#favorite headcanon exchange experience yet

[dicktat]

Yes essay response!!!

Aiden is so inexperienced and youthful I LOVE him. His little cheesy comebacks and hyping himself up and general cockiness reads like a teenager (I know he’s 20 something but he FEELS very young). I think he’s not tall, but very fit? Solid fit? Like you wouldn’t be able to guess how much he weighs by looking at him. And very very strong like pin you to the ground with teeth on yo neck strong. Also I agree Crane wasn’t as agile as Aiden lol his juicy ass titties can’t even fit in the vent. Hakon is average in height and weight. I’d say he’s on the more slender side. Not as scrawny as Barney but you can tell he got some tiny waist ;( probably can carry him over the shoulder easily. Also why he’s so fucking fragile it takes TWO hits to kill him. And I agree he’s like 35-ish…also fuck Hakon Lawan romance subplot I’ll always hate the writers for this. Sophie and Lawan I do agree Sophie’s the older. I think Sophie and Barney are half French tho, their moms name is literally Francoise (and the one who founded the Baazar)…definitely villedor local. I will die for canon sea/half black Lawan.

I laughed SO hard at Juan being defensive about his height like damn bitch you work with Rowe who’s at least 6’3😭(I’d say he tries to not stand next to him during meetings and BRIBED some poor PK nurse into altering his documents so it reads he’s over 6 ft), this man is also kinda insecure about his age imo. Okay king you’re fabulous next. Waltz imo is about 51. He looks about 35 during Aiden’s flashback which is roughly 21-5=16 years ago. And he’s fucking tall. I’d say probably among one of the tallest due to his illegal drug use lol. Him being Greek is just,,, his overall facial structure, and me hoping he’s at least not…plain white like full American white😔

Astrid is tall, fuck yeah. I’d say the tallest female in the whole cast, followed by Shen Xiu (both over 5’10). Again, Abel being like, 15 when he’s was taken🥲that’s fucked up. Both him a his father are tall! Ciro lmao baby boy…I think he’s young of course, same age as Aiden, but imo it’d be funnier if he’s slightly taller/older than Aiden, but still treated like he’s the younger one. Getting called “punk”, rescued like princess and getting kicked the shit out of. On an angstier side note, I think it’d be pretty accurate if Aiden has no idea about his age. Canonically he didn’t even know is LAST NAME, he never got the nice childhood he deserves. So when ppl ask him he’d probably hit them with a “not sure, doesn’t matter, don’t even know when’s my birthday”. My boy.

I was also hoping for some characters with Eastern European headcanons. The running joke of the word “pierogi” being graffitied EVERYWHERE (okay I know techland writers are mostly is Polish but it’s still a nice touch) someone’s gotta be from around there. Which, hear me out, Juan or Waltz even Cillian could fill that role (but Argentinian!!! I’m screaming I love it)

I’m conclusion I think height wise it’s probably Waltz > Rowe/Ogar/Abel > Barney >Juan/Hakon > Jack Matt/Aitor.

Age wise Oldest: Colonel (mid 50-60) Waltz and Astrid.

Mutuals lemme know your DL2 character height/age/nationality headcanons cuz I have no idea what is going on

Aiden: I have zero idea. He was born pre-fall so I’d say 18-20 ish? Every time he drinks I just go wow wait till Craaaane find out about this. Height idk I hc him as. Very short. Scrawny. Underfed stray.

Hakon: OKAY I know everyone says he’s French buy,,,does he actually say that in game? Is it just the name+accent tho. Age I’d say 35 or older. Average height. Maybe 6’0 under. Lame old fuck.

Lawan: I’m really buying the sea idea, I think she’s around 23-25.

Sophie: couldn’t decide if I want her to be Lawan’s tall/mature gf or baby queen.

Barney: obviously younger than Sophie around 23 no more than 25. Very tall. Scrawny. Boy got his ears pierced at Clair’s but at least he’s over drinking age.

Aitor and Juan I guess both in their early 40s, although I think Aitor’s older. Neither of them are tall. (Oh yeaaah Aitor’s British)

Waltz: no idea. Not full white tho. I’d say some middle eastern or greek heritage.

Astrid: my fucking mom she looks stunning I don’t care about her age😭😭😭

[vanilladove]

⋆₊ ♱ perv!ghost!nikolai

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ཐི ♱₊ཋྀ pairing: ghost!nikolai x fem!reader

ཐི ♱₊ཋྀ genre: smut headcanons; 18+ only!!

ཐི ♱₊ཋ content warnings: shameless smut/nsfw, mentions of size kink, alcohol + drug use, lowk dubcon, slight angst at end, nikolai’s pov（＾ω＾）

ཐི ♱₊ཋ notes: experimenting with something new lmk if u guys like it or not 😔 kicking off spooktober as an apology for delays; babusya = ukrainian grandma

𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐯!𝐠𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐭!𝐧𝐢𝐤𝐨𝐥𝐚𝐢 who haunts an old apartment near a local circus; who still retains his maniacal trouble maker personality as a ghost

he settled on the apartment after an old babusya let him in and allowed him to stay there, offering his favorite piroshki in exchange for protection from other spirits. he messes with her, but doesn’t do anything too harmful—just some silly pranks

who gets bored after babusya passes away and new tenants move in

he’s really done everything he can to scare the shit out of all the tenants, but they keep coming and leaving—some even having the audacity to try exorcising him (it didn’t work)

𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐯!𝐠𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐭!𝐧𝐢𝐤𝐨𝐥𝐚𝐢 who has an insatiable urge to kill until he sees you, a sweet heartbroken girl, come to the apartment your ex was supposed to live with you in

𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐯!𝐠𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐭!𝐧𝐢𝐤𝐨𝐥𝐚𝐢 who decides to have some fun with you—he hasn’t seen anyone close to his age yet, and no one as pretty and cute as you

he starts small—moving things around, making noise + randomly braiding your hair at night, stealing things from your bags, switching lights on and off, etc.

he gets pissed when you take no notice, only drinking and crying over your stupid, ugly ex—seriously, nikolai saw the pictures of them and thought you could do way better

𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐯!𝐠𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐭!𝐧𝐢𝐤𝐨𝐥𝐚𝐢 who can’t look away from you while you undress before showering, admiring your perfect ass and tits and the soft curves of your body

𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐯!𝐠𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐭!𝐧𝐢𝐤𝐨𝐥𝐚𝐢 who switches your medications/supplements with aphrodisiac pills and waits until you take them while drunk, telling himself he just wants to see a reaction from you, but he has ulterior motives

he watches intensely as you suddenly feel hot and slip your fingers in your bra and panties, touching yourself in a lust-consumed frenzy

𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐯!𝐠𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐭!𝐧𝐢𝐤𝐨𝐥𝐚𝐢 who can’t stop himself from watching you whimper helplessly since the sensations aren’t enough—of course he has to help his little dove out by materializing both hands

he uses one to rub circles around your pretty clit and puts the other one in your mouth, training your throat for his big cock

you're too lost in the drug-fueled lust to pay any mind to the fact his hands appeared out of nowhere—you probably think it's just a sex dream

𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐯!𝐠𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐭!𝐧𝐢𝐤𝐨𝐥𝐚𝐢 who loves how you choke on his fingers, tears of pleasure streaming down your heated face as he inserts his long fingers in your wet pussy, watching your eyes roll back in pleasure as he hits the spots inside that you can’t reach without toys

𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐯!𝐠𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐭!𝐧𝐢𝐤𝐨𝐥𝐚𝐢 who savors the taste of your sweet release on his fingertips before replacing the fingers in your mouth with his cock, pushing it in with little warning

𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐯!𝐠𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐭!𝐧𝐢𝐤𝐨𝐥𝐚𝐢 who gets so fucking turned on by the way you adjust to his size and take him so well, using your hands to pump the length you can’t fit in your mouth

𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐯!𝐠𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐭!𝐧𝐢𝐤𝐨𝐥𝐚𝐢 who rewards his good little girl with his cum, shooting it down into your throat as you swallow every last drop and lick him clean, still aroused

deciding to help you out, he materializes fully and lines his tip up with your entrance, panting because he’s so close to being inside you, his latest obsession

𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐯!𝐠𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐭!𝐧𝐢𝐤𝐨𝐥𝐚𝐢 who pushes himself in your warm cunt, inch by inch, admiring your fucked-out glossy eyes and the arousal stuck on your thighs

he smirks when you suddenly get shy and cover your face, flustered by how attractive he is and how much pressure he’s causing in your insides

who whispers sweet nothings as you whimper from the uncomfortable stretch and assures you that you can take it all, licking the pricking tears from your eyes

he moves your hands away from your face and drags them across his abs and long white braid, occasionally peppering your body with kisses, and braiding stray strands of hair to calm you down while you adjust to his size—he can tell how full you are from the big bulge in your stomach

𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐯!𝐠𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐭!𝐧𝐢𝐤𝐨𝐥𝐚𝐢 who starts moving once you give him a cute nod, moving deep and slow at first until you're more used to his size

he litters kisses around your chest, kitten licking your swollen nipples which he knows are sensitive

he loves the way you slightly buck your hips up to meet his thrusts, occasionally pressing against your stomach and groaning when he can feel himself inside of you

𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐯!𝐠𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐭!𝐧𝐢𝐤𝐨𝐥𝐚𝐢 breathes heavily against your smooth skin, his large hands around your waist to keep your squirming frame in place

who burrows himself into your neck as his strokes get slower, who tells you to say his name as you chase your own orgasm

𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐯!𝐠𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐭!𝐧𝐢𝐤𝐨𝐥𝐚𝐢 who cums when a soft i love you, nikolai rolls off your tongue, as you mess up his once neat white braid

he collapses gently on top of you--he doesn't remember the last time someone's addressed him so adoringly

he listens intently to your heartbeat, reminding him that you’re alive and he’s dead; his cold figure hugging your warm body

𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐯!𝐠𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐭!𝐧𝐢𝐤𝐨𝐥𝐚𝐢 who strokes your hair and rambles about nothing until you fall asleep, telling himself he's just using you for entertainment, despite the tightness in his chest

𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐯!𝐠𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐭!𝐧𝐢𝐤𝐨𝐥𝐚𝐢 who disappears in the morning but still watches you intently, waiting for another lonely night where he can touch you

[retroaria]

ੈ♡˳ boyfriend Isagi ｡.｡:∞♡

summary: cutsey headcanons for everyones favorite egoist Isagi Yoichi (HIMsagi GOATichi) a bit of a school AU but you can add your own nuances to it ofc I just tried to be general

warnings: purest of fluff (your heart might explode)

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pre!boyfriend isagi who shows his feelings through sweet acts of service before he’s ready to tell you head on. Need a partner for that project? He’s already slipping into the desk beside you, a smile on his face. Left your pencil case in homeroom? He’ll run however many miles to ensure it gets back to you. (could’ve texted you but he wants to hand it to you like Prince Charming). Forgot your lunch that day? he’s already splitting half his bento to give to you.

pre!boyfriend isagi who may be afraid to confront you about his feelings off the bat but will go so far out of his way to form a friendship with you first. Immediately introduces himself as soon as you catch his eye. You guys exchange numbers and socials and the rest is history: late night phone calls, weekend hangouts, walking you to school every morning. This boy wants to be your bestie before he swoops in for the goal (and steals your heart!)

pre!boyfriend isagi who wants to immerse himself in your interests and vise versa. No matter what it is you’re into he knows that understanding your passions will help him further understand you. Loves seeing you in the stands during his practice or games. Will literally melt at the sight of you cheering for him. “Clean up on left field, this boy just turned into a puddle of mush!”

pre!boyfriend isagi who can’t help but brush his hand and arm against yours when you walk together. Can’t help but press his leg to yours when sitting together. Can’t help but offer to carry your bags or books. Can’t help but pick that “lint” out of your hair or that “eyelash” on your face (totally not an excuse to touch you). Can’t help but tug you closer to him in crowded spaces. Can’t help but stare endlessly into your eyes everytime you speak (the BEST listener ever btw)

pre!boyfriend isagi who realizes he doesn’t want to waste another second of his life not being able to call you his. Uses the first moment he gets alone with you to take your hands in his and give you the most honest and heartfelt confession. He’s blushing lightly but confident in the connection he’s worked hard to build with you.

boyfriend!isagi who cant wait to be able to hold your hand in public, pull you in for quick kisses, wrap his arm around you whenever he wants, hold you close to him on the couch or in bed, tell you how perfect you are everyday, and never let you forget that he feels like the luckiest boy in the world when he’s with you.

boyfriend!isagi who can’t wait to introduce you to all his friends. You meet Bachira first (obvi) and the three of you become an unstoppable trio. Loves having you at post game celebrations and having you as his personal cheerleader (this boy would do anything to win the game and make you proud)

boyfriend!isagi who dies at the thought of you referring to him as “your boyfriend” and getting to say “my girlfriend/boyfriend/partner. he loves talking about you to his parents! They’re so happy to meet you and so glad that he has someone who cares for him. His mom def shows you all his baby photos (babysagi!)

boyfriend!isagi who takes you on the cutest dates and loves when you take him on dates too (makes him feel like a special boy). He always tries to do something where the two of you can spend a lot of time talking or have a nice experience together. He’s so open and willing to try new things with you, having you in his life has opened him up as a person. He’s also never not happy to just spend the night in snuggled up watching a movie/tv show/anime. (Aside: I have an isagi x reader one shot idea where they go on a date to a butterfly garden that I may potentially post Idk yet)

boyfriend!isagi who is constantly worrying about your health and wellbeing. You can’t tell me he isn’t the kind of guy to constantly check up on you, making sure you’re ok physically and mentally as often as he can. If ever you’re feeling upset or in pain/sick he goes into doctor mode and will do everything in his power to help. If all else fails he will just hold you and promise that his love will make it all better (he’s a loving optimist what can I say)

boyfriend!isagi who is the first to admit that he is absolutely smitten and totally wrapped around your finger because he will forever be in awe that he had the chance to share his love and be loved by someone so special <3

I’d love to do some more specific headcanons on him but I kept these as generic as possible and tried my best to capture just how sweetboy coded he is lol.

[stopisa]

aki hayakawa nšfw alphabet

a/n: omg hello everyone, it’s been a minute. i am back in school yet again so my schedule is a little funky but i hope to be able to create more! also i tried to keep this as gn as possible so lmk if i didn’t! this is for my aki enjoyers <3

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

whether you're a one-night stand or a long-term partner, aki rolls it out with the aftercare. of course, it'll differ depending on what you mean to him but he's going to do the bare minimum and some. always cleans you up with a towel, offers you something to drink, and asks how you felt. after the small talk, he might excuse himself to go smoke outside on his balcony, if you're close he will invite you to accompany him, if you're not then he won't say anything

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

aki never really liked anything about himself but he has learned to appreciate his hands, and it's largely unrelated to his job. he takes good care of himself and practices good hygiene so his hands look impeccable. he also likes the way they look when holding your waist, hands, wrists, and neck too :)

his partner's mouth is his favorite. he loves to see the way your mouth curls into a smile when you see him or the way his name sounds and the way it rolls off your tongue. he'll just find himself staring at your mouth while you talk, grateful that he gets to kiss it every day and night. and the way your mouth wraps around his cock is even better

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

which leads me to my next point so he loves cumming in your mouth!! it's easy to clean since you can swallow or spit it into a trash bin but there are a few times where he loves to bask in the moment of seeing the viscous fluid drip down your mouth. he'll sometimes run his thumb over your lip to coax your mouth open to push on down your tongue to watch it drip and make a mess on your chest ówò im gross

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

he totally reads romance novels and their sub-genres (romantasy, dark romance etc.). and honestly, he gets off to them as well since sometimes they’re written better than any of the other pornography he’s consumed which isn’t much if we’re being honest

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

im gonna say he’s has about 5 bodies under his belt, 2 of which were past relationships and 3 of them being a one night stands. that being said, he does know what he’s doing. he pays attention to details and he knows that every person is different when it comes to their needs.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

doesn’t really have fave, as long as you get off then he gets off. buuuuuut if ya’ll on the bed, he’ll pull you to the edge of it, wrapping your legs around his waist. he wants to see your face and stick he thumb in your mouth while he’s at it

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

can’t see him being goofy, sex is either necessity or intimacy so he’ll treat it seriously.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

like i said earlier, he has good hygiene so grooming is just part of his daily/weekly routine. his body hair is whispy and thin, pretty nonexistent. it’s the same color as his head hair, slightly darker and coarser. but again he keeps it trimmed to clean shaven :o

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

very romantic with his partner, will invite you over, clean the whole apartment, present a home cooked meal, leave small touches on your arms or thigh while exchanging small talk on the couch and then when he takes it to the bedroom it’s still the same romantic aki. communicating what you want, if you’re okay, talking you through your orgasm. it’s wonderful really

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

he’s a man, but will limit it to about 2-3 times a week if he’s single. if he has a partner rarely does he ever unless you’re away for a long time. he likes to watch twt porn, he just likes the amateur filming and the realness of it all. no acting, no special lighting. just sex as it is. or he whips out the filthy romance novel ;)

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

idgaf he has a praise kink. tell him he’s a “good boy” and let him know how he feels. he also loves giving praise “yeah sweetheart, that’s right. you’re doing so good for me.”

he also likes light bondage, it’s not the grand thing but if you whip out some handcuffs or some rope he’ll melt. there’s also def been a time where he’s removed his tie, told you to get on the bed and tied your wrists together with it, no doubt this has happened c:

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

home. that doesn’t necessarily mean just the bedroom. he’s not a huge risk taker and he’s a relatively reserved person so he does believe sex should be a private thing in a private place. but any surface at home is fair game. his bed? of course. in the shower? yes please. kitchen counter? he’s getting dinner and a show.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

it’s gonna sound basic buts he’s such a slut for domestic shit. when his stress level is down is when he is the most horny and that’s being at home. you two could be cleaning, him vacuuming and you hanging up laundry and bro is bricked up and ready to go.

words of affirmation from his partner make him swoon. you could be congratulating on a achievement, “wow aki, i’m so proud of you! you’re incredible!” and all of a sudden, he’s pitching a tent

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

anything that means physically hurting someone. the toughest he’ll get is bondage and that’s it. if he sees that he’s hurting you then he’s done. if you ask him to hurt he’ll also politely turn it down because no. also anything that super messy (food play, watersports, etc.) he doesn’t want to have to think about extra clean up after busting a nut.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

both bothboth omfg pls?? oral fixation??? um yes. giving you head is a must in foreplay before anything else happens. and he doesn’t just use his tongue but his hands as well, running them up and down your body. from your chest, down to your waist and hips, finally gripping your thighs to hold you in place.

and he is just as grateful when he’s receiving head. if you have long hair, he will hold it up for you and stroke your cheek and jaw with his other hand as you guide your mouth up and down his cock. he’s in genuine bliss <3

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

because he’s always feeling romantical let him take his time with slow thrusts. if you want him to go faster, he’ll listen but his default is slow and deep. he wants to make the euphoria last for himself and for his partner.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

nah, quickie usually means he very little time and he’ll be damned if he’s rushing somewhere or shows up late. he has to maintain his cool as a cucumber personality, duh. dude likes to take his time, it’s way better that way.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

aside from his strict “no’s” he’s open to see what makes you feel good and even explore for himself.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

not long! sorry guys, he’s a single mom with 2 kids, they wear him tf out. this is why he likes to take his time with foreplay and going slow with his thrusts. after one round he usually is sweaty, feels gross and needs a nicotine break. but if you’re still not satisfied u can fuck yourself on his fingers if you’d like after he smokes.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

and yes, because he can’t go multiple rounds toys can help with that. if it’s not his fingers you want then he can pull out your favorite vibrator-dildo and use it one you.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

sometimes! if you’ve been annoying him or you’re having some post-fight make-up sex he’ll tease you. “hah, m’gonna fuck you the way i wanna fuck you, but if you beg enough maybe i’ll change my mind.” aside from that he’s very fair and will always make sure you’re satisfied.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

medium volume, he goes from heavy breathing through his nose to audible moans and huffs through his mouth as he gets get close. is the type to moan into ur neck whilst kissing it :>

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

he has to travel often due to his job which means time apart from you :( but modern technology solves that with phone sex! he was feeling lonely and a buy aroused one night while away from home and you suggested it. at first he was apprehensive but he LOVED it after the first time. hearing your breathy moans over the phone kept him going until his assignment ended and he was able to deliver all the things he promised over the phone

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

aki lowkey packing some schmeat >:) 7 inches with just the right amount of girth. curve straight up for sure a grower not a shower. balls are average hehe 8==D

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

when it’s right after a period of time (2+ weeks) of stress and no sex, that is when is the horniest and pretty much wanting to have sex every night for a week to make up for all the lost time. outside of that exception he has a healthy sex drive

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

with his partner, he will fall asleep pretty quickly after sex + smoke break + aftercare routine. he has to trust the person and feel comfortable around them if he’s the one falling asleep first. if it’s a one night stand he will have a hard time falling asleep and probably order the person cab after all is taken care of so he can relax.

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[drstrangedaughter]

𝐁𝐈-𝐇𝐀𝐍’𝐒 𝐅𝐀𝐌𝐈𝐋𝐘 𝐈𝐒𝐒𝐔𝐄𝐒

✦ 𝐀/𝐍: I NEED to talk about Bi-Han and his hypothetical relationship with his father and mother, and how this affected him and his choices according to personal thoughts. Although Bi-Han is not a character I like, I am fascinated by his psychological introspection. I’m sorry for the angst, I love to think that all three Lin Kuei brothers love each other, I swear— these are all theories.

Ph: far2wi1

[mortal kombat 1] [bi-han]  [sub-zero] [lin kuei brothers] [headcanons] [daddy’s issues]

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It all starts from an exchange of phrases between Bi-Han and Tomas at the beginning of a fight:

« If Mother were alive—»

« She would applaud my actions »

My thoughts immediately focused on Bi-Han's response, was it his bravado talking or veiled feelings? This led me to reflect on what relationship he might have had with his mother, about whom we know nothing. Doing some research I was able to learn that apparently the two Lin Kuei brothers were brought to China by their father, who was a secret operative in the United States, to be trained as Lin Kuei assassins, against their mother's wishes.

Not knowing how old they might have been when this happened, I can speculate that this event worsened the relationship between Bi-Han and his father, he probably preferred to spend time with his mother and seeing himself forcibly removed from her must have affected him. There are children who prefer the company of one of the two parents from an early age, and seeing with how much anger Bi-Han speaks of his father during the story I imagine that from an early age the preference was for the mother, probably due to compliance with the exuberant character of the eldest son, perhaps always reprimanded by his father. As the eldest son and therefore hereditary of the Lin Kuei, his father must have forced him to follow teachings and ideals dictated by his experience, totally in contrast with Bi-Han's ideas. Serve the people with modesty opposed to the desire for power over the people themselves.

Kuai Liang he demonstrated growing up that he followed his father's ideals religiously, and this may have been another trigger: your figurehead preferring your younger brother to you, when you should be the firstborn, the best. I would add that I have the headcanon that Kuai Liang was his father's favorite, and this really bothered young Bi-Han, who grew up with hidden resentment. Bi-Han carried within him the dualism of not wanting to follow his father's ideals by thinking differently and the incessant need to still be seen as better than his brother Kuai Liang, who was evidently preferred. He must have found that acceptance that his father did not give him in his mother, who must have celebrated his revolutionary ideas for the future of Lin Kuei.

Then the father decides to take the brothers to China away from their mother, who was the only source of celebration for Bi-Han. Here something must have completely broken and the hatred for the father exploded.

Another trigger was the arrival of Tomas, yet another person who wanted to follow his father's values ​​without questioning, stealing the show from the eldest son who claimed to be the head of the family's favorite. And equally hatred was born towards Tomas, how could someone who didn't have the same blood as his father be preferred to him?

« You will never be one of us » —Bi-Han felt the need to continually tell Tomas, perhaps to convince himself that he was superior, better.

The mother seems deceased, and this loss must have pushed Bi-Han to act against everything and everyone in his family, the loss of his mother was like having lost the only sincere support and gratification towards him. For him, perhaps his father was even responsible for the little time he spent with his mother, because he had pushed him and his brothers away to train without her wanting it.

At that point, letting the father die in his time of need was nothing more than the only solution, I wouldn't be surprised to know that it was Bi-Han who killed him. His ego was now out of control, he was in charge of the Lin Kuei, of his brothers, now he was the one with the power. And Bi-Han would follow his ideals, those celebrated so much by his beloved mother. So much so that it even tramples on the fraternal relationship.

[fumifooms]

I've reached a certain point in the manga now where Sissel heckles Marcille and mentions how "half breeds" are sterile.

And now I can't get out of my head the idea of a Marcille who can't become a mother herself, but ends up being able to experience something of the sort through meeting Chilchuck's daughters (even if they are all grown already.)

And allow me to go further, but also imagine that there is a point where Chilchuck does finally bury the hatchet with his wife, but have come to accept that they just don't work anymore, and decide to divorce formally on amicable terms.

The daughters therefore all slowly get to know Marcille, and even without the intent of being motherly, she dotes on them all anyway (because they're just so cute and so sweet!), and they see how their crabby father's eyes goes soft when they see Marcille interacting with them that by the end of it, they corner their father and tell him they approve.

Yes!!! YES!!!

You seem to not have finished the manga yet so I want to avoid spoilers… But no if I’m going into this topic I’ll absolutely end up spoiling some things lol. So beware, spoilers in the links I put and under the cut! I also talk about this topic/dynamics headcanons a bit here, and here, and specifically about his wife and him reconciling or not here, and my fanfic Grind Me Down Sweetly has bits and headcanons like these, but it’s an aspect of marchil with lots of potential!! Not obligatory reading btw lol, I just like to keep things as tidy as I can with things I cover many times plus there’s more stuff I won’t say here. I’m gonna be talking for a while though!!

I feel she could genuinely get along great with Flertom and Puckpatti, their personalities seem pretty compatible! Meanwhile Meijack’s more reserved, but Marcille would grow on her too. Meijack 100% would be the one who sticks more around her father as Marcille and her sisters chat enthusiastically when she first meets them, and out of nowhere she goes "She suits you." and Chil spits out his beer, but he swallows back the urge to deny it and then agrees.

One of my marchil timelines is that they stay close friends for a long time after post-canon, before maybe or maybe not dating. I like to think that after they meet, Marcille starts exchanging letters with Flertom sometimes because they hit it off and Chilchuck is like "Why are you on first name basis with my daughter!!! WHY ARE YOU ON FIRST NAME BASIS WITH MY DAUGHTER!! WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN, STOP INFILTRATING ALL OF MY LIFEEEE-" <- Man who has her on his mind 24/7 and is kinda going mad over it. Hehe I’ll let you read the fic I linked in the beginning if that sounds fun to you!

I know that in my fic wips where confessions or proposals happen I tend to bring the topic of the daughters up. Here’s my favorite that lowkey guts me

Post-canon spoiler but I like the idea that when the Toudens die from age or one thing or another, if one of them forms a family and has kids (through adoption or anything) then at least over the centuries she’d still overlook the lineage of royals and would find a sort of solace from that, always being surrounded by lots of caring people. I think this is a bit healing for her single child self as well! Her notion of family and childhood are very tainted by loneliness and loss, and though she needs to accept that all hellos end with goodbye and find closure and happiness even through that, something can definitely be done about the loneliness! And as you can see with my fanfic wip, in a perfect marchil world I also think that she would fully become a part of Chilchuck’s family and generations down the line either people at family gatherings call her "great-auntie", or inversely no one really knows and just goes "oh her? Yeah that’s Marcille. She’s in the family -shrug-". The family dinners would be awkward at first since I imagine Chilchuck’s prejudices on elves come from somewhere lol, but it’d be so sweet.

But yes, back to the daughters! Marcille is 100% a mom friend who loves caring for her loved ones (I have a post examining that a bit here), there’s how she likes to bathe Izutsumi and Falin after all (Kui has said it herself that she loves when characters care for others in ways like that, which reflects in Marcille, and with Milsiril & Kabru or Mithrun & his caretakers, etc~), but I don’t think she’d actually want a kid herself if she had to choose, maybe she’d grow to want it one day but I think what kind of bonds she’s looking for currently are more platonic and such than familial in nature, that she wouldn’t want ro raise a child herself quite yet. She likes spoiling people she loves and caring for them in domestic ways, but not the ‘everything else’ part lol. So I actually think this works out great!! She 100% dotes on them as you said, but in many ways I think their dynamic would be a lot like gal pals chatting every once in a while, Flertom and her share in the latest gossip and they talk about fashion amongst other things! With Meijack being more akin to the usual stepmother dynamic where what ties them together is Chilchuck, until they grow to have a bond based on familiarity over time (I feel like due to these she’s the one that would have a mother-daughter relationship with Marcille the most since Flertom and Puckpatti would be more casual with her, but I basically think all the daughters and Marcille see each other as equals). Their common point above everything is caring about Chilchuck, and though of course Marcille would be ready to offer motherly comfort or support for them if they wanted it, the girls are pretty past that age so I don’t see it happening all that much, at least not in the first 5 years or so~ I think once Chil dies (probably not very late with how he drinks a lot of alcohol and was malnourished/"strict dieting" for what’s implied to be a very long time) the reverse is gonna happen, where Marcille is gonna be absolutely gutted and will reach out to the girls a lot to grieve together and spend time recovering together. Talking about him and whatnot. If his wife goes to his funeral and they meet, Marcille and her could potentially also have very interesting interactions.

Girl sure wishes she wasn’t right here :( Unbeknownst to him she’d be giving him lifespan buffs ad infinitum if she could

And! It was so easy for me to miss this detail when I first read The Adventurer’s Bible (the world guidebook) but Marcille’s mom remarried! Marcille has a stepfather herself! It’s interesting that Marcille’s relationship with him or her stance on her mom remarrying is left so open, but she certainly acts enthusiastic about families and kids so doesn’t seem like there’s a complex there. I think this would give her a lot of thoughts about potentially being a stepmother though! I think it might influence her in her casual attitude, where she doesn’t want to push herself as ‘the new mother’ and whatnot, and I think honestly if the girls ever wanted to vent to her about how their family situation made them feel, Marcille and them could have really heartfelt and understanding conversations.

Ah yes ah yes, might as well unload my ‘Chilchuck has a second family of clingy asses’ timeline I adore: Marcille and Izutsumi, + the rest of the gang to a lesser degree~ I already linked a post in which I talk about how Marcille’s somewhat of a motherly presence for her, and Izutsumi’s relationship with Chilchuck is def rather father-like too (post going into that here)! A post-canon Marcille hc I love is that Marcille gets a cat~ A black one to fit with her witch aesthetic, and with how the cat hairs are black like the dresses she now wears all the time so it’s less apparent that she’s covered in them lol. It reminds her of Izutsumi a bit as she goes on her journey, it’s kinda like the chickens she had around her as a kid, she loves having things to care for and spoil AND also it’s the end place of her character arc about appreciating loved ones even if they’re short-lived, and having the courage to want to know and love them anyways… It always comes back to marchil and his stupid only 20 years left to live I swear 😭 I genuinely feel like Marcille tends to keep some emotional distance from others during canon to try and minimize that effects of loss would have on her, but more on that in another upcoming post. But yeah I feel like every time she sees a stray cat while strolling out she starts tearing up a little… She wonders if Izutsumi is okay and eating well and all… But she learns to live with not fully knowing, and optimism & being hopeful are her trademark thing so she puts them to good use! Sometimes her and Chil will hang out of his shop and they’ll see a stray cat. They start leaving some food out for them. Chil is all "Bad idea! They’ll become overly reliant on our food and it’ll be bad for them!" at first but he caves. So then they watch it feed on what they gave it, and she brings up what was both on their mind. "Do you ever wonder where Izutsumi went, if she’s alright…" "You say that as if she didn’t visit three months ago. Aren’t you supposed to be the one for who long periods of time mean little here?" And a silence falls, but then after a bit he finally replies, without snark. "… I do." Marcille’s cat would 100% be a stray she decided to adopt actually. I am seeing how a marchil fic being written centered around this would work~ Before she brings it to the castle and officially adopts it, she sees it standing out in the rain all pitifully in front of Chil’s shop once and she invites it in (to Chilchuck’s despair), and from then on it’s still a stray but it has a home to go back to. And it can showcase Marcille and Chil’s relationship alongside that metaphorically and it’s like… Domesticating love… 😭 I think I hold a Grind Me Down Sweetly sequel here~ Chilchuck is so the ‘doesn’t want a cat dad who ends up being the cat’s favorite’, both with his cat daughter and the actual cat lol, and Marcille’s not a cat but he certainly wasn’t looking for another romance so hey!! Chilchuck expected to live alone forever after his wife didn’t get back together with him, but surprise!!! Ok cat tangent over I promise <3

Meeting the stepmom energy… Plus the dwarven bachelor. And the king. Maybe he didn’t make up with his wife "like how well it goes in stories" like he hoped for, but her wish sure did come true!! She met his family!! :] I’m planning a huge character arc post about this part of their interactions in canon, but optimism and hope did at least half the job <3 Especially since he hadn’t seen his daughters in years too. She’s good for him!!! And he’s good for her!!!

<3

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[ebonyslasher]

Can you do an Iguro Obanai version of the nsfw alphabet?

Goddd the Giyuu one was so good

Thank you for your compliment and your request!

Spicy Alphabet: Obanai Iguro

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Iguro looks forwards to being cuddly and affectionate, although he is shy about it. He’s also pretty estatic as well. The most cheerful you'll see him.

'Y/n shared their body with me...their heart, and their whole being. I want to hold them forever...!'

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Iguro: His mind. The ability to use logic in such a complex, yet simple way. Not many others can achieve that. But he can inspire others to think that way, as long as they see the use behind his criticisms

You: Your heart is so pure and strong. You were forgiving, strong willed even through the depressions that afflicted you in life. There was no weird complex about yourself, and you bore your emotions beautifully.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Not much and it's watery, he prefers to cum on your skin. He has had the urge to lick it up...

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He has had sex dreams where his snake has caressed, penetrated, and squeezed you to the point of you crying in pleasure. This dream has now become a fantasy that he loses himself in sometimes.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

None*, he is uncomfortable around women.

*Dead Dove, Do Not Eat (DD,DND) hc associated with this, but it's triggering. (also, idk how to black out text on here)

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Missionary

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Serious, although he will chuckle at your jokes

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Trimmed, although the texture of his pubes is weird like his hair

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Exceptionally. He will not have sex if there's no romanticism or heavy intimacy involved. Having sex is making love and enjoying life with one another. There is no rush, because why would Iguro want to speed through a wonderful life energy exchange? He wouldn't be able to hold your hands, face, body. Kiss you when you're overwhelmed. Proclaim his love for you during.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Does not. Even after his first time. He finds it useless to waste his seed when it can be on you.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Energy play, praise, food play, intercrural, anything to do with monogamy

Location (favorite places to do the do)

Bedroom, in the moonlight shining through the window

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Just yourself, being vulnerable and open with him, smiling, being adorable

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Degradation, fucking/using the word fucking, Being heavily critical of yourself, conforming to others, misandry

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

It will take a while for Iguro to be comfortable with giving. It will take a lot of encouragement before then. Meanwhile, he’s cool with receiving, but feels guilty about not returning.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Slow, sensual, loving

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Rather not, it reminds him of the act of fucking -which he hates.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Somewhat. Iguro would like to be presented with some information before trying. But, he wants to make you happy.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Moderate. Mayne 2 rounds in one go. At most 3 in a day. It can be as long as you want.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

No to owning toys. Will use them on you if you want 

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Won’t tease. He wants to please you immediately.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Low, just out of shyness. Most he will do is whine or state his love for you. And how cute you are.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

When he had his first urge, or thought, about making love to you; he started crying. Crying out of fear, frustration, and joy that he could feel something so natural for someone else.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

5.0”. Uncut

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Low

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Will cuddle and sleep with you afterwards.

[jacevelaryonswife]

Valentine’s Day | Modern Headcanons 「AU」

pairing: Aegon Targaryen | Aemond Targaryen | Jacaerys Velaryon and Lucerys Velaryon x Reader

warnings: mentions of sex in some parts (not luke)

Valentine's Day is a true event in your relationship with Aegon. It's one of his favorite celebrations and he really strives to make it not just good, but memorable. Every year he plans something better than the last, and whenever you think he can't get any better, boom! He exceeds your expectations. In the first year of dating, he established a daring gift pattern when he decided to put a big red bow on his body and apply whipped cream to that place. After that, the level always increased among the mostly fun and sensual gifts. In that particular year Aegon had an interesting idea: alter egos. You will meet at night in a really fancy hotel from the perspective of two characters. The roleplay was an interesting addition to the traditional night at the hotel, but everything that happened next went way beyond what he'd planned. Your character was a dangerous girl, who teased him relentlessly under the table throughout dinner. He was fully hard and aroused before you two even went upstairs to the bedroom, before they even tested the edible toys and intimate oils he had bought for this occasion. Yet you still surprised him again when you took him to the hotel's public pool floor and took a dip outside of business hours. It was the first sex of many that night, and the thrill of being caught and possibly thrown out made it even better.

Aemond is classic yet modern. Think of the best places, the best gifts, the best experiences and the best sex. He is reserved, but copes remarkably well in a crowded place if that's to his liking. Usually you two take turns year after year choosing the planning for Valentine's Day, but if there's something he's good at it's surprising you with really good things and with a special meaning, and he may not admit it, but he loves receiving a gift loaded with stories that only the two of you know. He would trade a rolex for an album of your moments — after all, the son of a bitch have money, unlike you. But with you, Aemond doesn't pulp a thread. Jewelry, clothes, travel, he pampers you like a sugar daddy in his second decade of life. On that Valentine's Day in question, he takes you to the most exclusive restaurant in a city you didn't know, in addition to leaving you with beautiful lingerie and a sensual and exquisite note that could only be written by him. Yes, the place is amazing, the food is the best you've ever tasted, but nothing beats the urge you both feel to fuck each other right away. Aemond was good at sex, mostly enjoying taking his time with you, not that latter was any different on today's occasion, but especially on Valentine's Day he turns into a hunter, an animal utterly hungry to devour your body. He hungrily fucks you like a predator and you can only sag contentedly into the sheets.

Oh, how he loves Valentine's Day! Jace is a real dream most of the day. The dynamic between you two is that some spoilers would be dropped so that no surprises are compromised. He buys more than one gift and gives it to you gradually throughout your program. Your boyfriend might be classic as Aemond and take you to a fancy restaurant/hotel, or he might be a little Aegon and prefer something more boisterous and fun. In the end, the two of you had each other surprises for Valentine's Day and he always blushed at your heightened boldness. But how not to be more avid? He's so cute and hot at the same time, you just want to destroy him in bed. No matter what activity you do, Jace is a great romantic who will surprise you with a classic bed with red heart-shaped petals — so cute. That night he takes you to dinner at a super cool place, where the two of you exchange caresses under and over the table. He's a well-behaved boy, but he knows how to be a big flirt and tease you when he wants to. Of course you tease him back as well as you kiss his temple and below his ear, playing with the curls that fell over his shoulder. When you gave him that look, he knew it was going to be quite a night after he got home. And indeed it was, especially when you pushed him down on the bed and dominated him for a moment before you both rolled over and fucked sloppily. He always ends up sweaty at night while telling you he loves you, hugging you like a bear or laying on your breasts.

Valentine's Day with Luke is the cutest thing ever. It's the first year of your relationship and he would take you to a romantic pastry shop with orange lights and delicious sweets. It was the first time you both had gone out with such independence and it was like two lovebirds drinking milkshake from the same glass. You two exchange shy and soft kisses throughout the night, enjoying the pleasant and lovely time in each other's company. His cheeks were constantly flushed, especially when you made a few bold moves to place your hand on his leg — but quickly removed it. He presented you with a beautiful necklace and received really nice perfume. Like a good boy, Luke assured your dad that you'd be home promptly at 10PM — using Jace's car for the first time — but you weren't such a good girl that night and suggested leaving a few minutes early to stop somewhere. little movement, he didn't know about that last part, but he didn't expect that he would like the idea so much. You spent countless minutes kissing each other like two young people in love, to the point where you needed to collect yourself before introducing yourself to your father, but obviously it was worth it.

Yeah, aegon’s part is totally inspired by phil and claire clive and juliana from modern family, and yes I wanted to use a modern photo of ewan for this headcanon but LOOK THAT FACE, I would let this man do whatever he wanted with me. Jace and luke are my pretty and soft boys. Anyway, I hope u’all enjoyed besties.

for my faves: @madame-fear @damatheirin @syzrina @faces-ofvenus @valeska-fics @astrumark ✨

[djarinsphere]

NSFW Alphabet | Luke Skywalker

Luke Skywalker x female!reader

Warnings: oral sex, unprotected p in v, just a lot of nsfw stuff

Masterlist | Request

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Luke is all about making sure you’re comfortable. He will wipe away any mess that you two might have made, will shower you in kisses and cuddle you a lot afterwards. He isn't satisfied if you aren't able to relax and feel comfortable next to him.

B = Body Part (Their favorite body part of their partner)

Luke simply loves your hands. He loves feel them roam his body or just hold his own hands. There is also nothing that compares to the feeling of having your hands cup his cheeks, especially while you're kissing him. He also loves to place kisses on each of your fingers, often as part of aftercare as well.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically)

Luke loves to cum inside you or on your stomach. He loves the feeling of being so close to you, so he enjoys finishing inside of you, but there is also something satisfying about coating your tummy with his cum.

D = Dirty Secret

He doesn't really have a dirty secret because he's usually very open about communicating his preferences with you, but sometimes he thinks about fucking you in the cockpit of his X-Wing. He hasn't brought that idea up yet, but he is definitely not opposed to discussing that with you in the future.

E = Experience (How experienced are they?)

Luke has a fair amount of experience. He didn't really commit to a lot of relationships before he met you, but he had his fun here and there. Nothing lasted too long though, so he is getting to know you a lot better than all partners he had before you.

F = Favourite Position

Luke loves to see you ride him. He's a sucker for having his hands pinned down next to his head while you are pressing them down with your own. Seeing your tits bounce is enough to really get him closer and closer to that edge.

But he also enjoys a lot of lazy, spooning action. Entering you from behind as he is the big spoon, lazily fucking you while barely awake in the morning. And he has perfect access to touch your breasts while he enters you over and over.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc.)

Luke is quite humorous in the moment. He loves to laugh against your lips and exchange a few giggles between the two of you. He also wouldn't enjoy it as much if you two had to be really serious all the time.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

Luke is usually clean shaven or really neatly groomed. He doesn't like to have too much going on down there, so he keeps it relatively short or well... non-existent.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect)

One of his goals is definitely to make you feel loved and give you as much pleasure as possible. So he will always make sure you are comfortable and also whisper sweet love confessions into your ear or between your kisses. Sex is not only about pleasure for him, but also making you feel loved and bringing you two even closer together.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

When on longer missions, Luke has to relieve himself in some way. He usually thinks about you though. His thoughts vary from you in sexy dresses to laying completely naked in front of him. Whenever he#s touching himself, he also imagines it's your hand that is touching him.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

It might not be a direct kink, but Luke is definitely into you wearing revealing clothes before you two have sex. And he loves to see you in sexy lingerie as well and being able to help you out of it, slowly revealing your naked body to him.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

In general, Luke prefers your shared bed, but he is definitely open to doing it elsewhere. A favourite of his might be your shower. He loves sharing that kind of intimacy with you, but also being able to switch it up a bit for the both of you.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

It's usually enough for him if you touch him in the right places, but he also enjoys it when you tease him a bit. Getting closer and closer to his middle after your hand had just been resting innocently on his thigh a moment earlier. Even just moving an inch closer to his dick at a time is enough to make him go crazy and crave you even more.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn-offs)

Luke would definitely never do anything that might hurt you. He's even a bit opposed to choking you or doing anything else into that direction. It's really not something that gets him turned on because there is always the chance you might get uncomfortable or he could hurt you.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Luke doesn't really have a preference for this. He loves to receive oral from you, loving the feeling of your lips sucking him off, your mouth taking him in fully. But he absolutely loves to go down on you as well. And he's very good at it too, moving his tongue in just the right ways to make you feel incredibly good.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Luke likes to keep it balanced. He doesn't want to go too rough, so he doesn't rush anything and is able to take everything in how he wants, but he also doesn't want to go too slow. If he wants to focus on worshipping you though, he will take his time to explore your body and also keep the pace generally slow.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

He is definitely not opposed to having quickies with you. If it's the only way you two can be close to each other, he will definitely use that chance. But he will probably always prefer to take his time with you and fully enjoy everything without any time pressure.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

Luke would never do anything that might hurt you, but in general, he is definitely open to experiment and try new things with you. Especially if it's something that you really badly want to try, he doesn't want to be the one stopping you. And it could always be something that makes your sex life even more exciting.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last)

Luke definitely has great stamina. From years of training as a Jedi and always keeping his body in good shape, he can last multiple rounds and he would go for those if it's alright with you. He also lasts quite long for one round, but not too long.

T=Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

If you want to bring toys into the bedroom, Luke would definitely not protest. He doesn't use any toys on himself, but he has been thinking about getting a vibrator or something for you, just to compensate when he has to spend time away from you. Or to give you additional stimulation.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Luke loves to tease, but he maybe loves being teased even more. While his teasing is often dragged over multiple hours, building up to the evening together, he enjoys any kind of teasing you give him. From slightly touching him to letting you whisper dirty things into his ear.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

Luke is definitely not afraid to let you know that your sex is good by his moans. He never holds back any noises, enjoying the moment of passion thoroughly and letting mostly moans and groans escape past his lips.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

Luke can't imagine a better thing than coming back home to you after a long mission, finding you in your bed and starting off with cuddles and soft kisses. He loves to then slowly undress you, turning the sensual cuddle session into something a bit more intimate. Eventually, he has you naked in front of him and he will finally be able to kiss you in all the places he had imagined on his way home. And he will take his time, worshipping you right there, in your shared bed.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

Luke is of average size and he is pretty happy with that. It's perfectly satisfying for the both of you.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Luke's sex drive depends entirely on what is going on around him. If he has recently been injured and is still recovering, he does enjoy evenings mostly filled with cuddles more. But when he's at home for a bit longer, he is eager to use that time and have sex with you almost any chance he gets.

Z = ZZZ (how quickly they fall asleep afterward)

Luke doesn't really like to fall asleep before you. He loves to watch you fall into the land of dreams slowly. Usually, he spends this time brushing through your hair with his fingers or giving you gentle forehead kisses until you're asleep. Then he will allow himself to go to sleep as well.

[officialgleamstar]

Personal DnDads Pride Headcanons

some of these are simple but most are paragraphs long because of who I am as a person (incapable of saying things concisely), so they're going under a readmore. vaguely organized by age group.

one quick note: feel free to cheer on or rag on any of these that you please, variety in opinion is the spice of fandom life! everyone's headcanons are so real and valid to me, i am a strong believer in having as many contradicting fandom opinions as you want. for this list, i just went with everything that is "default" to my fan content. others' transfem sparrow is shaking hands with my gnc sparrow and yes, i'm listing that one on purpose, because if you make fun of transfem sparrow, you are getting hit by my bat. be fucking nice.

please enjoy!

Season 1 Dads and Spouses

Carol is a lesbian. This is simply canon to me. It’s important that this is first and visible to everyone.

Bi/pan polyamorous Henry and Mercedes is also simply canon to me. Honestly that one might be fully canon based on some of the things that happen in Odyssey

Henry is unlabeled but in the sense that he calls himself ‘queer’, ‘bisexual’, ‘gay’, or ‘pansexual’, fully depending on his mood and the conversation happening

Ron is also unlabeled but in the sense that he has never thought about it in his life and isn’t intending to now

Glenn is bisexual but never talks about it unless someone else mentions it first, and he tries really really hard to never think about his gender once in his life. The queer angst I give Glenn could be a whole post of its own but just know he has issues. He does fuck men though

Darryl still isn’t really sure on his sexuality and probably never will be, but he’s actually explored it a bit, so that’s better than whatever the fuck was going on with him before the show started. Henry likes giving him subtle bear pride flag accessories because Darryl actually wears them a lot. His favorite color is brown, after all.

Jodie, Nicky, and Taylor all are bisexual with a preference for women. Sexuality isn’t genetic but it is for them specifically.

Morgan is also bisexual. Literally none of the season 1 parents are straight except maybe Samantha and even with her, my opinion fully matters on the day and how I’m feeling.

Henry and Lark have definitely had an exchange at some point where Lark asked him how it was to ‘experience twink death’, to which Henry just went ‘get back to me in a few years on that, kid.’ and Lark spent the rest of the week furiously moping because clearly, he’s a twunk, Father- (words of a man who did not take care of himself well enough from the ages of 18-25 to ever be a twunk)

This is my little shipper brain but Jodie only realized he liked men after being stuffed into the Odyssey and being around Ron 24/7 for months on end (and the demon stuff, but he didn’t know that yet for obvious reasons). In his timeline, he had a whole arc about it and now he’s persistently attracted to strange men who don’t make sense as well as women light-years out of his league. He’s still a little miffed that Henry doesn’t remember the very long conversations they had about it, but him and Nicky get to wear matching bi pride bracelets now, so he guesses it’s fine.

Kiddads and Spouses

Lark is bisexual. He has known this since kindergarten when his parents explained what the flag all over their house was and has never thought about it since.

Lark also helped Rebecca realize she was bisexual because she would ask him about it in a class they shared in high school

This is utterly unrelated to LGBT headcanons but I think Veronica and Rebecca grew up in San Dimas with the kiddads, and were friends with them in high school. It just makes sense to me

Unlabeled Terry Junior is something that can be so personal to me. In a general sense, he likes everyone romantically, and identifies enough with the asexual spectrum to wear an ace ring, but he doesn’t really see the point in putting a name on it. He’s just Terry Junior and he’s happy with that.

Him, Lark, and Nicky did have a group chat called ‘bisexuals with an agenda’ in high school though, where they would make plans for pranking or otherwise harassing their fathers during group outings. Terry loves Ron but that does not mean he is above ruining his day. It’s done with affection.

My thoughts on Sparrow could be a full fanfiction but gonna try to keep it simple (retroactive edit: did not keep it simple). Sparrow is the token cishet of the kiddads, but in the queerest way possible. He’s an Oak-Garcia, of course he’s explored himself very thoroughly. At current, he identifies as gender non-confirming cis man, but he has had periods of his life where he transitioned and then detransitioned. In early high school, he identified as non-binary. From senior year up until just before Hero was born, he lived as a trans lesbian. He doesn’t see these periods as phases, just as his identity changing over time. Currently he’s perfectly happy identifying as a man, but wouldn’t be wholly shocked if he transitioned again. Calls himself “cis but gender is obviously, massively, a social construct and so it feels unfair to expect myself to fit into these boxes when identity can be so fluid and-”

Rebecca still calls him her wife, and also a granola lesbian or MILF from time to time because it makes him laugh, and while Nicky was still in his life, he would send Sparrow trans memes a lot. Sparrow also has always liked being seen as non-binary, he sees it as ‘winning at being androgynous’. Competitive to the sense of nonsensical Sparrow my beloved

Sparrow always wears women’s clothing but that’s for autistic reasons. They just fit nicer for his brain. It helps the gender(tm) thing though, he near exclusively wore hand-me-downs from Mercedes throughout all of high school

Sorry for talking so much about Sparrow. He’s my favorite character so he is the focus of many of my thoughts. Anyways

Never been a huge fan of the ‘Grant was outed by his crush in the Forgotten Realms’ headcanon, I think Grant came out about a year beforehand. Long enough where everything about it has settled but it’s still new enough that Darryl forgot for a split second and thought Grant might have a crush on Killa during the Four Knight arc. He’d known he liked boys a while before that, and also his parents kind of figured he was gay most of his life since he had 95% girl friends

Marco is pansexual! He met Grant in college because he worked the front desk of their dorm building and would always wear a bunch of pride pins

Nicky was Grant’s first good friend who was a boy, I like to think that they were childhood friends. Grant announced this to his dad at the age of 10 by going “Nick Close is transgender now, so that means you don’t have to worry about me only talking to girls because he’s a boy.” and Darryl went “…Alright?” and then googled what ‘transgender’ means

Speaking of, Nicky realized he was trans because of Mulan. Both Glenn and Jodie, in their respective timelines, googled ‘How do I know if my daughter is a lesbian’ before he came out because Nicky would rewatch the reflection song so often and also the tomboy-isms. Everyone felt very stupid for being surprised when he cut all of his hair off, cried, and asked to change his name

T4T Nicky and Cassandra is canon and they rubbed it into everyone's faces when they were together, Anthony is just afraid of the truth

Cassandra is trans het. I love trans het people more than anything and I love her so this makes sense to me.

Veronica is non-binary, in the sense of “girl but to the left”. They/she pronouns, calls themself a girlie and a mom but not a woman, dresses in a kickass pantsuit at formal events. I’m also in love with her

Season 2 Teens and Friends

Hero and Normal are both trans. When Hero came out, Sparrow sat Normal down to explain why Hero was now a sister instead of a brother and Normal responded with “Well, that’s not fair. How come Hero can be a girl but I can’t be a boy?!” and Sparrow just stared at him for a really long time before going “You can be a boy, honey.” and they went thrift shopping as a family for new clothes the next day

Normal is stealth trans, mostly because Hero is the same way and he copies her, but also because it doesn’t really occur to him that he passes. He just figures that people knows even though he is on testosterone and binds and presents masculine. It helps that his family presents pretty gender-neutral as a whole, so most people assume he had long hair as a kid because his parents are hippies. They had a son and daughter, both with long hair. They now have a daughter and a son, both with short hair. To the general populace, nothing has changed, they just misremembered which kid was older.

Taylor is a demi-boy and spends every year growing more and more feminine. Definitely calls their gender something like ‘boy with a dash of girl on the side’ with their friends. Growing out his hair was a newer thing and he regrets cutting it, even if it was a super cool sequence and he looked like an anime protagonist, because he liked how it framed his face.

Cassandra has always maintained an openness about her trans identity, so Taylor’s the same way. He’s always got the he/they pronoun pin on (I figure this is normalized by the time of season 2, but he’s just very pleased about it), he has a variety of trans and non-binary pride pins that he cycles through, and they like painting their nails because it’s an easy way for them to feel a little more feminine.

Cassandra’s living room is decorated with a massive trans pride flag and LED lights. The first time the teens walk into Taylor’s home, Scary says “it looks like a Twitch stream in here” at the same time that Normal says “it looks like my sister’s room in here” and they high-five while Taylor yells at them to be nice.

Hermie is genderfluid and uses any pronouns. This is real to me. He has my own teenage trait of gender shifting every three hours and never knowing what to do about it and he will be suffering with this until he exits puberty, at which point he gives up and just sees what gender other people choose for him.

Hermie is also pan/ace! No further thoughts here. She just is.

Erica just goes by queer because she doesn’t think the common passerby deserves to know her rich inner life and she’s right, they don’t

I tend to say a lot that all of the S2 kids are bisexual, and I represent them as such, but I truly believe that Lincoln and Normal both have no idea what’s going on with their sexualities. They say they’re bisexual for bisexual teen squad reasons but Normal is going through a constant crisis of “Am I gay or bisexual?” and Lincoln looks up the definition of aro/ace on a weekly basis. Neither of them will ever express this until Scary goes “maybe I’m not bisexual, actually.”

On that note, Scary is a lesbian but she’s not going to realize that until college. For now, she’s rocking with the bisexuality and pretends it’s not weird that her ‘crushes’ on boys feel wildly different than her crushes on girls. Yes I am projecting. This is not a secret. We project onto Scary here.

[rwby-imagines-and-headcanons]

How about Salem x Male Reader NSFW stuff? Salem's been around a long time, I imagine she would like to "experiment" every now and then

Dommy Mommy Salem??? Yes please??

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Salem NSFW Headcanons (Male S/O)

You are this woman's toy, her pet. If you are in a relationship it's more genuine, and she will take care of you. But if it's a purely sex exchange situation, you are nothing but a dick to her

Everytime you will be restrained by grimm arms. Even though you are fully willing and have no desire to run, she just likes you being tied up and vulnerable

She will barely touch you, so don't expect any close contact or cuddling. If she isn't fucking you directly with her pussy or ass, the most you're gonna get is her feet

Footjobs are a must for her. It makes her feel powerful seeing you shiver and cum just from her foot, like the disgusting degenerate you are

Nearly the whole time she will just tease you and edge you over and over. You will be begging for release, and she just smile and quietly shake her head

Uses her Grimm arms to grope and fuck you. Rubbing your nipples, stroking your cock, fingering your ass, etc. They will take over your whole body, even having a few Grimm fingers opening your mouth wide open, drool shamefully rolling down your face

If she is feeling especially kinky and horny, she'll bring in a Grimm creature and watch it fuck you. This is one of the few times you see her openly show lust, with her openly fingering herself as she watches you get pounded relentlessly

After torturing you for a long while, if you haven't fainted, she will reward you with her body. And if you did an especially good job, you can even choose ass or pussy

The moment your dick enters her you feel a slight burning sensation. Her pure Grimm energy reacts with your mortal flesh, but it strangely feels good? You can't describe it, all you know is you can't get enough of it

Her hips aggressively yet elegantly grind against you, Salem reveling in every groan and moan that comes from your mouth. She finds it so adorable how turned on you get with every buck and movement she does

Salem likes to switch positions throughout. Her on top, you upside down, your body will be kinda thrown around like a ragdoll. One of her special techniques is sitting in her throne naked, and using the Grimm arms to physically pump you in and out of her while she just leans back

It does NOT matter how many times you cum, you ain't stopping until she says so. She's been around a looooooong time, it takes time and effort to get her to climax

When Salem cums it is intense. You feel her body quiver and quake, her holes tightening around your dick in a chokehold. Her moans shake the whole building, the glass in the windows threatening to shatter. She will suck the god damn life outta ya the whole time until she's finished

Once she finishes, you're finally set free from your bindings. She will quietly clean herself off and recompose herself. If it's just a transaction she will make you clean up yourself and send you away. But if you are in a relationship, Salem will show a rare sign of compassion, and will clean you up herself and help you get dressed. If you're fainted she'll even lay you in your bed

After every session, she will rate you on your performance. Her ratings are fair and precise, and usually you get top marks! You are her favorite toy of course, she knows how to pick well. If you do happen to get a low mark though, you will be in for a ride your next session~

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This was so fun to write oh my god. I hope this is as hot to you guys as it is to me lol!

[triptychgrip]

Post-canon Viktuuri intimacy: my love of writing the most tender filth imaginable

I think I'll always love writing post-canon Viktuuri smut, because in my fluffy little head, Yuuri and Viktor have the most filthy yet tender sex imaginable. It's particularly fun to write about their kink life, imagining what a few years' experience of unraveling Viktor time and time again might do for Yuuri's confidence...

If you've read my work before, I imagine you know I love writing Dom Yuuri. The most recent chapter of my married Viktuuri 2018/2022 Olympic Games fic -- Chapter 17, meaning there are only 4 chapters left until the end of part 1! -- features a pretty lengthy sex scene, and given the heightened emotionality of this particular day (i.e. the one right before Yuuri's last ever competitive skate), it was really fun to write.

It also includes mention of one of my favorite headcanons in the overall 300K+ word fic series: that Yuuri is not only a talented athlete, but singer as well. In fact, since gaining confidence in his skating as well as his relationship with Viktor, it's long been a dream of his to skate to his own music one day in competition. He finally does so in his last ever competitive season, which culminates with the Bejing 2022 Olympic Games.

Below is an excerpt from this most recent chapter, which I hope piques your interest in checking out this story or my other YOI works (which are basically all explicit...lol, what can I say?).

Note: content warning for explicit sexual content, Dom/sub power exchange

Note of context: on this particular day, Viktor is in a feminine mindset. She came out as genderfluid post-retirement, and sometimes uses she/her/hers pronouns

Given Yuuri's impressive stamina, Viktor decided to help things along by beginning to twist her wrist and pulled off for a few seconds so that she could administer a few full strokes.

“I love making you feel good…that’s all I ever want to do,” she whispered, glad when her husband opened his eyes so that they were looking at one another. “You deserve it, you were so beautiful yesterday. And not only your skating, but your singing, too.”

Her eyes actually grew wet when she said the words, but she knew Yuuri would understand the sudden onslaught of emotion.

Viktor had been hearing ‘Gold’ all season long, but never in a million years would she have guessed that Yuuri had recorded a surprise version of it: one that featured his own lead vocals instead of Yukimi’s. Though her love had skated to the sound of his own voice before (at the 2018 World Championships, in a tribute during her last competition), this was the first instance in which Yuuri had skated to a song of his own creation.

It had long been a dream of his to do so, and Viktor hadn’t even really been able to pay attention to the first thirty seconds of Yuuri’s performance yesterday, what with the way she’d broken down, sobbing. Her uninhibited reaction had been the subject of quite a lot of memes, but she couldn’t bring herself to feel even the slightest bit embarrassed. She hadn’t even realized that she’d grabbed Phichit’s sweaty arm – he had literally just come off of the ice after his own stellar performance – and had been grateful that he hadn’t minded when she’d begun to blubber all over him (then again, Phichit had cried a bit, too).

It spoke volumes about their relationship that even with the very wanton activities they were currently engaged in, a distinct softness entered Yuuri’s beautiful, gold-flecked and chestnut colored gaze.

“I could never have done it, if not for you watching me, Viten’ka,” he whispered, bringing his forehead slightly down to meet her own. “I’m so happy I got to surprise you like that.”

Viktor was proud that even as her vision grew blurry, she managed to keep up her ministrations. She giggled quietly at the sweet way her spouse kissed at some of the tears that spilled over, but the sudden heightened emotion receded, replaced with the earlier eroticism when she gave a particularly deft twist of her wrist.

“FUCK!”

She recomposed herself, bringing her mouth back down and attempting to fit the entirety of Yuuri’s dick inside. When it hit the back of her throat, she hummed, satisfied at the second loud thunk! that resounded.

“Ah! Vitya!!”

Viktor immediately pulled off with an unabashed slurping sound, but before Yuuri could protest, she sunk back down, taking his cock all the way to the back of her throat, yet again.

“Swallow around me, honey,” he ordered, the firm directive sending another heady pulse of fuzziness right to her brain.

She did so with enthusiasm, nearly losing her goddamn mind when her husband brought his hand up to her throat, lightly massaging it so that he could feel himself inside of her.

[skysquid22]

SHISHIDO

Excellent choice!!

First Impression: I texted my brother as I watched cutscenes for Gaiden so I have an exact moment and my first mention of him is me talking about how much I love his jacket. He simply oozes style.

Impression Now: Still think his style kicks ass, but now I love the other aspects of his character. He carries such a unique charisma and steel determination that it’s hard not to feel for him even after everything. He deserves a good life that won’t abandon him.

Favorite Moment: All of Party Hardy but I’ll narrow it down to the exchange outside the restaurant when Tsuruno feels bad for not taking out the boys often enough and Shishido covers for him with an excuse that he’s just been busy with the boss. Distills his motivation and charisma into one moment with a great payoff down the line. Honorable mention goes to when he asks Kiryu and Watase to pose for a photo.

Idea For A Story: Plenty. I think the most pressing one would be what would’ve been the opening to an old Daidoji agent AU. Probably what I’d write returning to write Shishido. I don’t wanna give too much away, but it’d be a moody character study about the weight of his name(s).

Unpopular Opinion: hmmmmm… I can’t think of something for this one….

Favorite Relationship: I mean yeah obviously with Tsuruno. There’s an intriguing tug and pull here of both being really good characters but by virtue of who they are they can clash a lot but at the same time find a way to make up. The tension of the story and what they each want are both very different yet have overlap. It’s one of those relationships that’s interesting even when they’re not together bc they are bound to leave a big impact and impression on the other. There are a lot of different avenues to look at for them, but whatever path it goes down it won’t be like anything or any other relationship and I like that a lot.

Favorite Headcanon: Shishido put his funds into his own small apartment soon after becoming a yakuza. He’s a bit of a collector but more in terms of shit he finds cool. A guitar, he’s slowly learning to play purely through experimenting with strumming. Some fancy wall art he felt connected to and can’t for the life of him explain why. A paper doll tiger that sits near his pillow. Wine that he think tastes like shit but the bottle had a cool design. And the headcanon part of this set that tugs on me the most for whatever reason—he’s a plant dad. Has a bunch of massive ferns and monsteras and the like all over his apartment.

[shxtodxroki]

Match-Up Exchange

This is a match-up done for @isadollie as part of a match-up exchange we agreed to! Hi hi there! I’m excited for you to read this, I just saw you posted mine and I can’t wait to read it hehe :> Thank you for being so kind and patient during this exchange and I really hope you enjoy your match-up! You were really nice to talk to and seem pretty cool, so if you ever wanna pop back onto my blog either for a request or just to chat you’re more than welcome to! :D Also I didn’t get to proofread this, so apologies in advance for any typos and/or spelling errors! :>

I’d Match You With:

Jean Kirschstein! :)

Reasoning:

I think you and Jean would make excellent partners, given that you’re opposite in some ways yet I feel like you’d still be able to understand one another, and you still share some key qualities that would help the relationship blossom and grow in the earlier stages. I also feel like he met all of the qualities you looked for in a partner really well, so he felt like the perfect overall match :>

Headcanons About Your Relationship:

- First of all, I absolutely feel like Jean would be an acts of service kind of guy. He’s really big on words of affirmation, too, always telling you how wonderful you are and how lucky he feels to have you, but he’s just really partial to small acts of love, doing little things to make your day a bit easier or put a smile on your face. He’s more than happy to make you lunch or grab your favorite coffee on his way home or even just take care of something you’ve been putting off for you, and while he does always appreciate your gratitude, just the smile on your face when you see what he’s done always makes it more than worth it for him <3

- And he loves being a yapper with you! Jean’s changed quite a bit through his life but he still really enjoys getting to share his ideas and views, and with you, he feels so comfortable and heard that conversations between the two of you could last for HOURS if you both let them. And he makes a point to listen carefully to what you’re saying, too, he just finds everything you say so interesting and loves going back and forth with you because your opinions are more important to him than anyone else’s

- Though I don’t really think yoga and pilates are Jean’s thing, if you ever do them at home, I think he’d enjoy watching you while you do them if you’re at home. And eventually, if you tell him how much it helps you enough, I think he’d be up to trying yoga with you. With everything he’s been though I think it would be a positive and active stress reliever for him, and good for his body too. It makes him feel active now that he’s no longer fighting for his life constantly, and he also enjoys getting that extra time to just be with you

- Jean would also love love LOVE your style. No exaggeration, he’d be completely awestruck from the moment he met you, and you made him so tongue-tied that for a long time it was hard for him to really flirt successfully with you. He loves the different ways you like to dye your hair, he’s obsessed with your piercings and the pretty make-up styles you experiment with, and I think he’d adore your tattoo. He’s completely smitten over your whole aesthetic and once the two of you are officially together, he’s never shy about admitting how gorgeous he finds you

- He’s definitely super protective over you, too. He knows you can handle yourself and he wouldn’t get overbearing or anything, but he’s incredibly proud to call you his partner and is sure to let anyone know that. He may talk big but if someone were ever to mess with you, he’d be quick to show them never to mess with you again. And he’s always showing you off and making sure you know that you’re his top priority and he’d do absolutely anything for you

- And if you’re looking for someone with a good sense of humor, Jean could definitely fill that role for you. He’s spent enough time around Sasha and Connie that he’s found his sense of humor, and I think after everything he’s been through, your sometimes darker sense of humor is definitely something he could vibe with. In fact, I think he’d probably occasionally make similar jokes about his own experiences, so he understands you well in that way

- Both of you would probably be a bit shy around one another at first, so it may take a few conversations to break through that awkward shyness. But like you, it doesn’t take him too long to find his footing in the conversation despite how beautiful he finds you, and before long he’s able to charm you with his humor and his personality, especially once he stops feeling the need to try so hard to impress you and is able to just let more of his natural self shine through

- Jean also knows that you can be anxious and tend to overthink a lot, and he’s always on the lookout for signs of your anxiety so that he can be quick to comfort you when you’re too lost in your own head. If you’ll let him, he likes holding you to help ground you (though he will absolutely respect your space if you ask), and he’s good at using his words to reassure you when you find yourself spiraling and overthinking. Comforting people is a skill he’s had to learn over time, but for you, he’s willing to do anything because it truly breaks his heart to see you hurting 

- And on a lighter note, I think he’d really enjoy being the type of boyfriend to take you to fairs and things and win you all sorts of plushies. He’s mellowed out a bit since he was younger and doesn’t feel the need to show off so much, but he still likes impressing you and feeling like he can make you happy, so even if it takes him a million tries he’s always going to go for a plushie prize when one is available just to be able to give it to you and watch you hold it close for the rest of your date <3

Second Choice:

I strongly considered both Armin and Hange when deciding your match alongside Jean. I felt that both of them could give you what you need in a partner and would treat you well, and I think a relationship between you and either of them would be very sweet and loving as well. But when reading about you and the kind of partner you wanted, Jean immediately stood out to me, so I ended up going with him in the end though I think they could all be good options for you :>

Song For Your Relationship:

Timeless by Taylor Swift <3

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Hi! I'd like make a request for Free! about a foreign exchange student that Rin takes under his wing, and help her out with the language and customs and not feeling so lonely in a place distant from home, bc it's something he wish he had back in Australia, and they become close friends! It can be headcanons or a drabble, what feels better for you~

of course, my dear anon! you know what bothers me, though? does rin actually go to school in australia? i’ve looked through every piece of canon literature i can find but none of them confirm that rin does anything esle but train/swim in australia…he doesn’t swim for a university either so IM CONFUSED. but i like to hc that rin goes to college + majors in like human processes, psych, or kinesiology 😜anywaysssss, i hope you enjoy !! i’m doing hc for these.

ps. i didn’t know if you wanted there to be a relationship so i kept it platonic. just send another ask if anyone wants a pt 2 that’s romantic !!

matsuoka rin is like your knight in shining armor. from the moment you were introduced to him by his college advisor, he made a vow to himself that he would make you feel at home here

he remembers how tough it was for him when he moved to australia by himself + he didn’t want anyone to feel that way, no one deserved that

he gets very comfortable with you very quickly, often showing up at your place unannounced to invite you somewhere

you learn about his past quicker than what might seem appropriate but he felt like sharing it w you to help you feel more comfortable around him + kind of explain why he’s so doting

rin makes it his mission to show you everything there is to see, teach you all there is to know, and experience all there is to experience about sydney!

most days after classes, he’ll ask you to accompany him downtown so you guys can try out a new spot, whether it be for coffee or food or sweets. you quickly learn he does not like sweets from the way he lets whatever dessert he ordered sit there in front of him

every weekend you guys will either go hiking somewhere new or explore another corner of new south wales that you hadn’t visited before

rin teaches you to love the outdoors if you didn’t already, because you’re practically out with him from dawn till dusk

ofc, he wants to teach you how to swim !! he doesn’t take you to where he trains though—he feels like his teammates can be overbearing + doesn’t want you to feel put off by them

you guys go to the beach often + you mostly stay on the shore + watch him in the water

sometimes he begs you to get in w him so you indulge him + you both have more fun that way :)

rin sometimes serves as your translator for words that you can’t quite grasp yet + for that you are eternally grateful

once rin figures out when your birthday is, he will make sure you feel super special on that day. he invites all of his friends + your friends + plans a surprise party at your favorite restaurant so far

whenever you’re sick he takes care of you 100% he gathers all of your notes from classes you missed, he lets all of your professors know you’re not feeling well, he practically lives on your couch so he’s there for whatever you need

he’s just all around so lovely omg can i be you