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Half-Life 2: Curse of the Were-Rabbit
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the gruesome tallow wizards fuel their sorceries by burning up their very own bodies. They are constantly on the lookout for more mass to add to their bodies, and with many dreadful magicks at their disposal both their diet, and means of eating, can become quite varied. in order to feed they may: -suck all the sap out of trees through their fingernails -full body tackle a cow, assimilating it into their body like an amoeba would -make small animals rot down into a liquid, which will trickle towards their wizard mouths
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The evil flying warriors have taken control of the castle
The evil flying warriors fall from the sky in great eggs fired from the great cannon of the great unseen mountain. The eggs are grown by evil wizards
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the minimum of crabs, barley a crustacean at all
the crab of crabs, supreme crustacean.
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the Gumbwle's rubbery head is mostly hollow, and filled with a noxious soup that slowly corrodes it's several free floating brains. the fumes expelled from the Gumbwles blowhole in this process are infused with it's own vapid thoughts and will turn anyone who breathes them into an utter dullard. when prey is stupified in this manner they make for easy prey, as the Gumbwle slurps out their brains and adds it to its own festering collection.
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“The sound of a thousand frog songs in the night leads to a single source.”
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The gibberdunce, dreaded scourge of the old mud land. It buries its body, keeping watch of the stars with its four sky-turned eyes. If it is disturbed from its vigil, the stars will take advantage of the lack of adult supervision and crash to the ground.
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