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Hello！I have been looking for a drarry fic for a long time. I hope you can help me. 1. after the war，Harry and Draco were assigned to a team to repair the basement of Hogwarts. 2. the rating is eitherT or M 3.more than 10k 4. there was a moment when Draco was worried that their relationship would end when they were done with the repairs.

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Wait question, trying to work things out for a fic of my own and I was wondering, how the hell do you determine all the Finweans’ ages in relationship to their siblings to create their dynamics so well in your stories? Don’t like, none of them even have a canon birth year except for Feanor?

What a compliment, thank you anon! I am very far from an expert on this, but as usual “canon” is a vague and muddy field here.

Finwëan birth years we do know, all from the Annals of Aman in Morgoth's Ring:

Fëanor in YT 1169

Fingolfin in 1190

Finarfin in 1230

Turgon and Finrod in 1300

Galadriel and Aredhel in 1360

(An additional fragment of the Annals in The Nature of Middle-earth gives Fingon's birth year as 1260.)

There is plenty of room, within these dates, to play around with birth years to find a dynamic that suits you! One resource I find invaluable is this excellent post on elven aging, which puts the information LaCE gives us into numbers. Because I am Like That, I wrote up a Python script that uses this formula to convert between elf and human ages. If you're slightly more normal, you can use the fact that elves and humans age at the same rate up until three years, and then after that

elf age = 38.25 - (log((27/human age) - 1)/0.059

and

human age = 27/(1 + e^(-0.059*(elf age - 27)))

to convert between them.

Then you can just use this to work backwards and decide on birth years. Posit, for example: Maedhros was always Fingon's Cool Slightly Older Cousin, and the elf-equivalent of a glamorous twenty-year-old when Fingon was elf!17. That gives us that Maedhros was 56 when Fingon was 47, putting his birth year at 1251, nine years before Fingon. Or perhaps you feel very strongly that Celegorm was older than Finrod, but only very slightly: then give him a birth year of 1297 or so. Were Fingolfin and Lalwen codependently close in age? That gives you somewhere around 1195-1200 for her birth year.

I can't emphasise enough that absolutely none of this is necessary! The Annals of Aman do (as far as I know) often contradict what's "established canon" (so much as that exists), and so you can literally throw out any of these birth dates that don't spark joy. And the LaCE maths is even more optional. But I think the working backwards is key: decide on a dynamic you like for the various siblings and cousins, and then reverse-engineer the birth years to give you something you like!

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extremely vague,so sorry, but I forgot to click on it and idk where it is actually posted. it may have been a recommendation on here but for a ao3 fic. summary was a section of dialogue along the lines of "hasn't anyone ever played with your tits Steve?" thanks so much

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Chasing Pavements

Sirius Black x reader (sorta), OC x reader (also sorta) words; 1251 warnings; cheating, not a happy ending (sorta x3) song; Chasing Pavements by Adele (19 as fics) uhhhhhh hi, I don't really love this too much but oh well. There's a touch of emotions controlling the weather which is coooolllllll requests... are requests, I greatly appreciate them and one day they will be fufilled.

I've made up my mind

Don't need to think it over

If I'm wrong, I am right

I walked quietly in the halls, my mind blank as it replayed the scene on an endless loop. It envied the way his lips crashed against hers. It envied the way she let out breathy moans as his hands seeped under her waist band. It envied the way he was with her. I envied the way he was with her, when he was supposed to be with me.

A year ago today, Sirius gained the courage to ask me to be his girlfriend. I remember it like it was yesterday. I remember the way the world seemed just a little brighter and more colorful, and now, it was nothing but dark and gray. Loud thunder boomed in the sky as lightning struck the ground, portraying the screaming anger I couldn’t seem to find.

Don't need to look no further

This ain't lust, I know this is love, but

If I tell the world, I'll never say enough

I remember the little touches. The way his hand would gently land on her waist to guide her, or the way his eyes would light up when she walked into the room. They didn’t do that for me. It’s almost as if he was trapped in a prison, and she was the key. Lucky for him, he’s taken the key, but left behind the broken girl he shared a cell with. 

'Cause it was not said to you

And that's exactly what I need to do if I end up with you

“Y/n, no.” Lily said sternly and I shook my head, opening my mouth to protest. “No, no, no. Y/n, he cheated on you. He broke you. I don’t want to have to hold you as you sob again. I don’t want to see your heart crack even more.”

Tears welled in my eyes, “Lils, I miss him.”

She pulled me in, cradling my head against her chest and I cried softly, “I know, Y/n/n, I know.”

Should I give up or should I just keep chasing pavements

Even if it leads nowhere?

Or would it be a waste, even if I knew my place?

Should I leave it there?

“We can fix this. I’m willing to give you a chance.” I said to Sirius and he popped up.

“Really?” He asked and I nodded, keeping a straight face as he hugged me tightly. “You won’t regret this.”

Should I give up or should I just keep chasing pavements

Even if it leads nowhere?

“I hope not.”

I build myself up and fly around in circles

Waiting as my heart drops

“Oh, Y/n.” Marlene said as she shook her head.

Lily sighed in defeat. “I said it was a bad idea.”

I looked between the two, “I know, I know. But I really think he wants to change and make it better.” Thunder crashed lightly outside the window.

“There is no changing, no coming back from this, Y/n/n.”

And my back begins to tingle

Finally, could this be it, or?

“A flower for a flower.” A voice said as a small daisy came in front of my face. 

I looked up from my book with a smile, “Sirius, this is so beautiful.” I said as I twirled the flower in between my fingers.

“Just like you.” He said, his lips ghosting over mine.\

Should I give up or should I just keep chasing pavements

Even if it leads nowhere?

Or would it be a waste, even if I knew my place?

Should I leave it there?

Should I give up or should I just keep chasing pavements

Even if it leads nowhere? Yeah

“Y/n, I think you should leave Sirius.” James said as he sat down at my table in the library.

I furrowed my brows, taken aback, “What?”

James sighed, “I think you should leave Sirius.”

“And why would I do that?”

“I love him like a brother, but what he did was unforgivable. I hate seeing you give him another chance because the truth is, he doesn’t deserve it.”

I narrowed my eyes, “What’s going on?”

James contemplated something before shaking his head and standing back up, “Just don’t allow him to make the same mistakes. Don’t allow him to hurt you again.” He left.

Should I give up or should I just keep chasing pavements

Even if it leads nowhere?

“Where have you been?” I asked quietly as Sirius carefully tip toed into the common room.

He ran a hand through his messy black hair, “Oh, you’re awake.”

I nodded, closing my book and standing up. “It would seem so.”

“It’s late, you should go to bed, my love.” He said, pressing a soft kiss to my lips and running up the stairs to the boys dormitory. I closed my eyes and cursed him in my head, for the taste on his lips was heartbreakingly familiar. 

Or would it be a waste, even if I knew my place?

Should I leave it there?

The rain beat down heavily on me, the drops of water mixing with my tears as the wind carried away my sobs.

“Y/n!” Sirius yelled desperately.

“No!” I screamed back, turning around as I clutched tightly onto my robes. “Go away!”

The thunder rumbled loudly behind me as he stumbled forward, “Please!” His voice was hoarse as if he’d been crying. Anger filled my body, he had no right to be crying. No right.

Should I give up or should I just keep on chasing pavements?

Should I just keep on chasing pavements?

Oh-oh

“We can work this out, it was just a mistake, Y/n!” 

I looked up to the sky biting my lip hard as the rain fell into my eyes, making them sting. I shook my head.

“Go!” I yelled again, turning around and continuing my trek to the forest.

“y/-”

“I said go!” Lighting struck the ground between us, throwing him backwards onto the grass. He looked at me in fear and scrambled to his feet before sprinting away. I fell to my knees sobbing, ashamed I let him break me again.

Should I give up or should I just keep chasing pavements

Even if it leads nowhere?

I quickly packed my suitcase, Marlene and Lily helping.

“I’m so sorry guys.” I apologized, guilt filling my body.

Lily stopped what she was doing and looked at me before sighing and pulling me into a tight hug. Marlene joined after, adding her arms to the mix as well.

“It’s what you need.” Lily whispered.

“You dramatic teenager.” Marlene added and we all laughed quietly.

“That’s me.”

Or would it be a waste, even if I knew my place?

Should I leave it there?

I sighed as I sat down in the Great Hall of Ilvermorny. It was so much different than Hogwarts, yet, exactly the same. I quietly ate my food and read my book, not bothering to look up and try to converse with the empty seats around me.

Someone sat down in front of me and I looked up to see a boy with a warm smile.

“Hi.” He said softly and I swallowed my food awkwardly.

“Hey.” I responded.

“I’m Alastor Greenwood, it’s a pleasure to meet you.”

I smiled slightly, “Y/n L/n, the pleasure is mine.”\

Should I give up or should I just keep chasing pavements

Even if it leads nowhere?

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Two Little Cornettos

Two Little Cornettos https://ift.tt/qfvKLn9 by PumpkinButterbeer Apparently, the way I cope with life is by writing ridiculously fluffy mpreg fics with every single trope in the book. You're welcome. Words: 1251, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: M/M Characters: Alex Claremont-Diaz, Henry Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor Relationships: Alex Claremont-Diaz/Henry Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor Additional Tags: Mpreg, Intersex, Pregnancy, Unplanned Pregnancy, Domestic Fluff, Fluff via AO3 works tagged 'Alex Claremont-Diaz/Henry Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor' https://ift.tt/JrPYC0Q August 13, 2023 at 08:17PM

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After The Spotlight

After The Spotlight https://ift.tt/RfnPe0T by Wisp_or_somthin ' '‘Is that Castiel?!?” someone screams from behind him “OMG it is!” someone else screamed and by that point Castiel had started running he couldn't stand crowds it was probably his least favorite part of being an actor other than the parties the other famous people and well all of it' or a destiel fic about Cas who is an ex-actor working at a book and bakery shop called 'Literary loaves' with his brother Gabe and recently adopted son Jack and dean who is a famous musician will he bring Cas back to the spotlight or will this difference tear them apart? Words: 1251, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Categories: M/M Characters: Castiel (Supernatural), Dean Winchester, Jack Kline, Charlie Bradbury, Gabriel (Supernatural), Sam Winchester Relationships: Castiel/Dean Winchester, Dean Winchester & Sam Winchester, Castiel & Jack Kline, Castiel & Gabriel (Supernatural), Charlie Bradbury & Castiel, Charlie Bradbury & Gabriel Additional Tags: Castiel is Jack Kline's Parent, Mutual Pining, Pining, Castiel and Gabriel are Siblings (Supernatural), Alternate Universe - Coffee Shops & Cafés, Fluff, Fluff and Angst via AO3 works tagged 'Castiel/Dean Winchester' https://ift.tt/fUAtRKL October 08, 2024 at 11:44PM

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Princess of Candy Coated Lies, Modern Royalty AU- King Peter Steele & Single Mother OFC, Soulmate AU

Chapter 17

SUMMARY: Single mother Molly Anne Harper does the best she can do, given her circumstances- since she broke up with her ex-boyfriend by sending him to jail, she’s been struggling to be the best mother to twin daughters while working barely minimum waged jobs. But when she meets her soulmate- King Peter Thomas Ratajczyk of Brooklyn- she quickly finds herself falling heads over heels in love with the guarded, battle damaged ruler. Likewise, Peter finds himself with a family of a women and two little girls who call him daddy. But what happens when their father gets out from behind bars and starts to cause mayhem?

A Soulmate AU where you never know what the first words your soulmate says to you until they say it

CHAPTER WARNINGS: none applicable

A NOTE FROM THE AUTHORESS: This fic is dedicated to SkullWoggle on AO3 and @rock-a-noodle on Tumblr.

WORD COUNT: 1251

“Oh wow, look at this dress, Molly Anne!” Princess Annette said as she pulled a dress off from the dress rack and held it up. “Isn’t it pretty?”

“Uh…” I eyeballed the giant, poofy dress which honestly reminded me more of a heavily frosted cupcake. “It’s a bit too much for my taste, for certain.”

It was the next day, and the five Ratajczyk princesses- Annette, Pamela, Barabra, Patricia and Cathy, had treated me to a day at Brooklyn’s top bridal salon. The eldest sister had told me that as a wedding gift, they were contributing two hundred dollars each for my dress.

I was staring blankly at a random dress when a bridal consultant came up to is. Dressed in a smart black skirt and a sweet smile, she automatically made me feel beautiful.

“Hello, your highnesses!” she greeted us in a cheerful tone of voice. “Who’s my bride?”

I raised my hand timidly, Annette gently pushing me forward.

“I’m Molly Anne,” I meeped, shaking her hand.

“Hello Molly Anne, I’m Britney,” she introduced herself. “Tell me about what your dream dress looks like.”

“I just want to feel pretty,” I explained. “I don’t want a white dress if you can help it, though. Something I can wear again, most definitely! My budget is a strict thousand dollars- I cannot afford to go over not want to go over even by a penny.”

“Where will you say your vows?” was Brittney’s next question.

“The king and I will be saying our I do’s in a garden,” I answered vaguely- the king had told me to be secretive about where we would be getting married as to keep myself and the twins safe.

“Okay, I think I have an idea of what you’ll want to try on!” Brittney took me off into a room to wait while she went and pulled some dresses for me to try on.

When she came back ten minutes later, she was hauling five or six different dresses over her shoulder, which she hung up before asking me which one I wanted to try on.

“Surprise me,” I told her, smiling when she pulled out a soft bubblegum pink tea length dress with a tulle skirt and fitted bodice.

“Do you have shoes picked out?” Brittney asked me as she laced me into the corset styled back.

“I’m possibly going to do embroidered flats, like maybe Converses,” I told her, blanching at the sight of me in the mirror. “Uh, no. this dress clashes horribly with my hair.”

Brittney just laughed as she helped me out of the dress and into a second, this one being a soft baby blue with glittery tinsel.

“This one is pretty, but…” I trailed off, unable to put my finger onto why I didn’t care for this bridal dress.

“It doesn’t match your wedding aesthetic?” she finished for me as she helped me into dress number three.

Dress number three was a pale green mermaid with white lacey sleeves. I told her that I liked the color, but not the fit. Finally, it came down to the final two dresses.

One was very clearly a wedding dress, a soft white color with colorful embroidery scattered across the full trumpet shaped skirt, the fitted bodice and the slightly poofy sleeves. The second dress was simpler, also a soft white in color, the skirt coming to my knees with elbow length sleeves and bright colorful flower embroidery on the skirt and bodice.

“The second one,” I told her with an excited squeak, stepping into the dress and then promptly bursting into tears of joy when she zipped it up. “It’s perfect!”

Brittney just beamed at me as she handed me a tissue to dry my eyes with before opening the door and letting me sweep out into the area that the five princesses occupied.

“Oh, you look so gorgeous, Molly Anne!” gasped Barbara, wiping at watering eyes.

“I do think that this is your dress!” smiled Cathy as she clapped her hands together.

“I thought you would pick something a bit more,” Pamela said before letting out a shrug. “But this is a good surprise!”

“I love this dress,” I sniffled happily, giving the princesses a twirl. “I think this is my dress- what says you royals?”

I was met with a chorus of agreements and I smiled as the sight of me in the mirror. I ran my hands down the sides and froze.

“And I found the best part about this dress!” I announced with a giggle before showing them my finding. “Pockets!”

Everyone laughed at my childish discovery, Brittney glancing at the price tag.

“This dress is seven hundred and seventy nine dollars,” she announced. “So that will leave you with two hundred twenty one dollars to spend!”

“Do you want to get anything else?” Cathy asked me in a kind voice.

“No, I don’t think so,” I was unable to wipe the please smile from my face. “I think the dress is honestly enough as is.”

“Are you sure? I can get the veil that has been used for the past nine generations, if you would like,” Princess Patricia offered me.

“You mean the lace cathedral veil that’s on display at the Brooklyn historical museum?” I asked, automatically blanching. The legendary Ratajczyk royal family cathedral veil was a beautiful thing of history, a delicate thing that I knew would cause ever more anxiety over me making sure it wouldn’t become dirty or torn. “Honestly, I’d rather not. The king and I are to be wed outside after all.”

“Ah, good point,” she smiled. “But do you at least want to wear any of the displayed family jewels as your something old?”

“I’ve always liked those simple blue sapphire ear studs,” I confessed.

“Yes, with that jeweled flower pendant?” she grinned. “Perfect! I’ll bring them with me when I meet you and Peter and the girls beforehand, alright?”

I smiled before turning and returning back into my assigned dressing room to change back into my jeans and turtleneck sweater.

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under unclouded stars

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/Znh1dPe

by meumixer

Fun with fanon fest contributions! Prompts used: "Scarred Maedhros", "Maglor = Lindir"

Words: 1251, Chapters: 1/2, Language: English

Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Gen

Characters: Maedhros | Maitimo, Maglor | Makalaurë, Elrond Peredhel, Lindir (Tolkien), Galadriel | Artanis, Celebrían (Tolkien), Elladan (Tolkien), Elrohir (Tolkien), Arwen Undómiel

Relationships: Maedhros | Maitimo & Maglor | Makalaurë, Elrond Peredhel & Elros Tar-Minyatur & Maedhros | Maitimo, Elrond Peredhel & Maglor | Makalaurë, Celebrían/Elrond Peredhel, Elrond Peredhel & Lindir

Additional Tags: Fluff and Angst, the inherent mix of grief and hope that comes with tolkien's works, Chapter One tags:, bullet point fic, First Age, Implied/Referenced Torture, Canonical Character Death, Canonical Potential for Character Undeath, Author Is Not Immune to Kidnap Fam Propaganda, CHAPTER TWO TAGS:, Third Age, Aftermath of the Last Alliance, Rivendell | Imladris, You Are Not Immune to Rivendell Fam Propaganda, (i can't do anything about the all caps tag apparently)

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Izzy and Stede wear their Get Along Shirt and other Short Stories

by Bedalk05

Join the crew of The Revenge in an ongoing fic for reader prompts and/or mini plot bunnies I come up with that may not fit into a fully fleshed out fic but which I decided to write anyway b/c why not?

Read on for such stories as "Izzy and Stede wear their Get Along Shirt" and "Jim Contemplates the Merits of Stabbing their Crewmates."

*These stories take place in the universe of "No Strings on Me" but for the most part can stand alone*

Words: 1251, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Series: Part 8 of No Strings on Me

Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/M, M/M

Characters: Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Stede Bonnet, Oluwande Boodhari, Jim Jimenez, Black Pete (Our Flag Means Death), Lucius Spriggs, Fang (Our Flag Means Death), Ivan (Our Flag Means Death), Israel Hands, Roach (Our Flag Means Death), Frenchie (Our Flag Means Death), Wee John Feeney, The Swede (Our Flag Means Death), Buttons (Our Flag Means Death), Original Trans Character(s), Original Cat Character(s)

Relationships: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet, Oluwande Boodhari/Jim Jimenez, Black Pete/Lucius Spriggs, Fang/Ivan (Our Flag Means Death), Israel Hands/Roach (Our Flag Means Death), Frenchie/Original Trans Character

Additional Tags: Slice of Life, Fluff, Humor, Hijinks & Shenanigans, Found Family, Established Relationship, No Plot/Plotless, Crew as Family, Implied Sexual Content

source https://archiveofourown.org/works/45206284

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fic   |   12:51

or: Bonnie, Caroline, and a superheroes origin story. Not set in an alternate universe.

PART ONE | PART TWO | READ + COMMENT ON AO3

for @ishenwulf

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Part Three

The Adults Are Talking

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The weekend just after Winter begins, Damon updated WatchOutVillainz.com with a renewed vigour.

He made sure to check for typos, and found with satisfaction that there was only 1, even in his disastrously drunken stupor. So far, this was the best post he’d ever written, and the traffic it was getting was crazy.

The next day, he got a text message from an unknown number.

BLOCKED NUMBER sent at 10:25am: Might want to type with your eyes open next time, mate.

Unperturbed, Damon went to check on his blog stats.

He was pleased to see that there was a 26% increase of traffic since his last posting.

He took a swig of his coffee mixture – Caroline calls it a mixture because he makes it while fighting off the hangover pounding in his teeth, and mixes in any liquid that didn’t require him to stir, mix or slosh. Today’s mixture was coffee, orange juice and leftover wine from Bonnie’s glass from the night before.

With a wince, he swallowed and clicked on his blog.

He’d made the post exclusively to showcase their new winter additions to their superhero outfits. Attached at the top of the latest post was a picture of Feisty Fire and Blonde Distraction with fur-trimmed capes. The text underneath, which went on for quite a few minutes of scrolling, was just the number 9 typed over and over again.

—

Caroline kicked open the door to the warehouse with unnecessary force: the new boots she was wearing was much suited for winter, with heavy leather flat soles that gripped debris-littered rooftops securely.

She kicked it with unnecessary force because it had been four years, and Lizzie and Josie were turning twenty, and she’d just gotten a text from Alaric telling her with regret that she probably shouldn’t come, seeing as her daughters now look older than her.

It takes her mere seconds to text back her outrage that they’ll be celebrating with close family and friends who all know of her nature, and that it’s really not his place to say whether or not she should be there for her own daughters—

“Good for you,” the vampire she was stalking praised, nodding profusely. “Darling, I can’t be-lieve you even let him keep your own kids away from you like that!”

“The lawyer you recommended was really good,” Bonnie smiled. “We were all really grateful.”

“That fire you’re aiming at me doesn’t imply appreciation at all, sweets.”

“Kol,” Caroline groaned. “I’ve had a long weekend, alright? It’s cold, this cape is heavy, and you breached contract—”

“There was nothing in the contract that said I couldn’t open a fight club,” Kol snarked, his voice extra annoying because it’s amplified. His voice was amplified, because he was speaking into a voice amplifier in the middle of a boxing ring. He had to amplify his voice, because the roar of the crowd almost drowned him out.

“It clearly said no more fighting.” Bonnie snaps her fingers; one of the werewolves that was about to lunge at his opponent, a banshee, is tossed off trajectory with a long, wet whine.

—

“You girls got boring,” Kol whines. “I regret paying for my WOV platinum membership.”

Bonnie and Caroline didn’t answer, busy as they were immobilising him with a variety of ropes, velvet, and chains.

“Seriously,” Kol continued as if Bonnie wasn’t using the toe of her boot to flip him onto his stomach, “the only upgrade I got was being able to choose the colour of my font.”

“Damon is a scammer if there ever was any,” Caroline lectured him. “You should know better, dumbass.”

Kol finally scowled. “I resent that.”

His scowl melted into a look that was parts amazement and arousal when Bonnie turned her palms upward and outward, and he levitated into the air.

Bobbing gently in front of them like a peaceful yacht out on a dawn excursion, Kol asked, “It’s not nice to accost a lad on his first night out on the town.”

“It’s your second night. You said the exact same thing yesterday, just before you signed a contract that said you’d quit it with your assholery,” Bonnie said with an eyeroll. “Do you need to sign up for our twelve-step programme?”

“Oh, so you’ve expanded! Congratulations are in order.”

“Thank you,” Bonnie and Caroline responded automatically, because while they were vigilantes, they were still southern belles raised with good manners.

“Anyway, I’m only going at it because I’m expected to be on my best behaviour this weekend.” It was a testament to the sorta-kinda friendship he had since the days of their mismatched Mystery Gang vs. Whatever Shit the Originals Schemed That Week that he was even explaining himself. He used to maim first, offer explanations never.

“And why’s that?” Caroline maintained the conversation, just because she could. And because she was feeling a bit useless now that Bonnie was doing most of the womanpower.

“I’ve got to attend a children’s birthday party,” Kol said, as if he was going to be having an operation to remove his liver without anaesthesia.

“Say that again.”

“I’ve got to attend a children’s birthday party.”

“Sorry, again?”

“I said, I’ve got to attend a children’s birthday party.”

“One last time for the audience?”

“I said, I’ve—”

“How the hell were you invited?” Caroline seethed.

“Everywhere Hope goes, we go,” Kol shrugged. “What, you weren’t?”

He bobbed a bit in the air as Bonnie flicks Caroline a quick look of mild panic.

There was a storm brewing in Caroline’s eyes – or whatever you could see of them behind her mask, which she’d taken care to cover most of her face now that it was winter. “No.”

“Who’s ‘we’?” Caroline asked with narrowed eyes.

Kol sighed. “Looks like we are down for one magnificent family reunion, sister.”

So horrified was Caroline that he had called her that, she barely registered knocking Kol out with the heel of her boot until he lay crumpled –

Or would have, if he wasn’t still floating.

“Caroline,” Bonnie began. “We do not exercise too much authority over the boots. They’re YSL.”

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The Bachelor AU

Chapter 5!

Again, many thanks to my loveliest beta @killthenaughtyboy and my inspiration duo @@noctomythiclaw & @rhettandtwink !

Title: Roses For Mr. Neal Rating: PG-13 (or light M) Chapter Summary: Rhett has his double date with Connor and Link at the spa. Everything goes nice and easy until...

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Criminal Minds Masterlist

General Criminal minds:

Supernatural AU headcanons (technically)

Single Dad reader x BAU - Warnings: Wife left reader, single parent, single dad reader (Idk if those are actual warnings but still). Word Count: 746

Family - (BAU x gn!reader) Warnings: None. Word Count: 528

BAU x Reid’s trans brother - Warnings: None. Word Count: 375

BAU x gn!reader - sharing headcanons (sfw)

Younger gn agent reader - Warnings: None. Word Count: 275

Covid times - Warnings: Covid mentions.

Male autistic reader x BAU Headcanons  - season 6 episode 16

Stop talking - Warnings: bullying, homophobia, transphobia, physical assault, hurt spencer Word count: 891

BAU x werewolf reader - Warnings: Bullet wound, blood, make shift first aid Word count: 1385

Picture Perfect Family - Warnings: death of a pregnant woman (and the fetus - although is referred to as a baby during the fic), emergency c-section, mentions of torture, blood, held hostage, reader holds baby and woman’s hand, that bit is quite sad by the way, hospitals, death, crying Word count: 4449

Car crash - Word count: 1152 Warnings: car crash, impaled, injuries, blood

Head wound - Reader is bonked on the head.

Head shot -  Warnings: Hospitals, head wound, shot in the head (but it bounces so no one dies)

Ghost reader - Warnings: Reader is a ghost

Scapegoat -  Warnings: Homophobia, some slurs (f-slur), homophobic language, bad language overall.

Spencer Reid:

Non-binary Spencer headcanons

Favourite Profiler - Spencer x gn (gender neutral) reader. Warnings:  Spencer gets a little upset, there’s quite a few swear/curse words, reader is a bit of an idiot but realises it in the end, Hotch is basically Reader’s father at this point (not a warning but still). Word Count: 1251

Non-Binary Reid being bullied - Warnings: Transphobia (like a lot of it), bullying, trans ally hotch, trans ally morgan, hotch punches a guy - but it’s deserved so it’s okay Word Count: 405

Spencer x Buck (911) - Warnings: None that I can think of. Word Count: 842.

Spencer and his dad -  Prompt: ‘but we’re family-’ ‘you don’t get to use that word!’

Spencer’s sister - Spencer finds out he has a trans sister

Pay attention (to me) - Spencer x male reader.  Warnings: some hints to sexy times, spencers needy and reader teases him about it, let me know if I’ve missed anything, nothing spicy happens, just mostly kissing

Spencer x male reader - relaxing together on the jet, no warnings, word count: 233

Spencer x male reader, Luke best friend - Luke has to watch you get married. 

Pancakes solve everything - Warnings: mentions of alcohol, drunk-ish (not really)

Derek Morgan:

Derek x Feminine Trans Male Reader - Warnings: Insecurity. Word Count: 772

Derek x FTM!Reid!Reader - Warnings: hinted past transphobia. Word Count: 348

Four Words - Derek x Male reader.  Warnings: Angst, sadness, major character death, hurt reader, reader has a daughter, derek and reader both love each other, they don’t decide to tell each other in the moment it matters the most, stab wound, knife, killing, abduction, I think that’s about it if I’ve missed anything please let me know. Word Count: 1473

Wisdom (teeth) - from the prompts “crying is only going to make you feel worse” and “you can squeeze my hand if you need to”

I understand - Warnings: Kidnapping, throwing up, deceased parents, mentions of a car crash and heart attack, PTSD (? I think), reader has some flashbacks, panic attack. Word Count: 1590

06.17 - Derek’s in a relationship with Emily’s brother, who was also taken by Doyle. Unfortunately, there isn’t always a happy ending. Warnings:  hospitals, death, injury, kidnapping, and usual criminal minds stuff.

Aaron Hotchner:

Aaron x male reader -  Warnings: mentions of a difficult case surrounding children, mentions of Foyet. Word Count: 1168

Soul meets soul - Aaron x gn reader. Warnings: none. Word Count: 142

Aaron x trans woman reader - Warnings: none that I can think of, Reader is nervous coming out to Aaron. If there’s anything you want me to add, let me know! Word Count: 968

Aaron x trans male reader -  Warnings: dysphoria, transphobic deputy (he gets put in his place don’t worry), insecurities, mentions of the chest area and chest area tissue, reader wears a binder longer than the recommended amount of time.  Word Count: 1634

Aaron x trans male reader headcanons - Warnings: some of these include dysphoria, misgendering, and one of these mentions some kissing and mentions of shots - like injections, nothing too detailed or anything just letting you know

OCD is a Bully - Aaron x reader. Warnings: Intrusive thoughts, talks of intrusive thoughts, OCD. Word Count: 1109

Liar, Liar Tattoo’s on Fire - Aaron x Punk reader. Warnings: Insecurities, nervousness, tattoos (?), piercings (?), JJ is a bit problematic in this one, possibly homophobia? depending on how you read/interpret it, other than that nothing I can think of. Oh, I haven’t really proof-read this that much so it could be trash lol. Word Count: 1586

Superhero’s and Dinosaurs - Aaron x Trans Male reader (ft. super adorable Jack). Warnings: kind of stereotypes of male and female (it’s just Jack asking if reader likes superheroes and dinosaurs and stuff like that really lol - I was trying to get into the mindset of a kid and all I could think of was that there’s a stereotype of girls playing with dolls and boys playing with superheroes and stuff like that, so I included, sorry if it offends anyone) but other than that, I can’t think of any other warnings. Word Count: 788

Aaron x Feminine Male reader - Warnings: JJ is a bit ignorant but everyone’s accepting, I don’t think there are any others :) Word Count: 1257

Aaron x male reader - Warnings: insecure reader. Word Count: 426

Authority Figure - Warnings: Murder mentions, Reader swears quite a bit and is a bit of a flirt (also kinky stuff is briefly mentioned lol), I think that’s everything. Word Count: 532

Just Dance - Aaron x Male reader. Prompt: ‘Readers playing just dance with jack and aarons watching from the doorframe’

Aaron x male reader - Warnings: It might be a bit cheesy but that could just be me having written it and reread it a few times, depression. Word Count: 502

Colleagues - Warnings: Is flirting in the workplace a warning? Word Count: 600

Gay besties - Aaron x male reader, Emily x male reader (platonic). Warnings: none.

Hotch x jock male reader - Warnings: like one curse word.

Hotch x male reader - (Derek has a crush on the reader)

Bloody Mark - Trans reader x Hotch (familial). Warnings: dysphoria, menstruation, sad reader

Single Dad Reader - Reader absolutely adores the relationship Aaron and his daughter have

Hotch x male reader - Garcia sets her bestie up with her boss.

Hotch x singer!brother reader - Reader’s close by on tour when two band members wind up dead. Warnings: Murder, cheating. Word count: 1042

Hotch x adopted teen son - Warnings: Anxiety, reader is nauseous, teacher’s a bit of a dick. Word count: 845

Aaron x depressed reader - Warnings: depression, maybe self harm(?) - reader punches something multiple times, also this might be cringe idk, oh talks of medication and antidepressants Word count: 990

Aaron x autistic!Garcia!brother!Reader - Hotch is dating Garcia’s brother. Warnings: kissing, (super) brief mention of meltdown and sensory overload, that's all I believe Word count: 766

Just two men married - You and Hotch get married, Word count: 623 

Dad... - Hotch x teen!reader (ftm), no warnings, word count: 690

Your fault - Prompt: "Everything that happen to them is your fault" switched it up to 'Everything that happens to him is your fault.'Warnings: Jack gets kidnapped, reader is beaten up, hospitals, mean hotch (he gets nicer tho - he was just worried), Word count: 1213

You’ll be ‘kay - Hotchner Family. Prompt: 'We shouldn't have met.'Warnings: First breakup, crying, harsh breakup Word count: 565

5 Times + 1 - 5 times you and Jack competed against each other and the 1 time you worked together. 

Matchy Matchy - Reader comes out as trans to his family. His brother couldn’t be happier.

Meltdown -  Warnings: reader is distressed, meltdown 

Luke Alvez:

Some of my favourite Luke headcanons

Touch wood - Luke x gn reader. Warnings: reader has OCD, mentions of intrusive thoughts, compulsions (cleaning hands, touching wood, counting, checking), a few swear/curse words. Word Count: 1160

Labels (trans reader x Luke) - Warnings: gender confusion (?), reader is sad, unsure reader, trans reader, Luke says a swearword. Word Count: 451

Adopted Brother - Warnings: A long ass title (in the post), quite a bit of swearing?, mentions reader was left on church doorsteps as a baby. Word Count: 444

Try to relax - Reader gets hurt on a case

Luke x Trans male reader - Warnings: Reader comes out as trans, reader is very nervous. Word Count: 450

Digging a hole -  Person A: “I’m digging myself a hole.” Person B: “Its okay, I’ll get in your hole.” Person A: *blushes because they definitely fancy Person B*

I would die for you -  “You met me yesterday,” “Yes, and I would die for you. Next question,”

Luke x Mean Reader - Turned down

Is that my shirt? - Luke x male reader

Nothing Special - Luke x Lisa. Prompt: 'You're nothing special.'Warnings: harsh break up, anti-lisa tbh, insecure luke Word count: 236 

Please stop flirting - Luke x Simmons!Reader

Luke x FTM reader headcanons - discusses weight 

Matt Simmons

Please Stop Flirting - Luke x Simmons!Reader

David Rossi:

Retirement - David Rossi x Male reader

Partner - Dad!reader x David Rossi. Warnings: Bullies, blood, ‘off camera’ violence

Emily Prentiss:

Emily x male!reader - Word Count: 657 Warnings: Emily is feeling a little down

Dates - Male reader, Emily is out of her comfort zone

Cupcakes - GN!Reader x Emily. They bake cupcakes

Haunted - GN!Reader think’s that they are haunted

If Emily had adopted David (03x02)

Tara Lewis

Jennifer Jareau:

JJ x Child!FTM!Reader (familial) - Warnings: Parent death mentions, abduction/kidnapping mentions, idk if i missed any. Word Count: 959

JJ x male!reader - Warnings: none.

Penelope Garcia:

Some Penelope headcanons

Penelope x trans male reader - Warnings: needles, injections, testosterone shots, sheriff’s an ass, mentions of past arrests, mentions an attack, hate crime, mentions of broken bones, mentions of being attacked because of gender identity Word Count: 2342

Penelope x gn!Reader - Relationship reveal, No warnings, Word Count: 833

Penelope x teen brother reader - You get into a fight at school. Warnings: fights, blood, bullying Word count: 1135

Luke x Spencer (Ralvez):

Favourite Date headcanons

Happy Birthday - Warnings: Major character death, stabbings, sadness :(, sad Luke, sad everyone to be honest, dead body, mentions of vomit. Word Count: 1504

Burnt Out - Warnings: None. Word Count: 472

Aaron x Derek (Hotchgan):

General headcanons

Spencer x Derek (Moreid):

Trans Derek - Warnings: Derek comes out as trans but other than that nothing I can think of. Word Count: 616

Nightmares - Warnings: Spencer has a nightmare, nothing mentioned that too graphic. Word Count: 280

Bullies - (platonic) Warnings: Bullying. Prompt: ‘Please stop teasing me’

You promised - Prompt:  ‘But if I don’t have you, I don’t have anyone. And you promised that wouldn’t happen.’

Coming out - Prompt:  ‘You’re part of this family, whether you want to admit it or not.’

Internalised homophobia - Warnings: Internalised homophobia

Ask (me off anon, wimp) - Spencer keeps getting anon asks asking him out

PDA - Warnings: hate crime, assault, hospitals, broken bones, homophobia Word count: 2003

Aaron x Spencer (Hotchreid):

Buried - Warnings: buried alive, small spaces, coffins, foyet mentions, hankel mentions, past traumatic experience mentions, phobias. Word Count: 1294

Jack and Spencer (talking about Hotchreid) - Prompt: ‘Are you here because you want to be part of this family, or because you don’t want to be alone?’

Hotch x Reid - Spencer thinks Aaron is cheating on him.

Infection - “You don’t want that to get infected”

Luke x Penelope:

‘Can you please hug me really tight?’

Series/Multi-Part Fics

Atlas Tries Tropes:

(see also Hotch x gn!reader)

There’s only one bed - There’s only one bed in Luke and Tara’s shared hotel room

Undercover Fake Dating -  Warnings: Drink spiking, hate crimes, fake date situation, slight nsfw references (jokes of bdsm and kinks), mentions of cheating. Minors proceed with caution, I’m going with 16+ just to be safe Let me know if I missed anything. Word Count: 2.5k

Undercover Fake Dating Part 2 - (Part of Whumptober 2022) Warnings: abduction, kidnapping, hurt, pipe as weapon, drugged (in last part), forced to hurt loved one, stress position, gash wound, keeping injury a secret, passing out, needles, hospital, blood, knocked unconscious. Word count: 5765

Dad Reader:

Part One - Warnings: Reader has a son they didn’t know about, other than that, I don’t believe there is anything - I mean there’s a baby, but I don’t think that’s a warning? Lol. Word Count: 2000-ish.

Part Two - Warnings: Cancer, illness, Chemotherapy, Radiation therapy, this is heavy towards the end with stuff like that, sadness, a character is not well at all. There will be another ‘keep reading’ for when the warnings and stuff hits just so people know! Word Count: 2140

Part Three - Warnings: Mentions of cancer, chemotherapy, radiation therapy/radiotherapy, sadness, reader is sad, Hotch is good, people are concerned, I think that’s everything if you spot anything you think should have a tag, let me know! Word Count: 2179

Hotch x gn!reader: Aaron meets y/n at a bar, swooping in and saving them from an old drunk guy. Later, y/n is able to return the favour.

I have a boyfriend - Aaron x gn reader. Warnings: Creepy old man, drinking, alcohol, reader panics and says they have a sugar daddy XD Word count: 322

I have a partner - Aaron x gn reader. Warning: unwanted hitting on, drink, I think that’s all? Word Count: 607

Penelope Garcia:

Penelope x Morgan’s younger brother

Part One - Warnings: none that I can think of. Word Count: 1500 ish

Part Two - Warnings: none. Word Count: 602

Derek Morgan:

Unrequited:

Unrequited - Derek x Male reader. Word Count: 5127 Warnings: Derek’s a bit of an ass, there’s probably some swearing, drinking, fighting, angst, arguments, the lot, a panic attack happens (not too much detail though), erm, idk if there’s any more, let me know if you notice any.

Part 2 - Derek x Male reader. Word Count: 1598 Warnings: minor violence, angst with a happy(ish) ending

Hotchner Brother Masterlist

Whumptober 2022 Masterlist

[dapandapod]

So many witcher fics

Attempting to clean my master lists, so here is another pile of early witcher fics! 

These are written between 2020 and early 2021, the start of my witcher career! please enjoy!

-Fingertips Words: 1244 Jaskier is too stressed out to sleep, Geralt is brave and tries to help. Fluffy fluff fluff.

- Connecting dots Words 2981 Geralt is hit by a lying curse, and no braincells where seen that day.

- I just called to say I love you Words: Geralt is staying over at a hotel for a hunt. But he misses Jaskier something terribly, and as if he read his mind, Jaskier calls him.

- Two Pillows Word: 2098 Geralt sleeps with two pillows. One for his head and one to hold. And then Jaskier comes along.

- You bring me colors Words: 1400 When your soulmate is born, they bring colors. And when they die, the colors dissapears. There are many ways to die.

-My blue pearl Words: 1,466 Geralt is a tattoo artist and Jaskier gets an emotional tattoo. And later a date.

-Can I stay? Words: 4481 Jaskier has to stay over in Geralts flat, but there is only one bed....

-Family portrait Words: 2,323 Queen Calanthe is not a fan of hedgehogs.

-All kinds of pointy Words: 1,569 Jaskier has a temper and Geralt likes it.

-A story of catnip and Witchers Words: 1,863 Turns out catnip has certain effects on witchers.

-Prove it Words: 1,441 When provided with a floor, you dance.

-Pretty Barmaids and Evil Witchers (part 1) Words: 1,424 -Pretty Witchers and Evil Bards (part 2)Words: 1,805 There is a barmaid taking great liberites with his Geralt.

-Taste of apples Words: 716   As a podfic by @kyokotsukuyomi Smooches -Touch of home Words: 853    As a podfic by @kyokotsukuyomi Hugs -Place your smile in mine  Words: 1251 Holding of hands Jaskier asks, Geralt provides.

- Love Language Words: 1397 Jaskier thought he know how Geralt expressen affection. But it turns out there is more to learn.

-Flowers and bad ideas Words: 1,460 Jaskier sneezes and Geralt is sure he is about to die

-Everything I wanted Words: 1,169 After the mountain Jaskier is almost beaten to death. But Geralt comes for him.

-Roach!Roach my beloved!  Words: 2435 “Duck removal. Witcher wanted. Good pay.” Or - the first time Geralt meets Roach.

-Sing with me    Words: From his bedroom window, Jaskier can hear the sirens sing. He learns from them, loves them. When he comes to Oxenfurt, it takes him no time at all to see that Valdo is one of them.  mer!valdo x Jaskier

- Lady of the lake Words: Renfri needs to find a magic sword to finally end Stregobor. The lake where it is said to be hidden, she finds Yennefer instead. A mer!yennefer x renfri story

-Child of surprise Words: 2057 Roach finds herself a handsom unicorn

-A song unsung Words: 1,127 TW death “Have you ever lost someone before?” Jaskier asks. “Yes.” “Is it always this hard?”

[thepixelelf]

I posted 4,880 times in 2022

1,280 posts created (26%)

3,600 posts reblogged (74%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@jminwook

@woozi

@bisexualgyu

@ only-aroha-would-know

@xuseokgyu

I tagged 4,119 of my posts in 2022

Only 16% of my posts had no tags

#stickynotes.tpe - 756 posts

#seventeen - 678 posts

#golden child - 377 posts

#asks - 291 posts

#astro - 272 posts

#major ursa moment - 169 posts

#woozi - 168 posts

#anonymous - 158 posts

#kpop scenarios - 148 posts

#kpop imagines - 148 posts

rise of the major ursa moment tag 😎 I switched to being ursa halfway through the year so it's fun to see that up there. also omg uji being the only individual person on the top 10... truly I am weak for him

Longest Tag: 138 characters

#and the way seokmins death was explained in 1251 so efficiently and yet made the audience 'figure it out' in the simplest sense— wonderful

@97-liners jackie got my longest tag and it was worth every letter 💕

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

and the universe said,

When soulmates are suddenly thrust upon the world, you are one in a million who wishes they weren't -- and that's before you meet the person (people?!) making your life much harder than it needs to be. And before someone asks you to sign an NDA.

genres: comedy disguised as romance and romance disguised as comedy, soulmate au, technically an alternate universe but they're still idols, fluff, angst?, short chapters

relationship(s): SVT ot13 x reader

warnings: 18+ (there will be no smut but perhaps suggestive parts and multiple references to/jokes about sex and I honestly just don't feel comfy with minors reading my writing of that stuff sorry). coarse language. everybody's a little bit very stupid. individual chapters will have their own warnings

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593 notes - Posted September 23, 2022

#4

First to Fall - SVT 95 line (Completed!)

What happens when two friends who are ‘bad at love’ want to prove each other wrong?

Genres: romance, comedy, idiots-to-lovers, university au

Pairing: Reader & S.Coups (feat. Jeonghan & Joshua)

Warnings: language, absolute dumbassery

Note: this is a recast of an smau I have posted before

•••

Profiles

1. Taemin from SHINee

2. Scout’s Honour

3. How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days

4. Boom

5. First Date Types

6. As if

7. Wait What Happened

8. Awkward Silence

9. You Have No Idea

10. Emergency

11. No, Maybe

12. I Need To Tell You Something

13. Should’ve Gone First

14. I Don’t Know

15. Priorities

16. Missed

17. Standby for Backup

18. Starstruck

19. I’m Gonna Do Something

20. Because

21. A to B

22. Let’s Talk

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651 notes - Posted January 11, 2022

#3

powerpoints I think seventeen would bring to a ppt sleepover

scoups: Exactly How Many Minutes After Midnight Each of You Texted Me on My Birthday

jeonghan: Cheating at Everything: Is it Really a Crime?

joshua: When To Quit a Bit (I Wish I Knew)

jun: Good Soup :]

hoshi: I *AM* a Tiger (NOT CLICKBAIT)

wonwoo: Why Cats Are Better Than People

woozi: Top 300 Best Animes Of All Time

dk: My Friends as Pizza Toppings and Combinations

mingyu: Receipts of Every Time You Guys Have Cyberbullied Me (Mostly Instagram)

the8: The Art of Shutting the Fuck Up Sometimes

seungkwan: 12 Slides of Secrets Y'all Have Confided to Me And I Will Only Skip Over Yours if You Admit I'm Your Favourite

vernon: cat videos 🐈‍⬛🐈

dino: I Am Underappreciated in This Household

832 notes - Posted December 1, 2022

#2

Or, Would You Rather it be Me?

Genres: romance, soulmate au, university au, (no angst isn’t that crazy?!) Pairing: Reader & Vernon (Seventeen) Words: 7.9k (00:31) Warnings: language. (spoiler: the characters make out and shirts are taken off but it doesn’t get described past that) Notes: well well well well well… what’s this? a soulmate fic by casey thepixelelf with no angst in sight? it must be christmas! oh wait, it is (was)! happy (EXTREMELY LATE I’M SO SORRY) holidays mia @ memesolvernonchwe​ !! hope you like it :)

set in the Words that Bind Us universe

A detested soulmark, a friendship over a decade in the making, and an unexpected proposal from one friend to another... what could possibly go wrong?

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840 notes - Posted March 11, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Bouquets for a Friend (From a Friend)

Genres: romance, ceo au, secretary/personal assistant au Pairing: Reader & S.Coups (Seventeen) Words: 1.6k Warnings: cheol gets drunk off-screen Notes: another recasted fic because ceo cheol has me in a metaphoric literal chokehold sorry

Your boss gets flowers quite often. This time, when he does, he wants to get rid of them, and who are you to turn down free flowers?

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wow that svt powerpoint post really climbed up last minute 😭 really happy to see or would you rather it be me here, though, because I feel like that's the post I worked the hardest on in this list. not surprised about #1.... it was a repost but I should've expected carats' weakness to ceo cheol lmao

852 notes - Posted July 3, 2022

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[aftgficrec]

Staff Recs Christmas Shorts 2 🎄🎄

Hope you’ve enjoyed all the holiday reading! - AFTG Fic Rec Fam

Staff Recs December 2021 Christmas/Winter here

Staff Recs December 2021 More Christmas/Winter here

Staff Recs December 2021 Christmas Shorts 1 here

Love is Stored in the Ugly Christmas Sweater by Leahelisabeth (fortheloveofcamelot) [RatedG, 1935 Words, Complete, AFTG Exchange Winter 2021]

It's been five long years since the Foxes have all been able to gather for the holidays. It's time to make some new traditions.

holiday warmth by tobioiisms [Rated T, 2225 Words, Complete, AFTG Exchange Winter 2021]

neil and andrew escape from a party and enjoy the holiday in the solitary of their own apartment where they can be the happiest about it

sugar and spice by superfluous (sapphirestark) [Rated G, 2595 Words, Complete, 2021]

Kevin and Aaron stared at him in shock, but Neil just had a glint in his eyes, the same one he had whenever he noticed that Andrew had started trying in an Exy game.

making it harder to breathe by Azure_Allumiia [Rated T, 1643 Words, Complete, 2021]

Christmas Break with the Foxes, featuring Andrew at Easthaven and Neil in Evermore. Foxes celebrate New Years in NYC with the ball drop.

tw: implied/referenced abuse, tw: implied/referenced torture, tw: implied/referenced rape/noncon

Mistletoe Hung Where You Can't See by hyxcinthus [Rated G, 1251 Words, Complete, 2021]

jean and jeremy's views on the other's smile and laugh

Home for Christmas by abraxos_is_toothless [Rated G, 2615 Words, Complete, AFTG Exchange Winter 2020]

Long Distance Relationships are hard, but they made it work. Until it wasn’t working and then the holidays came around.

Babies are not cats (cats are easy) by otatop [Not Rated, 1309 Words, Complete, 2019]

A drabble vaguely about Andrew and Neil taking care of Aaron and Katelyn's twin babies when they get the flu.

Home for the Holidays by BendyDick [Rated G, 1065 Words, Complete, AFTG Exchange Winter 2019]

Andrew and Neil go to an ugly sweater party.

Golden Baubles by jemwrites [Rated G, 775 Words, Complete, Andreil Week 2019]

Andrew and Neil have never known a happy holiday. Perhaps that can change.

Day One: Tannenbaum by kiraisstillhere [Rated T, 1763 Words, Complete, 2019]

Andrew and Neil go Christmas tree shopping for the Monsters' dorm

of all the things my hands have held by RhymeReason [Rated E, 2420 Words, Complete, AFTG Exchange Winter 2019]

He had seen snow before, obviously, but not this much at a single time and not in a place as pretty as this one. It was a sight to behold and Aaron had to admit that he enjoyed it. The way that snow twinkled in the afternoon air and distant silhouette of a mountain in the distance all stirred something up in Aaron. It made him feel kinda sappy, like he was a character in a winter romcom. It was a little gross.

Let them be happy and silly by polyjosten [Not Rated, 1107 Words, Complete, 2019]

“Are y’all done putting a show on for everyone?”

“Statistically speaking? Probably not.” Neil quipped.

tw: alcohol

The Jumper by CrownOfAloe [Rated G, 1536 Words, Complete, 2017]

When Andrew sees the jumper, he has half a mind to burn it.

tw: anxiety, tw: violence

five times christmas meant something by nomadicdeer (someonestolemycoffee) [Rated G, 2359 Words, Complete, 2017]

Neil Josten asks Andrew if they can celebrate Christmas. He decided he likes Christmas quite a bit.

Dirty Santa by justdk [Rated T, 2749 Words, Complete, AFTG Exchange 2017]

The Foxes are reunited for their annual Christmas gift exchange. Strange presents! Stealing! Lots of fluff!

tw: alcohol

Afterthoughts by wesawbears [Rated T, Collection, Complete, 2017] 

Chapter 51: Andreil-Christmas (508 Words)

Neil sits quietly in front of the fireplace and holds his knees to his chest, thinking about the last six months. 

Chapter 52: Jerejean-Christmas (565 Words)

The tree was, objectively, too large for their apartment.

Chapter 53: Kandreil-Snow (576 Words)

Kevin loved snow.

Chapter 54: Kandreil-Gifts (534 Words)

It was the last night of the holiday break and Kevin was going to have to go back to his apartment by his team in Dallas.

Chapter 64: Jeremy and Jean- Family (865 Words)

His first year with the Trojans, Jean spent Christmas with Renee and her mother, learning what a happy family was like and seeing their cozy nook of the world

More Afterthoughts by wesawbears [Rated T, Collection, Updated 2019]  

Chapter 28: Kandreil- Lights (585 Words)

“He doesn’t generally seem like the festive type, unless it’s Exy related.”

Chapter 37: Andreil- Anniversary (535 Words)

If he were a different person, Andrew would say there were many downsides to having an eidetic memory.

25 Days of Kandreil prompt fills by @svragent [Tumblr, 2017]

Day 1: Eggnog  |  Day 2: Santa Paws  |  Day 3: The Words Left Unsaid  |  Day 4: Hold Me Tight (Don’t Let The Cold Get In)  |  Day 5: The Key To A Good Christmas  |  Day 6: Kevin Is Always Right  |  Day 8: Fallen Snow  |  Day 10: Christmas Jumpers  |  Day 11: Christmas Trees

Andrew’s Christmas sweater by @soullessminyard [Tumblr, 2017]

The boy’s dorm is a mess. Old take out boxes, empty bottles and dirty clothes all over the floor and the beanbags.

The kitchen counter looks even worse.

NB: original art of Andrew’s Christmas sweater by @cats-are-assholes

ADORABLE by @crowleyaj [Tumblr, 2017]

Neil still didn’t know how Nicky had talked him into this. He knew Andrew wasn’t excited to have half the old team in his house. 

“After everything we’ve been through, you still don’t think that I love you?” prompt fill by @lolainslackss [Tumblr, 2019]

It was December 31st and March’s timebomb endings and miraculous beginnings were over. 

my family invites you to join our holiday meal as an obvious setup and i’m so sorry prompt fill by @lolainslackss [Tumblr, 2018]

Andrew’s lying on his bed, half-asleep, when Aaron knocks on the door and lets himself in. 

Getting A Neil For Christmas by @ashrelfury [Tumblr, 2018]

There’s something wrong with Josten.

Andrew had come to the conclusion a long fucking time ago, that there was more to Neil Josten than meets the eye. Fuck everything Aaron has to say about it.

Actually, fuck what everybody has to say about it.

Bad Christmas memory by @ghostofnoah [Tumblr, 2017]

“Nathaniel would you hurry up please, Christmas will have come and gone if you go any slower!”

On the foxes having a holiday season in fox tower… by @anonknown [Tumblr, 2020]

A late andreil christmas post by @obscureshipsandchips [Tumblr, 2020]

December 2nd - Hot Chocolate by @sterlynwrites [Tumblr, 2020]

The foxes decorating the Christmas tree hc by @writing-is-hard-af [Tumblr, 2020]

The Foxes with Christmas movies hc by @writing-is-hard-af [Tumblr, 2020]

AFTG Holiday Headcanons Pt. 1 by @neil-im-fine-josten [Tumblr, 2020]

The Foxes at Christmas Time by @obsessing-over-fictionn [Tumblr, 2020]

-Nicky and Allison would definitely decorate right after Halloween, listen to Christmas music, and make the Foxes wear ugly Christmas sweaters

part 2 - When the Foxes decorate, Nicky attempts to scale the Christmas tree to cling to the top

Andreil’s Christmas Tradition hc by @doodlingstuff [Tumblr, 2020]

Christmas kevaaron by @kevindayprotectionsquad [Tumblr, 2019]

amnesiac Christmas AU by @zoned-out-cat [Tumblr, 2019]

Christmas headcanon by @pickledvinegar-blog [Tumblr, 2018]

a little christmas present hc by @aftgandreil [Tumblr, 2017]

Christmasy things to think about hc by @higgins5 [Tumblr, 2017]

Neil Christmas shopping for the foxes for the first time by @forestlyprince [Tumblr, 2017]

We’re going shopping, the text reads.

part 2: andrew’s gifts - He gets Andrew an ice cream maker, as well as a ton (A TON) of ingredients to use with it so that Andrew has a good jumping off point.

[vampiremourning]

fic author self-rec

@bitchesofostwick tagged me in this a Minute ago (thank you sm btw!) & i only recently remembered i never freed it from my drafts lmao. i think everyone that i remember off the top of my head who writes has already been tagged so if you want to do it again, consider this a tag~ 

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live wire waltz (vampire: the masquerade, 20,515 words. WIP. Rated M.) VTM longfic expanding the events of the game. follows my malkavian fledgling as the main plot and her frighteningly easy departure from humanity, plus a sub-plot following a ventrue whose clan drama becomes mixed up in the drama of LA kindred. 

partition (vampire the masquerade, 1774 words. Complete. fledgling/beckett, mentions of polyamory. Rated T.) Just a cute oneshot for Mitchell & Beckett surrounding her love for his hands. Fluff. 

negligible vices (vampire: the masquerade, 1344 words. Complete. nines rodriguez/ventrue oc. Rated M.) Katerina and Nines spend years prior to bloodlines dancing around a committed relationship, for reasons neither of them are completely forthcoming about. An angsty snippet of this pre-relationship period between them. 

liaison (vampire: the masquerade, 662 words. Complete. nines rodrigiez/ventrue oc. Rated M.) Fade to Black where Katerina and Nines hook up in the back of her sire’s stolen Rolls Royce. 

polite etiquette (vampire: the masquerade, 963 words. Complete. nines rodriguez/ventrue oc. Rated T.) An oddly sweet moment where Katerina proves without a doubt that she isn’t plagued by the same jealous tendencies other members of her clan are. Nines happily humours this. 

fault lines (vampire the masquerade, 1251 words. Complete. fledgling/velvet velour, mentions of polyamory. Rated M.) Mitchell is in an odd mood and attempts to push it aside so she doesn’t ruin the evening. VV isn’t put off by something so trivial and adjusts accordingly. Light SH descriptions.  

hot sugar (vampire the masquerade -- parliament of knives, 3758 words. Complete. sheriff qui/toreador PoK MC. Rated E.) Qui gets road head from one very eager Seneschal. That’s it, that’s the fic. 

out of print (vampire: the masquerade, 1494 words. Complete. nines rodriguez/ventrue oc. Rated T.) A look at a more domestic interlude between Katerina and Nines. Mostly fluff with a light tap of angst.