#ffffffffffrick

[the-blitz-batch]

ugh

i'ma going to puke

[life-winners-liveblog]

Oh fuck! Oh shit! Here, it might not be much take an elixir for now, I'll get mom!

*hands grian elixir

Lazy C

DL!Grian: ... Thanks- oh Ffffffffffrick that hurt like a- *muffled scream of suffering*

[not-orphaned-account]

What I want to type: Sapnap

What I actually type: Sanpap Snapap Sapap Sanpan

And, courtesy of autocorrect: Subpoena 

[mildswearingat4am]

Also I have decided to write my fic epilogue before I dive back into Wanderwoods!

So I’m basically writing a cute follow-up with the characters in an established relationship after the getting-together main bit

Aaaaaaaand I have no idea how to do this

[noisycybercow]

@ PEOPLE WHO DIDN’T TAG THE LOK COMIC SPOILERS: WHAT IS YOUR DAMAGE????!

[amouress16]

:0

LOVELY, DARK, AND DEEP: CHAPTER 5

((so fair warning: i cried writing at least three of the scenes in this chapter))

chapter 1 // chapter 2 // chapter 3 // chapter 4 // read it on ao3!! 

(cw: death threats, fear/mention of death, anger, arguing, anxiety, mentions of injuries/storms, eldritch!mer patton)

word count: 10559

Oh, fuck. Didn’t Logan say his brother was poisonous? I’m pretty sure he said his brother was poisonous, and now that brother has me pinned to the deck with his very poisonous spines and they’re pressed against my throat oh shit oh fuck I didn’t think this through now I’m gonna die -

“Answer me!” the mer shrieks, pressing the spine more firmly against Thomas’s throat. “What did you do to him?!” 

Thomas is completely still, body stiff and pinned beneath the weight of a furious merperson. “I -” He snaps his mouth shut instantly; his throat moves when he talks, scraping against the spine. He can’t chance even the smallest cut without knowing the exact nature of the poison. 

“Well?! Tell me where he is - unless you’ve already killed him!” 

Keep reading

[meanwhile-in-headspace]

Asterope, a Hatsune Miku introject, had recently split off. Certain people were very excited about this.

Aster out loud, dealing with a stressful situation on vir first day: Ffffffffffrick.

Hayden internally, immediately: LET HATSUNE MIKU SAY "FUCK"

-Paracosmic System

[tragically-broken]

man, I came so close to having a Valentine this year

[glitterpeachh]

why do invest so much emotional energy into boys :-))))) i literally dont even like them. they just Hack into my brain and im like 💖😍💖😍💖😍💕😍😭😭💦💦 and i HATE it

[the-blitz-batch]

ess woke up just to say thgat they have another kin

collectin' identities like pokeyman cards

[javic-piotr-thane]

ffffffffffrick

Norton being horny on main is a fucking delight

[eightcurioussouls]

“...”

“Ffffffffffrick.”

[gooeychewy]

Hi! I just wanted to let you know that your desktop theme is kinda not doing so hot- the posts meld into each other and it's making it hard to navigate...

Aww ffffffffffrick, I was hoping I wouldn’t have to do anything else to the desktop theme after how long it took to get it just right last time ( •᷄ὤ•᷅)

I took a look and I see what you mean though, I don’t think that’s anything I could fix with the html, and it’s definitely not something I could just leave the way it is, so I’ll look into finding a new theme soon and I’ll let y’all know when it’s all on and poppin’ (it might take me a while though!! looking for a new desktop theme takes me a really long time ^^;;)

[zerachielamora]

I want Zhongli in my Genshin game so bad but I'm a pretty new player and I don't think I have enough

Ffffffffffrick

[xabsinthe]

Im quite certain I have that thing called the 'Too Much Gene' haha, i never can tell when there's too many eyelashes until there's too many euelazhed ffffffffffrick

[kurlyfryz]

Fhaldjsjsns FFFFFFFFFFRICK I didn't mean it like that and I'm sorry that I made it sound like that and dhakajanss hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhow do I make this right uajsksjakaakkamkaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm *windows error noise*

I'm sorry and uhhshhaalsh I'm sorry there's no way to say it

REBLOG IF NAZIS OFFEND YOU MORE THAN NIPPLES.

And nipples offend me a lot as an ase