#fili meme

[itslulabee]

i made this at 7 am after not sleeping for two days so i am TRULY sorry about all of the spelling and grammar mistakes

[planetvries]

thorin is feeling so normal, good for him

[hirokosoul]

[fairytalelover33]

The dwarves who got stuck closest to the fire on the spit watching Gandalf take his sweet time killing the trolls:

[xxsircharlesxx]

(In Mirkwood)

Thorin: Someone needs to climb one of these trees, see what direction we need to head in

Bilbo: I’d rather climb you

Thorin: What?

Bilbo: What?

Fili: HE SAID HE’D RATHER CLIMB YOU, UNCLE

[khuzdulz]

when you and your nephews are charging up your silly

[thetiredprometheus]

[welikeimagines-andfandoms]

Thorins Company’s favourite slang word

(Honestly this is mainly for my girl @shirefantasies 😂😂)

- Thorin: Slay (He doesn’t fully get it but he likes that it sounds badass)

- Fili: No cap (Thinks it sounds cool)

- Kili: Ok, Boomer (Mainly just says it to himself when dealing with Thorin)

- Ori: Say less (He’s down for whatever so he likes how it relates to that)

- Nori: Slaps (Thinks it’s fun and will over use it)

- Dori: Low/High Key (Just thinks it’s fun)

- Bombur: Bussin’ (He has never found a better word for food and cooking in his life)

- Bofur: Vibing (This man is a vibe, he lives and breathes it)

- Bifur: Lit (To the point and will over use it)

- Oin: Mood (He’s old and finds it’s a great way to explain life. Not quite sure he understands it but he’s got the spirit)

- Gloin: Yeet (He’s an excited dude and will say this in battle)

- Dwalin: YOLO (Thinks its like a saying of honour and being brave. He will say it with a very serious face)

- Balin: Spill the tea (He’s a girly and wants to know the goss)

- Gandalf: Extra (Hes never found a word that suits him so well)

- Bilbo: Throw shade (The shade queen himself? Ofc he loves it!)

[atlantablack]

Okay okay, if you're up for it, for the micro story ask, what about "don't leave"?

I feel like the real challenge here is - can I keep this micro - brevity is not my friend but let's see

Bilbo is already half-way to Dale -- his pack heavy on his back, Gandalf a steady presence at his side -- when he hears the sound of hooves behind them.

When he turns, worried that something has managed to go wrong in the hours since they left Erebor, he finds Thorin barreling towards him on a pony, closely followed by Dwalin, Kili, & Fili.

All he can really do is stare, open mouthed, as the group speeds toward him. What could have possibly happened? A traitorous part of his heart whispers, he's come to ask you to stay, but he knows that's a lie. He'd been in Erebor for an entire season and Thorin had never once given him any indication that he wanted Bilbo to stay past the winter.

Bilbo knows it's a lie and so it makes no sense to him at all when Thorin swings himself off of the pony, strides forward, and the first words to come out of his mouth are, "Don't leave. Amrâlimê. I do not have the right to ask this of you but do not leave."

Thorin's eyes are very blue and Bilbo's heart is beating very loud. He dimly recognizes that his walking stick has slipped from his fingers but it seems rather unimportant in the face of Thorin's earnest words.

"I don't understand," he says, clinging to his composure by his fingertips. "Why would I stay?" What he doesn't say is, how could I not, when it's you asking, how could I not?

Thorin flinches but resolutely takes another step forward to grab his hand. Bilbo lets him, unwilling to deny Thorin anything even now.

"I do not have the right but I will ask regardless," Thorin says so quietly his words are in danger of being whipped away by the wind. "I would ask that you stay by my side so that I may court you. So that I would not have to know the bleakness of days spent without you by my side."

Bilbo stares. And stares. Oh, he thinks, wondering if this is what it feels like to fall in love all over again. It's a rock slide and a flood. It's the anxious twist of Thorin's mouth, the way the midday sun hits the blue of Thorin's eyes and leaves them dazzling.

"Oh," he says out loud. And then again. A wet sounding laugh bubbles up and out of his mouth. "Oh, of course you stupid, stupid dwarf. All you had to do was ask me."

Fili and Kili break out into cheers but Bilbo doesn't have eyes for anyone except Thorin and the smile that breaks across his face. When Thorin kisses him it's a thousand shades of summer and fresh spring rain, which is to say, it's home.

[thranduilofsmirkwood]

丅ᕼᗴ ᕼᗝᗷᗷᏆ丅 ᗰᗴᗰᗴᔕ

丅ᕼᗴ ⎳ᗝᖇᗪ ᗝᖴ 丅ᕼᗴ ᖇᏆᑎǤᔕ ᗰᗴᗰᗴᔕ

[itslulabee]

i made the first one whilst waiting for sleeping pills to start working... it's so stupid and i laughed so hard at it i passed out

[plattenbauprinz]

He is also the same type of guy who refuse to get a bag but stuff all his belongings in Bilbo‘s bag lmao

[babe-bombadil]

The Company of Thorin Oakenshield On Vacation

Fili is the first to get stopped in the metal detector for carrying knives

Ori also gets stopped but that’s just because he's wearing overalls

Bifur gets stopped at the metal detector too for obvious reasons, but he just sighs and waits for Bofur to pull his doctor’s note out

Nori’s carry on bag gets stopped because his bottle of hair gel is over the 100 ml limit

Stirs up a fuss when he won’t throw it away

Balin has to step in and resolve the conflict that’s literally his job description in Erebor

Kili looks at the arrival/departure screens and sees that a flight got canceled and just immediately assumes it was theirs

Convinces half the dwarves they need to go back before Bilbo actually bothers to double check

Gandalf claims he “accidentally” booked himself in first class while all the others are in economy although he honestly deserves it after the stress of trying to get every dwarf on the plane

Gandalf also “accidentally” booked all the dwarves seats in the very back of the plane

He gets a Thorin Glare™ when they figure this out

Kili claims he needs to sit by the window so he doesn’t get nauseous but really he just likes to look at the clouds (and stars!)

Oin is out COLD before the plane even takes off

The others pretend not to be jealous he can fall asleep so easily

Bombur usually falls asleep quickly but makes sure to stay awake because he’s excited for the free snacks is very disappointed when he realizes it’s only a tiny bag of pretzels

Gloin’s seat accidentally got switched so he’s sitting in the front of the plane next to a middle aged couple

He doesn’t care but soon gets them into a conversation about their children

Talks for hours about his own son Gimli(!!!)

The couple absolutely loves him and by the end of the flight Gloin gets invited to their daughter’s wedding

Fili reaches over and presses the call flight attendant button on Ori’s seat

Ori is extremely embarrassed and flustered when the flight attendant comes over and apologizes for bothering her so many times that it starts being awkward and the flight attendant just slowly backs away

Bilbo reads a book for the entire flight like the nerd he is

Bofur nearly gets kicked off the plane after trying to start a group song doesn’t understand why the other passengers wouldn’t join in

Dori claps when the plane lands

FIli and Kili join him as a joke and start cheering loudly

Dwalin hits the back of their seats but can’t do much more because security’s been watching him since he arrived

Thorin has the darkest circles under his eyes because this man has MAJOR insomnia

Tried to fall asleep the entire 10 hour flight and only got 5 consecutive minutes also couldn’t sleep the night before

Is officially in his Grumpy Cat Era™ because he hasn’t slept in 36 hours and is dealing with a LOT of travel stress

Falls asleep in the car on the way to the hotel

There aren’t enough seats in the rental car so they just stuff Fili and Kili in the trunk don’t worry it was their idea

Bilbo is driving

Gandalf tried to be the driver but his drivers license was revoked years ago

Balin tries to tell the company about cool landmarks they pass on the way to the hotel but everyone is so tired no one responds

He doesn’t seem to notice and will continue giving a history lesson the entire drive

Bilbo runs over a pothole and Fili and Kili hit the ceiling with a loud THWACK

No one bothers to check on them until they get to the hotel sorry not sorry

Bonus:

Thranduil and Legolas are the ones who wear full suits to get on an airplane Legolas tries to get out of this but is told he will be disowned if he wears sweats

They are also the kind of people who will get off of a 15 hour red eye looking fresher than a daisy

Have to avoid paparazzi in the airport

They bring Tauriel with them for crowd control

Can definitely afford a private plane but don’t get one because of the high carbon emissions remember elves are the biggest tree huggers

[xxsircharlesxx]

Bilbo: *bangs hip into a table corner* SHIT!

*silence*

Fili: Did Bilbo just-?

Kili: YOU CAN SWEAR!?

Bilbo: *Bent over a bit, holding his hip, brows furrowed* evidently?

Fili: Since when?!

Bilbo: ..you do know I’m an adult, right?

*Thorin walks in*

Kili: Uncle! Did you know Bilbo can swear!

Thorin: *looks to Bilbo in disbelief* since when?

Bilbo: NONE of you have-!! Fuck this, nevermind

*walks away*

Others: *left in shock*

*silence*

Fili: ..he knows more then one?

[dragons-and-dwarves-are-nice]

Out of context memes for my Kíli x OC/reader fic

In celebration of completing Part 2 of my fic, I decided to brush the dust off of some memes I made a while ago.

You wanna read the fic? Here you go :))

@opheliasdrowningg @mrsdurin @g1gglef1t @qmabailor @saturnnie-03 @emstar07 @geewoo-ko @phanryesworld @stuckupstucky @rebeccao03 @wiccan-potato24 @ellessecretobsession @thepixiechicks @triostarz

(@ my taglist: thought you guys could use this whilst I write the next chapter at a snail's pace ;)))

[bookworm-with-coffee]

The Hobbit Characters as . . .

Wrong number texts!

(Character as: R = RIGHT side of convo, L = LEFT side of the convo).

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Bilbo Baggins (R)

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Kili Durin (R)

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Fili Durin (R)

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Thorin Oakenshield (R)

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Dwalin (R)

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Balin (R)

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Bofur (R)

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Nori (R)

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Ori (R)

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Dori (L)

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Hey guys! Hope you enjoyed this fest of absurd texts that reminded me of our favourite lads! But, the journey doesn't end here... I have another two posts coming as well!

I hope this made you smile! ❤