#ahahaha thats genius :3

[calyssmarviss]

911 reaction - DUMB LUCK

spoilers ahead!

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- begone, ads

- that penthouse call was the dumbest thing, like, how did they not think for a sec that this would happen??? Morons

- HOLD ON

- I’M COMING

- well her husband didn’t

- that eddie/christopher scene went from adorable to horrifying so fast i am crying

- buck recruited bobby!!!! and it makes so much sense!!!

- that song over that gay dude scene i am laughing (it’s, uh, the music, ya know, inevitably makes me think of… well, ya know)

- begone, ads

- you guys were so right about jonah

- karen!!! She’s right, the physics on this one are questionable at best

- hymne a la joie.

- lady, can you, like, ride on the right of your fucking lane??? You deserved what you got. And i say this as someone who either walks or bikes.

- begone, ads!!!

- kind of a karen, isn’t she

- oh, buck’s here. working the same shift as chimney. still haven’t seen them interact. mhhhh.

- i don’t trust this eddie/chris kitchen scene 😑

- okay that’s one’s real

- oh honey no.

- never! that’s what i said!

- oh no jee :/

- oh fuck off, ads

- ahahaha my stream died on me in the middle of therapy but eddie/buck parallel anyone? I mean he’s like i could have done something to keep the chopper from going down like buck… idk? thought he could have caught the bullet for eddie?

- so yeah no idea how the eddie/buck convo starts :(

- yay jee’s okay!

- tho what she got sounds really gross

- OH NO

- I’m writing those notes during ad breaks so the only thing on my mind rn is buck’s face when hen says i wonder how many people we inadvertently saved by saving someone else

- he’s thinking about eddie i just know it

- oh wait athena questionning her career????

- quit your job babe <3

- lol i thought mw wasn’t in this. since she wasn’t credited in the synopsis. too bad. oh well, she was there for a very short time and half of it was for a good cause. also i totally thought of her when lucy mentioned reporters. 10 points to me.

- stuff her boyfriend doesn’t want her to know and all that

- oh thats how he found out!

- oh you sneaky sneak. baiting eddie into more therapy through chris

- i gasped so loud when they bumped arms that’s the buddie brain rot

- buck stealing frank’s lines again

- see eddie? can’t feel guilty about being the lone survivor because without you tones of people would be dead, or, like, would be still in the hands of their abusive parents.

- so yeah buck’s a genius actually

[snickiebear]

snickie, i feel like my imagination doesn’t do ur work justice 🤯🤯🤯 thank u for that update on OL&W ❤️

this is probably the most bloodthirsty i have seen shika... and i didnt expect to like dark shikamaru lol! he’s always been such dorky but sexy smarty pants strategist to me, i could not have imagined him to be characterized the way u did!! but i L O V E it! it’s always nice to explore more into what characters could be and i can’t wait to get to know this shika as we go along ❤️

but of course, how can i forget the beloved queen sakura and her bomb entrance into the battlefield!!! akshshnsjsdhdh!!!!! i had to take a pause on that one to make sure the picture in my head was worthy of the badassery... and the havoc she wreaks ohmygod MORE!!! the voice in my head really went “yas gurl yas!!!” that i had to question myself why i was enjoying the violence so much 😂😂😂 must be #snickiebearsorcery

speaking of sorcery!!!!! u dropped so many fics/updates in such a short span of time and u dont see it but im now prostrating myself in worship 🙇🏻‍♀️ thank u for feeding us, your excellency 🥰 i mean??? sai was so freakin cute i wish he’d wear the ugly sweater at least once... or maybe they can all wear it as a family just to blind konoha with the sight 🤣🤣🤣 and that yakuza sakura was *chef’s kiss* because protective sakura is unstoppable sakura 🤘🏼

as always, im breathless and even more amazed by you and your work! ur AUs are hella cool and i just want u to know that u inspire me to think out of the box and push my imagination to the limits. i could not be more grateful that u are u and that u chose to share these wonderful pieces with us is a freaking blessing in this otherwise terrible reality 🥺

P.S. i almost fainted on the OL&W side note asdffghlslla please i adore u more

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🐱!!!!!!! HIIII!!

as always, i am so so happy to see you in my inbox!!! i hope you’re doing great and having a wonderful week!!!! chapter 2 has been waitin to be uploaded since i put up the prologue and chapter 1, AND chapter 3 is half way done so i went “fuck it let them eat cake” AHAHAHA

YESS BLOODTHIRSTY SHIKA!!!! this is just the beginning of it all, this is where everything begins to kick off and i am so, so EXCITED to write the rest of it and share it with you guys!!!! exploring these characters and putting them into new worlds, and drastic situations is so incredibly fun, its one of the best part of AUs in my opinion LMAO

THE SAKURA ENTRANCE. FUCK YES. that scene has been in my head forEVER. the entire war part of that chapter was what ive been waiting to write for the longest time and i was so hype to get to the SAKURA PART. because, well, i love her and she’s a total badass. don’t worry, from this chapter out we’ll be seeing a whole LOT more badass saku and its going to be great (hopefully.)

this is goin to sound to weird but i’m so glad im getting you to enjoy the violence of this fic, its honestly part of the fun, at least, in my opinion. AND LMFAOOOO #SNICKIEBEARSORCERY PLSSS IM LAUGHING SO HARD THATS GENIUS 

AAAA YEAH i felt kind of bad cause i just went on a posting spree lately (first with breaking up Come Meet Me In The Garden and then finally putting up other things ive written LMAO) and probably flooded a few people’s inboxes so, whoopsy sorry guys! AAAA IM SO GLAD YOU ENJOYED THAT SWEATER ONE HAHAHA i thought it was absolutely hilarious and had those small underlines of seriousness that i adore so much. AND YESS PROTECTIVE SAKURA. she’s a baddie, i love her. and a BAMF tatted saku??? YESSS.

🐱 , i am in the CRYING CLUB. i am just so happy you enjoy my writing enough to come here and write all of this and just to interact with me. thank you so much for your words and honesty and just your enjoyment. it is such an honor to know that my writing is making you think out of the box and that it exerciseses your imagination. thank you so much, 🐱 . 

P.S i ADORE YOU!!! MWAH!!!! 

[sarohara]

Stranger: m

You: You first

You: to say hey

Stranger: hey lol

You: ahhaha jk

You: Hey, how u doing?

You: im f btw

Stranger: cool im good just bored you?

You: Well, everyone's bored on omegle so..what's new right?

You: Im good as well

Stranger: haha true

You: May i ask ur name?

Stranger: Adam you?

You: Hey Adam, how's life?

You: ahahaha

You: Im Sarah

Stranger: nice to meet you :) its okay not great not awful

You: Oh it's a balance then

You: nice meeting u :)

Stranger: hahaha covid sucks but again what else is new right?

You: ahahahhaha yeeea right

You: Life sucks rn

You: But i hope it gets a lil bit better.

You: one day.

Stranger: same :( It has to haha

You: Hopefully :)

You: Wyd now?

Stranger: just school wbu?

Stranger: well not rn

Stranger: its 5 50 am here

Stranger: and thanksgiving lol

You: Oh online classes right? I hate it

You: Oooh 5:50am?

You: Wow, too early

Stranger: yeah im in california. couldn't sleep

You: yeaaa happy thanksgiving :) r u gonna do today?

You: Oh california, gotcha

Stranger: nm maybe play football and just eat hahaha you?

You: Eat is the best one right

You: Im not gonna do anything at all

Stranger: nice sometimes its good to just chill

Stranger: where you from?

You: Yea, i'm always doing this ahaha

You: i'm brazilian

Stranger: oh very cool :)

You: Yea :))

You: Hey, lemme show u a song

Stranger: ok

You: hold up

Stranger: ok haha

You: should i send the link or name?

Stranger: either one!

You: oke

You: name then

You: idk you yet by alexander 23

Stranger: listening now

You: it's a really good song and I just wanted to show this incredible masterpiece to the all world ahaha but it's not possible, sadly

You: i don't even know if u'll like it, but i hope so

Stranger: I love it actually

Stranger: my kinda music for sure

You: oh my gawd, i'm so happy.

You: ahahhaha

Stranger: thank you that made my day better

You: no, thank YOU

You: :))

Stranger: hahaha music is the best honestly

You: u mean, music is the best thing in the whole world? yea ikr. it's just perfect.

You: or u mean, that one..?

Stranger: I mean music in general

Stranger: but that song is excellent

You: oooh yeaa!!!

Stranger: already added to my spotify

You: it's my favorite thing in the whole world. music.

You: Aw :))

You: well, your turn.

Stranger: hahaha okay hold on

You: take your time

Stranger: as much as I ever could - city and color

You: oh, it's an old one

You: I mean, that's cool

You: listening now

Stranger: its one of my faves

You: oh shoot. this intro is just awesome.

Stranger: right?

You: ooohh that's so beautiful. idk, just hitts different u know. I genuinely love it.

Stranger: good im glad I could send a good one back :)

You: Aw, yea, it's freaking good :)

You: hey, wyd on omegle? u shouldn't be here ahaha nah im kidding

Stranger: hahaha I just go with the flow you know? california hippy :)

You: yea?😂

You: ahahhaha i get that. california hippy.

Stranger: thats me for sure

Stranger: what are you doing here hahaha

You: Guess what

You: I'm bored 😂

Stranger: lollll shocker hahahaha

You: And i just wanted to talk to someone. idk.

You: ahahahhahaha

You: no kidding!

You: lmao

Stranger: anything in particular you want to talk about ? :)

You: well, i mean , i guess anything in particular. Just talk about randomly things. u know.

You: killing time.

Stranger: yeah no I feel you for sure :)

You: Oh good to know that i'm not alone, im not the only one 😂

Stranger: it gets lonely with all online shit

You: Yea for real...everything's so complicated now.

Stranger: I know :(

You: I wish I had someone to blame sometimes ahah

Stranger: I know what you mean but at least its fucked up for everyone

You: Yea but if i could i would take all this shit just for me u know

Stranger: for sureeee I know what you mean but you can't bear that big of a burden alone

You: Yea ik ur right. but at least that would be 1000x easier.

You: I guess so. but anyways, there's nothing that i can do or anyone else.

Stranger: yeah :( no just be in it together and try to spread good vibes

You: yeah that's the point :))

Stranger: :)

You: hey, what about The Girl?

You: I mean, by city and colour

Stranger: love that one too

Stranger: they have some incredible songs

Stranger: the lead singers name is Dallas green thats where the band name comes from but he's a genius

You: Oooh wow, wise man huh ahah

You: It was really genius.

You: Nice pun I would say lmao

Stranger: I know his music just hits different

You: Yea. it feels like ur in 1999 traveling the world with someone.

Stranger: yeah its so calming :)

You: Pretty smooth aha :)

Stranger: makes me feel like the worlds gonna be okay ahaha

You: do u know more than one? please tell me, i need to escape there.

You: ahahha just kidding

Stranger: hahahaha

You: but yea, that's the power of music, it's like the whole world doesn't exist. just u & melody. and everything's gonna be okay. whatever it takes.

Stranger: its honestly pretty intimate sharing your favorite stuff with someone

You: Yaaaaas! it's really special, i would say. people usally don't wanna talk about stuff like that.

Stranger: honestly it gets deep for sure

You: Is that bad? should i stop to say these things or something?

Stranger: no no not at all :)

You: sorry, i'm a typist one. as u can see.

You: ahahha ooooh okay

Stranger: what do you look like?

You: u mean, physically?

Stranger: yeah

You: i'm brunette. brown eyes. 5''3. like that? ahahaha

Stranger: yeah you sound beautiful :)

You: oh thank u ahaha i guess.

You: what about u?

Stranger: 6 2 brown hair blue green eyes

You: Oh you're tall huh. and u sound cute. btw

Stranger: thanks :)

You: no problem :))

You: what time is it now?

Stranger: 6 42

You: almost an hour since the last time right

Stranger: yeah hahaha

You: time flies lmao

Stranger: it does for sure should I let you go?

You: good question.

You: nah, im kidding.

You: u shoudn't.

You: ahaha

You: just if u want to.

Stranger: not that I want to haha I just might go sleep soon

You: oh!!! sure sure. it's up to u.

Stranger: sorry haha I just have to get ready for bed and stuff and got kinda h

You: Oh

You: I get that

You: typing something?

Stranger: oh I was waiting it seemed like you were haha

Stranger: are you at all?

You: if i was typing? nah i wasn't. actually, i was waiting ahahah

Stranger: waiting for?

Stranger: oh for my typing?

You: oh my gawd ahahah yea exactly

You: but nvm

Stranger: no tell me hahaha

You: tell what? i was just waiting for ur typing. that's so confusing aahaha

Stranger: never mind hahaha were not on the same page hahahaha

You: def we're not ahahah

You: anyways. that's it, i guess so.

You: u have to go, right.

Stranger: alright it was nice talking to you :) yeah im sorry hahaha I got h

You: aight, nice meeting u as well