#five is so real though
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Re-rewatching TUA, and I’m on 2x2 “the frankel footage” and I just got to the scene where Five has to describe Diego and he’s all like “imagine Batman, then aim lower”. This is in 1963. Batman at this point wasn’t the brooding and emo sad guy we know today, he was a funny comedic character at this point (I think, I’m just vaguely remembering video essays for this info of Batman). Elliot probably thinks that Diego is some funny stupid idiot who runs around town with weird toys and gadgets and stuff, which isn’t exactly far off and technically five is still right in this way
#the umbrella academy#diego hargreeves#tua five#five hargreeves#please someone make me stop watching this show I beg of you#the frankel footage#five is so real though
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This could be a kart if FLAF wasn't fucking around..
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#fnaf vanny#fnaf vanessa#michael afton#ennard#flaf#five laps at freddy's#sister location#security breach#I DIDNT mean to take this long to draw some FLAF content#lots of ideas are currently competing to be drawn next BAHAH#CAN I just say quickly too I tried to FLAF demo and I really like it!#can’t wait to play it once it’s finished and all issues are smoothed over 💜#ANYWAY Vanny and Michael are surprised Michael got in the game…#though it isn’t a flattering depiction#COULD YOU imagine if Michael could be Ennard’s kart#IT WOULD BE SO funny#I know it’s a logistical nightmare for theorists but I wish so bad for it to be real 💀#I HAD WAY TOO MUCH FUN drawing the Michael mobile here#IM SO SORRY to Michael Afton once again
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to celebrate my excitement about everything related to fnaf as of late i have made fnaf 1 AND fnaf 3 autism image; two thrilling additions to my fnaf 2 autism 2 image from last year (which i have added for continuitys sake)
#fnaf#five nights at freddys#adding to the tags cause i could not for the life of me find autism 2 on my blog Anywheere when i searched i was so devastated#shout out to my friend who had it saved on their phone U a real one fr#i will never lose u again though fnaf autism image... Never...
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I know for a fact I've talked about the golden records, but I don't care because here is a sample of some of my favourite greetings on those discs
There is something so vulnerable, precious, and human about sending up pieces of our hearts into space. Even when we know that there may not be anybody out there to hear us, we are still whispering to whomever might listen how much we love them, how much we want to connect. No matter how small the chance is, we're taking it to say that love is real, that we are real.
How is that not something to be in awe over?
#positivity#golden record#though it's been forty-seven years since launch both voyagers have just barely left our solar system#they are between 12-15 BILLION miles away from us#that's 20-24 BILLION kilometers away#i cant go to the club i need to cry uncontrollably about this#love is real#this is why i can never seriously consider apathy to be a poignant commentary about human nature#we never HAD to include this stuff - evidence of our love to completely inconceivable peoples#in fact if we learned anything from scifi maybe it would have been better for us not to say anything at all - to lead other life RIGHT TO US#but we couldn't shut up for five minutes to not say how much we love them and our planet and how enthusiastic we were that we MIGHT be found#we couldn't stop our hand from putting in *so much* effort for the 0.000000001% chance there's Something out there...#...for the chance that that 'something' will even be ABLE to retrieve AND understand our message of love#we absolutely need more golden records <3#to love something without even knowing anything about it .... there's nothing like that in the world#because i love whatever's out there. i think about them so often. i'll unironically pray for their health and safety#do they eat enough? do they look at the stars with wonder too? what's it like to breathe their air? do they know they're loved?
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you know what? fuck this. fuck you. transfems your pebbles
im trans and im fem. TJE GENDER SISTERS
#having fun with new brushes as you can see#cramswering#myart#rain world#five pebbles is like. He doesn’t get being a man so his next option is being a woman#which he gets a Little Bit More. but still doesn’t get it fully. he’ll take it though#To Me .#transfem none binary realness ‼️‼️‼️#five pebbles#looks to the moon#Forgor to actually tag them soryr .
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the origin story
#thank you @lovejoyog for asking the real question in the tags forever ago#some more people came to a similar conclusion though high fives ✋#kouyou DOES use a sword fukuzawa was NOT the first one to reject him#but negotiations are kouyou's specialty. diplomacy won that day.#fukuzawa take notes#bsd#bungo stray dogs#bungou stray dogs#bsd fanart#bsd chuuya#bsd kouyou#bsd nakahara chuuya#bsd kouyou ozaki#nawy's comics#i'm also gonna tag#the murase au#just so that all the sword adventures share a tag kdjfhkjg
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sequel to this ramble cause the way james talks bout the reduced cherik scenes throughout the xmen films in this video is making me want to kill people. 'we'll always have paris darling' what if we all blew up.
#xmen#xmen first class#xmen dofp#xmen apocalypse#xmen dark phoenix#cherik#snap chats#im gonna be sick ive rewatched this like five times#IM STILL PISSED AWF AND THEN HEARING HIS COMMENTARY ABOUT IT OUUUUGGHHHH#OOOH WHAT IF I THREW ROCKS#LIKE WHAT THE HELL WAS CUT. aside from that gorgeous 'where are you doing' scene in first class ofc BUT WHAT ELSE#im forced to believe there was a make-up and/or hate sex scene in dofp because wdym they were worried about censorship#LIKE WHAT. WHAT DID THEY CUT. CAUSE CENSORSHIP OVERSEAS IS ONLY FOR EXPLICITLY QUEER THINGS INNIT#maybe paris can be our always i hate it here NO I LOVE HOW THE PARIS BIT IS EVEN /THEIR/ COPE#LIKE PLEAAAAASSE im throwing up. maybe if i draw cherik ill feel better#on the real its genuinely so sad. like even outside of shipping this is still art being reduced#and what we have is still good but the thought that it coudlve been BETTER ...#again their connection is already good from what we have in the final but just ... the lost emphasis of it all if that makes sense#ESPECIALLY outside of first class and dofp- like their relationship really is so sparse in DP and apocalypse its so sad#i think what makes it esp sad is how upset james is about the cut material like its so nice that hes so invested in their relationship too#and its just gotta be so. Excuse Me What when youre told 'hey so your characters cant having a deeper relationship or we're fucked'#'even though the relationship between these two is one of the most fascinating aspects of this generation of xmen films'#is it so hard to want to see like .. even just an intimate 'friendship'. like would it be so bad to see them be so heartfelt#or even just bein a bit silly. or hell ill take them fighting again ANYTHING I BEG YOU the humanity between them is so important#LIKE PLEASE im gonna cope and seethe forever i fear#and when he said 'i thought 'its probably the last time we get to do this to each other'' :((((((((((((((((((((( shoot me#at least we'll always have paris ....
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#obx spoilers#outer banks#outer banks spoilers#{This is on par with that last season of How I Met Your Mother in levels of clownery from the writers.#And if you're like 'oh but Rudy wanted to leave!' 1) I DON'T BLAME HIM! SOME OF Y'ALL NEED TO TOUCH GRASS/HAVE SOME SHAME!#2) there was a way to write him him off of the show without killing him off. And a good writer could've done it.#and 3) I read an article that quoted the Pate's and they were pretty giddy about how JJ's real dad killing him was like SO evil of him#and he's SUCH an evil guy. And like… okay. Killing your own son is pretty evil. But also thanks I hate it you ass clowns!#Also if they try to make Kiara/Rafe happen next season I'll burn everything… though I honestly don't see myself watching season five of OBX#Like unless it starts out with JJ's death being a fever dream or something.#tldr: killing JJ was shitty and lazy writing. If you disagree argue with the wall}
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Me: *financially independent and uncomfortable accepting monetary help*
Also me: *fiercely anti-captalist and anti-rich people*
Still me: *staring wistfully at @theidiotwhowritesthings's sugar daddy!Joel Miller AU* I want one
#Joel Miller x reader#sugar daddy!joel miller#🎶guess who had car problems again 🎶#i guess tcoy!joel is specifically my anti-car anxiety blorbo#for real though he'd have a whole team of mechanics on call just for his family/friends#no phone tag with the towing company#no hold music everytime you call#regular updates so you're not left wondering all day#drop off service so you don't have to wait for your roommate to get home just so you can drive five minutes away to the shop#anyways it's been a bit of a week and i have my car back but i also have ✨ anxiety✨#and that bitch keeps poking me and asking if my car's rEaLlY fixed or if it's going to refuse to start and leave me stranded at work#missing tcoy!joel hours#time to reread!
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THEY'RE OUT!
socks the dillypillar and a hopeye are now available as plushies :)
here they are
they're both already about 10% funded and are the same price as previous ones
you can buy them until 22 days from now!! they ship december 14th this year
#i might get a hopeye...#they're both real cute though im so happy they came out with more#the next two i THINK might be rex and dys#if not those two then they might make it dys and sym (i just really want sym)#um but yeah rex and dys were the next top two people on the survey as of august 2023#but if it's not any of them. there are 2 others listed: tangent and a faceless#omg i'd totally buy a faceless.#but yeah!! those are the possible five!!#(in order of popularity as of august 2023: dys; rex; sym; tangent; faceless)#there are of course others listed but they are rather socks + the hopeye or they've already had their campaign#anyways!! go go buy your hopeye and/or dillypillar!!#posts!!#i was a teenage exocolonist#iwatex
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happy mochizuki monday, have a little doodle i made based on a convention i went to this past weekend :)
#persona 3#ryoji mochizuki#minato arisato#lizzy does art#as u can see i went as ryoji. because he's my favorite guy and i love to represent him.#but also i kind of regret it because oof. ima be real guys#ryoji mochizuki would not survive hawaii weather AT ALL it was like 27c 💀#anyway i was very thrilled to see that someone went and cosplayed minato...!#i have to say it was. so funny taking a picture with them and then making a drawing based on it because like#im an ant. as you can see. like. minato being taller than ryoji is lowkey cursed#i also saw sumi with joker (metaverse fit) + some guy wearing the yasogami high uniform...#there wasn't that much persona (as in three. there was plenty of five) but i did get a nice print of sees :D#and i got to walk around artist alley with some of my friends which made me really happy!! i love friend shrimp....#i wish i got to spend more time there but oof the heat got me beat 💀#but seriously though i cant stress enough how nice it was to spend time with friends i think hanging out with people is so swag...#i hope everyone can make positive and fun memories with people they care about :) happy mochizuki monday!!#i think about ryoji and minato 24/7 and i cant wait to draw them more again u have no idea how much i missed them...#they make drawing so fun for me they're the most guys ever <3
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Michael Afton knows the FNAF Mimic’s secret..
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#mimic#the mimic#michael afton#fnaf puppet#security breach#secret of the mimic#fnaf sister location#fallfest#I can’t believe I still haven’t drawn everything that was announced during the anniversary#IM GETTING around it it folks 😭 so much to draw!#it’s a good problem to have BAHAH#SO steelwool dropped a trailer for their new game!#the secrects of the mimic LETS GOO#like huge day for book truthers first off#second of all I’m glad we’re gonna get more info on the mimic in game#plus fallfest moment it was so real#WITH ALL of this I can’t wait to play it#ITS FUNNY though if the game is set in 1979 like the trailer hints#that means Michael could of totally met the mimic#NOT saying they will but just they could#and that would be so funny Michael upon meeting the mimic already knows em#Lil Michael caught the mimic while it was changing into costume oops!#also a smaller Michael design compared the one I usually draw before he got all moody#maybe that’s the mimics fault BAHAH
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May the Fourth be with you!
#This is extremely silly but I got this idea at midnight last night when I was trying to sleep#and I couldn't not executed once the seed was planted#Though I ran out of energy after doing five#And I wasn't sure what colours to use and felt bad Sano's picture wouldn't match because the blade part of his spear isn't in the picture#I'm sorry Shinsengumi I hope the real people these characters are based on aren't rolling in their graves because of me#Hakuoki#Hakumyu#Hakuouki#Also for people who actually have more than my very passing knowledge of Star Wars#I think there's some kind of meaning in the different light saber colours in the SW universe#but I don't know what that is so I just used the characters' colours#and for Kondou just what I thought looked good
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me and my sister looked through old videos wed record on our 2ds when we were little and god i genuinely started crying from how fucking funny they are
#I CANNOT STRESS THIS IT WAS NOT JUST TEARS I WAS. CRYING#FUCKING INSANE#ohhhhhhmy god though like ive known theyre goofy theyve always been something i come back to every once in a while cuz i just.#cannot watch them without laughing my ass off but like#GOD#we were so tiny and just Said Things and recorded them for god knows what reason its fucking insane#my faves are. two my sister made (she was like? five at the time) one where she just lists things off abt herself#and is like ‘i hope my sister doesnt watch this 😡’ and annunciates everything in this very particular way that just kills me everytime#ndanother where she just. doxxes herself. liteally just goes ‘my name is Firstname Lastname i live at adress my school is blank elementary.#and then this like four second video my brother recorded where my sister from a distance is like ‘if u wanna dance with me just come =D’ in#the sweetest happiest little voice ever and my brother just fucking screams ‘[NAME]. GRGGRGRGRG. I . WILL NOT. DANCE !!!!!! MMRRGHH’#I CANT EVEN PUT IT INTO WORDS ITS SO FUCKING#ITS LITERALLY PERFECT IT DOESNT FEEL REAL BUT I KNOW IT IS WE WERE JUST LIKE THAT#inquisitivewaltz.txt
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I have had it with these motherfucking spam bots on this motherfucking site.
#personal#tumblr stuff#vent post#spam bots#i've been getting like 1000 spam bot followers a day for the last few days and blocking them all is getting--dare i say--TEDIOUS#wake up. block 300 bots. go to work. come home and block 500 more bots. spend evening checking tumblr to block bots. it's becoming a chore#it's starting to feel like I offended the tumblr gods or something. this is ridiculous. but like hell will i let them win#i won't let my follower count be 50% bots. i feel like a deserve a tumblr badge or something for fending off so many bots.#tribble#the trouble with tribbles#a very apt metaphor i think for these bloody spam bots; block one and five more come to take its place#but upside: the spam bots are helping me compile a Rosetta Stone for the word 'Untitled'. woo#also if you just joined tumblr and want to follow me: for the love of god personalise your bloody blog#i don't care if you have a icon or a summary. if your blog and likes are empty i'm blocking you#because i don't trust empty blogs and i really don't have the time to sort out who's real or not right now#(though if the blog's offering free mp3s 'just click the link!' or is advertising US keto gold coast gummies i know for sure it ain't real)#but hey! good news to people who followed me in the last four days who haven't been blocked; you passed the blog captcha test#anyway just had to get this frustration out of my system; gonna go block some more bots now i guess. i'll be very happy when this stops
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My son is a deer in headlights and freezes at everything and anything and I love him for that
#fnaf#michael afton#five nights at freddy’s#the soup speaks#hes so me though#i wouldnt dodge the scooper even if i tried lol#real talk i love how he freezes at everythinf#he froze at the bite and he froze at the scooper#probably a coincidence but shhhh its canon to me
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