#finished s5ep4

[eldritchqueerture]

i dont care!!!! if shes trying to help!!!! i dont care shes "upset" about having to "make difficult choices" for the "greater good" shes so fucking grrhghhgrgh i am a number one mor hater she is so villain coded i dont care if she isnt actually trying to be evil shes making me go fucking feral. you could have explained it in a way that would paint you in a better light but noooo you had to go and be all cryptic and ominous and vague like im SORRY but i hope she dies

[limeade-l3sbian]

My Favorite Kitchen Nightmares (US) episodes. Just put in order of seasons and episodes. These are all completely free on YT. YES, it has all the dramatic music and ridiculous cuts bc it is the 'Murica version. Leave me alone, I grew up with this version.

Peter's [S1EP1] Bro is a giant baby who acts like he's in The Godfather. Turns out, he actually was in the mafia and was a made member of the Bonanno Family before being kicked out of that family and disowned by his real family. All of that is discovered after the episode, but knowing it going into it makes it a little funnier. Also, the best line: "You fuckin' blowjob! You're a fuckin' blowjob!" One of the most Italian episodes on the show.

Sebastian's [S1EP6] Him and his damn "concept" sucking his wife's bank account dry while he dreams of making a franchise off his name one day. Runs up on Ramsay who's like, "What's up?" Also, calls mommy and daddy after a single critique from Gordon. Gold from beginning to end.

Luigi's D'Italia [S5EP4] Grace. I had a literal crush on Grace when I first saw this. She's the best and to be honest, her husband kind of has her back in a really great way lmao. A lot of yelling and also, if the name wasn't obvious, another deeply Italian episode lmao.

Mill Street Bistro [S6EP11 + EP12] Deluded man thinks he's better than the area he's in and talks down to everyone despite having the "common sense" to put raw onions in a soup. This one is great because there's a part where Gordon is tearing him the fuck up and the staff is listening in and feeling vindicated. Very punchable man who gets flustered very easily dealing with Gordon.

Amy's Baking Company [S6EP16] You just have to watch it. Don't look up anything about it before you watch it. I saw it when it was new and it is just bizarre from start to atypical finish.

[nj-redmond]

Orr: I've transformed in many ways but never into machinery before. Dunno where that came from. I didn't mention it to the masseuse as, well... what would I say other than "Kate, sorry to ask you a personal question, but I don't suppose you have a penchant for a vertical, metal shaft?" That's not appropriate when someone's rubbing you with a hot stone.

Ng: Or ever.