#fhjy spiolers

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i love how, no matter what, zac has his character's face on. in fantasy high, he looks a little confused, a wee bit perplexed, at all times. he nods sagely like he understands and then asks a question he knows the answer to. in unsleeping city, he is smiling like a puppy, constantly tail waggin', looking pleased and earnest. he says the most bizarre things like they are mundane. zac oyama knows who he is playing.

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Fantasy high season 1: the bad kids fucking die fighting a lunch lady and her corn.

Fantasy high season 3: flying through the sky with 500 fellow students killing multiple dragons with not a single casualty.

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this opens the door for me (i needed no excuse, actually) to theorize about how the other bad kids text.

kristen uses too many emojis. (hey girlie 🫶🏻😍😘🥰❤️‍🔥😏‼️💘)

adaine types and then deletes and then types and then types, only to send the most simple sentence. (😮☝️😐✊️... 😮☝️😐✊️... does anyone know where the coffee filters are?)

riz texts like an automatic machine gun, one after another at such a rapid speed that it's almost impossible. (hey guys. just found a big clue. we need to meet asap. is mordred manor ok?<-literally seconds apart)

gorgug adds lots and lots of commas. (so, like, do we know, like for sure, that the crystal in lydia's chest is actually, 100%, for sure, realted to the dead goddess?)

fabian, of course has dnd on. when he does text it's so dry. (adaine: fabian is are the iv infusions available today? fabin: yes.)

fig makes so many typos that riz offers to help her learn to spell. she is never ever looking at her phone when she's texting. (does antbldh knkw when weee leaving dor fallomel?)

bonus:

jawbone texts like a drug dealer. (hey, got the papers. meet at 12 in the courtyard. <-talking about teacher eval sheets.)

sandra lynn has most of her contacts blocked, and texts ominously. (just wanted to say i love you...)

gilear's texts are as sad as he is, somehow. (fig... all of my yogurt... it has gone bad. would you be able to bring me fresh yogurt? please daughter)

hallariel does not text people. she is a calls only person. she wants you to hear to disdain and superiority in her voice. unless you are her darling son, whom she loves very much.

ragh texts like a frat boy. (i honestly don't have an example of this lmao. just so so idiotic and boyish.)

aelwyn texts with sarcasm but it obviously doesnt come across very well in text and everybody just thinks she's mean. (adaine: hey, sandra lynn just got back with the laundry soap. aelwyn: oh, did she now? i couldn't tell with all the yelling of 'sandra lynn!' 🙄)

my favourite characterisation that's so unnecessary but so real about the bad kids is that fabian is almost never-present in the groupchat

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oh my gosh I just remembered how people were saying that maybe Maryann asking "is that mango soda" was an attempt to bond with Gorgug and now it looks like maybe she had a crush on him the whole time you were all right :o

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WAIT. WAIT EVERYONE SHUT UP! what if senior year is like. all of the bad kids on solo adventures about seemingly separate mysterious events, but eventually they all end up somewhere together and the team is reunited?? like fig is off adventuring through time and space, kristen is in sylvaire helping the people tame the forest, adaine is handling her oracle business with aelwyn, riz is setting up his pi business handling strange and mysterious cases, gorgug is just chilling with mary ann (and sometimes helping riz by being the muscle), fabian is trying (and failing) to hate his baby sibling. cue all of them finding some strange things going on, and bam, we're getting the band back together!

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fig "i skateboard away" faeth. adaine "you're great. i run away" abernant. fabian "i run away. adaine! adaine!" seacaster.

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ahhh!! i can't wait!!

Woahhh

(From the dropout discord- next FHJY episode is gonna be LONG!)

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fig disappearing socially is hilarious. she's helped save the world three times now. her friends are mega popular: one is running for student body president, one is captain of the owlbears, one is the literal elven oracle, and one has joined every single club he can physically get to. she can't disappear unless she's invisible 90% of the time.

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i so wish that buddy is traumatized deeply by fabian saying "no my father is in hell, sailing a dragon as a boat, and fighting the devil himself. and he loves it."

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i'm just so glad that the bad kids did not for a second hesitate to straight up murder the rat grinders. bc yeah, the rat granders are teenagers who got a little fucked up, and yeah, they probably should be redeemed, but guess what? the bad kids are also teenagers who got a little fucked up. they have saved the world three times, going on four, they haven't had a break since the summer after freshman year, and even that is questionable. in a world where people can come back from the dead, stop time, resurrect gods, and travel through planes of existance, what's a little murder? especially between classmates.

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i've posted a lot about kristen because she and her religion are a very big, very impactful part of fantasy high, and her decisions have an immense amount of influence on where the bad kids go and what they do. that being said, my favorite character is fig. emily has somehow perfected the alt lesbian high school rock star who wears her heart on her sleeve and is unabashedly supportive of her friends and family. it's highly specific, but i feel it's a what i want to be when i grow up. but like. less of the disguise self and skateboarding away.

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i'm gonna get a degree in animation and weasel my way into dropout to animate fantasy high. that's my life goal.

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what if... kristen just didn't get herself detention? she just went to the group thing and found a party of mild-mannered people her parents would approve of and had normal adventures in average dungeons. the impact kristen's crazy religious cult trauma has had on fantasy high... it's impossible to separate them.

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GET THAT FUCKING SMUG ASS SMILE OFF YOUR FACE. YOU'RE TORTURING THE KIDS!

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every time the players have hoodwinked brennan this season, i have gained 5 years of life.

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did they forget about baxter?? thet havent resolved why or how baxter showed up in the storm alone???? sandra lynn faeth blink twice if you need help