#fishpun

[godawfulhomestuckships]

Feferi x Jane

Possible shipname pulled from my ass: Life's a fish

[sapphiopuss]

sex sea. woUld that be attached to a nUdist beach?

[ringojonesproductions]

Another nice review of #underbloodlake If you’ve ever wanted to know what A cop like Dirty Harry might do when dropped into #hplovecraft Shadows Over Innsmouth check it out today! It’s funny, gory and a reel good time! #fishpuns #indieauthor #horrorbooks #horror #80s https://www.instagram.com/p/CniVIhssN_h/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[kaywavy]

THATS WHAT IM FUCKIN SAYIN

nobody called her fishka once in the entire comic

that’s bullshit

[randeeznuts]

Hii, I'm Randy or Rand!

(male, he/him)

I don't do much but reblog on this account, but I have an art account that I occasionally post on (requests are open, but slow), and a few roleplay blogs that I try to maintain!

If you're looking at this because you're confused on why I followed you, it was probably because you followed one of my blogs listed below!

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—@markthemannequin

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Active Fandoms:

— TF2

— Stardew Valley

— Blood in the Bayou

— Marble Hornets (and. Occasionally creepypasta?)

— Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

— Be More Chill

— Spies Are Forever

— Dialtown

— Regretevator

— Fallout

— Total Drama Island

— Homestuck 🙁

[serfuzzypushover]

HOW IS SOMEONE WHO ADDS FISHPUNS TO THEIR EVERY SENTENCE NEUROTYPICAL...

not only that but i wwould argue she has some trouble wwith empathy as wwell !

high sympathy loww empathy feferi for the wwin

[deeeshka-14]

INTRO/INFO POST!!!!!

hi!! fishPun here. !!ALWAYS LOOKING 4 MUTUALS, I LOVE U TUMBLR HOMESTUCK FANDOM!! my name is Gregory or Dishka, you can call me by both, i like em equally!!! i use he/they pronouns mostly, but you can go with anything except she/her because i dont like those. im a genderfluid!! still a minor, 15 years old. knight of hope from prospit btw i am like rlly sensitive sumtimez so please be nice, also im not a native english speaker so ask me if you dont understand wtf im trying to say. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- my main fandom is Homestuck(and Hiveswap), i mostly post about it, almost all the time, and i also mostly interact to HS related blogs!! some of my other fandoms i can remember is FNAF, Heathers, NNSG, RTC, and some more things i cant remember. you can ask me anytime tho! also i REALLY like SBAHJ. im also a furry but i rarely post abt it. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- please DNI if you're a pedo/zoo, racist or a queerphobe. if you're none of those then js dont be mean and we're chill }:) ---------------------------------------------------------------------- my content is mostly my silly little drawings or things i sew/glue together/etc etc, but sometimes i do textposts with my thoughts! i dont have any specific tags, only useful tag here is "not homestuck" but i started to use it quite recently so you can't find alot of things with it rn }:') ---------------------------------------------------------------------- i wanna mention that i have a side blog(@dollfxxker88), i rarely post here and it's about weird shit abt puppets, so you can not interact to it if you dont wanna. i started it just because i wanna put these thoughts somewhere and im putting it here now just because i feel more comfortable when blogs r connected. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- feels like i told everyfin i should tell for now!!! tried to keep it short but i am really unable to just go and re-do it into being short, sorry if it's too much text. love u guys!!! glub glub

[marinaraimpasta]

Thinking about a certain parallel between Jane and Jake vs Meenah and Cronus. That time jane got mad at jake for using shucks buster and how meenah got mad at cronus for using fishpuns. like i am sniffing something here but i will sit on it more considering the former (Jane and Jakes whole thing)

Edit: Both meenah and jane are life players and jake and cronus are hope wow duh the connection is there

[pesterloglog]

Meenah Peixes, Meulin Leijon

Act 6, page 5308

MEENAH: so tell me

MEENAH: what exactlys the bullshit reason you cant join me to go fight lord bad guy

MEULIN: (^._.^) < YOU WANT ME TO GO FIGHT _THAT GUY_ WITH YOU???

MEULIN: (^･o･^) < OH BUT I DO NOT THINK THAT WILL BE FLEASIBLE...

MEENAH: noooooo shit

MEULIN: (=^‥^=) < I DON'T WANT TO COMPLETELY WASH MY PAWS OF THE IDEA, BUT I JUST HAVE SO MANY BALLS OF YARN IN THE AIR RIGHT NOW.

MEULIN: ＼(=^‥^)/ < SO MANY POTENTIAL SHIPS TO JUGGLE. A BUSY HYPOTHETICAL MATCHMAKER'S JOB IS NEVER DONE!

MEENAH: that isnt anything even close to resemblin a real responsibility

MEULIN: (=^･ｪ･^=) < I DON'T WANT YOU TO THINK I DON'T GIVE A LICK ABOUT JOINING YOUR FIGHT, BUT I JUST DON'T THINK I WILL BE VERY USEFUL!

MEULIN: ~(=^‥^)ノ < BY THE WAY, "LICK" WAS A SUBTLE CAT PUN.

MEENAH: dunno it doesnt sound like you give much a carp about anyfin that isnt shipping or sayin cat things

MEENAH: btw "sound" was a subtle pun pertainin to oceanic geography

#also #'carp' is a fish #and 'anyfin' is just a thing i say all the time duh

MEULIN: (^・ω・^ ) < COME OOOOOOOOON M33NAH, DON'T YOU WANT TO RELAX JUST A NIP BEFORE YOU GO RIGHT OFF TO ROUGHHIVE SOME MORE?

MEULIN: (^･o･^) < I HEARD YOU HAVE TAKEN A K33N INTEREST IN KANKRI'S ANCESTOR.

MEENAH: sunnuva fish

MEULIN: ヽ(^‥^=ゞ) < WELL, M33NAH? IS THAT TRUE?

#HMMM?????????

MEENAH: even if it was true

MEENAH: which it is the very definition of AINT

MEENAH: how the shit could you have even heard something like that already

#not literally heard #w ur ears #yaknowatimean

MEULIN: (=^ω^=) < H3333333! IT'S TRUE, I JUST KNOW IT!!!!!!!!!

MEULIN: (=ｘェｘ=) < _DIES_

#*IS DEAD*

MEENAH: yes please do that

MEULIN: ヾ(=ﾟ･ﾟ=)ﾉ < DO YOU WANT ME TO SET YOU UP WITH HIM? BEFORE YOU SAY NO, I URGE YOU NOT TO UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF MY ROMANTIC SORCERIES.

MEULIN: (^･o･^)ﾉ < YOU HAVE B33N OUT OF THE LOOP FOR A LONG TIME, SO YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT KIND OF MIRACLES HAVE B33N WROUGHT BY THE MAGE OF HEART!

MEULIN: (=^-ω-^=) < NOW, BEFORE I WORK MY MAGIC, WE SHOULD GET ONE THING CLEAR. IS YOUR YEARNING RED OR BLACK?

MEULIN: (=ＴωＴ=) < I AM ONLY ASKING TO BE ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN, BUT METHINKS THERE IS BARELY ANY DOUBT ABOUT IT. SOMMMEONE IS WAXING SCARLET FOR A LOUD, YOUNGER KANKRI, HMMMMMMMMM?

MEENAH: leijon

MEENAH: are you readin my lips

MEENAH: pretend you can hear me and that im saying this so loud your kittycat ears hurt

MEENAH: shhhut thhhe fuuuuck uuup

MEULIN: (^･ω･^)

MEENAH: dont set me up with anemonebouy kay

#anemonebouy #<<how fishpuns be DONE #bouyeah

MEENAH: just keep it in your friendfics

MEENAH: write about us doin it or whatever just S)(UT UP

MEULIN: (^･o･^) < OHHH. G333. EMMM.

MEULIN: (=^･^=) < I HAVE THE _BEST_ IDEA FOR A FIC LIKE THAT.

MEULIN: ~(=^‥^)ノ < BUT DON'T WORRY, MY POLICKSY WITH SUCH LICENTIOUS MATERIAL IS THE SAME AS IT'S ALWAYS B33N. I WILL NOT SHOW A SOUL UNTIL I HAVE SHOWN IT TO YOU AND THE YOUNGER VANTAS, AND YOU BOTH APPURRVE. I PROMISE!!!

MEENAH: yay another worthless conversation under ma belt!

#belt w a bedazzled fuchsia strap and a solid gold buckle

MEENAH: TIM-E TO BOUNC-E

[mothpurr]

i did it. and i didnt even krill myshellf.

i am about to try to do my laundry. for fuck's sake someone please praise me after.

[imrowanartist]

Ooooooo!! Is 'Fishing for a better life' about THE FISHMAN? Purgill needs more fishpuns and jokes in his life! <3

Of course it's about the Fishman 😏

It's the snippet I started writing a while back, about how he meets Nash for the first time. I haven't had much time to write though, so I haven't it continued it yet.

But here's a little bit of what I have so far:

“Can you hand the comm to ba’vodu Nova for a moment, Gup?” Purrgil interrupted her, listening as she yelled her uncle’s name. There was a shuffling sound and in the background he could hear his brother’s toddler babbling. She was getting big, stringing together actual sentences already.

The comm crackled before Nova's voice broke though.

"Hey, vod. Heard you're out late tonight?"

"Yeah, emergency comm from Corr and Mereel." Purrgil sighed, "I'm on my way there now, no idea how long it's gonna take."

"They say who?"

"Of course not," he grumbled, "Walking in blind, as usual with those di'kute."

"I assume you would like me to keep an eye on Jill?"

"Yeah, that'd be great, thanks. I don't know if we're gonna have to go to the clinic. I don't know anything."

[aaaackg]

gonna try to complete mermay this year. i've tried those draw-a-thing-each-day type dealies before and ive always wound up FLOUNDERING, HAHA! fishpun

but yea, gonna try an' go super-low effort on this one, that way ill be able to SEAL the deal, HAHA!!!! aquatic mammal pun

[29pageshomestuckeveryday]

Homestuck, page 3,333

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Author commentary: Well, I tried. When Tavros went splat on the ground behind Terezi, he also got a "DEAD" label. You could write that off as a one-shot gag. This sort of cements it as a tradition, though. One I work very hard to keep alive, even as everyone and everything else starts kicking the bucket. Does it somewhat diminish the gravity and emotional impact of character death? I suppose. But it's nothing that flopping lifelessly backwards into a big pile of honking clown horns can't make just a little worse. Also, before we cry too many fucking rivers about the untimely departure of Princess Fishpun, let's try to remember we already saw her ghost. We knew this was going to happen and were told to watch out for it in a spooky way. So, here it is. Actually, it's almost comforting in a sense, and I'm not just saying that because both you and my dead youth pastor are quietly beginning to suspect I'm borderline sociopathic.

[zwoelffarben]

Typing quirks haves internally consistant rules, and this is willy-nilly piecemeal nonsense substitution. If this were a typing quirk might read like:

You speak with a b3aut!fully 3xo!t— v!o— but la—k th3 s3lf-—onf!d3n— to sp3ak —l3arly, —aus!ng you to mumbl3 som3t!m3s. • • • H3's a 10 but... H3 !s a s3r!al unal!v3r who d!gs up h3r d3ad 3x to hav3 a d—k m3asur!ng —ont3st. Th3n h3 —uts h!m to p—s !n front of h3r to prov3 h3's th3 only on3 for h3r...

where the rules are i→! , e→3, and [!3]*c[!3]* → — . (Rules that can't be expressed by regular expressions are also allowed, eg 'make every fishpun you can think of' but they still need to be internally consistant).

If you ain't committing to le bit, it ain't a typing quirk.

This is very important to us for no reason.

booktok videos should be categorized as some sort of threat to public health

[factober]

Some funny jokes and puns for the day!

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired! 😂 #BikeHumor #PunnyJokes

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta! 🍝😆 #PastaPuns #FoodHumor

Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! 😜 #ScienceJokes #ChemistryHumor

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️ #AnimalJokes #PunnyHumor

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾😆 #FarmHumor #PunnyJokes

What do you call a fish that wears a bowtie? Sofishticated! 🐟🎀 #FishPuns #AnimalHumor

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite! 🦈❄️ #WinterHumor #PunnyJokes

Why don't ants get sick? Because they have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜😂 #InsectJokes #PunnyHumor

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus! 🦕📖 #DinoHumor #PunnyJokes

Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems. 😢 #MathJokes #PunnyHumor

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧❄️ #AnimalJokes #PunnyPuns

[serfuzzypushover]

meenah is a lesbifin solely because you can make a better fishpun out of it

real and true! i personally see her as lesbian in red rom and homoflexible in black rom Σ:]