#feyre you fucking dumbass

[shadowqueenjude]

The Inner Circle only tolerates Feyre because she's Rhysand's mate.

Lucien was Feyre's first friend in the Fae world. He loves her for her.

The Inner Circle "befriended" Fae Feyre.

Lucien befriended Feyre when she was still human.

The Inner Circle refuses to call her out on anything, insisting she's always in the right (unless she questions Rhysand).

Lucien, like any true friend should do, is not afraid to call Feyre out on her shit.

The Inner Circle acts like Rhysand is a fucking angel.

Lucien was the only one who brought up Feyre's sexual assault under the mountain and questioned Rhysand's morals.

Y'all can't compete.

[youareatragedy]

That whole pregnancy plot is not the best but it’s not that bad. It’s because we’re in Nesta’s POV, and she’s always awful to Feyre. Ofc she made Feyre look bad like that

What? Why is it all Nesta's fault? SJM made Rhysand literally put her in a bubble, as if Feyre is a dumbass clumsy as fuck child so weak that a mosquito could knock her down and it's STILL Nesta's fault?? Sweetie pumpkin love honey boo boo, your hatred toward nesta is not normal. Rhysand is NOT real and you can criticize SJM while still reading the book. There won't be magical shackles on your wrists just because you admit Rhysand was awful, Feyre lost her agency, and that pregnancy plot IS THE WORST.

[fortunatelyannoyingcrown]

Ferret Stans going at it with their dumb takes and Olympic level mental gymnastics

Instead of whining about people supporting Tamlin, why don't you Ferret Stans put some fucking accountability on that twat you Stan, and realise, that she is, in fact, a bloody mass murderer?.IT IS A FACT. You can't argue, she is a big girl and deserve to be HL or whatever and then also can't stand it when people want her to take accountability for her actions as someone in power.Stan her all you want, but don't distort facts to try and make the rest of us sympathize with that murderous bitch.

We👏🏽fucking👏🏽won't.

Why does it matter to y'all that people hate Ferret?She has been repulsive to their favorite characters, of course they don't like her.She's also gotten away with way worse shit and after hurting other people while their favorites are raked over the coals for their past sins, that no amount of making for it up is enough.The narrative punishes them and rewards Ferret, that's why they don't like her.

And the hate is justified. Sorry, we are not as manipulated and fooled as the rest of y'all by that monster.

In short, just in case Ferret Stans are actually reading this, I just want to say-

Feyre Archeron sucks.She is a nasty, two faced hypocritical c*nt who is a cowardly POS while expecting everyone to take her seriously.They won't, because not only is she all the above, but she is also a dumbass who lacks basic critical thinking ability

[feyres-divorce-lawyer]

Haddie Re-Reads Wings and Embers and Plots Murder

sure jan. imagine how insecure you have to be that you go picking fights with twenty three year olds when you’re five hundred

oh yeah but they could’ve send fae nesta there, right?!

so he knew how easy it was to break into the manor and still left no protection. “cost them their lives” well all the workers and servants fucking died and nesta and elain were Made anyway, so thanks for nothing igz

take a shot every time cassian sexualizes nesta in his pov

lmaoooo. nesta i miss you, come home plish😔

literally no understanding of personal space, fucking dumbass

god he’s so weird. “is your maidenhead intact” westerosi lord looking headass

i’m gonna kill him. i’ll find a way

yes, nesta, yes he has

WHY DO YOU CARE SO MUCH??! “a diversion” she clearly does not want to tell you dipshit

UNHAND HER YOU FIEND

anyone? yea ok, go find feyre and we’ll see

honestly just go marry her atp like actually

“bigot” yeah cuz a human hating the fae who literally had their ancestors enslaved for millenia is the bigot. and they do have good reasons, what the fuck is this shit. sarah your racism is showing again.

this is so horrifying. like i’m actually scared for her. nesta run pls

that works too

brother eughh

[danikamariewrites]

can i please request a rhysand x reader where reader is extremly blunt, like they’re at a high lord meeting and beron keeps chatting shit and she just says something like ”oh my gods does he ever shut up? ” or ” no one here wants to hear you speak anymore ” and rhys just loves it even tho he has a stone face. Or when she’s in the mood and they’re at dinner w the inner circle she says ”do you wanna fuck?” or ”i’m horny let’s go home” and everyone stares at her with amusement bc she’s so real🤞 and one time she might be getting hit on and the guy just doesn’t quit so she lists all the things wrong with him, not to be rude but bc she honestly thinks that. PLEASE🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🖤

Rhys x reader who does not give two fucks hc

A/n: I wish I could be this blunt 😂 If I were this honest every problematic person in my life would be gone

Rhys loved that you were an honest person

You aren’t afraid to speak your mind and he found it quite amusing since he couldn’t really say what he wanted

The inner circle finds it funny

You even rival Amren for bluntness

You two butt heads sometimes but it makes for fun entertainment

Something everyone feels bad about is telling Cassian no but you have no issue shutting down his dumbass ideas

“No Cass. That’s a shit idea babe.” “What?! Why?” “Cassian I could list a million reasons but you wouldn’t listen to a Single one.”

You and Azriel got a long very well

He’d even ask you to come to a few interrogations bc your bullshit detector is amazing

You can always tell when someone is lying

If you guys are out at Rita’s you’d be staring at Rhys watching him dance which is very hot

Back at the table while you all wait for more drinks you’re just staring at him, your feet in his lap as you stroke his jaw you just blurt out, “Im done here. Can we go home and fuck?”

Cassian and Mor would be shocked and then have that face like ‘yeah she’d say that’

Rhys was pulling you from the booth winnowing you home immediately

High Lords meetings are whole other ordeal

You can’t hide when you don’t like someone on your face

And there are A LOT of people you don’t like

The main two you hate are Tamlin, for what he did to Feyre and her sisters, and Beron bc he’s an abuser and a moron

Beron is complaining about the human lands again and how we’re too connected now

No one would cut him off for the safety of everyone else

You’d be lightly hitting your head on the back of your chair, your face pulled in an annoyed look

“Oh my gods!” Everyone turns to you and Rhys just gives you an amused look

“Excuse me?” Beron says like he can’t believe someone would cut him off “you’re excused if you’re going to keep complaining. No one can stand your shit. It’s all mindless crap with you. Wah-wan-wah not everything can go your way Beron!”

You settled back in your chair

Your court was trying not to laugh, Rhys had a straight face, and Eris was trying not to smile

Helion made eye contact with you and he looked like a kid in a candy shop

“Well…” Thesan said carefully, “I think we’re done for the day.”

Rhys winnowed you home and you all had a good laugh about Beron that night

[feyrescourt]

It’s interesting to me that #that side of the fandom loooooves to say that Mor is going to be a villain, evil, a traitor to the NC, etc. but are up in arms when we simply point out that Gwyn has lightsinger forshadowing (which doesn’t mean she’s “evil” by any means). One of these is written into the text and the other is not…..

Aside from that hypocrisy, why are there these massive discussions of a potential Lucien or Gwyn book when, mind you, it was Mor who had POVs in ACOFAS… Mor is essentially one of Feyre’s sisters, and while she may not be an Archeron she’s still FEYRE’S family, and has been an integral character in the series since ACOMAF.

Why is it Feyre’s family who’s constantly seen as the problem? The people who put their lives on the line to save Prythian and the world? Why in the fuck would two people who are not even close to Feyre get books over her chosen sister?? The IC is constantly catching strays from these dumbass theories, and people forget that this series would be nothing without them.

Their theories are rootless and they change with the wind. These people LOVED Cassian 10 months ago, and now hate him bc he sided with Rhys (who was right lol). I say this all the time so forgive me for being a broken record, but you guys clearly DON’T like the main characters or the series, so just put it down. 🤣

[wingsdippedingold]

My statement on ACOTAR characters

(unedited; really just a brain dump)

I know I use a lot of pro and anti tags when it comes to ACOTAR, and while I do have characters I like more than others, I really just dislike them as a whole. I think the series is poorly written and SJM is the one I actually hate.

I honestly can't really criticize or defend any character properly, because the characters themselves are just deficiently made. They all come from the same dumbass author. The main thing keeping me in the fandom are the actual people in it, because they have actual thoughts that make sense, and I find discussing the topics presened entertaining. So I don't wanna hear any "Well if you hate the books so much stop talking about them" bs

I don't hate Rhysand, in fact I think he has a lot of cool moments. I like the idea of him not bowing to anyone but his own people, so he got a knee tat of Velaris (even if I think its dorky). I enjoy his outlook on what's right, and I did genuinely like him early on. But I think the way SJM writes his actions (especially political ones) and their justifications incredibly disjointed poorly thought out. I think he's wrongfully used and justified and digs people into a bad way of thinking ethically because SJM has made no move to do anything but portray him as a white knight. Had the narrative acknowledge some of the things he's done as actually bad, in fact that most of them have bad outcomes for some even if they benefit others, I'd have no issue with him. SHe just writes him doing heinous things for reason and then is like "Oh but he's traumatized so its okay!"

I don't dislike Feyre, but I think she's often shoved into a backseat role in her own series. I know this is a multi-pov story, but seriously? How the fuck did SJM make Feyre's pregnancy climax to nothing more than more Nesta hate??? Why was her experience and thoughts just completely missing in the plot that literally revolved around her?? I find her flaws charming, and yet they're often forgotten or used to justify things that shouldn't be justified. I don't have any issue with her beyond the SC disaster. But, I think the fact that there's Feyre antis in general speaks to how bad of a writer SJM is. You can't even make people agree on liking your main fucking character? In fact most Feyre antis are Pro Nestas... which is ridiculous. How poorly do you have to write for people to pit sisters against each other WHEN YOUR MAIN TROPE IS FOUND FAMILY. The way SJM uses Feyre pisses me off endlessly

I think Feysand has its moments, and I don't hate anything about them specifically - but rather how they're presented and treated by the narrative. I think they make sense together, and I prefer them to Feylin, but I hate how SJM and fans bend over backward to justify everything.

I'm not a Nesta stan, I just think the narrative (and especially SF) is an injustice to real world issues and the logic used against her makes no sense in reference to the other characters. SJM says she loves her so much, but shows her none. I find the way the fandom treats her lacking empathy, and SJM has done nothing to actually better her character. I think its ridiculous no one acknowledge that she grew up in the same fucking cottage as Feyre with the same parents. SJM constantly dredges up new shit to pit her and Feyre against each other instead of just letting them be happy. She treats Nesta like she's irredeemable, and when she does "redeem" herself its literally in service to the people who are forcing her to fix herself??? She's used as a point for juvenile drama and placed in a cycle of being antagonized with no outlet to place blame. See my full thoughts on her here

I don't actually despise the ic, I think they all are just wasted and thrown into whatever whirlwind situation gives SJM a boner. I think Morrigan had so much potential, but SJM decided it would be better to use her for petty drama and forwarding a ship. I don't hate her because she doesn't do anything for the woman in the CoN, because quite frankly I don't think SJM has thought that far. I don't think Cassian's the worst man alive, but I think SJM has a poor grasp on him and what a healthy relationship (even in the bounds of a fantasy novel) is. And I just find Azriel particularly useless, he's not a thoughtful sensitive soul, he's just yet to be focused on. And I do not look forwards to the day he is, based on his first and only current pov.

I'm not a Tamlin stan, in fact I really don't care for his character, but I think he suffers from lazy writing and some severe character assassination. I think the switch up on his character after the first book is absolutely ridiculous.

I dislike how SJM throws Elain around and treats her like a little precious baby and making her out to be an airhead whos absolved from the same crimes Nesta's hated for.

I'm not an SJM fan, I'm an avid SJM hater. I actually despise her, and while I won't write out my entire long list of grievances with her here, just know that literally all of my issues with the series would be gone if she was just a better person and writer. Seriously, I think she lacks so much mechanical and analytical skill (which is crazy, she's been publishing books for 12+ years and written like 15) and I see no change in the future. She constantly retcons, switches characters up for whatever her narrative calls for, and sacrifices good character writing for a fast track to mediocre faerie smut.

I hate the way she sexualized Feyre's experience under the mountain. I hate the way she immediately objectified Feyre when she got pregnant (the blurb describing Feyre walking around while pregnant is insanely kinky and I hate it). I hate the way she throws around trauma and mental illness like cute little stickers so that she can pick and choose the aspects she thinks are cool. I hate that she's fucked up people's perception of abuse and mental illness. I hate the way she uses poc and steals credit for representation she didn't care to make. This isn't even all of it, its just what I can remember within the 9 minutes I spent writing this brain dump. SJM does not deserve more of my time 😭

If I was a character in the series I genuinely think I'd avoid all of them, because I don't care, and if I somehow did have to be cornered with any of them, I'd hate all of them. But If I ever faced up with the mother (aka Sarah), it'd be on sight. My hatred for her knows no bounds. Hate is a strong word, and one I used so many times in this post (something SJM does a lot too though, so I'm not worried, seriously get a thesaurus and stop using the same phrases every 6 pages) because it's true.

[1800naveen]

It's funny when I see Tik Tok slideshows with High Lady Feyre and how her title is so cool.

Since she got the title, has she done anything besides painting with people? Rhysand does the work while she paints?

Isn't she being a housewife with this? No offense but... Actually, fuck it. Full offense, take it with a pinch of salt or a hand full and shove it up your ass.

How about helping out in Illyria or Hewn City? They got slums in Velaris but these guys are building their sixth mansion or some shit. SLUMS.

And the stupid death pact. "But after everything they went through" Zip it. Yes, they went through stuff but it's a dumbass decision to decide on a pact that if one dies, the other dies too. This is fucked up what I'm going to say (like the most fucked up thing I'm going to say) but on one day, I was thinking about this death pact and it was reminding me of something. After some time, what it reminded me of was Adolf and Eva Bruan killing themselves on the same day. I'm aware that I'm fucked up for thinking of this, don't comment it out. (I felt some regret for even thinking it the first time). Here's a better alternative: Bonnie and Clyde.

You leave your son an orphan. Who the fuck is going to rule after they're gone? None from the inner circle can, I assume. And if they can, don't because they're going to immediately mess it up.

And how the fae age and stuff, Feyre being in her twenties when she was with child is odd. Is that the fae version of a teenage pregnancy? She should've been in the club.

Remember when people were hyping up Crescent City 3 and expected Aelin to be in it so that we would have the main protagonist trio all fighting? Where's it at? Aelin is chilling in her world (Good for her. She shouldn't have to suffer dealing with Rhysand). I heard that Feyre wasn't even in the book because she was taking care of Nyx? Haven't read Crescent City so correct me if I'm wrong. And then, we have big daddy Rhysand taking the spotlight and acting like a prick towards Nesta, Ember, and Bryce. He says to Nesta that she should've taken Bryce's head off??? What the fuck?

Nesta saying that she wouldn't be killed or executed, at least not now or not today makes me sad for her. She deserves so much better, I'll shout it to the rooftops.

TLDR: Bonnie and Clyde did it better than Feysand ever could.

[cowpokeomens]

Is it alright if i request jolly x reader

with reader cockwarming jolly before bed

My mans J-dawg is so underrepresented in this cult so Imma write for him first, nonnie.

If you've sent in a request in the last week or so, I see you!!! I'm gonna be going to town writing for the next few days so pls do not feel I'm ignoring you!!

Anyways, let's get slutty! I tried to make this gender neutral (we all got holes baby!!!) so I hope that all EIGHTEEN AND UP AUDIENCES will enjoy, mwah love u <3

You had never been superb at “reading the room.” It took you until your mid-20’s to catch on when people were hitting on you, and what felt like even longer to catch onto the weird passive-aggressiveness of your last roommate (Who the fuck even leaves a sticky note for coffee left in the pot overnight? It’s not like it was going to detonate!) But Jolly- you could read him like a book. It came easy as breathing, picking up on the minute shifts in his mood. You’d be at dinner with friends, and his eyes would linger on you for a half-second too long, and you’d know: He wants to leave, now. He’d blink slowly, face impassive, and you could tell he’s fighting back the urge to pop off at some dumbass music executive over superfluous deadlines. You knew what every micro-expression meant. Tonight though- tonight Jolly was restless. 

You’d both laid down in bed 45 minutes ago, you reading your fairy-porn novel of the week, Jolly thumbing through some music magazine in another language. You didn’t have time to linger on how you’d both become an old married couple, though, because of his incessant leg-shaking.

It was the occasional foot-tap at first. Every few seconds, his foot would change directions, an innocent gesture. 15 minutes in, he was shifting his entire body every few seconds, jostling the bed with him. For the rest of the time, though, his leg was just- shaking. Bouncing on the mattress like a kid counting “Monkeys On the Bed.” With a sigh, you shut your novel. 

“Not enjoying your book?” He asked casually, almost vibrating. 

“I was enjoying it immensely, actually- Rhys was about to put Feyre through the mattress- but someone is doing their best impression of a sentient Hitachi wand next to me in bed.”

His leg stopped at once, and he turned to you apologetically. “I’m sorry, älskling. I’m having a hard time winding down. There’s a bridge in one of the new songs that’s got us all stumped, and-”

“Hush.” You said softly. “You don’t have to apologize, I’m not mad. Just concerned.” You placed your book on your bedside table, crawling over to straddle his lap. A year ago it would have made him stiffen up immediately (it still might), but nowadays there was less lust driving your relationship, more of an ebb and flow in emotional output to help balance each other. You had fucked like bunnies those first few months, but now you had both accepted that you were it for each other- you could take all the time you wanted, without the need to rip off each other’s pants to feel close. Still, though- you knew your partner. 

You leaned in close, nose tracing along the column of his neck. He exhaled shakily, hands coming up to rub your hips soothingly. You kissed him once, twice, feeling his cock twitch in his pants in response. You were still rubbing along his neck when you asked, “Want me to keep you warm?”

His next breath was heavy with relief, like drinking water when you didn’t even know you were thirsty. “Please.”

You nodded, coming up to kiss him on the tip of his nose, one hand snaking into his pants as you began to jerk his length to hardness. His eyes slipped shut, hands still heavy on your hips. He was full in no time at all, hot in one hand as the other reached over to rummage around in his bedside table. When you finally pulled out a tube of lube, he opened his eyes. 

“We don’t have to if you don’t-”

“Hush.” You said again. “I’m not young and spry like you, I can’t just get it up whenever.”

He snorted. “I’m older than you, älskling.”

You rolled your eyes. “I want to. I just need a little assistance tonight.” As you finished your sentence, you rubbed your hole with two slippery fingers, sighing as you slowly eased them in. It only took a minute or two for the muscle to relax, after which you popped your fingers out, wiping them on Jolly’s pillow. 

He frowned at you. “I haven’t had to sleep with lube on my pillow since I was, what, 19?”

You grinned wickedly. “Don’t I make you feel young?”

He huffed a laugh, sliding further down on the bed so it was easier for you to situate yourself. You grabbed his length, lining it up with your entrance, sliding down slowly. Even with the lube, there was a stretch that had become familiar and pleasant over the time you two had spent together. Jolly sighed underneath you, jaw going slack as his muscles relaxed. You finally bottomed out, leaning forward to rest your head against his chest. His hands came up to rub your back slowly, slipping under your shirt in a fluid motion. 

“D’ya wanna roll over?” You mumbled into his chest feeling full and sleepy already. 

“Mhm.” Was his affirmative, gingerly maneuvering your bodies so that you were both on your sides, facing each other. Even with his gentle movements, you could feel him shift inside you, making you gasp.

“Sorry, älskling.” He murmured into your hair, kissing the top of your head. 

You quieted the horny monster that lived inside you for the time being, promising yourself the morning. You could be good, for now. “S’okay.” You murmured back.

The hand that was rubbing your back wrapped tighter around you, pulling you as close to him as possible. You slowly wrapped your leg around his waist, making sure not to move too quickly. He let out one last deep breath, then you could feel him fall asleep. It wasn’t longer after that you followed suit, the heaviness inside you a comfort.

[nestaismommy]

I’m actually so fucking done.

1) Nesta was not taking advantage of Feyre’s “kindness” by spending Rhysand’s money. She was coping for fucks sake. She was sick. Alcohol helped. She needed help. She wasn’t in her right mind. I cannot with these dumbasses saying she took advantage of bla bla bla. Did you not read the fucking book?

There was anger, occasionally. Sharp, hot anger that sliced her.

But most of the time it was silence.

Ringing, droning silence.

She hadn’t felt anything in months. Had days when she didn’t really know where she was or what she’d done. They passed swiftly and yet dripped by.

She didn’t know what she was doing because she’s mentally and physically sick.

2) Nesta cares about Feyre. If she didn’t, she wouldn’t have warned her about the mercenaries robbing her. Then Nesta proceeded to work with a mercenary to get Feyre back, and proceeded to ask her abusive boyfriend to help her, and he refused, so she left him and he tried to r/ape her. She risked her life, going near the wall, to get her sister back.

Then a slender hand clamped onto my forearm, dragging me away. I knew it was Nesta before I even looked at her. “They’re dangerous,” Nesta hissed, her fingers digging into my arm as she continued to pull me from the mercenary. “Don’t go near them again.”

She shrugged, looking at the sliver she’d pried from the table. “I hired that mercenary from town to bring me a week after you were taken. With the money from your pelt. She was the only one who seemed like she would believe me.

“What happened to Tomas Mandray?” I asked, the words strangled.

“I realized he wouldn’t have gone with me to save you from Prythian.” ~ Nesta

3)I don’t even like Elain that much but she does care about Feyre. She even gifted her paint during their years of poverty. Elain was apologetic and acknowledged that they failed Feyre. She convinced Nesta to help Feyre and the others, as Feyre helped them during those years of poverty. Nesta also was apologetic, and regretted everything she did.

And it hadn’t stopped her from buying me three small tins of paint—red, yellow, and blue—during that same summer I’d had enough to buy the ash arrow.

She put a hand on Nesta’s knee, the purple of my sister’s gown nearly swallowing up the ivory hand. “Feyre gave and gave—for years. Let us now help her. Help … others.” ~ Elain

Elain sat a little higher as she said to Cassian, “And as for Feyre’s hunting during those years, it was not Nesta’s neglect alone that is to blame. We were scared, and had received no training, and everything had been taken, and we failed her. Both of us.” ~ Elain.

She bowed over her knees, saying into her palms, “I can’t undo it. I can’t fix it. I can’t fix that he is dead, I can’t fix what I said to Feyre, I can’t fix any of the horrible things I’ve done. I can’t fix me.” ~ Nesta

She blurted, “All the things I’ve done before—” ~ Nesta

“Leave them in the past. Apologize to who you feel the need to, but leave those things behind.” ~ Cassian

“Forgiveness is not that easy.” ~ Nesta

“Forgiveness is something we also grant ourselves….” ~ Cassian

Stroking Feyre’s cold hand, Nesta spoke into the timeless, frozen room, “You loved me when no one else would. You never stopped. Even when I didn’t deserve it, you loved me, and fought for me, and ...” Nesta looked at Feyre’s face, Death a breath away from claiming it. She didn’t stop the tears that ran down her cheeks as she squeezed Feyre’s slender hand tighter. “I love you, Feyre.” ~ Nesta

Apologies aren’t just verbal. Actions speak louder than words and some words are left unspoken. This is Elain making up for it. This is Nesta making up for it and non-verbally apologizing.

3) Feyre only hunted because of the promise she made to her mother and she isn’t kind.

She wasn’t like Nesta, who had been born with a sneer on her face.

A kind sister doesn’t talk about her sister that way. Which shows us that they were both rude to each other. Nesta isn’t the only bitch.

“No, she just spent whatever money I didn’t hide from her, ”

Feyre just admitted she hides the money. So no, Nesta didn’t spend all the money.

Some days, I couldn’t tell which of us was the most wretched and bitter.

“But I’m freezing with my raggedy old cloak,” Elain pleaded. “I’ll shiver to death.” She fixed her wide eyes on me and said, “Please, Feyre.” She drew out the two syllables of my name—fay-ruh—into the most hideous whine I’d ever endured

This isn’t funny, clearly she needs a cloak because she’s cold. Feyre didn’t give a shit and proceeded to describe how hideous her whine is.

“I thought you were going to chop wood today.” Nesta picked at her long, neat nails. “I hate chopping wood. I always get splinters.”

She always gets splinters. Meaning this is something Nesta always does. So no, she didn’t just sit on her ass and do nothing.

“Get the knives ready,” I said, not bothering to sound pleasant. “I’ll be out soon.”

Clearly they are in charge of the house while Feyre hunts.

Every time I looked toward a horizon or wondered if I should just walk and walk and never look back, I’d hear that promise I made eleven years ago as she wasted away on her deathbed.

So if she never made that promise, there was a chance she’d run away and leave her family. It was only the promise that had her hunt.

“Believe me,” I said to her, “the day you want to marry someone worthy, I’ll march up to his house and hand you over. But you’re not going to marry Tomas.”

Feyre doesn’t even tell her the reason, she just barks orders. And it almost feels like she’s telling Nesta she’d be happy to get rid of her.

“We have nothing to offer them—no dowry; no livestock, even. While Tomas might want to marry you … you’re a burden.”

So my point is, Nesta wasn’t the only bitchy one. So was Feyre. That’s just how they are. I’m so tired of people telling me Feyre was always kind and all she ever did was love Nesta. Yes, I believe they both love each other, but she wasn’t kind. Nesta wasn’t kind either. I don’t think anyone has room for kindness when they are starving. Let’s not forget that they went through years of poverty.

[writingsbychlo]

Harbor

this was so cute actually, I'm so sorry it took so long. I hope y'all love this

“Who’s fucking idea was it to come to the harbour?” Az growled, rubbing his hand soothingly across your back. You winced, another slow drift of nausea building in your stomach, rolling and building like the waves you were trying so hard not to look at. 

“I’m fine, Az.”

“You’re eight months pregnant, and you’ve been sick over the railing three times!” He scoffed, but when he actually turned to look at you, his eyes softened. There was a glass in your hands, half-drained that you’d been sipping slowly, but as the smell of seafood shifted over you on the breeze, your stomach clenched, and you spun back to the railing, gagging over the edge. 

“Can pregnant women even eat seafood, Cassian?”

“I thought there would be other options!” He defended, and Nesta only glared at him, shaking her head slowly. 

“It’s on the harbour, and it’s called ‘the Sea Bar’, Cassian. You’re such a dumbass.” Her eyes now rolled, and Feyre hid her laugh in Rhys’ shoulder, who hid his own in his wife’s hair. 

“It’s fine, it’s an honest mistake.” You rubbed at your stomach, finally managing to choke back the nauseous feeling. When you refocused, Cassian wore a guilty look on his face, looking very much like a kicked puppy, and you reached up. Settling a hand on his cheek, you swept a thumb over his cheekbone, cooing at his pouting. “Oh, sweetie, don’t be sad. It’s fine. We all make mistakes, and I’m fine, see?”

“Okay.” He sighed, shoulders slumping, and Rhys couldn't hide the sudden bellow of laughter that cracked out of him. 

“You totally just mom’d him!”

“You be quiet, Rhysand.” His jaw snapped shut, biting the inside of his lip as all that sweetness melted away, and Azriel whistled lowly behind you as your eyes narrowed. “He’s a sweet little baby who doesn’t know any better. You’re a High Lord and you’ve had a pregnant mate, what is wrong with you?”

“How has this been turned around on me? Hold on—”

“She’s kinda right, Rhys. My pregnancy was a hot mess.” Feyre shrugged, and Rhys turned to gape at her.

“I wanted you to have a happy pregnancy! It’s Nesta who opened her mouth and—”

“Oh, so we’re on that again? I thought we were over that!”

As chaos descended, Azriel dropped a kiss to your temple, plucking the glass from your hand and sliding his hand further around your waist once he’d put it down.

“How about I take you home and turn this night right back around? I’ll make that ridiculously cheesy pasta meal you’re always craving, and I’ll rub your feet and read to you.” His brows rose, your hands sliding up his warm chest, over the dress shirt you’d forced him into, only for the whole night to go south. 

“Careful, Az. I haven’t had this baby yet, you keep talkin’ like that, I’m gonna need to give you another. You’re trouble.” The male only smirked, a flash of heat through his eyes, and his hand rubbed over your swollen belly. 

“Well, I did discover just how much I love looking at you pregnant, maybe that’s my master plan.”

You giggled, raising your brows a little. “Take me home so I can brush my teeth and we can make out.”

“My pleasure, honey.”

[youareatragedy]

There's a Feyre stan who's on Acotar Reddit, saying how as the "eldest daughter" Nesta triggers her, because she was mean to baby Feyre and let her hunt womp womp

First off, why do these dumbasses act like Nesta is decades older than Feyre?They BOTH were children when Feyre decided to go hunting and pinning that blame on Nesta is soooo misogynistic.And what do these "triggered" bitches have to say when Feyre makes equally mean comments against Nesta or bitches about her to her new family bribes her into coming to their party while treating her like a nuisance nobody?Or when she abused her position as HL to control her every move and get her to heel by breaking her down in every way in SF, disrespecting her boundaries every now and then...like the list goes on

Or are they admitting, they are actually like her?

Ugh, that post made me want to scream so loud.So much lack of critical thinking abilities showcased in a single post.

I am posting the link to it right here so you can check if you want:

https://www.reddit.com/r/acotar/s/O1NYES1IvC

Nesta antis are fucking stupid and just as awful as their stupid ass fave

Ugh… I seriously can’t with the reasoning of the "letting Feyre hunt" crowd. They’re not defending a child/minor, they just want another child/minor to be in danger instead. Because you’re absolutely correct. Nesta is probably only around 3 years older than Feyre (?). If Feyre starts at 14, what exactly do they expect from Nesta? Should she hunt instead? Are they seriously okay with a 17 year old hunting out there?

I would never say Feyre should hunt back then. No child should be hunting alone, period. Even for adults, I wouldn’t tell them to hunt unless they wanted to and were properly equipped because hunting is dangerous. But what exactly could Nesta have done at that point? She was hungry and desperate too. Feyre CHOSE to hunt out of all the possible jobs, that’s what she decided on. Feyre couldn’t cook, and their father and Elain weren’t able to contribute meaningfully. Nesta was already parentified. If Feyre was the “provider” who do they think was the “homemaker” 🙄?? Unless they want to say homemaker is not important.

They’re purposely being dense to justify their love for Feyre and let’s be honest, Rhys. Nesta was a child too. And they claim Nesta was abusing Feyre? Well guess what? Her antis would love to abuse child Nesta as well. They’re too scared to admit that Feyre was her own person because then they’d have to acknowledge that a lot of Feyre’s dumb and evil decisions were her own decisions. And god forbid they criticize Feyre (Rhys wouldnt like that and they cant disappoint Rhys of course).

It’s so ridiculous. I’m disgusted by the arguments like “Nesta let Feyre hunt” or “she abused Feyre.” You never hear that about Elain because she’s seen as “too delicate” and completely infantilized by them. Criticizing Elain would mean going against Rhys’s approval too. It’s all rooted in misogyny. They just can’t stand someone like Nesta (harsh, stubborn, and “unpleasant”) still being the one to SAVE their favorite characters, even when those characters treated her horribly. That her so called “mean personality” doesn’t make her a villain, no matter how desperately they want it to.

Sisters bickering and being mean to each other is abuse? By that logic, almost every family with sisters would be in and out of court every single day. These antis will never ever EVER want to acknowledge Nesta’s character development until Rhysand explicitly approves it on page.

[fortunatelyannoyingcrown]

R*pesand/Feyrat Stans roast time!!!

We all know Rapesand and Feyfoo's Stans are some of the most stupid people in the acotar fandom, lacking basic common sense and hypocrisy that can't be rivalled, but I have to make a special mention of this dumbass in particular, I found on reddit....

(I'm feeling especially mean today, and this is going to be a hypocrisy exposé so bear with me, when I give it to users like this one and others who exist to give a poor name to fans online and make me facepalm so hard)

You can clearly tell from responses like these that Feyrat Stans have the common sense and brain capacity of a fucking furniture, but just for dumbasses like Koalafied Captain, let me break down a couple of things:

a)Tamlin, as the high lord of an entire kingdom has the goddamn right to stop any civilian in his kingdom, who poses a threat to his soldiers, fighting his battle for him.Your bitch of a fave, Feyre, was doing exactly that, threatening to run into a fucking military operation, where she can't protect herself and also would be a bloody danger to everyone else.The fact that the bitch thought, she could just easily disobey the orders of a lord and endanger the lives of everyone else because she was whining about wanting to go out is quite possibly the most selfish thing anyone can ever do.It was trauma induced, but it was fucking selfish and Feyre, being unable to think about anyone else other than herself was peak selfishness full fucking stop.

And Tamlin only locked her up, after she repeatedly refused to heed his no, several times because, yes sweetie, it was dangerous AF for her to be involved in a military operation without any training of her powers.Even before that, Tamlin was perfectly okay with Feyre going out and doing whatever TF she wanted, all he needed was for her to take an escort with her, because guess what?SC was haunted by Amarantha's monsters, and it was bloody fucking dangerous for Feyre to be out on her own, especially as an untrained Fae.This basic concession being impossible for Feyre to accept, shows how immature, inconsiderate and frankly, stupid she is.And that is, along with the fact that, the bitch is unable to respect boundaries, as clear from how she can't accept a no, no matter what.Fuck her, a million times, just for that🖕🏾

And yes, Feyre stans, let's get back to your favorite master saviour, the one y'all claimed "freed Feyre"(Even though he r*ped her to make that happen).The only reason why R*pesand was able to "free her", was because he was literally keeping her in a fucking hidden city that no one knows about, and also, it was not being haunted therefore making it a safe place for Feyre to be.Lol,.that's not even on him, Velaris has been hidden for centuries, because of the work, his ancestors did, R*pesand as the high lord does fuck all for his court.He doesnt work, therefore having time to be all up in Feyre's business lol

So yeah, Feyre was trapped in Velaris, which is slightly bigger than Tamlin's mansion.Congrats Feyre, you officially moved from one place, you claimed was such a "prison" into a bigger one.🥴.

Let's not get into the whole abusive AF situation that was the pregnancy.

As for, the abuse "apologies" that we give that you keep whining about, babes, you need to look at your own responses.Whining about Tamlin losing control, when your fave did it twice, injuring the LoA, R*pesand does it constantly, with Nesta and everyone else, even going so far as to threaten to kill her, Feyfoo, being a disgusting murderous, genocidal c*nt, just like Amarantha, sexually abusing Lucien and destroying Tamlin's life out of spite, and guess what's even funnier?She did the exact same things to Nesta that she was crying about Tamlin doing to her, two books prior.Lol, what a sorry little hypocrite.

And guys, it is especially funny,.to read all of Koalafied Captain's responses, justifying Rhysand's abuse:

a)"Oh but, he was behaving like a Fae, whose mate was pregnant"- Oh so that justifies his abuse of Feyre and Nesta?

b)"Oh Rhys was so tortured and sexually abused wah wah"- well well well, look at how the abuse apologist is abuse apologizing right now🤣🤣🤣

Can everyone in the NC, do something, a magic ritual maybe, to grow a few brain cells in their High lady's head?Her critical thinking levels are not even zero, they are in the negatives at this point, and that doesn't bode well for the citizens of that court.

Because bitch, how are you going to claim, you were abused in a previous relationship, and move onto an even worse abuser.Feyre's such a stupid buffoon, I tell you🤣🤣🤣

As for the stans like the one in the ss, how much else, are you going to do and how much more are you going to embarass yourself, because you are so busy dickriding, a rapist like Rhysand.Do me a favour, and please fuck all the way off, and keep Tamlin's,name out of your bloody mouths

So yeah,to all the Feyre stans, who excuse that bitch's crimes against humanity.Spare me all the BS.Y'all don't have a leg to stand on here, not when your faves have committed much worse crimes, and have behaved even worse than Tamlin has ever done.Guess what bitches?Feyre was abusive towards Tamlin, Nesta and Lucien.

So, yeah cry me a river about us Tamlin Stans being "abuse apologists", lol when people like you exist, who are genocide/abuser/rape apologists to the fucking extreme.Also, I wish Tamlin had slapped the shit out of Feyre, atleast then the abuser tag on him would have been deserved, and I could happily watch bitches like you, whine about it for ages🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾...

Spare me all of the fake righteous indignation about us "excusing abuse" when you sit there and excuse, every single one of R*pesand's abuse of Feyre, SA, medical abuse, physical abuse(he literally checks every single box lol, what a POS, SJM just kill him already), and Feyfoo's own abusive and controlling behaviour towards other people.I know I'm(and people like me are ) on the right side, when I am not defending war criminals, rapists and manipulative liars. Y'all should worry about yourself

[velarisdusk]

god i hate the narrative that cassian is just some dumb bumbling brute and it’s all sarah janet’s fault with acosf. like idk abt yall but i remember him being pretty well spoken before that book?? like i remember my voice for him while reading was like,, not quite regal but like NICE IDK, and during sf bc of the way he was speaking it turned into like,, a bimbo jock idfk

and i mean he literally studies and implements war strategy for a living, that’s his life’s work, that takes BRAINS. and listen, have we seen things go wrong on that front more often than not? sure, yes. but i urge you to remember that the war against hybern and the queens was unprecedented for ALL of them. they’d never fought in anything as batshit as that before, sure the War, BUT WAS THE CAULDRON IN PLAY?? NO

ON TOP OF THAT, a point i’ve seen many times is that he literally helped feyre process her trauma SO WELL in acomaf, and you mean to tell me he had to be TOLD nesta, HIS MATE, was scared of fire??? when he literally saw her flinch and wince every time they were around fire?? be fucking for real dude.

in short, sjm i don’t know what you did with the real cassian, but bring him back right the fuck now. i don’t like the dumbass you brought in that you’re trying to pass off as him

[javaghoul]

alright, so

going off my stupid HC the other day about Yoriko forcing Touka to read a shitty YA book. Yoriko has been banging on about a book series for evveeeer. Keeps telling Touka how amazing it, so Touka pity reads it.

It's ACOTAR by Sarah J Maas.

At first Touka is not impressed. She hears it's a Beauty and the Beast retelling and is like 🥱🙄 but then she reads that the MC is illiterate and has a dead mum, a pathetic father, and two dumbass siblings she has to singlehandedly support.

That's interesting.

She reads on and finds out that the Fae are ostracized and humans want to FUCKING KILL THEM.

She understands that situation.

Then she discovers that the Fae are FORCED to wear masks

🤨🤨🤨

And then it's revealed that not all Fae are bad - just MiSuNdErStOoD.

It's at this point where Touka is seriously wondering if the author is a ghoul

Dont tell anyone - and she'll deny it if you do - but Touka is pretty hooked on this book. She thinks Feyre is a nob, but she can relate to the Fae?! Is Maas using fantasy as a way to discretely tell others how unfairly ghouls are portrayed??

And then Touka gets to the part where Feyre constantly talks about her "bowels turning to water' and Toukas like "nah 😑"

She has to keep sidestepping Yoriko when she tries to press the rest of the series on her.

[stargirlfeyre]

The only reason you think they're infantatilizing the sisters is because you're a child yourself. It's like when you're a kid, and Ariel says she's a grown-up at 16. You'll get older and realize that anything under like 26-30 is a child, too. People in their 20s are meant to do dumb shit. 25 is when the brain is finally fully formed. All of the Archerons are immature children you're putting too high of expectations on.

Well no the reason I think they’re infantilizing the sisters is because all of them are old enough to be held accountable for their actions yet only one is. I’m 19 years old and I still understand that I can be held accountable for my actions because I am not a child. In the real world if I do something fucked up I will not be treated like one. Nesta and Elain are grown ass women. I don’t care when the brain “develops” you stop being a child once you get out of your teen years. Saying “anything below 26-30” is a child is just wild.

People in their 20s do dumb shit but they’re still adults. Doing/saying dumb shit does not make you a child. I mean we all know wisdom doesn’t come with age because look at all the dumbasses on here who are 30? Are they considered children too just because they say dumb shit?

It’s funny how you got into my anons trying to prove why Nesta and Elain shouldn’t be held accountable for their actions but all you did was infantilize them even more. Just proving my point that y’all see those two girls as children. And y’all have the nerve to say WE infantilize Feyre. I’ve never once called her a child meanwhile you’re calling two women who are in their 20s “children”.

Being young ≠ being a child. I think it’s going to take some time for you to fully understand that.