like they're on their way to see their boo, and plain looking white women wearing plaid coats entering and exiting quickly at Navy Yard Station, #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of homeless riders whose spirits need to be lifted, and a 0% chance you see Iverson Mall Santa Claus smoking a jack at Naylor Road Station while occasionally yelling "COME ON BUS!!!! SHIT I'M ALREADY JIVE LATE MOE!!!!" Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #FixUpIversonMall #ShootinDaBreeze #MumboSauceForMayor #dcornothing #imsodc #dcstamped #gogomusiclives #TrayonWhite #Anacostia #Suitland #pgcounty https://www.instagram.com/p/BrsVqtJh2AA/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=lng3x3ejv373

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Comedy Star LLC Presents #SillySaturdays #Saturday #March 16, 7pm @ The Comedy Lounge @ Quality Inn & Suites, 1 N 2nd St, Laurel Md 20707 Hosted by Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine Featuring Ashley Mayo, Henry Jonez, Crys-Styles, SpikeCutzUp and Tony Spoon Stewart Music By Jerone Jaytharealist Allison Tickets $20 in advance More @ the door (2 item minimum purchase) FOR TICKETS OR MORE INFO: www.ComedyStarLLC.com 301-379-5521 Sponsored By THE FEED-A- MILLION PROJECT #comedyshows #dmvevents #dcevents #laurelmd #bmorecomedy #dmvcomedy #dccomedyfest #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #standupcomedians #standupcomedy #funnypeople #funnycomedians #flyers #flyer #instagramers #MumboSauceForMayor #FixUpIversonMall #ShootinDaBreeze #SDB #BlackPeopleU4GotAbout #BPY4A https://www.instagram.com/p/BuH_e0uBA7E/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=ty7q80s1zhqg

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Here's #Tuesday's #GreenLineTuesForecast heavy down pours of riders whose facial expressions say "GOT DAMN IT'S COLD OUT DAT JONT SLIM!!!", dog lovers who walked their dogs this morning thinking "Hurry up and sh@t moe!!!", riders entering and exiting at Gallery Place and LenPhant Plaza like rodeo bulls coming out the gate, close to record breaking #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of frost bitten hair weave jive suffering from hypothermia, #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in dangling eyelashes in dire need of more eyelash glue, #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud on bammas, skinny jean youngins, and hood sexy honeys who exit at Naylor Road Station, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of old head Aunts who have a PhD in cussin bammas out, senior old school brothers who carry survival knives for protection, and yaki helmets suffering from winter wind and cigarette smoke damage, #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of brand new deer fur brown Ugg Boots, and a 50% chance you over hear a rider exiting at Anacostia Station say "IMMA HIT YOU WHEN I GET IN THE HOUSE YUNG, AND ANSWER YOUR PHONE!!!" Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #dmvcomedy #dcornothing #imsodc #gunzdowndc #BringBackRelishaRudd #MumboSauceForMayor #FixUpIversonMall #WashingtonExpress https://www.instagram.com/p/Bs8Gj3XhynK/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=wwfht1b1pp33

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Here's #Sunday's #GreenLineSunForecast heavy down pours of riders who ain't looking forward to the brutal Artic like temperatures that's on the way, talkative fly girls and Migos look alikes entering and exiting at Gallery Place Station, tight fighting clothing jive strangling millennial generation bammas, close to record breaking #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of pierced lips overdosing on lip gloss, #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in old head Aunts who would have given Pacqioua a better fight than Broner, #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud on a whole rack of riders, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of slicked down baby hairs laying on smooth upper forehead skin, old head Uncs who pronounce sandwiches "Sammiches", and phat till def Green Line Honeys looking like new money, #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of young mothers yelling "SHUT THE HELL UP BOY!!!", and a 0% chance you see Soulja Boy's stretched out GUCCI headband abandoned at Anacostia Station. Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #dcornothing #imsodc #Ward8 #Suitland #Greenbelt #FixUpIversonMall #MumboSauceForMayor #fox5dc #GoodDayDC https://www.instagram.com/p/Bs2-nF8B1dC/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=ss40937axo80

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#Saturday #January 19, 7pm Comic Star LLC Presents #SillySaturdays @ The Comedy Lounge, 1 N 2nd Street #laurelmd Hosted by Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine Featuring @lolmariasanchez @king_tink @jamalthecomedian @comedianphoenyx & @spikecutzup For Tickets #eventbrite https://www.eventbrite.com/e/silly-saturdays-the-lounge-tickets-54048827498 #comedyshows #teambmore #standupcomedy #comedy #standupcomedians #comedians #comediennes #comedienne #DC #DMV #Bmore #Baltimore #dmvevents #dcevents #dmvnightlife #dcnightlife #dmvcomedy #teamdmv #FixUpIversonMall #MumboSauceForMayor https://www.instagram.com/p/BsAsosQBWKr/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=hjx3qoektj0t

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TOMORROW NIGHT!!! #Saturday #January 19, 7pm Comic Star LLC Presents #SillySaturdays @ The Comedy Lounge, 1 N 2nd Street #laurelmd Hosted by Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine Featuring @lolmariasanchez @king_tink @jamalthecomedian @comedianphoenyx & @spikecutzup For Tickets #eventbrite https://www.eventbrite.com/e/silly-saturdays-the-lounge-tickets-54048827498 #comedyshows #teambmore #standupcomedy #comedy #standupcomedians #comedians #comediennes #comedienne #DC #DMV #Bmore #Baltimore #dmvevents #dcevents #dmvnightlife #dcnightlife #dmvcomedy #teamdmv #FixUpIversonMall #MumboSauceForMayor https://www.instagram.com/p/BsAsosQBWKr/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1mw1uqmhr9qt

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Here's #Friday's #GreenLineFriForecast heavy down pours of riders who look like they're making cell phone love, professionally dressed women walking with confidence and a taser, young mothers pulling their kids by the arm like rag dolls, real real got damn high ass #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of empty seats in dire need of federal government workers, #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in loud ass riders who need to suck on silence, #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud on a rack of go hard youngins, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of conversing old school fly girls occasionally saying "But What You Ain't Gone Do!!!", fake ass bammas wearing bootleg Gucci belts, head bands, and shoes, and nice looking old school mothers whose favorite shoot em down line is "I got sons your age.", #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of Latino mothers about to beat Lil Hector Hector's culo, and a 50% chance you over hear a off work hood sexy honey at Naylor Road Station say "GURLAAAH I'M TIED DENAHMUG!!!!" Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #dcornothing #imsodc #dcstamped #gogomusiclives #gunzdowndc #BringBackRelishaRudd #MumboSauceForMayor #FixUpIversonMall #TrayonWhite #MurielBowser https://www.instagram.com/p/BsxwVzPB1RW/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=15q3vwohn2ug8

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#Saturday #January 19, 7pm Comic Star LLC Presents #SillySaturdays @ The Comedy Lounge, 1 N 2nd Street #laurelmd Hosted by Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine Featuring @lolmariasanchez @king_tink @jamalthecomedian @comedianphoenyx & @spikecutzup For Tickets #eventbrite https://www.eventbrite.com/e/silly-saturdays-the-lounge-tickets-54048827498 #comedyshows #teambmore #standupcomedy #comedy #standupcomedians #comedians #comediennes #comedienne #DC #DMV #Bmore #Baltimore #dmvevents #dcevents #dmvnightlife #dcnightlife #dmvcomedy #teamdmv #FixUpIversonMall #MumboSauceForMayor https://www.instagram.com/p/BsAsosQBWKr/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=xk2f3w3klpvp

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#Saturday #January 19, 7pm Comic Star LLC Presents #SillySaturdays @ The Comedy Lounge, 1 N 2nd Street #laurelmd Hosted by Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine Featuring @lolmariasanchez @king_tink @jamalthecomedian @comedianphoenyx & @spikecutzup For Tickets #eventbrite https://www.eventbrite.com/e/silly-saturdays-the-lounge-tickets-54048827498 #comedyshows #teambmore #standupcomedy #comedy #standupcomedians #comedians #comediennes #comedienne #DC #DMV #Bmore #Baltimore #dmvevents #dcevents #dmvnightlife #dcnightlife #dmvcomedy #teamdmv #FixUpIversonMall #MumboSauceForMayor https://www.instagram.com/p/BsjYP99htC8/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=hdvb0ueem021