#fellas is it gay to have your friend in your phone as “daddy”
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arcpeacegonow · 3 months ago
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Oh NO
While making a tiktok with the Bakusquad Kaminari: Hey, Siri, call us 'daddy' Siri: Calling "Daddy🩵" Kaminari: Wait nO! Sero, trying not to laugh: You got something to tell us, Kami? ELSEWHERE Monoma: Hang on, my phone's ringing Tokage: Is it your ~secret~ friend you were talking about? Monoma answering the phone: Hey, Denki With The Bakusquad Kaminari: ... Bakugou: YOU'VE BEEN FUCKING THE ENEMY?! WHAT THE FUCK, PIKACHU?! Kirishima: Sounds like he's been getting fucked, actually Monoma, through the phone: ... Denki you better explain yourself Kaminari, bright red: I swear I have an explanation
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sanaexus · 2 months ago
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short n' sweet- the main cast pt.1
━━━━━ introducing ⋆·˚ ༘ *
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Itoshi Rin ⤿future boyfriend ⤿his id: rin ⤿his name on your phone: rinrin (initial)
sir mister great emo edge lord
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Y/N ⤿coolest streamer ever ⤿your id: y/n ⤿your name in his one: y/n💕 (initial)
little miss who ignores everyone and everything
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Isagi yoichi ⤿professional hater ⤿his id [on rin's phone] lukewarm fucker ⤿his id [on your phone] ichi (later on)
sir mister who can't stfu
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Bachira meguru ⤿silly lil fella ⤿his id [on rin's phone] schizophrenic fucker ⤿his id [on your phone] ba(e)chira (later on)
sir mister i have a monster in me
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Nagi seishiro ⤿reo's discord kitten ⤿his id [on rin's phone] lazy mf ⤿his id [on your phone] seieiei (later on)
sir mister i'm too lazy to breathe
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Reo Mikage ⤿nagi's sugar daddy ⤿his id [on rin's phone] rich gay ass ⤿his id [on your phone] reooo (later on)
sir mister i have too much money
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Chigri hyoma ⤿everyone's fav gossip queen ⤿his id [on rin's phone] wannabe princess ⤿his id [on your phone] fav girk!! (later on)
sir mister with an extremely long hair care routine
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Kunigami Rensuke ⤿he doesn't give a fuck ⤿his id [on rin's phone] ed sheeren ⤿his id [on your phone]ichigo (later on)
sir mister i got emo after wildcard
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"oh so are they in love or they not in love?"  -bachira
will rin accept his feelings for you? or will he keep denying it? will you realise that maybe your feelings aren't one sided? only time, situations and his " friends" will tell.
i have a 102 fever only reason i could post this was because i already posted this on wattpad
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wnterfallz · 3 years ago
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rewatching episode 3
this is gonna be just me reacting to the whole episode its probably gonna be a long post and have spoilers
part 1 lets go
- the little drawing pran was doing is so cute
- pat worrying about pran's fingers and of course it has to be his face, sir give me your confidence
- WHY ARE THEY SO CUTEEEE
- caught in 4k mr.pran 📸
- fellas is it gay to go for the wonton your supposed enemy just spat out of his mouth
- sugar daddy pat 🤑
- the inhaler promotion is so funny but well done lmao
- pat you’re so cute
- pran you are so fucking whipped (we must protect this whipped man)
- these guys are fucked up (this is why you dont fight dumbasses [says the bitch that had a fight this week])
- Paa I LOVE YOU SO MUCH YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD
- that can phone… have they use it before? i really wonder
- nanon eyes,, he’s so good
lets go part 2
- lowkey scared me when he grabbed pat like that
- his smirk i cant with him
- bro everyone in the library now must know these two have something like yall are you loud
- pat sir those are heart eyes you giving
- the gay panic is gonna be intense in this part
- pran in his head: “he’s so annoying (affectionately)”
- emotional support <3
part 3
- lucky charm pat to the rescue
- the panic lmao, also not pat calling him out on looking at him
- yall having a date???
- no pran :c pat quick make him smile
- don’t know who chai but thank you for making them hide lmao
- pat that’s quite gay of you lmao also someone save my baby pran he has to deal with pat
- love this scene because it really shows how both of them compliment each other and pat makes all the process fun for pran which is something he probably feels cannot do
- the flower part
- nobody does ads like thai dramas lmao
- when is it my turn to be happy and have a relationship that is that cute
- it was your friends pat
part 4
- tell them they’re assholes pat (side note ohm looks so hot in that scene)
- everyone that theorized that pat had the guitar, i bet yall happy af
- boyfriend to the rescue lmao
- these guys are so childish but hey if it works it works also pat on his gaslight gatekeep girlboss era
- wai shut up yall need the help
- for how long do you think pat waited by his door to see if pran knocks on his door?
- aw he wanted to have dinner together <3
- that guitar looks great i know you took care of it pat
- yall look so in love
- PAT ISTG YOUU ARE NOT GOOD FOR MY HEART AND PRANS
- the day where an episode finishes and that shit is on the sad face i just know i will cry a fucking river
conclusion of this episode
they are in love and i cant wait for the next episode !!
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im-like-if-a-girl · 4 years ago
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*THE* mean-girl-dean-girl's Supernatural reboot MEGAPOST!
I'm gonna stick a little "keeping reading" here because hoooooo boy, this is a very long post.
Let's start with
Plot
Season 1
Dean kills John while they are out on a hunt in a crime of passion, but Dean doesn't remember because he blacked out. Cue Dean going to Stanford to get Sam and tell him "Dad's on a hunting trip... and he hasn't been home in a couple days."
The audience doesn't know what happened to John, but slowly figures it out with Dean and Sam as Dean slowly remembers what happened that night.
The entire first season, the boys are following the trail John left and fighting monsters as well. They find out Dean was with John, Sam realizes Dean has an unreliable memory, they have heart to hearts about their childhood and the fire, they find John's body, "how could you kill Dad?" but maybe Dean didn't kill dad, whooaaaaaa, misdirection.
It was actually good ole yeller eyes (Azazel) and he made it look like Dean killed John.
Okay, now let's move on to the first episode
Not sure how the opening would work, I would like the story of the fire to be revealed over the course of the first season, but maybe the opening scene could be a little bit of an establishing character relationships and backstory, idk, I haven't thought that far yet.
I'm thinking maybe it's like, Dean gets back to a motel room covered in blood and he listens to a voicemail on his phone from John saying he was on a hunt or something, I don't really know lol.
HOWEVER
I do know that after the intro rolls, we get a scene of Sam waking up to his alarm and "Nine to Five" by Dolly Parton starts playing.
Y'all know where this is going.
Cue a montage of Sam's normal Stanford college life (him sitting through lectures, walking through the campus with friends) spliced with scenes of Dean absolutely slaughtering a nest of vampires (or some other monsters, whatever works best.)
But
Now onto
Characters!!! (And descriptions)
Dean Winchester
Some lovely person on this site made edits of Dean with platinum blond hair and it made me feel some kind of way so we're doing that, homie's gonna have platinum blond hair
Side note about the hair, later when the brothers are running from the FBI he dyes it a dirty blond/light brown (insert jackles hair color controversy here) as a disguise.
He also gets tattoos because we were robbed.
Speaking of tattoos, concept: when Dean comes back from Hell, all of his tattoos are gone. His body is a clean slate, devoid of tattoos, scars, etc. So he gets his tattoos done all over again, which he doesn't mind because he made some bad, drunk tattoo decisions in his youth.
(And before you ask, yes, he does get one for Cas, either a bee or Cas's name in enochian, something cute.)
Dean goes to therapy after Sam gets sent to the Cage.
It's actually court mandated because he got in trouble, lol, he would never go to therapy on his own.
Along with the hair, Dean gets to be the grade A twunk we all know he is.
Sam Winchester
His hair gets longer in every scene he's in
No jk, but imagine
King of Microaggressions
Sam starts off like the sweetheart he is in season 1 but in later seasons he starts enjoying killing a little too much...
It's that demon blood, ba-by!!!
He brings up issues of morality to Dean, i.e. killing monsters who aren't hurting anyone. (Yes I know this is contradictory to my previous statement, but these two facets of Sam can and will coexist.)
Sam and Jess's relationship is explored further, meaning we'll need to start with a different inciting incident, but that's fine, I think everyone can agree fridgings are *(thumbs down)*
Sam doesn't truly know what happened the night of the fire until later, and then he understands why Dean is so protective of him.
Jess
She gets to live beyond the first episode
She is also trans
No, I don't feel like I have to explain myself and I won't 💜
She urges Sam to join Dean in a search for their brother, kind of gets pulled into the hunter lifestyle by association lol.
She dies on a rusty nail after fighting vampires on a routine hunt with Sam
No jk!!!
But imagine....
She's amazing and I love her and Lucifer also uses her as leverage against Sam and possesses her because I think that'd be cool.
She supports Sam 100% and also she and Dean are buddies, pals if you will.
She meets Cas Thee El and immediately she Knows, that is a homosexual.
She dies still so that we can have a Saileen Endgame but she's not dying the first episode or in a fridging. Not on my watch.
Castiel
He gets to keep his raw, light-fixture-exploding power.
I want more of that "I pulled you out of hell, I can throw you back in" energy except over dumb shit like Dean not cleaning up after himself.
He looks like a Dilf in every scene he's in, yeah, that's right, dilf with a capital D for *(GUNSHOTS)* *(gets sent to horny jail)*
Claire
She gets pink hair
And more time with Cas
And maybe a nose piercing
Feel like she should be able to kill a couple angels onscreen, punch a couple homophobes
She gets to meet Jack and teaches him swears and fun slang words.
She deserves it.
Jack
I says "that's my baby and I'm proud."
Jack starts off as a baby, but like Amara he grows up super quickly.
Like, baby to 11 year old in a couple days or less.
This is because Jack's emotional age on the show is on par with that of a 5th grader.
It's at this point when he's a young kid that he runs away from the Bunker and shenanigans ensue.
It's also at this point that Dean threatens to k*ll him.
(Still not sure if I want that in my Supernatural (threatened infanticide? In my Supernatural? It's more likely than you think) but we'll see. We'll see.)
Throughout a majority of season 13, Jack is like an 11 y.o. kid
Season 14 he's like a 16 y.o. teenager
Season 15 he's 21, you get the picture.
Listen, I love Alex Calvert a lot. He's great.
But Jack is a child and should be a child.
Kelly Kline
Kelly, baby, stay right where you are, you're perfect.
Eileen
SHE DOESN'T DIE
SHE GETS TO BE IN THE FINALE BECAUSE SHE'S AMAZING AND I LOVE HER.
BLURRY WIFE WHO? I ONLY KNOW SAILEEN ENDGAME!
She teaches Claire and Jack swears in sign-language. Castiel is not impressed.
John
J*hn W*nchester stans, DNI.
He's dead.
We only see him in flashbacks and only sometimes hear his voice in voice overs.
He's not "down the road" from Dean in Heaven, in fact he instead gets to wander around in some Purgatory like Hell for the rest of his time :)
People who get to say "fuck" on the show:
Cas (but only Once)
Jody
Bobby
Now onto other things
I want more of
Ghostfacers
(they need more screentime because I love them)
Dean/Benny
We know they had a thing.
They definitely had a thing.
Demon Dean
Again, I feel like more should've been done with this. All that build up for what, 2 episodes? was not utilized well at all.
Dean's Bisexuality
Straight Dean truthers DNI, my Supernatural is a show about love and being true to yourself
You think Supernatural is a show about 2 straight brothers fighting monsters?
Naw bitch, this is a show about the Gay Experience
He will get to have relations with men on this show.
Of course, only after John dies does he, y'know, display it. Maybe he kisses Cas on his dad's grave just to fuck John over, make him roll in grave.
We all agree John would be/is a homophobe piece of shit, right?
Okay, glad we're on the same page.
Dads
3 men and a baby with Jack is what I'm saying.
I love it when the Trio are father-figures to younger troubled characters they see themselves in, even better if it's like reluctant-but-loving father figure, oh, that trope gets me every time :'^)
Dadstiel and DadDean are my favorites, but I like it when Sam plays "Uncle Sam" to kids too lol.
"Fellas, is it gay to want a tight knit family with your husband, his son, his vessel's daughter, your brother, his wife, your cop mother figure and her wife and their adopted daughters? Asking for a friend."
Garth
Biggest flaw of Supernatural was underutilizing Garth.
I will never not be bitter that Garth was only in like, 7 episodes out of the whole 15 season series.
Every episode with Garth gets immediately 5 times better.
I love Garth.
Follow ups on characters who had entire episodes featured around them and then just... vanished???
This is mostly about Jesse, the magic kid whose imagination ruled an entire town like, his daddy was a demon and nothing came of that kid??? Only one episode about him?? No follow up???
KID CAN MANIPULATE REALITY AND WE'RE NOT GONNA GET A FOLLOW UP ON THAT?????
Uh, there was that one episode with Ennis the guy whose girlfriend was killed by a monster? I think?? Who we never see again, that was weird.
Tamara from season 3, episode 1.
And of course-
Cassie
She was so cool, and then we never saw her again :////
She gets to be a badass.
Religious imagery
As a former Catholic school student who has become for the most part, disillusioned with religion, religious imagery in TV shows like Supernatural make my brain go "brrrrrr."
Fun episodes!!!
Like, after season 6 or so, there's a drop in funny episodes
I'm talking Changing Channels, The French Mistake type stuff. (Scoobynatural is an outlier and should not be counted.)
So anyway
In my version we would have more fun episodes
I'm thinking
GENDER-SWAP EPISODE, BABY!!
(why they didn't do that in the original, we'll never know.)
An episode where Dean gets to wear eyeliner
That's it, end of post.
I want less
Racism
Yeah I feel like this is self explanatory, nearly every reoccurring character in SPN is white, and black side characters normally die in the episode they first appear in, or they'll be featured as a villain (Uriel, Raphael, Billie, etc)
Also there's a lot of... uh... asian fetishism featured in the show (what with "Busty Asian Beauties) that's really gross, also Kevin was a bit of a stereotype...
Also also it's super yucky how they kill the gods from other religions like???? Uh??? That's super disrespectful, let's not do that????
I know Supernatural is like, inherently racist because monsters are a separate race that are seen as some dangerous "other" that must be eradicated by hunters in a form of genocide-
Okay we won't get into that but
Still
Stop killing all your POC
Fridgings/Unecessary murders of female characters
I know Supernatural starts with a fridging, so this will be a hard thing to remedy, but
One death that really pissed me off was the death of Charlie
Yeah, that was pointless and we're not doing that. Charlie gets to live and be an awesome aunt to Jack.
And also Claire
Charlie Bradbury Superiority
Charlie and Garth get to meet because they're nerd/geek solidarity.
British Men of Letters
I fucking hate these guys
They're "litcherally" the worst.
The worst part is that the actors they have playing the British AREN'T. EVEN. BRITISH.
And you can tell
Uh, and that's all for now, I'll add more later.
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rpmemesbyarat · 4 years ago
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RP STARTERS FROM TORI AMOS'S “BOYS FOR PELE” ALBULM (PART ONE OF TWO)
“She’s a beauty queen.”
“My sweet bean bag.”
“Can’t figure what it is.”
“But I lie lie lie again.”
“They say that your demons can’t go there.”
“You would if I would, but you never would.”
“The camera is rolling.”
“It’s easy, like one two three.”
“If there is a way to find you, I will find you.”
“I can’t go, you said so.”
“Threads that are golden don’t break easily.”
“Can’t forget the things you never said.”
“He likes killing you after you’re dead.”
“God knows I know know I’ve thrown away those graces.”
“The Belle of New Orleans tried to show me once how to tango.”
“Now you’ve cut out the flute from the throat of the loon.”
“At least when you cry now, he can’t even hear you.”
“Sometimes you’re nothing but meat.”
“You never looked so sane.”
“You always did prefer the drizzle to the rain.”
“Nothings gonna stop me from floating.”
“He says I run and then I run.”
“Everyday’s my wedding day.”
“Girls that eat pizza and never gain weight.”
“Slag pit, stag shit.”
“Don’t blow those brains yet.”
“We gotta be big.”
“Gonna strike a deal, make him feel like a congressman.”
“Just like my daddy.”
“Everywhere a Judas as far as you can see.”
“She will supply.”
“Give me peace, love, and a hard cock.”
“She thinks she’s Kaiser Wilhelm.”
“She’s a goodtime fella.”
“Too bad the burial was premature.”
“They’re watching my every sound.”
“The weasel squeaks faster than a seven day week.”
“She could outrun the fastest slug.”
“Boys on my left side, boys on my right side, boys in the middle.”
“I need a big loan from the girl zone.”
“Didn’t know our love was so small.”
“Just bring your son.”
“I’m hiding it well.”
“Use that fame.”
“Made my own pretty hate machine.”
“My cells can’t feed.”
“It was a girl back in Bethlehem.”
“She wore Shinseido red.”
“Teach me how to love my brothers who don’t know the law.”
“Do drop in at the Dew Drop Inn.”
“You’ve never seen fire until you’ve seen Pele blow.”
“I’ve never seen light.”
“It’s time to tell the world.”
“No one’s picking up the phone.”
“She’s ready to confess.”
“I never thought that she could feel.”
“Are you gay? Are you blue?”
“Thought we both could use a friend to run to.”
“I thought I wouldn’t have to be with you.”
“ I know that you know.”
“You left my heart soaking wet.”
“Boy, your boots can leave a mess.”
“Thought I knew myself so well.”
“Your apocalypse was fab.”
“Guess it’s clear he’s gone.”
“This little masochist is lifting up her dress.”
“Guess I thought I could never feel the things I feel.”
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nicostolemybones · 5 years ago
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The Battle of Area 51
“This is not a game,” Nico lectured sternly, and Percy snickered. “This is no laughing matter, Jackson! Okay, let’s run through the plan one last time! Ares cabin, Clarisse, you’ll lead the charge, take down the guards, lay down cover fire for the Naruto runners! Poseidon Cabin, Zeus cabin, you guys whip up a storm to help the Ares cabin! Apollo cabin and Hunters of Artemis, you’re the snipers, I want you on high ground firing arrows at them! Aphrodite cabin, charmspeak those guards to let us past and to give us access codes to all the rooms and spill all the secrets! Hecate cabin, use the mist to make decoys! Nemesis cabin, remember, this is vengeance for all the imprisoned aliens and that’s why you’re here! Demeter cabin, slow the guards down with thick vines and poisonous plants! Athena cabin, you’re working on infiltrating and hacking all the computers! Hephaestus cabin, burn down gun stations, jam missiles, Festus can burn down doorways, I want to see you guys working on all the technology we steal and I want you all to figure out all the machines inside and use them for our advantage! Dionysus cabin, get them drunk, make them temporarily mad, weaken their defences! Iris cabin, use your abilities to disorientate and distract the guards! Hypnos cabin- CLOVIS WAKE UP- send the guards to sleep when you can! Hermes cabin, you’re stealing and sneaking in whilst the guards are distracted! Hades cabin- well Hazel- summon obstacles and summon weapons, shadow travel aliens to safety. The rest of you, just fuck shit up with your abilities! Romans; same rules apply, and follow the orders of your Praetors, do not go against orders unless necessary!”
“LET’S CLAP SOME ALIEN CHEEKS!” Connor yelled. Nico glared at him, whilst the younger campers plus Percy erupted into giggles.
“There will be no clapping alien cheeks,” Nico sighed in exasperation, “no alien cheeks will be clapped by anybody, by Olympus what the Hades is wrong with straight people?”
“Wait you’re gay?!”
“Yes but that’s not the point, just- go blend in with the mortals! Solace- you’re with me, we’ll go in with the Naruto runners and you need to make sure we don’t infect the aliens and they don’t infect us, and treat the wounded.” Percy wolf-whistled, so Nico summoned a skeleton to smack him round the back of the head. The group of demigods dispersed amongst the mortal army- which wasn’t much, but between the Kyles, weeaboos, tumblr trash, and Naruto runners, there was a fair few, and some cosplayers, DnD players, and medieval recreation nerds seemed to have a fair amount of weapons and armour- even if most of it was plastic light sabers, Klingon Bat’leths, and various other fantasy weapons.
Everything was quiet for a while, and the battle was more a staring down contest between the guards and the civilian raiders. Phones were beginning to live stream, and that’s when the Stoll brothers yelled the immortal battle cry “DO IT FOR THE VINE!!!” and the mortal crowd roared and cheered, repeating the battle cry.
“PEANUT BUTTER!!!” Tyson yelled as the crowd surged forwards. Nico screamed, Naruto running as fast as he could towards the guards, summoning skeleton armies of Naruto runners to back them up, but as soon as the guards opened fire, many Naruto runners gave up and turned away running back, or decided it best to run “normally”. One dedicated man had turned his electric wheelchair into some kind of turbo charged mini tank shaped like a Dalek. Fortnite dancers fortnite danced as they charged, Harry Potter fans desperately yelled out Unforgiveable Curses. Stargate fans dressed as Jaffa and Goa’uld warriors charged with staff weapons and pellet guns, some wearing “Free Thor” t-shirts- but not Marvel’s Thor or the Norse God thor- but rather the tiny alien guy Nico recognised from when Will made him watch Stargate. The Stargate Atlantis fans came dressed as Wraith instead. Marvel fans were clad in full superhero gear, although some fights had broken out between them and the DC fans. Star Wars fans dressed in Jedi robes. Clad in armour, the demigods didn’t look out of place. Nico was pleased to see the Egyptian magicians being lead by Sadie and Carter Kane, Magnus Chase and Samirah al-Abbass leading the Valkyries, Alex Fierro next to Frank Zhang shapeshifting into whatever they could. Alex stopped occasionally so she could spray mace into the eyes of Terfs.
Nico shadow travelled at the last minute, grabbing hold of Will and pulling him through the shadows. Will didn’t slow down when they emerged, and the image of Will Naruto running headfirst into a wall was going to be a source of laughter in Nico’s mind for many years to come. Thankfully, he didn’t do a Jason and knock himself out. “Ah fuck, I can’t believe you’ve done this!” Will gasped, and Nico raised his eyebrow. In the distance, they heard Grover cause a Panic- although it didn’t affect the guards about to shoot Will in the face, so Will let out a shrill whistle and Naruto ran for it.
“Dork,” Nico jibed, pulling Will into the shadows again. Nico meant for them to land inside an aircraft hangar- but it soon became clear that they were inside some kind of alien spaceship.
“Holy Hera,” Will gasped, “Nico THIS SHIP HAS A STARGATE! NICO LOOK THAT IS A STARGATE, IMMA DIAL ABYDOS-”
“Focus, Solace,” Nico warned, “we can do that once we get this back to camp. I wasn’t allowed to drive the sun chariot so I’ll drive this time.”
“I get the feeling I’m gonna die if I let you drive,” Will replied, and Nico huffed.
“That’s if I don’t kill your stupid face first,” he retorted proudly, and Will snickered, looking around the ship.
“OH MY GODS NICO THERE’S A LIGHT SABER HERE!”
“DIBS THE RED ONE,” Nico yelled, rushing over and grabbing one, almost decapitating Will in his excitement.
“We should summon up a certain ghost,” Will grinned.
“Are you suggesting we prank call Castellan?”
“Nico, dude. You have to, for humanity. Do it for our children.”
Several runs to McDonald’s later and Luke Castellan’s ghost was confronted by Nico in pitch black armour and a light saber to speak the immortal words: “Luke, I am your father.” Luke’s ghost laughed. The gods applauded from Olympus. Will was unable to get up off the floor through his raucous laughter.
After several minutes of exploring the craft, the two demigods were armed with phasers and now possessed the infinity gauntlet- although they both agreed not to let Percy near it in case he dabbed rather than Thanos snapped at monsters. Nico shadow travelled a fair amount of the loot back to camp, where Chiron stood facepalming and shaking his head. This is when Nico learned that the Party Ponies had joined the raid and found out that Monster Donut were sponsoring Area 51. Nico returned to find Will making a flower crown for a baby alien he’d found hidden in the glove compartment. “Is that what I think it is,” Nico questioned, and Will smiled.
“An alien? Well yeah.”
“No, I meant a baby. Are you seriously holding a baby?”
“Yeah, a cute little alien baby, I made them a flower crown and put a bow in their hair! Well I hope it’s a baby otherwise I just told a whole-ass adult I’m their daddy now.” Nico choked- Will didn’t appear to realise the innuendo his words would have turned into if the alien was an adult. Will appeared to have adopted an alien child and that somehow melted Nico completely. Stupid son of Apollo being a perfect dad to an abandoned alien baby found in the glove compartment of a space ship.
“You can’t just raise a child, Will, the parents won’t pay child support and you’re like- fifteen and you look- you look twelve, okay, you look like a foetus!”
“Nico I’m only two months older than you,” Will laughed, “I’m still fourteen like you are, idiot. Although technically you’re ninety, you can be the grandpa.”
“I’m not going to be your daddy, Solace,” Nico replied, forgetting how it may have sounded like an innuendo, and Will choked and spluttered.
“That word is officially banned,” Will squeaked, and Nico quickly nodded in agreement. Thankfully before it could get any more awkward, the alien child started to cry. “Oh my gods Nico what do I do with it?”
“Does it have an off switch or batteries you can take out like the babies they give you in school?”
“Um- I can’t see any off switch, Nico, what do I do?!”
“You’re the doctor! Sing to it! Just don’t do a Hera and yeet it off a mountain or out of a window, I don’t need you Percying this into a worse situation than it already is!”
“Oh my gods I’m a single parent before I’ve had the talk,” Will whined, trying to hum a lullaby to the alien baby, which screeched, turned into a bug, and ran. Will shrieked and Nico accidentally summoned a pile of alien skulls. “Hey! My singing isn’t that bad,” Will protested, and the alien bug screeched again and shot some kind of web at Will’s face. Will squealed, trying clumsily to wipe the webbing off his face. Once Nico stopped laughing, he helped to pull the webbing out of Will’s hair, although once he managed to detangle the last of the webbing, he found himself enthralled by the soft bouncy texture of Will’s hair. It was curly like Nico’s, but dryer to the touch, probably a testament to the hours of sunbathing Nico figured Will had to do in order to stay tanned all year round. He didn’t realise he was obsessively caressing his best friend’s hair until he felt Will’s hand on his shoulder. Nico gasped, snapping his hand back and muttering an apology, but Will merely smiled and gods that smile melted Nico. “Fellas, is it gay to kiss your homie at Area 51,” Will asked to nobody in particular, and Nico found himself turning puce as Will leaned in, placing a gentle but certainly not platonic kiss on Nico’s lips. Nico’s brain seemed to short circuit, skeletal butterflies resurrecting down his spine and in his stomach.
When Nico’s brain finally managed a coherent thought, all he could manage to say was “that’s gay.”
Will snorted, resting his head on Nico’s shoulder as he laughed silently. “You’re gay,” he finally replied through giggles.
“Well you kissed me, you’re gay,” Nico retorted with a huff.
“Yeah, but is it gay if it’s your homie and you’re in Area 51,” Will asked with an impish grin, lifting his head and giving Nico a mishievous grin.
“We are gay, you dumbass,” Nico replied, lightly shoving Will’s shoulder.
“I guess we are,” Will replied with feigned thoughtfulness lacing his voice, “maybe we should make out just to be sure.”
“Don’t push your luck, Solace,” Nico said sternly, and Will pouted comically. Nico stood on his toes and leaned up, but he was too short to reach, so Will leaned down and Nico was finally able to place a rough kiss on Will’s lips.
And of course, that just had to be the exact moment to hear a chorus of “two bros, chillin’ in a space ship, five feet apart ‘cause they’re not gay!” They broke apart immediately, startled by the presence of an Iris message showing Percy, Jason, Leo and Piper all grinning stupidly at them and Annabeth rolling her eyes.
“I’ll kill you all if you dare tell anyone,” Nico warned, raising skeletons to chase after them- although the skeletons were certainly not human. Leo and Percy screamed and ran, whilst Piper and Will laughed loudly. Jason merely raised his eyebrow, and Nico shrugged in response.
“So, that’s your type, huh,” Percy grinned, “I never thought we’d share a type!”
“What,” Nico snapped.
“Bossy blondes,” Percy replied, and Jason and Annabeth glared daggers.
“I agree,” Piper chimed in, “bossy blondes are worth the trouble.” This time, Jason and Annabeth both blushed.
Nico shrugged, looking back to Will, who seemed to be pre-occupied with the Stargate behind them. “Well, this one’s my bossy blond,” Nico replied fondly.
“Troublemakers are my type,” Annabeth replied, and Percy and Piper bowed proudly, “and Jason’s.”
“My type is pouty emo kids with long hair and sexy accents,” Will replied, and Nico blushed darkly.
“Your type is troublemakers,” Piper replied, “the ideal OTP formula is bossy blonde and troublemaking brunette, you can’t change my mind.”
“Whatever,” Nico protested. The Iris message cut off when a fight broke out between a Star Wars stan and a Trekkie.
“So,” Will began immediately, “can we be boyfriends now?”
“Only if you keep PDA to a minimum,” Nico replied, and Will beamed, glowing a warm amber light. Before they could do much more, however, a loud explosion ripped their attention away from each other. They both ran out to find the source of the explosion, and that is where they found Clarisse refereeing a battle between Shaggy and Thanos. The Stolls were running a betting ring, and Nico was sure they were all gonna die. But hey, it was a room full of Millennials and Gen Z, so nobody seemed particularly bothered by the danger of the situation, because this footage would certainly be legendary. Thanos snapped, and Shaggy disintegrated, only to reform using 1% of his power and steal the gauntlet. Shaggy dabbed, and Thanos was no more. Clarisse blew her whistle and the fight was over- the most epic showdown in human history and it had only taken seconds. Within minutes, lightening struck, and that was the moment Percy groaned loudly in realisation that the gods had been responsible for Area 51 all along.
“FUCK YOU, ZEUS,” Percy yelled, and the lightening would have struck him if it wasn’t for Shaggy eating the lightening bolt and letting out a loud burp.
“Do you have any wisdom, O mighty one,” Kayla asked, bowing at Shaggy’s feet.
“Sometimes you just gotta eat the enemy, man,” Shaggy replied, and the demigods let out a collective awed ‘ooohhh’. It was that moment that Shaggy burped out a heart-shaped arrow, and Nico realised that Shaggy had vored Cupid. Nico felt a smug grin break through his usually stoic expression, and Jason cheered loudly from the sidelines.
“Anyway, Shaggy said gay rights,” Will grinned.
“Actually, young man,” Shaggy said, gently resting his hand on Will’s shoulder, “I say gay and trans rights. And on that note, I think I might assassinate the president! Until next time, guys, gals, and non-binary pals!” And with that, and a wink to Alex Fierro, Shaggy dissipated into the wind, enraging the bigots and empowering the queer kids.
The raid continued into the night, the Stolls helping to take technology back to camp and Clarisse leading the charge against the military. It was only when Nico and Will made their way to the middle of the camp, all of the aliens freed and all technology liberated, that the end of the raid was in sight. Nico opened the final door, the entire raid party behind them, to find Rick Astley tied to a chair, singing Never Gonna Give You Up. It was then that they realised: they had been Rickrolled by the government.
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All my favourite fics ♥
 A crow will not pull out the eye of another crow
Author:  taetaeggukie
Chapters: 1/1
“If you killed me you’d let go of the only chance you’ve ever had to find your soulmate.” That smirk was annoying Jeongguk to no end, he was close to pulling the trigger, but the man deserved something worse than a bullet to his head.
“By now you’re only spitting out lies in hopes to be able to save yourself.” Jeongguk was the one smirking now. “You know nothing.”
“You’d let Kim Taehyung just slip through your fingers like that?”
#soulmates #pirates #bit angst #kidnapping #enemies to lovers #bottom kook #pirate tae #crew bangtan #13k #ao3
As You Are
Author: taekover
Chapters: 1/1
Jeon Jungkook, the youngest private investigator in Seoul at 23 years old, with over a hundred solved cases under his belt, does not do favours.
Well. That’s what he says.
#fluff #funny #private investigator #5k #ao3
Bubblegum Bitch
Author:  snowmoney
Chapters: 3/3
SOOOOOOO GOOOOOD!!! Taehyung works for a fashion magazine and orders someone from the Muscle Pig Services to get him a coffee. One thing leads to another and they start (fake) dating.
#fake relationship #tae in heels #model tae #falling in love #misunderstandings #bottom tae #dislike to love #33k #ao3
Cage Match
Author: golden(SlimeQueen)
Chapters: 1/1
Taehyung knows he likes the rush of adrenaline that comes from fighting. He likes his knuckles split and stinging, heart pounding in his ribcage, the rush of blood in his ears. Jungkook is new to it all but all he knows is that he likes Taehyung.
#fight club au #hate to love #bottom kook #pining jk #choking #kinky smut #violence #20k #ao3
Camerman, Swing The Focus
Author: augustdarling
Chapters: 1/1
“I thought you were into landscapes recently. Why does it have to be me? More importantly, why does it have to be me naked?”
“Because artists want to capture beautiful things, baby,” Taehyung murmured, leaning down to nibble on his ear. “And you’re the most beautiful thing I know.”
Or:
Taehyung combines his two hobbies: photography and Jungkook. The results are even better than expected.
#basically pwp #bottom kook #dom tae #canon #exhibitionism #humiliation #2k #ao3
Catch Me Faling (and we will find love)
Author:  Malingshu
Chapters: 2/2
Jungkook was trying to find a roof to sleep under when he met Taehyung.
#Jungkook has another boyfriend in the beginning #falling in love #Tae is a nice person #top!Tae #13k #ao3
Comeback Kids
Author: rix
Chapters: 1/1
Taehyung is infuriating and Jungkook’s always been easy to rile up. Which isn’t the best combination, but also isn’t the worst, either.
(or: Taekook as hockey fuckboy rivals)
#icehockey players kook and tae #rivals #enemies to lovers #bottom kook #fluff and smut #34k  ao3
dark blue (this night’s a perfect shade of)
Author: memetaehyung (21cg)
Chapters: 2/2
jungkook has never seen the world and taehyung is determined to show him it
#blind jk #fluff #bit smut #bit angst #bottom kook #8k #ao3
Don't Let Your Love Go To Waste
Author:  krscnl
Chapters: 2/2
This au is so perfect. The boys meet on omegle, share some secrets, but then they meet in reallife. Their lives go on, Taehyung getting famous, some shit going down, you know, the usual <3
#college au #actor tae #writer kook #life through the years #at one point established taekook #41k #ao3
Eclipse
Author:  Bangtanbananas
Chapters: 17/17
After the tragic death of his parents, Jeon Jeongguk hated werewolves.
The last thing he ever expected was to fall in love with one.
#werewolf tae #werewolf hunter jk #slow burn #bottom kook #fluff #mating #big fight in the end #ot7 #91k #ao3
fellas is it gay to want ur hot roommate to dick u down?
Author:  hunnydews
Chapters: 2/2
Jeongguk comes to the realization that he’s def not as straight as he thought and he starts to explore that realization with himself and with his hot dormmate/best bro, Taehyung.
#college #coming out #excessive use of the word bro #friends to lovers #bottom kook #cuties #19k #ao3
got a kiss (with your name on it)
Author:  marienadine
Chapters: 1/1
“I just—I just thought, like. Maybe I wouldn’t be so horrible if someone more experienced than me taught me what to do.”
#inexperienced kookie #college #roommates #bros #friends to lovers #first kiss #practicing #bottom kook #11k #ao3
He Tells Me, “Stay If You Can” 
Author: vestals
Chapters: 1/1
It takes Jungkook three years to realise two things: 1. He certainly is not straight 2. He is very much in love with Kim Taehyung
#friends to lovers #canon/non au #coming of age #bottom kook #experimenting #8k #ao3
I’d flex, but I like this shirt
Author:  RNA
Chapters: 2/2
Gym au because I'm basic.
Jeongguk is a rigorous trainer at a pretentious gym. Taehyung is a lazy, moderately successful painter with a Burger King addiction who decides he should probably hire Jeongguk to, you know, help him get fit or whatever. Jimin is a delivery guy.
#top! kookles #trainer Jk #artist Tae #kinda crack #but cute #25k #ao3
i forget to breathe (when i'm with you)
Author:  locks
Chapters: 14/14
“Do we have a deal, angel,” Taehyung repeats, and Jeongguk can hear that he’s losing his patience, hands resting on his hips.
Jeongguk lifts his head, snapping the lid closed. “Pleasure doing business with you, daddy,” he nods, sending a grin up to Taehyung who just narrows his eyes at him.
“You’re lucky I like you,” Taehyung mutters, sounding mildly threatening as he steps over to him and tilts Jeongguk’s chin up, leaning down to press a kiss against his lips.
#non sexual daddy kink #sugar daddy tae #tattooed kook #aged-up #tae in heels #soft nicknames #praise kink #fluff and smut #bottom tae #sub top jungkook #fashionista tae #realistic description of a relationship #111k #ao3
Just Two Dudes Being Bros 
Author: micmicbunjin
Chapters: 1/1
“So you two aren’t dating?”
“Nah, man, we’re just best bros. I mean like, if I was gay, and that’s a very big if, then I would be on my knees right now sucking his dick. But I am very straight, so Jeon’s dick is nowhere near my mouth.”
Jeongguk nods convicingly. “I like pussy.”
Namjoon puts his face in his hands and screams.
#gay panic #bros to lovers #denial #college #bottom kook #excessive use of the word bro #7k #ao3
Love and Other Potions
Author:  JKDoYouLoveMe
Chapters: 1/1
#hogwarts au #bottom Kookie #enemies to lovers #working together #panic attack, kinda # it’s cute #potion making gone wrong (also gone sexual) #14k #ao3
Love Scarred 
Author: gjungkook
Chapters: 2/2
“You are unbelievable,” scoffed Jeongguk while shaking his head. “I’ve never met anyone who pisses me off as much as you do.”
Taehyung had licked his lips before he smirked, with his hand still around Jeongguk’s wrist, he stepped forward closing the distance between them. “Let me tell you why, it’s simple really…”
“You feel threatened. You know I’m better than you.”
(Jeongguk wants to win against Taehyung at everything. Win their matches in quidditch, win their spontaneous sparring sessions, win his heart— But one day, Jeongguk takes it a little too far with a single curse.)
#enemies to lovers #hogwarts au #angsty #gryffindor jk #slytherin tae #secret fuckbuddies relationship #bottom kook #denial #26k #ao3
make this feel like home 
Author: aeterisks
Chapters: 1/1
Taehyung has spent his whole life looking for excitement, but instead, he ends up finding Jeongguk; somehow, that seems to be even better.
#motorcyclist jk #fluff and smut #bottom tae #44k #ao3
Man in the Mirror
Author:  Gee_Gee
Chapters: 1/1
Moving cities was hard; moving cities and not knowing anyone is even harder. Jeongguk up and moves his whole life to Seoul to follow his dream job, in a little apartment with the most beautiful antique mirror.
What was he supposed to do when the gorgeous blue haired man in his mirror keeps calling him pretty, if not fall head over heels for him?
#Mirror Magic #phone sex #dom!Tae #Top!Tae #Praise Kink #innocent JK
Mileage May Vary
Author:  rix
Chapters: 8/8
Jeongguk is a stripper with a penchant for trouble. Taehyung is curious.
#stripper kook #age difference #bottom kook #smut #falling in love #80k #ao3
Mischief Managed
Author:  Vanteblack
Chapters: 19/19
Basically a Hate to Love Uni AU but at Hogwarts because I’m a slut for Harry Potter lmao. Also you start at Hogwarts at age 15 instead of 11 so everyone in the story is over age.
#hogwarts au #secret relationship #hate to love #slytherin kook #hufflepuff tae #rated #fluff and smut #20k #ao3
My Daughters Teacher
Author: Staerrykookah
Chapters: 51/51
Jungkook is the single father of a 5 year old named Asami. Taehyung is her kindergarten teacher who thinks the little girl is cute but her dad is cuter.
#kindergarten teacher tae #father jungkook #top kook #falling in love #aged up #5 year old daughter #cute #wattpad
my guy pretty like a girl (and he got fight stories to tell)
Author:  hunnydews
Chapters: 9/9
It’s sooo cute and also realistic. Jungkook is wearing ‘girly’ things, but that doesn’t mean that he isn’t a strong person. He is smart and talented and fits perfectly with Taehyung, who just wants him to see what love is supposed to be like.
#bamf jk #crossdressing kook #tattooed tae #tae’s in a band #past abusive relationship #mostly bottom kookie #fluff and smut #healthy relationship #artist jk #falling in love #69k #ao3
New (Newer) Rules
Author: jvante
Chapters: 6/6
Step #1: Don’t get involved with the guy your girlfriend cheats with.
Failed step 1.
#bottom sub kook #sub/dom #kinda pwp #humiliation #lingerie #cock stepping #hate to fuckbuddies to lovers #hurt jungkook #108k #ao3
Of cigarette smoke and alcohol
Author: fluffy-lychee
Chapters: 1/1
Taehyung likes to dye his hair.
Jungkook struggles with the opinion of Taehyungs mother about their relationship.
#no real fluff #nor real smut #but always close enough #2k #aff
oh, you’re gonna take me home tonight
Author:  amirantina
Chapters: 1/1
Jungkook doesn't know what good sex is and he's very disappointed in his first time, and Taehyung takes on the job to show him a few things.
#roommates #bottom!Jungoo #Virgin!Kooks #Jungkook has another boyfriend first #but the dude is bad at doing the do #praise kink 
Our Omega Leadernim!
Author:  .MIJIN.
Chapters: 30/?
Summary:
(BL - Omegaverse) Choi Jinsoo, the fearsome gang leader, is actually an omega in disguise! For 3 years, he faked his identity as an alpha for reputation. When a particular alpha catches his attention, will he succumb to his instinct?
It’s a webtoon, but I still wanted to recommend it, because it’s sooo amazing. It’s also not ‘really’ Tae and Kooks, but they look like them. You should just check it out for yourself, it’s really is good!!
pick me up, buttercup
Author: vppa
Chapters: 2/2
AU where your soulmate’s first words to you will be tattooed on your wrist when you meet.
Which freakin sucks, because Jungkook’s forearm will now forever read “Hey baby, if you were a booger, I’d pick you first.”
What the fuck, universe.
#fluff #soulmates #crack au #9k #ao3
pulling shapes just for your eyes
Author:  aeterisks
Chapters: 13/13
Summary:
The number one rule when you’re a producer on a show like Miss Right, Taehyung thinks, should be do not fall for the bachelor.
It’s such a shame Taehyung has never been good at following rules.
#reality show #producer tae #bachelor kook #secret relationship #switch tae and kook #hot #110k #ao3
Read All About It
Author: jvante
Chapters: 1/1
A star football player and an aspiring journalist fall in love, and make headlines everywhere.
#college au #life through the years #football star tae #writer jungkookie #established relationship #bit angst in between #happy end #bottom kook #realistic description of a relationship #40k #ao3
Realms Between Us
Author: JKDoYouLoveMe
Chapters: 8/8
Jeongguk doesn’t know how spirit magic or Ouija boards work. He assumes it takes something a lot more complicated than a drunk man asking for a sex demon to show up for it to actually happen. Something like cutting your hand and letting your blood drip onto the petals of a rare flower. Or saying something religious into a mirror while doing the Macarena.
#demon!Tae #virginKooks #bottom!Kooks #switching at one point #Tae teaching Kookie some sexy things #innocnent Kookie #Dirty Talk
Resonance
Author:  rix
Chapters: 1/1
Jungkook wonders if the fact that soul-focused battle techniques make people horny as hell is just something the professors politely ignore. Or maybe he's just weird.
#Tae is a weapon? #friends to lovers #because we love it #jk is insecure #gay panic #soul eater au #30k #ao3
Rumor Has It 
Author: buttstrife
Chapter: 1/1
Contrary to popular belief and multiple eyewitnesses, Taehyung did not make out with Jungkook in the pool. And no, they absolutely did not fuck in the shower rooms. Seriously.
#college #baseball player kook #swimmer tae #sut #enemies to friends to lovers #exhibitionism #manhandling #8k #ao3
say you’ll stay
Author: ChocolateKookie
Chapters: 45/45
Jungkook and Taehyung meet at the beach and they spend the summer holidays falling for each other, but they both know that their romance has an expiry date.
At the end of August, Jungkook is supposed to have gone back home, halfway across the country, so Taehyung expects to go back to school and continue pretending to be straight, as if nothing’s changed; playing up to his role as the jerk who’s never had a serious relationship. He doesn’t know what to do when Jungkook turns up at his school and expects them to pick up from where they left off.
or: the BTS Grease AU that no one asked for! in which Jungkook is Sandy and Taehyung is Danny and they just want to be able to be together but Taehyung is still in the closet which makes things complicated.
#grease au #sandy jk #danny tae #secret relationship #bit homophobia #tae’s deep in the closet #cute cute cute #300k #ao3
Sing me to sleep (I can’t fall without you) 
Author: HesterAntonialDracolas
Chapters: 1/1
They call him demon child and think him a monster. He must be, they say, to have survived down there.
Jungkook thinks it’s because the demon actually likes him.
And maybe if you asked him, just maybe, he would admit that he likes him too
#demon tae? #jk is afraid of tae first #falling in love #sweet #8k #ao3
Snowflakes 
Author: IRNIEL
Chapters: 5/5
Taehyung falls in love for the first time, right when the first Snowflake kisses the ground. As, a Single father, Drown in responsibilities & pressure, he finds his strength in a pair of Doe eyes, exactly a week before Christmas Eve. In a pair of Doe eyes, belonging to a simple country boy - named Jungkook.
#aged up tae #aged down jk #age difference #jimin is taes kid #he’s the cutest #bottom kook #orphan kookie #christmas #fluff #angsty #happy ending #slow burn #27k #ao3
So, pancakes?
Author:  Captainotp
Chapters: 2/2
„He thought I was a top.“ Jungkook all but whined, hiding his head in Taehyung’s chest. „Well what else is new?“
Jungkook struggles to, like, get it, because everyone thinks he’s a top, and his roomate Taehyung is more than willing to help. That’s it that’s the story.
#friends to lovers #bottom kook #roommates # fluff and smut #soft kook #4k #ao3
Spy On Me
Author:  C_Stress
Chapters: 1/1
Jungkooks dad gets killed by a mercenary and he swears to get revenge. What he didn’t plan though, was falling in love with said murderer.
Or
When you find out you not only moved in, but fell also in love with your mortal enemy.
#mercenary tae #hitmen au #fluff and smut #flatmates #bottom kook #cute kookie #violence #friends to enemies to lovers #17k #ao3
Sugar and Spice 
Author: kkozumes
Chapters: 1/1
Jeongguk can’t deny that he’s attracted to Taehyung. No, he realised he was attracted to him as soon as his car pulled up by the side of the road. Jeongguk appreciated a handsome face and Kim Taehyung was beautiful to him. What he didn’t expect however was for the beautiful man with the expensive car to take him back to an equally as expensive apartment away from home, give him new clothes, allow him to stay and then ask if Jeongguk wanted a sugar daddy.
#sugar daddy taehyung #daddy kink #fluff and smut #poor jk #sub kook #bottom kook #23k #ao3
Sugar...Daddy?
Author: whatspoppin-yoongi.tumblr
Chapters: 80/80
Jokingly but also totally not jokingly putting an ad out to find a sugar daddy seemed simple enough. He never expected people to respond though…
Being rich was all he knew, and so help him god, he wasn’t going to turn out like all the selfish people that surrounded him.
#social media #pictures #texting# sugar daddy jungkook #side yoomin #tumblr
Suit & Tie 
Author: Wontonz
Chapters: 11/11
Taehyung and Jeongguk really shouldn’t have been partnered together.
#CEO jungkook #CEO taehyung #bottom kook #both are the best in their job #rivals to lovers #25k #ao3
Suspenders, Daddy Issues & Miracles of Halloween
Author:  chimscharli
Chapters: 1/1
It’s nearly Halloween when Jungkook can’t stop stealing glances at Taehyung during practice, and wonders when exactly everything went so wrong. It’s nearly Halloween when Jungkook is in a coma, and doesn’t want to see Taehyung when he wakes. It’s nearly Halloween when Taehyung walks in on Jungkook moaning his name.
It’s nearly Halloween, and maybe it’s time Jungkook stopped being so afraid. Maybe it’s time a miracle happened.
#real daddy issues #and daddy kink #smut #sub jungkook #lots of kissing #happy ending #hate to love #violence #angst #both are football players #17k #ao3
take an inch (I’ll give you a mile)
Author:  thestarsabove
Chapters: 1/1
In which Taehyung has to put his post-graduate identity crisis on hold because he keeps getting distracted by the hot, sweaty guy installing a pool in his parents’ backyard.
Or: a fluffy, horny summer starring Taehyung and Jeongguk.
#summer love #making out #the struggle of moving away for college #taekook are in love #44k #ao3
tats'n'thots
Author: Deaths_Impala
Chapters: 2/2
“Jeon Jeongguk, hear me out.” Taehyung says with a grin. “I feel inspired, and I want to work with you, so how about this: let me tattoo you in any way I want, free of charge – with your input of course.”
#tattoo artist tae #tattooed jungkook #aged up #life through years #smut #bottom kook #cute af #12k #ao3
tenacious d in the dick of destiny
Author: jhopeg
Chapters: 1/1
In the midst of struggling with debts and empty plastic packets of instant ramyeon, Taehyung and Jeongguk joined forces to put the phrase “sex sells” to good use.
#social media #use of pictures #college au #bottom tae #pornblogger #41k #ao3
The Blood Donor
Author:  IncubusRose
Chapters: 22/22
A series of kidnappings and killings has led the world to the astonishing discovery that vampires have been living alongside humans for centuries.
Soon Jungkook finds himself the victim of a kidnapping.
Now he’s been roped into helping a sick, red-haired vampire against his will. But the more he explores and discovers in this new world, the faster and harder he falls into Wonderland.
#vampire tae #human kook #kidnapping #no stockholm syndrome though #bottom kook #fluff #violence #ot7 #hate to love #97k #ao3
The Give and the Take
Author:  JKDoYouLoveMe
Chapters: 7/7
Young and inexperienced college student Jeongguk thinks he is a dom. His older and considerably more experienced roommate Taehyung is quite determined to show him that he is, in fact, not a dom. Drama ensues.
So funny and amazing. It’s so realistic. I really really highly recommend this one!!
#sub kook #dom tae #college #roommates #friends to lovers #more like friends to fuckbuddies to lovers #degradation #humiliation #jk is a brat #subspace #tried rape at one point from another character #57k #ao3
The musical
Author:  RedRelle6
Chapters: 11/11
“Can you sing?” Taehyung asked. “Um, I’m okay I guess. I don’t sing very often though.” “I’ve got a duet with the lead girl, it’s like one of the main songs in the whole thing...” “You want me to help you with that?” “Would you?” Taehyung moved to sit on the edge of his bed, eyes bright and a genuine smile spreading across his face. Jungkook’s heart pounded seeing him transform back into his happy self, and knowing he was the one who did it made him smile back. “Sure.” The word left Jungkook's mouth before his brain could process the question. What the fuck was he thinking.
#roommates #college #sporty Jk #theater kid Tae #or well, theater kid #secret relationship #first kiss
(They Long to Be) Close to You
Author:  vantoa
Chapters: 1/1
Kim Taehyung is a sassy and talented KBS World Sports reporter. Jeon Jeongguk the most outstanding speed skater in South Korea. They meet, hate each other and then, one eventful day, they like each other, a lot.
#speed skater jungkook #reproter/journalist taehyung #enemies to lovers #bottom tae #misunderstandings #11k #ao3
War of Hormones
Author:  C_Stress
Chapters: 1/1
When Jungkook left the house that day, he just wanted to dance for a bit, not getting it on with some (hot) stranger…
#basically pwp #tattooed tae #virgin jk #bottom kook #one night stand? #3k #ao3
We All Have Our Reasons
Author:  C_Stress
Chapters: 1/1
Jungkook gets pulled backwards until he finds himself settled on Taehyung's lap once again, his back pressed to the others chest. One of Taehyung's large hands comes crawling up his body, slowly touching his abs and sliding over his nipples, taking one in between two fingers, playing with it lightly. “Your name is even better fitting now, isn't it, bun?”
Jungkook might die from embarrassment. Never thought of that way to go before, huh.
Or That Mercenary AU no one asked for.
#mercenary #kinda subby kooks #stripper #but fake #undercover mission #mafia au #ot7 as the gang #dirty talk #tae is a pervert #kookie a brat #18k .ao3
whatta man (good man)
Author: aeterisks
Chapters: 1/1
Out of all the kinds of blogs Jeon Jeongguk could have run, never in a million years Taehyung would have expected him to have a porn blog.
(Or, Jeongguk runs a porn blog and Taehyung not so accidentally finds it.)
#college #social media #fluff and smut #crack fic #friend to lovers #bottom kook #7k #ao3
When a Bunny Pets a Tiger
Author:  Talesofwar
Chapters: 5/5
Kim Taehyung is the most laid back alpha Jeon Jungkook knows. He's also sweet, friendly, eccentric and the love of Jeon Jungkook's life.
#omega!Jungkook #alpha!Tae #domesticlife #mpeg #married life #heat #established #bottom!Jungoo #sub!Jungoo
whisper me all your secrets
Author:  noekkin
Chapters: It’s a series of three parts (so far?)
Series of prostitute Jungkook and rich man Tae who just likes caring for the younger. It’s cute af
#cute af #prostitute kook #bottom kook #caring tae #26k #ao3
Working Conviction 
Author: rix
Chapters: 1/1
How their trust evolves to go from from Jungkook pointing a loaded gun in Taehyung’s face to Taehyung binding Jungkook down and fucking him till he can’t see straight.
#mercenary kook #mercenary tae # enemies to fuckbuddies to lovers #smut #guns and violence #bottom kook #9k #ao3
You Are My Chosen One
Author: C_Stress
Chapter: 35/35
Jungkook starts his first year at Hogwarts..what could possibly go wrong?
#hogwarts au #slytherin jk #gryffindor tae #bottom kook #fluff and smut #secrets #falling in love #45k #a03
you’re the closest to heaven that I’ll ever be 
Author: aeterisks
Chapters: 1/1
He has seen Taehyung smirk, smile seductively, smile cheekily, grin lazily, but nothing like this. This, Jeongguk thinks, is what happiness must look in Taehyung.
(He tries to ignore the way his chest pumps when he sees it, and the urge to see it again once it’s gone.)
#club owner tae #dj kook #rich tae #fwb #fuckbuddies to lovers #misunderstandings #tae has issues #bottom tae #27k #ao3
you the one that i dream about all day
Author:  locks
Chapters: 1/1
Taehyung finally convinces Jeongguk to do the boyfriend tag/boyfriend does my make up tag.
#soft boyfriends #established relationship #youtuber tae #boyfriend does my make up #domestic fluff #shy kook #nicknames #5k #ao3
国王的小丑 
Author: saranghaengbok
Chapters: 1/1
When Taehyung had announced that he would steal Yoonji from him, Jungkook had not expected that he would be the one falling for Taehyung, in the end.
#heir jungkook #prince jk #prince tae #enemies to lovers #falling in love #bottom kook #12k #ao3
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