#feat. me

[mindfulbrat]

can u tell I really like purble

[andersam5]

Had a realization about myself while doing comic work tonight

[clevertreephilosopher]

Hey friends!

I don’t usually post here very much (outside of my prodigious reblogging!), but I love to DM with y’all, and I especially love to be the star of stories.

So, with my 30th birthday coming up in a couple of weeks, I wanted to invite anyone who’s interested to write me a very special change to celebrate the occasion!

[nonbinary-arsonists]

i just wanted to say i love your art so much!! the way you draw beetlejuice characters is amazing, especially lydia and i get so excited when i see that you've posted <3

🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[sooouth]

do you understand??????

[damndorothea]

spotify users! pls tell me in the tags your top 1 song of the years: 2021, 2022, and 2023 it's for science

[verflares]

(draconifies your zelink) oh whoops lol

+ an extra pic of em hanging out together :]

btw, you can find these guys on inprnt! both as a pair, or apart :] You Choose.

[clevertreephilosopher]

Damnnnn. This is gonna take some getting used to!

Hey! Congrats on the milestone, exciting stuff!

If it’s not too late, I think that I’d like to take Kaleb‘s wish.

Oh of course Id be all but happy to put you in Kaleb's place.

You blink and suddenly you are a hot Korean stud at a resort near the beach. A thin coat of sweat and sunscreen covers your body. You can't help but flex your new amazing muscles and bounce your pecs. Something you had never had the joy of doing.

You struggle to hide you hard on in your tight little speedo that was already making your package and bubble butt look fuller. You can't help but flash a cocky smile as you walk by the pool showing off your big glistening body.

But you wanna see how much this new you can do, you want to see how much you can lift. Taking out the key card that was stuffed in the strap of your speedo you scan into the hotel and make your way to the gym. Others around you are wearing a towel or had put on shorts to enter the hotel but you chose to ignore the towel boy, opting to instead strut down the halls in your tight little thong.

Reaching the gym you were surprised nobody was in there, I mean it was a hotel gym so it wasn't much other than a couple of dumbbells and a few cables but it was something to test out your strength.

You went over to the dumbbells and doubled what you thought you could lift and even that was incredibly light. You smiled moving up the weight until something felt difficult. Finally you found something that felt almost impossible to curl. You hands stuck at your sides as your face turned bright red in the mirror, biting your lip you grunt trying your best when suddenly you forearm on you left arm rockets the weight up in a perfect easy bicep curl, You see in the mirror as your arm had doubled in size. You drop the weight in shock followed by your right arm suddenly doubling in size, then your chest expanding out. One by one every muscle group doubled in size turning you into a freakishly big bodybuilder.

Soon that tight little thong became an uncomfortable trap as your bulge and ass also grew. You tried to pick out the muscle wedgie but your arms were too big and collided with your back hindering your movement.

You watched as the mirrors began to fog up and a repugnant smell of musk filled the hair. You saw the sweat running down your new gigantic lats and chest. Trying to walk every step you took was difficult as you had to avoid you ridiculous sized thighs from crushing your junk. You waddled out into the hallway hearing a few guests complain about the sudden stench of sweat and body odour.

You can barely fit yourself between the walls of the hotel corridor, but finally you reached the glass doors back outside. One step forward and you found your shoulders colliding with the doors. Having to force yourself outside you hear people muttering to each other about where the suddenly smell of sweaty gym clothes came from. Even outside in the fresh air all heads slowly turn your way realising the giant muscle giant was the source of the stench.

Kaleb's wish was "to balloon up with muscle and constantly demand attention with an aura of toxic masculinity"

I hope you enjoy his wish to the fullest.

[mindfulbrat]

yeah

[narcissistcookbook]

all i want in life is to be the tiny figure in the foreground of fantasy landscape art

[evenmoreacid]

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Good Morning, World.

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[kathaynesart]

Can I ask what the formulas are that donnie calculates to make a big boom(??)

Just curious, lolol

Of course! There’s a few different ones in there including the infamous e=mc2, but the majority are meant to calculate the energy released in a nuclear explosion. There’s also the Born–Oppenheimer (BO) approximation (which makes the assumption that the wave functions of atomic nuclei and electrons in a molecule can be treated separately) for the sake of his creative process. Admittedly t’s not 100% accurate (because nuclei and electrons CAN move at the same speed) but Donnie is working on the fly here with nothing but his still limited mortal brain and it has been accurate enough to aid his basic needs in blowing up Krang. So uh… just trust him on it haha!

[idliketobeatree]

dead boy detectives text posts as starboarded (and others) messages from the dead gay detectives server, part 12 part 1 by @nix-nihili ↳ 2,2.5, 3, 4, 5, 9, 10 mine ↳ 6, 7, 11 @aletterinthenameofsanity ↳ 8 _ @hartigays @tragedy-machine @vyther15 @bitterdesert @agentearthling @magpiemarten @aletterinthenameofsanity @datglutengoblin @holvivum @autumn-equinox-04 @shaylogic @qwanderer @featherandstorm @singt0me @its-about-the-acethetic @wikipediagreen @anything-thats-rock-and-roll @safaiagem @colourblindcharles @pinklemonslices @fangirlzars @mellxncollie @every-moment-a-different-sound @plentyghosts @wordsinhaled @tumblerislovetumblerislife @fenristheulv + logan

bonus:

[mindfulbrat]

The relationship between a hot girl and her messy room is something that can be so personal

[ominouspuff]

Continuing this fix-it AU where Commander Fox springboards off the deep end into a full-on rebellion, featuring unlikely allies belatedly finding out they are allies far too late to stop being allies but then again it’s never too late not to throw a terrifyingly destructive fit about it (Maul)

Close-up’s under the cut