#finally someone who gets it

[zot3-flopped]

I slightly despair at that long 'insider' anon you posted about the bikes. Mainly because it's just another so-called Harry fan who pays absolutely no attention to the crumbs of information that Harry gives out about his life.

He likes being active and outdoors. He lives and works and socialises in London. These are facts about him that are verifiable. You can't really drive around easily in London but you can cycle. Lime bikes are everywhere. Your own bike would get nicked, thrown in a van, and sold in Cambridge or somewhere for fifty quid.

I saw another anon about Harry looking sullen in pap photos, an eternal topic. Paparazzi say that he hates being photographed, he's hard to find, he doesn't want it, and occasionally might have paid for them to go away. That's what you see on his face, he's unhappy at being photographed. It doesn't change whether he's with a man, a woman, a girlfriend, a friend. Sometimes he smiles for people with phone cameras because presumably they are fans and he's famously nice to fans.

I don't get how a fan cannot understand that the person who famously gives no good face to paparazzi, no good clothes, a bloody claw clip in his hair for years (hardly a great look for pop's main man right now) is not likely to be calling paparazzi, and if he did, he would at least make an effort. Not to mention, having a shooting schedule for some really weak deal advertising something that thousands of people are using every day, like he's some sort of Instagram influencer lightweight? That anon is betraying how far down the food chain she works. Harry is really good at marketing and advertising and he's not getting out of bed to faff around with the small sum of money that would be -- in comparison to a Gucci contract, for example.

It seems like some of his fans are so slavishly devoted to this idea that very very rich established A-listers behave exactly the same as reality tv show stars, who are just starting out and hoping for a career best presenting a daytime antiques show. Think bigger for Harry!

It is so much more fun being a fan when you realise he kinda quietly and secretly does what he likes to do, and he avoids doing what he finds very stressful. (Like talking about his real life so that weirdos on the internet can take it apart piece by piece. Or walking red carpets with girlfriends. Or telling us who his songs are about so the madder fans can doxx people. Etc.)

👏👏👏👏👏

[mermaidsirennikita]

[timetravellingkitty]

You're actually from jupiter

THANK YOU

[jaylaxies]

JAY ANIMAGUS IM GONNA KISS YOU RIAA BABY

JAY MY BLACK PANTHER FR I ACCEPT THOSE KISSES ANONNIE 💗🫵🏼

[spacegirl-laika]

Laika will always be a tragedy

Indeed 😭 she deserved better

[comicallysmallcereals]

YES PERFECT!

OMG BUTCHNATURAL???????????????

[secundus-cinaedus]

saw your tags on my post and i followed because your bio is awesome 👍🏻

hell yeah 👍

[asterdeer]

grabs you by the shoulders. imagine you’re a space priest. and the prophet from centuries and centuries ago who gave you hope and belief for a better future in place of your childhood’s yawning abyss of despair and insignificance is still alive 900 years later because he rejected everything he ever said and became undead to keep from dying because he was afraid. and you meet him and he’s a murderous vampiric demon creature who you have to put up with because of plot reasons but every time he kills or hurts someone it gets to you. and it gets to you and gets to you and gets to you until you have to watch him do it in front of you and you think “okay fuck this, not anymore” and you pray like you’ve never prayed before. and god answers. the space god answers your prayer personally and gives you peace and stops the undead ex-prophet and the undead ex-prophet also sees god but it’s not peace he gets. and he tells you that he’s been locked away from the god he envisioned, he’s done too much evil and he doesn’t regret it enough because he’s more afraid to die than he’s sorry that he sold his soul. repentance is impossible.

and you look at this devastated wet rag of a demonic vampiric soulless creature and think “i could fix him.”

[ghost-drive]

No! I will not grill you a cheese!

[sionnisaweirdperson]

THATS WHAT IVE BEEN THINKING SINCE I HEARD ABOUT HOW BILL WAS ORIGINALLY FROM A 2-D DIMENSION!!! I WAS LIKE "huh flatland refrence" AND DID NOT THINK ANY FURTHER BUT YEAH FLATLAND. (i tried to tell my friend about it and they were like "wth is flatland" and then i ranted for two hours its one of my favorite books about perception and dimensions)

And won't you please say hello to the folks that we know~🔺🔼

This is prolly how they kiss by the way

[noodles-and-tea]

Little Stan getting manipulated by Bill has excellent angst potential but consider.

Stanley just, keeps tricking Bill. Because Bill would definitely massively underestimate Stanley and how far he’ll go to protect Ford (like in the actual show). We also know Stanley has the street smarts between the twins and could absolutely tell Bill is full of it.

And because Bill would absolutely loose his mind if he kept getting foiled by a snot nosed eight year old that isn’t even supposed to be here

I like to think that he doesn’t even try that hard he just does not even care about bill

[transmascsnearyou]

Just got told by a coworker that he isn't sure if I'm supposed to be homeless or a hipster in my outfit today.

His words 'I want to give you some change but you look like you'd spend it on overpriced coffee.

[lmadsadness]

soundwave and his weird ahh husband who always somehow managed to get into his quaters without waking him up

[doctordragon]

Relevant meme I made

I just have to say it’s really refreshing to read your thoughts on the walrus/fairy post, as I also have very strong feelings about it. Thank you for sharing your opinion

For someone such as myself who is very pro-whimsy, tumblr’s collective willingness to believe in fairies is actually quite charming. I would like to be the type of person to quickly and without question accept that fairies are real if one knocked on my door but honestly I’m a bit of a skeptic and that’s not how my brain works. I’m just more of a Scully than a Mulder I guess!

I think my bias here is that I studied wildlife forensics in vet school, and as a result I dare not underestimate the determination of wildlife smugglers. Yes, it would be hard to smuggle a walrus (even a juvenile) into a private residence. That said people have similarly smuggled Nile crocodiles, lions, spotted seals, cheetahs, chimpanzees, and so so many more species. There was even a case of a gentleman who was taken to court for planning to steal a walrus from an aquarium.

I also think some folks are underestimating the athleticism of a walrus. They aren’t lazy slugs that just lay on a beach all day, but rather extraordinarily powerful and intelligent animals. People saying a walrus would never make it up their stairs make me chuckle because walruses in the wild can and do climb 200 ft cliffs. A walrus’ tusks could also glance against a door in a way that resembled knocking. It is highly highly highly improbable for a walrus to be on your doorstep. But not impossible.

If I find a walrus at my door, I have a bizarre but intriguing puzzle that I can immediately start trying to solve. If I find something like the tooth fairy at my door (and am able to discern it is no hoax), I have to re-evaluate my entire understanding of reality. Of physics, and biology, and my perception of the universe around me. That would definitely shock me more than an unexpected mammal in a place it shouldn’t be!

[homuku]

i wa5 gonna join the in5ultfe5t but your header i5 5inglehandedly the be5t home5tuck page 5o

exactly im just simply the fucking best too hard to insult because theres nothing to insult too many great things about me and my page

[aethersea]

I do think Blazing Saddles handled its one depiction of native americans very poorly, and the full extent of its representation of chinese workers on the railroad is they were literally just there. not even one single speaking line. unclear if this is worse or better than the redface.

it's fucking phenomenal at lampooning antiblack racism though. extremely blatant, extremely funny satire, which is constantly and loudly saying "racism is the philosophy of the terminally stupid at best and morally depraved at worst, and we should all be pointing and laughing at them 24/7"

plus the main character is a heroic black man who has to navigate a whole lot of bullshit but is constantly smirking at the extraordinarily stupid racists and inviting the audience into the joke. the one heroic white character is a guy who was suicidally depressed until he met the protagonist and they just instantly became buds, and he's firmly in a supporting role the whole time and happy to be there. the protagonist saves the day with the help of his black friends from the railroad, and uses the position of power he was given to uplift not only those friends, but all the railroad workers of other minorities too, in an explicit show of solidarity.

anyone saying "Blazing Saddles is racist" had better be talking about its treatment of non-black minorities. it had better not be such superficial takes as "oh but they say the n-word all the time" or "they have nazis and the kkk in there!" because goddamn if that's the full extent of your critique I very seriously suggest you read up on media analysis. there is too much going over your head, you need to learn to recognize satire.