#figuratively AND literally

[artashipatrick]

#271 in tennis, #1 in the dumb slut olympics

[karmathenightowl]

something something werehorse mind palace

[unimo]

pretty river nymph 🍃

also…

[marciavalance]

pb&j core

[triasticalwarlock]

Anytime I go on ao3 to look for some juicy William Afton fics, it's always 99% weird ass pedo and r@pe shit. Do you guys have any good fanfics on there??? Cause I'm getting fed up.

[patheticboys]

cant stop thinking about riding someone, but ive got his hands tied above his head, blind folded and completely at my mercy :(((

[mjrtaurus]

I think my most favorite bit in the Post Enies Lobby Arc is Garp spilling the beans to everyone and their dog that this motherfucker

Is THE Motherfucker.

[zabala0z]

Hi I’m back, who wants to hear my first thoughts on S5? Of course you do 🙌

MAG 169: Fire Escape

I actually hated this episode so much, The Desolation really makes me sick to my stomach. But! Jude Perry!! God I love her, she’s so terrifying. Even till the end, she was a mocking asshole. Although she even offered to help. I wonder what would’ve happened if Jon accepted. Hope someone has an au of that

MAG 170: Recollections

Oh my god Martin please.

The fact he kept remembering Jon over and over again and then his little attempt at the end to keep remembering him, oh my god I can’t do this. “I’m in love” OH MY GOD

I still want to know the deal with those tape recorders. I know they are with The Eye but they feel conscious. Maybe they’re like all the past archivists but there shouldn’t be that many (ex. That ep with Jon in the coffin) so really, I have no clue

MAG 171: The Gardener

This was much more disturbing than I thought. And yo! Jared Hopworth! He’s really collecting jobs like they are Pokémon, huh.

A mutual pointed out how a lot of the recent statements are in different styles like how this one is in the style of a nature documentary which is just…so funny to me. Like get Jon a voice acting job

The episode was pretty horrifying. Jared sounded like so caring to the plant-human things and I think that’s almost as bad as plain violence. Funny how he wasn’t even mad he was getting smote. The fact his last words were “grow well, my darlings. Grow well” like fuck you ughhh I wish we had more time with him but I guess not

I guess killing the avatars aren’t really helping the bystanders. So what can you do? Take them from the source. They should make a camp down in the tunnels to keep innocent people

Okay that’s everything. I did only 3 episodes because Jared’s episode was like a little too disturbing for me 💀 I’ll see you guys soon, I’m going on a 9 hour car ride so I’ll probably listen to episodes then

[blasphemousclaw]

it is truly genuinely and literally not possible to become any hotter than being a fire mage who lives in a castle built around the crater of an active volcano. on god

[willowshimmer]

.... Do I even have to say it?

Smash...

[sailorsenshishitposter]

It's time to slay!

[pinkrose05]

I think we as a society should talk a lot more about Ren's implicit phoenix symbolism. Just a thought.

[oh-no-bummer]

Fanfiction authors really be out there saving lives

[dependante]

Summer Heat-excerpt

Valeria Garza / reader (semi lol- it's apart of a bigger OC plotline!)

Summary- Visting Las Almas with a friend takes a turn as certain individuals take a keen interest in your presence.

CW for Suggestive content- this work is intended for 18+ users! Please respect that

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Valeria's room is quiet, the window open to let the night breeze in, curtains swishing softy as the current flows past them. It feels good on your heated flesh.

You can still hear the others chatting and partying away downstairs but it's muffled through the thick walls of the large mansion.

You lean back in the desk chair you currently occupy and close your eyes, a light smile forming on your face. It feels good to soak in the relative silence and peace compared to the thrumming anxiety you've felt since Mateo had invited you to the estate. Invite is a strong word as there wasn't any way to really decline a request from Valeria.

You had learned that quickly.

Humming to yourself you wait for Valeria to come back up to the room. It had only been a few minutes since she left, but time felt slow now.

You're tipsy, but just enough for everything to feel good.

A stupid decision really, knowing now how dangerous this could be, but it helped your nerves. You couldn't imagine walking into this place completely sober, you would've probably died from anxiety.

You hear the door open and crack an eye open to see who had entered the room.

Valeria.

She sees you and gives a small smirk, coming over to where you're seated. Valeria gets between you and the desk setting her glass down behind her. She moves in closer and straddles your thighs in the chair.

She's pleasantly warm.

You hum as she leans in, one arm stabilizing herself on your forearm and the other going to scratch you scalp. Your eyes close again at the sensation of her fingers moving against your hair.

"Glad you came," she says.

"Mm not much of a choice."

She laughs.

"No there wasn't. Smart one you are."

"I try."

Valeria tightens the grip in your hair turning your face to the side to observe you. You move willingly. The sting on the back of your scalp makes you hiss but it feels good.

"What am I going to do with you now huh?" Her head cocked to the side as she looks at you.

"Whatever you want."

She leans in, grin sharp- predatory.

"Ay, you'd like that?"

Heart thrumming in your chest you answer-

"Yea."

She brings her lips to yours. 

-

Very short, but it quickly picked up after this part so I left it out! I'd love to hear any feedback you might have-hope you liked it!

[palioom]

life is so nice and peaceful when you get rid of all the trash

[raddestrose]

Dang, even A-Yuan is flaming Wei Wuxian for being broke