#feel free to fap

[hussyknee]

Okay who the fuck is the Al Qassam Brigade's media unit?? All their videos go harder than a freight train. Hollywood couldn't afford them.

[satorusugurugurl]

I’m Stuck!

Summary: Gojo comes home to find you in a compromising position. 🙂‍↕️

Pairing: Gojo Satoru x FAB!Reader

Word Count: 1,602

Warning: P in V, smut, grinding, language, smutty smut!

A/N: This idea came to me while sleep deprived! Enjoy! 😘💚

**MDNI**

Whenever you were stressed, you tended to clean your deep and Satoru’s condo—from cleaning the windowsills to the floorboards, even going as far as to pull everything out of the cabinets to wipe everything down. The times that you got like this, Gojo knew there was no point in trying to talk you down. It was best to let you have free deep cleaning whatever you wanted.

What he consistently did once you were close to being done with your manic cleaning was ask you what you wanted for dinner, and he would pick it up. That way, you could relax on the couch while you unwind from your stress cleaning. Your boyfriend wasn’t sure why you decided cleaning was the best way to relieve stress. When you mentioned how stressed you were about work, he offered to help you reduce your stress in a much more intimate way. Involving no clothes and several mind-blowing positions would have you feeling stress-free and with no time.

It almost looked like you were contemplating his offer for a moment as if the mere thought of your boyfriend would relieve the stress within your chest. You shot him down as quickly as the idea seemed to process in your mind. There would be time to make love later, but you just wanted to re-organize your house to get your stress back in order.

Satoru, of course, pouted, rolling onto his side at your dismissal of his proposal. You quickly wrapped your arms around his waist, peppering kisses on his shoulder blades. “After I’m done cleaning today, how about you show me those positions firsthand?” The promise of getting to love on you later was enough to get him to stop pouting.

“Babe!” Satoru announced as he tossed his keys into the bowl on the entryway table. “I’m back! So I thought once you shower and eat, we could try that new position I mentioned in passing this morning. I think you’ll like it; it’s called the Snow Angel! It’s pretty much me—”

“Satoru!” Your voice sounded so muffled, but when he had left twenty minutes ago, he was sure he left you in the kitchen. Were you so stressed you decided to clean the pipes in the walls, too? “Thank god you're back!”

“Awe, you missed me, didn’t you?”

“I-I need your help!”

There was a sense of urgency in your voice that had your boyfriend placing the takeout containers on the table before rushing into the kitchen. He found a sight that had his cock standing at attention. Your head was inside one of the lower cabinets near the dishwasher; both your feet were spread apart, and your ass was sticking out in the air. The shorts you were wearing had written up, revealing the perfect curve of your ass.

“Help me~? I'm stuck.”

You had taken every single scene from every porn Gojo had fapped to and brought it into reality. “Oooh, fuck—” Not missing a beat, Satoru rushed forward, both his hands gripping your hips, massaging them. “Yeah, damn, sweetheart, you’re nice and stuck in there, aren’t you?” Long fingers squeezed into your flesh as he positioned himself. “S-Satoru—”

“Mhmm yeah, baby~ want me to help you get unstuck? Need your big, strong boyfriend to pull you out of here?”

“Nnngh~!” Your body jolted forward as your hand slapped the inside of the cabinet, and Gojo began grinding against you faster. “A-Ah fuck, yes, please!”

Grinding his aching cock faster against you. Satoru tilted his head back, gripping your shorts and pulling them down to your knees. “Oooh shit, baby, I think you’re really stuck in there. I might have to push you further in to loosen you up. Do you want that? Want me to push in?” Your boyfriend snickered as he ran his thumb up and down your wet slit, spreading your sticky slick over your entire pussy, before yanking his dick out of his boxers, coding it in the same arousal.

“A-Ahhh fuck~ fuuuck yes please!”

“Oh, baby, it’s gonna be hard to get you out of there.” He spit into his hand, clubbing up his cock. “ I hope you’re ready.”

Nothing could’ve prepared you for ready as your boyfriend shoved all of his long cock into your pussy in one go. Your eyes went wide as you slammed your hands against the cabinet as if doing so would help you grasp onto anything to hold yourself up. The sharp inhale had Gojo sneering as one hand slapped your ass hard, watching it ripple under the smacks, and his hard thrusts had him growling.

Each thrust in and out coats his cock in more of your slick, making a wet squelching sound reverberate off the walls. The lewd sounds egged Satoru on, making him move faster, his hard thrusts becoming harder as he tucked you further inside of the cabinet with a series of low guttural grunts. Your knees buckled, toes curling within your socks as your manicured nails scratched at the shelf your breasts pressed against. In his position, your boyfriend was hitting every sensitive spot in your pussy, making your eyes roll back as you cried out his name.

“Mmmhm, that's right, say my fucking name~!” His hands groped your ass, spreading it so he could watch his cock disappear inside. “Oooh~ your pussy is so greedy, sucking me in~.” He admired how wet his cock was, a white run of your arousal forming around the base of his cock as he grunted. “Oooh fuck baby~ come on, say it~ say my name again, and I’ll give you exactly what you're looking for~”

“S-Satoru~”

“Mmm, louder, sweetheart; you can do better than that.”

“Satoru~!”

“That was better~ but I think I deserve a little more praise for making your cunt feel as good as it does.” one of his hands wrapped around your body, rubbing your clit up and down. “So say it Nnngh, loud—” he slammed against your cervix, making your eyes bug out, “and Sa-aaah! Say it loud!” He pulled out of you before snapping his hips into yours at a pace that forced you to scream as you came around him.

“Satoru!!”

Watching you cum on his cock, was enough to have the little control Gojo had on himself slipped. He fucked you hard and deep, only focusing on himself since you were still cumming, babbling his name like some drunk cock whore. He was hissing as he breathed in and out through his teeth, hissing sound accompanying the wet clap of his balls hitting your clit, extending your orgasm as he began twitching and throbbing deep inside you before ropes of hot thick cum painted your inner walls.

“Cumming baby, cumming, cumming yeah, oooh fuck yeah, that's it!” His hips pushed his come further inside of you, making sure not a single drop of it came out. “Take it all like a good fucking girl.”

You milked every drop out of him, and once your boyfriend was satisfied with the feeling of his cum seeping around him, he pulled out gently, grimacing at the shine that resonated from inside the cabinet. “Sorry, sweetheart,” His large hands groped your ass, spreading your cheeks, twitching as his cum seeped out of your still twitching cunt. “Fuck, look at that creampie.” His fingers scooped up the mixture of your cum, pushing it back inside your soft wet walls. “Hey~ let me eat you out before dinner~” he stood up straight, tucking his cock back into his pants, as he turned to head back to your bedroom. “God, I’m gonna make you cream so hard for fulfilling one of my fantasies.” Instead of listening to the patter of your feet behind him, he heard you collapse to your knees.

Turning around, Satoru blinked as he watched your legs twitch, your head buried inside the cabinet. The only sounds he could hear were of your ragged breathing as he approached you. Had you cummed so hard you lost the mobility of your legs?

“Hey, you good there?”

“I-I’m still stuck.”

Satoru cocked a brow as a look of bewilderment crossed his face. “As much fun as that was, that's gotta be killing your back, come on.” when he tried pulling you back by the shoulder, you didn't budge. “Eh?” His cerulean eyes went wide as he tried again.

“I told you I’m stuck!”

“L-Like, ‘oh step-bro, I’m stuck in the washer,’ stuck, right?”

“No! I'm stuck, as in, my shirt is hooked on a fuckin’ screw stuck!”

“Why the fuck didn't you say that?!”

“Kinda hard to focus when my boyfriend is grinding his cock against me.”

Satoru smirked as he reached down, cupping your ass. “So, in a weird sense, are you telling me that my idea of fucking the stress out of you worked just as well as cleaning.” You were kicking your feet with a grumble.

“Focus, Gojo!”

“Oooh yikes, last name, hold on.” He slid his long arm inside the cabinet hole pulling your shirt off of the screw where you were hooked on, freeing you from your prison. You finally popped your head out, sighing in relief, before Gojo picked you up and carried you to the bedroom. “So ~ which way did you prefer to alleviate your stress?”

You stuck out your bottom lip, crossing your arms over your chest. “—the sex.” Gojo whooped as he threw you on the bed, fully intending to ensure you were stress-free by sundown.

Forever Tag List:

@darkstarlight82 @pandoness @nealeart @simp-plague @sugurubabe @chilichopsticks

[thesassypadawan]

Secret Ingredients (Leo x FemReader)

Summary: Who doesn’t love homemade pizza? Especially when it’s prepared by a certain handsome Italian Stallion and with both of your favorite secret ingredients.

Warnings: 18+ (mdni), because there sooo much of the smut. Cooking is so fun, secret ingredients, oral (female receiving), mastu (male), cum eating, and… Leo’s big, fat dick.

- “That smells absolutely amazing,” you hum blissfully. Breathing in the delicious aroma. Pupils dilating slightly. Mouth watering, along with…

- True, it's not like you don't already see Leo make pizzas every single day at work. But there’s something about watching him do it in the comfort, privacy of his place. Knowing that it's prepared specially for you, by his hands. Yes, you’ll admit; it gets you worked up…just a tiny bit.

- “One hot and fresh pie,” he chuckles. Proudly sitting it on the counter beside you, wearing a faint smile. “Only the best for ya, angel.”

- Leaning over, you place a tiny peck on his cheek. “Thank you, but…” Rubbing your thighs not so subtly together, playfully pouting up at him. “…it still needs the secret ingredients.”

- That smile widens, a mischievous glint shines in those blue eyes. His large palms come to rest on your knees; squeezing, urging your legs to slowly spread open. “Oh, yeah. Can’t forget that, huh?”

- Pressing a heated kiss to your lips, the side of your neck. He drops to the floor, head nestling between your legs. “Without them there ain’t no love in the food.”

- Not before he pushes your skirt higher on your hips, the waistband of his sweats down… Frees, takes hold of his own hardening cock…

- A sharp exhale, hot breath teasing your bare cunt. Small yelp escapes, shivers run down your spine. As his mouth hovers over your soaked folds, gazing at you hungrily. “Buon appetito.”

- Wasting no time, he dives in. Nipping, sucking. Tongue slithering, licking long strips up and down. Devouring you like a man starved…like a man who knows a thing or two.

- Strong hand grips your thigh firmly. Digging into the subtle skin, kneading it like dough. Smacking just hard enough to make it jiggle, you to whimper. The loud clap echoing off the kitchen walls, along with the sounds of vigorous fapping.

- Lazily, you buck. Trying desperately to get him to your pulsing nub, that was begging for attention. “Le-Leo…ba-baby…”

- “That’s it,” he groans lowly. Voice shotting vibrations straight to that lovely little bundle of nerves. Hold tightening, guiding your movements. “Gimme a taste.”

- Slick covered lips wrap around, sucking your clit lightly into his mouth. Twirling it; massaging in a way that has you clenching, body trembling. Cursing and babbling simultaneously. “Fuck… Fuck… FUCK…”

- Your fingers tangle into his soft, dark locks. Tugging, burying his face further into your cunt. Grinding weakly against; mewling when you he lets out a growl, bites your clit. “There…there! Almost th-there!”

- Sliding, his hand gropes your ass. Harshly squeezing, demanding. “Hurry up…” Swinging back and landing another solid smack to your ample flesh. “…foods gettin’ cold.”

- Head tips back, mouth falls open in a silent cry. The overwhelming feeling of pleasure mixed with that stinging pain, causes you to fall apart. Juices splattering across his tongue, greedily lapping up every last bit. Coating it and his mouth thoroughly. “Grazie.”

- Abruptly, reluctantly he pulls away. Clambering back to his feet, cock painfully hard and leaking. Long fingers wrapped around as he hovers above, aiming his tip at the pizza. Jerking steadily. “This is what ya wanted, right?”

- Panting, slowly nodding. You reach for his heavy balls; cupping, playing with them. “Y-yeah, a margherita…”

- Watching him twitch, lips curling up into a smirk. “…with extra runny mozzarella?” Hips stutter, pace picks up. “Ya got it, gorgeous.”

- A grunting, huffing. The first spurts start to erupt, followed by rope after rope of hot sticky cum, spewing forth. Splattering onto and topping your half in a gooey, white layer.

- Wiping the stray droplets off on his hoodie, Leo takes a slice from his side. Moaning at that initial bite. Clearly enjoying the savory tastes mingling together with your own natural tanginess. “Delizioso, just like ya.”

- Placing it back down on the board, he grabs one of yours. Pressing it to your lips, muttering in your ear. “Open up…mangia…don’t want my secret ingredient go to waste.”

Tag Lists: @espinathena-17, @myheartwillgoon2022, @wifeofasith, @kenobiskywalkerkestis, @loverforoldermen, @lunarnightt, @adorbzliz, @ahano, @kenmaiica, @freezerbride95, @decaffeinatedunicorn

[sweetlummie]

Incoming Call…

Tysm to my sweetest heart @not-a-unique-snowflake-blog for making this AMAZING mood board!

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Joel Miller x fem!plus size!reader

A/n: I’m back! I took a break from writing to focus on college classes. Just taking one last class before I get my associates! Big s/o to @romanarose for proofreading! Any dialogue in italics are text messages! This fic was made with game!joel and show!joel in mind! As always feel free to leave constructive criticism. Likes, comments, and reposts are appreciated 🫶🫶🫶💗

Warnings: cyber stalking, age gap (reader is in college), virgin!reader, if anything else pls lmk!

W/c: 1.3k+

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Joel Miller. A rugged older man. He was so pretty in your eyes but the age difference between you both shattered any illusion you could have with him. So you admired from afar, bashfully smiling at him when he looked your way. You were neighbors so you saw each other quite a bit. He always was sure to greet you every time you were outside when he was. When you’d leave for classes, when you’d come back, when you’d go off to work, and when you’d go out with your friends. Joel always made sure to be around just to see your pretty face. Joel liked you, a lot. He wasn’t tech savvy but he knew his way around some social media platforms so he was able to find your Instagram quite easily and stalk you on there. He used your pictures as fap material.

“Oh sweet girl... such pretty eyes an’ lips...” he’d groan as he’d pump his throbbing, thick cock while looking at your most recent Instagram post. This was an everyday thing, looking at your profile and jerking off. He couldn’t even catch a glimpse of you in person without feeling his cock harden in his pants, unbeknownst to you.

One day you’re out in your front yard, watching your father work on your car. He saw you from the window and immediately went out, using the excuse to get his mail even though he had already gotten it earlier. He overheard your conversation with your father. Your dad would often talk sports to you, and even though you have no clue what he’s talking about you still liked to listen. You were a sweet girl like that. Joel cuts in and adds to the conversation. You try not to say much because you’re sure your high pitched voice would give away your nerves, but you couldn’t help it- he made you so nervous. Joel on the other hand took in your body. He eyed you up and down, from your breasts to your soft, fat stomach, and all the way down to your juicy thighs. His cock was already throbbing. He needed you.

The conversation between Joel and your father shifted into something you were into. Wrestling. You got excited and joined in the conversation. Joel, of course, after his stalking, knew you loved wrestling so he made sure to look into the topic, just for you. Eventually your father dropped the conversation but you still kept talking with Joel, your eyes sparkling as you spoke with such passion about the sport. Joel enjoyed this, he loved your eyes. He can’t help but think how cute you’d look with your lips around his cock, looking up at him with those same sparkly eyes.

After a bit, you both decided that the Texas sun was getting too much so you said your goodbyes to head inside. You paused for a moment, it couldn’t hurt to give Joel your Instagram. After all, he likes wrestling and you post a lot of wrestling videos on your story and you get a lot of memes too you’re sure he’d enjoy! So you look over at him before he goes inside. “Hey Joel?” You called out. He glanced over at you. “Yeah sweetheart?” He replied as he turned, walking back toward the fence. “Do you have Instagram?” You asked as you stepped forward. “Sure do, what for, sweet thing?” These nicknames were gonna be the end of you.. “I just wanted it so I can send you wrestling videos…” you say bashfully, he nods and you pull out your phone. He gives you his username and you follow him. You then said your farewells and went inside. 

You looked at his profile, he didn’t have any posts and on his bio it just had his age and “Texas” on it. You laughed to yourself, he was such an old man. You add him to your close friends. You wanna show yourself off to him. You posted selfies a lot, sometimes even showing your cleavage. You wanted to test the waters so you post a provocative picture of yourself on your close friends. Now you wait. See if he’ll take the bait.

Joel views your page again and sees extra posts and stories that he hasn’t had access to before. He looks at your story and sees the picture of you showing off your tits, he groans and pulls out his cock. He decides to risk it. He replies to the story. “You’re such a naughty thing sweetheart.” He sends. You receive the message, making you shoot up from your bed. Your face was hot and you can feel yourself getting wet.

“Guess I am, does that make you uncomfortable Mr. Miller?” You send back. 

When Joel gets the message he’s choking his cock with his big hand, moaning your name. “Not at all princess.. wish I could see more though..” it’s very risky but fuck it, he’s all in. 

When you receive the message you’ve already pulled off your pj shorts and panties, teasing your fat pussy, imagining Joel’s big hands on you instead. You moan and send him a voice memo, “maybe you can Joel… video chat is always an option..” you say in a sultry voice as the squelching of your wet pussy can be heard in the message as well. 

Joel almost passed out with how needy you sounded, he could’ve came right then and there. He hits the video chat icon and rings you up. You reply and are met with Joel, lazily stroking his big cock. You gasp, you’ve never seen one that big or thick before. 

He grins, “hey pretty girl.. touchin’ your sweet lil’ pussy thinkin’ of me?” He teases making you whimper, you nod and pan the camera down to show your wet pussy. He groans and speeds his hand up. “Touch yourself baby, make yourself cum on those pretty lil’ fingers.” You obey and rub your clit faster, moaning softly. “Good girl..” he praised. “Now insert a finger, I bet ya lil’ pussy feels empty, hm baby?” He commanded.

You shake your head. “Hurts when I try to put a finger in...” you tell him shyly. He pauses… no way you were a virgin. 

“Fuck baby... don’ say that... gonna make me shoot my load and I wanna enjoy this..” he pants.

“Sorry...” you apologize, feeling stupid. Of course he wouldn’t like that.. you were sure he wanted a woman with more experience… you stopped masturbating and pulled your hand away in embarrassment. 

“No no baby, keep goin’.. don’ apologize.. thas jus fine… jus means I’m gonna be the one to deflower ya ..” He’s quick to reassure you, so you perk up right, your pussy gushing again. 

“Yes sir...” you say, feeling better about your lack of experience and excited for Joel to be your first. “Now keep touchin, your pussy… an’ show me those pretty lil’ tits baby..” he orders. You smile and pull your tank top down, showing him your breasts. You touch yourself again, listening to him moan and the lewd sounds his cock was making and seeing how big he is and how beautiful he looks when he’s about to cum, pushes you over the edge. You press your thighs together trapping your hand as you moan out his name. He comes shortly after you, his cum shooting out and landing on his soft tummy. 

“Fuck baby doll… that was so good… how ‘bout we meet later and I can finally see that beautiful body of yours in action hm?” He proposes as he languidly strokes his now softening cock. 

“M’kay.. I’d like that..'' You smile at him as you bring the camera up to show him your sweet face and tits. 

“Good girl.. see ya then.” With that the call ends.. you’re over the moon right now, you can’t believe what just happened. Finally you had the man you’ve been craving.

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[kit-williams]

The black rut

Thank you @thelostprimarch for infecting me with this idea as well as @yestheantichrist for helping more with this idea aka planting the idea of a poor guardsman

tw: NSFW; dubious at best; most likely noncon; female reader

You broke from the line or rather what remained of the line after the astartes ran in. Your unit was decimated so at times with how spread out you were it felt like you were alone with the astartes and that made you feel blessed but also terrified. Like this moment now as the other Blood Angel had told you to run when his brother started acting funny. You curled up into a ball covering your mouth with your scarf and your hands as you try to calm down... nothing in the primer told you how to deal with this.

Your hearts seized as you could hear the snarling... pretty green eyes had turned red as his helm was just a partial one... leaving his eyes and the top of his head exposed. Short chocolate locks that curled at the ends... you think his laugh was melodic... you don't think you've ever seen anyone so beautiful, living, dead, even in paintings... You curled in on yourself as you could hear him slowly get closer.

You didn't understand what was going on... understand how fortuitous for this brother angel that the rage had turned into a rut... you didn't know that his brothers had allowed him to chase you down to help clear his head. The snarling sounded so close you slowly peaked up and there was blessedly nothing there... no he rushed you down from your left. The scream never had a chance to leave your throat as nearly a ton of geneforged muscle and ceremite was upon you and you were doing your best to keep your limbs in tact.

Your armor crumpled like wet paper in his hands as he ripped it free. You feel something break, you think, as his hand wrenches your lazgun away. You feel yourself curl in on yourself as you whimper to the Emperor as your trousers are torn away. It doesn't even register to you what is going on till the thud from his codpiece hitting the dirt and the bulge in his body glove just grinding hard between your legs. You hiccup as those heavy tears roll down your cheeks you think about screaming but you see the glazed look in his eyes as he just grinds against you... you're so afraid to make him mad...

You close your eyes just trying to not trigger the suddenly monstrous space marine. The material of his body glove and the heat causes you to feel something... the shame of being turned on by this... you wince as you remember your crushed armor and now missing weapon... you doubt the commissar is going to believe this. Your so caught up in your thoughts you dont feel or see for that matter, given how your eyes are closed, him pull himself out of his body glove. His cock throbbing with the pulse of a twin heartbeat.

The pain is what makes you thrash and kick as he forces himself into you deeply. You can't stop the screaming and the crying as you try and of course fail to stop him from moving. He's thick, not the thickest you've had but it still hurts for a man his size to move that deep inside of you. Your hair is grabbed, when did you lose your helmet, and your forced to look him in his eyes. You're staring at an animal and you can't help but cry.

It feels far too quickly... both merciful and shamefully quick for you to hear the wet fapping noise of your cunt swallowing his cock. The weeping turning into panting from you as you close your eyes to not look at the intense gaze from him. But that doesn't help you for when you feel him cum in you something goes wrong and you feel your sense of balance goes away... am I dying?

You learn latter after waking up on the battle barge that he had knocked you out... but isn't this how your life had always been? Never having say in anything. He tried his best to soothe you when you were told what was going on... no one caring that he was the cause of your distress and you had to swallow the fear and just accept the gentle arms now holding you as for what anyone knew... you were dead and you now served the lords angels. How grand.

[honey-crypt]

Consider.

Farmer being a fucking horny tease to Elliott

Shenanigans ensue

The brainrot is real after reading those soft spot headcanons help

🦀 anon

a/n: writing smut at 3:53pm #justwriterthings <33 enjoy!!

warnings: nsfw (minors dni), blowjob, facefucking, dumbification, mild pain kink, dom elliott

★ what a tease - elliott x farmer ★

★ the poor man was just trying to finish writing out a chapter in his latest project when you show up to torment him

★ elliott’s click-clacking away at his typewriter when you come up behind him and wrap your arms around his neck, the back of his head pressed against your chest

★ “whatcha workin’ on?” / “another chapter in my manuscript, my dear.”

★ he tries to be nonchalant about it because he reallyyyyyy needs to focus and finish up that chapter but yoba damnit, you are not making it easier

★ elliott can feel your fingertips graze against his chiseled jaw, as your hands made their way to his shoulders and began to massage his tense muscles

★ the writer bit down on his tongue to prevent a moan from escaping his lips from your expert touch, he was also so sensitive with his shoulders and you knew that all too well

★ “what are you doing, my love?” / “just helping you out, baby. you’re all tense, you need to decompress.”

★ elliott had a few more minutes of self control left, trying so very hard to type, but his time ran out almost immediately when you pressed a deep kiss on the area behind his ear

★ gentleman mode deactivated, initiating horndog mode - elliott practically jumps in your bones and you find yourself on your knees with your mouth full of cock

★ you don’t even have to do anything, as elliott fucks your face raw and without a care in the world, tears pricking at the corners of your eyes from the pain mixed with pleasure

★ “what a tease,” he growls at you, uncharacteristic to elliott’s normal gentle demeanor, “i’ve been stuck on this chapter for almost three days and you just had to tease me with your heavenly self!”

★ ‘fap! fap!’ and the sound of gagging vibrated the cabin, as elliott continued to abuse your throat for his own pleasure

★ it wasn’t long before he climaxed, shooting thick loads of milky white cum down your throat while he moaned out your name

★ elliott remained in your mouth for an extra minute before removing himself, some cum spilling out of your mouth and onto your shirt

★ elliott zips his cock back into his pants and tells you, “i do must be getting back to work, my dear. feel free to rest in my bed, though!” and just… goes back to working at his desk

★ let’s just say you took that opportunity to rest, brain too fucked dumb to do anything else but obey

[maarslovesmonkees]

Hey!!! 👋 I wanted to know if you could do a NSFW alphabet for Caesar ?

{Caesar NSFW alphabet}

Hii!! Yes absolutely!! This is my first post, Im actually quite nervous writing😭 I really hope you enjoy (feel free to message me constructive criticism if applicable!)💞💞

Notes and warnings: Caesar x Human!Reader, Gender Neutral terms!

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

AFTERCARE IS A MUST! Incredibly giving during and after sex, will pamper you so good. He won't really talk, but his actions speak up loudly. Masaging you in your sore places, kissing your neck, giving you water, cleaning you, then giving you a cuddle right after is his little go-to aftercare routine.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

For himself, he doesn't have much of a favourite, but if he were to choose, his hands. How much he can do to you with just a touch of his hand. Loves to really feel you, caress your whole body and face, squish your sides and hold your hips as you bounce on his cock.

He loves anything squishy and smooth on their partner. Tummy, ass, tits/pecs etc. He also loves your neck. Smelling your unique human scent, biting it, licking it, nibbiling it>> (in Caesars eyes).

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He prefers coming inside, thinking of marking you with his seed. He'll always ask before he comes though, as he knows in human culture, not everyone wants to get creampied. He also cums a big amount, a pool gushing out of you each time you get bred.

If you're scared to get cummed in he'll love to see your stomach and chest covered in his white sticky cum.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Definitely owned(stole from a cabinet when he was bored) and fapped to porn magazines back when he lived with Will and Caroline. He doesn't own any anymore, as he doesn't use much human products. Plus, he has you now ;3

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Not as experienced as you think BUT A VERY FAST LEARNER. He definitely has some knowledge of the human anatomy beforehand so he'll know what to do!

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Missionary. Aye man he might be an ape king but he still old. Just loves getting a good look at you, and its such a comforting position for both. Vanilla and basic but theres a reason its popular.

Another would be you on top, riding him. Not as taxing on his joints, but also can get a full view of your body. How his dick slides into you, how your boobs/cock bounces as you went up and down... He just loves to give you pleasure and physically seeing it.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.

Quite serious, and doesn't really joke during it either. He thinks sex is a very pure thing but If you do pop a joke, he'll definitely give you a chuckle as he looks at you adoringly.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? Do they like hair on their partners? etc.

His fur is softer than you think. He's definitely quite softer than the others as well, trying to maintain a good fur routine as he doesn't want to give you rashes or anything during sex.

He doesn't mind about hair on the partner as well. Shaved, not shaved, trimmed, don't matter to him, he's putting his dick in you.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Incredibly romantic. So giving and loving throughout it all. He doesn't talk much, and doesn't really moan either (mostly pleasured grunts), but his actions speak so much louder than words. He'll look into your eyes, caress you, and will DEFINITELY pull your head in for the forehead touch😭💞

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Doesn't masturbate often, but he prefers having you with him when he does. He LOVES mutual masturbation, you getting off, gets him off.

When he does masturbate alone, hes quiet and goes slow. Gripping his bed as he comes, thinking of filling you up.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Breeding. Thinking of giving you, a human, his kids gets him all hot and bothered. Whether or not you can have kids, hell still love to fantasize it as he fucks you. Going into positions that has a higher chance of pregnancy, loves getting in deep and cumming in deep, caressing your stomach afterwards after, and even the day after he feeds you like you were pregnant🥺

Praise. Being a king can be hard. Giving him compliments, telling him hes making you feel good, telling him how amazing of a partner he is will give him butterflies. He kind of misses his parents and grandfather. How they were so kind and always praise him. He'll MELT from both your kindness and a bit of nostalgia.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

His/your nest. Intimate, private, comfortable, what more can he want. He wants you to be comfortable and laying on the ground with a bunch of sharp sticks and rocks anywhere isn't ideal.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

You in the mood, gets him in the mood. As an Ape, he does have a keen sense of smell. If he senses your arousal, instant boner. A human loving him in such a deep, private and erotic way gets him so horny.

Also when your enjoying yourself and physically making it noticable, gets his cock ACHING. Your moans, grunts, shouting of his name, your body shaking in pelasure gets him GOINGGG.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Hes a gentle and loving man, below all his stoicism, so he wouldn't do anything that could hurt you. So sorry BDSM lovers :(

I wouldn't think he'd be interested in exhibition or anything involving such a private moment being out for everyone to see. You are his, and hes not really comfortable with others seeing such a vulnerable state for both of you.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He has no preference with giving or receiving, but again it he had to choose, giving. He just loves lapping around your heat, slurping up all your juices, and holding your shaking legs stable. He'll be sucking up your sensitive spot then going to nibble your inner thighs.

When receiving, he loves to look into your eyes, and caress your hair. He'll grabs your head oh so gently and help you keep a steady pace. He enjoys it so much but still keeps alert if your jaw starts to hurt. His cock is quite big so good luck 🤞

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Slow and senual for the most part. Especially at first, with you being human and all. Quite fragile compared to a chimp but even after that, he likes to milk every moment of this intimate practice with you. Again, he is quite serious in this matter so he likes being in the moment.

Howeveeerrr, if you ask, he'll happily let you indulge yourself with some fast and hard fucking. Its not like he doesn't like it, he does, its just he prefers sex to be more romantic.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He'll be open to it. Not his favourite but he understand that you both have responsibilities in the colony and need them done, so a little quickie to satisfy you both wouldn't hurt.

Its mostly in the mornings where a good quikie will happen. Waking up to get ready for todays task, but your still horny? He'll smell your arousal and give you a quick orgasm by putting his thick cock into you while stroking your sensitive bits.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Not really but again, open to it. This is Caesar the ape king, we're talking about. He's taken so many risks in his life, and sometimes he just wants something loving, familiar and stable, especially in his sex life with his amazing mate. He'll be hesitant with experimenting but he knows he can trust you.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

If in a comfortable position, he can go all night long. Again, grown ass ape we're talking about.

Doesnt last too long when it comes to you. Maybe like 10-20 minutes hes already pumping hot cream deep inside you.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Doesn't as its quite hard to find (and maintain). If you guys actually have one for some reason, it'll definitely spice up the mutual masturbation time.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Not a teaser. He loves to give you what you want, what brings you the most pleasure. Its his duty as both a king and a mate to keep his 'subject' happy.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Vocally not loud. Grunts and heavy breathing mostly, with a couple of moans here and there.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Doesn't do it often, but loves to stay inside of you after sex. Keeping his cum plugged in deep all night long, and just being attached makes him feel so warm.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

5 inches but VERY girthy🙏

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Normal ish. Around 6/10. You can turn him on quite quickly though.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He doesn't sleep fast at all. It actually takes quite a while for him to fall asleep. He just loves to stare at you as you sleep, post orgasm and such. He snuggles you up close, kissing your forhead for a while. He likes to look over you, in a protective sense, after sex. He feels the most relaxed in his life with his mate just sleeping next to them, and hes not one to waste a moment.

[thegnomelord]

Please please please get a life. People can write whatever they want. Maybe next time instead of complaining abt it u can learn what the block button is.

1. Get off anon and tell that to my face pussy

2. Free speech: you can say and write whatever you want, I can say and write whatever I want to whatever you say and write, dumbass

3. Get out of your gooner cave, go outside and touch some grass instead of fapping to fetishised trans people being raped, that shit ain't a kink.

4. Teach the proshippers how to tag right or preferably keep it to themselves.

5. You come off as someone who would close their eyes at the sight of genocide because it hurts your feelings.

[fipindustries]

HRT and sex talk! feel free to ignore if that is not your jam

for whatever reason my hormones are not being as effective as they used to, which means that a lot of my male characteristics are coming back. chief amongst them is my male libido.

i wrote extensively about this phenomena in the past but i want to take a chance to kvetch about it yet again.

the pros is that masturbating feels like it hits... stronger. there is a certain feral high to male horniness. orgasms feel more like he final period, the last word. once you cum the matter is decidedly settled. it has a faster and higher peak. porn, drawn porn, feels more tittilating, fapping is easier. the whole process is more streamlined and hits more clearly and focused. also boners dont hurt as much any more.

that is about it for the pros. they are nice and i have been taking advantage of them now that i have the chance.

now come the cons.

male libido fucking sucks. it fucking sucks dick and balls and i fucking hate it, holy fucking shit.

ive likened to having an adiction in the past and the comparission holds stronger than ever. now your day is circumscribed by masturbation time and by how much time until next masturbation. it is a constant buzz in between your legs and the back of your head. any moment of boredom or inactivity is a moment that could be dedicated to that. to make matters worse, my dick is on a fucking hair trigger. is like im on a semi permanent half chub. i used to be able to enjoy and appreciate porn in a very intellectual way. it was tittillating for sure, it fulfilled a prurient interest, but mainly i enjoyed the artistry of it, i enjoyed the concept presented. now seeing porn online is like getting a poke from a really annoying mosquito that makes me want to scratch the subsequent itch.

and the real kick in the nuts here is that masturbating is now grosser. i cum more, it smells worse, it gets all sticky, i feel sweatier and slimier afterwards, and the dick feels all swollen and sore. the result of all this is that now im much more aware of my penis in a way that i really rather not be. when i go outside i cant help but feel that is really noticeable, more than usual. im terrified that there might be stains or that people might be able to smell something or whatever.

is just a fucking hassle, i dont want my mind to be 10% on sex at all times, i dont want to feel all sticky and smelly, i dont want to even be aware my dick exists most of the time. this truly was one of the hidden blessings of HRT i hadnt anticipated way back when i first started transitioning. i cant believe i lived like this for 25 years, i really dont understand how i did it. i cannot understand how men deal with this all the time, what are you guys doing? are you ok? you need help??? how can you live like this????.

honestly it doesnt feel like dysphoria, i dont feel gross in a metaphisical sense or like this challenges my identity or my conception of self or like it invalidates my gender or like it makes me dissociate from my body. is just a stupid pain in the ass, is like being with constant allergies and your nose was perpetually runny and you were oozing snot and slightly teary eyed and had to be constantly blowing your nose. it just sucks.

im going to talk to my doctor about increasing my dosis and probably get a fucking orchiectomy, yeah masturbation and orgasms dont feel as good but at least i can live my life like a functional human and focus on the things that really matter

[chastitycuck801]

Same Woman, More Fap Fodder (aka Chastity Torture Material)!

3 wonderful photos - all of the same chick I was gushing about in the prior post.

^ This one here gives me a huge 'cuck boner' (aka an erection attempt while locked in the same pink, sparkly chastity cage in my profile pic). I get SO HORNY imagining her telling me I'm in trouble for talking back to her after she made the final decision that I won't be cumming at all this month. In this particularly-pathetic SIMP CUCK fantasy of mine, she gazes on my locked up dick with amusement and tells me such disrespectful behavior might have flied in our 'old life', but that's no longer the case now that we've graduated to a full-fledged Female-Led Relationship. After disciplining me verbally (and physically via her strictness with my chastity), she locks eyes with me, looking for any sign of defiance or combative reaction from me after learning I won't be getting a boner for AT LEAST another 4 weeks. Once she sees I am holding back my emotional struggle, a subtle grin shows on her face showing 'she's won' (again) and advises me: "I think it'd be a really good idea for you to get back to doing the laundry before you say something stupid you'll regret. Don't forget - separate the colors, wash my delicates separate, and then fold and put every piece of laundry away where it belongs. Got it? Good".

^ This one is just a lovely photo in general. If you've been a moderately-faithful follower of mine for any amount of time, you'd know that this pose/perspective of a woman (wearing a sexy thong with her PERFECT ass perked right up, almost as if to mock SIMPs like me who WISH their penis could 'perk right up') is my absolute favorite view of a woman. Admiring the exquisite female form from this vantage point is nothing short of other-worldly. Heavenly, even. Sure, the chastity really irritates me (selfishly) since I want nothing more than to be able to get nice and hard, feel the blood flow to my boner in preparation for 'action', then bring myself to a (selfish) orgasm and enjoy the elusive sensation of sexual gratification through masturbation. It's a wonderful fantasy to have, but thanks to the invaluable invention of the chastity device, I will certainly not be able to indulge my selfish desire to have an unauthorized orgasm while viewing such a superior being.

^ This one, although still sexy as fuck, yet not as 'chastity-boner-inducing' as the other two, I had to include out of necessity. Once I found the name of this woman who has invaded my fantasies and psyche over the last year or two (her name is Theodora Moutinho @teddybearosito), I had to make sure this image of her in my FAVORITE pose was documented. You know, in the event that I find myself with a free dick again some day and am able to enjoy the absolute privilege of (selfishly) vigorously stroking my little penis to such a divine female and a true Goddess. It's nice to think about having that ability again; one that I've taken advantage of my entire life on a whim and in extreme excess, before chastity and FLR crept it's way into my entire being and my everyday existence. In the end, I am much better off locked in chastity, freed from the burdens of boners, orgasms, masturbation, pussy, and sex that have long clouded my judgement, impaired my submission to women, and distracted me from fulfilling my TRUE destiny of living my life as a SIMP cuck at the feet/mercy of women. Not having orgasms even somewhat regularly has reconditioned me to CRAVE what I once freely had; so much so that, after enough time in chastity, I can be made to do ANYTHING a girl tells me to do, JUST at the chance of getting to have another one. How selfish is that? Only doing what girls tell me to do JUST so I can SELFISHLY stroke my little penis and cum? Why am I such a piece of shit that I'd expect some form of 'reciprocation' for my obedience? Well, I'm just not wired that way, I guess. I can't keep my hands off it unless it's locked up tight, ESPECIALLY if I'm in a FLR where I am expected to serve domestically, wash dishes, clean bathrooms, do her laundry, etc. I can't be trusted to NOT masturbate if I'm folding her laundry. Literally impossible for me. I can't serve her at my best if I am able to freely provide myself with sexual satisfaction. Alas, the sacrificing of my own (selfish) masturbatory desires through chastity is a small price to pay to be a SIMP in the presence of a girl like her and to obey the FLR rules/guidelines/directives she has implemented for me - no matter how plentiful, restrictive, or 'emasculating' they may be.

[fillinforlater]

Hey, I just recently started posting my stories to Tumblr, and I was curious how you find stories (I've seen your Monday of Appreciation posts). I'm just wondering because it seems more difficult to gain traction on this site compared to some of the other ones (easily getting 100s of reads in a short time after updates), but I am probably just doing something wrong. Anonymous ask because I don't want to seem like I'm trying to advertise without permission!

Hm, lemme gather some advice for what I believe is somewhat the meta on how to get into MoA, along with bonus advice for our Tumblr-writing-bubble in general.

MoA-Advice:

1. I try to widen my scope of idols I read about, but I won't lie: IZ*ONE, IVE, as well as other idols I really like are a lot more likely to land on MoA. Basically: write them and you have a bigger chance.

2. Appereance is key. Put interesting information about the fic right at the top, below the title (like e.g. I do) or maybe below the pic/gif. Also: USE PICS, but y'all probably know that. It really helps to kickstart the imagination, even idol X might wear sth different.

You don't have to put in every detail at the start like I do, but hints about length, tags, kinks, other interesting trivia are crucial for me to continue reading.

3. Grammar and spelling don't have to perfect, and your style does not have to be exquisite or utterly brilliant like some of the legend on here, but:

Show variety, use different structures for your sentences and unique words. Repetition can make a fic jarring to read.

Tumblr-Bubble-Advice:

1. If your goal is to be succesful, you should try to get a feel for what is Meta in terms of length, idol and kinks.

Length above 5k and below 10k is in my observation what a lot of readers like. It's not too long to take too much time (to fap or whatever filthy things you naughty ppl are doing), but at the same time it's more than just a scene without substance (meaning there is more than dull, blunt sex, probably).

Meta-Idols... are hard to define. Popular groups should always work, but there is still a difference between Mina/Tzuyu and Jihyo/Jeongyeon, so even in a GOAT gg like Twice you should go for more popular members (if success is your only goal). Other than that, Karina, Yuna, Ahn Yujin are always popular; young, big boobs/butts, idols with mature/sexy concepts in their group (LSFM, (G)I-DLE) are often well received.

Daddy-Kink has been overused, but it never fails soooooo feel free to use that. Any kind of dynamic with power (dom!idols sub!reader as well) can definitely work, really depends on the idol though. Rough, hard sex for "sluts" (confident, sexy idols) and cuddles and kisses for cute idols...

2. This one is obvious: DON'T STEAL WORK/IDEAS! Someone will find them and it's also lame af

3. Ignore everything I said as it is only an observation and subject to change because everything does with time. Write what you want, how you want, when you want. Have fun, otherwise it's not worth it.

(We don't get money on here btw, at least not from notes)

(Also: don't write ua idols. Use your brain.)

[sugarandfuckingspice]

Terf

Very curious about what the intention behind this ask is.

Are you a terf? If so, please feel free to slide into my DMs and bully me there, I get off on it 😉

Am I the terf? Honey. You're looking at a kink blog run by a trans guy. I'm the sort of things terfs angrily rub their clits to in the dead of night, but that doesn't make me one. 🥴

Gonna hop out of kink for a sec to say: trans people are fucking godly. We put up with all of society's BS and not only do we carry on creating and advocating for other minorities, but we even make spaces where we can comfortably sexualise institutional abuse. We've made it into a kink and if anyone has beef with trans folk they should firstly) leave other peeps alone secondly) get off anon and thirdly) come be my fap material.

[chaiiitime]

Ok, um, wrote this a long time, but never felt brave enough to post it. Baku 2018 sexual angst i guess?

Daniel had been looking forward to this alone time at home, but now the silence of the farmhouse just felt oppressive. The problem was, he wasn’t used to being on his own. There always had been people around him — Blake, Michael, whoever else happened to be his press officer, people whose life were more or less dictated by his schedule.

He’d been feeling so restless, he’d dug out an old lounge chair from the pool house and placed it on his deck. It was still early summer days, so the heat wasn’t so uncomfortable that he couldn’t be out in the sun. He’d even grabbed a cold beer to play into the whole pretence of him relaxing.

He shifted on the chair, feeling like his skin was too tight to contain him. He rubbed his chest, trying to get rid of that jittery feeling. The hairs there were rough against his palm, making a scratching sound, almost ticklish. He had more or less dropped his waxing regimen since he’d stopped racing, so the hairs there grew freely, swirling densely around his nipples.

His hand drifted down his chest, along his sternum, following the trail of hair to the waistband of his swim trunks. His fingers tangled in the soft mat of hair there as his hand hovered, tentative.

Maybe if he just jerked off once, it would help him get rid of that anxious energy.

The thought was tempting, but he wasn’t some teenage boy who’d jerk off only because he was bored. He slipped his hand into his trunks, cupping himself. The more he thought about whether or not to do it, the harder he could feel himself grow. He tipped his head back, groaning in frustration. Ah fuck it, he thought. He was a grown man and if he wanted to rub one off on his property in the middle of the day, he could.

He kicked his swim trunks to the ground and relaxed back on the lounger. He propped one arm behind his head, the other snacking down to touch himself. He started off with long, slow strokes, starting at the base, his thumb tracing along the vein on the underside of his cock to then swipe over the smooth head. He went through his mental catalogue of fap material. There was that one busty blonde he had fucked once in Vegas. She’d been incredible at deep-throating him. He remembered how good it had felt when his cock had touched the back of her throat, the flex of her throat around him, the gagging sounds she’d made that had spurred him on.

Shit, he needed some lotion, but he couldn’t exactly just walk into the house with his throbbing dick in hand now. So, he spat on his hand, adding a twisty motion as his strokes turned sharp and short. The sun was hot on his skin, and he could smell the musk of his own sweat as it covered his body in a shiny film. He lifted his head to look down to where his hand was frantically working himself over, his rose tattoo and the veins on the back of his hand bulging and flexing with each movement. The mushroom head of his cock was mottled purple, the veins running along his shaft fully engorged. He was leaking pre-cum so much that it mixed with his saliva, creating a slippery mess. God damn, he needed to come so bad — he just needed something to push him over.

His free hand desperately thumbed at his nipples as he screwed his eyes shut tight. He tried to think of something, anything but his mind drifted to thoughts of next year. Of the possibility of getting that second Red Bull seat. Of how it would be to finally have a fucking decent car under him. If they thought he would gladly roll over and play the perfect second driver out of gratitude, they had another think coming. He couldn’t care less if every race was a repetition of their crash in Baku — he was not going to be as nice as he’d been the first time around.

He grunted as he let himself feed on the anger from that race. He let it siphon through his blood, his body coiling into a live wire. He bent one of his knees, widening his legs to give himself the leverage for his hips to flex off the lounger. He could see the red of Max’s rear lights flashing in front of his eyes. He was furiously fucking his own hand now, chasing that release with the same singular focus he had chased after Max. Because beneath the anger that day, there’d also been that thrill of the chase. That need to show them who he fucking was. His whole body strained towards that white-hot pleasure that was just out of his reach. He reached down, his other hand tugging on his balls as he pumped his dick blindingly. He thought back to the petulant curve of Max’s mouth in the debrief afterwards, and he wished he could have the wet hot suction of a mouth on him right then.

Then, just like when his and Max’s cars had come together, he felt the impact on his body. Just like for that brief moment when his car had spun, sparks and brake dust flying around him, he felt weightless as he started to come in long waves. Mouth agape to the sky, he couldn’t help the desperate sounds he was making, the whimpers falling from his lips as his toes curled into the towel on the lounger. He was still coming, the thick white ropes of his cum spilling over his hands, spraying on his chest, tangling in the hairs on his stomach. He continued pulling on his cock even as the sensations started becoming too much. He wanted to relish that feeling he’d felt back then a bit longer — that almost maniacal vindication that he’d shown them not to mess with him.

He felt completely wrecked as he came down from his high, his spent cock lying where his hips met his thighs. Still twitching and sputtering cum in the aftermath. Shit, he thought.

Max Max Maxy

Max would be his teammate again — not the wide-eyed young boy who’d laughed at Daniel’s dick jokes, but a World Champion now. It would not be the same, he thought as he lazily carded his fingers through his happy trail, getting them sticky with the aftermath of his orgasm. He needed to get up, get cleaned but he stayed where he was, letting his cum dry up on his skin, the sun beating down on him.

[purplejabberwock]

hello, how are you?

just wanted to let you know that I like your writing so much I'm seriously considering getting into the fantasy xiv fandom just to read your fics there

Also I'm reading voice and vein and I've just started it but I'm really liking it so far :D

You made a rough day a little easier, thank you.

I can't recommend FFXIV enough, honestly. It's the kind of story I really genuinely needed -- probably earlier than when I found it, but still at the time I found it also.

If you, like me, are wearied by stories more interested in fapping to pessimistic nihilism and want stories that are unapologetically what some people call 'cringe', FFXIV is that story. If you, like me, want a story that actively decides to save characters other stories would kill and call it noble sacrifice, FFXIV is that story. If you, like me, want a story that over the course of its maturity actively and consciously chooses to tell the story of how people live, instead of how they die, FFXIV is that story.

It's not perfect, nothing ever is. There's some things I'm a little disappointed they did, and some plotlines which aren't to my taste. There's only one quest chain I'm actively intending to rewrite for my own purposes, and given how much content FFXIV has that's ... that's a high bar, actually. In all the material presented, I feel that urge with just one optional questline.

Moreover, there's a lot of content. So much content. Content for years. If you download it through the FFXIV website (NOT Steam), you can trial up to level 70 across all jobs and classes and commensurate main scenario quests. That's the base game (A Realm Reborn) and two expansions (Heavensward and Stormblood). Three full games' worth of content for free. There is no time limit on this (unless you go through Steam, which limits you to a month. So don't go through Steam).

ARR has 'season 1' vibes and you can tell, but I still love it. There is a voice-actor shift after ARR patches so be prepared for that if that bothers you, but the story picks up with Heavensward and just keeps going. Stormblood isn't as tight as HVW but I love it a great deal because it hits a lot of my personal pings. For my money (which, again, you won't have to pay because all of those are free), all of it is worthwhile. I needed this game and this style of storytelling so badly in my life. It's the kind of game where you can't remember ever not knowing it, even though you know there must have been a time when you didn't.

You will be limited to a few factors while you're on trial. You won't be able to use the player-economy marketboard, and you won't be able to summon retainers for the extra inventory space, and you won't be able to buy or build your own housing. ... I think those are the biggest limitations, but honestly, for how much you get it's ridiculous what the game offers on trial. Just be prepared for some inventory management.

(Also, the fishing minigame is genuinely fun and engaging, when's the last time you saw that?)

... Pretty much, I highly recommend it, for its own sake. That you might come to it because of my writing, though, that's a gift.

Regardless of whether you pick that up, I hope enjoy your time with Voice & Vein, and thank you for your message.

[w0rm-b1n]

i have a handful of followers on here so i might as well write a pinned

Hiiii guys this is my secret fetish blog

i am 24

you can call me piggy or anything like that , i dont like having a human name or really being a human at all

i follow from o******ww****

i am crazy and bdsm/alternative sexuality is my super special interest. i also love fapping dw

messages are welcome but i struggle a lot with social withdrawal so it might take a while to get an answer. feel free to share fucked up fantasies in my ask box or messages id love to hear. i like sex but im not very conventionally "sexy" and im happy that way. So just know if u talk to me ur gonna be talking to a weirdo and not in the cute quirky egirl thot way. in the stinky schizo way. im warning you

i like, generally, Everything in some capacity EXCEPT: breeding/pregnancy , misogyny/patriarchy kink(unless performed by butch lesbians, but i will give butch lesbians a pass for anything) , weight gain/loss/feedism , detrans(forcefem/forcemasc and other trans-ing is ok, but i dont like the 'fakeboy' stuff) , beast(sometimes insects in relation to decomposition is ok)

ya. Have fun i hope u enjoy my porn taste. oink oink

[a-very-good-girl]

15: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you🔥

28: How much fapping is too much fapping🔥

61: Name one naughty act you have done in a public place🔥

Hi Anon,

I always wonder if I know my Anons or not. Anyway, you’re very welcome to my blog, and to my own little corner for confessions.😈

15)

Oh…I really had to think here. One time when I was in my late teens a partner picked up my dad’s nickname for me and he thought it was cute. Then he used it—in bed. 🙈 I don’t know what he was thinking but it did not end well!!

28)

To me it’s never too much! If a person is horny, do something about it! If you’re horny several times a day…go for it. Maybe if it becomes a problem for a person's every day life. But that kind of obsessive behaviour is not my area of expertise…

61)

Only one? 😈 I can tell you my first. I let a guy fuck me in the restroom at school. It was during art class and we were skipping class since we…well…were horny. My friend later told me that the teacher had been out looking for us because some idiot said we were still in school. I wonder if she heard us. I still got my A in art. 😇

Feel free to send as many asks as you want. Thank you for actually writing the question too, it made my task easier. Gold star to you!! ⭐️