#fiona goode headcanons

[multifandomfix]

Getting Caught Having Sex With Fiona Goode Would Include

Fiona is shameless and can be quite careless in protecting your privacy. She doesn’t mind who might see. It’s not like anyone would be stupid enough to stop her.

Your embarrassment at being caught in the act will probably illicit a smirk from Fiona.

She’ll tease you about it, for sure. “So shy now, but you weren’t so shy when you were screaming my name.”

Honestly, getting caught is only going to spur Fiona on. Unless you’re really adamant about stopping, she’ll just make a game out of it.

She may even try to get the two of you caught together more often, just because of how amused she is when you get all flustered.

For @theres-beauty-in-daydreams

Fiona Goode: @iticaboopsyou, @brienneseveruscalaway, @derry-n, @bluenystic, @peggycarter-steverogers, @mars-rivers, @gothtrash6969, @jona-lea, @callsigncrash, @words-of-holly, @somelonelywriter

[somnimagus]

Fiona and Hewie

[id in alt!]

[ninadove]

Happy (late) Birthday Nina🌟🌟!! I came back from the dead for this... I bring you Fiona and Kambe to give your cake!(^♡^)

(It looks like I'm holding them hostage for this but...yea you're not wrong)(first ever ask so I'm pretty nervous about this :,))

OMG THEY ARE SO CUTE!!!!! Look at them!!! I love Fiona’s sleeves especially — the texture is so pretty! ❤️💜

Thank you so so so much for thinking of me! 🎂 (And never fret about sending asks — if I don’t reply, it’s either that I haven’t seen it yet or that Tumblr straight-up ate it…)

[fleetsonourgecentral]

Another question IS:

IS scourge a womanizer in this? Like he flirts with every Girl that comes in his way before he dates Sonic but. Would he still do It after he and Sonic are in a relationship?

I feel like Scourge is too busy bragging about how he managed to score the Hero of Mobius to think about flirting with every girl he comes across. Like.... he could, but why would he when it's so much more fun to flirt with and annoy Sonic at every possible opportunity. Honestly, if anything his dedication to make sure everyone knows he's dating Sonic the Hedgehog has thoroughly ruined at least one future plan, where the freedom fighters would've liked to make Scourge flirt with someone as a distraction or something, but that plan won't work anymore because everyone on Mobius is unfortunately well aware Scourge is already taken, because he won't shut up about it.

This is, perhaps, for the best, because unlike Scourge, who just finds it funny when people flirt with Sonic, Sonic already gets jealous enough when other people flirt with Scourge. He would be steaming if Scourge flirted back, even if it was for a mission instead of out of actual interest

[theultimatemercenary69]

Shard and Nicole play very unhinged minecraft together

like, they’ll be playing and doing random bullshit like spawn camping people at 3am every night just for the “don’t log into Nicole’s minecraft server at 3 am (scary!)” gag or making among us jokes laughing, like, in hysterics as the other server members watch

shard would definitely have a soundboard filled with mob noises to scare the other players, nicole would make “good Christian minecraft server” jokes, they’d have so many mods too, they’d probably get like the guns mod just for the joke of pulling out a gun in minecraft, they’d definitely have the cars mod so they could harass server goers with “I woke up in a new Bugatti”

shard would have this elaborate scheme dedicated to messing with people whenever people log off and log back on, he would start small like breaking a few blocks around them, but then escalate gradually until Sally is logging on with an entire scaled replica of the death egg built around her that she has to mine her way out of

Nicole lets Fiona log onto the minecraft server, shard mines a diamond Fiona wanted, Fiona spawns a wither next to shard and traps him with bedrock that she somehow managed to get, Fiona is banned from the minecraft server because Shard screamed so loud into his mic it caused Nicole to almost explode her build

ok that’s all bye bye *kicks my feet and giggles*

[galaxofmuses]

Yeah! I get to talk about the good girl!

So there was a concept about Leon supposed or have a Bloodhound, but it never came to light or forgot about it. So I'm like fine! I'll do it myself!

The old bloodhound has been a family dog for years and her name is Fiona. She's always been a great companion for him since he was a child. But Once Leon's parents notice that she hasn't been active since he left to become an agent. The two really had to convince their son to take her in and it was the best decision Leon has ever made.

Fiona is jokingly named as the roommate for Leon and also a mom for him since she seems to approach to him gently for attention or check him in if he's in distressed from a traumatic nightmare. He never calls her an as emotional support dog. Fiona is family to him and that's all it matters.

[multi-royalty-arc]

A Madison and Fiona headcanon. (AU OF COURSE)

But what if Madison was also Fiona's child and Spaulding was the dad??

Fiona and Spaulding had something going on, he cut his tongue out for her, he's help her clear up multiple murders and it's no hidden secret that Fiona's relationship with Cordelia's father was a bust and what was more perfect to the woman with all the power than a man who never spoke back?

Of course she had given Madison up for adoption straight away. She couldn't even look after Cordelia, that was left to myrtle mostly. So Madison was risen by and adoptive family who were sworn to keep the child's true identity a secret.

Fiona when Madison had turned 16 sought her out. She was in movies making a name for herself and then there was the discussion of power, Fiona had to have her back under her clutches.

Cordelia never knew either, Fiona was able to keep the secret well. whether Myrtle would have know or not? could be up for debate. Though there were many comparisons between Madison and Fiona so she may have worked it out once she had met Madison for herself..

Fiona knew once she started seeing her own traits in Madison that things were not looking good for her role as the supreme, she never expected to be outdone by her own daughter, though she was all too worried about the wrong one. Madison reminded her too much of her younger self and had a sharp tongue to match.

It also half explains why Spaulding was so weird in wanting to preserve Madison when she died the first time, another clean up caused by Fiona herself. He was the girls father and although he was plain weird, I rather like the idea that the only other person who knew who Madison really was, couldn't tell anyone even if he wanted too.

[companypride]

Fiona's an Arcane Trickster, btw. She doesn't know any magic when she first meets Rhys and Vaughn but picks some up from them (I guess she levels up to 3 during the course of their adventures and could pick a subclass.) Her backstory is basically entirely the same. She makes an easy port to a fantasy universe.

[c0ffinshit]

Simon (John Q.) SFW AND NSFW Headcanons

a/n: i knew yall would like that so here are so hcs that i had that i can now share with the world

warnings: controversial, mentions of pussy eating, me speaking my truth

SFW:

okay, first off, this man claims to HATE modern music but… he has a soft spot for Fiona Apple

listen, this man is madddd and if he were a woman he would be a mean butch lesbian

he always drives you everywhere

even when you’re like “babe i can drive its fine” he’s like “no, i’ll drive”

he tells people his favorite movie is something film bro-y like fight club, but his favorite movie is something like little shop of horrors or when harry met sally

sorry im projecting

honestly, he is bad about talking about his emotions like homie doesn't have the words for it so he just gets angry

BUT he learns a lot from you about that

actually, you learn a lot from him too

he talks so highly of you, even before dating

like always talks about how he can hardly have a good and controlled day without you

if you two are a long distance away, he'll always call you and talk about your day

but even then, you two will stay on the phone for hours, just talking about whatever and how much you miss each other

always tries to be a sweet boyfriend and make you breakfast

expect he will burn it and the kitchen will be on fire

i will say this: simon is a sensitive boy, esp with people's emotions like if you're sad and crying about something you called 'stupid' he'll still hold you and tell you how not stupid it is

he HATES when you're upset, esp if he can't do anything to help you

he'll just sadly watch you til you feel better

and when you do, he'll get you your favorite blanket and stuffed animals and kiss you like the good bf. HE. IS.

sorry, my daddy issues are on full display *sobs*

definitely doesn't like it when you call him babygirl or pookie

even as a joke

the man doesn't get that

my man has an old soul IM SO FR

like he doesn’t really like modern TV or music

movies… that a different story

HE FUCKING LOVES MOVIES.

especially if it is like a movie musical or high fantasy (like lotr or hobbit)

maybe a comedy but like a comedy from like the '60s that is probably super offensive now

nfsw under the cut

NSFW:

first off, do i agree with the top allegations for simon? kinda.

listen listen, i only say kinda because of the fact that this man has angry ISSUES

like if you are being a brat, this man doesn’t hold back definitely into spanking for this reason

OKAY I HAVE A THING… when you two do it together, he is very… parental (if that makes sense)

like yes he is daddy we know but like he is the type to whisper “this is for your own good” as he spanks you

two words: BODY. WORSHIP.

this man will kiss and touch your body like it's your last day on earth

AUGH AND AND the look he gives you when he’s inside you FUCKKKKKKK

the look is filled with so much love and gratitude for you okay like this needs to be stated at all but like 8 inches

the type of 8 inches that hits against your cervix in the right way

AND ANOTHER THING when you two first get together, his libido is very low

which also means he is very easy to take care of

soooooo if you wanted to just do a blowjob, you hypothetically could

but then, like three or four months into dating, HORN DOG.

you're surpised when he isn't pressing against your while cuddling

but if anything, you’ll be the one getting head, not him

THIS MAN IS PUSSY WHIPPED.

like he will grab your thighs and pull you closer while eating you out he lovesssss hearing your moans when you're under him UGH

dude but like on the rare time like he will bottom, its lowkey kinda…

JOHN Q IS A SWITCH AND I WILL CONTINUE TO SPEAK MY TRUTH

this mfer groans like no tomorrow when he does bottom

soft,,,, begg…ing

like “you’re so good.” and then under his breath its “please keep going.”

also that boy has a praise kink with hints of degradation

am i saying that because i wrote a whole fic about it? yes. fuck yes.

im chewing at the bars of my enclosure

he gets so blushy when you look at him with your fuck-me eyes

COMMUNICATE WITH THAT BOY.

tell him what you want

tell him where you want it

tell him about your fantasies of him

he loves hearing your voice, especially when you talk in a soft and seductive voice

listen, the only reason i kinda don’t agree with the top allegations is because i believe JOHN Q IS A SERVICE TOP.

i've made my point very clear about that throughout this section

[ak319]

Yan Socialite brother x Fem G!P reader x Yan?Wife

➺Ezra Headcanon

As soon as Ezra was satisfied that your carriage had left the mansion safely, and after muttering a few prayers, he turned to Rowan, who immediately tensed in anticipation of the command to follow.

"Send invitations to all of my friends for a party. It will be held tomorrow evening at 7."

"But--milord, if I may ask, you've never thrown a party when the Lady of the house is away."

"Oh, Rowan, Rowan," Ezra's voice turned sharp as he stepped closer, his grip tightening on Rowan's face. "How could you even think it’s because my sister left that I’m hosting one, hm?" Rowan’s heart sank, panic rising as he feared he had offended his master. "N-no, no, I didn't mean it like that--"

"Oh, shush. I know exactly what you mean." Ezra's eyes narrowed as his grip loosened, but the cold edge in his voice remained. "But let it be clear, Rowan--this party isn't because my dear sister has gone on a trip. It's to celebrate her divorce."

Rowan’s face stayed tense, heart pounding in disbelief. A lavish party… because of the divorce? Of course, his master would. And it wasn’t as if your divorce had been a simple one, no, it unraveled painfully, each depressing knot pulled loose until it all fell apart. Your wife, Mabel, had suffered through two miscarriages--both of which, of course, were caused by Ezra. The relentless pressure and cruelty he'd put the poor woman through when you weren’t around like making her slip on the stairs--Rowan flinched, unwilling to relive that moment.

Afterward, Mabel had spiraled into such a deep depression that not even you could lift her out of it. Desperate, she finally asked for a divorce, which you granted. All because Ezra, in his twisted mind, deemed her nothing but a cheap whore, seducing his sister for money due to her lower-class background.

Rowan had conspired with his master throughout it all, so he wasn’t blameless. Yet, guilt still weighed heavy on him. Loyalty, after all, could blind a man just as easily as love.

"As you wish, master. I'll get straight to the arrangements."

Ezra sighed, clasping his hands together in front of him, a look of pure contentment spreading across his face as he basked in the sunlight, the gentle chirping of birds filling the air. Despite missing your presence and quietly worrying about your journey, he knew you needed this time away. You needed it to forget about that witch.

He prayed you wouldn’t return with another one.

༺𓆩❀𓆪༻

Time passed, and you slipped back into your usual routine after returning. Ezra, too, had finally found some peace. But, of course, his mother had to ruin things somehow. Out of nowhere, she brought up the topic of your marriage, prattling on about some suitor she had found--a girl from a "good family," Fiona Royce. Who the hell was that?

Ezra wasted no time investigating this supposed "catch." A good family, indeed. The eldest of three sisters, all of whom were well-bred. Fiona was smart, outgoing, and fashionable—qualities that, annoyingly, reminded Ezra of himself. But there was no way he was going to accept her. Not ever. In this estate, there was only room for one like him.

Without hesitation, he began spreading rumors about this so-called Fiona before you even had the chance to meet her. But Grace, sharp as ever, found out about her son's antics and scolded him harshly.

"You will not interfere in this matter, do you hear me?!" she snapped. "How can you spread such vile nonsense about someone’s daughter? The same could happen to yours one day. How would you feel then?!"

"Mother! I am not going to sit through another one of your lectures! (Y/N) just went through a divorce, and now you want to burden her with yet another problem?!"

"And I wonder what caused that."

Ezra folded his arms and scoffed, as if he had done nothing wrong, not a trace of regret on his face. "Gold diggers like her deserve exactly what she got."

"Well, news flash, Ezra--this marriage will happen. I can't stand to see my daughter in the state she's in, all alone. And just because her spoiled brother is too arrogant to accept it doesn’t mean it won’t. After (Y/N) gets married, I'll be finding your suitor too, so you can finally focus on your own life instead of meddling in your sister’s!"

"Mother, you can't do this! How-" Ezra’s voice was cut off as Grace stormed over, grabbing his shoulders firmly.

"Quiet. Enough of your tantrums, Ezra. Grow up. Learn to share--that's what I taught you, and what your father believed in. I swear, if you pull another one of your stunts, I will cut you off entirely. I won’t speak to you, nor will I see you again!"

His own mother, emotionally blackmailing him. Just… wow.

"You know what? Fine. Bring her here as your daughter-in-law. Let’s see what happens." Ezra's voice was laced with venom. "But mark my words--she’ll be just like the others."

With that, he slammed the door on his way out, leaving Grace standing there, wiping her tears. This was exactly why she had chosen Fiona. Only Fiona had the strength to tolerate Ezra, to stand toe-to-toe with him and still be a good wife to her daughter.

Grace composed herself before heading to your room, determined to ease your concerns about Fiona. She kept the truth hidden, though—about how Ezra had been the one to ruin Fiona’s reputation. She didn’t want to stir up unnecessary conflict between her children before the wedding.

༺𓆩❀𓆪༻

You met Fiona and were immediately drawn to her confident, sharp mind--not to mention her undeniable beauty. Her soft, golden hair seemed to glow in the sunlight as you both strolled through the gardens. Fiona wasted no time in trying to win you over. She needed to--she had wanted this for so long, ever since she first laid eyes on you at a party. Everything about you fascinated her, igniting a quiet obsession.

This was why her mother had subtly spoken to yours about Fiona being a potential suitor. Her parents, too, were impressed by their daughter’s choice and were eager to see it come to fruition.

The wedding soon took place, with Ezra maintaining his polite facade throughout the ceremony. But Fiona wasn’t fooled. She knew he was doing it all to stay in your good graces. Still, she wasn’t afraid. She had prepared for this moment, for the day she would become your wife and slowly capture your heart. She understood it would take time--after all, you were still likely weighed down by thoughts of your first marriage and the painful losses that came with it.

"How do I look?" Fiona asked, twirling slightly to show off her attire as you both prepared to leave for a dinner hosted by your business partner.

"Gorgeous, wife." You smiled, watching as she stepped closer, her fingers brushing your collar as she adjusted it.

"Is this the one Ezra gave you the other day?"

"Oh, no," she replied, smoothing the fabric. "I was going to wear that one, but I noticed the back was a bit torn, so I sent it off to be mended."

"Torn?" Your hands instinctively found her waist, pulling her gently toward you. "But Ezra is meticulous with his handiwork. How could that even happen?"

"No, he did a great job as always, perhaps the maid was too rough while washing it. But it's alright, darling." Fiona's voice was calm, but her resolve was unshakable. She wasn’t going to let Ezra control her life. What did he think? Showering her with gifts in front of you, trying to impress you with his false thoughtfulness, only to turn on her when you weren’t around? Not on her watch. She wasn’t Mabel--she wouldn’t crumble under his manipulation.

༺𓆩❀𓆪༻

"You know, since my sister isn't here, you should go back to your parents' house."

"Why is that, Brother Ezra?"

"Because your duty is to my sister, and she’s not here. It’s not like you’re contributing anything around here anyway." Ezra stood abruptly, pushing his chair back, but paused as he heard her voice behind him.

"I am not leaving."

"What did you just say?" Fiona rose gracefully and faced him with a determined look. "I said I am not leaving my wife's home. I am part of this family and this house, it's mine just as much as it is hers, and I will leave when I choose. In fact, I think (Y/N) would be quite upset if she returned to find her beautiful wife absent to welcome her."

She flashed a sharp, disdainful smile at him before turning on her heel and walking away, leaving Ezra dumbfounded. The audacity of this woman was infuriating. He knew he needed to take action before she became even more of a problem. But he had to be more calculated, she was not a meek lamb like Mabel.

So, before you returned, Ezra made an effort to apologize to Fiona, attempting to be as genuine as possible. Fiona remained wary, her suspicion of his motives not easily driven away.

When you returned, Ezra eagerly requested that you allow Fiona to work with him in his Clothing Workshop, praising her fashion sense. Fiona at first didn't want to work under him but this could be handy in way to win your sympathy if Ezra pulls another stunt and she also just wanted to please you , seeing how happy you were when he proposed this.

You agreed without hesitation, pleased to see them getting along. But your satisfaction turned to concern when Ezra erupted in tears and rage over half of his new line being destroyed by fire--on a night when Fiona had been working late.

After managing to calm Ezra and escort him to his room, you returned to your own, where you found Fiona sitting on the loveseat in the balcony.

"Are you here to scold me?" she asked, her voice trembling. "If you are, go ahead. I don’t mind. I don’t even care if you don’t trust me anymore because I’ve disappointed you... and even Ezra. I’ve caused a loss to this family--"

Before she could say more, you gently cupped her chin, guiding her gaze to meet yours. "Shh, don’t say that. I don’t want these beautiful eyes to be clouded with despair, love." You wiped away a tear, and she immediately sought comfort in your embrace.

"Ezra has always been a bit... sensitive and intense about his work," you said softly. "I think it might be best if you focus on managing the household instead."

Fiona looked up at you, her expression anxious. "Do you think I caused the fire?"

"No, no. I don’t think it was your fault. I’ve been informed that the fire started because of a faulty electrical wire," you reassured her. "Why would you put your own life at risk like that?"

Fiona’s relief was palpable. The truth was, she hadn’t caused the fire--Ezra’s sabotage was the real culprit. She could hardly believe she had managed to save herself in time. How low could Ezra sink?

"I just--worry for your safety," you continued softly. "After this, you two obviously can’t work together. So, please stay at home and manage the budget instead."

Fiona nodded, a flicker of triumph in her eyes. At least she had achieved something, despite the cost. 'Take that, Ezra. You won, but at what price?'

As time went on, you found yourself falling in love with Fiona, gradually healing from the trauma of your first marriage.

༺𓆩❀𓆪༻

"Where’s your ring, Fiona?"

Fiona looked at her hands in confusion and chuckled nervously. "Oh, it must be in the bathroom. I’ll be right back, love." She gave you a quick peck on the lips before hurrying to the shared room. To her dismay, despite turning the room upside down, she couldn’t find it. Panic set in--what would she say to you and your mother if she lost a family heirloom?

She suspected Ezra’s involvement. If he was behind this, he had made a grave mistake.

You were indeed pissed at her carelessness but eventually joined her in the search. Fiona managed to convince you that she might have left the ring at her parents' house during a recent visit to which you calmed down. It broke her heart as this was the first time she had seen you mad and it was because of her stupid mistake.

The next day, Fiona went to her parents' house first thing in the morning to look for the ring. Her hunch proved correct. She found it in the room of Obelia, her second sister, who had a known crush on Ezra.

"I-I’m sorry, sister," Obelia stammered, looking guilty. "Ezra’s servant brought the ring here and said it was just a harmless prank Ezra wanted to play on his sister-in-law. I didn’t realize it would cause such trouble."

"How many times have I told you to stay away from him? You should have informed me about this! Don’t you understand? HE’S TRYING TO DESTROY MY LIFE, MY RELATIONSHIP! HE EVEN TRIED TO KILL ME!" Fiona's mother stepped in, attempting to placate her daughter and offering apologies on Obelia’s behalf.

"W--why is it that you get to marry the person you choose, and I’m not allowed to have any say in who I like? Shouldn’t you be happy for me and arrange my marriage to him so we can be together? Maybe then he won’t harass you anymore!" Obelia’s own frustration now evident.

"Are you out of your mind? You want to marry that selfish bastard?! What kind of lies did Ezra tell you?"

"He didn’t lie, Fiona!"

"You know what? Fine. I’ll talk to Ms. Grace about Ezra’s marriage and see what happens. But listen to me, Obelia--don’t blame me for what happens to you if you choose to pursue this."

༺𓆩❀𓆪༻

To everyone’s surprise, Ezra agreed to the marriage, and preparations swiftly began. Fiona, however, was not taken aback. She saw through Ezra’s schemes--this was merely leverage to manipulate and threaten her using her own sister. 'If only you knew, Ezra, what I have in store for you.'

Almost a week after the wedding, tragedy struck when Obelia suffered a severe accident in her carriage, resulting in paralysis from the waist down. She was confined to bed, leaving everyone devastated. Ezra, however, was less concerned about her condition and more troubled by the prospect of being publicly labeled as having a handicapped wife.

“Something on your mind, Ezra?” Fiona’s voice cut through the silence, interrupting his contemplation in the gardens. Annoyed, Ezra turned to face her with a forced smile. “Just enjoying the scenery.”

“Hm. I’m also enjoying the view, but not here. Inside, watching my sister bedridden and helpless, unable to even manage something as simple as keeping track of a ring--now that’s truly satisfying,” Fiona retorted, her tone dripping with disdain.

“Wow, didn’t expect you to be so ruthless, sister-in-law. Nearly killing your sister over a ring? Tsk, tsk. How pathetic. Just what you'd expect from someone of your low class.”

“Call me whatever you want, Ezra. This is a warning--to show you how far I’m willing to go to stay by (Y/N)’s side. Obelia means nothing to me. I’ll fight anyone who tries to take her away.”

“I still don’t care, because guess what? She’s getting divorced. There’s no way I’m spending my life with... that.”

“Be my guest. But remember, Ezra, I’m just like you--willing to go to great lengths to protect what’s mine. And at the end of the day, there are some things only I can give (Y/N).” Fiona's words were laced with a cold certainty.

Ezra’s face flushed with rage as she leaned in closer, whispering in his ear.

“As in, you know... a child. You’re not that naive, are you? And believe me, (Y/N) really wants one. Really , really does. She tries every day.”

Ezra recoiled in disgust, his anger barely contained.

“Your parents clearly never taught you basic decency,” Ezra sneered, wiping his ear and glaring at Fiona with fierce determination. “I’d like to see you give birth to one first.”

“I’m not Mabel,” Fiona shot back, her voice cold and steady. “I’m not clumsy enough to fall or... reveal what happened on that ferry.” Ezra’s heart skipped a beat. Though he tried to mask his panic, Fiona saw through his facade.

“Oh, I’m aware of that incident. Anyone with a brain would be. But don’t worry, I won’t mention your name in connection with it. After all, you’re my wife’s brother, and I wouldn’t want her to face any humiliation or business losses because of you. So, let’s set aside this animosity and try to be... civil.”

“I won’t let you get away with this,” Ezra spat, swatting Fiona’s arm before storming off. To Fiona, now well-acquainted with Ezra’s manipulative tactics, it was clear he had assented in his own way, though he remained defiant. This was going to be an intriguing game from now on.

[rootspiral]

That's two votes for Lilia having an owl, and I'm SO down for it. I was actually obsessed with Athena as a kid and I'm obsessed with Lilia now soooo. And I adore your name pick too, but you wanna know something fun? In Sicilian the nickname for Battista is Titta, so she's end up calling him Tits.

Also agreed on Jen being a bird kind of person, and I feel like he'd have a herb-related, kind of pompous name. Like Cilantro or Patchouli or Tarragon.

I really like a heron for Alice, but I'm too invested in her having a dog by now. Another nice breed option would be a Bullmastiff, they're like the ultimate gentle protector. Would Alice's dæmon have a Chinese name?

ABSOLUTELY YES re: Billy's red winged blackbird, that's genius, that's brilliant! And it fits his aesthetic and goes well with Agatha's Belladonna. I love you for this. And it would be a male too I think, females are brown? (Although I wouldn't mind Billy having a female daemon, it'd suit him.)

Mmh I'm calling Billy's blackbird Veneficus (poisonus/magical in latin) and Tommy's road runner Veloxa (speedy in latin). Neffy and Loxy.

38 for both Agatha and Rio please 🙏 I love Daemon headcanons.

38: What would their dæmon be?

YES I was hoping for this exact question, thank you!

I had to think a lot before choosing one for Agatha, the most obvious answer would be a bunny since that's what her familiar (probably) is, and she needs those cuddles and moral support real, real bad. Another fun option would be a monkey like Mrs. Coulter's, so she can have her own lil fucked up relationship with it. Not to mentions the really fun options like a raccoon or a skunk, to match her stupid clown personality.

BUT my final answer is: a magpie.

An eurasian magpie, to be specific. Omnivorous, devilishly smart, capable of grief, rumored to be a thief, rumored to bring bad luck. Its colors remind me of Agatha's iconic outfit too.

I'm calling her Belladonna, it's witchy but also tongue-in-cheek (it pretty much means 'hot lady'). And yes, Agatha would be the rare person who has a same-sex dæmon, which I'm sure freaked Evanora out. Bella would be aiding and abetting Agatha's crimes and play along during her improv con schemes, but in reality they'd have such a strained relationship. I think Agatha hasn't shown any affection to her dæmon in a long, long while.

As for Rio, I've played a bit with giving her either a maggot or a shiny green beetle, but no, I can only pick one answer: a rat. Just a fat, regular ol' rat.

Rats have a bad rep, you know? This little guy is sweet and smart and clean and loyal, he has cute little cold fingers. He loves fruit and veggies. He has a very ancient name that no one can pronounce anymore, but people usually call him Mortimer (which means dead sea), Mort or Morty for short.

AAA headcanons ask game

[parkvcrs]

Boyfriend!Marshall Lee Headcanons

• Contrary to popular belief, Marshall Lee is actually a good boyfriend and treats you like a princess… but you have to squint a bit because he doesn’t directly tell you. He’ll act almost the same way he does with Fiona, but underneath that façade, he does care for you.

- (Which is very surprising to Fiona because of all the shenanigans she and Cake get into because of Marshall, but I digress).

• He is extremely flirty with you. He even likes to tease you a bit.

• He loves it whenever he gets the chance to sing to you or show one of his new songs to you. He won’t make it a bit deal and gather a crowd. He’ll keep it lowkey. Just between you two.

- If you can sing? Then by all means, PLEASE join in!

• Marshall definitely writes songs for you and about you. And if you’re comfortable, he’ll try bringing you along to every party he attends where you can watch him sing.

• Because he’s a vampire, he is more active during the night. So, expect him to try and bother you (with the best intentions) in the dead of the night.

• When you go out on dates, don’t you dare touch his french fries! You already saw how badly that went with his mom.

• He won’t admit that he loves physical touch and I feel like that’s his top love language. So, whenever you get the chance to hold him or cuddle him? He is as happy as he can be. :))

• He would try and play pranks on you.

- And fail because you know him like the back of your hand.

- The aftermath would be very awkward. Marshall would just be standing there like: 0-0;;.

• This man showers you in compliments whenever and wherever he can!

• He loves watching movies at his place with you in pajamas.

- Would love it if both of you even wore matching ones. It would be so cute! 😭

[rekino2114]

Have headcanon of Yor and Fiona from spy x family with their S/O being kidnap by their enemy. S/O still don't know their real identity. This is bad day for kidnappers and like to see girl rage mode

Have yourself a good day and you're awesome :D

Yor briar and fiona frost's s/o getting kidnapped

Yor briar

Someone's gonna die tonight, most likely multiple people.

The moment she learns you got kidnapped, she instantly goes thorn princess mode, genuinely who thought it was a good idea to kidnap a famous assassin's lover? she was the angriest she had ever been and she showed absolutely no mercy.

She made her way through wherever you were being held captive slaughtering everyone she saw along the way and found you crying and tied up.

Her heart ached seeing you in that state, she hated seeing you like that and in her head it justified all murders she had just committed, she untied you, hugged you and started comforting you,even if she was covered in blood the familiar warmth of your wife's embrace still managed to calm you down.

"Shhh calm down, it's me honey, I know you have a lot of questions but just calm down for now, I'm here and you're safe now"

The conversation that followed was awkward but yor is really happy you still accepted her despite her job (she also got like 200% more protective over you wo good luck with that)

Fiona frost

Unlike yor, fiona won't kill anyone......intentionally, she might break someone spine while kicking them too hard.

She's busting down the place you're being held in with a group of WISE agents mere minutes after she finds out where it is and arresting everyone there.

She's genuinely terrifying to everyone there, asking where you are with a cold, deadly tone and a shadow over her eyes.

When she finds you, she feels both relieved and really guilty. She's happy you're alive but you wouldn't have ended up like this if it wasn't for you connection to her

"Snowflake, are you alright? It's me, fiona, everything's fine now,i've got you.....I'm sorry for all of this"

She's very glad you're not mad at her for hiding her job or indirectly getting you kidnapped. You just think it's really cool that your wife is a badass spy (she also got a lot more protective)

[fairyrcts]

fall bf!matt headcanons

by fairyrcts contents - fluff, intended lowercase, pet names

an - i adore fall matt

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fall bf!matt who gets excited over small things

"baby, look!" his voice was excited as he picked up a perfectly shaped maple leaf on your morning walk.

"it's like the emoji!" matt's smile was brighter than the morning sun, it beamed so happily.

"take a picture, sunshine." you reciprocated the gleamimg grin while matt let go of your hand for a moment to take a photo of the picture-pefect leaf.

fall bf!matt who makes mini at home dates

you came downstairs after over an hour of working. the smell of sugar cookies filled your nose.

matt stood infront of the oven, taking a batch of pillsbury halloween cookies out of it.

on the couch sat two autumn-themed blankets, a small platter of food, a candle and the tv set on tim burton's the corpse bride.

"okay, so we're gonna have a marathon. we've got corpse bride, frankenwienie, hocus pocus, beetlejuice and edward scissorhands. sound good?"

fall bf!matt who'll buy you autumn snacks

"look what they had at the store!" he smiled as he walked in through the door and sat the grocery bag on top of the table in front of you.

he began taking the items out of the bag, handing you a pumpkin spice cookie and a cinnamon coffee.

"are these for me?" you ask with a small grin on your face before he nodded and gave you a small kiss to the cheek. "duh."

fall bf!matt who makes autumn playlists for the two of you.

matt laid on your chest, the both of you scrolling on your phones while clairo played on the tv in his room.

you looked through instagram, a notification popping up on your phone from the boy who's head was lying on you.

"did you just..?" you giggled, looking down at him.

"yup. it's a fall playlist. it's got the smiths, fiona apple, beach weather, mazzy star. literally everything." his voice was gentle as a soft smile appeared on his face.

fall bf!matt who's always outside with you

the two of you walked the streets of boston, coffee shops and book stores on either side on you.

"i hope you know, we're 100% having an autumn wedding." he looked down at you as he spoke, swing your hands a bit.

"in order to even have a wedding, you have to propose first." you said in a teasing manner.

"in order to propose, i need to know you're okay with an autumn wedding." he spoke in a know-it-all tone.

"i'm more than okay with it, i promise you."

[darlingi-loveyou]

will solace headcanon time i love my boy

- casual stoner. when he gets breaks from the infirmary, he and drew get weed from behind the dionysus cabin and smoke together. they like to do it on the big house porch because dionysus couldn’t care less—the only reason he doesn’t do it with them is because he’s not sure if it goes against his punishment from zeus—or behind the apollo cabin when chiron’s around. piper has a cart and the two of them take hits from it and talk shit whenever she comes to visit. he doesn’t really smoke around nico though, just because he’s said he doesn’t like the smell (nico doesn’t really care otherwise, since it helps with will’s anxiety), and definitely not around percy because of everything that happened with gabe

- he’s started talking to dionysus about his anxiety, imposter syndrome, and seasonal depression. dionysus wants to talk to him about testing him for mild ocd

- his hair looks like a renaissance painting of patroclus, just blond

- loves his friends so much. he’s their biggest supporter in the entire world and if they didn’t all live at camp, he’d probably try to convince them to all live in a giant house together

- he’s very casually affectionate. he says i love you a lot, but he always means it. hugs and kisses his friends on the cheek. physical touch is his giving love language (he always makes sure he has consent, first, obviously)

- his receiving love language, however, are words of affirmation. he needs to verbally hear that he’s doing a good job—as a friend, as a boyfriend, as a healer, as a son, just in life

- he’s trained himself to be a light sleeper after years of working in the infirmary and becoming head counselor. sometimes his body just wakes himself up in the middle of the night and he has to sit in the infirmary until he’s positive that everything and everyone is fine and he’s literally the only one awake

- similarly, he has a crazy sixth sense of knowing when his stop is if he ever dozes off on public transport, and always wakes up two stops before. he thinks it stems from spending his a lot of his formative years traveling around with his mom while she toured, constantly waking up in new cities

- he iris messages his mom every night and tells her every single detail of his day

- being both a true crime junkie and a medic at a demigod camp, gore has absolutely no affect on him. this boy delivered a baby and has reattached countless limbs; he falls asleep listening to podcasts where twenty-something women talk about serial killers so notorious they have to give a content warning. a Saw trap isn’t going to faze him

- he met maren morris when he was younger and his mom opened for her. he got her signature and is still planning on getting it tattooed, he just hasn’t had a chance

- he has a very high pain tolerance and has a lot of stick-n-pokes, some of which he did himself, including a wonky-looking star that he let nico do and woobeewoo from Adventure Time

- his favorite music artists include kasey musgraves, taylor swift, leith ross, baby fisher, gracie abrams, fiona apple, fleetwood mac, dolly parton, carrie underwood, and troye sivan

- “ribs” by lorde makes him cry

- so does “the bug collector” by haley heynderickx

- he’s terrified of spiders

- he cries when anything at all happens to a dog in a movie. he watched All Dogs Go to Heaven with nico and was a such disaster by the time the credits rolled that the two of them had to sit there for half an hour until he calmed down. he has a core memory of watching Bolt with his mom when he was little and sobbing into her arms at the end. his siblings have expressly forbidden him from ever watching A Dog’s Purpose, for fear that it would literally send him into a deep depression

- kayla literally bought him cargo pants because she was so sick of him wearing shorts in the middle of winter. he’ll never admit it, but they’re his favorite pants he owns

- his fictional crushes are rodrick heffley, both marceline and marshall lee, jennifer check, edward cullen, alice cullen, ella of frell, prince char, nefara de nile, and jade west

- his mom took him to to see a free, outdoors production of Romeo and Juliet when he was twelve and he really liked it. he hates reading, and the combination of dyslexia and shakespeare is interesting to say the least, but he woke up one night missing his mom a lot, and found a copy of the play on one of his siblings’ nightstands, and decided to try reading it for nostalgia’s sake. that lasted about ten minutes. kayla woke up at the crack of dawn to go practice archery alone and found him in the empty infirmary, where he went so he wouldn’t wake anyone up with his glowing, sound asleep in a chair with the book still open in his lap

- it’s easy to forget he’s from texas when you hear his voice after years of living at camp, but a soft southern drawl slips out when he says certain words, and especially when he sings

- his favorite taylor swift eras are debut, fearless, and lover

- he knows how to shoot a gun and has insane aim, much better than when he shoots a bow and arrow. because of this, he feels very strongly about mandating gun laws and safety regulations because he knows firsthand just how dangerous they are. nico has no idea and will’s just waiting for the moment he can surprise him with it

- he has perfect pitch and lowkey doesn’t even realize it

- his handwriting is so atrocious he can’t even read it himself. one time he enlisted nico to take notes for him in the infirmary, but nico’s cursive was almost harder to read than will’s chicken-scratches

- caffeine has almost no affect on him, except maybe spiking his anxiety, but he’s gaslit himself into thinking it keeps him alert

- he’s extremely empathetic, just knows how to put on a brave face

- he has literally no idea how to ask for help. my boy is so used to taking care of everyone that people have to literally beg him to let them help him with work or console him

- he desperately wants a cat

[thequietkid-moonie]

Could you do a Yor Forger and Fiona Frost prompt where the reader is underestimated by everyone even though in reality they are really strong?

Usually underestimated S/O is actually really stronge

[ HEADCANONS ] [ Yor, Fiona ]

[ Spy x Family ]

Yeeee! Thanks you so much for requesting this amazing prompt! I been wanting to write it for a while but I had no idea with who, so thank you dear savior!

Yor Briar

Yor is quite naive and being in a relasionship just increases that thanks to the constant flustered feeling that just being with you gives her, still, as much as it embarrases her to say it she loves you deeply and she loves you just the way you are, so, at the end, she accepts you without much troubles

Actually, Yor takes your real strenght as something normal and even makes her feel quite comforted that you two have that in common! It makes her feel normal and even comforted, making her feel like despite everything she can have and enjoy a normal life at your side!

Despite taking your strengtht as something completely normal that doesn't mean she doesn't admire you, because she does and a lot! And not only because of your strength, the more she gets to know you the more she falls in love and the more reasons she has to admire you (even if she can feel a little bit overwhelmed by that love)

Yor won't really notice or realice that people tend to underestimate you and think you are pretty weak, it take her a while and is more likely because of people saying it explicitly and still it is a thought that will stuck in her head, she knows how stronge you are so she can't understand why others wouldn't see it, let alone critize you because of it

After thinking about it for a while she will start to feel bad for it, in her mind it start to grow some insecurities and worries about how will you react when you heard others talking about you like that, she start to believe that it will probably sadden you so she will try to comfort you by reminding you how much she love you and how she can see your true strength (even if you don't mind the other's opinion or even haven't hear it)

Also, in and attempt to help Yor end up getting into the conversation whenever others are talking ill about you, trying to defend you by saying how stronge and admirable you truly are! But if they still doesn't believe her then she will feel more sad, almost as she has failed you (and may even end up apologizing to you for not being able to defend you)

Even so, if you end up showing off how stronge you are in front of others (either by coincidence or to show them a lesson) she will be more focus on you, feeling flustered but also happy to have such an amazing partner before even thinking about how with this others will finally understand how amazing you truly are!

Fiona Frost

No matter if you are a spy or just someone who she has meet because of a mission one of the first things that have caught her attention of you it was your strength

For Fiona her loves also comes with an inmense admiration for who you are and how are you, besides with her work as a spy she will find out a lot about you one way or another so getting to know that you are actually really stronger just increase her admiration and love

Fiona is in the duality of wanting to see you in action, to have the honor to witness any kind of display of your true strength and wanting to protect you and show off that she is stronge too so she can win your affection (even when you two are already together thats how she thinks things work, no matter if you try to reasure her that she doesn't have to do it she will still try to show how worthy she is of you)

Fiona doesn't show it much but just as she admires you a lot she is willing to defend you and your honor with the same intensity, she can be quite intense and intimidating when it comes to you, for good or bad, so when she start to notice that people tend to underestimate you because you don't look thats stronge she is immediatly mad

Fiona takes it as a personal offense whenever she heard someone talking about how weak or little you seem to be, she actually has to control herself a lot to don't go and teach them a lesson for talking about her beloved that way, but the more irritated she grows the more dificult it becomes to hold back herself, so is more likely she will end up intimidating them when trying to calmly tell them to shut up

It doesn't matter if you don't really mind being underestimate, nor even how much you try to reasure her nothing will stop the growing rage she feels inside of her whenever someone even dares to say the smallest bad comment about how weak you actually look, she still clench her fists while ranting about how stronge and amazing you are in her mind, but if it does affect you she will scare the hell out of anyone who dared to even think ill of you

Although, if she end up witnessing how you personally show how stronge you actually are to those people who were talking ill of you she feels like she is falling in love with you once more, no matter how much times she see it she swears it is always amazing to see