#first wife to adam

[blackkatdraws2]

[Toon x Mobster] They like their toons

[AUDIO USED:]

The Nutcracker, Op. 71, Act II_ No. 13, Waltz of the Flowers Sound Effects edited by me!

[baddieladdie]

'Well, your first wife didn't seem to hate what I had to offer, or the second.'

I gotta share what my husband said about this! I was upset at first (because I luv the Lucifer x Lilith ship). He pointed out that Lucifer wasn't referring to dicking down Adam's second wife, but the sharing of the apple (Fruit of knowledge)!

If you listen to the opening of episode 1, it breaks this down:

"So he watched as the angels began to expand the universe in their ways. From the dust of Earth, they created Adam and Lilith. Equals as the first of mankind, but despite this, Adam demanded control and Lilith refused to submit to his will. She fled the garden. Drawn in by her fierce independence, Lucifer found her and the two rebellious dreamers fell deeply in love. Together, they wished to share the magic of free will with humanity, offering the fruit of knowledge to Adam's new bride, Eve, who gladly accepted."

So I'm pretty sure this lil guy is still the Gomez to Lilith's Morticia.

[misty79]

LUCIFER!!!!!! THIS ENTIRE SCENE IS SO AMAZING I CANT STOP REWATCHING IT

[checkertrains]

I need more M art, he’s so pookie in a way I can’t explain I need his hand in marriage rn. He can make a doll using my hair just please😭🙏

M appreciate your love! He will collect the hair for the doll in a later date for sure🙏.

although a certain someone is judging you hard because of your taste in men/angel(?), he’s definitely not bitter someone actually like M enough to ask for his hand in marriage lmao

[isfjmel-phleg]

I want the sheer chutzpah of my friend's husband, who, despite admittedly having never paid attention in English classes, has decided to write a Tom Clancy ripoff -style novel, has 41,000 words, and expects to complete it at 100,000 by April and seek publication.

[drawlody]

5m doodle turn serious x my blorbos x cn palette

Alts

[th4tc4t]

No matter how much I like radioapple, adamsapple will always be funny, because

[marejadilla]

Felicia Feldman, “Lilith” (Symbolism and allegory) + details, oil on panel. (A subjective look into Lilith, the first wife of Adam).  Finalist in the @beautifulbizarremagazine Art Prize 2024. Was born on 1984 in Taegu, South Korea. She currently resides in Greenwich, CT. Started painting again in 2018.

[thret-rhett]

Adam, Eve, and Lilith. they’re my ocs now more lore in tags

[randomapplekey]

I was working on Hermitcraft animatic but then saw an animatic of The Amazing Digital Circus, which inspired me to make a Hazbin Hotel animatic.

(I told my friend imma make a quick stickman animatic just so I can show them my idea)

[kazbrown]

Adam heaved a relieved sigh as he and Cain hauls the latest kill for their dinner tonight.

As they head to their hut, Adam sees he's precious one true ( and as far as he's concerned) loving wife waving at them while smiling brightly. Seeing this lovely sight, Adam throws the dead saber tooth tiger at Cain, causing him to yelp at the suddenness and weight.

The First Man and Mother of Humanity share a loving embrace, completely unaware of Cain having an annoyed look on his face, but quickly turns into a mischievous smile as he sees the dead prehistoric tigers fang broke off.

Adam: The best husband and father ever is back baby!

Eve: ( giggles at her husband's antics ) How's your hunting with Cain go, Honeybear?

Adam: Eh, kid did good. He's definitely better than how he started out.

Eve: Addy.....he was five when you tried to teach Cain and Aclima hunting.

Adam: Still, it's going to be a looooong time before he gets as good as m-!

Adam suddenly stops and screams manly ( read: yelps shrilly ) loudly as he jumps in pain. Eve gasps at her husband's pain before she hears the source problem.

Her sweet first son Cain laughing as he points and mocks at his father's pain while Adam tries to pull out the saber tooth tiger's fang on his butt.

Adam sees Cain and immediately two-and-two together, he immediately decides to discipline his son.

Adam: ( angry ) WHY YOU LITTLE! ( quickly grabs Cain by the throat and proceeds to strangle him ) I'll teach you to make fun of your father's pain!

Cain: ( choking) Ha-h-a Ha! W-worth i-it!

Eve: ( horrified) Adam! Stop that! Put him down NOW!

Adam, not wanting his usual kindhearted wife angry at him, he quickly let's go of Cain, who rubs his neck.

Eve: How many times do I have to tell you, Adam? No strangling Cain! No matter how much he makes you upset!

Adam looks down, embarrassed. Cain hides his snickering at his father being chastised. But Eve quickly put a stop to that.

Eve: Don't think your off the hook, Cain! ( Cain's smirk swiftly turns into a cringe look at his mother's anger at him ) You shouldn't have done that to your father! You could have seriously hurt him!

Eve gives them both a disappointed look, which to them is almost worse than her angry.

Adam and Cain: ( chastised) Sorry, Eve/Mom.

Eve sighs at her two troublesome boys as they send poorly hidden mocking faces at each other while they walk into their shared hut with their quarry.

Eve: ( hopeful ) Well, I hope at least they'll get along better in the future!

******

Present Day

A Sinner Adam is violently strangles his son, who is also a Sinner, at the Hazbin Hotel.

Adam: You fucking cheating, little shit! I know you were distracting me!

Cain: ( chokes ) No-ot my f-ault you s-s-suck at video g-games, Old T-timer!

Adam: I don't suck! You suck, First Failure!

Cain: W-what a c-comp-pling a-agrument, First M-man-C-child!

Charlie looks on at this, upset at this violent ( and unfortunately recurring ) action, she turns to Eve, who is just drinking her tea calmly.

Charlie: Um, excuse me, Miss Eve?

Eve: ( smiles ) Please, dear! We're practically family at this point. Just call me Aunt Eve or Mama Eve!

Charlie: (smiles uneasy) R-right! Well, Mama Eve, do you think either one of us should stop that?

Eve: My dear future daughter-in-law, I've been trying to pry my beloved husband and my darling sweet boy apart for centuries. At this point, mainly due to Cain's curse, it's pointless at this point.

Eve and Charlie watch as Cain retains enough strength to proceed to choke Adam back.

Eve: ( smiles warmly, unconcerned) Honestly, I think this is fun to them now!

[fictionadventurer]

The fun part of digging into history from multiple different sources is that you start to piece together information about people across different eras, until history starts to feel like a massive crossover event involving surprise guest stars.

For example:

The book about Lincoln's Cabinet presents William Seward as the expected Republican candidate for the 1860 election. As they discuss his backstory I'm like, "Oh, he's Seward the anti-slavery New York Whig who influenced Zachary Taylor." And then they mention Seward becomes Lincoln's Secretary of State.

And I'm like

Wait a minute...

SEWARD'S FOLLY???

HE'S BEEN THE ALASKA MAN THIS WHOLE TIME???

An emergency trip to Wikipedia confirmed that he was. Which feels much stranger than it probably should, but in high school, all the Alaska stuff was presented as completely separate from the Civil War, so it's taken me a long time to put the pieces together. Still kind of fun to make connections like that, though.

[primordialruin]

She is called the ruination of the world - when you have a perfectly ordered world that you question, the bricks just sorta start to fall unless you impose tyranny and do your best to silence the accuser (she is also called the accuser and also a quarrelsome woman, much like Satan/Lucifer is - this is from the sacred texts in the Zohar).

What does the Zohar also say? I'm paraphrasing, but it's along the lines of "she didn't run away from man, she was meant to be taken away from Adam and give Eve instead"

Vayikra: Verse 320

In ancient books, it has been said that LILIT fled from Adam before that, NAMELY BEFORE EVE WAS PREPARED. We did not understand it this way, because this female, LILIT, was with him. As long as this woman, EVE, was not made to be with Adam, LILIT was with him. When EVE was designed to be with him, LILIT fled to the sea, destined to harm the world.

Bereshit A: Verse 417

LILIT was not "a help to match him," as it is written, "but for the man there was not found a help to match him" (Ibid. 18). What does this mean? IT MEANS SHE WAS AN EVIL KLIPAH AND HE COULD NOT TRUST HER. SHE STAYED WITH HIM until that time, of which it is written: "It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him a helpmate to match him" (Ibid.). FOR THEN SHE WAS TAKEN AWAY FROM HIM. Come and behold: Adam was the last BEING TO BE CREATED. Therefore, he had to come into the world as a complete being. THIS IS WHY LILIT HAD TO BE TAKEN AWAY FROM HIM AND EVE GIVEN TO HIM INSTEAD.

It's interesting that the sources contradict themselves, then again it was written by multiple rabies.

[kopifurann]

Arthur growing tits in the gangsta series mean he's being breed and carrying Francis' child. Wonderful.

[pearlsdiamondsandvodka]

so no anathema device???

[ohthisisgonnasuck]

Politics this & that... Fuck, I'm worried, but also what about Melania? That poor woman was just trying to be a trophy wife & got this shit-show.