#first of all she's cute and extremely lovable

[zincbot]

uhoh! girl!

[ashdreams2023]

Hi! Am new here, when you have the time, can you write lucius malfoy x crybaby housewife, like shes very sensitive and overthinks about making him upset but in reality lucius finds her little actions and mannurisms cute and lovable? (Ik its very specific and i have horrible grammar)

Been a hot minute since I wrote for hp thanks for the ask!

Lucius Malfoy x crybaby housewife (sensitive)

First off this marriage was arranged so you got that going on

He can tell immediately that you feel extremely nervous and just want to make everybody proud and don’t want to upset him

He finds in endearing

"Beautiful beautiful girl relax, it’s only a few days in France, I will be back in one piece"

You worry too much it makes him worried

Sends you lots of gifts, like what’s your favorite Candy that makes your face eyes light up with excitement?

You will find boxes delivered to the house till you’re sick of it

Doesn’t like to see your tears but understands how overwhelming it may be to try to contain all your emotions

Tries to never raise his voice at you even if he’s not in the brightest of moods

Your little acts of kindness to him do leave him breathless at times though

"What do you mean you fed the peacocks and picked all the fallen feathers to make pillows?!"

"I knew you’ll hate I’m so sorry-" "No! I love it!"

He really likes to spoil you, so expect things like taking a day or two off from work to just spend extra time with when he notices you’ve been a little gloomy all alone at home

Goodness even the house elves have to make sure you don’t overwhelm yourself when something doesn’t go as planned

If you remember the small things about him, the things no one really pays attention too, then he’s all yours and no one can say otherwise

Makes sure to spend birthdays together, no matter how busy he is

"You don’t have to do this, what about work and-" "stop hurting your pretty little head with such nonsense"

Actually tries to be decent to the house elves just because they seem to be the only company you have

One time you tried to surprise him at work and he just couldn’t let you leave because in his own words "you came all this way to surprise and you expect me to let you go away this easily my dear?"

The way you smile when he comes back to the mansion, it just lights up his entire day, no matter how shitty is was

Absolutely adores your antics and takes pride in seeing you being the center of attention

"Am i making a good impression?"

"You’re perfection it self"

[ladyloveandjustice]

My Top 12 Favorite Anime of 2023 (and more)!

This was a great year for anime, so here's a long list of my top 12 (including some bonus great anime). If you get tired of clicking the review links, check out my anime overview collection for all of them here.  You can also check out my list of favorite manga here!

Some of these are ongoing, so consider those only a review of the first cour-- no official endorsement on the rest because it hasn't aired yet!

Mobile Suit Gundam: The Witch From Mercury (Season 2)

When I listed G-Witch in last year's top anime list, I prayed the show wouldn't betray me. Fortunately, it didn't! Though the final half of the show was a bit rushed, it remained must-see, compelling sci-fi full of exciting twists and turns. And I adore the well developed romance between the robot-piloting protagonist and precious girl, Suletta, and her fierce fiancé, Miorine.  Whether you’re here for starcrossed queer lovers, robots wrecking each other, tense battles between opposing political factions, or morally-horrifying moms on a revenge spree, you’re in for a treat.

See my full review here.

Yuri is my Job!

Hime is roped into working at a cafe where the waitresses playact as students of the fictional all girl’s school from a beloved novel series. However, Hime finds her co-worker, Mitsuki, has an inexplicable grudge against her. Thus begins a tangled web of romance and wounded feelings among the girls in the cafe! Yuri is My Job seems like a fun comedy boasting a cast full of quirky lesbians, but then reveals itself to be a complicated and fascinating examination of performance- as it intersects with queerness, girlhood,  and the desire to be “likeable” and “cute". It's top-tier lesbian drama full of fraught relationships and it's absolutely worth a watch.

See my full review here.

The Apothecary Diaries (still ongoing, review is for the first cour)

Though it's still going, I have to sing the praises of this dazzling anime about a saavy apothecary who uses her medical expertise to solve the many murders and betrayals in the Emperor's palace. MaoMao is a fantastic lead, a poison-obsessed gremlin who's whip-smart, deadpan, and fun to follow. The Apothecary Diaries has intrigue, well-developed characters, and an impeccable atmosphere. It tells a great range of stories, from romantic triumph, to bittersweet tales of recovering from grief, to pure tragedies. I'm totally hooked.

See my full review here.

The Magical Revolution of the Reincarnated Princess and the Genius Young Lady

When Euphie is dumped by her fiance at a ball, the oddball princess Anis rescues her.  Euphie becomes Anis' assistant in her quest to develop magical tools. The girls also start to develop feelings for each other, while discovering a conspiracy among the nobility. I'm always desperately in need of cool lesbians having action-packed fantasy adventures, and Magirevo delivers. The characters grow in entertaining ways, we get to see them fight dragons in killer action scenes, and the romantic development is completely satisfying. It's a simple story at its core, but the lovable characters, joyous queerness and jubilant execution make it a great watch.

See my full review here.

Birdie Wing: Golf Girls' Story (Season 2)

In the second season of the anime about girls homoerotically golfing while dealing with the mafia and ludicrous family drama, Birdie Wing remains a bombastically absurd sports anime that is fun all the way through. Please come watch these girls get ridiculous sports  injuries, scream their super golf attacks, experience extremely extra plot twists--and be super gay with each other, of course. The finale didn't go quite as hard as I wanted (and the romance is more subtexual than I wanted), but you need to allow yourself to experience the madness of Birdie Wing.

See full review here.

Skip and Loafer

An endearingly dorky, earnest, and driven girl moves from her small town to Tokyo. While she struggles to adjust, she befriends a nice popular boy who's got some baggage. Skip and Loafer is a show that’s like a warm hug. It's sweet, entertaining and funny. It handles adolescent struggles with tender nuance. There's a emphasis on kindness, connection, and looking past stereotypes and misconceptions. It also includes a trans character who's treated with respect (and is a great character in general!) Let this show touch your heart.

See my full review here.

Undead Murder Farce

An immortal woman has had most of her body stolen by a mysterious man. Reduced to a head carried around by her maid, she teams up with a half-demon man to track the thief down while solving supernatural mysteries all across Victorian England.

This a fun, campy mystery series starring three asshole weirdo protagonists,  it’s bursting with supernatural creatures and literary references. We've got Sherlock Holmes, The Phantom of the Opera, Carmilla and more...along with a vampire murders and werewolf drama galore. UDM is a wonderful romp with stylish, slick direction... and it’s unexpectedly really gay.  I’m aching to see more of these scrappy misfits and their adventures.

See my full review here.

Migi & Dali

A story of twins who are pretending to be one kid in order to fool their foster parents and find out who killed their mother. It starts out as an utterly absurd comedy becomes a impressive and genuinely tense murder mystery that is incredibly moving at times, all while keeping up it’s signature brand of goofiness. There’s genuine commentary on abuse, the damage you can do to children by forcing perfection on them, the struggle of being a foster kid, grief and recovery and more. There's also some great character development. It's a weird one, but it's absolutely worth sticking with.

See full review here.

Pluto

Somebody is killing the most advanced robots in the  world and murdering humans alongside them. A robot detective is trying to track this killer down, but he might be compromised as well. Pluto is a tense, tense, tightly plotted robot murder mystery that keeps you on the edge of your seat. Through robots, it explores the idea of being a tool in a corrupt system, and tackles subjects like war, imperialism, and the nature of hatred. It's a masterful psychological thriller with stunning animation and a rich story.

See my full review here.

Scott Pilgrim Takes Off

This anime approaches the story of Scott Pilgrim and Ramona's seven evil exes from a brands new angle, and the results are great. We get a exploration of relationships and regrets, the messiness of communication and connection, the trials of becoming an adult, all with the signature goofy video game antics. Characters neglected in previous iterations finally get their due, new facets of the story are explored, queer relationships are delved into more, girls kiss...and it's all accompanied by phenomenal animation and a killer soundtrack.

See my full review here

Soaring Sky! Precure

Sora lives in a world called Skyland and wants to be a great hero. When rescuing the kidnapped baby princess, she falls through a portal to earth. There she meets her fellow magical warriors, and as Precure they protect the princess from the villains!

This vibrant, warm-hearted adventure got me back on the Precure train! This series boasts a lot exciting firsts for the franchise--the first official male cure, the first main cure that's eighteen years old- but above all, it has a lively team of characters with who have an entertaining dynamic and enjoyable individual journeys. It's often very funny, the baby has a surprisingly good character arc, and it's bursting with magical girl (and boy) goodness! It's also not afraid to give you an emotional gutpunch when you've been lured into a false sense of security by all the fun times. If you're new to Precure, this is a great jumping on point, and if you've watched it before, this is a series you won't want to miss.

I'm in Love with the Villainess

Rae is reincarnated as the heroine of her favorite dating sim. But she has no interest in romancing any of the boys- she’s head over heels for Claire Francois, the snooty villainess.

Villainess may not be as polished--storywise or animation-wise-- as these other entries. It's a messy series, it has plenty of problems...but it's also very fun, and it touched my queer little heart like no other. Queer people get to indulge in our imperfect faves too, and the silly shenanigans, blatant lesbian wish fulfillment, honest advocacy for queer people, and the joy and earnestness of the series works for me!

See my full review here.

Some Other Great Anime:

Frieren: Beyond Journey's End (still ongoing, review is for the first cour)

Frieren is a long-lived elf who was once part of an adventuring party that saved the world from the Demon Lord. But now her friends are passing away and the world is moving on. She decides to retrace her old party's journey so she can understand what she's feeling.

Frieren is both an interesting examination of what happens after the hero saves the world, as well as a meditation on mortality, grief,  and the endless march of time. It takes you on a quiet, beautiful and sometimes touching journey though a pastoral fantasy world. There's some breath-taking animation and excellent atmosphere to enjoy.

See my review here.

Spy x Family (Season 3)

Spy x Family is pretty much staying the course from when we last checked in,  though this season gives a lot more attention to Yor, and I love the cruise ship arc and all the ridiculous fights she gets into a lot! That arc contains some of my favorite gags of the series too (like Loid’s  attempts to be a cool dad). Otherwise, Spyfam has settled into a series that intends to be around for the long haul, so don’t expect too much forward plot momentum. And Yuri (the man, not the genre) unfortunately still exists. Overall it was good season and remains a fun  adaptation. Yor, please step on me.

[lilacella]

sorry if you’ve been asked before but: mwpp + lily as birds?

I haven't! Thank you so much!🥰 Always love a chance to yell about birds.

This will be long again 😬

Sirius:

Horrible choice to make. Wanted to make him a bird of prey, because that's kind of what he should be, but I couldn't find a suitable one. So I went with one of my favorites instead. The Raven. Raven are very intelligent birds and also fucking terrifying. Like, if you have seen a crow attacking, a raven is so so much worse. You DO NOT want to mess with a raven. They remember your face. And they are larger than crows. They are also cool and somewhat 'effortlessly elegant' ☺️

James:

Golden Eagle. Majestic mfer and I think all eagles look like they have some sort of ego problem, so that checks out😊

Remus:

The common Greenshank. It is common. It is suitably beige. Legs are too long. Lives in the marshes. Very lovable and cute. Immaculate vibes, if you ask me.

Peter:

The Dartford Warbler. It is tiny and looks cute and innocent on first glance, but THE EYES... That's a bird that would betray his best friend to the dark lord if I've ever seen one.

Lily:

She was actually quite hard because I wanna do her justice! I finally settled on a White Stork. Storks mate for life which I think would suit Lilys commital character. But they are also extremely impressive and cool birds that have a certain elegance to them🥰

Ask me asks to keep me awake

[yandere-fics]

♡ Their Alpha Darling Has Omega Tendencies ♡

You had been really shy in your first few months with Miriel, in general you had been somewhat hesitant about the relationship since she seemed like the kind of omega who needed a real strong alpha sure she had told you from the moment the both of you first met that you were soulmates, perfect for each other in every way possible even if it didn't seem that way to you, and sure she had made it extremely clear that she loved you, would only ever want you as her alpha, and that your timidness hadn't bothered her in the slightest but for the first bit of the relationship it had really felt like you should be trying your hardest to be a more dominant and aggressive alpha for her, so you hid most of your behaviors from her so you could at the very least pretend you were a big scary alpha even when all you really wanted to do was crawl into a nest you made with her and scent each other. The big scary alpha thing really wasn't for you however and you cracked very early into the relationship. It did feel great to be your real self around her however it also led to another concern.

See your Miriel was a very cute, desirable omega, despite her refusing to talk to anyone or outright hating anyone who wasn't you, smelling vaguely of pine trees and the forest and most lovably being very submissive and clingy when it came to you, all traits anyone would desire in their omega, though you did partially suspect she put on a much larger show of fulfilling your orders, the very few times you told her to do something, just to boost your confidence. This mean there was a large amount of humans, primarily alpha humans who were at the very least more of an alpha than you could possibly be, who wanted her very badly and didn't bother to let you know this, thinking if they got you to leave her then maybe they'd be able to step in and replace you.

Constantly making snide remarks the moment your precious omega was out of earshot, which you were somewhat grateful for since your Miri was softer and if she heard their constant criticism of you, she might actually cry or worst start to think their arguments were somewhat logical and rethinking your entire relationship. Talking about how you smelled like you'd been scented by her instead of how it's supposed to be with you scenting her, which was true, most of the time in the nest you took turns with who was doing the majority of the scenting though lately you'd been allowing Miri to just do her thing and heavily scent you. Making bets about how you were probably the one who made the nest in the relationship since you clearly don't know how to take charge of your omega, you did make the nest most of the time sine you knew Miriel had a harder higher up job in the company than you so you just wanted to take on the duty of making the nightly nest so she could get home and relax in it, cuddling with you. One even tried to stick their fingers in your mouth to poke at your fangs talking about how your fangs weren't even sharp enough to mark her but don't worry, when they were her alpha after you got out of the way they'd make sure they marked her properly every night just to make up for your inability to do so.

Despite their hostility though, you still weren't confident enough to retaliate, instead opting to leave it be since most of the time they just gave up after finding their own omega or got fired because as it turns out, they sucked at their job, who would have guessed that the people who spent most of their time at work harassing you for not being alpha enough would suck at their job. There'd been a more persistent pest lately, one who would tell you that you were just holding Miri back from having a real alpha, constantly leaning over her desk trying to start a conversation with her even when she didn't seem to care but today they'd winked at you, taunting you before they asked her if she wanted to go out after wok and you dove on them shocking everyone including yourself since you really really hated fighting, still you couldn't just let them ask your omega out right in front of you, there was no way you were going to accept that.

And so there you sat about an hour later with Miriel holding an ice pack to your bruised eye while the other person had been escorted outside because as her alpha you were considered in the right even though you practically threw yourself at the other girl in a fit of rage.

"Babeeee, why'd you attack them?" You looked away from her nervously, you really didn't like being an aggressive alpha and you honestly just wanted to forget this incident ever occurred.

"She... she asked you out and told me earlier she was gonna snatch you from me." She tilted her head a bit in surprise.

"Aww you should have come to me first, I would have gotten rid of her just like I've fired all the others! Let me handle it babeeeeee, I know you're not good at the alpha stuff."

Eliza was definitely the more dominant alpha in your relationship though that wasn't super hard to achieve considering you had never been the stereotypical alpha to begin with. Your scent had always been fairly weak and you liked to make nests very often, matters certainly didn't improve when Eliza began to scent you very early into your relationship and started to give you items for your nests in front of everyone, it was no wonder people didn't usually know you were an alpha until you outright told them.

You were beginning to suspect your girlfriend also was not actually aware you were an alpha, most of the time when she introduced you to someone it was as her omega, which didn't really bother you when it was people you were never going to have to see again since at the very least people wouldn't bother you about being too soft to be an alpha or make jokes about how any day now you were due to get bitched, you were starting to get just a tad bit frustrated when she'd refer to you as her omega when you meet important people who you might encounter more often, or even worse in front of your friends you'd allowed her to meet she'd call you her omega leading them to assume you had already been bitch, an assumption you couldn't exactly clear up since Eliza was right there still and you felt bad about calling her a liar, thus most people you encountered didn't even know you were still very much an alpha.

"Eliza, why do you always introduce me as your omega?" Her ears perked up, you understood you were a very soft alpha, you were currently sitting in a nest you had made for the both of you to cuddle in afterall, but still that didn't make you any less of an alpha and it was somewhat starting to hurt your feelings that no one ever acknowledged your alphaness anymore, was it so hard to just introduce you as her alpha, you didn't mind all the jokes anymore as long as people finally started to acknowledge you were actually an alpha. "Y-you know I'm an alpha right?"

She tilted her head a bit in confusion and shook her head, placing a very slobbery kiss on your forehead, her arms tightening around you as she snickered a bit. "Silly puppy, you know alphas don't nest, don't you?" You tried to squeeze out her arms, pouting when she refused to let go of you.

"Well y-yeah b-but that doesn't mean I'm not an alpha!" You squeaked out, wanting to disappear, alphas were also not supposed to stutter the way you just did, they were supposed to take charge and assert how much of an alpha they really were. Sure you were soft and had trouble standing up for yourself but you had a rut! Sure when your rut came she'd understand you were an alpha and maybe just maybe she'd let you take charge for once?

"Silly silly puppy, one your heat comes I'll get all those silly silly thoughts out of your head." She kissed your neck, her fangs grazing your neck slightly before pausing. "You're already an omega but don't worry your loyal wolf will help you realize it once your heat comes, then you'll finally get those silly thoughts of being an alpha out of your head."

You wondered how she would react when instead of a heat you got a rut, she clearly did not know you were an alpha, perhaps you shouldn't have brought it up.

You'd been scared of dating since you first developed as an alpha, you had never been the most aggressive or outspoken child, preferring to keep to yourself which meant you certainly wouldn't be compatible with any omegas unless you miraculously found one of the few who happened to be more aggressive and was willing to date a submissive alpha, something you desperately needed in a partner, and alphas likely would insist on changing you into an omega if you were to date them so you mostly kept to yourself until you met Kass.

When you first found out your soulmate was a demon you were sure she would insist on bitching you from the moment you first met but you'd been pleasantly surprised by how gentle and understanding Kassien had been with you, never even broaching the subject with you like most supernaturals did when they found their soulmate was an alpha just like them, especially with how docile you were, most would have suggested it right off the bat saying you seemed like you'd just be so much happier as an omega even though you were perfectly happy just being a softer alpha. Kassien wasn't like that though, she could be a tad bit aggressive and she liked scenting you a whole lot but otherwise she made sure to correct people when they said you were her omega, reminding them you were an alpha which meant a whole lot to you.

Kassien on the other hand was finding it hard to remain patient for as long as she had, she was hoping you would have eventually come to the conclusion that you needed to be bitched on your very own, she didn't want you to feel she was forcing you towards that, afterall what was so bad about it, it wasn't like it would even change anything with the way you went about your day to day business, you already nested, there was currently a nest in her office, and you allowed her to scent you very frequently. You never even stood up for yourself, whenever a conflict would arise you'd hide behind her back and allow her to take care of it, the way a good omega should allow their alpha to take care of them, but you never even once bringing up the subject of bitching was getting on her nerves, it grated her every time she was forced to refer to you as an alpha instead of as her sweet little omega, the way she yearned to refer to you as, the way things were always meant to be.

She really had wanted you to realize this on your own, and come to her, sweetly asking her to help you, but since you hadn't it seems your alpha would have to take the initiative, hopefully you'd just understand this was all for your own good.

"Kass, I brought take out!" You were so sweet, running across the street to get food when you had heard she was going to be working late, though she would have rather you asked her to do that instead, your issue with not asking her for things would be cleared up once she was officially your alpha and you were her omega, once you were you'd finally be at peace and not have to feel like you have to take care of her in return just because it's the alpha thing to do, she did appreciate how once you grabbed your own food you went straight for your nest, really you were built to be an omega, you being an alpha was a cruel joke nature was playing on the both of you, your alpha would soon solve this though.

"Lovely, come sit on my lap?" You were always so quick to listen and come to her when she asked, you were such a good omega, you just didn't know it yet but as your alpha it was her job to set you on the right course, it was stupid of her to wait this long, she should have bitched you when she first found you, no longer would you be stuck as an alpha, the moment she got you home you'd be her cute little omega.

"Sweetness, I'd like to bitch you tonight." You stiffened a bit in her arms, you knew it was too good to be true, of course she was going to want to change your alpha status at some point, you were just wondering why she'd waited so long to bring this up, it did make sense, you already behaved as if you were her omega in every other way, but you were scared, Kassien's fangs were already big and well you could feel how large she was downstairs every time you took a seat on her lap, you were sure bitching was going to hurt alot and if you didn't like being an omega there would be no going back, you'd be stuck like that. You started to shake your head aggressively and she just pet your hair and shushed you.

"Don't be scared lovely, your alpha will be so gentle with you. You'll see tonight." Her grip on you was firm though, trying to make sure you didn't flee from her. You really weren't ready, why couldn't she be just a bit more patient.

You thought angels were supposed to be well smart or like at the very least have an ounce of intellect rattling around in those head of theirs but perhaps you only though that since there were so few of them living in the city, either way Nikki was dumb, especially for an apex alpha. From the moment you had met her you got the general gist she was very unknowledgeable about human society which was understandable, she was new in the city, but her lack of knowledge about secondary genders was an entirely different thing, you'd corrected her and told her you were an alpha a few times on that first day, something she didn't seem to grasp this no matter how often you said it and after she got to know you, she had a million reasons she could rattle off about what you were clearly not an alpha.

"Mate, you have a nest right there, alphas do not have nests, you're not an alpha." This was just outright insulting considering how she was currently resting in the nest you had worked so hard to build, clearly very much enjoying the fruits of your labor despite her demeaning you as she did so. This was also annoying as it was very untrue, nests were just comfy, surely even the most aggressive of alphas did this right? The more you thought about that the more you realized that no, they mostly just ordered their omegas to do so for them.

"Mate, your scent is too weak to be that of an alphas, when I scent you your natural scent completely disappears, your scent fades if you so much as take a nap with you, alphas have a strong scent." Of course your scent was overwhelmed by hers, she smelled kind of stinky, though you did like her overpowering scent in a way, and beyond that lots of alphas had weaker scents and if if she wasn't smelly from the bird thing, she was still an apex alpha, of course her scent would overwhelm any plain old alpha, and beyond that, those naps were very long so again in your defense anyone would smell like her if they had to lay there with her wing over you for seven hours, it was hardly even a nap at this point, just full on sleep.

"Mate, you can't even speak for yourself, you cower behind me and let out little chirps in fear, alphas don't squeak in fear." That was actually a fair point, you never liked standing up for yourself, it felt too mean but Nikki was no pushover so you let her just handle it all for you which was sort of a very omega thing to be doing. Still in your defense, they were scary and why would you deal with the big scary people when you have a much scarier apex alpha at your disposal! Which again was actually a very omega like sentiment to express but you were still an alpha! Just a very soft and omega like one.

The most insulting part of this situation however was how due to her not even believing you were an alpha to being with and just assuming you were already an omega, you couldn't get bitched by her! You wished she'd just been one of those alphas that meets their mate and instantly bitches them because they clearly express so many omega traits so why no just complete the process for them but since Nikki just denied it every time, she wouldn't even realize you needed to be bitched! You felt like you were pulling your hair out in frustration, like what did you have to do to get bitched over here. Maybe you should just try asking but that made you a bit nervous because what if your idiot soulmate still didn't believe you were an alpha and thought there would be no purpose to bitching!

"Nikki, I need you to listen to me." You barged into her office one day, finally fed up with her denying how you were still very much an alpha, if she wanted to insist you were an omega, then she had to do something about it and actually make you into one, it wasn't fair for her to keep insisting you aren't an alpha but not doing anything to make that correct and it was time you were going to demand she do something. "I need you to bitch me. Tonight, you keep saying I'm not an alpha, so actually make me not an alpha, finally please."

"You should have just said something about you still being an alpha, mate."

Nora was severely regretting her decision to pretend she was a beta to get close to you, it was by from the worst decision she could have possibly made and it was quickly becoming harder and harder to keep the facade up any longer. Every time she walked into your apartment, there you were siting in your cute little nest, arms out for her to join you so you could attempt to scent her with your weak scent, she had t fight the urge to jump you and bitch you right there. It would be so easy for her to do so, you barely even smelled like an alpha and with the habits you already had, you would make such a good omega, plus with her being an apex if she went off blockers it would only take a second to do so, but that hadn't seem to be something you actually wanted and so she held herself back, she would refrain from turning you into her omega for the time being so her cover wouldn't be blown. That didn't mean she didn't spend every day constantly thinking about it however.

She was your good beta girlfriend who sat there in your nest and allowed you to attempt to get your scent on her and she always felt somewhat bad about her blockers when she had to take on this role, wouldn't you be more happy if she was scenting you instead? Surely you were only attempting to do this because you thought she had no scent of her own, you wold be just so happy if she scented you, wouldn't you? Still she had to stop herself anytime she went down that train of thought, her canines would be salivating at the thought of sinking them into your neck if she hadn't been shaving them down every few months so she wouldn't do it, that was the pain of being immortal even when she shaved her fangs down they would always try to return to the original size, her body would always try to put itself back in the way it had been when she was made immortal which was most useful for healing wounds, she couldn't have you see those, and it kept her from dying or ending her own life, but it made it frustrating when she was trying desperate to hid her alpha status from you and meant she had to do a lot of upkeep to ensure you would never find out she was one. She could never let you, her precious... alpha, it felt wrong calling you that, know how intense she was.

It was really eating her alive though, you didn't even act like an alpha in the slightest except for your weak attempt to scent her, what would be so wrong about her bitching you, she was just doing you a favor as your perfect girlfriend who knew exactly what you wanted and needed, you might be upset at first but eventually you'd understand this had been in your best interest right? You'd get it someday.

"Nora, can I please leave?" You whined as Nora dumped another set of blankets in front of you, you'd been refusing to nest since she'd revealed she wasn't a beta and had forcefully confined you to her home, under the pretext that you would be happier if she made you into her omega. Since then you had been fighting doing anything omega like even though you were aching to do so especially after she had marked you and you had begun to slowly feel changes occurring in your body from her scenting you every day.

"I can't let my omega and my reason for living go, look I brought you more blankets though! Just sit tight, I promise you'll like this soon." She patted you on the head signaling for you to get to nesting and finally with a reluctant sigh, you gave in.

You had always assumed if you ever got a supernatural soulmate they would likely be an alpha, alpha humans with supernatural soulmates usually got a bigger stronger alpha who would bitch them, and well you were so weak and behaved like an omega to begin with that it was sort of natural for everyone to assume you weren't meant to be an alpha to begin with, so it came as a big surprise when your beta soulmate broke into your house and kidnapped you one day, an even bigger shock that this beta liked nothing more than to bully you about you being so weak, she said she was teasing you out of love and affection and she didn't really mean the things she said but it was starting to feel a bit personal at this point, weren't elves supposed to be nice to their soulmates and think they could do no wrong, beyond that most elves were alphas or omegas, very few were betas, clearly your elf beta soulmate was defective. Did make sense for you to get stuck with someone defective when you yourself were a broken alpha who had a weak scent and always acted like an omega, luckily she couldn't smell you very well or she'd bully you for not even smelling like a proper alpha.

Like today for example, she decided it would be a great idea to force you into your nest, with threats of using a knife on you, and take a bunch of pictures of you in cat ears and various submissive poses, you were just grateful she allowed you to keep your clothes on during these photo shoots of hers, she liked to dress you up often and call you her cute little failure of an alpha, mocking you for not even having the courage to stand up to her that a normal alpha would have which was true, despite your distaste for her, you never once considered standing up for yourself against her, any normal alpha would easily push her over and leave but you had never been a very strong alpha and lately with all her bullying you'd been feeling weaker and weaker, you hoped after your rut you would start feeling normal again but it didn't seem like fate had that in store for you today because you suddenly felt something else start which only made you cry and run into the bathroom to hide. You couldn't let her know, she'd make fun of you for being such a weak alpha you were bitched by a beta and beyond that was there even anything she could do about it? Runa was a beta so it wasn't like she'd be able to complete the bitching process, she had no knot to do it with so you'd be stuck in a weird limbo, not an alpha anymore, but not yet an omega but unlike a beta you still had heats. You were a very very defective alpha, she was right.

"L-love come out, you know I was just joking, I didn't mean it, I love you! L-love it's n-not a funny joke for you to hide yourself away from me, g-get out here right n-now!" You refused to open the door, crawling into the bathtub to be as far away from the door as possible, you knew she couldn't really smell your pheromones but you didn't want even the slightest chance she could catch a whiff an realize you were in heat, it would just make everything a million times worse,, obvious you couldn't just stay in the bathroom forever but you were determined to try and stay for as long as possible.

"Shut up! This is your fault!" You could her Runa let out a small whimper behind the door before she started stabbing at it viciously causing you to scrunch up in fear.

"L-love y-you don't mean t-that, I d-don't know w-what you're talking about b-but it's not my f-fault, you l-love me, and I-I love you!" You closed your eyes as you heard her shove her arm through the door and finally let herself into the bathroom, yanking the shower curtain, your only protection to the side and smiling as you finally looked up at her.

"Awww, my f-failed alpha is having a h-heat, you're such a cute failure." And yet again she was making your humiliation of being a failed alpha so much worse.

[lisannastraussisanangel]

Do you have some specific Sting Eucliffe or Erik headcanons? ^^

Oh boy do I!

Sting Headcanons:

He plays up the lovable idiot trope but he's actually pretty smart. I mean c'mon he runs a guild

People often joke that he is a moth. He absolutely hates it, but they watched him try to eat a little lightbulb once so he can't really fight them on it

He's super dramatic. Like fake faints into Rogue's arms at least once a week

Him, Rogue, Minerva and Yukino are an official team. He can't go on jobs as much anymore and it bums him out

That man loves a reason to have a little treat. I'm talking guild party to celebrate his first guild master meeting, buying an expensive meal for himself after finishing his paperwork, or buying himself something nice because he remembered to do the laundry.

He also religiously celebrates peoples birthdays

He's actually pretty strict naturally. He tries not to be but tends to jump from one extreme to the other

Erik Headcanons:

His love language is bullying and acts of service. He'll call you a nerd but will also bring someone their favorite treats and trinkets when he knows they are having a bad day

He's an absolutely terrible cook. His taste buds are fried from all the poison he eats

He gets overstimulated really easily. Especially in really crowded places. He avoids parties and large gatherings like the plague

Kids are absolutely terrified of him. He tries so hard and they always run away screaming

He's allergic to cats. The other dragon slayers nearly cried when they found out

He's very protective. It can get a little out of hand, like the time Meredy went on a date and he followed her the entire time. She told him it was cute that he cared so much but if he ever did it again she'd kill him.

He has massive fangs when he's in his dragon force. They are absolutely terrifying.

[be-side-my-self]

Watching Season 4 of Only Murders In The Building. (E10) - FINALE!!

Rewatch of ONLY Murders In The Building to prepare for season 4:

<Part I> // <Part II> // <Part III> // <Part IIII> // <Part V> // <Part VI> // <Part VII> // <Part VIII>

<S4 E1> // <S4 E2> // <S4 E3> // S4 E4 // <S4 E5> // <S4 E6> // <S4 E7> // <S4 E8> // <S4 E9>

This is no rewatch but my new posts can also easily be blocked because I'll continue to use #OMITBRewatch as a tag. I'll also tag #OMITBS4. While quoting, I use M, O, C for the main characters.

Beware spoilers! (watching on Tuesday... I just realise Idek if you get your episodes on Tuesdays too)

S4 E10

SNAFU - Situation normal: all fucked up

Sazz is narrating the episode

She decided to have Charles as her hero!

Sazz: "When you take your hero on a journey, get him in all kinds of trouble, but land him home safely? Nothing better than that." Every single (fanfiction)author out there: Put the hero in a situation! Maybe they get a happy ending...

Sazz: "But happy endings are for movies and exotic massages."

lmao... took me long enough to find the extra symbols behind the buttons in my iphone.

Okay, but putting Mabel in front of the window and then letting down the blinds... extremely dramatic. Well done, Marshall!

... why is Marshall so extra? That jump was so unneccessary.

Listen Marshall, there are two more people who know about you. If you kill Mabel that is three deaths and you will still get in jail.

"You've got fail." <- no one says that.

Charles. ARE YOU SERIOUS?!

O: "Wh-What if you do it from Vince's? It's right next door?" C: "That is the first good pitch you've had since this whole thing started." O: "It took four seasons. But now I'm cookin' with gas!"

Chuppa? Is Loretta Jewish?

Aw... I know it's very bad timeing but don't be mean to Lester.

... they just move the production to New Zealand BECAUSE OF AN ALGORITHM?! Oh boy.

Vince: "Oh, great timing! I'm just doing this new thing called exercise. You wanna join?" Rudy: "He hired me to be his trainer." O: "Uh-huh."

Omg... Charle's first stunt. Channel your inner Sazz.

... oh god... Oliver is on the ledge so his bestie is not alone on the ledge.

O: "No, no, Charles, you're my ride or die. And my strong preference is to ride." That is so cute. Holy shit. But there is no space to "scoot"

Jeebus.

"Step. Drag. Step. Drag. Step Drag."

Who do you think is doing the "Ding Dong", Charles? The lovable weirdos.

Vince: "We wanna borrow some sugar!" <- Perfect.

They are doing a perfect job of being a weird distraction.

I agree with Oliver, don't go inside, Charles!

The Multitool!!

Holy shit, well done, Charles!

... holy shit... that Dad sounds fun. But in the end he was correct. Marshall is a killer, not a writer.

Oh my god... please don't tell me that Sazz's first draft was so good that Marshall got jelous and decided to kill Sazz? You know kid she has like 30 years of expierence within the showbiz on you. She probably read thousands of scripts and knows what works and how it works. Someone like her being better is no shame!

Also I know Marshall is not his real name but I remember it like that and I'm so bad with names.

Asshole.

EXPIERENCE! ASSHOLE! She knows the characters personally and she has expierence. Shit, she knows the murderer of the first season personally, has an affair with her. Like, of course that script is good! Jeebus fuck!!

... an A-class asshole.

Rex.

Police Academy SEVEN?! ... apparently the last of the movies... I probably saw it but if so, only once?

Aw... Sazz is so hurt :(

... if Marshall was clever and less of an asshole with his own head so far up his own ass that he could think in logical storylines, he would had killed Sazz right there in her own home.

You know Marshall, you did nothing. This was not your work...

How did Marshall remember the Dudenoff apartment??? Did he knew Dudenoff before this whole thing?

OH! RIGHT! Sazz' script... omg what was the sidestory???

They have the original script... all right, let's get through the whole killer-monolog and then we'll hopefully get answers.

... he takes off the beard and becomes a killer.

How did he close the window from the outside? Wasn't it painted shut?

OH MY GOD, SAZZ!! Believing into Charles until the very end.

Stop being so extra, Marshall

HOLY SHIT NOT LIKE THAT

JAN IS CRAZY

And freaky.

Jan and Charles are endgame?

Loretta is not gonna get murdered.

Fuck the algorithm.

Howard and Winnie! Ring-bearers.

Awww Mabel and Charles are leading Oliver down the aisle.

Jesus fuck, Uma.

Awww Dickie and Will are leading Loretta down the aisle.

Adorable!

Loretta: "You are the most extraordinary man I have ever known." O: "Ah... thank you." Loretta: "You are. You brought down a murderer, and you can merengue. I mean..." O: "Mm. What a combo."

Lmao... how sad Charles looks when Mabel takes his class of campaign.

Adorable.

Now, who is that?

Lmao Uma just stealing the elevator.

Her husband is Nicky "The Neck" Caccimelino. We heard that name in the news in episode 9.

Woman (Sofia): "I am disappointed." - Hello disappointed, we are Murders in the building.

Keep it in your pants, Charles.

Loretta and Oliver are so adorable. Holy shit.

"Where have you been?" GOSH.

So... they will find a body any moment now...

LESTER

NO

NOT LESTER

OH MY GOD

NOOOOOOO and in the fountain that he said is good luck. ... that explains why he wasn't on duty. Oh my god...

... the glass with ashes with the bow tie....

Well, that was season 4... and now it's going to be a long time until season 5.

Boi.

BOI.

[the-hungdeli-hermit]

finally wrote up a somewhat proper explanation as to why Roulette doesn’t like Chai at the start of her rather tumultuous journey. I don’t know if this can be considered a long read post but here’s your warning. Oh, and you can scroll down for some lineart pieces (really proud of those two) and another mention of a NIN album.

because we love NIN in this house

At first glance it might seem like Roulette hates Chai’s guts to an unimaginable degree, but “hate” is too strong of a word here, even in her own opinion. Yes, she does find him rather annoying, arrogant, idiotic in his antics and just in general the biggest dumbass she’s ever laid her eyes on. At the same time, she knows it’s rather pointless to be as nasty as she is to him at times, yet she feels as though she can’t stop now, like she has to be mean to him. Acting all nice and calm towards him after everything she’s said to him would be like admitting some so sort of defeat to herself.

(And she’s can be a stubborn bitch sometimes, even when she knows how she’s acting towards him is incredibly mean and stupid (her first meeting with him basically clouds her judgment; the reason for initially disliking him is really petty, a spur of a moment situation))

The issue runs deeper than that though. Ru is angry with Chai not just because he feels like a caricature of every lazy loser who thinks they’re the hottest shit out there, but because she is extremely envious of him, both his character and position. Seemingly a nobody from God knows where gets a prosthetic for garbage collection and then becomes an ambassador for one of the departments of a multibillion tech company just… because? A literal college-dropout, a slacker who doesn’t take his job seriously and just seems to leech off of the company he works for? And people even like him?!

Is it really because of his positive attitude? His stupid smile? Or… is he just that charming and lovable compared to her? It seems as though everything comes to him easily, without him even trying, that he is just that incredibly lucky.

Of course, Ru doesn’t knows his situation, what he’s been through to get to this point in time and who he had to face. Heck, we don’t even know what his past was like, but we can only assume that it wasn’t that great. She thinks her comments don’t really affect him much, that he brushes them off with ease and just goes about his life being all “rockstar�� or something. 

And he does, but some of them just hit way too close to home without even meaning too.

She dreamt big too, you know? Big dreams of her own, that she couldn’t fulfil due to her life circumstances. And here he is, a reminder that more often than not, hard work is not enough. Just one lucky moment can be enough change your life completely, and her hard work couldn’t compare to that. 

At least she got lucky this time, getting accepted into Vandelay Tech as a mere HR-assistant. She thought she could change her life around completely, start fresh in a new and unfamiliar environment.

And she did, but wherever you go, you’ll always have yourself, right? And you can’t really outrun your own problems like that. It might give you more motivation to work on yourself, but in the end… who is to say that it’ll actually help you?

Their relationship will improve eventually, but only after someone will be saved once and at least one attempted murder/voluntary manslaughter? Hard to tell 

Also LISTEN TO «With Teeth» BY NINE INCH NAILS IT LITERALLY DESCRIBES HER CURRENT STATE AND FEELINGS. YOU CAN JUST READ THE TITLES OF THE SONGS AND ALREADY GET A GOOD PICTURE

Actually JUST LISTEN TO NINE INCH NAILS IN GENERAL. And I’m not just talking The Downward Spiral or Pretty Hate Machine (both are wonderful, of course), but listen to other works too.

And now, the little art pieces:

Still experimenting with style and how to draw Roulette. The last post with her was leaning more into being somewhat realistic, while this one is just… cute. Which I really like! And of course, the second is more of an experiment with lineart. Still love my Sakura Pigma Micron pens to death, they just hit different. The scratchy look turned out lovely on the second piece.

oh yeah, and these two are the same person

[catindabag]

TBOSAS AU ✨CRACK! TAKE✨: The 10th HG Mentors According to Drunk Dean Highbottom. (Part 4)

⭐️❄️⭐️

Well, here is the last part of this TBOSAS Crack! Post. Still, for the new readers, I would like you to read part one for context.

Here are all the parts anyway: [1] [2] [3]

⭐️MENTORS⭐️

Palmolive Monthly? Chimaera Moon Tea? (Palmyra Monty)

Eats expired food on a daily basis.

How are you still even alive?!

Immune to poison, but don’t ask how.

A Diabolical Bimbo Psycho.

Sweet but might kill me in my sleep.

Therapists are afraid of her.

Your mama is unhinged AF.

Stop sending your classmates to the hospital every other day!😫

Almost destroyed the school kitchen.

Is banned from entering any public kitchen.

Is very skilled with a blade kitchen knife.

Can’t be trusted with anyone’s life.

May have accidentally killed people before.

My hospital bills left the chat.

The Capitol’s health care system only existed because of you.

Almost killed me with cursed cookies.

Your family only got rich by owning the largest distillery in all of Panem.

You literally owe me and your class a lifetime supply of posca!

You do know your family murdered a lot of rebels via food poisoning, right?

Can and WILL certainly win the Hunger Games, but don’t ask how.🤢

Dominatrix Whim Sicko? Domestic Whim Sea Witch? (Domitia Whimsiwick)

The “Dairy Heiress” of Panem.

Very kind and caring.

Willing to trade a fat chicken for good grades.

Brought a dairy cow for ✨Show & Tell✨.

Knows how to make delicious cheese.

Has a “therapy” goat named Mr. Peachy Pants.

Can bride anyone with a slice of butter.

Gave me a fresh bottle of milk when I got hospitalized from food poisoning.

Your father is too carefree to be a business tycoon.

Your family’s mansion looks more like ranch. Just saying.🙄

Why do you wear farm boots to school?

Does my school look like a barn to you?!

Can easily wrestle a bull.

Is allergic to raspberries for some reason.

Don’t crash your family’s tractor in the entrance hall again.

Forever banned from driving any kind of vehicle in the Capitol.

Stuck on her “Farm Gal” era forever.

Likes to take pictures of cute feral squirrels.

Will only win the Hunger Games if she was allowed to ride a cow to victory.

Tennis String (Dennis Fling)

Likes to smuggle and trade illegal goods.

Business minded.

Manipulative AF.

Very friendly, but untrustworthy.

Is painfully likable AF.

Likes the smell of money.

Can find any loopholes to avoid jail time.

Too dangerous to become a lawyer.

Is not allowed to go into politics.

Claimed to have seen at least a hundred banned films.

Your family is shady AF, and everybody knows it.

Don’t send me a literal horse head as a joke again!😠

Your family only got FILTHY RICH by illegally establishing and running the Capitol Black Market.

Remind me again on why I haven’t expelled you yet.🤔

Gave me a stolen but expensive painting for Teacher’s Day.

Yes. I know. You can’t be reaped as a Tribute in the Hunger Games if you can bribe everyone and anyone, even your own mother that you never existed in the first place.

Apple Ring (Apollo Ring)

Extremely friendly.

Likes to wear identical outfits with his twin.

Sometimes has delinquent tendencies.

Is a certified Himbo.

Has a sunny personality.

Happy all the time, even at funerals.

Acts like a golden retriever.

Stop stealing and eating my cupcakes every time you visit my office!

By the way, how the heck did your family got super rich just by selling pajama onesies?!

And why can’t you give me that exclusive lion onesie for free?🥺

Most likely to surrender himself for a puppy.

Likes everyone, even the mean girls.

Too carefree for his own good.

Greets danger like a friend.

Gave me a very nice mug for the winter holidays.🥹

Survival rate is almost close to zero.

Will NEVER win the Hunger Games. You’re literally too nice for your own good.

Dino Ring (Diana Ring)

Always on her “Soft Girl” era.

Has a sunny personally.

Dangerously lovable AF.

Is a certified Bimbo.

Too carefree to survive a war.

Was almost labeled as the only “normal” student of her class.

Is always optimistic, but in an unhealthy kind of way.

Acts like a very jolly corgi.

Loves to eat sweets.

Tell your rich parents to send me a free but exclusive onesie.

Also, don’t tell your mama that it was me who was asking.

Likes to give big sisterly warm hugs to everyone but me.🥺

I know that you were the one who stole my precious jar of marbles.😠

I should give you a demerit for that alone.

The only student who gave me a holiday greeting card.🥹

Will NEVER win the Hunger Games, just like her own twin.

Tiny Harry Tone (Pliny “Pup” Harrington)

Is a very good swimmer.

Your father is strict and scary AF.

Your family members are known to value cleanliness and good manners above all else. So why are you such a slob?

Thinks he’s the class clown.

Hangs out with garbage boy every weekend.

Knows how to hype up a crowd.

Is good at throwing the best underground parties ever, but don’t tell his dad.

Can forge anyone’s signature, even his own father’s.

Sometimes skips school to secretly go clubbing with a bunch dropouts.

Gave me a freaking jar of sand from District 4 as a “thank you” gift.

Claimed to have the ability to talk to freaking dolphins.

Has no interest in following his father’s footsteps.

Can literally sleep anywhere and everywhere.

Once slept under the teacher’s desk without anyone knowing.

Once slept inside my office cabinet without me noticing.

Don’t go into my office if you just want to skip class and sleep all day!

Likes to eat any kind of soup.

Can stay underwater for about 5 minutes. Impressive, really.

Can win the Hunger Games by hiding and sleeping all the way to victory.

[best-underrated-anime]

Best Underrated Anime Group B Round 2: #B5 vs #B8

#B5: Amateur college track team aims for big race

#B8: Middle school idol drama

Titles, propagandas, trailers, and poll under the cut!

#B5: Run with the Wind (Kaze ga Tsuyoku Fuiteiru)

Summary:

Former ace runner of Sendai Josei High School, Kakeru Kurahara is chased away from a convenience store for shoplifting. Shaking off his pursuer, he runs into Haiji Kiyose, another student from his university. Haiji is impressed by Kakeru's agility and persuades him to live in Chikusei-sou, the run-down apartment where Haiji resides along with eight other students. Having lost his entire apartment deposit at a mahjong parlor, Kakeru accepts the offer reluctantly.

However, Haiji reveals a secret during Kakeru's welcoming party: the apartment is actually the dormitory of the Kansei University Track Club. He unveils his ultimate goal of participating in the Hakone Ekiden—one of the most prominent university marathon relay races in Japan. Unfortunately, all the residents apart from Haiji and Kakeru are complete running novices. Worse still, none of the inhabitants are even remotely interested in being involved with Haiji's ridiculous plan! With only months before the deadline, will the fourth-year student be able to convince them otherwise and realize his elusive dream of running in the Hakone Ekiden?

Propaganda 1:

Okay so, finally a sports anime that isn’t set in high school. (There aren’t nearly enough set in college.) MC is basically Older Running Kageyama, in both looks and personality. He has to overcome his past issues with his old track team, and learn to open up. I love the relationships that form between the team members. There’s one who is just Not Here for It and struggles A Lot, who just wants to go home and read manga. (Hey it me.) There’s also a cute dog, and a lot of the bg music is by the same folks as Haikyuu.

Propaganda 2:

I genuinely think this might be the best sports anime out there. It’s an amazing anime in general, with good animation, a beautiful art show, and a great premise, though what really makes it stand out is the characters.

RWTW is a character-driven story at heart, with all the main characters given their time to shine. The main cast is very lovable, and their relationships with each other are depicted in a sweet but realistic way. The protagonist, Kakeru, goes through a great character development over the course of the show, from being a lonely outcast at the start to accepting the other team members into his heart as found family.

While I’m not a runner personally, I still found this interesting to watch, since along with the training there’s a lot of thoughtful discussion on the nature of running: what it means to run, to be a runner. There’s a very philosophical aspect to it, which makes sense considering that RWTW is actually adapted from a book. The last thing I’ll say is that as a college student myself, it’s really nice to watch an anime focused on people in college and not high school. Oh, and the soundtrack is incredible.

Trigger Warnings: Alcohol and Smoking

#B8: Pretty Rhythm: Rainbow Live

Summary:

Naru Ayase is an 8th grader who can see the colors of music when she listens to it. For Naru, who is extremely good at decorating, becoming the owner of a shop like Dear Crown was her dream. One day, she finds out that the manager of a newly-opened shop is recruiting middle school girls who can do Prism Dance, and immediately applies. Naru begins to Prism Dance at the audition, and an aura she’s never experienced spreads out in front of her. At that moment, a mysterious girl named Rinne asks her if she can see “rainbow music.”

Propaganda:

WHERE DO I START.

First off: Lesbian activities. Ayase Naru and Rinne Amagi are very close friends and even end up living together. Naru is also only one of the few characters without a proper love interest which really helps further the Naru/Rinne ship.

Otoha Takanashi: often talks about fairy tales, but the only characters she ever sees as Princes are women. Baby lesbian, I love her.

Second: DRAMA. So two of the characters (Ito and Kouji) actually start dating, but their parents do not approve for reasons they are evasive about until it is later revealed in the story—[This part of the propaganda has been cut by admin due to possible spoilers]

Third: banger music. This series includes many covers of popular 90s dance tracks from band TRF, which I am fond of. It also has a lot of unique music written for the show itself which is also good, especially for a children’s show.

Trigger Warnings: It might need the emotional abuse tag for specifically one of the characters’ parents, who is a pretty extreme perfectionist when it comes to her daughter. But nothing else aside from that. It’s a kids’ show, so it never goes that far in terms of actual harm. Most things also get resolved peacefully.

When reblogging and adding your own propaganda, please tag me @best-underrated-anime so that I’ll be sure to see it.

If you want to criticize one of the shows above to give the one you’re rooting for an advantage, then do so constructively. I do not tolerate groundless hate or slander on this blog. If I catch you doing such a thing in the notes, be it in the tags or reblogs, I will block you.

Know one of the shows above and not satisfied with how they’re presented in this tournament? Just fill up this form, where you can submit revisions for taglines, propaganda, trigger warnings, and/or video.

[lesbianrobin]

do you have any star wars opinion u would like to share omg i love hearing ur stranger things opinions and you are so right about them i think it’d be fun to hear your star wars ones. even if you’re not really into star wars like it’d still be funny i think.

+ also my sister has a heart-shaped mini waffle maker and it’s so cute😭🫶🏻 we used to have a waffle maker that got a full clover like 4 hearts that we would separate when we were little. fun tangent to get into but my mom has a Thing for bakery apparel she literally bought so many waffle makers over the course of her life. like i’m saying this for the years i can remember we’ve got at least 6 “new” ones.

(also last thing i promise just wanted to let you know on your ask box title is too long on mobile you can only see the beginning and end with suspension dots in the middle. like you can guess what it says but yeah😭)

ok first of all im so sorry for taking so long but anyway HI i fixed my ask box title thank you for letting me know <3 and omg i have so many star wars opinions idk where to start so i'll just drop some random ones. SPOILERS FOR LIKE THE WHOLE STAR WARS FRANCHISE HERE WARNING.

basically every modern use of luke skywalker in star wars is ooc as fuck. like the luke of the original trilogy just straight up is not the same guy as the luke of the sequel trilogy or the mandalorian. he got bodysnatched at some point.

the prequels are bad like genuinely all three of them are so bad not only as star wars movies but as films in general. if you still enjoy them like sure have fun yknow i liked parts of them but when people try to argue that they're Good Actually that is insane.

rogue one is the best star wars movie outside of the original trilogy. like no contest. it doesn't try to rely on nostalgia or cgi or obvious parallels to the og trilogy, it just tells a story!! this is gonna sound silly but it's good because it's like. an actual movie. the characters of rogue one (ignoring andor which occurred after the fact for reasons that i cannot explain) are generally confined to rogue one and die at the end, meaning that the film was forced to tell a complete story and get the audience emotionally invested enough for the film's ending to feel significant and powerful. which is what a new hope did. because it had to be a good movie in order for there to be more movies in order to make star wars a thing. yknow. anyway.

the force awakens is actually pretty solid as the intended foundation for a new trilogy with new lovable characters and an inspirational story etc but after that kylo ren's whole existence just derailed the sequels as a whole and luke's characterization was so painful i just couldn't stand it. finn should have been the lead of the new trilogy with rey and poe as his leia and han but well. it was probably racism. like i'm not involved personally idk exactly what went down but i think people were just racist.

poe suddenly gaining a shady backstory that runs counter to the everything about him in the force awakens? also probably racist.

also everyone that wants to fuck kylo ren is going to hell no exceptions. sorry to my ex roommate carrie i love her but she's going down. also everyone who ships reylo or reads those tiktok books that are just reylo fic with the names changed? they're going to superhell.

the mandalorian is incredibly competent and entertaining as a show like separate from star wars as a franchise and i think the show is at its best when its engagement with existing characters like luke and ahsoka is extremely limited. not everything has to be about the skywalkers. like star wars is about a whole Galaxy and yet sometimes it feels like it's about a single fucking neighborhood the way the same bitches keep popping up everywhere across all media.

on that note i adore star wars jedi: fallen order and i think one of its greatest strengths is its use of original characters and avoidance of existing ones. like i may be wrong but i'm pretty sure the only character in fallen order that we knew Before fallen order was darth vader and i think that works really well! you go the whole game encountering new villains and allies and planets and stories and then suddenly it's like Oh Holy Shit That's Darth Fucking Vader. it's scary!! it's shocking!!! it's exciting and satisfying!!!! i just love that game so much sorry. cal kestis is my baby and i'm amped about jedi: survivor but i'm also so scared they will ruin him somehow. everybody please pray for my boy.

i'm gonna stop now but i think a lot of my opinions just kinda boil down to like. star wars should not be the mcu. i'm not against spinoffs entirely, i Adore the mandalorian and jedi: fallen order even more than i like the original trilogy, but things really don't need to overlap so much! using cgi carrie fisher for a single scene in rogue one made sense. using cgi luke skywalker for multiple episodes in the mandalorian is just dumb. the way they literally resolved the main plotline of the mandalorian in the boba fett show is ridiculous. star wars is fun and exciting and inspiring and disney sucks and i just hope that the mcu model becomes financially detrimental to them somehow and they pull it back soon.

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Ooooh thoughts on Nice to Meet You's ending?

bruv....real life image of me entering the comment section of the last episode:

I know a lot of people feel very strongly about Nice To Meet You's ending. And well, I also have ✨opinions✨

For one, I'm not the kind of person to assume that just because a male character is on the cover, that he's going to be endgame. I had no real expectation that Daze was fated to end the series dating Mew.

Frankly, I barely found Daze engaging as a character. His most memorable moment to me was that scene where he helped Mew walk through the murder of crows to the phone booth. Butterflies ✅ invested in him as a character ❌

He's sweet enough, but overall, I thought he was kind of boring. Don't @ me but I'm pretty sure a lot of people only liked him because he was hot.

Does that mean I was Mew x Wyn shipper? Nah. That entire first season, I was extremely convinced Wyn was aroace. I should've known it was too good to be true. An equally attractive best friend to the male lead with NO interest in the female lead? We could've had it all.

I adore Wyn as a character. He's cute, fun, funny, good-looking, and supportive. His mullet is sick. His outfits are slay. He's basically perfect...but not for Mew, imo. Him falling for Mew was startling.

However, Mew is very lovable in the typical clumsy anime girl way. I just thought the story would become about her journey to self-actualization and idk...following her dreams or something. Not knocking on the romance, but season one was just so strong and handled her character so well. I was impressed that she rose above expectations and handled the theatre crush situation on her own, more or less.

But season two...girlie what even happened. It became all about her having to decide between Wyn and Daze. That would've been fine if it wasn't so heavily focused on her crushing and blushing and looking down at her shoes shyly. I didn't think Mew was weak or annoying, but the writing did her a major disservice in the second season.

One thing I'll say is that I really liked that neither Daze or Wyn were competitive or possessive of Mew. I despise love triangles, usually because they treat the female lead like an object to win, or they resort to bullying and pulling each other down to end up with the girl. It's like "guys, GUYS, why are we fighting over (1) girl when there are so many fish in the ocean".

But Nice To Meet You hopped right over that trope and had Wyn and Daze mutually agree to let Mew choose. They literally let each other have moments with Mew at their own expense. It was really sweet. I liked it.

But the ending still flopped 🙊 what do you MEAN a 3 year time skip????????? I feel like I'm the only one who was genuinely flabbergasted by Mew's painting of Daze. Was it supposed to mean something?? And if so, why did we never get an explicit answer?? Mew crying tells me nothing.

As I said, I ship neither Daze nor Wyn with Mew. I wasn't disappointed that she chose Wyn, but I was confused about why. I had so many questions.

Why did Daze give up on her? Why did Mew need to take a trip for that long? Where did she go? Why did she she cry while painting Daze? Was she letting go of her feeling for him? Did Daze never find someone else? Did Mickey just keep his unrequited crush on Daze for 3 more years? Why was Wyn willing to wait that long for an answer? What's Mew's brother up to? Did Simon follow him? Was Mew so hesitant to start a new relationship because her last one was abusive? What even happened to her ex? Why doesn't she talk about him more? Is Daze's dream to run a coffee shop? What's Wyn's career? Are they all still in college?

A three year time skip is just way too long.

More importantly, I do not like Wyn with black hair!!

I wasn't a ride-or-die Nice To Meet You fan, but I still had all these questions. I can't imagine how its biggest fans felt about the ending. Well, no, I can. That comment section on the last episode is brutal. I'm sure the creator had a reason for rushing the series to a close, but I feel the fans are equally justified in being very frustrated by the unanswered questions and Mew suddenly ending up with Wyn when I think most were lead to believe the painting meant Daze was endgame.

6/10 ending, what a bummer ending for a series with such good art and characters.

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DEFINITION OF: "A HEAVEN" (No, I am not in charge of this alphabetizing system.) PART 1 OF 82 (I wish I was joking.) CW: SEXUALLY EXPLICIT 1a) A "HEAVEN" It's a derogatory word like an Insult, it's used against extremely stupid and racist People "Omg you're so such a "Heaven"" by Amdreed May 3, 2022 5 thumbs up 3 thumbs down 1b) Heaven Heaven is a girl that nobody can really define. She is a beautiful, goofy, smart, loyal, outgoing girl, but shy at first. She avoids love, making her biggest fear rejection, but in all reality, would really love to have a boyfriend. She’s keeps a small friend group of pure crackheads, the people that make her who she is. More than anything, she loves food, preferably junk food, but literally doesn’t gain any weight from it. She tends to think she’s doing things wrong all the time, but really isn’t. She can’t help but be perfect. Heaven is one of a kind. You won’t regret being friends with Heaven. by l.f.e October 27, 2019 482 thumbs up 66 thumbs down 1c) Heavenously In an angelic manner Hannah heavenously walked home from school by Kristooo June 20, 2019 9 thumbs up 0 thumbs down 1d) Heaven She's sexy, loves her friends ,a wonderful girlfriend ,but kinda shy.she doesn't like to stay in her house all day she likes to do fun stuff . she's kinda lazy,and likes to watch TV and cuddle, she love to long board .she's funny,smart,a good friend ,she has a bubble butt . and is a great singer and dancer!! I love Heaven by invasion February 21, 2015 230 thumbs up 54 thumbs down 1e) Heavener Getting head while going through a fast food drive through even while they hand you the food. Dude, did you hear that Z got a heavener yesterday at McDonalds. The cashier freaked out when he nearly splooshed on the fries. by WTown January 21, 2013 13 thumbs up 1 thumbs down 1f) heavenously In an angelic manner She heavenously floated across the ocean by Kristooo June 19, 2019 13 thumbs up 1 thumbs down 1g) heaven Cute always lovable,enjoy life never care, can be mean at some points, never give up she always the one to tell you the truth or right thing to do, loyal , never hurts anyone unless they hurt her, outspoken tell...(cont. in comments) https://www.instagram.com/p/Coan12iyB9S/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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ADDRESSING YOUR LBFAD CONCERNS:

Xiao Lanhua's voice is annoying: Her voice is very close to the actress's natural voice! It pitches down a bit as the series goes on and XLH matures and gains confidence, but that's essentially just her speaking voice. XLH definitely starts out the series young and immature, and it IS somewhat reflected in her tone, but really... Esther Yu just talks like that. You will get used to it. She is a super lovable character, and there's so much more to her than 'cute and immature.' She's clever, empathetic, and so, so brave.

First few eps are slow/boring: The first six or so episodes, XLH thinks she's living in a romcom and Dongfang Qingcang is just suffering. I find it very funny and cute, but if you need more actual plot, please keep watching for a bit. Things really start kicking into gear in episode eight, and they don't really stop from there. There is still a TON of time spent with the characters just interacting, getting to know each other, and yes, being silly, throughout the whole show, but that's honestly part of what makes it so good. LBFAD has a big, overarching plot, but it's also extremely character centered. They give everyone a chance to breathe. Some shows are so stuffed with plot that the characterization takes a backseat. LBFaD is not one of those shows. But for sure, it starts clipping along around episode eight.

Power Imbalance?: There is a power imbalance in the relationship at the start, obviously, but this is explicitly and directly addressed. You cannot miss it. It's super important to the characters that it is a thing they deal with before their relationship can move forward.

Age gap?: Inconsequential. XLH is a young immortal ('only' 1,500) and DFQC is... 38,000 years old, this is true. But they are both grown adults, which should make it fine on its own imo. In addition though, DFQC was sealed for thirty-thousand of those years, essentially unconscious. It's very Inuyasha in that respect. Those years can't count. Although XLH starts out the series quite naïve, so does DFQC. He has as much to learn about the world as she does, and you discover this along the way. They both start out immature and it's cool to see how they grow.

What else is there besides the romance?: FRIENDSHIP. XLH is allowed to have female friends completely free of her relationship with DFQC. Jieli is a really fun character; she's a jaded thief and swindler with a soft spot for her sweet friend. DFQC has Shangque, who is a giant dragon (who seems to forget he's a dragon) with zero brain cells but a big heart. Prime himbo material. XLH starts the series infatuated with the God of War, Changheng, and DFQC burns with jealousy over this, but eventually the two love rivals befriend each other and its delightful. Best sworn brothers ever. Danyin, who is the 'mean girl' of the fairies, goes from hating XLH to respecting and liking her, and she goes from being in love with Changheng to... something actually cooler (you'll see). Also neat battle scenes, ENDLESS gorgeous costumes and set pieces, and a lot of ear worms on the soundtrack.

Opposite gender friendships too! Danyin and Changheng are friends, XLH and Changheng become friends, Shangque comes to love and appreciate XLH as a friend. They all love each other. Love is everything. Love can change the world, and the power of love rules. The power of enduring love of all kinds; familial, friendship, and romantic, can do anything. Time and death have nothing on it

I’ve never watched Xianxia?: This is a PERFECT show to start with. It’s easy to understand for people new to the genre, and there’s really no point where you should be lost plot wise. If it’s your first Cdrama it may take you a while to get the hang of names, but you’ll get there. If you’ve only seen The Untamed, trust me this one is like twenty times easier on that front because the cast is smaller and the characters don’t have both names and courtesy names. Some characters have titles, but they’re very easy to remember for new fans because they’re easily translatable to English (ie Dongfang Qingcang is ‘Moon Supreme’).

The only problem is that if you do decide to watch other Xianxia after this, you might be let down most aren’t as good as LBFAD. 😆

I think for me LBFAD isn't the most complex story in the world, but it's really well told and the characterization is very consistent and… honest. It feels like the writers really adored what they were creating, and the actors equally adored portraying it. And the cast is all so likable, even if they don't start out that way.

It's a bit of a fairy tale (which I love!), but the romance forms around the characters, as opposed to the characters bending to the romance. Dongfang Qingcang isn't just a warlord; he legitimately cares deeply for his people and wants to protect them and for them to thrive. He's not just power hungry. Xiao Lanhua doesn't just fall head over heels for him; she has to grapple with their clashing moralities and how his goals are at odds with her. And like, yes it can be really cute and funny, but you WILL also cry and you WILL be emotionally devastated (happy ending though, I promise). It's not super thematically deep, but it's far from shallow; there are beautiful resonant moments that flesh out the world and the characters in surprising ways. It's smartly told and has so much heart. And lots of hot people.

In conclusion XLH and DFQC are THE most valid hets. Their love is the greatest in the three realms! DFQC is absolute peak tumblr blorbo material and this site would love him, and XLH is the bravest and best girl ever.

me trying desperately to get all my fellow gays (aka 90% of my followers) to watch Love Between Fairy and Devil and adore it and draw fanart for it and write fanfic for it, even though it's not gay.

[luvliewriting]

❦First Kiss Headcannons❦

Imagine: your first kiss with Quarry characters

Pronouns: Genderneautral

Note: If you want any of these written into an actual fic just let me know in my inbox :)

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Dylan Lenivy

Dylan is extremely shy and very self-conscious underneath, and there is no denying it

Due to his insecurity, you would need be the one to make the first move

He will look away when you cup his cheek but just drag your thumb across his lips and he will be yours

His kisses are soft, very soft

He is incredibly touch-starved and will always want your attention 24/7

If you kiss him once, he will want it again and again-there is no end

Please stroke his hair when you two are kissing, it will make him happy :)

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Abi Blgy

I mean, yeah, her entire face is beet-red and she can hardly form a sentence right after, but that’s just Abi for you.

Super shy kisses; doesn’t dare to move her lips against yours at first.

Her ears will turn bright red in happiness. After the kiss she'll freeze and than start squealing happily

Squeezes her eyes shut as the two of you lean in—like, really squeezes. Kind of how a toddler closes their eyes when you tell them to.

Her hair falls into your face when she leans in. It’s cute; it tickles your eyelids. She apologizes profusely for it and tries to sweep it away.

She’ll be nervous the first time you kiss, but she’s quick on her feet, and she’ll be setting the rhythm in no time.

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Emma Mountebank

Your first kiss with her will come as a complete surprise. There’s no telling where and when. She just does it. She’s very spontaneous.

First kisses with Emma can happen anywhere from the park at 6 am to the convenience store at 3:27 pm to a random bench at 4:54 am.. no in-betweens

Emma has never been one for flowery romance. There’s a comfort to that; at least you know she’s being honest at all times.

She kinda just does it. No bells and whistles.. she leans in, kisses you, leans back.

She probably takes a moment to admire you afterward, maybe smiles a little if you get all embarrassed and cute.

Might kiss you with cold lips just to mess with you.

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Jacob Custos

I am begging you please kiss him. Just hold him. Please kiss him

He's a little nervous leading up to the moment but he's so excited; you can see it in the slight bounce in his step and the glint in his eyes

Smiles leading up to the moment. Smiles through the kiss.

Kissing him is the sweetest thing ever. He'll pause to press his forehead against you and chuckle and smile at you

Subconsciously puts his hands on your waist or drapes an arm over your neck to bring you closer. Puts a hand on your cheek.

Just the sweetest boy ever. He smells like vanilla surprisingly. He will treat you right

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Kaitlyn Ka

she leans in first, cradling your face in her hands as she leans in

her lips are so soft and full, moving in rythm with yours

she tastes like strawberries and smells like lemons

she's very touchy when it comes to kissing, hands on your face, waist, or neck, just anywhere she can hold you

she tries to hold up a strong exterior but truly she's just a lovable goofball

loves to kiss your nose after a makeout session

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Nick Fucillo

he’s just so anxious 

bby  🥺

he doesn’t know if you’re ready and he doesn’t if he’s ready and he’s just overthinking everything someone tell him to slow down he’s gonna short circuit-

you’d definitely have to encourage him but it’s fine. he’s adorable like this.

When it does happen, it's soft and romantic.

He'll pull you into his lap, his hands securely on your hips letting you take control

When you two do pull away he just holds onto you, pressing his face into the crook of your neck as he says "I've been wanting to do that all summer."

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Ryan Erzahler

Ryan wants to kiss you. Ryan wants to kiss you so bad.

Early on in your relationship, the most physical contact between the two of you has been hand holding and sitting close to each other on the couch. Maybe a hug or two. Anything beyond that is WAY TOO MUCH FOR RYAN.

Still, good old Ryan knows what he wants, what he wants is to have a hot and heavy make out session kiss you gently on the mouth.

He needs you to make the first move.

So Ryan starts dropping little hints, both intentionally and unintentionally.

Slowly, giving him enough opportunity to pull away if he needs too, you lean in and press your lips to his.

The first kiss you two have is a soft, gentle press, an affirmation of love between the two of you. It's pure, condensed affection.

You can't quite tell how long it lasts, and neither can Ryan. All he can really process is the sound of your lips, his hands on your hips, just you, only you--

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Laura Kearney

She 100% started it. Probably when Max turned and you two escaped your cells

You were in the bathroom with Laura fixing her eye when she was just hypnotized by you

How focused you looked while working on fixing her eye, licking your lips making her wonder how they tasted against hers

When you finished, she just threw her fear to the wind and kissed you. At first she was worried you would push her away but instead you leant into the kiss wrapping your arms around her as she deepened it

If it weren't for Max injuring her, maybe Laura would have never known how your lips would taste

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Max Brinley

Max is actually pretty emotionally observant, he wants to make sure you want to kiss him as much as he wants to as well

he’s still a kid at heart, but he’s not slow

i mean, at times, sure but to call him slow would be an understatement. Man can, and will, get sloppy if the time comes to it

But he's still gentle even when he gets sloppy, he just doesn’t wanna mess thing up

bby

he’d probably kiss you again in excitement or because of the adrenalin

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Travis Hackett

He always found you attractive, he wasn't blind

But you two were friends for a while first, Travis is a pretty closed off person so he never thought something like a relationship would happen for him

But when it does happen, you have to be the one to make it happen.

Cupping his face in your hands as you slowly leant in to his face. Pressing yours lips against his

His lips are chapped but not too chapped that it's implesent.

After that, he tries to kiss you whenever he can: on your lips, your neck, your head, your hands, anywhere he can

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Hey I have a really cute idea for Anne Maria, what if f!reader was falling head over heels for her and Anne Maria never had a girl fall for her? Just headcanons on how she’d react please

Thank you so much!

ahhh omg!! this is like so cute i love her sm 😭😭 this ask is so good ily <3

Anne Maria x f!reader where Anne Maria hasn't had a girl crush on her before

Nahhh like i don't even know where to start on hcs here

like

this is genuinely just so cute of an idea so i have so many thoughts over it

okay first of all, you'd definitely fall for her due to how strong and persistent she is!

as someone who likes women, i'm bias cuz,,,,cmon,,, big tough girls <33

but Anne Maria isn't big buff strong

that doesn't matter; she's perfect in her own way

anyways-

when you first show signs of being attracted to her, Anne Maria does the wlw thing of "what a great friend! she must act like this with everybody"

Then she sees you talking with Zoey and is like "hm, maybe she just doesn't like Zoey that much."

But after seeing you interact with every other girl on the island she comes to the conclusion that you two are just best friends because you think she's super likable and pretty.

To be fair, she isn't wrong just the thinking is a bit off.

And then you start complimenting her a bit more and she notices your touches begin to linger and of course the only conclusion she comes up with is:

"Man, I am really fucking hot. Go me."

Because how is one supposed to differentiate girl flirting from girl friendship?? it's impossible!

So, of course, she starts reciprocating 'cause that's like how friends act and stuff, so she doesn't understand why you're suddenly so shy and duck away from her compliments.

"Y/N Girrrlll you are lookin' HOT today!"

She then panics when you just flop down face first in the middle of the camp.

"OMG WHAT'D I DO?"

"nothing" it is extremely muffled

"ARE YOU HURT?"

a shaky thumbs up rises from your limp body

After that, she has started to pick up on your crush and is just in crisis mode™.

crisis mode one being "oh my god I was too hot and now I have to let my bestie down cuz I don't like her back."

cue an interaction where Mike told you a joke and a few of the Mutant Maggots, including you, laughed.

Initiate crisis 2

"oh my god am I gay"

it's not her fault that your laugh is so lovable!

Or, at least, that's what she tells herself when she's in her denial stage.

At that point, she doesn't distance herself at all. On the contrary, she spends even MORE time with you because she has to be like "haha yes I am ms. hetero and I can handle hanging out with this cute girl who likes me a lot. definitely, 100%"

This just leads to her being even more flustered than you are around her, but she tries her best to play it off.

At one point, you'd hand her a flower that Dawn had found that somehow wasn't mutated and she'd short circuit and hesitatingly says thank you before leaving awkwardly.

She weirdly ends up going to Mike?? 'cause he's the person that she knows that has a girl who likes him.

Best to ask someone who has experience.

He's so confused when she comes to talk to him. Cuz he knows Vito has a relationship with her but???? She never really interacts with or likes Mike

She is extremely blunt with the situation albeit a bit nervous

"Okay like, how do...okay so like when...."

It takes her a minute but she gets there eventually

Mike is so confused and is just like "???? Why are you asking me?? I thought you were straight???? Wait who likes you???? Or who do you like??" Since he doesn't know if she'd doing that thing where you cover up your motives with a vague question yk

"I am! Straight, I mean. And it's none of your business, Mike. Just answer the damn question!"

"I don't know why you'd ask me! I have no idea what to do when a girl likes you! I like blackout anytime a girl I like talks to me cause I'm all nervous."

She has to put her head in both of her hands at that one

"You're such a loser oh my God..."

He would be insulted if it weren't the truth

And after that interaction, she's out of leads 'cause Mike was the only guy she was willing to talk to besides Cameron but she was certain he hadn't been with anyone. Plus, she didn't know if any of the other girls liked girls! That was personal stuff

Cue crisis 3

"oh my god i am so lost in this situation and i definitely like her back"

she tries her best to just,,,, reciprocate??

But then she realizes that her advances are most likely taken as friendly since that's what she did at the start

So she has to become more forward with it yk

Anne Maria's two braincells finally produced the coherent thought of "oh! it's the same as dudes but with a girl."

After that epiphany, you guys get together rather quickly

happily ever after blah blah blah you get the drill

i totally wrote so much more than what u asked for im so sorry qwq i just liked the request so much and i fuckin RAN with it