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saku-chann · 2 years
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ENFJ - The protagonist ⚔️
Illustration of the 16 MBTI avatars
Enfj is one of my fav personas 🥺 It's hard to draw perfection , but I hope I could represent you well ✨
Where are my fellow protagonists ? Show yourself or tag a friend !
Who do you wanna see next ?
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digisinister · 1 year
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My take on the MBTI from the perspective of an INTJ
1. ENTP: A minefield that must be treaded carefully
2. INTP: Nerd
3. INTJ: Socially inept
4. ENTJ: I wish I was as objectively motivated as you
5. ENFJ: Stop trying to please everyone, it's impossible
6. ENFP: Quirky
7. INFP: Pathetic
8. INFJ: Stop being right god dammit
9. ISFJ: Too good, too pure for this world
10. ISFP: I like the vibe, but too sensitive for me
11. ESFP: At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
12. ESFJ: Forgettable
13. ESTJ: What are you, a cop?
14. ESTP: Flaky
15. ISTP: A puzzle that must be solved (Would smash)
16. ISTJ: Square
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despairots · 10 months
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#𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐑𝐓 𝐃𝐑𝐀𝐁𝐁𝐋𝐄: ANGST
「 satoru gojo x gender neutral! reader 」
GENRE: angst and fluff im feeling evil 2day
CONTENT WARNING: depression, gojo being an unhealthy entp and r! being an unhealthy enfj, sum miscommunication, not sure if this has a happy ending, pstd, issues 😓, established relationship, toxic relationship but its bc theyre both unhealthy and theyre trying to fix it (its not working)
AUTHORS NOTE: i need to see more angst posts of this man cuz im feeling devious 🤤
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gojo satoru is insensitive. it shows and it’s true. he’s too egotistical, too stupid, too cocky, and even though he can see through people with his six eyes, his growing ego blinds his eye sight.
some may say it’s just him being him but he’s arrogant and extremely self absorbed, it’s unhealthy. this relationship is unhealthy, you’re both unhealthy.
they both can tear people to shreds with their sarcasm, regardless of the fact that it’s play fighting, some words sting most of the times.
the relationship shouldn’t have lasted this long, you were shocked by how long it’s been since everything started.
you two should’ve broken up a long time ago but the “love” you held for eachother were too strong that parting ways could easily lead eachother back to their beds.
when you sense an argument, the both of you turn into hypocrites. you’re emotionally manipulative and gojo likes rationalizing everything, even your bad habits.
despite how lovely you two actually are, no one’s aware that you both are horrible people, especially to eachother.
you two are the calm before the storm, a good duo to hang out with, terrifying to go against.
miscommunication happens. it’s been like that for while, apologies always happen the next day. they say “they’ll never do it again” but it happens almost every 2 months.
relationship’s have their ups and downs. every time you try to talk it out with gojo, the two of you get argumentative and break eachother down. no matter how hard you two try to work it out, it never works and goes back to being unhealthy.
gojo satoru isn’t a good boyfriend.
neither are you.
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welivetodream · 2 years
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An INTP view of life: part 1
ENFJ: good morning my sunshine!
INTP: I just went to sleep.
ENFJ: It's 11 Am
INTP: time is an illusion.
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ESTJ: you have got to start your work.
INTP: nah
ESTJ: you have six hours till the deadline
INTP: six hours! I learned morse code in that time during a flight.
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ISTP: you know we can conserve more energy and live longer if we don't move
INTP: I guess so. You wanna live longer?
ISTP: are you kidding?
INTP: yeah, I know living is the root of all our problems.
ISTP: wait, what exactly is our problem?
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INFP: sometimes I see my reflection and feel sacred that no one will know the real me.
INTP: interesting
INFP: that I will live in a world full people who don't understand the reason of existence.....that we might have nothing to live for.....that everything is worthless
INTP: are you having an existential crisis?
INFP: yes...
INTP: happens to me six times a week, here have some tea.
INFP: maybe you understand me.
INTP: I am very good with people's thinking, I see through them.I just don't like to go near them. How about you don't hug me?
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ENTJ: I will become the absolute best version of myself!
INTP: so you mean, you are not the best?
ENTJ: the best version of MYSELF
INTP: so there's a lame you, a cool you, a stupid you, a nice you....wait nice one doesn't exist
ENTJ: when I will be incharge I will make sure you rot in a dungeon
INTP: well that's where the best ideas come from. I don't mind it.
ENTJ: I can't believe you infuriate and amuse me at the same time.
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callmespooks · 2 years
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INTP and Friends
How in the ever loving fuck do you make friends as an INTP? I am fully aware that being an INTP has little to do with my lack of social/ friend making skills but I need something to blame my ineptitude on. I tried blaming it on my zodiac sign. I’m a Sagittarius so that didn't work. 
I need an INTP adoption agency to hand out my resume to people willing to adopt a stray. “Looking for a shadow creature of a friend that will only text you back every other blue moon but still wants to be included in everything you do? Would you like a friend who’s just kind ~there~?”
Adopt your INTP today*
*No refunds or take backs. It’s for life.
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darkpoetryshop · 2 years
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I feel like this is an INFP mood
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nightmareoforphans · 8 months
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We see a young adult entering a research facility, his long platinum hair flowing while he walks through the halls eventually he stops at one of the doors and goes inside, he talks to one of the scientists
INTP: “Hey long time no see”
INFJ: “Hi bud! Yea sorry it has been a while I was so busy with work”
INTP: “Don't worry about it so are you here to get INTJ?”
INFJ: “yea I wanna help her out”
INTP: “Aww that's so kind of you”
INFJ: “I also made you guys food, here can you give these to your coworkers pls”
INTP: “OMG thank you so much!”
INFJ: “Don't worry I don't mind”
INTP: Hey everyone! INFJ brought us food!!!
The workers in the room began to gather around INFJ thanking him and having conversations with him. Suddenly INFJ feels a powerful aura invading the room, he turns around and sees INTJ staring at him blackly, her stare is emotionless yet so strong that INFJ compared it to being shot by a laser by the Death Star and he was Alderan
INFJ: (I think she's mad) “OK INTP I'm gonna go find INTJ now so bye enjoy your meals”
INTP: “Ok bye INFJ tell INTJ to make sure her burnt hand gets a proper check by a doctor”
INFJ: “Okie” INFJ proceeded to walk to the room where he saw INTJ, 
When INFJ entered the room he saw a young woman with long messy violet-purple hair, like the other scientist she wore a lab coat but with a black t-shirt and grey jogging pants, her glasses and face mask making look mysterious
INFJ: “There you are I was looking for you
INTJ: indeed I saw you looking around…
INFJ: we'll come on let's go to the hospital
The two young adults left the building and went to the hospital to get INTJ’s injury checked. When they were done they went home to their apartment.
INFJ: …can you tell me how your hand got burnt?
INTJ: It was my turn to cook so I tried cooking corned beef but I accidentally broke the thermometer thus I needed to throw it away no, so I went to the sink but INFP was already using it, then suddenly she might have done something wrong because water began spraying everywhere and some of it got into my pan and the oil bobbled, reaching my hand and burning it
INFJ:.. Did it hurt?
INTJ: obviously, when it burnt me I didn't cry or scream I just mentally melted
INFJ: oh…
INTJ: Can you tell me how you knew that I got injured?
INFJ: Well INTP texted me about it
INTJ: I see, guess I'll have to teach my little sister a lesson for informing you
INFJ: Hey, don't get mad at INTP, she just wanted me to help you
INTJ: I can take care of myself INFJ, I don't need your help, and besides I knew that if you found out you would go to me and abandon your plans to meet your favourite YouTuber today and guess what?! That's what happened!
INFJ: …of course I will… I was worried about you
INTJ: ...
INFJ: are you mad at me because I did that?
INTJ: (sigh) Not anymore, because after thinking about it, of course, you would I shouldn't even be surprised
INFJ: hehe, hey at least I got to enjoy more time with you
INTJ: we live in the same apartment and hang out with each other most of the time….(in a quiet voice) Besides I bet my coworkers are more fun to hang out with…
INFJ:... Are you jealous because you felt left out?
INTJ:...
INFJ then suddenly hugs INTJ out of nowhere shocking INTJ, and then he goes to the kitchen and when he comes back he has a delicious fried chicken breast with Ala king sauce on it
INFJ:…I hung out with many people but hanging out with you is unlike anything I've ever known in this world
INTJ:… Yea same to you too…
INFJ: And about earlier, your coworkers were talking so much that I couldn't even hear them so yeah hehe
INTJ: haha, but seriously I'm sorry i kind of kept thinking of ways to destroy you to atoms earlier
INFJ: Do mean jealous?
INTJ: Yeah, obviously you idiot
INFJ: ok since you haven't had your lunch yet pls sit down because I'm going to feed you heeheheheheh
INTJ:..WHAT? The girl said with a red face
INFJ: you burnt your hand, right?
INTJ: Yeah a hand not both hands
INFJ looked at INTJ with a blank stare while INTJ gave him a smirk
INTJ: looks like I outsmarted you
INFJ: pls just do this T^T(with a small frown) 
INTJ: you know what, fine. I guess this will be my punishment
Both of them sat in the kitchen as INFJ fed INTJ her lunch
INFJ: you know when you stared daggers at me in the lab i was reminded of the time when you did the same thing when I talked to my crush during junior high
INTJ: I don't remember that, but I do vaguely remember thinking of ways to turn you and ENFJ into robots and incorporate you guys into my robotic army to take over the world
INFJ: haaahahha nice one, i bet ENFJ  will also laugh
INTJ: that wasn't a joke
INFJ: I know
INTJ couldn't hold it and she began to laugh which was followed by her coughing
INTJ: damn you can't just make me choke out of nowhere you moron (intj said jokingly)
INFJ: sorry, even I laughed cuz it took me a moment to process what I just said
Suddenly INFJ got a text message from his phone
INFJ: Oh, one of my little sisters, ISTJ texted in the group chat saying she needs pictures of happy couples in her friend group for her project
INTJ: why did she ask in the group chat?
INFJ: well some members are dating, like ENFP & ENTP or INFP & ESTJ, maybe one of them ca-
INTJ then suddenly took his phone and took a selfie of her and INFJ together and after that, with a small smirk on her face she sent the picture to the group chat.
INTJ: U3U
INFJ: O~O
The first part is-> Here
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sunnixsideup · 2 years
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Diplomats!!!
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enfp7w6-jatniel · 2 years
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ENFJ 9w1 (F) Ask for:@purritopancakegaynerd
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intpfemale · 2 years
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INTP - Opening up and Sympathy
I don't know why, I never really speak much about my life with other people. Because I love dealing with things on my own, it makes me feel strong.
But when it gets too much to deal with I try to open up-to people that I consider close.
But what I have observed is that somehow I don't (never) get the kind of sympathy, encouragement or emotional support that other humans usually get when they tell their sad stories.
And this hurts, knowing that I don't often open up and when I do, my problems aren't even considered problems , whereas people dealing with problems half of mine are showered with sympathy and affection.
(eg: I still remember being in class and the girl next to me be being sad and all hyper over a friend of friend who was sick and in hospital and my friends giving her hugs and saying its all gonna be fine and trying to calm her down by saying positive, motivational stuff while me sitting exactly besides her just a few days after my sister's death . Which they knew about but I never got the kind of support this person got from them. Maybe because I kept a straight face all along and never complained about it)
And even recently when I told them my entire story about B12 (see my previous post for that) - I was told to not think about it and all and then it ended with - "everyone has some or the other problem, everyone just appears happy on the surface."
Honestly, I've known this all my life and I never ever believe in belittling other people's problems . But sometimes I just need support and not advice , just like most humans. And I hate it when I don't get treated like most. They just assume me to be strong I guess or not sensitive and feel like I don't require the emotional support they offer. Which makes me sad :(((
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calixcasual · 2 years
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Aries ☀️ Libra 🌙 Aries ⬆️
ENFJ 3w2
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Aquarius ☀️ Taurus 🌙 Cancer ⬆️
ENFP 2w1
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Best Friends
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theinnercircle-jnh · 6 months
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YES! HE DID THE MBTI TEST❤️❤️❤️
YESSSSSSS!!!
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LETS GOOOOOOO 💕💕
Dude this keeps getting better and better 🫶🏻
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theemissuniverse · 11 months
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WHO IS YOUR MORTAL KOMBAT 1 BAE BASED ON YOUR PERSONALITY TYPE [MALE MK CHARACTERS]
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INTP VERSION
LOGICIAN
A/N : Before y’all try to correct me - got this information from the personality database app so if you wanna tell me I’m wrong then blame the app. Also don’t take it THAT seriously. It’s just for fun. I will do a female version after this. Also please LIKE THIS TF UP. THIS TOOK ME WAY TOO LONG AND I DID CHARACTERS I HATE/DONT CARE ABOUT SO IT COULD BE FAIR PLEASE DONT DO THIS TO ME. Also, also do not say I picked favorites because unfortunately this is my personality and the characters that I wanted when I ran it through the system DID NOT match close to 100% so yeah
WARNINGS : none I think
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First, what is an INTP individual?
INTP’s are logical and analytical "Logician" who prioritize knowledge and understanding. They are known for their interest in stripping away superficial details to get to the underlying principles of a system or idea. They may be seen as absent-minded professors who are highly intelligent and enjoy developing and organizing their subjective understandings into consistent systems. They are flexible and tolerant, but may become rigid when their beliefs are challenged.
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Your compalability/relationship with all the MK 1 Characters
Baraka [ ENFJ - protagonist ]
Chemistry : 92%
Relationship Type : Playmate
Shared Value : Abstract
Communication Style : Educational
In a relationship, Baraka will give you anything you desire. He is always willing to do anything you ask for to please you. He wants you to be well taken care of. He wants to see you at your best even though most days he feels at his lowest. Baraka does fear that one day you might leave him for someone he feels as though is more worthy. So, he’ll always try to give you everything you have ever wanted. Your communication is always an understanding between the two of you. The two of you get each other.
Baraka is actually playful with you despite how serious he can be. He feels comfortable with you. Like he can be himself. He doesn’t have to hide who he is when he is with you. Everything just feels right. Sometimes the two of you don’t share the same goals but that’s okay. You two are different and Baraka understands that.
Bi-Han [ ENTJ - commander ]
Chemistry : 99%
Relationship Type : Soulmate
Shared Value : Intellectual
Communication Style : Rational
In a relationship, Bi-Han will try his best to be gentle with you despite his nature. You are his peace. The coldness to his ice. There is no better person to calm him down other than you. He is grumpy with everyone. It’s always him versus the world. That’s not the case with you. It’s always you and him. Together. Bi-Han feels like he can trust you and trust is an absolute big thing with him. If he cannot trust you then he mind as well treat you like everyone else. His communication is always calm considering how cold he can be. He is willing to talk through whatever problem the two of you face. Even though some days he doesn’t feel like it.
Bi-Han has a sense of obsessiveness over you. He feels like he needs you twenty four seven but he will never show it. He’s still a little hasty on showing affection but trust that he feels it. He wants to show you but sometimes it’s hard given how he is as a person. It has nothing to do with you, it’s him. Bi-Han will always try with you. Sometimes he can get a little pissy with you but you know how to handle him so it never gets blown out of proportion. The two of you are the best when you are together.
General Shao [ ESTP - entrepreneur ]
Chemistry : 83%
Relationship Type : Supervisor
Shared Value : Pragmatic
Communication Style : Inductive
In a relationship, Shao will lead, guide, and protect. He will make sure you are alright. Make sure that no obstacles stand in your way. He will always make sure you are making the right decisions. He wants what’s best for you. He will protect you with his life. Nobody will dare threaten his queen. Nobody. Shao feels that you are his very weakness. (And to him this man has no weaknesses.) Sometimes he hates it. He hates the way you make him feel.
Shao will make people bow to you. Will make people worship the ground you walk on. He will not stand for anyone to treat you horribly. Unfortunately, the communication in your relationship is undoubtedly horrid. Shao does not know how to speak to you or confess his feelings which leads into fights. At the end of the day, Shao will always make sure you are safe.
Geras [ ISTJ - logistician ]
Chemistry : 82%
Relationship Type : Eye opening
Shared Value : Systematic
Communication Style : Reductive
In a relationship, Geras will show you nothing but kindness and compassion. You are not kind to yourself. He knows this. He will show you how to treat yourself. He will show you what you truly deserve. He will not back down even when it gets hard. He will stand by your side and help you experience the feeling.
It is not just yourself but to other people you have a hard time expressing your compassion to. Not to worry, Geras will help you. He will show you how to be kind, gentle, and caring to others. When you do, it makes you feel better about yourself. Geras will always be there for everything. Even if your communication can be a little off, he will still show you the way.
Johnny Cage [ ESTP - entrepreneur ]
Chemistry : 83%
Relationship Type : Supervisor
Shared Value : Pragmatic
Communication Style : Inductive
In a relationship, Johnny’s ultimate goal is to make you laugh. He doesn’t care what the situation is. If you’re upset or if you’re happy as can be. He will always try to make you feel better. He can’t stand when you’re sad. He can’t stand when something bothers you so he likes to take away everything that makes you feel bad about yourself with laughter.
Unfortunately, sometimes Johnny claims you are too serious for him and you claim he is too childish for you. Sometimes the communication isn’t really there but Johnny is willing to put aside all that because he loves you. Johnny loves showering you with gifts and telling you how “hot” you are. You’re perfect to him. His little movie star.
Havik [ ISFP - adventurer ]
Chemistry : 92%
Relationship Type : Consigliere
Shared Value : Pragmatic
Communication Style : Analytical
In a relationship, Havik’s more chaotic nature ceases when he is with you. It is always an interesting experience being with him but you don’t mind it. He gets to show you his way and you will show him yours. Two different worlds colliding may be overwhelming but Havik will be grateful for the experience.
Havik wants to show you what life is all about. He wants to show you adventure. He wants you to experience his world and his thinking. He wants you to understand him because he feels like nobody really does. As long as you let him, he will love you like he’s never loved anybody before.
Kenshi Takahashi [ INTJ - architect ]
Chemistry : 98%
Relationship Type : Twinflame
Shared Value : Intellectual
Communication Style : Speculative
In a relationship, Kenshi will always be there for you no matter what. Kenshi will be the one that will never go away. Even if you are at your lowest. Even when everything feels pointless. Even if you two fight. There is no driving Kenshi away. The two of you will figure it out. He’s determined on that. He will die on the hill every time. The two of you are so similar that you click every time you are around.
Every time he kisses you, it’s like fireworks. You are more to him than a girlfriend. You are his best friend. Someone that is deeply sewed into his soul. He will never run away from the feeling he has when he’s with you. Never will back down. He accepts who you are completely. With all your faults and all your hardships. You are a hard person to love but not to Kenshi. To Kenshi, you are the only one he can love.
Kuai Liang [ ISTJ - logistician ]
Chemistry : 82%
Relationship Type : Eye opening
Shared Value : Systematic
Communication Style : Reductive
In a relationship, Kuai Liang always wants the best for you. He will do anything if it means it is for your best interest. Protecting you is something he does not take lightly. With everything in his being, Kuai Liang will protect you. He will make sure you are fine emotionally and physically.
It will always be you. Nobody else. Some people may find this rather annoying by Kuai Liang but he doesn’t care. Protecting you is all that matters to him. He can’t stand when he sees you upset. He’ll break down with you when he sees this. He’ll always try to comfort you as best as he can.
Kung Lao [ ENFP - campaigner ]
Chemistry : 82%
Relationship Type : Coach
Shared Value : Abstract
Communication Style : Impassionate
In a relationship, Kung Lao wants nothing more than to make you feel good about yourself. He knows it’s hard for you. You are not in tune with yourself but he will help with that. Kung Lao makes you feel beautiful every time he’s with you. He makes you feel special. He will make you feel like you are the only one that matters to him. Like you are the only one that is important.
The communication you two have is always filled with passion and great emotion. Kung Lao will never talk bad about you. Even if he is mad at you. He knows you. He knows you cannot handle the harsh words because he knows you believe all the negative things you think of yourself or other people have said about you. He will not stand for it.
Liu Kang [ ISFJ - defender ]
Chemistry : 81%
Relationship Type : Analyst
Shared Value : Systematic
Communication Style : Reductive
In a relationship, Liu Kang will try to protect your peace. You are an over thinker and tend to always believe that everything will turn to worse. He’ll always try to take away any stress that is on your shoulders. One thing he does hate is your guy’s communication. Sometimes you are not comfortable with talking about your feelings and Liu Kang absolutely cannot stand it. He understands giving you your space but not speaking to him when you feel down or something is wrong drives him crazy. Liu Kang’s wit always charms you and makes you laugh because he’s not over the top with it.
Liu Kang is always patient with you. Especially with your strong emotions. You are emotionally reactive with everything but it is something he can handle. Sometimes when it become far too much, he’ll hold you in his arms and whisper how much he loves you. He’ll make you feel like you’re the only woman in the world. He truly wants you to feel loved with every fiber in his being. Because you don’t like to talk about your feelings, he is always analyzing your body language and your speech to see if you are alright. If he deems you are not, expect a long talk of how much he loves you.
Raiden [ INFJ - advocate ]
Chemistry : 91%
Relationship Type : Advisor
Shared Value : Abstract
Communication Style : Speculative
In a relationship, Raiden will try and be the man you want him to be. He’ll be the man you always thought of in your head. He’ll make your dream man a reality. Raiden will always try to guide you to the right choices in life. He wants you to succeed. Your communication is always interesting. It is neither bad or good. Your goals are a little ways from each other but Raiden will always support you. No matter what.
When you feel like a mess, Raiden is there whispering in your ear how much he loves you. How important you are. He will make you feel like you are the most important person in the world. He wants you to see yourself how he sees you. He looks to you like you are his prize possession. Like you are his world. There’s no amount of anything that can change the way Raiden feels about you. Nothing in the world.
Rain [ INFP - mediator ]
Chemistry : 82%
Relationship Type : Supporter
Shared Value : Abstract
Communication Style : Analytical
In a relationship, Rain shows you nothing but respect and support. He is your number one support system. In everything, he will help you succeed. Respect is another thing he does not take lightly. You are his goddess, his queen. He will treat you like he needs to worship the ground you walk on.
He’ll always support your ideas and beliefs. Even though most of the time he does not agree with them. In the slightest. He knows that supporting you is more important than him trying to push his ideas and or beliefs onto you. Your needs matter and he understands this. Rain will also allow you to call him by his first name. You are one of the only people to have this privilege so know that Rain means well.
Reiko [ ISTJ - logistician ]
Chemistry : 82%
Relationship Type : Eye opening
Shared Value : Systematic
Communication Style : Reductive
In a relationship, Reiko sees that there is more to life than himself when he is with you. He is a very selfish individual. Not when it comes to you though. He’s learning to put his significant other before him. He has to in order for the relationship to work. Otherwise the relationship is doomed as you can also be quite a selfish individual.
Reiko will try to give you gifts because he is not familiar with any other way of showing his affection. The two of you will have to teach each other how to love one another. It’s a rocky start but Reiko will get the hang of it. The relationship means so much more to him than you could ever realize.
Shang Tsung [ ENTP - debater ]
Chemistry : 81%
Relationship Type : Preceptor
Shared Value : Intellectual
Communication Style : Impassionate
In a relationship, Shang Tsung will put your needs above all. This is strange for the sorcerer as he is used to being selfish. It is not something he is familiar with but he can’t help himself. The more you’re around him the more he has this sense of urgency to try and give you the world.
Shang Tsung will always make sure you are well taken care of before going off doing his business. One thing about him is you will need to support his plans. Whatever they be, he needs someone by his side. Your goals usually align with each other and are smart. Your conversations are usually filled with great emotion and it’s something he can’t pull away from.
Syzoth [ ISFP - adventurer ]
Chemistry : 92%
Relationship Type : Consigliere
Shared Value : Pragmatic
Communication Style : Analytical
In a relationship, Syzoth wants you to feel like he is your home. He knows how it feels to be unwanted. He wants to shield you from that feeling. Nothing in the world matters more to him than you feeling safe. He cannot have you feeling down or feeling unsure. You need to be indefinitely secured.
He does not play any games. Syzoth will always try to advise you on what to do but will make it very clear that he is not trying to control the shape of your destiny. Whatever you desire, he is pleased with. He just doesn’t want you to regret anything or live in the past. Syzoth will make sure you feel safe in the beauty that is you.
Tomas [ ISFJ - defender ]
Chemistry : 81%
Relationship Type : Analyst
Shared Value : Systematic
Communication Style : Reductive
In a relationship, Tomas will always be there when you break. He will always be there when you cry. He will always be there when you can’t find it in yourself to stand on your two feet. He is the glue to your soul. Tomas believes you are capable of doing anything but he knows that’s just something that’s hard for you to believe.
He’ll try to comfort you. To hold you. To kiss you. Sometimes it may not be something that’s physical that you need. Maybe it’s something that’s mental and Tomas will try his best to help you in that department. Seeing you break makes him break and he cannot live with himself knowing that if he didn’t try to help you, you would get worse.
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if you’re an INTP then your soulmate is ENTJ
That means your perfect match for a soulmate is
BI-HAN / SUB-ZERO
Your perfect match for a best friend is
KENSHI TAKAHASHI
Here are runner ups that you could end up with (romantically)
(in order of best all the way down)
SYZOTH, BARAKA, HAVIK, RAIDEN, JOHNNY CAGE
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FUN THINGS ABOUT INTP TO HELP YOU CONNECT MORE
INTPs are typically non smokers.
INTPs typically use dark humor.
INTPs usually are atheists.
INTPs are usually emotionally reactive people.
INTPs typically don’t consider themselves smart.
INTPs typically wear glasses.
INTPs usually don’t fear death.
INTPs usually watch horror movies.
INTPs typically have low self-worth.
INTPs are usually short tempered.
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Some questions answered during Li Le's weibo live stream (not all questions are included, some long answers are summarized):
note: "Wang laoshi" is an affectionate nickname for Wang Yunkai
1. How do you feel during your first livestream?
Lele: A bit nervous but also a little excited.
2. How tall are you?
Lele: I'm 185 cm.
3. What was your first impression of Kaikai?
Lele: I saw Wang laoshi's description. My first reaction was that he described me as if I took the lead female role in a drama, with the way he described my face and me dragging two large suitcases upstairs, almost unable to move. Later, I thought it was indeed like that. He seemed like a very, very warm person.
4. What is your MBTI?
Lele: I am an introvert, an ISFJ, a little nurse. Wang laoshi is a protagonist (ENFJ).
5. Will there be autographed photos?
Lele: There will be opportunities for autographed photos in the future.
6. Can you speak Russian/Thai?
Lele: I can't speak Russian or Thai.
7. Have you read the original work?
Lele: I have read the original work. After reading it, I was somewhat hesitant to take on the role. However, after playing Huaien, I learned a lot from him.
8. Do you eat snail noodles?
Lele: I love eating snail noodles; I'm a big foodie.
9. How has your mindset changed before and after filming?
Lele: I used to be quite indifferent about relationships, believing that being together or not is a matter of fate. However, after playing Huaien, I realized a valuable trait in him—his view of love is very pure and he believes that if you like someone, you should give your all to pursue and fight for it. This moved me deeply.
10. What type of role would you like to experience next?
Lele: I used to want to play roles that are similar to my own personality, more lively characters. After playing Huaien, I now want to try roles that are quite different from myself so that I can learn new things.
11. What do you like to eat?
Lele: I love many foods, whether they're from Wuhan, Xi'an, as long as it's delicious.
12. Are there any kissing scenes in the drama?
Lele: I can't spoil it, but everyone can look forward to it.
13. Where do you most recommend traveling to?
Lele: Every place is different, whether domestic or overseas. Cities in China like Shanghai, Beijing, Chengdu, and Chongqing each have their unique charm.
14. How does it feel to shoot a kissing scene?
Lele: It feels just like how it would feel when you kiss someone.
15. What food do you recommend in Shanghai?
Lele: Shanghai's pan-fried buns are delicious.
16. Will you collaborate with Kaikai again?
Lele: I certainly hope so, if there's an opportunity.
17. What is your zodiac sign?
Lele: I am a Scorpio.
18. Can you recommend a song?
Lele: Of course, "A Passionate Dream" sung by Wang laoshi and me. Besides that, have you heard of the song "Young And Beautiful"? I really like that one.
19. Do you have any interesting experiences from filming "Blossom"?
Lele: There are quite a few memorable scenes. The most unforgettable for me is the one by the river because it was very special.
20. What did you think of your voice actor?
Lele: I think the voice actor added a lot of value to my performance.
21. Will there be offline events?
Lele: Offline meetings and concerts will depend on future arrangements.
22. Will you change your hair color?
Lele: I want to be a bit spontaneous and dye my hair blonde.
23. Do you usually work out?
Lele: I do work out, but I can be a bit lazy and need someone to keep an eye on me.
24. What type of music do you like?
Lele: Recently, I've been listening a lot to "A Passionate Dream" and "Under the Moonlight," our theme song and ending song sung by Wang laoshi and I, as well as "Endless Calamity" by Li Junliang laoshi. In general, I enjoy listening to songs by Zhou Shen and Faye Wong.
25. Will there be a duo livestream?
Lele: A duo live stream depends on future arrangements. It should happen; I'll consult with our boss.
26. Are you of mixed heritage?
Lele: Yes, I am of mixed heritage, though it's quite distant. My grandfather's previous generation was Russian.
27. Why do you eat a lot but not gain weight?
Lele: Actually, I gain weight easily, and I love eating. I used to be very overweight, weighing up to 110kg in middle school. I later lost weight, going down to around 75kg. My slimmest was during the filming of "Blossom."
28. Can you post a nine-pic grid?
Lele: Sure, I can post a nine-pic grid. I'll leave that to my publicity team.
29. Have you seen the complete version of the drama?
Lele: Yes, I've seen the complete version. It was very embarrassing, especially the first two episodes where I had to dress as a woman for the first time.
30. What hobbies do you have?
Lele: Traveling. Previously, Wang laoshi and I planned trips to Chengdu and Yanji. In Shanghai, I might play tennis, go shopping, or watch good movies.
31. What is your contact name for Wang laoshi?
Lele: His contact name is Kaikai.
32. Which outfit in the drama is your favorite?
Lele: Because most of my outfits are white, my favorite is actually the black one. It appears rarely, but I saw it in the trailer and really liked it.
33. Do you call each other by name in private?
Lele: In private, I just call him Kaikai.
34. What do you recommend playing at Disneyland?
Lele: I highly recommend "Soaring Over the Horizon". It's very fun.
35. Can you swim?
Lele: Yes, I can swim.
36. Do you have any vlogs?
Lele: Vlogs are being arranged and currently being filmed. They include work and daily life ones, and there are also vlogs from shooting before.
37. Where will your next trip be?
Lele: If there's time, Wang laoshi and I might go to Chengdu or Yanji. I also really want to visit Xinjiang or Changsha, Shandong is an option too, as it has great food.
38. What kind of milk tea do you like?
Lele: My top favorite is Cha Yan Yue Se. Second, I think Heytea is quite good. Third, I like Thai milk tea. I also love drinking from Mixue.
39. Did you take anything from the drama as a keepsake?
Lele: Yes, I took Huaien's hairband, but I didn't bring it out; it's at home.
40. Can you drink douzhi (fermented mung bean milk/soup)?
Lele: I don't like it.
41. Do you have any pets?
Lele: Yes, I have a dog, a small poodle. It's a kind fleece poodle, not a wicked one.
42. What's your dog's name?
Lele: My kind fleece poodle is named Xiao Yueyue (the fleece part is hard to translate but it's funny because by "fleece" he's referring to the poodle's fur, so he's speaking of him as a piece of fabric basically)
translated by @ xiaoqiaoo_ on twitter
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⭑ ★ ⭑ 𝐃𝐎𝐍'𝐓 𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐌𝐄 ⭑⭑
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Summary: Everyone's heard of the yakuza boss and his sweet little girlfriend, but what about the female yakuza and her two beloved pets: the Rabid Panther and the Silent Wolf? Inspired by Scarface by LDR. HCs + blurbs on Toji and Grimmjow as your bodyguards. Note: I have suddenly been revived from my writer's block all thanks to Grimmjow! Reader is also ENTJ/ENFJ coded (I can't decide LMFAO just pick whichever one fits you the best). It's also kind of a love triangle except they don't have feelings for each other so IDK what to call this. I also just wanted to show my newest husband some love for his bday! Pairing: Yakuza!f!reader x Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez & Toji Fushiguro/Zen'in Warnings: Mentions of death, weapons, firearms, basically anything that comes with crime boss related fics 💀 also Kenjaku's death is mentioned cus I hate his ass and needed a victim.
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╰┈➤ The Rabid Panther and the Silent Wolf, that was what Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez and Toji Fushiguro were known as, respectively. The two pets to the feared yet beloved beauty, the infamous yakuza boss (L/N), (Y/N). She was one of the Four Great Kings of the Tokyo underworld and the only female of the bunch. Out of all the aforementioned kings, she was perhaps the most benevolent one of the bunch, but that wasn't saying much considering the most vicious and hated king, Ryōmen Sukuna, was all but a tyrant with a kill count that went well into the tens of thousands (at his own hands as well). The only reason she was even considered benevolent was because she didn't kill with her own hands (not unless she was terribly angry with her foe), and because she also smiled the most.
Why would she need to soak her pretty nails in ugly blood when her two pets would do anything for their owner?
As for what gave them their monikers, though...
Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez earned the title of the Rabid Panther because of his violent and garish methods of disposing his opponents.
Grimmjow had a tendency to stain his white clothing and sharp claws in a pretty shade of blood red. There was nothing the blue-haired man loved doing more than sinking his claws into the unlucky foes that happened to incur his wrath or his boss's wrath
He had a pair of special rings made for him (commissioned by you, of course) just so he could get a better grip on his opponents.
The whole reason you hired him as a henchman was just because of how devoted to the fight he was. Though he was reckless in his pursuit of destroying the strongest opponent in his vicinity, you couldn't help but feel drawn to the man.
It was on one snowy January day when you happened upon him. You stood there, clad in a snow-white and red kimono when you witnessed him tear apart 3 of your henchmen, right before your very eyes. Despite the fact that he just killed your own men in a very vicious manner, you didn't cower in fear or order them to kill him; you simply reached out and wiped the blood off of his face.
"B-Boss, don't get too close to him!" The pleads of the other men fell upon deaf ears as you gazed at the wild-eyed man. He was snarling, practically foaming at the mouth, and yet you didn't waver.
"You're a rabid one," was what you first said to him.
"I'll tear your fucking throat out, lady!" he snarled at you, trying to back away from your handsy hands.
You didn't say anything, simply smiling and touching the man's face. "Handsome, too... your shade of blue pairs quite well with red."
Despite his numerous growls and threats of killing you, your hand moved to cup his cheek, move underneath his chin, and tilt it up so he was looking right at you.
"How would you like to be my rabid animal?"
Maybe you could use a man like him--a man not willing to get his paws dirty and lick them clean when he finished the job.
He didn't use guns often; he stuck to weapons that could make a man's blood paint the walls. Hell, with the kill count and voracious appetite this man had, he could make the streets of Kabukicho flow red.
Speaking of Kabukicho--he was one of the only henchmen (you preferred to call him a lieutenant, since the title befit him) to have a small group of his own. He was in charge of handling the areas with the most amount of people in them, since he could be as loud as he wanted without anyone paying him any mind.
Half the time, though, the "army" under him (what he called his Fracción) would just sit back and watch as he pummeled some poor bastard who tried to rip off one of your many businesses.
"I told you, don't fuck with me, and don't fuck with my boss!" Was what he liked to shout before tearing the throat out of his most unlucky victim.
He was made one of your only lieutenants the fastest, since he could so easily dispose of people, and also since he was just the strongest one of the bunch.
To those he was against, he was a vicious panther who didn't know how to stop shedding blood; but to you, he was no more than a cute little cat who purred and meowed in excitement when you pet him.
"Good Grimmjow," was what you cooed whenever he did something right. He came to relish the feeling of your long, perfectly manicured nails carding through his spiky blue hair. He used to detest being babied and doted on in such a manner, but it felt amazing to hear his beloved owner boss praise him for having wiped out an opposing faction's squad that tried to destroy one of your own squads.
The other henchmen of yours tended to look at this display of affection in an odd manner. They had just witnessed him poke the eyes out of someone an hour ago, and now you were petting him like a housecat?
And he was enjoying it?
Don't let this display of affection fool you, though; he would stab the shit out of anyone who talked back to you.
It certainly didn't help anyone who hated you that he was practically obsessed with you, head-over-heels for the woman he affectionately referred to as his master.
You took him off the streets, clothed him, fed him, and brought him to a position higher than he thought was possible for a man like him.
Sure, he was self-assured in his strength, but he was alone, and what good would it do to him if someone were to ambush him?
The longer he stayed by your side, the more devoted he became to you.
He would roll over on his back and purr for you if that's what you so desired.
He owed you his very existence, so god help your foes if he ever heard someone bad-mouthing you.
For instance, do you know that scene in Kill Bill where O-Ren Ishī hopped atop a table and sliced someone's head off in a meeting?
Well, you wouldn't have to do any of that, because with a simple nod of the head, Grimmjow would go over there and viciously slice their throat and make the blood splatter all over everyone else's food.
But the other man, dressed in a dark, form-fitting outfit and standing beside you was just as, if not more, deadly than Grimmjow. Isn't it amazing to have two brutalizers at your beck and call?
Toji Fushiguro earned the title of the Silent Wolf because of his, well, silent methods of execution and warfare. With just a step of the foot and the trigger of a finger, he could put a bullet in anyone's head within a matter of seconds.
His favorite weapon was his M1911A1 modified with an effective silencer that could mask his position anytime, anywhere. He would also do it with a smirk on his face.
Toji Fushiguro joined the ranks of your yakuza faction after he tried to assassinate you on one rainy November night.
He was hired by the ex-leader of one of the 4 great factions, Kenjaku, to assassinate you after a deal gone wrong.
He would've been paid a cool 1.5 billion yen if he managed to kill you and your pet panther successfully--and have a hefty bonus if he could manage it in only 2 shots.
He had his trusty pistol at the ready, and his overinflated ego had him fooled that he was going to become a very rich man.
On his end, he actually was quite close to killing you and claiming that bounty, he'd just underestimated your fighting prowess.
"That's quite the gun you're holding there, Mister," you said when he was about to pull the trigger on your head. His eyes widened a little when he was found out, and in the moment he was caught off guard, Grimmjow quickly whipped around and pinned him up against the wall.
"Shall I tear his throat out for you, boss?" the blue-eyed man asked, his eyes never leaving Toji's pinned self.
Your heels clicked on the floor as you approached him, studying Toji's face for a few seconds, and you spoke to him directly. "I take it you came here to assassinate me?"
The man nodded without saying anything.
"I take it you were also paid to do so," you said, this time not asking him a question.
He, again, nodded.
"I figured as much." You took a second to scan his appearance, noting the worn-out grey pants he wore and the fitted black t-shirt that obviously needed a washing. "Someone like you would need the money... still, I'm surprised you had the balls to come here and try to kill me on your own with one measly gun."
"I have more weapons at my disposal, miss," he snarked, still being strangled by Grimmjow.
"You will speak when prompted to!" the man growled, still keeping his eyes on Toji.
"Please, Grimmy, cut him some slack," you said light-heartedly, putting your hand on his white jacket. "He obviously just needs a warm meal."
"But he tried to take your life-"
"Grimmjow." He took that as a sign to relax his grip around the man's throat a little. "Hand me his gun," you ordered suddenly, to which he happily obliged.
"Here, boss," he gruffed, handing you the pistol with the silencer on it.
You tossed it around in your hands, feeling the weight of the metal. "This is certainly a nice pistol you've got here, Mister, although it is in need of some repairs... maybe it's time you replace it and get a new one."
"I was hoping to do that with the money I'd earn from this mission," he chuckled softly. "I'm not one to save up for nice things."
You emptied the bullets from the magazine and dumped them to the ground, then tossed the gun into a nearby dumpster. "How much did Kenjaku pay you to assassinate me?"
Everyone in the alley looked at you suddenly, a little shocked by how weird your actions were. "How did you know?-"
You cut Grimmjow off and said: "he's the only one who would possibly want me dead, and he's also the only one who'd have others do it for him."
"1.5 billion yen, ma'am," Toji spoke up, unperturbed by the glares everyone was giving him and the vitriol he was facing for trying to assassinate you.
"I see," you hummed, tapping your foot in thought. "Given the fact that you and I have never crossed paths before, I'm willing to bet you were here simply for the money and not because you had some sort of vendetta against me."
"You'd be correct, ma'am-"
"Stop calling me ma'am, I don't wanna feel old."
"Apologies."
You smiled a bit and crossed your arms over your chest. "Anyway, what if I paid you 2 billion yen to kill Kenjaku? You can even bring Grimmy here to help you."
It was his turn, again, to be shocked. "But, Boss, he just tried to kill you!-"
"I'll do it, no questions asked. As long as I can get a new gun, of course."
"Good," you smiled wider, showing off your pearly canines. "Release him and take him with us." Grimmjow did as he was told, releasing his neck but still holding him by the shirt collar. "Now, we're going to treat him for a nice, warm bowl of ramen. Understood, boys and girls?"
Everyone was in agreement, albeit shakily, and they went with you to the nearest ramen shop with your new toy in tow.
"By the way, what was your name? I don't think I caught it back there."
"The name's Toji," he said gruffly. "Toji Fushiguro."
Grimmjow, ever the vigilant henchman, turned to you and asked: "are you really sure you want to go through with this?"
"Has my judgment ever betrayed me?" you retorted, making him go silent again. "He was stealthy enough to sneak behind me and almost kill me, which I should punish you for, by the way. Anyway, I know potential when I see it, and I saw a great deal in him. Almost as much as I saw in you."
As for what role Toji served, he was the wordless yet deadly assassin who could get a headshot just as fast as Grimmjow could tear someone's jugular out (he has a thing for throats, if you couldn't tell).
He and his trusty silencer pistol can do just about anything, and his custom-made sniper rifle made up for what his pistol lacked.
Toji was the silent enforcer, the voice of "reason" if you can consider his methods of killing before talking reasonable.
Truth be told, Toji would've been content in any role, so long as he didn't have to interact with idiots too much and got paid handsomely in return for his work.
Toji ran the stealthy missions, the ones that required the utmost quiet and precision, as well as the ones that had to be done ASAP.
He started calling his little army the "wolf-pack" after hearing the title he was given behind his back.
He actually never saw himself falling in love with his boss, either. He didn't obsess over you like Grimmjow did, nor did he idolize you like the other henchmen; he found himself drawn to your charismatic nature & the eloquence with which you spoke.
For a crime-boss who had such a high body count, you certainly didn't have the air of one. You almost seemed like a friendly woman, but that was because you didn't have to worry yourself with killing those who wronged you.
It was only when someone really pissed you off that he saw you take matters into your own hands.
Honestly? It was kinda hot seeing you execute someone yourself.
"The boss wants her money, so why hasn't your bald ass coughed it up already?" Grimmjow asked angrily, doing the talking for all of you.
"I-I swear, it was here a few days ago, but I was robbed!"
"Did you forget about the security cameras she had installed? What do you take her for--a dumbass who can't run a business correctly?!" the blue-haired man kicked the man in question with the toe of his leather boot, sending him flying & cracking a rib in the process.
"Just... just another week, and I'll have your money-"
"Toji, hand me your gun." The cold chill in your voice made everyone look your way, including Toji, himself.
"As you wish, boss." The silent man simply unbuckled his holster and gave you the pistol with that nonchalant smirk on his face. He'd never seen you hold a gun yourself; it was always him holding the cold metal weight in his hands.
The silence in the room was disturbed by the sound of your stiletto boots clicking on the floor, accompanied by the sound of you handing your fur coat to the closest girl. "Do you know why I'm such a successful boss, Mr. Tanaka?"
Mr. Tanaka merely whimpered where he laid, feeling the cold barrel of the handgun press against his forehead. "N-No, I-"
"It's because I'm such an incredible businesswoman," you replied coolly, pressing the barrel against his forehead harder. "All of my businesses have flourished under the watchful eyes of the people I've so deliberately put in charge. They oversee everything and make sure I turn a profit out of practically the air we breathe in. Do you want to know what happens when they fail to live up to my expectations? Do you want to know what happens to people who fuck with me?"
Before he could even answer, you easily ripped the silencer of the gun off, tossed it aside, and put a bullet in the poor man's cranium.
"This."
Once he was dead for sure, you stood up and tossed the gun back to Toji. "Don't fuck with my money ever again," was what you said, taking your coat back from the girl who stood there in fear & shock. "And that goes for all of you bastards. I could have all of you killed right now in the blink of an eye, and nobody would ever notice that you're gone. All of you are replaceable."
Nobody in this room had ever seen you lose your cool like that and fire the gun yourself, not when you had an expert marksman like Toji and a ferocious wildcat like Grimmjow.
Toji honestly couldn't lie; it was hot as fuck seeing you put a bullet in a man's skull yourself.
"That was an expensive silencer, boss," he said as you all left the room.
"I'll get you a new one."
Yeah, he was in love with a Yakuza... however it happened, he didn't know; but he embraced it. He wasn't one to shy away from his true nature, after all.
It helped that you bestowed the equal amount of care to both of your pets. Neither the wolf nor the panther got more than the other, and they were both treated to the same luxuries as the other.
New coats and wardrobes made of the finest and most durable fabrics, the best weapons money could buy, and the nicest rooms overlooking the garden in your little compound located just outside of the city.
Toji and Grimmjow both had their own apartments in case they needed to stay in the center of town for a mission, but they much preferred to stay by your side; Grimmjow wanted to be as close to you as possible, and Toji just liked the feel of the compound. It was serene, calm, relaxing for a Yakuza's mansion.
They even had their own embroidered kimonos that they wore when they were with you! (how cute).
Honestly, the only issues they had... were with each other.
Always competing for your affections, rivaling to see who could earn the most smiles and praises from their beloved boss.
It was like a love triangle straight out of some romance manga, only instead of a school it was a crime boss's compound that had blood on its walls, and instead of bento boxes there were sharp objects.
"Don't be stupid, she obviously likes the way I stab my opponents!"
"Your methods are too damn messy--you stained one of her fur coats with blood, for fuck's sake It took two weeks to clean the damn thing; she obviously likes my silent-but-deadly approach."
"Where the hell's the fun in that?!"
"Boys, boys, if you don't calm yourselves, I'm going to have to put you in your kennels," your calming voice interjected when you walked in on the two men squabbling. It was honestly so endearing to see a couple of grown criminals fighting over something as silly as whatever they were fighting over, but if they went too far they'd probably break a valuable, so you chose to quell their argument.
"We're so sorry, boss! Right, Fushiguro?!" Grimmjow asked, jabbing the man with his elbow.
"Of course we are. Would you stop elbowing me, Jaegerjaquez?!"
Instead of reprimanding them further, you put your hands on their heads and ruffled their hair. "Grimmjow, your methods provide me with entertainment; and Toji, your methods bring me peace of mind. Now, would you both please bring me some peace of mind and stop squabbling? You're going to break one of my vases."
"Anything you say, boss!" Grimmjow exclaimed, all but swishing his tail about.
They continued to fight after you left, but thankfully they didn't break any valuables.
As demonstrated above, you tried your very best to quell their rivalry, but you also found it entertaining at the same time. To think that people who crushed skulls and tore men open could rival each other for your affections made you laugh, and you welcomed the rivalry (so long as they didn't break anything).
The two men also tended to butt heads over their decision-making processes.
Honestly, you didn't even know why you ever trusted them with your duties when you were out, especially when every "proxy" meeting turned into squabbles every single time.
"What I'm saying is that we need to go in, guns blazing and all!" Grimmjow shouted at Toji. "We need to instill fear in their hearts, make them cower where they stand!"
Your faction was trying to deal with a rogue group of bandits that kept attacking your warehouses that were stationed throughout the Tokyo Metropolitan Area, but how to deal with them was a matter that nobody could solve except for you, not even Grimmjow & Toji with their greatest attempts.
"That'll get us busted, you knucklehead!" Toji retorted. "We need to go the stealthy approach and make sure they're caught off guard."
The two men were now literally butting their foreheads together. "You're always so boring, Fushiguro, will you ever learn to relax and have fun?!"
"I can have fun without blowing the damn mission!"
It was like one of those moments in anime where there was electricity crackling between them, and none of the other top henchmen were willing to butt in on this argument.
"If only the boss was here..." they all groaned in unison.
At the end of the day, though, these two men would do anything to make sure your life and your faction ran smoothly.
They'd do stuff as menial as your dry cleaning if you so asked them to.
Though you tried not to choose favorites among your rankings, it was quite clear that the two were tied for first place. They were the only ones allowed to enter your living quarters, that was how close they were to you.
They were also the only ones allowed to see you naked...
And be naked around you, and touch you, and make love to you until the sun rose over the walls of your estate.
Of course, they always turned it into a competition of who could make you cum the fastest and the most, but it was all in good fun!
God help anyone who dared to speak poorly of their boss around the two of them, for they'd be ripped to shreds twice as fast.
Enjoy your two loving bodyguards!
"But I obviously love her more-"
"Would you shut up, Jaegerjaquez?!"
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FINALLY CURED THIS FUCKING WRITER'S BLOCK 😭 also how come every time I get a new fav they shoot up in the ranks?! I liked Yami for two weeks and now he's #1 & Grimmjow's #3 after only a week?!?! | © ʙʀᴜɴᴇᴛᴛᴇ-ʙɪᴛᴄʜ77 on tumblr - get your own shit bitches | ca. 8/1/2024
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WHO WILL YOU BETRAY?
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SIMONE / SIMON / SAGE JULES [SHE/HER — HE/HIM —THEY/THEM]
S had a dream, so when they could not fulfill it, they did the impossible for it. but don’t you dare ask them how they got there… unless you want to die. remember, the end justifies the means.
age: 25
zodiac sign: gemini [06/18]
mbti: intp.
likes: the stars and space.
dislikes: people, the beach.
comes from: Florida, United States.
if female, Simone has wavy chestnut brown hair, falling to her shoulders. black eyes and a nose piercing.
if male, Simon has short wavy hair above the tip of the ears. black eyes and a nose piercing.
if non-binary, Sage uses their hair on a small bun, but sometimes use in its natural wavy short hair. black eyes and a nose piercing.
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DARCY / DANIEL / DEE STYLES [SHE/HER — HE/HIM —THEY/THEM]
D belonged to one of the biggest bands in the world. after their tragic breakup, D began taking not-so-good decisions along the way, getting a spot in Palm Tree. hope no one realizes who they really are!
age: 30
zodiac sign: pisces [03/07]
mbti: enfj.
likes: music, playing the guitar.
dislikes: screaming fans, stalkers.
comes from: London, England.
if female, Darcy has straight blond hair, just below the shoulders. luminous blue eyes, freckles on the nose. lip piercing.
if male, Daniel has a middle-part hairstyle, short to the tip of the ears. magnetic blue eyes, and freckles on the nose. lip piercing.
if non-binary, Dee has short straight hair above the shoulders. striking blue eyes and freckles on the nose. lip piercing.
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MERLINA / MIGUEL / MAL SANTOS [SHE/HER — HE/HIM —THEY/THEM]
M is someone everyone should be scared of. no one really knows what they have done to end up there, but they do know they shouldn’t mess with them… until the escape plan comes to life.
age: 28
zodiac sign: virgo [09/14]
mbti: intj.
likes: football, cats.
dislikes: people who call football “soccer”.
comes from: Buenos Aires, Argentina.
if female, Merlina has black curly hair, falling through her back to the waist, but she always uses it in a long ponytail. big brown eyes, with long lashes, and round red lips.
if male, Miguel has medium-long curly hair, falling to the shoulders, but he always uses it in a ponytail. big brown eyes, and a charming smile.
if non-binary, Mal has pretty long curly hair, falling a few inches after the shoulders, but they always use it in a pony tail. big brown eyes, round lips, and marked dimples.
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FAWN / FELIX / FALL REEVES [SHE/HER — HE/HIM —THEY/THEM]
F always claims that they are in for something they didn’t commit. but after years of being locked up, no one believes them… and sometimes, F doesn’t even believe they are innocent either.
age: 26
zodiac sign: libra [10/02]
mbti: infp.
likes: puppies, and romance novels.
dislikes: people who claim they are guilty.
comes from: Seattle, United States.
if female, Fawn has wavy ginger hair, falling just below her shoulders. with a freckled face, passionate green eyes, and gentle smile.
if male, Felix has very short military haircut (used to be a curly ginger). with a freckled face, lustful green eyes, and a kind smile.
if non-binary, Fall has a bob haircut accompanied with a blue ribbon. with a freckled face, greedy green eyes, and a tender smile.
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OFFICER RODRIGUEZ [HE/HIM]
Officer Rodriguez loves you. and he can’t hide it even if he thinks he does. he is hopelessly in love and he would do anything… although that might cost him his job.
age: 32
zodiac sign: taurus [05/15]
mbti: enfj.
likes: MC.
dislikes: lies.
comes from: New Mexico, United States.
you don’t know Officer Rodriguez’s name. but he always looks the same. tanned and strong body, enchanting hazel eyes, and an enamored smile.
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