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badangle · 7 months

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“do it for him” and it’s a gifset of a smiley, victorious sidney crosby making bedroom eyes at his teammates

#he got to the locker room and stood there in his nasty jock and said “who wants me first”#sidney crosby #pittsburgh penguins #erik karlsson #jeff carter #tristan jarry #pens lb

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eloquentsisyphianturmoil · 4 months

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Just learnt ‘Findis’ is a combination of ‘Finwë’ and ‘Indis’—

they were that sort of sappy parent.

#This is actually hilarious to me hang on imagine it #dude’s first marriage produces an eldeitch horror of untold power that kills his very sensible very talented kind of freaky wife #He remarries straight into some cliche happy family bet they do matching Christmas photos every year and indis does pilates #Like imagine of Jane and Barry called their kin jarry that’s so stupid I can’t even describe #‘Oh look love she’s so cute the perfect combination of you and me WHY DONT WE NAME HER AFTER US LIKE PSYCHOPATHS’#Fucking dying #feanaro would’ve been old enough at this point to lose all faith in his mother in law at this point #That is literally her only documented name the other option is Tolkien literally could not be bothered #ANYWAY #silm shitpost #silm reallyshitpost #silm #silmarillion #the silmarillion #Findis #finwe #the silm fandom #silm fandom #the silm #tolkien #jrr tolkien

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larsnicklas · 10 months

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2023-24 NHL SEASON SNAPSHOT MOMENTS ↪ WASHINGTON CAPITALS @ ANAHEIM DUCKS

TOM WILSON completes his first career hat trick in his 700th game. His third goal was the game winner as the Capitals defeated the Ducks by a final score of 5-4.

#tom wilson #capitals #washington capitals #hockey #seasonsnapshots #meg.gif #meg.all #meg.caps #new series just dropped babes. cool nhl moments. all teams welcome. i'm just going on vibes but i have a pretty good grasp of the league!#if i miss something you would like to see in this series please let me know and i'll try to add it :)#'megan' you say. 'isn't a goalie goal on this night more significant than some guy's hat trick?'#and to that i reply: i am a capitals fan and this guy is important to me! so i had to make this first!! but i will do the jarry goal also!#i'm an equal opportunity lover of the game and i love goalie goals #also i will do the tkachuk bowl third period brawl with half the players getting thrown out.

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coffee-at-annies · 10 months

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“We’ve got the best goal-scoring goalies in all of hockey”

-Mike Rupp

#anne watches hockey #pens lb #first ned now jars this is perfect #mouse boy #but mother I love him #ned #i just think he’s neat #love thy goalie #tristan jarry #alex nedeljkovic

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muirneach · 3 months

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naur felix vs thanasi first round is so funny cause denis and thanasi are playing doubles in wimbledon together. battle for who gets to be denis’ best friend

#tennis #taking a look at the wimby draw #excited to analyze it :>#also denis vs jarry first round is scaryyyyy but idk jarry is more of a clay guy so who knows

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ehghtyseven · 2 years

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a baby :)

#tristan jarry #pittsburgh penguins #I am feeling some kind of way #about baby tristan with the word cherry across his chest #also the way he looks up and blinks in the first one tbh #ahem #anyway...#mine:gif #mine:pens #gif:pens #jars #penguins #baby jars

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lorephobic · 9 months

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i need to be admitted

#finally off work and can fully process the jarry news #cannot stop thinking about how barry gets asked about jacob in every single interview he does #and yet this is the first time he’s ever acknowledged a kiss #like. that bit of information is so. huge.#and it’s just something that he kept for himself for so long.#im going to throw up

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m3tth4ws · 8 months

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own this piece of pens history

#the pens are not ok #was gonna say first mated goalie dman pairing #but that would be a lie #tristan jarry #erik karlsson

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robertsugden · 3 months

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just seen hollyoaks has finally put an end to the abysmal ste and james about fucking time

#tf were the writers smoking when they put them together in the first place #jarry stans will never forget #this new character looks more ste's level

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martyrbat · 8 months

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lost the first peepaw sully game so now that means sidney is going to be workshopping on how to (politely!) ask sully to have his grandchild be put back where it came from

#pens lb #i fully didnt realize we were in the 3rd because of how uneventful the first was.#so jarry being pulled suddenly made me NAUSEOUS with realization

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provokedgoalie · 8 months

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this game was really good <3

#c #pens lb #didnt get to watch the first period but i watched the rest #i love it when commentators talk about guentz like he's a fragile child #bubble wrap that man!#also loved how they clowned him on trying to score on his knees like sid #JARRY SHUTOUT!!! 💕#SID TWO GOALS

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supersoldierbarnes · 10 months

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TRISTAN JARRY OH MY GOD

#GOALIE GOAL #first one in penguins history!#pittsburgh penguins #tristan jarry

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sofarsofastmp3 · 9 months

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a thought i have just to myself is i think jarry has been better this season than people want to give him credit for but i Get It considering you know. everything. really bad game (period?) for him tonight but besides the evil toronto game i’ve thought he’s played really well for a solid stretch

anyways this loss is eh to me we were on a win streak and those always have to end at some point. i’m just glad we proved we can stay in it when we start as bad as we did

#everyone has shit games it just sucks most when a goalie has a shit game #i have positive leaning jarry bias so this could be that speaking. i don’t have math to back me up #but this is the first Oh No game i’ve had with him in a while so that’s what my gut tells me #anyways. just speaking to the void here #p

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tkachunk · 2 years

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jars goatee sighting

#the pens do not know how to play without a Goatee Goalie #first maf now jarry #they havent been without in almost 20 years #pens lb #i work with someone named marc-andré and we also call him MA(last initial) i love the universal québecois experience

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jokerlennon · 1 year

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guy who already has a mile long reading list voice what if i decided this exhibition i want to go to needs as much research beforehand as possible

#i dont know anything about 'pataphysics but it seems interesting :-) i just saw the word absurd on the building and went 👀 tbh #the exhibition is mostly about alfred jarry so i want to read ubu roi but i would also need to read macbeth for that first....#AND it ends in september so i have a deadline!!!!! aaah!!!!!!!

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