#greenlinewedforecast

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#wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV Here's #HumpDay #Wednesday's #GreenLineWedForecast heavy down pours of DC Residents who are sick and tired of the rise in crime and violence in this beautiful city, riders who'd agree that we the people must collectively fight against the ills in our communities and not wait on politicians, riders annoyed by disrespectful behavior that's constantly displayed by many youth, crankinlikahmug #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of loud groups of rookie fly girls annoying the hell out of hardworking riders trying catch a quick nap, #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in skinny jean youngins who'd beat their feet if Bounce Beat was played, #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud at Suitland, Naylor Road, and Southern Ave Stations, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of bouncing beautiful babies putting smiles on passing riders faces, old school DC Residents who often reminisce about the good times in this city, and former DC residents who now reside in PG County because of unaffordable housing prices, #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of worn out riders sleeping with their mouths wide open, and a 50% chance you over hear two riders conversing about a recent shooting in their neighborhood that claimed a innocent young brother's life. Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #dcornothing #imsodc #dcstamped #gunzdowndc #gogomusiclives #DCLIFE #dc_eyes #fox5dc #GoodDayDC #DCPS #howarduniversity #whurfm https://www.instagram.com/p/BwWwE4phIgR/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=fb9yqlad9b2o

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Here's #HumpDay #Wednesday's #GreenLineWedForecast heavy down pours of riders who are in a great mood as a result of today's beautiful sunny day, casually dressed Green Line Soldiers conversing about uncompleted job assignments, phat till def nicely dressed Green Line Honeys looking finer than wet baby sloth fur, jive close to record breaking #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of super cool bammas wearing sunshades, #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in hood sexy honeys conversing about tattoos they want and where they want it, #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud on riders who wake and bake, and smoke on lunch breaks, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of hair weave shining like cubic zirconia, young dudes wearing earphones bobbing their heads so hard it looks like their heads are about to come off, and seated old school honeys reading romance novels and reading received text, #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of white women pushing teenage sized children in strollers, and a 50% chance you hear a group of skinny jean youngins conversing about the powerful #DontMuteDC Event that went down last night on 14th and U. Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #WashingtonExpress #WashingtonInformer #Afronews #TrayonWhite #dc_eyes #DCLIFE #dcblackbroadway #dcliving #gentrification #gogomusiclives #bouncebeat https://www.instagram.com/p/Bwo5DVWhWAx/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=jlbnrkr8bws4

[joejacksonmayorofthegreenli-blog]

Here's #HumpDay #Wednesday's #GreenLineWedForecast heavy down pours of DC Residents who are sick and tired of the rise in crime and violence in this beautiful city, riders who'd agree that we the people must collectively fight against the ills in our communities and not wait on politicians, riders annoyed by disrespectful behavior that's constantly displayed by many youth, crankinlikahmug #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of loud groups of rookie fly girls annoying the hell out of hardworking riders trying catch a quick nap, #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in skinny jean youngins who'd beat their feet if Bounce Beat was played, #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud at Suitland, Naylor Road, and Southern Ave Stations, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of bouncing beautiful babies putting smiles on passing riders faces, old school DC Residents who often reminisce about the good times in this city, and former DC residents who now reside in PG County because of unaffordable housing prices, #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of worn out riders sleeping with their mouths wide open, and a 50% chance you over hear two riders conversing about a recent shooting in their neighborhood that claimed a innocent young brother's life. Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #dcornothing #imsodc #dcstamped #gunzdowndc #gogomusiclives #DCLIFE #dc_eyes #fox5dc #GoodDayDC #dctraffic #DCPS #howarduniversity #whurfm https://www.instagram.com/p/BwWwE4phIgR/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=cmvkxv0ounfo

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Here's #HumpDay #Wednesday's #GreenLineWedForecast heavy down pours of Lovers of Go Go Music and DC Culture who support Don't Mute DC, native Washingtonians who don't like the affects gentrification is having on many, loud DSPS Students conversing about the coming of Spring Break, close to record breaking #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of professionally dressed riders trying to discreetly remove their slacks from their butt cracks, #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in lip smacking gum popping hood sexy honeys wearing extra large eyelashes, #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud on riders with loud in their socks, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of riders who are easily annoyed by loud unnecessary talking and riders doing too much, eye catching Green Line Honeys looking gooderdenah fresh chicken and mumbo special from Eddie Leonard's, and old school brothers who'd lose their minds if a muddy boot made contact with their fresh New Balance, #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of abandoned water bottles, chicken bones, and sunflower seed shells, and a 0% chance you see Ben Kozlowski blasting House Music at U Street/Cardoza Station while wearing a tight fitting romper with Mute DC printed all over it. Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #dcornothing #imsodc #DontMuteDC #dcstamped #gogomusic #gogomusiclives #ChuckBrown #TrayonWhite #MarionBarry #Ward8 #BringBackRelishaRudd https://www.instagram.com/p/BwE30JcB4i0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1d1nx2bokjrd8

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Here's #HumpDay #Wednesday's #GreenLineWedForecast heavy down pours of serious looking riders whose facial expressions say "I ain't the one to mess with!!!", seated bammas who wouldn't give up their seats up to a standing old lady with one leg yelling "MY KNEE IS KILLIN ME!!!", riders who take off like a sprinter whose just the starter pistol go off when they hear "Doors opening", real real got damn high ass #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings mean mugging plus size honeys with knock knees and shiny ponytails, #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in talkative Uncs with missing front teeth, #LoudPackReader caught a contact and can't detect a got damn thing, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of hood sexy honeys wearing baby hair lace front wigs, hard working riders happy to be going home to relax and do nothing, and singing riders wearing earphones murdering a great song, #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of kissing couples who need to get a room, and a 50% chance you hear a hood sexy honey at Suitland Station yell "YOU AH BAMMA LIKE SHIT MOE!!!" Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #WashingtonExpress #Afronews #TrayonWhite #dcornothing #imsodc #dcstamped #gogomusiclives #dcvseverybody https://www.instagram.com/p/Bvy1aTYhta9/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=fbvd0l1jeqj6

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Here's #HumpDay #Wednesday's #GreenLineWedForecast heavy down pours of riders conversing about Jussie Smollet aka Mr I Got My Charges Dropped Because I Have a Good Ass Legal Team, riders who love Go Go Music like West Africans love Jollof Rice, drawn on eyebrows that make women look surprised, upset, and real got damn happy all at the same time, record breaking #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of mean mugging Napoleon complex sufferers whose shoes don't touch the floor when seated, #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in young mothers trying to control energetic kids who seem to think stop means show off and yell, #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud on riders whose facial expressions say "I'm flyin moe!!!", #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of seated disrespectful bammas who don't offer standing women their seats, talkative African and Latino riders speaking in their native languages, and hood sexy honeys with names similar to Dayshah, Lolethia, and Santeeka, #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of riders who just passed gas hoping it doesn't linger and stink up their areas, and a 50% chance you over hear a seated old school brother say to a standing old school brother "Man Shid!!!! That bamma Jussie just had a good ass lawyer." Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #dcornothing #imsodc #WashingtonPost #WashingtonExpress #WashingtonInformer #Afronews #TrayonWhite #dc_eyes #DCLIFE https://www.instagram.com/p/BvgxlKVBCvy/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=11hta9522ofe0

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Here's #HumpDay #Wednesday's #GreenLineWedForecast heavy down pours of super cool senior old school players smelling like Avon's Raging Wild Bull cologne, professionally dressed honeys wearing light gray slacks pulling rolling suitcases, sophisticated senior old school fly girls wearing their classiest work wigs, record breaking #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of hood sexy honeys conversing about the petty lil beef that went on around the way last night, #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in rookie fly girls who say "Let me get dah uuuggghhh!!!" before placing a carry out order, #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud at Congress Heights, Anacostia, and Gallery Place Station, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of Bible reading riders with their faces buried in scripture, trash talking mouth smacking rookie fly girls with real smart ass mouths, and riders conversing about how happy they are to be off and how twisted they're going to get when they get home, #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of plus size honeys whose flats look like leather footies without the ball on the back, and a 50% chance you hear two gentrification transplants conversing about an increase in condo association fees, and a weird acting tenant whose ass they'd like to kick. Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #WashingtonExpress #WashingtonInformer #Afronews #TrayonWhite #DCLIFE #Ward8 #uniontown #Anacostia #dcornothing #imsodc #dcstamped https://www.instagram.com/p/BvOwA8jBzhq/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=kbkrrls1o1ll

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#WashingtonExpress #WashingtonInformer Here's #HumpDay #Wednesday's #GreenLineWedForecast heavy down pours of riders who stood freezing their asses off waiting on a crowded bus filled with loud ass people before transferring to the Green Line, professionally dressed riders with their faces buried in the Washington Express or The Washington Post, tired looking school children whose facial expressions say "Education is kicking my young ass!!!", real real got damn high ass #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of retired Work The Wall honeys who used to be "ALL THAT!!!" back in the 80's, #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in loud annoying riders who need SHUT ALL THE WAY UP tattooed on the side of their faces, #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud on wake and bakers, and high school seniors, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of super fine Green Line Honeys looking gooderdenahmug, bad ass lil kids who'll one day be productive future leaders of their communities and this city, and gentrification transplants conversing about condo fees, rude Starbucks cashiers, and bike lane problems, #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of old school bammas wearing played out Nike airs, and a 50% chance you hear a elderly Queen at Anacostia Station say "Baby Did You Know Today is Marion Barry's Birthday!!!!" Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #dcornothing #imsodc #WashingtonExpress #WashingtonInformer #WashingtonPost #Afronews #TrayonWhite #dcornothing #imsodc #dcstamped https://www.instagram.com/p/BuqweiEBlNs/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1g401kbr5zifv

[joejacksonmayorofthegreenli-blog]

Here's #HumpDay #Wednesday's #GreenLineWedForecast heavy down pours of riders who stood freezing their asses off waiting on a crowded bus filled with loud ass people before transferring to the Green Line, professionally dressed riders with their faces buried in the Washington Express or The Washington Post, tired looking school children whose facial expressions say "Education is kicking my young ass!!!", real real got damn high ass #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of retired Work The Wall honeys who used to be "ALL THAT!!!" back in the 80's, #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in loud annoying riders who need SHUT ALL THE WAY UP tattooed on the side of their faces, #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud on wake and bakers, and high school seniors, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of super fine Green Line Honeys looking gooderdenahmug, bad ass lil kids who'll one day be productive future leaders of their communities and this city, and gentrification transplants conversing about condo fees, rude Starbucks cashiers, and bike lane problems, #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of old school bammas wearing played out Nike airs, and a 50% chance you hear a elderly Queen at Anacostia Station say "Baby Did You Know Today is Marion Barry's Birthday!!!!" Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #dcornothing #imsodc #WashingtonExpress #WashingtonInformer #WashingtonPost #Afronews #TrayonWhite #dcornothing #imsodc #dcstamped https://www.instagram.com/p/BuqweiEBlNs/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=u67bk8q4wmrv

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Here's #HumpDay #Wednesday's #GreenLineWedForecast heavy down pours of riders on the way to work, a doctor's appointment, or to pay for a high ass ticket at the Dept. Of Motor Vehicles, phat till def Green Line Honeys whose Ugg Boots are in great condition, mean looking old people whose facial expressions say "I can't stand y'all young asses!!!", real real got damn high ass #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of gentrification transplants dressed like losing game show contestants, #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in parents who need to watch their bad ass kids like they're watching their raggedy ass phones, #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud at Suitland, Naylor Road, and Southern Ave Stations, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of riders entering at LenPhant Plaza Station who look like their jobs kicked that ass today, hood sexy honeys with the scent of fast food coming from their pockey books, and construction workers conversing about a lazy drunk dude on the job, #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of Spanish speaking riders gossiping about riders seated next to them who obviously don't comprehend Spanish, and a 50% chance you see a pair of worn out dress shoes that look like they were stolen from the Civil Rights display at the African American Museum. Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #WashingtonExpress #WashingtonInformer #Afronews #TrayonWhite #dcornothing #imsodc #dcstamped #gogomusiclives https://www.instagram.com/p/BuYr9qDhUh4/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1e9lb20m3pa92

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Here's #HumpDay #Wednesday's #GreenLineWedForecast heavy down pours of empty seats with no asses in them, riders trying their best to dry their boots soles to avoid an embarrassing slip and fall, essential employees whose facial expressions say "I should have never signed up for this sh@t!!!", close to record breaking #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of grandsons on their way to shovel their elderly grandparents out to avoid being cussed out and banned from future family gatherings, #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in fat dudes whose Nike boots look swollen, #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud at all stations, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of off duty maintenance workers who shoveled their asses off today, plus size honeys wearing tight fitting ass and thigh grabbing security guard slacks and Ugg Boots, and young mothers yelling "GET YOUR LIL ASS OVER HERE BEFORE YOU FALL BOY!!!", #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of bad ass fat kids wearing snow suits, and a 80% chance you hear a complaining rider say "They can come put a boot on your jont but they can't shovel your street." Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #dcornothing #imsodc #DCLIFE #WashingtonExpress #snow #soundsofthecity #realshit #citylife #Ward8 #TrayonWhite https://www.instagram.com/p/BuG4mvZBGx5/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1ia37vcykbqcv

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Here's #HumpDay #Wednesday's #GreenLineWedForecast heavy down pours of riders aggressively saying "SCUE ME!!!" to riders in their exit path, seated serious looking riders who look like they have a whole lot on their minds, standing riders who can't stand train operators who are hard on the brakes, almost record breaking #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of talkative senior citizens conversing about bad ass kids on the train and their supposedly trifling ass mommas, #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in fare gate jumpers, trash talking youngins, and eyelashes as long as CVS Receipts, #LoudPackReader detecting heavy smells of loud at Southern Ave, and Naylor Road Stations, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of riders always ready to make a quick exit just in case some bamma shit pop off, hood sexy plus size honeys with pierced lips wearing dark lipstick, and mean mugging young mothers pushing cute bushy haired baby girls in strollers, #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of Black Power brothers and sisters whose facial expressions say "Strength, Love for my people, and Power", and a 0% chance you see a white dude at Anacostia Station wearing a dashiki occasionally yelling "POWER TO THE GENTRIFICATION TRANSPLANTS MOE!!!" Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #dcornothing #imsodc #dcstamped #gogomusic #gogomusiclives #MumboSauceForMayor #DCLIFE #soundsofthecity #realshit #citylife https://www.instagram.com/p/Bt01L2ZnEhO/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1w5rgwlyiyaby

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Here's #HumpDay #Wednesday's #GreenLineWedForecast heavy down pours of riders who'd agree that Trump is Pickled Pig Feet Pink, riders who refused to watch President Pickled Pig Feet Pink Face's speech last night, riders in a rush to get to a job they hate filled with coworkers they can't stand, record breaking #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of old school Uncs who smell like a combination of Egyptian musk, smoked reefer, and corner store bought incense, #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in mean mugging plus size honeys with knocked knees wearing 3/4 length suede boots, #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud on sleepy looking riders who ain't sleepy, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of eyelids being assaulted by big ass fake eyelashes, uniformed school children bouncing around the train like superballs, and old school mothers whose facial expressions say "I WANNA CHOKE THE HELL OUTTA ONE OF THESE LIL DISRESPECTFUL ASS KIDS!!!", #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of young dudes with a half smoked cigarette behind their ear, and a 50% chance you hear a old school brother at LenPhant Plaza Station say "MAN THAT BAMMA JOHN WALL GONE BE OUT FOR A MINUTE!!!" Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #WashingtonExpress #DCLIFE #DCCulture #teamdmv #imsodc #dcornothing #dcstamped https://www.instagram.com/p/Btilxf5hCZ4/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=h5356mfjkoph

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Here's #Wednesday's #GreenLineWedForecast heavy down pours of DCPS students whose facial expressions say "Why we ain't get a two hour delay like the rest of those other bamma ass schools.", loud talking riders who need to be told "SHUT YOUR BAMMA ASS MOUTH UP MOE!!!", bundled up riders who ain't playing with the cold, real real got damn high ass #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of senior old school fly girls wearing Salisbury steak gravy brown leather boots, #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in miserable haters who always have something negative to say about those they really admire, #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud at all stations, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of seated chumps who wouldn't give their seat up to a standing pregnant woman hopping around on one leg, stiff ass ponytails doing the mannequin challenge, and disrespectful bammas who refer to groups of Green Line Honeys as "Them B@tches!!!", #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of cute chubby happy babies waving in your direction, and a 50% chance you see an attractive old school plus size honey looking finer than wet baby sloth fur. Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #WashingtonExpress #Afronews #TrayonWhite #dclife #citylife #soundsofthecity #dcornothing #imsodc #dcstamped #urbanpoetry #streetlife https://www.instagram.com/p/BtQgGhXhErZ/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=wm55v0pht7mf

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Here's #HumpDay #Wednesday's #GreenLineWedForecast heavy down pours of Green Line Honeys with nice baby hairs, standing professionally dressed riders whose facial expressions say "Don't let these got damn clothes fool you!!!", women wearing so much make up when they fall asleep you think you're at a wake, record breaking #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of hood sexy honeys who say "SCUE ME!!!" extra hard when trying to get by, #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in public displays of faded funky looking boxer briefs that look like they belong on the dirty clothes pile, #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud on Black and nem, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of talkative Latino riders talking shit about people in Spanish, Gentrification transplants who stand out like a white man wearing a MAGA hat standing on MLK Ave, and loud ass foul mouth kids who may one day grow up and become positive role models in their communities, #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of old head Aunts with their favorite niece's name tattooed on their necks, and a 50% chance you over hear furloughed government workers conversing about President Old Ass Fat Ken Doll Face and the shutdown. Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #dmvcomedy #FixUpIversonMall #MumboSauceForMayor #BringBackRelishaRudd #gogomusic #WashingtonExpress #Afronews #GoodDayDC #dctraffic #DCPS https://www.instagram.com/p/Bs-rW8cBZrD/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1drj427er12l8

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Here's #HumpDay #Wednesday's #GreenLineWedForecast heavy down pours of riders feeling the affects of this stressful shutdown, bundled up riders who fought with the cold this morning and took a L, school children suffering from I Stayed Up All Night Playing Fortnite Damage, bamma ass #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of bamma ass chubby dudes carrying Man Pockey Books, #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in young mothers who'd tell baby Jesus "Shut your lil ass up!!!" if he started crying, #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud on a riders trying their best to not look highazzahmug, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of yaki helmets that have been involved in their fair share of arguments, Nike boot wearing old school players using eighties slang, and agressive plus size honeys occupying two seats and will dare your weak ass to say something about it, #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of cross eyed riders whose facial expressions say "I ain't never seen this many sets of twins!!!", and a 50% chance you hear a running rider at Anacostia Station say "I HOPE THE BUS STILL OUT THAT JONT." Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #fox5dc #Ward8 #TrayonWhite #MurielBowser #imsodc #dcstamped #gunzdowndc #gogomusiclives https://www.instagram.com/p/BsspQ_6h0XI/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1o8x25a4oica3