#feral goblin man

[fallstreakfeathers]

Urogi trills like a cat when he's especially happy, and you'd think this would be a GOOD thing (and it is very cute when hes burying his head in your neck), but it sets the other 3 on edge because it means that chaos is soon to follow. When Urogi chitters, it means he's half a second from becoming overwhelmed with his joy and going nuts. That energy has to go somewhere. Like a cat with the zoomies except 50x more destructive.

[lilgoblinbitch]

need him to fuck me with those dog tags on.

[illiana-mystery]

Poor unfortunate soul.

[draco-after-dark]

Feral in a nutshell

also add like a picture of my dog to that jumble of characters

[monoukotori]

You can accurately tell in which part of the Hikago anime a person is by asking their opinion on Akira Touya lol

This kid I swear to GOD

[sergeant-angels-trashcan]

You know what gets me about Leo and Markus? Is that Markus would, to a certain extent, be really understanding about Leo. He's there to help Carl, sure, but he's also programmed to do HEALTHCARE. He knows that Carl dealt with addiction; he knows that a lot of addiction factors are genetic. If Leo wasn't just trying to get money, if he actually wanted a relationship with Carl, I think Markus would be supportive.

Leo really, really wants to hate Markus. But he took care of their dad and is apparently an android civil rights leader and will STILL take Leo's calls when he's really struggling but LOOK Markus that does NOT mean you are the older brother!!! I am the oldest!!!

[spacefunclubs]

We poppin the BIGGEST bottles if Boy and the Heron wins the Oscar tonight

[moonchild-in-blue]

Just finished Squid Game. I'm- 😀👍

[flannelepicurean]

over 9k boyfie getaway shenanigans

i like to think that once vegeta & goku make the whole "yeah, we bone now, get over it," into an extremely "these two extremely extra af idiots" boyfies situation, they stop just holding hands for instant transmission, and it becomes a combination olympic sport and vaudeville act.

it always involves leaping, that's just REQUIRED.

vegeta jumping into goku's arms like an indignant cat and flipping off their opponents (some karens and the manager at applebee's) with an imperious grin while his over 9k boyfie BLOOPs them outta there.

vegeta leaping onto goku's back like a chocobo jockey and goku takes a running start before disappearing in a flash, because it just works better when they do it that way, it's a fact, they've tested this.

vegeta struggling to read the paper because he really needs to upgrade his granny glasses but he's got too much saiyan pride to go do it himself and bulma's still mad about that thing at applebee's, and goku comes barreling through shouting, "BABE WE GOTTA CHEESE IT," so he just leaps up to get snagged under goku's arm as he runs past and they baseball slide around the nearest corner and BLOOP, gone.

they also have a gazillion variations on the "fastball special" combat maneuver that make them INSUFFERABLE opponents. the most powerful beings in several universes just...stop. they're like, "dude, i can't with this bullshit, if he swings that fucking gremlin at me one more time i'm gonna lose it, they won't stop giggling, and i think they've been on the internet, but neither one of them knows how to use any of those words right, i'd heard rumors about their power, and i thought, i just thought, but godDAMN, it's just not worth it, this place is fucking weird..."

[subby-muffin]

I think the best thing about me is that I both do and don’t have a type.

Like I have so many types that it basically doesn’t mean anything anymore.

(That’s what happens when your demisexual/romantic and therefore everyone is kinda the same to me until I’m attracted to them… that is to say I’ll think you’re really cool and love platonically until the moment my brain decides I like you more than that)

[peachyspaceslvt]

okay um I couldn't fight it any longer I finally wrote something for Tangerine. I haven't posted my writing anywhere in literally 10 years but he's got my brain in a vice grip like no other sooo I'll be posting it later this evening

[lessnowon]

the cognitive dissonance of tatsumaki's character design is so real. like, excuse me?? why are you making this tiny gremlin woman so hot???

[draco-after-dark]

Waittttt a minuteeee, in one of your posts (feral things because I can) there's an aftermath design of him.....🤔ᴴᴹᴹ .......

You didn't see shit. What aftermath Feral design. IDK what your talking about. i haven't been thinking about that design for months or anything. I mean huh what.

[flannelepicurean]

[stalks across the kitchen counter, where HE KNOWS HE'S NOT ALLOWED]

[looks you right in the goddamn eyes while he knocks your full glass of water on the fucking floor with his little paw, breaks it and everything]

[saunters on across the counter looking extremely smug while you yell at him]

[turns to smug-mug at you]

[slips and flails with all 8 of his limbs that he manifested from sheer panic while his stupid noodle ass pretzel flips onto the wet floor and lands right on his smug little face]

[curls in on himself, has an extended internal monologue of self doubt]

[goes super-saiyan when you try to pick him up and clean him off]

[hides under the couch for the rest of the afternoon and goes RRRRWWWRRRRRGGGHHHMMMMMMM real angry-like at anyone who dares disrupt his training]

not to be boring but I like when evil characters…. well not become “redeemed,” more like they become domesticated. its just delightful when like an evil monstrous little bastard man goes from committing murder to getting mad someone misplaced their costco card or left the jar of mayo on the counter all day.

[general-kalani]

Me remembering an ancient snake that didn't kill its prey through suffocation but by basically tearing chunks of the prey off while it's alive: Huh. Wonder if Goblin does that.