#felix garbage

[necromancer-mango]

[start image description: A digital drawing of Peanut Holloway, Felix Garbage, and Mullen Peterson from the game Blaseball. Felix and Mullen are both black, while Holloway rendered visible by being outlined with peanuts. The three of them are cuddled in a group, with Felix in the middle and Mullen and Peanut on the sides. They are all bundled in winter attire that matches the New York Millennial's colors, pink and blue. /end image description]

Some old Mills

[dddragoni]

New Blaseball fic! Written for @captainbuzzard as part of the Wintertime Blaseball Swap. Featuring that time Alejandro Leaf shelled two former teammates and a third of the Tacos active roster.

[forlix]

𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗱𝘀・572 / 𝗽𝗮𝗶𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴・felix x gn!reader / 𝗴𝗲𝗻𝗿𝗲(𝘀)・fluff, established relationship, lots of kisses hehe, slightly suggestive

“See you tonight, angel,” Felix says, leaning in to press a kiss to your lips. It’s chaste, short, familiar; your favorite form of farewell, exchanged inevitably before you part ways, even for only a few hours.

But this time, Felix doesn’t pull away afterwards, instead remaining so close to you that the tip of his nose is almost brushing yours, and there’s an ineffable glint in his eyes when he speaks again. (You should’ve known you were in danger.)

“Hang on,” he murmurs, his voice low and sweet, and then he leans in again.

When he presses his lips to yours the second time, he moves with an intensity that you aren’t prepared for. You feel his fingers slide over the nape of your neck and tangle gently in your hair; your head tilts backwards from the weight of his kiss, his tongue feather-light against the seam of your lips, his mouth laving over yours as tenderly as if he’s trying to drink you, savor you. Dimly, you feel your waist bump against the kitchen counter, and Felix doesn’t even think when he moves a hand protectively to the small of your back, returning you to your rightful place against his chest.

You are breathless and lightheaded when your boyfriend breaks the kiss, his lips flushed and hair messy, looking like a walking dream.

“S'that a new lip balm flavor?” He asks.

Bastard.

You collect yourself just enough to give him an answer, but it sounds more like a blissful sigh than a spoken response: “Strawberry.��

The smile that crosses Felix’s face is mostly bashful, but you don’t miss the self-satisfied huff of laughter that comes with it.

“I like it,” he hums. “A lot.”

And he kisses you one more time, and then another.

He ends up being late to practice that day, his rushed apologies to Minho falling out of strawberry-tinted lips.

𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤? please consider reblogging, commenting, or sending me an ask to let me know; or, read my other works here. thanks so much for the support ♡

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[yangjeongin]

prettyracha

[rena-rain]

Super Out of Order Season 5 Miraculous Onion Headlines

[franciswhetsel]

damn i, like, really miss drawing

[strayklds]

DANCERACHA (221231) MBC Gayo Daejejeon ✧ insp.

[hypnosomniac]

Im feeling so downright visceral about saltburn rn

Please if anyone sees this and wants to just absolutely info dump or rant about it let me motha freaking HEAR IT I’m nothing but ears

[riickgrimes]

that ending had me saying good for him but that's just me idk

[malfunctioning-mantis]

Quuuuuick doodles for @lamp-keeperr happy birthday!!!!!!!

[im-smart-i-swear]

rip konpopoz i miss you every day

am i the only one who always saw him as the vacuum cleaner from teletubbies? was it intentional??

[sweetcloverheart]

Clover Rants Miraculously - Part two (With Emotion Spoilers)

The Felix stans deserve to celebrate and I’m very happy for them getting their validation. Live long and prosper you funky little people, enjoy your boy and his jazz hands beboping as he erases humanity. We love and support our wondefull little murderous bluebird #Slayboy.

That being said, anyone outside of said group who unironically tries to say Felix “earned” his redemption/try to use it to talk down to Redeemed!Chloe fans immediately lose their Chloe salt privileges and can’t complain about her anymore. I am in your walls, grubby little hands hovering over your "Chloe crashed a train” salt cards ready to yank them away the minute you try to say Felix is a better “redeemed villain” than Chloe/Lila/whoever you compare him to and that him wiping out humans “isn’t as bad” as whatever she did since he “had a good reason, unlike Chloe/Lila/Whoever” (Unless you’re comparing him to Gabe, which in that case, you guys can go to town)

[hausofmamadas]

| A DANCE WITH DINARRÓN: Narcos Mexico/Tax Collector AU Crossover |

… aka an exercise in pure OTP self-indulgence but I don’t care cuz I don’t even care

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Mira, let’s get this out the way, right quick.

If ever you think a Dinarrón post is my last, you’ve probly underestimating my ability to test everyone’s patience by hyperfocusing on one thing and taking to the interwebs to scream about it. Te lo juro I can and will be going for miles with this shit sksjsjsjsj. Having said that, I don’t have thaaat much to scream in all caps about? Like shits kinda speaks for itself.

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Howmever I do hereby submit to the official record: David Ayer’s the greatest gift to this earth not stiff competition aksksks bc so sorry Mr. Ayer but most of your movies are hot!garbage pero fun hot!garbage so (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞ Ayer’s actual #1, capital T, Top contribution to history is not the movie Tax Collector but is this scene from the movie Tax Collector

…. of not our David Barron but still a Bobby-Soto-looking Eme gangster named David Barrón Cuevas … FUCKING 💃🏻SALSA💃🏻 DANCING LIKE ARE YOU FORREAL TRYING TO HAVE ME KILLED

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And with this gift, Ayer basically fueled the fire for this mind-meld of Dinarrón dancing, aaand it’s basically the sole reason for me waking up in the morning, it basically maaade the Dinarrón Blue Jeans vid bc I basically only decided to add TC clips after seeing the uncanny similarities to Dina’s wedding.

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It’s like Ayer actually Freddy Kruegered me, plucked the scene straight from my Dinarrón dreams bc the way it fits so well with the scenes of her lil dance routine have me Lebron-tear-ing to the goddamn moon.

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And since I first saw this hot!garbage movie, can conservatively say that I think about this mmm like twice a day. Like they’re not even from the same movie/show, but in my mind, they’re irrevocably fused together like this did just happen. It is canon wedding instead of what actually happened aka Min yelling at Barrón for drinking agua mineral and calling him Pancha’s “gente”

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OH AND how weird is it to see our boy smile ?? Barrón barely speaks a word sksks so like smile!??!!?! Pffft pls. Mans is a sicario, no tiene tiempo para eso curling-the-corners-of-his-mouth-to-express-joy mamadas. He’s too busy smoldering for no goddamn reason and white-lady-math-meme-ing his surroundings for threats both of which look remarkably similar re: what his face is doing.

Also this/ks:’kskamb mf hip swivel Dina doin in that last one🥴 sending me into full fucking heart palpitations. Like her booty alone, Jesus that booty does not get the gotdamn recognition it deserves in this fandom.

*slams hands on table like overzealous cop during an interrogation, stands up too forcefully knocks over own chair*

And YOU KNOW WHAT? I’m here before the court today, your honor, to atone for that sin. And since you’re dying to know, yes, being a martyr for The Cause is indeed a thankless job with no 401K or health benefits but I hear they’re gonna paint some real nice pictures of me after I’m dead, so clearly a fair trade.

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taglist (for the free gifs): @narcolini @narcos-narcosmx @ashlingnarcos @drabbles-mc @rerorero-my-cherry @criatividad-e @cositapreciosa @cherixrosa-archived @artemiseamoon @purplesong1028 @mandaloria314 @tinylittleobsessions @narcosmx @thesolotomyhan

[gkp2022]

GPK Fusion #22

Fix-It Felix Jr In Disney Pixar Wreck it Ralph + Barfin Bart In Garbage Pail Kids Into Fusion...Can You Draw Fusion For Me Please

[fizzytoo]

my mom be sending me all these tiktoks about fixing shit in the house. imma do it but damn !!

[chancheols]

Watch me wake up from my nap and it be Felix day lol.