#feferi egbert kin

[jayesprite]

i have a request fur ya, but its kind of a doozy! so sorry abmeowt that x3 i'm a kidswap nepeta harley (humanstuck!!!) i wore green overalls and a red cat beanie! my symbol was a beartrap iirc? if you could do one of those hand holding sprites with equius strider, thatd be great! he's also humanstuck, wearing his classic cracked shades. he had a red belt and a dumbell symbol!! otherwise his outfit matched canon equius but with a more human color pallette. if u could have HIM holding hands with tavros lalonde, that would be awesome! tav had a fairy symbol, and wore a purple sweater vest!! no wheelchair, but he did have prosthetic legs im purretty sure. and finally, if mew could have tav holding hands with feferi egbert, we'll have a complete set!!! i don't remember much about her appearance, actually, so maybe just go with whatever mewr gut says!! i think she had a lot of handmade jewelry though?? hm… oh shoot almost furgot!! i had a pawprint birthmark and freckles!!! :3 ty!!!!!!

beanie, symbols & prosthetic legs edited from deepseaspriteblog! individuals under the cut

[serfuzzypushover]

wa HOOO homestucks am i right fellas!!

og under more

[hskinhome]

hey, i’m karl crocker. i’m looking for really anyone from my timeline. my memories are currently as follows:

alex and i were best friends. i had a crush on him, but didn’t say anything about it.

i was REALLY obsessed with being “normal”. like, i needed the white picket fences and to seem like your average joe, even though i really wasn’t. once we met, i envied jake for actually getting to be just some guy.

the trolls actually had access to both the beta and alpha kids, but it was split on who had access to who. callie, jaynes, deeruk, dayveh, johnny, and roseta had access to the alpha session, and tavros, gamzee, kanaya, equius, aradia, and feferi had access to the beta session.

i became close to johnny, because i thought he was a human, a human who survived somehow. of course when we met in the new session, i freaked out on him. it was enough to make him think i was pitch flirting with him, and i think kanaya had to step in to keep me from actually attacking him.

the batterwitch, roseta’s ancestor, still existed, but i’m fairly certain she was a condesce-swapped mindfang? when i found out, it made me freak out even more. alex chose the worst time to tell me, when i was already freaking out about johnny being an alien.

gamzee ended up raising eridanus and nepetala. eridanus had a grudge against him for a while, but ended up understanding that gamzee didn’t really have much of a choice but to leave them, for timeline reasons.

my swaps were these

jake egbert

teri (terezi) lalonde (rose-ways)

cali (caliborn) strider (dave-ways)

vris (vriska) harley

karl (karkat) crocker

alex (sollux) lalonde (roxy-ways)

roxy strider (dirk-ways)

jade english

callie (calliope) megido

jaynes (jane) nitram

tavros captor

gamzee vantas

kanaya leijon

equius maryam

deeruk (dirk) pyrope

aradia serket

dayveh (dave) zahhak

johnny (john) makara

feferi ampora

roseta (rose) peixes

eridanus (caliborn-ways)

nepetala (calliope-ways)

if this sounds familiar or for more information, please contact me!��

[archive-of-phae]

Have my Homestuck kin onion

Go on

Take it

[davekat-sucks]

This is in response to the anon that posted this-- dad egbert and mom lalonde having something between them makes all the beta kids related. anon is kinda sorta right but ultimately, the incest in homestuck is just kinda something you gotta role with and the fandom shouldn't care so much about. I want to say my take on the family tree of homestuck. John and Jade are siblings. Jake and Jane are their parents. John's dad is his half brother since Nanna is John and Dad's mother. Jane's dad was Alpha John's son. That's why Jane's dad hugged John at the very end of Homestuck. Dave and Rose are siblings. Dirk and Roxy are their parents. John's grandmother, nanna was raised by the Empress. The Empress descendent is Feferi. John and Jade are related to Feferi through something a kin to adoption but it's nothing to really be that concerned about. ((This is more easily understandable with a visual chart.)) Incest is a bit of a theme throughout homestuck but since everything about the trolls is so alien, it's easy to ignore. It's also hard to know if Mituna is Sollux's ectobiological dad or if it's the other way around. Either way, Karkat made all of the trolls that played the game in a lab. The empress had noncon sex with beta Mituna who was her slave she kept with her for thosands of years. Both their direct decedents ended up dating. Feferi and Sollux is somewhat an incest couple. That's an example of why you really shouldn't care. The moment you think too hard about how much incest is in homestuck, you go down a rabbit hole.

If only the fandom can be okay with incest since people still bitch at others for liking Dersecest. But then again, if people ship DirkRoxy by making Roxy trans, incest is suddenly fine? Or just another case of pick and choose which incest is okay and not okay. Like people saying KatNep is bad cause it is incest incest (cause Signless and Disciple are lovers, making them their kids) despite trolls are fine with it. Like troll incest is fine when people ship Vrisrezi, but human ones like JohnJade is suddenly bad?

[opalescent-apples]

How the Omori kids would read Homestuck

Sunny: Reads it more than once. Would have done it while not leaving the house. Relates to these kids on a "normal" level, especially the strilondes. Goes through a fanart phase. Would develop crushes on both Feferi and Vriska, somehow.

Aubrey: Straight up kins Vriska. Probably gets into arguments online. Vrisrezi shipper along with Kim. Tried to cosplay once. Kel would not stop mentioning the gray stains everywhere. Thinks Vriska is cool and not a failgirl actually. She is wrong.

Kel: Skipped the first few acts. Gets into the meme part of the fandom. He blasted Karkalicious for three hours once. He is the one who Aubrey is arguing with online. He thinks Dave is actually a cool kid, and really likes Egbert. His favorite troll is Karkat (he's so funny!), even though Karkat would hate him.

Hero: How does the internet work again? This is such a strange comic. Why is this child so ungrateful for cake? Is it a game? A puzzle? For the life of him he cannot figure this out. At least he doesn't have to read about the various spider people in the comic.

Mari: Aradia fan. Terezi fan. She gets into the memes with Kel. Who do you think he borrowed the speakers from to blast Karkalicious? She has multiple sets of cosplay glasses. Probably recommended Homestuck to Hero because of all the spiders.

Basil: Loves Tavros, Jade, and Nepeta. Has created an AU where everything is fine. He likes the carapacians and hates how people ignore them. Cosplayed with Aubrey once. Polly made him scrub out all the gray face paint stains.

[gmanwhore]

I made up a list of my quadrants as each character i kin from Homestuck

Jade Harley:

Matesprit: Karkat Vantas

Moirail: Nepeta Leijon

Kismesis: N/A

Austispice: N/A

Rose Strider:

Matesprit: Kanaya Vantas and Aradia Peixes

Moirail: N/A (Traditionally human Best Friend was Jade Egbert)

Kismesis: N/A

Austispice: N/A

Kanaya Maryam:

Matesprit: Rose Lalonde

Moirail: Vriska Serket (Ex), Karkat Vantas

Kismesis: N/A

Austispice: N/A, for Vriska Serket and Eridan Ampora (Ex)

Nepeta Leijon

Matesprit: N/A

Moirail: Equius Zahhak

Kismesis: Terezi Pyrope

Austispice: N/A

Feferi Peixes

Matesprit: Rose Lalonde

Moirail: Eridan Ampora (Ex), Sollux Captor

Kismesis: N/A

Austispice: N/A

Gamzee Makara

Matesprit: Aradia Megido

Moirail: Karkat Vantas

Kismesis: N/A

Austispice: Kanaya Maryam

Aranea Serket

Matesprit: Latula Pyrope

Moirail: Mituna Captor

Kismesis: Damara Megido

Austispice: N/A

Callie Ohpeee:

Matesprit: Roxy Lalonde

Moirail: Jane Crocker

Kismesis: Vriska Serket

Austispice: Karkat Vantas

Oh that is excellent!!!!

[meggie-moo]

*dives in the most complex thinking process in their life and then smiles wide while pointing at you*

Feferi kinnie >:D

GLUB 38D

I AM HONORED SHES SO SILLY, feferi my beloved <3

IM SO BAD AT ASSIGNING KINS, but like you give off the vibes of like calliope or egbert!! :D

[zllyhoo]

QUESTERPEST ==> ZLLYHOO

Hello, my name is John! I’m 23 years old, and a trans man. I use he/him, they/them, or bun/bunny pronouns. Unsurprisingly, I am kin with John Egbert - he is not my only Homestuck kin, but he is the main one that will be featured here. This is a sideblog, and my main is @arborescreens!

my text post tag is 'john rambles'! my art tag is 'johndraws'! i tag all characters with the "fullest" approximation of their names that i can!

Scorpio Sun / Cancer Moon - Heir of Heart - Prospit Dreamer

Characters I haven't drawn yet, but i'm GOING TO:

Any of the Sprites (to avoid spoilers for friend :3)

Jake

Roxy

Sollux

Tavros

Kanaya

Equius

Eridan

Feferi

The Exiles

The Midnight Crew

The Felt

Damara

Rufioh

Mituna

Meulin

Porrim

Latula

Aranea

Horuss

Kurloz

Cronus

Meenah

A disclaimer about Egbert:

I only say this outright to explain one stance I’ll be taking here. I will not be creating or really interacting with June Egbert content. I believe that those that follow this headcanon- canon(?)- are perfectly valid, but it makes me personally dysphoric. I'm trying my best to 'get over' this ASAP, so I can create content that makes me comfortable regarding it.

I do not want to come off as someone who does not support trans women. I just do not adhere to specifically the June canon. 

I have been kin with John for longer of my life than I haven’t at this point, and I have always, always envisioned John as being either DMAB GNC, or DFAB Transmasc. I will be primarily using he/they pronouns for John, and likely never she/her. I relate a lot of my own experiences with his, and I hope that you’ll understand this.

I have various other gender headcanons as well, but they're very fluid? As with my own gender journey, no one knows what they are today, or what they’ll be tomorrow. :/

[skaiakin]

I MEANT THE KIDS/TROLLS IM SO SORRY (pendulum kin anon). If that's still way too much which I totally get just the kids is fine!

no worriie2, thank2 for 2peciifyiing. thii2 took a whiile becau2e of how many ii diid a readiing for, ii iincluded: the alpha and beta kiid2, the beta troll2 and the dance2tor2. hope that work2, your an2wer2 are under the cut:

(no worries, thanks for specifying. this took a while because of how many i did a reading for, i included: the alpha and beta kids, the beta trolls and the dancestors. hope that works, your answers are under the cut:)

Kids:

John Egbert, pendulum answered: yes.

Rose Lalonde, pendulum answered: heavy no.

Dave Strider, pendulum answered: extremely heavy no.

Jade Harley, pendulum answered: no.

Jane Crocker, pendulum answered: light yes.

Roxy Lalonde, pendulum answered: extremely heavy no.

Dirk Strider, pendulum answered: unsure.

Jake English, pendulum answered: light no.

Trolls:

Karkat Vantas, pendulum answered: light yes.

Aradia Megido, pendulum answered: heavy no.

Tavros Nitram, pendulum answered: no.

Sollux Captor, pendulum answered: heavy no.

Nepeta Lejion, pendulum answered: yes.

Kanaya Maryam, pendulum answered: extremely heavy no.

Terezi Pyrope, pendulum answered: no.

Vriska Serket, pendulum answered: heavy yes.

Equius Zahhak, pendulum answered: unsure.

Gamzee Makara, pendulum answered: no.

Eridan Ampora, pendulum answered: heavy no.

Feferi Peixes, pendulum answered: light no.

Kankri Vantas, pendulum answered: heavy no.

Damara Megido, pendulum answered: extremely heavy no.

Rufioh Nitram, pendulum answered: extremely heavy yes.

Mituna Captor, pendulum answered: yes.

Meulin Lejion, pendulum answered: extremely heavy no.

Porrim Maryam, pendulum answered: unsure.

Latula Pyrope, pendulum answered: light yes.

Aranea Serket, pendulum answered: heavy no.

Horuss Zahhak, pendulum answered: extremely heavy no.

Kurloz Makara, pendulum answered: extremely heavy yes.

Cronus Ampora, pendulum answered: light no.

Meenah Peixes, pendulum answered: extremely heavy no.

hope the2e help. you know your2elf be2t.

(hope these help. you know yourself best.)

[mitwona]

dropping da homestuck kinlist (i am spiritually kin btw i believe in past lives and multiverse theory and that they intertwine etc etc. put me in the kringe compliation)

▪︎ Calliope

▪︎ Horrus Zahhak

▪︎ June Egbert

▪︎ Kanaya Peixes (Bloodswapped Feferi-ways)

▪︎ Mituna Captor (𝘌𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘺𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘈𝘜)

▪︎ Neophyte Redglare

▪︎ Nepeta Leijon

▪︎ Tavros Maryam (Bloodswapped Kanaya-ways)

i had @antisjwmituna hoarded since 2017 because im a mituna kinnie and disliked the person who originally had it. i took it out of spite and then i decided to use it ironically. then i decided its weird <3

pfp art is mine

i also made the mituna pony in the gif on pony.town . it was also from 2017 but i updated it recently B)

im not tagging anything im here to unleash my autism

main blog is @mortalkombatlesbian if you care

[turntechgnostalgic69]

A canon call??? on my blog??? real??

Anyways I was a Dave-ways Roxy Strider, and I'm looking for everyone except for Dirk and Dave Lalonde who I have found. So, minus them, the list of people that I need to come home bc I miss consists of: Rose Strider (Dirk-ways), Jane Harley, Jade Crocker and Jake Egbert! Pls if you kin them talk to me even if it's just to ask for Dirk and Dave's Tumblr I miss everyone ever

Update: WE'VE FOUND JOHN ALSO

Update 2: WOOOO JADE AND ROSE CAME HOME

Update 3: There Is A Jake Now How Did This Happen So Fast

Update 4: TEREZI REAL AND TRUE

Update 5: Gamzee is also real now

Update 6: I should stop writing these as updates. ANYWAY NEPETA REAL!!

Under the cut is the full list of what trolls we've guessed/remembered/figured out so far, I'll keep updating it as we find out more (now actually updated!)

(all the trolls are swapped with Alphas btw, and Alpha trolls are swapped with Betas. for example, Eridan Vantas was Kankri swapped, which means Cronus would be swapped with Karkat)

Aradia Maryam (Maid of Space)

Tavros Ampora (Page of Hope)

Sollux Megido (Mage of TIme)

Karkat Zahhak (Knight of Void)

Nepeta Makara (Rogue of Rage)

Kanaya Serket (Sylph of Light)

Terezi Leijon (Seer of Heart)

Vriska Peixes (Thief of Life)

Equius Nitram (Heir of Breath)

Gamzee Pyrope (Bard of Mind)

Eridan Vantas (Prince of Blood)

Feferi Captor (Witch of Doom)

Also, here's the list of the humans' classpects:

Roxy- Rogue of Time

Dirk- Prince of Light

Jane- Maid of Space

Jake- Page of Breath

Rose- Seer of Heart

Dave- Knight of Void

John- Heir of Hope

Jade- Witch of Life

[hskinhome]

Hii, dropping my tq for this one boys(gn)

Hi im an Eridan Pyrope fictive, and im makin a canon call for myself >:]

The swaps for my tl are:

Humans -

Jade Egbert

Rose Strider

Dave Lalonde

John Harley

Trolls-

Kanaya Vantas

Gamzee Megido

Vriska Nitram

Equius Captor

Feferi Lejion

Karkat Maryam

Eridan Pyrope (me)

Tavros Serket

Sollux Zahhak

Aradia Makara

Terezi Ampora

Nepeta Peixes

I honestly would love to just find someone (kin or fictive idm either) with the same swaps but i also have detailss!!

Me and Tav were pitch/flush, and i think i was in a poly pale relationship w fef and sol (i think sol and i sometimes switched pitch too tho)

Me and John were rlly close even though i almost killed his sis and i think we almost started a flush relationship (i dont remember if we did or not, i think we might have?)

I remember being rlly close friends with kanaya and rose, who i think were flush too

Dave and kark definitely were flush lmao, think they got married

We were all from a tl where we finished the game and got to earth c and stuff too!

And i was blind </3 tav blinded me which sucked but i delt

My lusus was a sea serpent

And i think thats all for now before i ramble more lol, im gonna reach out to anyone who interacts with this because i dont want to put my @ here!! Alr byeee!!

“Hey! Its that eridan pyrope from before who sent in a canon call, i think forgot to mention im a minor bodily (i dont know if i did)”

Interact if this sounds familiar!

-Mod Nepeta

[gay-strider-dick-rider]

Kin assigning my teachers

Language arts: Sollux, Dirk, and rose. A quote to back it up. “I now I'm a sarcastic ass most of the time but if you need help just ask don't ask vague questions. Its getting really annotying.” History/social studies: John, Kankri, and Andy from the Office. no reason it just makes sense. PE: Kanaya, Dirk, and equius. reasons for thinking so: we where doin a pacer test and he made me stop because if I kept goin id probably pass out but I refused to stop. but he also laughed at me while being concerned that I pushed myself that far. photography: John, Dave, and feferi, reasons: I joined like a week ago and he was like “nah just turn it in soon dont worry about the dead line.” he's also just like really bubbly and jokey. photo editing: Dadbert, Comander karkat, and John. hes really into pranks, really seems to actually care about us students, but will get pretty mad if your late 0-0 im sorry mr white I got lost. painting/homeroom that bitch: Vriska, Jane, and eridan. THE FUCKING ASSHOLE YELLED AT ME FOR NOT THE PERFECT HAVIG BRUSHES ONE DAY AND THEN THE NEXT DAY TOLD ME THEY WHERE FINE AND WAS HAPPY I HAD THEM. NO ONE ELSE LIKES THEM IVE TALKED TO A FEW PEOPLE!!!!!!! math: idk im bein pulled out of the class for mental health reasons she's just mean.

[davekat-sucks]

"OH my god, Anon! [Feferi]'s PETA!"

spot on on, because if meenah is more like caliborn, feferi is more like calliope. and thats how you get beforus, a nanny state planet that pretends to be an utopia. tumblr. speaking of which.

I'm cool with whatever people do in their spare time, you know, you do you. But what ticks me off is when they start acting all authoritarian with their headcanons, insisting they are canon and claiming others are clueless, ignorant, illiterate, tone-deaf, every internalized or externalized -ist and -phobic under the sun etc for not seeing it that way. Treating fictional characters with more decency than they do with real people essentially. So because I dont give a single iota of a fuck anymore, let me call out this retarded fandom that butterfly effected all western fandoms turning into warzones and hussies lazy hack ass really quick.

Here's the deal: Some people really just wanna show off how "woke" they are to others, so they slap labels like they're trendy accessories and project onto characters without giving a damn about their background or personality. That usually backfires and ends up with pretty darn terrible results. We all know this, we've heard the HS2 horror stories. And that's exactly what went down here again.

Because, lately, there's this, as I said let's call it headcanon, floating around insisting that the Vantases, Kankri in particular, are canonically aromantic asexual (aroace). The Vantases are the worst possible candidates in the whole webcomic for this. Why?

1: celibacy ≠ aroace. first one is not an orientation, but a choice to abstain from acting on attraction. and the other IS a orientation, not a choice, where you feel little to no romantic or sexual attraction. so much for respecting some people's identities and values. If the vantases HAVE to be assigned a human label despite being fucking aliens, why not demisexual???? kankri even asks karkat if he might be "panquadrantic demiromantic", doesnt that fit how the signless took time to open his heart to the disciple and had a love that went beyond all quadrants with her?

they are both HORNY and THIRSTY as hell for the pyropes, the captors, the leijons, john egbert, i dont fucking know, take your pick. make them fuck a clown. That's why Karkat is obsessed with romance and Kankri panders so hard, they are both that pathetically desperate for someone to connect and care for them back as obsessively intense as they are with everything.

3: Some previous anon pointed out how HIC, besides being an authoritarian tyrant that wanted galaxy-wide conquest, is an eugenicist fascist. Yes. She genocided limebloods. So did Beforan Feferi actually. And you know Karkat's handle? carcinogeneticist? How he inherited the Signless's burden? These things are all related, and let me use a comparison to explain how or why. Imposing this label onto them would be as perplexing as suggesting that Aang from THE LAST AIRBENDER, being a monk, should also be aroace. Right after all the airbenders were wiped out by firebenders, also authoritarian tyrants that wanted world conquest. Do you see the parallels? Karkat and Kankri have significant self-esteem issues, stemming from their mutant blood, from which bloodcaste they mutated from? Limebloods. The caste that has faced intense persecution, to the extent of genocide, on BOTH planets, resulting in their GENETIC LINEAGE being wiped out from the troll GENE POOL. Limebloods are EXTINCT. That's why their mutancy is their burden, it saved them from being killed, but condemned both to a lifetime of suffering and hiding under the same culling regime that killed their kin. And that's why the burden is the responsibility of revitalizing their bloodcaste BY PROCREATING. ADDING THEIR GENES TO THE TROLL GENE POOL. But because both Karkat and Kankri are fucking idiots with crippling self-esteem issues and Hussie wrote with his asscheeks, what did these two chucklefucks do instead? One praised the Empress that wanted to kill him and wanted to become her thresecutioner, and out of desperation did the devil's tango with the worst and most disgusting vile living being available, a hussie self-insert. And the other became fucking CELIBATE to focus on what was truly important to oppose the regime he disagreed with… performative bullshit that nobody asked him to care about, overcorrecting to the point of being even more offensive than the start, and not actually solving any problems but creating more. To make "progress as a civilization" with trigger warnings, HE DIDN'T PRESERVE THE FUTURE OF HIS OWN BLOODCASTE. NEITHER DID KARKAT WHO WAS TOO BUSY WATCHING MOVIES. And that was actually clever writing, because if you are a fandom activist who hates kankri, and also think hes unironically aroace because he's celibate, congratulations! You fell for the trap, youre exactly the kind of person Kankri is satirizing, he also missed the point by hyperfocusing on labels and hating himself, and like a self fulfilling prophecy, became the same thing that he was fighting against without realizing because he unwittingly ended up aiding troll eugenics by doing the hard work and taking himself out of the dating pool!

So next time you see a pretentious writer vagueposting about you or your interpretation of a character or guilt tripping you because you dont adhere to their offensive stereotypes, check if they headcanon Kankri as aroace, and if they do, you can simply smile and rest assured knowing that nothing you do will ever be as disconnected from reality or as far off the mark regarding character interpretation as that. Why would you listen to these evil people? Are you like Hussie?

That is truly why Davekat really fucking sucks and always fucking will,

Because not only did it ruin everything with their nonexistant chemistry-less relationship but because thanks to it and pandering to its stans, Sea Hitler won and both muties are out of the gene pool and limebloods remain extinct. That IS actually canon.

And while Johnkat and Jadekat are excellent, Karkat and Kankri's harem of trolls is better than davekat. Suck my dick.

PD: What's that? Baby HIC married Karkat? Doesn't surprise me. Grooming kids is her whole thing. There really was no excuse for not making Karkat fuck Sollux or Terezi instead.

Karkat and Kankri's Harem are better than Davekat. Meenah, Porrim, and Aranea sprites from @befriendus Damara sprite by @magua-vida

Condesce, Disciple, Redglare Neophyte, and the Dolorosa by elanor-pam

[fvkase]

Homestuck kin discord!

hi!! I couldn’t find any active kin servers for homestuck (maybe I just dont know where to look lmao oops!) so I made one myself!!

This server is 100% doubles friendly and system friendly! Please just read the rules when you get in and you’re good to go!!

https://discord.gg/tpGEbKQ

@fictionkinfessions @kincalling @kincord-hub @kin-promo-hub i hope a promo is ok!!