#fe headcanon

[ao3robin215]

I wanna post something but I haven't been home lately, so I can't post wips and such.

So, I'mma share this...

Awakening Headcanon

> Robin likes chess alright, but they really really love Catan. (And Frederick is good at it too)

[nm-mattuz]

Canon Byleth: kind, considerate, with a subtle smile on their face.

Fanon Byleth: do be fucking their students (also do be fishing)

My Byleth: "You don't stand a chance... Against me..."

[shybluebirdninja]

Public Heat

Summary: Logan’s wild side takes over as he fucks you onto the balcony.

Pairing            : Logan Howlett x Human!Fem-reader Note               : exhibitionism sex, smut

The cool night air hit your skin, but the heat between you and Logan was enough to set the whole city on fire. You barely had time to think before you were pushed up against the railing of your balcony, Logan’s rough hands already pulling at your clothes, his growl rumbling through the darkness.

“Logan, we’re—” you started, glancing down at the street below, the lights of the city glowing, people walking by completely unaware of what was about to happen. But Logan didn’t care. He wasn’t the type to give a damn about who could see or who might hear. In fact, the thought of it seemed to turn him on more.

“You worried about a little audience, sweetheart?” he rasped into your ear, his voice dripping with that familiar roughness that always sent a shiver down your spine. His hands gripped your waist, spinning you around until your chest was pressed against the cold metal railing. The city was spread out below you like a playground, and here you were, at the mercy of this feral man.

Before you could say anything, Logan’s hands were on you again, tugging at your pants, rough and impatient, and you couldn’t help but moan as he peeled them down. The cool night air hit your exposed skin, a stark contrast to the heat burning inside you, but you didn’t care. Not when Logan was behind you, his body pressed so close, his breath hot against your neck.

“You’re soaked already,” he growled, his hands running over your bare ass, squeezing possessively. “You like this, huh? Knowing anyone could look up and see you get fucked by me.”

You could barely respond, your mind spinning from the intensity, but your body gave him all the answers he needed. You pushed back against him, craving more, craving everything, and Logan’s low, dirty chuckle told you that he knew exactly what you wanted.

“That’s my girl,” he muttered, and before you could catch your breath, he slammed his dick into you, hard and deep. The force of it made you gasp, your hands gripping the railing for dear life as Logan started moving, not caring at all who might be watching.

The way he fucked you was wild, reckless, like he couldn’t hold back anymore, and the thought of people walking below, just a glance up and they’d see you like this, only made it hotter. Logan’s hands gripped your hips, pulling you back to meet his thrusts, and the sound of skin slapping against skin filled the air. You could barely think, barely breathe, the only thing you could focus on was the way he felt inside you, the way he owned every inch of your body.

“Goddamn, you’re fuckin’ perfect,” Logan growled, his voice rough with lust. His hands slid up your back, pushing your chest further against the railing, arching you even more so he could bury himself deeper, harder. “You love this, don’t you? Letting everyone see how good you take it.”

You moaned, your body shaking with the intensity of it all, and Logan’s pace only quickened, his cock slamming into you over and over, making sure you felt every inch of him. The thrill of being so exposed, knowing anyone could see, made it impossible to hold back, and you could feel your orgasm building fast, your body tightening around him.

“Fuck, Logan,” you gasped, barely able to form words, but Logan wasn’t stopping, wasn’t slowing down. He was relentless, his hands gripping your hips so hard you were sure there’d be bruises tomorrow. But that was the last thing on your mind now.

The tension in your body snapped, and you came hard, your legs trembling as waves of pleasure crashed over you. Logan growled in satisfaction, his hips slamming into you one last time as he chased his own release. You could feel him throbbing inside you, and then, with a deep, primal grunt, he came, filling you up as he held you tight against the railing.

For a moment, neither of you moved, just standing there, bodies pressed together, both of you trying to catch your breath. The sounds of the city below seemed distant, almost unreal, as you slowly came down from the high of it all.

Logan leaned down, his lips brushing against your ear as he chuckled softly. “Think anyone saw?”

[mirensiart]

Henry fire emblem is my favorite creepy pasta

[felikatze]

i feel like. the more i like and care about something. the less i am capable of watching video essays about it. game i never heard of and don't intend to ever play? sure i'll watch 8hrs discussing it's flaws.

but thing i like? if you think you can point out flaws i'm not already aware of, you are dead wrong. none know better how much my interests suck than me.

and also. if you get one thing wrong about them i'll maul you. with things i like it means i've already seen every single piss on the poor take of it ever, and i'm much more polarized. i got emotional investment. i'm going to start biting people.

[dentos-wife]

I had to ask customer support about Grima in CYL after making the top 20 but not being ranked and shockingly they responded to me (and some others on Reddit I saw) so here! Outright confirmation Grima doesn't fit into the male or female catergory

Diversity win, eldritch lab created dragon god's gender incomprehensible to human gender norms

[frickingnerd]

caught making out with makoto yuki

pairing: makoto yuki x gn!reader (+ s.e.e.s.)

tags: silly & wholesome fluff, secret relationship, all of sees is here (except koromaru), established romantic relationship, suggestive

nobody at s.e.e.s. knew that makoto and you had been dating for a short while now

you had meant to eventually tell them, but for now, your relationship with the leader of s.e.e.s. was a little secret between just you and him

that was until one night, the two of you ended up getting caught making out in his room–

the two of you got so lost in your little make out session that you forgot the time, being unfashionably late for the trip to tartarus

so when junpei, yukari and co. made their way up to their leaders room, bursting in, to see why on earth he was late, they were quite surprised to find the newest member of their team on his lap, straddling him as the two of them made out!

“holy sh–” junpei was the first to gasp out something in surprise, only for yukari to quickly smack his arm, causing the boy to laugh

“a-apologies! we didn't know you two were–” mitsuru was quick to excuse herself, barely even looking at makoto and you, as her embarrassment was apparent

you were quick to climb of makoto's lap, but everyone had already seen the two of you by this point

fuuka covered up ken's eyes, as well as her own, while shinjiro and akihiko seemed uncertain if they wanted to stare or avoid looking altogether! only aigis seemed confused why everyone was acting so strange…

[faerghusfucker]

EVERYONE CHEER AND REJOICE I DREW SOMETHING TODAY!!!!!!!!!!

ball mercedes is finished!!!! finally!!! i had a lot of fun drawing her lol, she’s also the first girl i’ve posted a drawing of on my tumblr so uhhhh yay for breaking the glass ceiling i guess???? i was having a lot of trouble with what directions to take her in but @astralsoap sent me a lot of rlly useful historical references and stuff about like the style influences in 3H. @pathetic-gamer ‘s series on fashion in fodlan was a particularly good read and i recommend it for anyone interested in 3H’s costume designs :3

all of that being said. i really didn’t take very much concrete inspiration from the references LMAO i was struggling with whether or not mercie would have like a super fashionable dress and i actually decided that she wouldn’t. i don’t think she would have the means to get smth super cute and trendy for the ball, and what i actually envisioned is that this is a dress that was given to her by her mother that she altered by cutting the sleeves off and adding the sheer bit at the top to make it her own. she DID take her hair out of its ponytail and tease it a bit bc i just find her fluffy hair so cute and pretty and i wanna see more of it all of the time. also idk how clear it is with the shape of her eyes but she is wearing eyeshadow lol

in my mind, mercie was more concerned with getting her friends prettied up for the ball than herself lol. she went dress shopping with annette and ingrid (against the latter’s will) and she helped them with their hair and makeup. she also did dedue’s hair and managed to get felix to stop bitching and let her do his also bc like. how could she resist those long locks.

i think mercedes loved the ball lol it’s exactly her vibe. she probably went to bed early after some dancing but i like to think she had a nice night.

here’s the full lineup! my inability to draw shoes is growing more and more obvious each time i add to this series lol this is not a good look. annette is next and i PROMISE i’ll give her real heels instead of. vague boot thing. check out my posts for the other characters if you wanna see my headcanons for them lol love youuuu sorry this took a million billion years.

[dark-konohagakure2]

hiii I saw that u write for fire emblem that got me SO excited!!!! can u write something for dimitri? lots of misogyny and him being really mean :3

tw: noncon, FE3H spoilers, kidnapping, black eagles!reader, abuse, misogyny, size difference, enslavement, power imbalance, mirror sex, abuse of power

All characters depicted are 18+

Dimitri is no longer the kind young man he used to be, even those outside of his inner circle know this, ever since Edelgard betrayed him in an absolutely unforgivable way, he has completely forgone showing any mercy towards her or anyone who opposes him, even those who aren't explicitly on Edelgard's side in the ongoing way, which means that Dimitri won't take kindly to any Black Eagle students he might encounter by chance in the midst battle.

The old Dimitri, the sane Dimitri, wouldn't be so quick to attack a former schoolmate, someone who he might have even once considered a friendly acquaintance or even a friend, but that version of Dimitri is dead and buried, killed by the very woman this little gnat is defending. The girl's loyalty to Edelgard is infuriating to Dimitri, his savage side wants to kill this loyal mutt where she stands, but his cold and calculated side wins out and he decides to prolong the torment.

Dimitri is the future king of Faerghus and a feared leader of a powerful faction, so he can do nearly anything he wants with little to no consequence, nobody will bat an eye when Dimitri brings in a 'prisoner' from the Adrestain Empire for him to 'interrogate' alone, even Felix, who is usually quick to antagonize the Boar King, doesn't even blink at Dimitri's incredibly out of character decision.

As soon as the doors to his vast personal chambers are closed, Dimitri's intentions towards her become clear as day, torture would have been a preferable fate compared to what he's going to do to her. She's a woman, he's a man, an important, strong, powerful man with a bone to pick, its only logical that she'd be forced to become his slave until further notice, until he gets Edelgard's head on a sphere at the very earliest.

"Filthy empire wench. Did you truly believe that you could side with that woman and get away with it? Perhaps bringing your holes to ruin will teach you some humility..."

Dimitri is savage in battle, and that will also carry over into bed, or at least it would if he deigned to fuck a filthy empire whore like her in his lavish bed, he's not going to sully his fine bedding with her mere presence, instead he'll fuck her right up against the nearest surface he can find, which just so happens to be a mirror.

He'll pound into her hard and fast, his pace and might nearly cracking the mirror, Dimitri will offer no reprieve whatsoever, one gloves hand tangled in her hair and the other gripping her hip tightly enough to draw blood as he takes all his anger out on her pussy, her breasts and face forcibly pressed against the cold glass of the mirror as his much larger, muscular body crowds her's.

Dimitri has never had sex before prior to this brutal session, he's too preoccupied with his royal duties and his revenge for such base desires, but now that he has a convenient and unwilling receptacle for his desires and his frustrations, he's starting to see why silly skirt chasers like Sylvain enjoy plundering some tight cunts so much.

Dimitri won't cum inside of her, he'll be damned if he lets some vile Adrestain harlot taint his revered bloodline with her horrid commoner blood and even more abhorrent allegiances, instead he'll cum on her, blowing his load all over her now red backside. He's disgusted with her for forcing him to waste his seed on her whorish body, but he'll have plenty of time to force her to make up for her apparent misdeeds.

"You disgust me, commoner bitch. There are plenty more worthy women out there who are far more deserving of my seed than you, and you just forced me to waste it. This won't go unpunished. On your knees."

Dimitri isn't sure whether he's going to keep her as his slave permanently, or if he's going to dispose of her once he kills Edelgard and finds a proper woman to marry. But then again, even if he does eventually marry, he might still keep her around anyway as an entertaining little house pet.

[ao3robin215]

Awakening Pokémon??

What pokemon would awakening's characters have? (No legendaries)

Robin - Emolga or Toxtricity

Chrom - Dubwool

Lissa - Cottonee

Frederick - Corviknight (shiny)

Lucina - Sirfetch'd

Morgan - Centiskorch

Grima - Hydreigon

[genshingorlsrevengeance]

Can you do Edelgard, Bernedetta, and Alear with an S/O that takes them out to Stargaze in the night?

(FE:3H/FE:Engage) Edelgard, Bernadetta, and Alear's S/O taking them out to stargaze

Edelgard has looked at the stars many times in her life.

Many of those times were reminiscing on simpler days, leading to even darker thoughts.

Though this was the first time she could truly take a moment to appreciate the beautiful sight, the stars lighting the trees around her and S/O.

In who knows how long, she was able to sit down with someone she loved and be a normal girl. For now, the worries of being Emperor could be laid to rest, making Edelgard lean into S/O's shoulder.

There was no one to see her be this vulnerable, after all.

(Edelgard) "It appears tonight was the best time to come out."

(S/O) "Hm, I'd say it's average."

She turns her head to them, confused.

(Edelgard) "Average?"

(S/O) "There's actually plenty of nights where it looks like this out here. You're usually knee-deep in work to notice."

Noticing their smirk, Edelgard sighs, knowing they were teasing her.

(Edelgard) "Is that your way of saying I need to get out more?"

(S/O) "Simply making an observation, my lady."

Chuckling at the emphasis of their last words, Edelgard's gaze turns back to the sky.

(Edelgard) "I know it may be hard for you to believe S/O, but being the Emperor requires attention almost every second."

(S/O) "True, but it's good to get some fresh air every now and then."

(Edelgard) "On that, I will agree...Especially with pleasant company."

S/O smiled and leaned into Edelgard as well, both saying nothing and enjoying the rare moment of quiet.

Bernadetta yawns as she lays down onto the grass, watching as the stars glittered in the sky.

(S/O) "Soooo, glad I got you out of your room now?"

(Bernadetta) "H-Hey! I haven't stayed cooped up in there in years, S/O!"

(S/O) "But you were thinking about that, weren't you?"

Bernadetta scoffs, resting her hands on her stomach now.

(Bernadetta) "Maybe a little...But if I have you here with me then...I can make an effort to at least appreciate life a little more."

S/O said nothing and instead smiled, their hand brushing against hers.

Taking the hint, Bernadetta squeezed it back, their hands just resting in each other's grasp as they stared into the sky.

(Bernadetta) "Were the lights always this pretty?"

(S/O) "I'd say mostly. Even back during the academy, it was nice to just watch for a few hours."

Bernadetta's lips curled into a small smile.

(Bernadetta) "Is that why you were so sleepy whenever I saw you in class?"

(S/O) "Psh! As if you actually came out enough to see that. Until Ingrid kicked down your door-"

(Bernadetta) "Ugh! Don't remind me!"

The two made pleasant smalltalk under the starry night.

Alear smiled as S/O and her sat near the pool, feet dangling in the water and looking upward.

(Alear) "It's so...peaceful tonight."

(S/O) "Because the others aren't here?"

Alear nodded her head sideways in agreement, though the noise she made indicated otherwise.

(Alear) "Thaaat, and well, the Somniel is quiet anyways, usually."

(S/O) "Should we come out here to look at the stars more often?"

(Alear) "I'd like that."

Their hands laced together, Alear kicking her feet slowly in the waters, careful not to splash it on themselves.

When there wasn't a battle to prepare for, or just the usual shenanigans of the others disturbing the peace, the stars up here were quiet beautiful.

Was that because Somniel was higher up? She couldn't say.

All she knew was that she loved moments like these.

(Alear) "...How much do you wanna bet we'll have someone interrupt us?"

(S/O) "Depends. How much gold do we have saved up?"

(Alear) "Probably not enough for what you're wanting."

[quillfulwriter]

[shybluebirdninja]

Naughty Secrets

Summary: Logan's quiet crush on you turns into an unexpected obsession when he finds your used underwear in your room.

Pairing           : Logan Howlett x Fem!Human-reader

Note               : masturbation, erotic obsession

Logan leaned against the kitchen counter, casually sipping his beer, while you gathered your things to head out for the evening. The soft sound of your laughter echoed around the apartment, filling him with warmth. You turned to him, tossing your bag over your shoulder.

“Hey, I’ll be back late, so don’t wait up, okay?” you said, flashing a bright smile. Logan felt his heart race, a flicker of something deep within him igniting.

“Sure, no problem. Just don’t get into too much trouble,” he teased, trying to keep it light, even though his mind was swirling with thoughts he couldn’t quite voice. You rolled your eyes playfully, waving goodbye as you headed out the door.

Once the door clicked shut behind you, a heavy silence filled the apartment, and Logan felt the familiar pang of longing wash over him. With you gone, a potent mix of curiosity and desire consumed him. He hesitated for a moment, feeling the magnetic pull of your room. After a moment, he made his way to your door, heart racing as he pushed it open.

The room was like a shrine to you—the faint scent of your favorite perfume still lingered in the air, mingling with something more intoxicating. As Logan's eyes roamed your space, he stumbled upon a pair of your used panties tossed aside carelessly on the bed. They beckoned to him, their fabric wrinkled and stained, a testament to your absence and a thrill he couldn’t resist.

“God, what am I doing?” he muttered to himself, his breath hitching as he picked them up, the softness sending shivers down his spine. Bringing them closer, he inhaled deeply, the scent igniting a primal hunger within him. This is so wrong, but I can’t stop.

Thoughts of you flooded his mind—how carefree you were, how you laughed, the way your hair danced around your shoulders. But now, you were just a fantasy he couldn’t shake. “You don’t know how much I want you,” he whispered, gripping the fabric tighter as he sank onto the edge of your bed.

As he held the delicate material to his face, he savored the intoxicating aroma. His fingers brushed over the fabric, imagining your skin beneath it, picturing the way you moved, the way you looked at him when you thought he wasn’t watching.

He growled lowly, “What would you do if you knew? Would you laugh? Would you push me away?” But he was lost in the thrill, losing himself in the fantasies swirling in his mind. “Maybe you’d want this too. Maybe you’d beg for it.”

Logan couldn't hold back any longer. He slid a hand down his body, stroking himself slowly, feeling the heat build as he lost himself in the moment. “Just one taste,” he murmured, his lips brushing against the fabric. He licked the material, tasting remnants of you, groaning at the deliciously filthy act.

With every kiss, every lick, he imagined you right there with him. “You’re so fucking perfect,” he breathed, his voice thick with desire. “I want to hear you moan my name, to feel you beneath me, begging for more.”

His breath quickened, and his grip tightened around himself, pleasure building as he continued to worship the very essence of you. “Just imagine the things I could do to you,” he fantasized, heart racing, pulse pounding. “I’d make you feel so good, you wouldn’t know what hit you.”

The thought of your body writhing under his touch, your soft moans filling the air, sent him spiraling deeper into lust. He envisioned pressing you against the wall, feeling your warmth against him as he whispered all the dirty things he wanted to do to you. “I’d show you exactly what you do to me, how much I crave you.”

Logan surrendered to the dark cravings that had been brewing for far too long, lost in a haze of desire and desperation. “I can’t stop thinking about you,” he whispered, gripping your panties tighter, breathing in your scent, feeling himself teeter on the edge of madness. “You’re my secret obsession, and I won’t let anyone take you away from me.”

The line between right and wrong blurred as he surrendered to the hunger inside him, knowing he’d do anything to have you, to make you his.

[hibari-draws]

My transfem!Hubert designs for FE Trans Week. I'm late as heck but thank you for hosting this!

[erebus-the-answer]

Akihiko so transgender, reference under the cut

[glowingbadger]

Sick again, but what else is new. Being immunocompromised I feel like I spend a stupid amount of time with the common cold. Anyway, for fun, I'm ranking how well each of my personal Top Tier Husbandos from all of my big fandoms would take care of their lover when they're sick. A shockingly fluffy premise by my standards, I know, but I need some comfort slop right now. Also this is a great way to self-report that the only types of dudes I'm into are chaotic fuckboys and serious older men.

Going from WORST to BEST, How well they take care of you when you're sick:

8. Kishibe Rohan (JJBA) - I think this is an uncontroversial pick, since being an emotionally stunted asshole is like, an enormous part of his personality. At best, he grabs some medicine at the store while he's picking up his own things, and while he does insist you rest, it's mostly so that you're not hacking and coughing near him- he really can't afford to get sick (nevermind that the man churns out manga pages in mere minutes). The only caveat I could see to this is if he's able to use Heaven's Door to simply make you stop being sick- but A. I'm not certain that's within the scope of his Stand, and B. I don't know if he'd even want to get close enough to you to do that if you're sick.

7. Soren (FE 9/10) - Listen. By all accounts, Soren is very much capable of feeling quite tender and even nurturing towards someone who has managed to work their way into his heart. But he doesn't have a lot of practice with caring about other people, much less in the material sense. He'll ensure that there's a healer on-call for you at all times, but he feels there's really not much he can directly do, and so takes a very clinical standpoint on it. You need rest, fluids and nutrition, and he hardly sees how him hovering over you will help with any of those things. He's most likely to commit himself to the practical side of things, keep things moving smoothly in your absence so you have less to worry about, as he's well aware that his bedside manner is miserable. He will, of course, be very relieved in his own way once you've recovered.

6. Kaeya Alberich (Genshin) - while Kaeya does hate to see you feeling under the weather, and will show he cares in his own way, he's not exactly used to being responsible even for himself, let alone someone else. Hell, when he watches Klee, half the time he ends up swept in whatever she wants to do to amuse herself and is just there to make sure she doesn't get hurt or upset. He'll have some great book recommendations to keep your mind busy, and he'll have flowers sent to you, but his bedside manner is just a touch too casual and cavalier to be overly comforting. Frankly, he'll likely spend most of your recovery time planning something fun for the two of you to do to celebrate and get you back on your feet once you're feeling better. (He's also probably the most likely on this list to get himself sick in the process)

5. Axel / Lea (KH) - we are finally getting into the tier of guys who would actually be fairly good at this, given Axel is a protective sort at heart, and truly takes on the "team mom" role in his own friend group. While he's not exactly brilliant when it comes to the medical side of illness, he is openly worried for you, and will be at your side as often as he can. He'll do his best to distract you and keep your mood up with light conversation and funny anecdotes- though you may have to be the one to tell him when you just need to rest for a bit. Overall, he's very big on indulging in your comforts when you're sick, making sure you have your favorite sweets, plenty of blankets, a plushie to snuggle, and whatever books, games, shows, etc. will get you through.

4. Elliott (SDV) - in a strange way, Elliott is all-too eager to dote on you and take care of you when you're sick. It's something he'd mentally prepared for, as caring for one's lover in their time of need is exactly the sort of romantic thing that he'd envision when picturing being with the love of his life one day. His heart breaks to see you suffering, of course, but he's practically excited at the prospect of expressing how he cares for you by going above and beyond to help as much as he can. He's another who's not exactly knowledgeable when it comes to illness, but he likely has a few home remedies, a favorite tea, a special soup, all of the small creature-comforts that he puts his heart into preparing for you. His sheer sincerity about it all is uplifting in itself; when he tells you you're every bit as beautiful with your hair out of place, bags under your eyes and sinuses congested, he truly means it.

3. Seteth (FE3H) - I'm sure some of you are shocked he's not number one for me- and to be fair, he is absolutely wonderful to have at your side when you're not well. His unusual biology means he almost never gets sick, so he'll have no qualms about bringing some paperwork with him so he can continue his work while staying at your bedside for as long as you'll allow him, ready to fetch you more water, more medicine, a healer, more pillows, anything at all. He's also used to caring for others, so he'll check your temperature and monitor your fluid intake himself, all while gently but firmly encouraging you to do what's best for your health. The only issue is that, predictably, he can be over-bearing about it. Flayn may even need to intervene at times to coax him away from your side and remind him to take care of himself as well. Seteth is also the type to snap at anyone who disrupts your rest in any way. Overall, very helpful and nurturing, but absolutely a worrier.

2. Kurama (YYH) - To be honest, having Kurama around is like having your own personal nurse and pharmacist wrapped up in your beautiful and caring lover. He has plenty of experience caring for his loved ones through illness, and while he's no healer per-say, he's well versed in exactly what kind of rest, hydration and nutrition you need, and will keep you on a healthy regimen while attending to you with that calm and steady demeanor. I wouldn't be surprised if there are even some plants from the demon or spirit worlds that he'd have access to with fairly advanced healing qualities, so you may even have a cheat code to a fast recovery through him. That said, he's familiar enough with human biology that he knows not to rely on "miracle cures," and will do all he can to help your recovery while keeping you comfortable and remaining by your side so you won't start to sulk or feel lonely.

1. Welt Yang (HSR) - Really his place at the top of my ranking comes down to balance. Welt is protective, kind, and nurturing, but will also keep you on a firm but gentle regimen of medicine, fluids, and so on. He's mature and calm enough to be your rock while you're suffering, and won't over react to your illness, but he's also in touch with his emotions enough to show you he cares and be there for you through it. He's got an extensive catalogue of fun shows and movies in mind to recommend to keep you distracted and pass the time, and hell, if you just want to relax and watch him sketch for a bit, that's fine too. He's proactive about asking what you need, and what would be most helpful and comfortable for you in the moment, but he's also sensitive to your mood and good enough at reading you that he'll be able to tell whether March and Dan Heng constantly coming to check up on you is actually helpful, or just stressing you out. Overall, just 10/10 vibes, he's got the practical know-how and the bedside manner, no notes.