#finally someone who gets it

[clingyduoapologist]

Tbh I think that some people just don’t get how salty dream can be. That song was about quackity

Exactly

[asterdeer]

grabs you by the shoulders. imagine you’re a space priest. and the prophet from centuries and centuries ago who gave you hope and belief for a better future in place of your childhood’s yawning abyss of despair and insignificance is still alive 900 years later because he rejected everything he ever said and became undead to keep from dying because he was afraid. and you meet him and he’s a murderous vampiric demon creature who you have to put up with because of plot reasons but every time he kills or hurts someone it gets to you. and it gets to you and gets to you and gets to you until you have to watch him do it in front of you and you think “okay fuck this, not anymore” and you pray like you’ve never prayed before. and god answers. the space god answers your prayer personally and gives you peace and stops the undead ex-prophet and the undead ex-prophet also sees god but it’s not peace he gets. and he tells you that he’s been locked away from the god he envisioned, he’s done too much evil and he doesn’t regret it enough because he’s more afraid to die than he’s sorry that he sold his soul. repentance is impossible.

and you look at this devastated wet rag of a demonic vampiric soulless creature and think “i could fix him.”

[zot3-flopped]

I slightly despair at that long 'insider' anon you posted about the bikes. Mainly because it's just another so-called Harry fan who pays absolutely no attention to the crumbs of information that Harry gives out about his life.

He likes being active and outdoors. He lives and works and socialises in London. These are facts about him that are verifiable. You can't really drive around easily in London but you can cycle. Lime bikes are everywhere. Your own bike would get nicked, thrown in a van, and sold in Cambridge or somewhere for fifty quid.

I saw another anon about Harry looking sullen in pap photos, an eternal topic. Paparazzi say that he hates being photographed, he's hard to find, he doesn't want it, and occasionally might have paid for them to go away. That's what you see on his face, he's unhappy at being photographed. It doesn't change whether he's with a man, a woman, a girlfriend, a friend. Sometimes he smiles for people with phone cameras because presumably they are fans and he's famously nice to fans.

I don't get how a fan cannot understand that the person who famously gives no good face to paparazzi, no good clothes, a bloody claw clip in his hair for years (hardly a great look for pop's main man right now) is not likely to be calling paparazzi, and if he did, he would at least make an effort. Not to mention, having a shooting schedule for some really weak deal advertising something that thousands of people are using every day, like he's some sort of Instagram influencer lightweight? That anon is betraying how far down the food chain she works. Harry is really good at marketing and advertising and he's not getting out of bed to faff around with the small sum of money that would be -- in comparison to a Gucci contract, for example.

It seems like some of his fans are so slavishly devoted to this idea that very very rich established A-listers behave exactly the same as reality tv show stars, who are just starting out and hoping for a career best presenting a daytime antiques show. Think bigger for Harry!

It is so much more fun being a fan when you realise he kinda quietly and secretly does what he likes to do, and he avoids doing what he finds very stressful. (Like talking about his real life so that weirdos on the internet can take it apart piece by piece. Or walking red carpets with girlfriends. Or telling us who his songs are about so the madder fans can doxx people. Etc.)

👏👏👏👏👏

[t1mmytim]

tfw someone reblogs your post and puts 'HAHAHAHAHAHAHA' in the tags

[mermaidsirennikita]

[timetravellingkitty]

You're actually from jupiter

THANK YOU

[jaylaxies]

JAY ANIMAGUS IM GONNA KISS YOU RIAA BABY

JAY MY BLACK PANTHER FR I ACCEPT THOSE KISSES ANONNIE 💗🫵🏼

[comicallysmallcereals]

YES PERFECT!

OMG BUTCHNATURAL???????????????

[secundus-cinaedus]

saw your tags on my post and i followed because your bio is awesome 👍🏻

hell yeah 👍

[spell-weavers]

No! I will not grill you a cheese!

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The peach tree beams so red, How brilliant are its flowers!

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[sionnisaweirdperson]

THATS WHAT IVE BEEN THINKING SINCE I HEARD ABOUT HOW BILL WAS ORIGINALLY FROM A 2-D DIMENSION!!! I WAS LIKE "huh flatland refrence" AND DID NOT THINK ANY FURTHER BUT YEAH FLATLAND. (i tried to tell my friend about it and they were like "wth is flatland" and then i ranted for two hours its one of my favorite books about perception and dimensions)

And won't you please say hello to the folks that we know~🔺🔼

This is prolly how they kiss by the way

[noodles-and-tea]

Little Stan getting manipulated by Bill has excellent angst potential but consider.

Stanley just, keeps tricking Bill. Because Bill would definitely massively underestimate Stanley and how far he’ll go to protect Ford (like in the actual show). We also know Stanley has the street smarts between the twins and could absolutely tell Bill is full of it.

And because Bill would absolutely loose his mind if he kept getting foiled by a snot nosed eight year old that isn’t even supposed to be here

I like to think that he doesn’t even try that hard he just does not even care about bill

[clumsypuppy]

wait for me

[shittalkerxox]

I like to think that even though people don’t know that Matt is Daredevil, there’s still a general consensus among anyone who knows him, (and a fair few people who just recognise him from when he put Fisk in prison those two times and from Frank’s trial,) that he HATES Fisk. New York found out Fisk was Mayor and the first thought was; “Damn, if Daredevil was still around, he’d probably go insane.” And then it’s “Shit, someone should go remind that lawyer that murder is illegal.”

[freakshaped]

#mmhmm#and the next time that he has his hands clasped behind his head and biting his lip mel better be riding that d-- (via @funsized-loser

#what you don't see is that mel is also in the room the second time but not the first #if you were wondering what changed