#fic: panto

[canmom]

Wait is ratfic not fiction about rats???

I can talk about fiction about rats too! Let's talk about some British childrens' book series! And one American comic book.

The four relevant works for our discussion would be the Redwall series by Brian Jacques, the Welkin Weasels series by Garry Kilworth, the Deptford Mice series by Robin Jarvis, and the Mouse Guard series by David Petersen. All these works portray a world inhabited by semi-anthropomorphic animals that are at the scale of real world animals. And indeed all of them include rats, albeit mostly as antagonists.

Redwall is perhaps the one that has most penetrated internet pop culture, thanks to articles like this one on SomethingAwful which mocked some of the series's recurring elements while painting Brian Jacques as a bit of a nazi. I ate those books up as a kid, but in retrospect I truthfully can remember only snatches: the shrews' battle cry of 'logalogalogalog!', the pages of elaborate descriptions of feasts.

Redwall is a big sufferer from the 'evil races' problem. A certain arbitrary set of species (e.g. rats, stoats, weasels, ferrets) are ontologically evil, and various other species are standins for various stereotypical British social classes (e.g. iirc moles are always working class). As unfortunately tends to be the case, it even makes the strange decision to double down on this - I believe in one of the books, a member of one of the evil species is raised in the Abbey, but inevitably his evil nature comes out when the good rodents and mustelids are once again threatened by an army of bad rodents and mustelids.

Nevertheless, as repetitive and ethically dubious as these books are, they do conjour a very specific flavour which makes them memorable. The author's enthusiasm for food as child of the Blitz shines through, as does his evident love for the idyllic Redwall Abbey. There's a lot of really charming elements like the 'logalogalog' thing. Having these read out to me as kid was great, it had a bit of a panto feel, where I could join in with the expected beats.

The first Redwall book implies that humans exist in this world, but this is subsequently quietly retconned to an only-animals fantasy world.

The Welkin Weasels series is a lot shorter at six books, and you may well bounce off the author's enthusiasm to insert puns and references all over the place (I recall one book managing to set up "badgers? we don't need no stinkin' badgers"), but from what I remember of them they benefit from having more explicit horror elements which makes the stakes much more engaging. I recall the weasels trying to weasel their way into a crypt full of horrible pitfalls and finding it very tense as a kid.

There is once again a sympathetic-unsympathetic species divide - weasels are our plucky heroes, while stoats tend to be aristocratic and cruel. However, it does play out a little differently: the first three books are in a medieval fantasy setting with explicit magic, but over the course of the novels, the mustelids manage to rediscover humans, leading to a timeskip forward into a more steampunk setting where the animals and humans have built a joint society together.

Honestly, I would quite like to reread these books! They may well not hold up today, but it would be fun to revisit them.

The Deptford Mice series by Robin Jarvis - author of Deathscent, a highly memorable novel in which Elizabethans have been transported by aliens into a space archipelago where all the animals are robots which run on the four humours - is a pretty fun one, although my memory is very foggy. It's set in our world, in London, and as I recall the first book involves an evil cat wizard attempting to resurrect the Bubonic Plague from the plague pits. I recall a scene in which rats dig up the plague pit and have their paws melted by the lime coating it. Beyond that I can recall very little but I definitely think it merits inclusion in this list of rat fic.

Once again we have the good rodent/evil rodent problem. Mice and rats are almost identical creatures, so it's weird that the sympathetic/unsympathetic divide falls so consistently.

Mouse Guard is an American comic series about mice with little cloaks and swords. Making it be a comic is kind of a great idea because you get to see how cute they are at every turn. The mouse guard are responsible for defending the other mice from threats such as snakes. They have a pretty high mortality rate.

I'm... actually not super familiar with the comics, but they inspired a roleplaying game by the creators of Burning Wheel, using similar mechanics - e.g. its beliefs system, the simultaneous-resolution combat system. That got a lot of buzz around the late 2010s. So if you want a game to play as an rat at the tabletop, it's probably a good one to check out!

We might also at this juncture mention the wildly popular novel Watership Down, which imagines an elaborate rabbit society complete with a substantially fleshed out rabbit religion. I wrote about the animated film for Animation Night a couple years back - it's quite a memorable one.

Sadly, this is mostly mousefic (with a bit of weaselfic). I don't know of any true ratfic - centred on rats as protagonists. Perhaps this is an opportunity for someone out there to write ratfic ratfic to correct this imbalance.

edit: omfg i forgot the rats of NIMH. thanks to both the people who reminded me of that one

[carrymelikeimcute]

Does anyone else randomly ship Izzy from ofmd with The Captain from bbc ghosts? Because it just hit me like newton's apple and I need to be reasoned with.

Like, Izzy has a captain fetish and he's literally THE Captain.

TC has that army beef with the navy, which would be hilarious to explore. Also, he just seems like as a kid he would have loved pirate stories.

They both have a history of pining and of being the Dad of the group - in very different ways.

Both define themselves by their jobs and have a strong code of honour - even if in Izzy's case it's extremely subjective.

Izzy singing vs TC being the panto fairy godmother.

They're both very private/protective about their identities/feelings

I just....ahhhh, these two might be my rare crossover pair.

EDIT - I AM WRITING THE FIC AND ITS ON AO3

[scifrey]

Listen.

If you've read my fics, you know that I love history. I love pageantry. I love symbolism. I love beautiful clothes, and art, and jewels. I love going behind the scenes and seeing into castles and manor houses. I love parades, and the hidden meaning behind coronations, and the fairytale unreality of the lives of the gentry.

I believe, however, that all of these things should be ARTIFACTS.

I believe there is literally no point in upholding a monarchy or commonwealth any more.

Allow commonwealth countries become republics. Allow Scotland, Northern Ireland, and Wales to return to being seperate nations if they vote to become so. Allow those republics to create their own network of mutual support, should they so choose to. There's no reason to not keep up Commonwealth ties and festivals even if there's no Commonwealth.

Repatriate artifacts, art and jewels to their nations of origin. Offer monetary compensation/support for cultures violated and impoverished by colonialism. Help establish democracies where needed, and butt the hell out where they're not. (And especially don't establish puppet democracies, ew.)

Let the British royal family become symbolic tourist attractions, let them fund their own charities, and throw their parties, and knight their artists, and uphold their royal orders of garters and baths, and maintain their personal properties--and make them do it with their own wealth and real estate investments. They're multi-billionaires. They can afford it. They'll be fine.

But remove them from the machine of governance. Detach them entirely from public spending, dependance, or influence.

And if they do participate in traditions of parliament (like the Opening, which is actually really cool and fascinating panto, which I quite like and hope they WOULD continue), man, do it without the silly hat. If the King wants to wear the silly hat, make him pay for the upkeep of the silly hat out of his own pocket. It's HIS silly hat, after all. It's not like we all get a turn with it, even though we do pay for it.

(Actually, the Crown Jewels are owned by the British Public so like... if they want to take them along when they go, make the royal family buy them. And then let them charge museums a fee to loan them for exhibition, just like privately owned paintings by famous Masters are loaned to art galleries.)

Let the royals continue to do all the things the royals do, if they want to do them. Just… make them pay for it themselves. Dissolve the Sovereign Grant, and use all that money to pay for things like restitution, repatriation, and hey maybe increasing public spending on health care and social infrastructure.

Turn the public-owned properties into, yeah, tourist attractions in part (gotta fund their upkeep somehow). But also put public offices in there. Maybe some social housing. Maybe hospitals, with well-paid front-line staff. Event spaces. Seniors care homes. Something.

If Hampton Court Palace can do it, so can Buckingham.

Balmoral and Sandringham are privately owned, there's lots of land and buildings for the family to occupy. They won't be homeless.

Keep the royal family, if the royal family wants to be kept. Include the royal family if the royal family wants to be included. Just make them pay for their own stuff with their own money. And do BETTER things with the savings.

Yes, I'm aware that this may be wishful thinking.

Yes, I'm aware that unscrupilous people may take advantage of monetary support given to commonwealth nations and keep it for themselves. (And I'm not unaware that it would happen in ALL the nations, yes, even Canada where I live. There are a LOT of currently-serving politicians who are vile, scummy, self-serving arseholes.) Yes, I'm aware that mutual support between nations of the commonwealth is all that is preventing famine or religious war in some places.

Yes, I'm aware none of this is as easy as I'm making it sound.

But I think it's time to stop celebrating and upholding centuries of brutal militaristic colonialism and the destruction and subversion of so many beautiful cultures for the sake of some tourist bucks. I especially think it's time for the public to stop PAYING for it.

I love history. I love symbolism. I love the stories of royalty and treachery and gallantry and seduction. I love the architecture of great houses, and the meaning behind golden spoons from over a thousand years ago, and the fascination of birthrights and bloodlines. I love paintings, and balls, and the gorgeous work of exceptionally talented artisans that go into making all the amazing silly hats.

I write historical romances for goshsakes.

And I also think it's time to stick it all where it belongs -- in a museum.

[urlocallesbiab]

this fandom needs more weird and niche rareships. assisfriedkin, farona, mona/hugo, priest/adams, brotzman/estevez fans RISE UP i love eeeeevery single one of all so madly

honestly sound off your rareships in the notes i wanna see what yall got

oh and bonus round: people who hadn’t interacted once in canon but absolutely should've been friends (i will preemtpively mention tina & mona from kp's coffeshop au, tina & panto from i think that one conversation we had once, and bart & assistent from electricteatime's fic i havent yet read but heard a lot about)

[theclaravoyant]

AN ~ Izzy "Something LGBT+ Just Happened To Me" Hands has been haunting me all my life week so I just had to write something, based on the promos for next week. Spoilers, obviously.

For @fictober-event’s Fictober 2023 prompt: “I'm not saying I didn't like it."

Masterpost of my Fictober OFMD fics

Fandom: Our Flag Means Death Characters/Relationships: Izzy Hands, Lucius Spriggs, with a healthy dose of whoops I tripped and fell into Izzy x Lucius and I actually kinda like it down here (weird but platonic is fine too if you'd prefer) Tags: Canon Typical Homophobia/Internalised Homophobia, brief mention of a suicide attempt. But the story is really soppy and fluffy I swear.

Panto

Stede Fucking Bonnet. If there’s one thing he has to credit the man with, Izzy thinks, it’s that he has a natural knack for beauty the likes of which is not often seen on these seven seas. He looks around at the strings and strings of lanterns which light up the deck like stars and feels … something. Something warm and healing and dangerous and terrifying. It’s in Jim’s smile as Frenchie and Oluwande help adjust one of Bonnet’s jackets for their more slender frame. Archie is arm wrestling with Black Pete and she has a nautical star on her wrist he’s never noticed before. Even their Captain is here, helping Wee John pin some accessories to a dress more bold and glittering and blue than all the treasure in the world and Izzy feels- Izzy… feels…

“Like what you see?”

He jumps near out of his skin, hand flying to the hilt of his sword out of sheer instinct. But it’s just Lucius. He sneers as threateningly as he can muster, but he’s already lost this one. He just can’t get under the kid’s skin these days. And the little fucker knows it. Lucius smiles, sidling up to adjust his already, always, perfect tie.

“Looks like I gave you a bit of a fright. Getting soft, old man?”

���Don’t you dare.”

“Woah, alright then.” He raises a cocky little eyebrow. “Getting hard. Have it your way.”

Izzy grits his teeth. “Twat.”

“Takes one to know one.”

He makes a sound, and that sound is pretty pathetic. He’d really done a number on himself with that bullet. He’d been much better at pushing it all down before. He’d have probably called them all something awful and stormed off to make himself useful, or sulk, or both. But for some reason, he’s still here, and he’s still here, and Lucius is still here looking irritatingly fine about everything. He has a little black stick of make-up between his fingers like a cigarette and something, some godforsaken thing compels Izzy to ask,

“What’s that?”

“Eyeliner.”

“I know it’s fucking eyeliner, I mean what’s-”

Lucius takes a chance, diving for Izzy’s face with the liner and doodling a quick little line and a curl and then he darts back to arms length with a grimace. Izzy’s hand was really far too close to his blade for that and his newly redrawn boundaries were maybe a bit too new for that and Lucius looked like he might finally be worried enough to be scared. When Izzy still hasn’t run him through or run off after a few seconds, he raises up a little cosmetic mirror like it’s part shield, part offering.

“It’s just- you know-” he stammers, “It’s just for fun.”

Izzy examines his reflection. He already has a moustache, but Lucius has taken it upon himself to draw him another one. A bigger one? A pantomime of one over his face. Christ, panto, that takes him back. He’d been a different person back then. A more fun one, for sure. A happier one, a safer one. He looks at himself in the mirror and raises an eyebrow, and imagines? - remembers? - both? - what it would look like to have another one drawn over the top so that someone could see it from up in the nosebleeds. He really fucking misses being seen.

“Shit, I’m sorry,” Lucius blusters. “I’ll clean it off. It’s stupid.”

“I’m not saying I didn’t like it.”

Lucius stares.

Izzy stares back.

“Wait, really?”

Izzy swallows hard. He swallows down a lot of things. He pries his hand off the hilt of his sword and lifts both hands away from his body. An invitation. And if his hands shake while he does it, well, they all know better than to fucking say a thing about it.

Lucius moves more slowly this time. A little wary, a little gentle, like he knows what he’s being offered. Izzy focuses on not letting his stupid heart pound so hard it makes him dizzy as he feels the pencil drag down his cheeks and lips and forehead. A long stretch of fragile silence passes between them. He’s not sure exactly when he closed his eyes. Jesus. He almost doesn’t dare open them again.

“How do I look?” he asks at last.

“I think you look fabulous, darling.”

[deterweek]

I want to say a really massive thank you to everyone who participated in this year's event. I didn't manage to participate myself because of book commitments, but you have no idea how much I've enjoyed each and every contribution, and I'm just so grateful to everyone for sharing their works. You're the freakin' best!

I've put together a list of all the links to this year's content below, so go ahead and give our creators some comments, reblogs, and kudos—just throw them all the love and support; they deserve it.

Day One

Promises, Promises - fic by @lucky-bishop

An Uncle's Promise - fic by @panto-x

Trial by Fire - fic by @punchedbymarkesmith

Day Two

The Witch in the Woods - fic by @lucky-bishop

Day Three

What Spring Will Bring - fic by @lucky-bishop

A Typical Hale Summer - fic by @panto-x

Day Four

Reunion - fic by @yogi-bogey-box

Breaking Bonds - fic by @lucky-bishop

Day Five

Like a Pornstar - fic by @panto-x

Day Six

Touch Me, Fix Me - by @lucky-bishop

Day Seven

Born to Run - fic by @lucky-bishop

If I've missed anyone off the list, please let me know. I've scrolled through the tag, but it's still entirely possible that I've missed something.

I hope to see you again next year 💛

[thlayli-ra]

🍓🌵🥑🍄🪐 for the ask game 🩵

Why hello lovely, how are you? ❤️

🍓- How did you get into writing fanfiction?

I've written fanfiction since my teens, but considering that was back in the dark days before ff.net and AO3, I just wrote them for myself in notebooks and on my computer. It was only when I wrote Scorched Earth back in 2018 that I thought 'I wonder if anybody else would enjoy this' and took the plunge of posting it on AO3. The fanfic bug bit soon after, and it only got worse once I got onto Tumblr.

🌵- Share the link to a playlist you love?

I only have one playlist. It's my own personal one called 'inspiration' and it's full of songs that that inspire ideas or that represent a certain fic/au. I'm not going to link it but here are five random songs from it if anybody really wants to know.

🥑- you accidentally killed somebody, which mutual(s) do you text for help?

I'd probably just get Erase and Dani over - they won't hold it against me, I'm sure. We'd just stare at the body then discuss what happened on the latest episode of Raw and the finer details of CodyPunk. Nothing would actually get done about the body but I'd feel a lot less stressed about it...

🍄- share a head canon for one of your favourite ships or pairings?

Well of course, it's a Punkintyre one. I reckon that Drew is very vanilla kink-wise and Punk is trying to broaden his horizons with their feud - a 'hey, you wanna date the freak, you have to get a little freaky' kinda thing. So Punk suggested the threesome with Seth Rollins - hard pass from Drew! Drew suggests whipping (he's done it before) - they're making some good progress. Bit of role-play, bit of blood-play and now we'll see what they try out at Bad Blood. I'm keeping everything crossed for some bondage; since Punk's return to wrestling there has been a distinct lack of handcuffs and I am not pleased by this!

🪐- name three good things going on in your life right now?

Awww, this is a cute one! I'm happy with how my family life is at the moment, I'm being more pro-active and trying to keep organised and it's really helped my mental health as I don't have as much mental load as before and I've landed a main role in the local Panto this year. I'm playing the sea witch in the 'Little Mermaid' and I get to sing and dance and really heel it up. There's so many similarities between pro-wrestling and pantomime that they must share a common origin somewhere, I could write an essay on it!

[pfctipper]

❄ 🍦

ty for asking anon! <3

❄️ what's your dream theme/plot for a fic, and who would write it best?

desperately need a wwi au. i really like aus that can replicate the dynamics of you know, developing a relationship during active combat. robert 'there is a lot of sex feeling in boxing' graves and dick would have something. they would find each other completely insufferable but there would be something. dobie would end up in there somewhere. i have no idea who could write this. pat barker?

🍦 name three good things about a character you hate

oh no i'm not sure i hate any of the characters! if we're talking about characters you're meant to hate for the plot, then for sobel:

foil for so many of the best winnix scenes (the can of peaches, just hanging out watching basketball in aldbourne when the court-martial letter arrives, the salute)

so well played by david schwimmer as it could easily have gone very panto villain

also the inspection scene in currahee is such a good introduction to so many of the characters and i think really shows you why easy were bonded so tightly

[laiqualaurelote]

Warlock and Adam (or Warlock/Adam) - Hallmark holiday movie AU

First of all bear in mind that I have never seen a Hallmark holiday movie so my grasp of this concept is at best theoretical. Warlock, grown-up and in some kind of City of London soul-sucking corporate job, hates Christmas. He hates the overwhelming commercialisation of the season, the anxiety-inducing tradition of gift-giving, the fact that everything in London shuts down and you can't get a meal anywhere except in Chinatown for obscene rip-off prices. He's become such a Grinch about it that his girlfriend (let's call her Charlie) breaks up with him right before Christmas, which means he'll have to attend his parents’ terrible Christmas lunch single. Due to coincidence (or angelic intervention) he meets, in a Soho bookstore, Adam, who hates Christmas because he's literally the Antichrist. Adam agrees to pretend to be Charlie at Warlock’s parents' lunch ("did I say Charlie was a woman, dad? or did you just assume") if Warlock will be his fake date at the Young family dinner in Lower Tadfield. ("Okay, but how are we going to get to Lower Tadfield before dinner if none of the trains are running?" Adam just shrugs.) All hell proceeds to break loose. (Maybe even literally). Also the whole time it's snowing perfectly wherever Adam is, while in the rest of the UK it’s just pelting rain, super dreich, the absolute worst. Bonus subplot in which Aziraphale has a starring role in the Christmas panto and Crowley is thus forced to be in attendance (it's abysmal. The stage catches fire. Crowley swears it wasn't him. The Bentley plays 'Thank God It's Christmas' all the way back to theirs and Crowley accuses it of siding with the angel.) I do not think anyone should ever let me write a holiday movie.

Leave an AU and a pairing in my ask and I’ll give you the plot of the fic I won’t write for it.

[panto-x]

Thank you everyone for 250+ likes on my Sterek / Teen Wolf fic "Buster"! 🫶🏼

[witchnova221]

10 Questions

Tagged by @kisahawklin

Rules: answer 10 questions and tag 10 people you want to know better

Relationship status: Married (going on nearly 20 years)

Favorite color: Black

Three favorite foods: Paella, Irish Stew, Bacon and Eggs

Song stuck in my head: Pure Imagination as it’s the title of my current fic and was also to opening song for Panto

Last thing I listened to: My playlist for Pure Imagination

Last thing I googled: New front doors! House renovations are still ongoing.

Time: 11am GMT

Dream trip: Desperate to go to Japan to see my family. Also would love time to do a road trip around the homeland of Ireland

Anything I really want: The special edition final book of Mo Dao Zu Shi but I don’t hold out hope because of the previous supply issues!

Currently reading: Heaven Officials Blessing by Mo Xiang Tong Xiu 

Last song: Let It Be by The Beatles

Last movie: Night at the Museum

Last series: Escape to the Chateau

Sweet, savory, or spicy: Savoury

Currently working on: Pure Imagination, planning my CSSR fall of Lotus Pier fix it fic, plu s home renovations

Craving: A good night’s sleep

Tea or coffee: I have a deep and abiding hatred of both!

Tagging. @wrecklwj @mulberrygraceful @sweetlittlevampire @witchravenfox @sassybluee @swordbunnies and anyone else that wants to answer

[jessielefey]

@ fic writers who still pull full command-comment asides mid-chapter like it's 2004 to call out your characters for being uncooperative or pass out popcorn before a plot point you're particularly proud of or otherwise meta-narrate... I need y'all the stop apologizing. Fanfic is *exactly* the correct place to be putting the panto back into Literature(TM) (fanfic about comics three times as much). You're the bravest of our warriors and the leaders who will save us all. Keep your chin up; what is cringe can never die.

@ fic readers who write play by play comments that highlight your favorite passages and why you like them, please know you are the best humans to exist and please don’t stop what you’re doing

[gothic-cepho]

writing is fun because I’ve decided to shameless steal an ad-libbed joke from the panto my friend took me to and add it into my lethicus fic :3c

[lessirussolvr]

can you write a Katie McCabe fic x reader where Katie gets an operation (doesn’t have to do w football, could be appendicitis or smth like that) and Katie is scared to go under anaesthesia but reader (or could be caitlin) is with her the whole time. Sorry if it’s a strange request, you don’t have to do it x

I usually don't write on here, but, I do have a lot more spare time now that Panto season is over. So, I can get this written over the next couple days if you'd still like me too :)

[theclaravoyant]

Clara's Fictober 2023 Masterpost

I am participating in @fictober-event's Fictober 2023! I will primarily be writing OFMD and Good Omens ficlets. Please feel free to prompt me from this list should you feel so inclined.

Our Flag Means Death

Polly - Prompt: "It's not too late, let's go." Fang and Ivan get a dog. (Set post S1, no S2 spoilers).

Training - Prompt: "Okay, show me." Izzy agrees to help Stede. Sort of. (Inspired by S2 official trailers).

Drunk - Prompt: "Don't worry, I got you." Stede gets White Girl Wasted and it falls to Ed to help him out. (Mild S2 spoilers).

Shattered - Prompt: "You lost it. Well, we lost it." Stede boards the ruined Revenge. (Mild S2 spoilers based on the trailers).

Help - Prompt: "Give me that, before anything happens." SPOILERS FOR EPS 1-3. Lucius shaves his beard. Lucius/Pete

Papers - Prompt: "Do I look like I knew that?" SPOILERS FOR EPS 1-3. Ed confronts Frenchie about what's in the box he was carrying.

Love - Prompt: "I can't wait for you." The English are coming and there's no way out. Not for all three of them, anyway. Stede, Izzy, Ed. S2 Spec Fic. SPOILERS FOR EPS 1-3.

Cashmere - Prompt: "Do you recognise this?" Fluff. Blackbonnet. Stede has a surprise for Ed. Mild spoilers for eps 1-3.

Doldrums - Prompt: "Is it over? Is it really over?" Angst. Missing moment ft, Izzy & the crew in the immediate aftermath of the storm. Spoilers for eps 1-3.

Panto - Prompt: "I'm not saying I didn't like it." Izzy decides to join in on the theatrics. written prior to 6/7 airing, based on trailers/publicity though.

Try - Prompt: "It's not your fault." Ed and Izzy have been avoiding each other since coming back aboard the Revenge. It's time to have a conversation. written prior to 6/7 airing, based on trailers/publicity though.

Slow - Prompt: "You're the smartest person I know". UA of the scene after Stede leaves the party. Hurt/comfort. SPOILERS FOR EP7.

Beautiful - Prompt: "If you don't stop now-" Ed and Stede have a conversation about The Mistake. Hurt/Comfort. SPOILERS FOR EP7.

Pet - Prompt: "Who takes care of you?" Shameless & sweet Blackbonnet smut . SPOILERS FOR S2

Charm - Prompt: "It's alright, I'm here now." A young Edward Teach shelters in a bathtub and reads with his mother.

Panic // Pride - Prompt: "I might never get another chance to say this." Stede's traumas catch up to him. The Bathtub BreakdownTM we've all been waiting for. Whump/Hurt/Comfort. ft. bonus Izzy as, in the words of one AO3 commenter, Stede's Emotional Support Bastard

Tribute - Prompt: "I don't know if they'll accept this." Ed and Stede have retired, it’s opening night of their new venture, and their crew brings them a little something special to remember an old friend. Spoilers up to 2x07/finale trailer

[iotaholisticism]

new fic: Sonic the Hedgehog (2020)

“Do you know what a movie is?”

“No,” Panto admits. “I don’t think I really understand what a television is, either.”

Or,

Bart makes Panto watch Sonic the Hedgehog (2020). What could possibly go wrong?

rating: gen

archive warnings: no archive warnings apply

words: 744

tags: Ficlet, Beta Read, Fluff

read it here on ao3!

and thank you to @juniper-and-lamplight for the beta read