#figuratively AND literally

[artashipatrick]

#271 in tennis, #1 in the dumb slut olympics

[karmathenightowl]

something something werehorse mind palace

[unimo]

pretty river nymph 🍃

also…

[triasticalwarlock]

Anytime I go on ao3 to look for some juicy William Afton fics, it's always 99% weird ass pedo and r@pe shit. Do you guys have any good fanfics on there??? Cause I'm getting fed up.

[mjrtaurus]

I think my most favorite bit in the Post Enies Lobby Arc is Garp spilling the beans to everyone and their dog that this motherfucker

Is THE Motherfucker.

[blasphemousclaw]

it is truly genuinely and literally not possible to become any hotter than being a fire mage who lives in a castle built around the crater of an active volcano. on god

[willowshimmer]

.... Do I even have to say it?

Smash...

[that1notetaker]

So I guess...Part two of the Modern! Hijack au? some of you liked it. *that one Lord Farquaad shrek meme* The immortal has fallen in love with the mortal! aha. ha. 

[sailorsenshishitposter]

It's time to slay!

[pinkrose05]

I think we as a society should talk a lot more about Ren's implicit phoenix symbolism. Just a thought.

[oh-no-bummer]

Fanfiction authors really be out there saving lives

[dependante]

Summer Heat-excerpt

Valeria Garza / reader (semi lol- it's apart of a bigger OC plotline!)

Summary- Visting Las Almas with a friend takes a turn as certain individuals take a keen interest in your presence.

CW for Suggestive content- this work is intended for 18+ users! Please respect that

-

Valeria's room is quiet, the window open to let the night breeze in, curtains swishing softy as the current flows past them. It feels good on your heated flesh.

You can still hear the others chatting and partying away downstairs but it's muffled through the thick walls of the large mansion.

You lean back in the desk chair you currently occupy and close your eyes, a light smile forming on your face. It feels good to soak in the relative silence and peace compared to the thrumming anxiety you've felt since Mateo had invited you to the estate. Invite is a strong word as there wasn't any way to really decline a request from Valeria.

You had learned that quickly.

Humming to yourself you wait for Valeria to come back up to the room. It had only been a few minutes since she left, but time felt slow now.

You're tipsy, but just enough for everything to feel good.

A stupid decision really, knowing now how dangerous this could be, but it helped your nerves. You couldn't imagine walking into this place completely sober, you would've probably died from anxiety.

You hear the door open and crack an eye open to see who had entered the room.

Valeria.

She sees you and gives a small smirk, coming over to where you're seated. Valeria gets between you and the desk setting her glass down behind her. She moves in closer and straddles your thighs in the chair.

She's pleasantly warm.

You hum as she leans in, one arm stabilizing herself on your forearm and the other going to scratch you scalp. Your eyes close again at the sensation of her fingers moving against your hair.

"Glad you came," she says.

"Mm not much of a choice."

She laughs.

"No there wasn't. Smart one you are."

"I try."

Valeria tightens the grip in your hair turning your face to the side to observe you. You move willingly. The sting on the back of your scalp makes you hiss but it feels good.

"What am I going to do with you now huh?" Her head cocked to the side as she looks at you.

"Whatever you want."

She leans in, grin sharp- predatory.

"Ay, you'd like that?"

Heart thrumming in your chest you answer-

"Yea."

She brings her lips to yours. 

-

Very short, but it quickly picked up after this part so I left it out! I'd love to hear any feedback you might have-hope you liked it!

[unfilteredinsights]

What's a kickback without a little bit of smooching

To celebrate 4/20, Fawn invited some of her classmates and roommates to have a smoke sess. The weed seemed to be laced with viagra or something I don't know.

[palioom]

life is so nice and peaceful when you get rid of all the trash

[raddestrose]

Dang, even A-Yuan is flaming Wei Wuxian for being broke

[macravishedbymactavish]

I'm laying in bed winding down to sleep, so chaotic Ghosts hottake time;

What if on the beach instead of Logan getting dragged off. One of the Walker bros pulled out an Uno reverse card.