#femgoat

[mrfandomgage]

Gage: Hey, you guys wanna play D&D?

Lynn: Ah, will it be like one of those shows where we go into the world as well and be the characters we made?

Gage, looking at notes: ... now it will be, sounds fun

Alex: So what's the idea?

Gage: ... Let's do a fantasy dragon War, you're all caught in it. This can be a time where Draconic races and beings are more common than they are in the future. Artificers just start existing at this time to try finding ways to evolve war efforts, notably the earliest guns, I know you like those Lynn

Lynn: FUCK YEAH!

Gage: Cool it. Anyway, anything officially published and if you can justify your existence, all good, alright?

Goat and FemGoat: Hell yeah!

Gage: ... oh hey I can be a player too

Alex: is that a good idea? You're still setting up the world.

Gage: yeah, but because I'm making it an alternate universe from notes, they'll act in a few ways I can't fully anticipate anyway

Alex: ... sounds great actually, alright I'll even help you with that

Gage: thanks. And uh, everyone starts at level 3, we're all fighting in a war in some way.

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[whomstwashere]

DEAR GOD

THE FEMGOAT HAS A LEGEND-

You'll bring the Roaring.

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Alex, placing duct tape: You deserve this remember our agreement

Gage, muffled: mf fffmft hmm hrr hm mmmhmfft

Alex, loading a gun: yeah, but like, I still enjoy the other side, y'know?

Gage: fffhm hmmhhhfff

FemGoat, opening the door: Hey Alex, I've been wondering if you... seen my...

*FemGoat walked into a dark room, lit by several candles. Gage is tied several times over to a chair, Alex standing 5ft away with a large revolver, petrified their door was opened*

FemGoat: ... I'm just gonna take one of your Jackets, sweetheart. Have fun Gage! I'm going sightseeing with Goat!

Alex, slamming the door as she leaves: ... you finally wrote her into one of these things and it had to be now?

Gage: hmhmhmhmhm! Hmmmm, hmmmm.

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Lynn folds papers as neatly as he can as FemGoat watches, sipping a smoothie. Catharine and Goat idle as the clock ticks to the end of their shift. Rags, strolls in the store. Goat takes his order. The two talk in excitement for their evening plans.

"I'll take a number six. Just the burger", Rags orders, "so what are we watching tonight?"

"Gage said 'The Mario Movie'", Goat explains, "seems to be ancient history, but I couldn't really find any archival material, but a lot of things he gets are fun, albeit out of date".

"What's with that guy and stuff from a thousand years ago?"

Catharine chimes in, "he's an ancient god that was born a thousand years ago".

Rags giggles as he inserts his card to the reader to pay for food, "Good one Cat, I'll go over to my usual space and wait".

As Rags trots away, Catharine punches Goat in the arm, shout whispering at him, "You didn't tell him?"

Goat whispers back, "Gage doesn't hide his powers, regularly, I'm rather impressed Rags didn't notice how bright the stars in his cloak are or that he just occasionally floats through the air, or that he moves inhumanely fast, like teleportation".

"Is that really your excuse for not telling your friend?"

"I mean, I don't find it a problem!"

"Hey Catharine!" Rags calls out as he walks over again, "is Sharla coming to watch the movie with us?"

Catharine sighs at Goat, before turning to Rags saying, "Yeah, my car's out of commission today, you wanna hitch a ride with us or something?"

"I wanted to ask her if she uses a hair dye or if her hair is naturally like that".

"I get with the pigments and what else that it might not look it, but like my hair, it's also natural".

"Damn, it's a really nice shade of dark blue too".

"I can ask my sibling about hair dye brands", Goat says, "they're really into coloring their hair, they may even know some good overall fur dying products. Most are shit from what I hear".

"God, yeah, they are", Rags complains, "They're either really impotent and get washed out after a day or two, or the at home product you bought is actually made for you to go to a specialist to do it, who most likely already has what you want, so you're paying more and god is that frustrating".

Catharine hands Rags his burger and she says, "we can make laser guns, and bio efficient cybernetics, but if you want pink fur, it's only gonna last you a day".

"I mean, it's more just a nitpick honestly", Rags sighs, "oh, can I get a knife?" After obtaining his plastic cutlery, Rags walks out of sight.

Catherine goes back to whispering, "So you don't tell your friend you live with an ancient God?"

"Technically we were born at the same time, our universes just had different states of-", Goat tries explaining.

Catharine cuts him off, "I don't care of multiverse mumbo jumbo! You told me!"

"You've been my friend since middle school, he's been my bully in that time".

"Does that make you any less of friends now?"

"No, but it doesn't mean I want to go to him for these things".

Catharine sighs and gives up. The duo return to working. There are three minutes left to go in their clocks. Lynn gives FemGoat a paper flower, to her delight. Goat doodles by the register as Sharla walks in and waves to Catharine. The two chatter amongst themselves as Goat draws an OC of his. More coworkers come in and the current person in charge gives them the go ahead to leave. As the party start heading out, Rags calls out to Goat.

"HEY! Can you come with me in my car Goat? I wanna show you something", Rags explains.

Goat shrugs, "sure, why not. Catch ya guys later!" Goat walks over to Rags.

Rags hands him half the burger he bought, "I thought you might be hungry as well".

"There's no cheese on this".

Rags scratches the back of his head, "well, yeah, couldn't give you the best part!"

Goat shrugs as he eats and follows Rags to his car, "something important you wanna show me?"

Rags gets in his car to the driver seat, "not really, just..."

Goat sits in passenger, "ah, I get it, ya just wanted to hang out more, that's alright".

Rags shouts, flustered, "no you idiot! I mean. Well, I do like the company... ... ... I've never been to your house before and need help getting there".

"Ah, alright weirdo, I'll tell ya how to drive a straight line".

"You walk to work in just a straight line?"

"Yeah, basically".

"Can we take a detour then?"

"Knock yourself out".

Rags pulls out of his space, and drives. The two talk about work, and a few events that happened. Rags mocks crushes Goat had, and Goat jokes about Rags' last boyfriend. After a few minutes Goat falls asleep in the warmth of the car and his clothes. The drive becomes quiet. Rags puts on classical music on low volume settings. Rags stops by a rather large and nice looking house. He opens the door and tries closing it as quietly as possible, and he runs into the house as quickly as he can. He soon returns seeing Goat still sleeping. He quietly opens the door and enters.

"I've never seen ya outside of work in anything other than a crop top T, and those short shorts", Goat remarks.

"JESUS CHRIST!" Rags screams, "You could've been sitting up before this!"

Goat stretches, "thought it'd be funny. This your parents house or something?"

Rags sighs and puts his head down on the wheel, "no. It's mine, they bought it for me, and pay my bills, and the gardener. Perks of being an only child I guess..."

Goat pops his neck, "well it looks nice, got anything fancy?"

Rags speaks, increasingly getting quieter, "there's an indoor theater, a pool, a bedroom..."

Concerned, Goat asks, "what's wrong?"

Rags sighs sitting back in the seat, he replies, "I'm lonely, I get out sometimes and have an occasional hookup, maybe even someone to be with for a few weeks, but really, most of the time I'm just... there. By myself. In my room. Maybe reading, maybe playing one of those old games you and Fandom like. Maybe I go and cook myself something or just order takeout because I have the money for it anyway. I'm kinda excited to meet your family".

"I don't really live with my family, they're more like roommates".

"Oh. I guess I didn't need to go and change then".

"The sweater looks nice, and you look good in jeans".

"Thanks Gage".

"Anytime Richard. Besides, when will I meet your family?"

Rags laughs, for a moment before going quiet. With a sigh he asks, "how do I get to your house?"

"Just drive to the mall, and I'll guide you from there".

Rags pulls out from the house. He drives down the road. Goat tries to make small talk but Rags turns up the volume of the classical music. He turns it up too high to where Goat holds his head and ears, Rags immediately turning it down. Goat gets the message and watches outside the window, without a word. Rags pulls into the mall's parking lot and parks, turns off the gas and rests his head on the wheel.

"I don't know where my parents are", Rags explains.

"Huh?" Goat hums.

"I only remember them being in my life up until I was ten. On my tenth birthday I was given two gifts, that house, and a caretaker... who later became my gardener. She's really nice".

"How do you know they're still paying for-"

"My gardener still gets paid every month, and the electricity is still on, I don't even receive the mail for these bills".

"Oh".

"I wish you could meet my parents, I want to see them too, maybe at least you can see your own parents".

"I could, the same way I could stab myself, but I don't really want to hurt myself".

"... I didn't..."

"You're good. Want me to come over some time?"

"... ... ... it's over an hour walk".

"When has that stopped me?"

"I'll just pick you up, don't worry about it. Now, where do we go?"

"Thanks man. Ok so you're gonna need to go east from here".

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[mrfandomgage]

Gage: Favorite fruit flavor for drinks, except lemonade, go

Goat: Blue Raspberry

Alex: Blue Raspberry

FemGoat: Blue Raspberry

Lynn: Pineapple

Goat, Alex, FemGoat, muttering: "that is a good one" "is it better?" "The fitness gr-"

Gage, demanding: Shut up. Now.

*quiet*

Gage: Lily?

Lily: I like orange drinks

Gage: anyone in favor of changing their answer?

FemGoat: yeah, I'd say a pineapple drink is better

*quiet*

Gage: ... ok, I'll be right back

Lily, asking Alex: Hey why did we do that?

Alex: he's going to the store for drinks

Lily: ... and he couldn't just make them appear?

Alex: cheating sucks, besides, he has to put the money he earned to use or otherwise wherever we are is gonna get suspicious of us

Goat: it's better not to question it

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"Howdy! My name's-" The flower says, before being cut off.

"Lemme guess, Flowey?" Lynn says, unenthusiasticly, dry, and rather uninterested.

"Well, that's rude, I know I have a basic name, but I just want to be your friend!"

"Sorry, I fell and hit my head on the way down. I have a massive headache, so I thought you weren't real honestly".

"I guess that makes you new around here, eh kid?"

Lynn glares at the flower, "pretty much, and don't call me kid".

"Aww, getting a little too old for that stuff, huh? Well alright, I'll show you the ropes!"

"twenty one years can make being called a kid annoying especially when you're as short as I am", Lynn mumbles to himself, speaking up asking, "ropes? To what?"

Flowey giggles, "To how things work around here silly", the room becomes dark outlined in white lines, as Lynn's soul glows red, "Don't panic, buddy you see that red heart near your chest?"

Lynn's ears stand to the sky, as he stares at it, "y-yeah, read heart".

"That's your soul, the culmination of your being! Souls need LOVE, to grow and prosper. I'm guessing you're thinking 'how do I get LOVE?'"

"I'm m-more wondering h-how I can see m-my soul if I couldn't before".

"Oh, that's probably due to the magic in the area, it lets you see things differently than before, but forget about that, to get LOVE, you need little white friendliness pellets! You should move around and get as many as you can!"

Flowey encourages running into the obvious magic bullets he magically spawns. However, Lynn is more concerned with his vision, changing as he looks around that he nearly doesn't notice a searing pain shoot through the entirety of his body. Lynn as he struggles to stand doesn't hear a thing Flowey says. Not before long Lynn is ensnared in vines, surrounded by more bullets, flying to his Soul.

Lynn feels warmer and safer as the vines loosen. He just assumes he died until he hears Flowey scream.

"What a terrible creature, picking on an innocent y-" Someone says pausing, "Hey, Lynn, you can get up about now".

"I don't wanna", Lynn retorts, lying face first in the dirt.

"If you don't then we won't snuggle when we're done playing this game".

Lynn pushes himself to his feet, looking up, "Oh. Hey FemGoat. You're playing?"

FemGoat giggles, as sight returns to normal, "usually Gage and Goat or even Alex play their games alone, so when they go out inviting others, I'm glad to take a spot first. It's like roleplaying but way more fun!"

"Why wasn't I told what it's about?"

"Gage... always gives first timers a hard time. For now, you can call me Toriel, Caretaker of The Ruins".

Lynn shrugs, and follows FemGoat into the Ruins.

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Alex: Hey, can I call you Alice instead?

FemGoat: but I already have a nickname

Alex: it's just way easier to say Alice than FemGoat

FemGoat: I don't like it. My friends started calling me "FemGoat" because we were making-

Alex: Fun of cartoons and their naming conventions, yeah, I know.

FemGoat: well, they also avoided saying Ms or Mrs Goat in our jokes cause it didn't appeal to me, and FemGoat just kinda worked.

Alex: Mrs is for married women though

FemGoat: we were twelve, we didn't think about that

Alex: Well, got any plans?

FemGoat: I wanted to watch the boys play Modern Warfare Three. Right now, Goat's currently working, Siff took Lynn to lunch, and Gage.

Alex: and Gage what?

FemGoat: Haven't seen him really.

Alex: They do like their couch gaming. Wish they didn't yell at eachother about who gets the bigger screen though.

FemGoat: I've got a few snacks lined up and sodas, they're much calmer eating.

Alex: heheh

FemGoat: What?

Alex: hm? Oh, sorry. Hey, I've been wondering. When did you start being with Lynn?

FemGoat: Oh. Remember when He and Siff were kicked out of the Party for being nuisances to everyone?

Alex, annoyed: They poured me a glass just to spill it on me, of course I remember.

FemGoat: That was also the first night I ever got buzzed because of you. Anyway that night while a little drunk, I played spin the bottle

Alex: Was he at the other end of the bottle?

FemGoat: no, it was Catharine

Alex: the Vegan Cheetah girl?

FemGoat: Yeah. After kissing her, I left that game. I sobered up and tried processing how I felt about it, and in that time, out of the blue Lynn kissed me and ran off. I was really confused.

Alex: well that's rude. He didn't ask or anything.

FemGoat: Nope. Apparently Siff and Lynn were making dares all night. At that time Lynn dared Siff to cheat at poker, and Siff dared Lynn to kiss his crush without warning. Siff personally apologized to me that he'd also been drinking all night, and thought because Lynn was sober he wouldn't actually do anything while he was distracted with poker

Alex: The boys are pretty apprehensive about things like that, I could see why Siff thought that

FemGoat: Oh, but I figured out what the bet was after Siff apologized, Lynn, he apologized before him. He said it was a bet, and gave me a pretty decent omelet while begging for forgiveness. He was pretty stressed out and did all my chores for me.

Alex: I remember that along with a bad hangover. Lynn got me some water while he cooked your omelet

FemGoat: honestly I just wanted him to calm down, so I had him sit with me and watch a movie. He seemed so nervous just by sitting next to me I didn't know why. After the movie, he fiddled with his phone, and went to bed. Next day, Siff told me he was sorry and told me the bet and his apology. I think after hearing I was his crush, I understood why he was so tense the entire day.

Alex: That, and he told me in the kitchen he felt what he did was unforgivable

FemGoat: Too bad, I forgave him. I guess we just started hanging out more and just like eachother after that.

Alex: That's really cute. A Goat and her Bunny.

FemGoat: How about you and Gage?

Alex: what

FemGoat: When'd you two start liking eachother?

Alex: ... it took a while...

FemGoat: soooooo cryptic

Alex: C'mon, can you blame me? Our first interactions were to kill each other, and sure we had a few one offs, but we didn't actually get to know each other. At that time I think we both just saw each other as toys for the other's amusement, but I really can't tell!

FemGoat: That's concerning...

Alex: I'm a god with a Mortal Body. We both didn't really have any moral views towards each other and each other's humanity, we just saw something that can withstand one another, and did whatever we wanted. I'm not really proud of that.

FemGoat: ... was it fun

Alex: oh hell yeah. I guess we did have a few times to calm down while we were still playing. I think he was more into me than I was into him at the time though...

Alex: I guess I liked him more than I thought I did...

FemGoat: Don't beat yourself up about being an inhuman monster too much. We all go a little crazy

Alex, sarcastic: That really helps, thanks for all the support Babe, it really brightened my mood.

FemGoat: I'm messing with you. You both have a hard time with expressing yourselves properly

Alex: You're right, but that was still rude FemGoat

FemGoat: you're right. You wanna hug? I know you guys like those

Alex, hugging: yes, thank you

FemGoat, hugging back: you're a weirdo

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Gage: four foot six bunny man with nostalgic clothes for our creator, also owns his middle name

Lynn: You're just listing out traits? That's why we're standing in a line?

Gage: five foot six, FemGoat, a truly creative expression.

FemGoat: ... Is that a remark on my nickname or..?

Gage: five foot eight, Alex, the female me, who couldn't beat me at pingpong.

Alex: ... we never played?

Gage: five foot eleven, Goat, our creator but fluffy, sorta

Goat: Why are you listing out our heights?

Gage: Six foot flat, Gage, burnt out creativity trying to come up with ideas

Gage: ...

Alex: are you ok?

Lynn: are you that limited on what you can do? We can fill the fireplace and just rest by it

FemGoat: I can get some marshmallows if we go with a fire

Goat: I'll get the matches

Alex, watching them go to get stuff for a fire: ... ok, they're out, what's wrong?

Gage: I'm disappointed in myself

Alex: ...

Gage: nothing?

Alex: well... I want to hear it

Gage: ... I've wanted to do more. Make a full on Undertale AU and not just a lingering dream... actually, that sounds like a good name for Night Terror's story... not the point. I wanna talk more about Omori, make a stupid joke AU with sincerity of Among Us x Omori, or a 4yrs later AU. Talk about FNAF. I love FNAF, I love the goofy ass lore of that franchise. Homestuck, one of my favorite writings by a bastard lunatic, I haven't even mentioned it before. The moment I've started adding myself, I was actually extremely desperate for any ideas at all. And with the days gone by, I'm just burned, and attempting anything hurts.

Alex: ... does that include?

Gage: no, I actually really wanted to start writing us. Correction, all of us, not just you and I.

Alex: ah

Gage: I think I'm burning up inside just because I'm stressed with all my responsibilities

Alex: ?

Gage: you and I both know this is a separate universe to our own worlds. I'm jumping through hoops just to be in the little worlds I create, just to see how they are, while balancing my life in several other worlds, hopping in where I left, appearing here and there and maintaining the friends I've made, with the only moments of peace being the void my mind drops into to forget where I am and what I look like.

Alex: I'm also pretty stressed, we do the same thing, remember?

Gage, silently crying: ... why do I have to be a god? Why did whatever happen just happen? I don't even fully remember how but I just remember being this way and now I can't stop. I want to do so much but what's the point of it all if I can't do anything?

Alex, also crying: I don't know

Gage: ... I'm going to stick to my promise to myself though. To never alter how my brain works. I still worry if I just remove it, then I'll never feel like me

Alex, giggling: mental masochist

Gage: I need something to feel...

Alex: how about a fire? Ranting won't stop the burning

Gage: burning out the burn out by burning myself out

Alex: don't lie in the fire, again.

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Gage: Lily!

Lily, coming into the room: Yes Gage?

Gage, taking a deep breath: Goat, Alex, FemGoat, Lynn and I are gonna go on a Zombie killing adventure, and-

Lily: Oh, can I come?

Gage: ... really?

Lily: yeah, I think that'd be fun

Gage: oh, I thought you wouldn't be interested.

Lily: why's that?

Gage: well you're kinda just a sweetheart and you do a lot for us when we're sad

Lily: yes, and that gets stressful my dear. Besides, I wanna hold some big guns that eat bullets like how you ate Alex's chocolates last night

Gage: ... I thought no one was awake

Lily: you thought wrong

Gage: ... well, I do have an old chain gun I ripped away from some bandits in another universe. Want me to rework it to be a minigun?

Lily: My own minigun? Really?

Gage: yeah, it wouldn't be too wild, Alex is making special armor for everyone too, for the little survival vacation

Lily: Thank you, Gage

Gage: anything for you, Mom

. . .

Lily: What?

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Goat: Hey Gage, FemGoat and I wanted to use a custom race

Gage: sure, what's its stats and stuff

Goat: well, we really wanted to use the Tasha's Custom Lineage thing and set up our Characters as two members of the same race, but with very different skillsets due to their cultures

Gage: I don't see why not. What would the race look like?

Goat: probably upright goat people

Gage: ? Ok. Whatever floats your Goat!

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Ms Fandom: When will I get my own nickname?

Gage: Hm?

Ms Fandom: y'know to help differentiate between use

Gage: Isn't Ms Fandom good enough?

Ms Fandom: well it also gets confusing, we're both called Fandom. I wanna be called something different

Gage: there are several millions, no, infinite versions of me with the same name who encounter each other. What's the point of a nickname

Ms Fandom: what about Goat and FemGoat? Didn't you set up that naming dynamic not to confuse yourself?

Gage: c'mon, they're furries, it's fine

Ms Fandom: I find that to be discriminatory

Gage: ok, but that's the nicknames they already-

Ms Fandom: Against me

Gage: what?

Ms Fandom: You won't take time to consider giving me a nickname

Gage: ... yeah

Ms Fandom, pouting: please

Gage: you're a god yourself, why don't you do it?

Ms Fandom: ... Alexandria!

Gage: ... Alex Fandom, got it

Alex: Really!?

Gage: much easier to write, still a nickname tho Gage

Alex: I know

Gage: besides, I like the name Alex too, so I'm happy to call someone that

Alex: Thanks bestie!

Gage: whatever weirdo