#finalizer

[gleesonarchive]

NOW HQ • Production still of Domhnall as General Hux in 'Star Wars: The Last Jedi'

[alphamecha-mkii]

[thefoilguy]

Finalizer from Star Wars - Aluminum Foil Sculpture

[trooperst-3v3]

Finally got around to fixing a security flaw on the Finalizer that's been bothering me for ages.

You ever notice that, when enemies want to open an automatic door in a ship they've infiltrated, they just blast the control panel and the door opens?

That's not gonna happen on our ship. I built in some emergency backup features that keep the door closed if the control panel is damaged.

"But ST-3V3," I hear you say (And by "you" I mean "at least six different people today"). "Isn't that a safety issue? What if I'm chilling in the break room and some Resistance idiot blows up the control panel on the outside of the door? Am I just supposed to be stuck in there forever?"

And my answer is: "Not unless you've completely forgotten how to work the FUNCTIONAL control panel that remains on the INSIDE. You know, the one you would normally use to leave the room.

[robyn-i-guess]

liking someone platonically is so embarrassing like. yeah i admire you. yeah i think about you all the time. yeah i look forward to every time i see you even if it's only for a minute. yeah it's all platonic and yeah i couldn't explain this because it'd sound romantic. fucking hell

[syn4k]

would he fucking say that? let's investigate.

[frenchublog]

kosovo miku

[hansoeii]

butch wolverine, anyone?

[varilien]

am i blanchin?

girl we blanchin!!

HI HIII happy birthday to everyone's favorite mystery twins!! how did they grow up so fast!!!!

Palestine: Funds | Action | eSims | Info Sudan Resources | Congo Resources

[swan2swan]

Whoever conceived and animated this moment, I hope they're doing well and thriving. This is S-rank romance stuff here.

[crazycometspecular]

Monster Falls,,, save me Monster Falls

[saint-soap]

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[trooperst-3v3]

Well. Deej, M4-RT1N, and Mitaka are some of the few people on the Finalizer who haven't made fun of me for getting in the Life Day spirit "way too early", so I told Deej I was thinking of inviting her and the boys to my quarters next weekend for a Life Day holovid marathon.

She was up for it, but said I should probably pick a different venue.

I was like, "Why? My quarters are nice."

She was like, "Yeah, but your 'quarters' are literally a repurposed hazardous chemicals closet, so the place is small to begin with. Might not fit all of us. Especially with K8-T3, Gary, that droideka, and your pet birds hanging around. Not to mention all your Life Day decorations. They take up a lot of space."

"So," I clarified, "What you're saying is we should find a bigger place, because my quarters could get pretty cramped with

🎶4 Grown adults,

3 Big droids,

2 Little porgs

With their nest in a big Life Day treeeeeee🎶"

The good news is, she didn't break up with me after that. The bad news is I need to find a bigger place on this ship where I can hang out with my friends.

[beebeedibapbeediboop]

Rainy days

[spaghetti4u]

Frankenstein and her monster