#greenlinefriforecast

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Here's #Friday's #GreenLineFriForecast heavy down pours of riders whose facial expressions say "Leave Me The Hell Alone", loud talking riders getting on random riders nerves, siced Redskin fans excitedly conversing about their draft pick as if Jesus has returned, real real got damn high ass #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of Green Line Honeys with shapes that cause you to think "She Phattadenahmug!!!", #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in supersized flickering eyelashes, and skinny jeans that fit tighter than a plus size honey's stockings, #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud on riders who look like they need a whole lot more sleep, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of standing tough looking chubby women dressed and walking like dudes, riders on their way home to celebrate Friday while getting twisted out of their minds, and hood sexy honeys gossiping about their so called Good Girlfriend and her cruddy ass dude, #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of fat dudes who look like they're hiding packs of ground beef under their shirts, and a 0% chance you see the Mayor of Baltimore at Naylor Road Station eating a bag of snicker doodles while wearing a ski mask. Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #dcornothing #imsodc #WashingtonPost #WashingtonExpress #WashingtonInformer #Afronews #DCLIFE #dc_eyes #dcliving #gentrification #gogomusiclives #DontMuteDC https://www.instagram.com/p/Bwt9F58BOtr/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=7e91z67lhbxz

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Here's #Friday's #GreenLineFriForecast heavy down pours of detachable hair do's that don't appear to be detachable, riders conversing about how happy they are that it's finally Friday, plus size honeys entering the train whose facial expressions say "Don't act like you don't see all this. NOW MOVE YOUR ASS OUT THE WAY!!!", record breaking #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of disrespectful bammas referring to women they're mentioning in conversation as b@tches, and broads, #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in hood sexy honeys conversing about persistent broke dudes always shooting their shots, #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud on slow talking seated youngins who occasionally laugh for no got damn reason, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of raspy voice old head Aunts who sound like they chew on lit cigarette butts, old head Uncs on their phones yelling "HELLO, HELLO, HELLO!!!", and cute fat kids with juice stains on their shirts and potato chip crumbs around their mouths, #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of lunchin ass bammas lunchinlikahmug, and a 50% chance you are approached by a Green Line Salesman trying to sell you socks, earphones, work badge covers, body oils, shea butter, incense, packs of wifebeaters, baby wipes, soap and more. Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #dcornothing #imsodc #dcstamped #MumboSauceForMayor #mumbosauce #DC #Ward8 #gogomusic #DontMuteDC https://www.instagram.com/p/Bwb9lF_htkS/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=17oyvxpp18b8y

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Here's #Friday's #GreenLineFriForecast heavy down pours of pours of riders conversing about Ermias Joseph Asghedom aka Nipsey Hussle's blessed home going service, riders who look at you like you just aggressively said "I can't stand your ass!!!" after a polite Good Morning greeting, men who stop everything they're doing when a super fine Green Line Honey gracefully enters the train, crankinlikahmug #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of Go Go Music Lovers wearing earphones listening to a crankin Junk (Junk Yard Band) or Back (Back Yard Band), #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in attractive young plus size honeys who'd break a sugar daddy's pockets, #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud on 3 out of every 7 skinny jean youngins, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of bearded fat dudes wearing Make Southeast Great Again baseball caps and I'm So DC gear, upscale Beauty4U honeys wearing Beauty4U's finest top shelf hair weave, and hood sexy honeys conversing about a lit lituation they'll be attending tonight, #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of silent farting Soufeast honeys whose facial expressions say "Gurlaaah I hope they can't smellaaaah!!!", and a 0% chance you see Muriel Bowser beating her feet at Gallery Place Station while onlookers yell "AYE AYE AYE AYE AYE...." Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #dcornothing #imsodc #dcstamped #gogomusic #gogomusiclives #TrayonWhite #Anacostia #CongressHeights #Ward8 #Petworth #goodmanleague #DCPS https://www.instagram.com/p/BwJ6E3zhgE1/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1xiq2spcn3p93

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Here's #Friday's #GreenLineFriForecast heavy down pours of perfectly arched eyebrows, and drawn on eyebrows that make old head Aunts look like they just saw a ghost riding a rabid unicorn, mean mugging riders in need of a group hug and a wet grandmother's kiss, riders in a great mood because it's Friday and the direct deposit is on fleek, record breaking #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of startled looking white women clutching their pockey books and other belongings, #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in riders whose favorite saying seems to be "You fakin like sh@t moe!!!", #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud on skinny jean youngins and dead beat godparents, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of hood sexy young mothers yelling "Oh my mahfahkin gawd y'all kids is blowing me like sh@t!!!", senior old school fly girls whose facial expressions say "That's a damn shame she talking them babies like that.", and bamma ass dudes who respond "Well can I be your friend?" after being told "Oh I got a man.", #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of pissed off wives who just received a text saying "I'm gonna be late picking you up from the station.", and a 0% chance you see Trayon White beating his feet at Anacostia Station while excited onlookers yell "GO LIL TRAY TRAY EVEN IF IT AIN'T YOUR BURFDAY!!!" Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #WashingtonExpress #WashingtonInformer #Afronews #WashingtonPost #dcornothing #imsodc #dcstamped #dclife #dc_eyes #TrayonWhite #Anacostia #CongressHeights #Ward8 https://www.instagram.com/p/Bv3-3glBkx5/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=13fmmw15qbs0w

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Here's #Friday's #GreenLineFriForecast heavy down pours of riders conversing about how nice the weather is going to be today, skinny jean youngins wearing real real real real real real real skinny ass jeans, riders who celebrate every Friday like it's a holiday, real real got damn high ass #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of sophomore fly girls looking at their reflection in the train's window to make sure their baby hairs are laying down right, #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in loud talking plus size honeys showing off their long cleavage and breast tattoos, #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud on riders who'd roll up if the train conductor announced "It's Weed Friendly Friday on this Jont!!!", #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of senior old school players whose facial expressions say "COOT CODALMIGHTY SHE GOT SOME ASS ON HER!!!", Joel Osteen look alikes wearing small button up shirts and high water trousers, and hood sexy honeys gossiping about another hood sexy honey who they label "A Bamma Ass Fake Broad.", #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of giggling drunk young white women exiting at U Street/Cardoza Station to go get their drunkest, and a 50% chance you over hear a old school honey say "Giiiiiiiirl I'm Going to Get Me Some Crabs Later On." Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #WashingtonExpress #WashingtonInformer #Afronews #DCLIFE #dc_eyes #dcornothing #imsodc #gunzdowndc #dcstamped https://www.instagram.com/p/BvmBwE6h7Ks/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=dlo8azyh6ffz

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Here's #Friday's #GreenLineFriForecast heavy down pours of real loud and excited Green Line Sports Analyst going back and forth about who'll win the NCAA Championship, riders who wish they'd shut the hell up because none of them knows whose going to win and most can barely shoot hoop, riders entering the train as if they're looking for a bamma they're beefin with, real real got damn high ass #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of seated plus size honeys jive like smashing the riders seated next to them up against the train's windows, #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in love seat sized asses brushing up against seated riders as they pass by, #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud on riders who look higher than DC Speed Camera Ticket Fines, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying scattered afternoon and evening down pours of Wendy Williams look alikes whose high heels look like the Spirit of Washington, bad ass kids who cry harder when told to shut the hell up, and sleeping riders who wake the hell up after hearing "Next Stop Anacostia Station", #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of white women who love shea butter and mumbo sauce, and a 50% chance you see hear young dude say "Aw I know your bamma ass ain't jonin moe." Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #WashingtonExpress #WashingtonInformer #dcornothing #imsodc #dcstamped #gogomusic #gogomusiclives #DCPS #fox5dc #GoodDayDC #dctraffic #nbc4dc #NewsChannel8 https://www.instagram.com/p/BvTzMGlBLa4/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=ghwbghp1ub4j

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Here's #Friday's #GreenLineFriForecast heavy down pours of riders looking at their cell phones as if they just received a text from a dead relative, standing riders swaying from side to side as the train brakes for the next stop, professionally dressed fat dudes whose dress shoe heels are doing the dope head K2 lean, jive close to record breaking #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of rookie fly girls with slippery looking baby hairs, #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in uncomfortable looking chubby young dudes whose skinny jeans fit like yoga pants, #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud on riders who look like the half smoked backwood left in the ashtray, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of hair weave that looks like it was caught in a fast spinning lawn mower blade, super fine Green Line Honeys looking like brand new money, and mean mugging construction workers whose facial expressions say "I can't wait to take these rusty ass boots off!!!, #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of skinny drawn on eyebrows that look like healing cat scratch wounds, and a 50% chance you see a cigarette smoking senior old school player at Southern Ave Station wearing a real small ass leather jacket and permanently creased Levi's jeans. Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #dcornothing #imsodc #dcstamped #gogomusic #gogomusiclives #WashingtonExpress #WashingtonInformer #Afronews #TrayonWhite https://www.instagram.com/p/BvBzAbdhLJa/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=zynjfi4aace6

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Here's #Friday's #GreenLineFriForecast heavy down pours of a whole bunch of riders who are very got damn happy it's Friday, riders thinking about their Friday evening plans and how twisted they are going to get tonight, bammas ass bammas being the corny bammas that they are, jive like close to record breaking #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of curvy plus size honeys looking like a sexy 2 liter coke bottle, #HoodormetricPressure causing fat dudes with raggedy beards to get sleepy, #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud on youngins who gone be real live lit on muvas tonight, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of hair weave that needs to be thrown in the trash and never taken out, bad ass kids who need their asses beat to the white meat, and old ass bammas who dyed their greys to look like youngins, #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of service dogs whose facial expressions say "Mess with my blind master and I'm biting your ass up!!!", and a 50% chance you see a phat till def Green Line Honey that makes your Green Line experience memorable. Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #WashingtonPost #WashingtonExpress #WashingtonInformer #dcornothing #imsodc #DCLIFE #TrayonWhite #Ward8 #Soufeast #gogomusiclives https://www.instagram.com/p/Buv4KC9B9Ly/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1xm3ipki9l2au

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Here's #Friday's #GreenLineFriForecast heavy down pours of delayed riders who wish they would've just taken the whole day off, hard breathing fat dudes who get jive blown when an available seat they want gets taken right before their eyes, riders who rep Soufeast/Ward 8 all day everyday no matter what line they're on, record breaking #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of worn out winter boots that look like they've survived many winters, #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in agressive mean mugging seated fat girls who appear to get upset when you sit next to them, #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud on 4 out of 5 skinny jean youngins, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of hood sexy honeys conversing about a recent sexual experience that was jive weak, real live youngins who put all truth on God, and fake eyelashes that look like big waving hands, #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of bad ass lil kids dropping the F bomb while their mothers sit idle in a deep cell phone trance, and a 0% chance you are approached by a crackhead salesman selling MCGA (Make Crack Great Again) Hats and Sweatshirts. Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #dcornothing #imsodc #DCLIFE #GoodDayDC #fox5dc #WashingtonExpress #WashingtonPost #WashingtonInformer https://www.instagram.com/p/Budz5fwBRKb/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=b99l3rw9ez2d

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Here's #Friday's #GreenLineFriForecast heavy down pours of phat till def Soufeast honeys entering and exiting at Congress Heights and Anacostia Station, riders who'd yell "YOU BE WELLIN LIKE SHIT!!! if Jussie Smollet entered the train, seated hood sexy plus size honeys with large protruding eyelashes, jive close to record breaking #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of corny ass disrespectful dudes who call women b@tches if they reject their bamma ass advances, #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud on riders who look high as a giraffe's ass, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of petite rookie fly girls wearing baggy Ugg Boots, skinny jean youngins who say Kill Moe over 200 times a day, and cool white dudes who refer to their good friends as bud or buddy, #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of riders who have to go real bad in dire need of an available toilet, and a 50% chance you are approached by a skinny dude wearing glasses at Anacostia Station trying to sell you socks, work badge necklaces, and skull caps. Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #dcornothing #imsodc #dcstamped #WashingtonPost #WashingtonExpress #Afronews #TrayonWhite https://www.instagram.com/p/BuL8AFDhMfe/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=fus4zo45xa4r

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Here's #Friday's #GreenLineFriForecast heavy down pours of riders who can't wait to get off and go do whatever, young mothers who let their children know before entering the train about the ass whooping they'll receive if they start trippin on the train, women who had a great Valentine's Day and women still waiting on a Valentine's Day gift from his lying ass, record breaking #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of yaki helmets that make old head Aunts look like celebrity gospel singers, #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in loud talking construction workers conversing about clown ass coworkers who lucky their bamma asses ain't fired, #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud at all stations, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of seated riders whose facial expressions say "Can you get your ass out my face!!!", senior old school players who think calling women Miss Lady is a compliment, and seated short chubby honeys with their hair and nails done, #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of hood sexy honeys who respond "I'm out here living my best life.", when asked "How you doing?", and a 0% chance you see a Hong Kong cook chasing Mayor Muriel Bowser at Anacostia Station while yelling "YOU STAY OUT SOUFEAST IF YOU NO LIKE MUMBO SAUCE MOE!!!" Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #WashingtonExpress #WashingtonInformer #TrayonWhite #Ward8 #DCLIFE #soundsofthecity #realshit #citylife https://www.instagram.com/p/Bt57WVWBHTI/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=yxc0yw6mmhpl

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Here's #Friday's #GreenLineFriForecast heavy down pours of drawn on eyebrows contributing to confusing facial expressions, Summer lovers who ain't looking forward to this cold ass weekend, old school players breaking their necks to get one last look at passing phat till def honey, real real got damn high ass #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of furry Ugg boots that would be mistaken for sleeping puppies if left unattended, #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in old school players on their cell phones yelling "HOLD FAST I BE THERE IN BOUT 5 MINUTES.", #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud on a rack of riders, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of riders who blaze that label Friday Friedday, riders who'd yell "GET THAT BAMMA MOE!!!" if a white dude entered the train in blackface, and rookie fly girls who are only attracted to skinny jean youngins with dreads who can beat their feet, #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of hood sexy senior old school fly girls who party with Rare Essence every Friday up Fast Eddies, and a 50% chance you see a fast running young dude hauling ass to catch a train only to be met with doors closing in his face(embarrassment). Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #DCLIFE #soundsofdc #gogomusiclives #bouncebeat #beatyourfeet #BringBackRelishaRudd #dcornothing #imsodc #dcstamped https://www.instagram.com/p/BtnyTK-hO2a/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=sdeogvgpyoa8

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Here's #Friday's #GreenLineFriForecast heavy down pours of riders whose facial expressions say "The cold just kicked my ass!!!", Die hard NFL fans conversing about where they're going to watch the Super Bowl, riders whose facial expressions say "It's Friday and I can't wait to get the hell off!!!", record breaking #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of riders who'll have a strong drink immediately after getting off from a job they hate, #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in bad ass kids cussing, play fighting, and yelling out dumb shit while senior old school fly girls look on in disgust, #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud on 7 out of every 10 skinny jean youngins, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of mean looking old ladies who don't play with disrespectful ass children, plus size honeys whose Ugg Boots look real heavy, and gentrification transplants who look like happy game show contestants, #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of pony tails that look like permed police dog tails, and a 50% chance you hear a rider exiting at Southern Ave Station yell "HIT ME LATER IMMA HAVE THAT!!!" Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #WashingtonExpress #Afronews #MurielBowser #TrayonWhite #DCLIFE #citylife #cityliving #urban #imsodc #dcornothing #teamdc #teamdmv https://www.instagram.com/p/BtV1k6IBYp7/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=10b2linah4iqg

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Here's #Friday's #GreenLineFriForecast heavy down pours of riders wearing earphones to make you think they're listening to music but they ain't listening to a damn thing, riders whose facial expressions say "Damn it smell like weed on this train!!!", riders conversing about the federal government shutdown and how it's affecting family and friends, record breaking #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of riders suffering from If I Knew Your Breath Smelled Like Pitbull Farts I Wouldn't Even Be Talkin To Your Ass Damage, #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in loud petite rookie fly girls who smack their lips at the end of every sentence, #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud on riders who smell like a Smurf is smoking in their pockets, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of riders who had a long week in need of a strong drink, inconsiderate riders standing with their asses all up in seated riders faces, and phat till def Green Line Honeys wearing top shelf hair weave carrying expensive pockey books, #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of young girls with a rack of Rick James beads on their braids, and a 50% chance you hear a old school brother say to a youngin at LenPhant Plaza Station "WHAT'S UP WITCHOO CHAMP!!!" Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #WashingtonExpress #WashingtonInformer #Afronews #TrayonWhite #MurielBowser #Anacostia #CongressHeights #Ward8 #Suitland #Greenbelt https://www.instagram.com/p/BtDwHHfhh4l/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=kci97s9spec8

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Here's #Friday's #GreenLineFriForecast heavy down pours of riders who look like they're making cell phone love, professionally dressed women walking with confidence and a taser, young mothers pulling their kids by the arm like rag dolls, real real got damn high ass #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of empty seats in dire need of federal government workers, #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in loud ass riders who need to suck on silence, #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud on a rack of go hard youngins, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of conversing old school fly girls occasionally saying "But What You Ain't Gone Do!!!", fake ass bammas wearing bootleg Gucci belts, head bands, and shoes, and nice looking old school mothers whose favorite shoot em down line is "I got sons your age.", #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of Latino mothers about to beat Lil Hector Hector's culo, and a 50% chance you over hear a off work hood sexy honey at Naylor Road Station say "GURLAAAH I'M TIED DENAHMUG!!!!" Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #dcornothing #imsodc #dcstamped #gogomusiclives #gunzdowndc #BringBackRelishaRudd #MumboSauceForMayor #FixUpIversonMall #TrayonWhite #MurielBowser https://www.instagram.com/p/BsxwVzPB1RW/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=15q3vwohn2ug8

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Here's #Friday's #GreenLineFriForecast heavy down pours of fat dudes whose facial expressions say "It's so cold outside I'll eat a whole heater with fries.", Green Line Honeys wearing furry white abominable snowman costume boots, white women whose facial expressions say "Why does he have on a friggin ski mask?", bamma ass #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of R Kelly defenders and Trump supporters who need a hot dress shoe up their dumb asses, #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in shivering riders who'll cuss you out if you offered them ice cream, #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud on wake and bakers, and bammas trying their best to not look high, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of stopped up riders making pre hog spit noises, young mothers making ass whooping threats, and professionally dressed brothers wearing light brown skin dress shoes, #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of Bible reading old ladies who just thought to themselves, "Beat her lil bad ass!!!", and a 50% chance you hear a old school brother at Anacostia Station say "What's up soldier!!!" Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #dcornothing #imsodc #dmvcomedy #Ward8 #TrayonWhite #MurielBowser #gunzdowndc #dcstamped #SEDC #NEDC #SWDC #NWDC #fox5dc #GoodDayDC #dctraffic https://www.instagram.com/p/BsfpgfHBA7N/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=swlcqwwz1if0