#featuring phil

[phlesbianintermission]

red (ph)wine supernova

he just needed those ✨ editing tips ✨

[royalarchivist]

Technoblade: Man, imagine not winning a 1 v 3. Couldn't be me.

Every MCC with Technoblade was memorable, but MCC 5 will always stand out in my mind thanks to Techno's infamous 1 v 3 fight! Here are some highlights from that event in honor of the man himself.

Happy Birthday, Technoblade! Thanks for all the laughs.

[danrifics]

omg they kissed

[energeticwarrior]

[sisterdaniells]

throwback to this DEVASTATINGLY cute boyfriend content. 🥺

[personthattoleratesme]

Fellas what’s gayer? Gay marriage or whatever tf is going on here

[invisible-brandy]

gave them an outfit upgrade that god would not approve of

[simplydnp]

in honour of the eclipse today here's the cover art for the We're All Doomed! cd that i made!

link to the playlist on spotify

[fromemotoangel]

yeah they're terrible influences alright... terrible influences on my bank account

[yonpote]

dans main channel is where dan posts stuff he thinks he can be truly proud of

phils main channel is where phil posts stuff he thinks everyone will enjoy

dan and phil games is where they post whatever the hell they want

dan and phil crafts is high art only

[dnpbeats]

i know it’s not that deep and doesn’t matter at the end of the day, but i find it so interesting that so many ppl just assume the green bedroom is phil’s room when he and dan have said nothing of the sort! not only that, i feel like it comes across that it’s considered a space that both dan and phil have ownership over (rather that a space that is phil’s personally). like the japan paintings from phil’s dad—phil said “my dad painted US some bamboo.” if the painting was for d&p both, why would they hang it up in a space that’s solely phil’s… but if it’s a guest room that is equally “theirs” (in the sense that it’s in their house and it doesn’t belong to only one of them), it would make sense to put something gifted to the both of them in there. and it’s the same thing with the green towels. sure dan was exasperated over phil dyeing his clothes green, but he seemed more annoyed at the bath towels. if they were phil’s bath towels literally why would dan gaf 😭 but if it’s the guest ensuite it makes sense dan would be actually annoyed—on top of that he says before they were dyed the bathroom “looked like a hotel,” a comment that makes a lot of sense to make abt a guest bathroom. like u could also make it about someone’s personal bathroom but again why would it be dan’s business 😭😭

idk i just find it interesting the assumptions people make. like yes for years there was “dan’s bedroom” and “phil’s bedroom” but we haven’t gotten those descriptors since they’ve moved into the phouse, and on top of that we know “phil’s bedroom” from 2017-2021 was a literal SET because they admitted it! like it’s just kinda silly that the only people perpetuating the two bedrooms thing is phannies. d&p themselves haven’t done that in years 😭

(disclaimer: i do know that sometimes couples have two bedrooms and sleep separately and if that’s the case with d&p, more power to them! obvs they can do what they want and it’s none of my business 🙏🏻 im more just making observations about how sometimes the phandom bends over backwards in order to like ~not make assumptions~ or whatever, when in reality they are actually making up MORE stuff rather than just going with the obvious choice yk? that's all)

[phlesbianintermission]

✨ super graphic ultra modern phil ✨

realest man alive

[royalarchivist]

The official trailer for Squidcraft 3 just dropped, and it features some of our favorite Spanish-speaking creators from the QSMP!

(Please keep in mind that cameos aren't necessarily an indication of confirmed participants!)

[legalisecatboyss]

i knew from the moment gojo popped up that dan was gonna pick him, that man has a history of being weak for boys with blue eyes and it’s something i’ll never be normal about because every time i am reminded of that fact, i am also forced to relive the “your eyes are three different colours that’s a trick question” moment and it’s really bad for my health

[outofcontextdanandphil]

I'm beautiful the way I am 💅

[personthattoleratesme]

Omg they’ve finally discovered the joint post feature on Instagram they will be unstoppable now