#father cooper connor

[teecupangel]

Harpy desmond × time travel au, but he actually shows up in connors memories like through the animus. Even better if Harpy desmond makes snide comments that he knows past/human desmond will get

The Harpy Desmond idea before for anyone curious.

“All I’m saying is that some dads don’t need to be forgiven at all. Like… blood doesn’t make one a parent, it’s their actions that make them ‘parents’ and a drill sergeant doesn’t really scream ‘dad’ material, ya know? Also, words said during a very stressful period that includes kidnapping, forced isolation and cooperation, coma, and being hunted down every single day aren’t a reflection of what one truly feels.”

“… maybe.”

“Decades of neglect and most certainly abuse can’t be healed in less than three months. That kind of shit needs to be processed and shit.” “Oh and it doesn’t really matter if it’s ever resolved in the end because you’re gonna die to save the world. But that’s okay. The tradeoff is pretty nice. Well… you’re gonna miss opposable thumbs so much but you’ll get wings.”

“Ah, I almost forgot. Using the Apple from the start would have made your life soooo much easier. It’s not like you’re gonna keep it so might as well abuse it while you still can.”

“…”

“…”

“…”

“I just asked what you think of my father, Desmond.”

“Hm?” Desmond blinked before shrugging, “He’s a’right. I worked hard to keep your grandfather alive and well, after all. He’s still a dick though.”

Ratonhnhaké:ton sighed.

He supposed he should have expected that he wouldn’t get an understandable answer from Desmond.

It wouldn’t be the first time he started to talk to him as if he was talking to some other person through him.

[sweetness-pop]

Sly and Carmelita's kids

I have two fankids for Sly and Carmelita. The name of a hybrid between a raccoon and a fox is called a foxcoon. Therefore, Sly and Carmelita are parents of two foxcoons. 1 daughter and 1 son.

The oldest is daughter Annona Cooper. Middle name: Marie. She's a grey-furred foxcoon with black rings. She has her mother's beautiful face. She has light brown eyes. Her tail is of a raccoon that has ring stripes. Her ears are of a fox. She has voluminous autumn/burnt orange hair that may either be due to the color of her mom's fur or an inherited feature from her maternal grandmother or maternal great-grandmother. And she definitely has her father's birth black mask around her eyes. Sly and Carmelita's daughter Annona Marie Cooper was born November 5, 2008.💎🦝🍁🦊🩶

The youngest is son Clyde Cooper. Middle name: Connor. His has his father's handsome face. He's an orange foxcoon with black rings. He has dark blue hair. His eyes are brown. He has raccoon ears. He has a fox tail only with the ring stripes. And of course, like his older sister, he was born with their dad's black mask around the eyes. Sly and Carmelita's son Clyde Connor Cooper was born September 14, 2010.🔶🦊🔗🦝⭐

Yosh, I'm happy to share my SlyFox babies with you fans!

[hughiecampbelle]

Imagine making sure your family behaves at your wedding:

"Y/n we're not-"

"Yes, you will," you sigh, interrupting your sister. "Guys, I need you to listen, please. These people are normal. They're my family now. I can't have the fighting or the taunting or the mind games, not today. Okay? Please, please be good." You weren't sure what you'd do if they made a mess if they embarrassed you on the most important day of your life. Your partners family was so loving, so kind, and cooperative. It made you look like you came from wild animals. That you were feral. You needed to make the best impression, and that couldn't happen if your brothers and sister were at eachothers necks.

"We promise, kiddo. No fighting." Connor says, his hand on your shoulder. The other three nod along. You have enough to worry about as it is. You haven't even finished your vows yet, and the ceremony is tomorrow. You can't keep an eye on your family on top of it. You already told Marcia to keep a tight leash on your father. He isn't among enemies. Your partners family is far away from his world as possible. You told the bartender to limit their drinks as well. You love Kendall, but he got way too drunk at Shiv's wedding. That goes for the rest of them, too. You nod, thankful for Connor, for his presence. You can trust him. You believe him when he makes promises.

"Who pissed in their cereal, am I right?" Roman mumbles as you start to walk away. Ever since you got engaged, you've been trying to pretend your family is something they're not. You want to play house so bad you're micromanaging at your own rehearsal dinner. They all knew you wanted to show the best side of them, but come on. It isn't a Roy wedding until someone ends up slapped, drunk, or dead. Besides, your partners family isn't full of saints. Uncle John seems creepy and cousin Sarah seems like she'll be living at the open bar.

"I heard that, Rome!"

[thiefnet-archives]

With permission from my buddy Innawhiledubs over on Twitter, ThiefNet will now host the CooperCharacterGauntlet here on Tumblr as well!

Every month we will reveal a new character from the entire cast of all Sly Cooper games, post your art or other content related to said character on the 24th of that month and use the tag '#CooperCharacterGauntlet' so we can reblog your work! Keep it SFW, keep it free of 'rumor' content, the usual rules apply!~

With September being the first month we're able to host this, we'll focus on Connor Cooper, Sly's father.

Oh, and sharing the post helps! These fun little challenges and events were set up to bring the community together but they don't work if nobody sees them c:

Thank you and have fun!

[swayhere]

canon starter call - open to anyone !

i have a strong urge to write some canon muses, so if you would be interested in writing against any of the canon muses listed under the READ MORE below, please comment/IM me and i can send a starter your way or reply to one of your starters.

i do not require you to know anything about my muse's canon, but i'm more than happy to tell you about it if you ask. i'd be happy to write canon muses against your ocs! also, mixing fandoms is 100% ok with me unless your canon muse is problematic and makes me uncomfy. my canon muses do not have all their memories or relationships from their life unless we plot it, but they will have the same general personality/ambitions.

if you are willing to write against my canon muses but don't care which, just like this post, and i'll take a look at your open starters and/or send you a closed starter at random with a muse i think fits the vibe.

*please don't agree to write against my canon muses if you're one of those picky weirdos that will be up in arms if i don't write a cannon muse exactly how you would.

( if you'd prefer to write against an oc muse only, check this post. )

canon muses i'd like to write: bold = extra big muse rn. strikethrough = exclusive, so not rn.

muses from tv shows: 

911 — eddie diaz , evan buckley , athena grant , bobby nash , karen wilson

911: lonestar — carlos reyes , grace ryder , judson ryder , t.k. strand , owen strand

as the world turns — dr. reid oliver , luke snyder

boy meets world — shawn hunter , jack hunter , angela moore , topanga lawrence

chuck — sarah walker , chuck bartowski , bryce larkin 

degrassi — jimmy brooks , sean cameron , ellie nash , marco del rossi , sav bhandari , drew torres , zoe rivas , miles hollingsworth iii , tiny bell , esme song , 

gilmore girls — jess , luke

good trouble — gael martinez , jamie hunter , callie adams foster , mariana adams foster , evan speck , joaquin perez , dennis cooper 

how i met your father — sid , ian , sophie , jesse

how i met your mother — marshall eriksen , lily aldrin , victoria

how to get away with murder — laurel castillo , connor walsh , oliver hampton , michaela pratt , frank delfino 

jessica jones — jessica jones

lost — kate austen , juliet burke , daniel faraday , desmond hume , sayid jarrah , sun-hwa kwon , claire littleton , walter ‘walt’ lloyd , charlie pace , hugo ‘hurley’ reyes , shannon rutherford , miles straume 

new amsterdam — lauren bloom , elizabeth wilder , casey acosta

new girl — nick miller , winston bishop , cece parekh

one tree hill — nathan scott , lucas scott , keith scott , chase adams , brooke davis 

outer banks (obx) — jj maybank , kiara carrera

please like me — arnold 

rosewell, new mexico — michael guerin , maria deluca , isobel evans

scandal — olivia pope , prezzy fitz

scooby doo — daphne blake

stranger things — robin buckley , steve harrington , jim hopper , chrissy cunningham , eddie munson , max mayfield , eleven , mike wheeler 

superstore — jonah simms

the 100 — finn collins

the bear — richie jerimovich, carmy berzatto , marcus , sydney adamu  

the mindy project — danny castellano 

the office — ryan howard , jim halpert , pam halpert , kelly kapoor , holly flax

the politician — river barkley , astrid sloan 

the young & the restless — sally spectra , adam newman , chelsea lawson , phyllis summers , lily winters , sharon newman , chance chancellor , victoria newman , tessa porter , amanda sinclair , cole howard

younger — josh , kelsey peters

muses from books: 

along for the ride ( book version only ) — eli stock , auden west , maggie  

one of us is lying ( book version only ) — cooper clay , nate

red white & royal blue — alex claremont-diaz , prince henry , zahra bankston

we were liars — gatwick ‘gat’ matthew patil

muses from movies: 

dead poets society — neil perry , charlie dalton , todd anderson

harry potter — lee jordan

les mis — enjolras , grantaire 

super 8 — joe lamb , martin , preston

twilight — irina denali , jasper cullen

[paradlselost]

⠀ ⠀ ˙ . ꒷ 𝓕ANDOMS . 𖦹˙

TASK FORCE 141 — john price , simon ‘ghost’ riley , john ‘soap’ mactavish , gary ‘roach’ sanderson , kyle ‘gaz’ garrack , nikolai , ++ alex keller , farah karin , alejandro vargas , rodolfo ‘rudy’ parra .

KORTAC — könig , nikto , kim ‘horangi’ hong-jin , sebastian kruger ++ valeria garza , philip graves + the shadows , vladimir makarov .

TWO — arthur morgan , john marston , dutch van der linde , hosea matthews ( platonic only ) , abigail marston , mary beth gaskill , karen jones , tilly jackson , javier escuella , sean mcguire , charles smith , lenny summers , josiah trewlany , sadie adler , molly o’shea , kieran duffy , albert mason , charles châtenay , eagle flies , proetus + acrisius .

ONE + REVOLVER — jack marston ( teen + adult only ) ++ red harlow .

NEW VEGAS — arcade gannon ( mlm only ) , benny gecko , craig boone , fantastic , jason bright , joshua graham ‘ the burned man ’ , robert house , sunny smiles , viktor , yes - man .

FOUR — nate / nora , ada , cait , curie , paladin danse , deacon , desdemona , glory , john hancock , nick valentine , piper wright , porter gage , preston garvey , robert maccready , x6 - 88 .

SHOW — lucy maclean , norm maclean , the ghoul - cooper howard , maximus , lee moldaver , thaddeus .

VOUGHT — homelander , a-train , black noir , black noir II , queen maeve , lamplighter , translucent , firecracker , sister sage , the deep , ashley barrett , soldier boy , crimson countess , stan edgar .

THE BOYS — billy butcher , hughie campbell , annie january , sergei ‘frenchie’ , kimiko , marvin milk .

OTHERS — victoria nueman , luke riordan , andre anderson , cate dunlap , marie moreau , jordan li , emma meyer , sam riordan , maverick , popclaw , webweaver .

SLASHERS — jason vorhees : friday the thirteenth , michael myers : halloween og + rz , billy loomis : scream , stu macher : scream , brahms heelshire : the boy , harry warden : my bloody valentine , billy lenz : black christmas , bo sinclair , vincent sinclair , lester sinclair : house of wax , bubba sawyer : texas chainsaw massacre , thomas hewitt : texas chainsaw massacre reboot + beginning .

FAR CRY — john seed , joseph seed , jacob seed , faith seed , sharky boshaw , jess black , hurk drubman jr , adelaide drubman , grace armstrong , jerome jeffries , eli palmer , joey hudson , staci pratt , earl whitehorse . pagan min , ajay ghale . vaas montenegro , jason brody .

BALDURS GATE 3 — orgin dark urge , gale dekarios , astarion ancunín , shadowheart , lae’zel , wyll ravengard , karlach , halsin , jaheira , minsc , minthara , dame aylin , isobel thorm , omeluum , the emperor , rolan , dammon , ketherick thorm , enver gortash , orin , kar’niss , nym , sorn , raphael .

SUPERNATURAL — dean winchester , sam winchester , castiel , gabriel , adam winchester , lucifer , michael , anna milton , charlie bradbury ( wlw only ) .

OTHER — connor : detroit become human , joe goldberg : you , eddie gluskin : outlast whistleblower , father paul hill / john pruitt : midnight mass , riley flynn : midnight mass , sheriff hassan shabazz : midnight mass , kurt wagner : x - men , remy lebeau : x - men , peter maximoff : x - men , adrian chase : peacemaker , abner krill : suicide squad , edward nashton : batman .

[azazelblake]

Dylan Blake is happily married to my OC Character Serena Blake.

I don't like alot of ships but theres a few I do like I ship my OC Character Serena Howard with Cooper Howard and other characters I like and my OC Character Oshi is a platonic ship with Cooper Howard there brother's I sometimes use him for other platonic ships also I have my other characters I use sometimes.

I admit I have an obsession for Dylan Blake that's why I ship him with Serena Blake this man is hot he belongs to her she claimed him she's Mrs Blake yes there married for life soulmates death to there part ride or die they just want to take care of there favorite cane user and please him I saw some not alot of people making content for Dylan Blake so I am doing it and I took the Initiative to have my OC Character to claim him.

Here's some of my OC Characters with certain people in certain series

Cooper is from Fallout Series Serena Howard Human/Ghoul, and Oshi is mine there a family unit.

Finn is from Reality Resort Kenji is my OC Character he's 10 and is the son of Finn.

Connor is from Disventure Camp and Connie is my OC Character is is blind in one eye at birth has a seeing eye dog to help her see and for support relies on her father on Connor for support also.

Dylan is from Resident Evil Death Island and Serena Blake is Dylan's love interest.

Boothill is from Honkai Star Rail and Boone is his son he's a cyborg too.

[ms-scarletwings]

Doctor M(andril), A Villainous Demonstration of Crafting the Perfect Sequel

I’ll cut right to the chase, there is no baddie in the Sly franchise (to me) that has before and will ever again top the writing of this monke right here. That’s not to put down Clockwerk in any capacity. In fact, the majority of what makes M so amazing is not what he is in a vacuum, but what he serves to build upon the events that preceded him. Clockwerk is the giant who’s shoulders he stands on, the two games before him the backdrop that makes him shine so brightly. I’ve always been a strong believer that stories are in large part only as good as their antagonists, and this is what Dr.M has contributed to make Honor Among Thieves the narrative peak of the Sly Cooper franchise.

For minor starters, everything about this freak is downright unsettling.

A mandrill monkey was a great pick for a scary looking, vicious little mastermind. Even with a fresh coat of purple and his short stature, he looks about as repulsive and menacing as he is on the inside. He’s completely obsessed to the point of being consumed metaphorically by his envy and resentment of Connor. He gave us a lot of interesting insight into the life and relationships of Sly’s father while leaving us with even more mystery and questions to ponder. He’s meticulous and intellectually gifted in his ways, but it doesn’t do anything to overshadow the fact that he’s also an utterly deranged madman.

Clockwerk’s hatred for the cooper line, as genuine and strong as it was, had this almost detached element to it, being more like a means to an end and fueled by superiority and rivalry competition. It was kinda hard to get your head around it, and the second game keeps him in your thoughts more like a slumbering eldritch horror waiting to rise again or a pure, immortal force of evil itself, rather than a person. He isn’t even really “anthro” in his design. Clockwerk is a monster, a robotic husk of a former individual.

Dr.M’s hatred for the Coopers on the other hand is… uncomfortably humanized. He’s narcissistic, yet he’s also paranoid and motivated by a rage that’s responding to his sense of inferiority and victimhood. He’ll use his warped justifications to stoop to the most heinous acts- not just because he wants to prove himself better- but because he wants to destroy/take everything Conner loves and accomplished. Clockwerk’s hate was cold and mechanic. M’s hatred is personal and boiling over with venom. Both of them were defined by little more than their loathing of Coopers, but while Clockwerk kept himself alive with his vendetta, M’s was the very thing that led to his demise.

Clockwork was “the enemy of all Coopers”, but he left the final member of the bloodline to wither and then bloom more vibrantly than ever to return and defeat him. He underestimated Sly, and was content to live on and continue his own work with the overconfidence that he had already won. I wonder in my head sometimes if maybe his power was actually starting to fade in the light of seeing that vendetta finally resolved. Or if that time-worn weariness and frustration was part of why Sly, barely an adult, was able to accomplish what generations of his most skilled family had failed to. He never knew Clockwerk during his prime, the great monstrous owl that his clan used to live in constant terror of.

Doctor M feels like he was really Sly’s own Clockwerk. A fresh and unfamiliar threat to truly test every skill he had spent a whole career of thieving to master, and someone who’s own history was far more entangled with Sly’s blood than he could have imagined. Clockwerk condemned him to death (or destitution) for no other reason than being a Cooper, but Dr.M actually wanted to watch the life leave his eyes because he was Sly Cooper, son of Connor.

And he’s not just fitting to compare to the old bird, but he’s more overtly a direct foil to Bentley’s character too. He’s a dark prophecy of the worst possible result of what would happen if the Cooper gang fell out with each other in a similar manner, or if some of Bentley’s foreshadowed insecurities (that started presenting after he became wheelchair bound) were allowed to fester instead of him finding support from others. That turtle is also the only character that Dr.M is able to speak to like an equal, because he sees himself in Bentley despite being on opposite sides.

He’s a really, really well-written main antagonist that does not try to take a whole new direction like Neyla; instead, he’s like a revamped version of Clockwerk’s “idea” done without milking out any more references or revivals of the bird and his role, which by this point was well-concluded and moved on from… The past of Sly’s family coming back to haunt him, the weight of honoring the legacy of his ancestors, and the struggle of exploring who he is both as a Cooper and the leader of his own found family, and Honor Among Thieves checked those boxes without ruining the closure he got back in Paris. Band of Theives will always be my personal favorite to return to, but all of what M represents, along with many other reasons, is why I consider the third to narratively be the best game out of the series.

[beardedmrbean]

A transgender teenager from Pennsylvania has admitted to killing her 12-year-old friend while they were watching Netflix and then posting photos of the child’s body on Instagram.

Ash Cooper, 18, who was originally charged as Joshua Cooper, pleaded guilty on Thursday to charges including third-degree murder, possession of an instrument of crime and tampering with or fabricating physical evidence in the death of Morgan Connors, Fox News reported.

The two were watching Netflix on Nov. 25, 2022, at a trailer park in Bensalem Township when Morgan got up to use the bathroom and Cooper decided to clean and organize her father’s gun safe, according to court documents obtained by the Bucks County Courier Times.

It is unclear what happened next, but police would later receive a call from the mother of one of Cooper’s acquaintances, who said she saw Morgan’s body in a video call on Instagram.

“From the call, investigators learned that a juvenile witness was on an Instagram video chat with an acquaintance, later identified as Cooper, who claimed to have just killed someone,” the Bucks County District Attorney’s Office said in a statement.

“In that video chat, Cooper flipped the video image and showed the legs and feet of someone covered in blood.”

Cooper then asked the acquaintance to help clean up and dispose of the body, at which point, the teen told her mother.

When authorities arrived, they found Cooper “running out of the back of the trailer.”

In the bathroom, they found Morgan with her pants around her leg and dead from a gunshot wound, according to the Courier Times.

They also found towels drenched in blood, cleaning supplies and the strong odor of bleach emanating from the bathroom — suggesting Cooper tried to clean up the crime scene.

Upon her arrest, Cooper insisted, “It was an accident,” an affidavit says.

She never revealed the motive behind the killing, prosecutors said, but an affidavit states that she told police she had been in a sexual relationship with the victim, according to 6 ABC.

Cooper’s attorney also said in court she had a “difficult upbringing” and felt “significant remorse and sorrow.”

Common Pleas Judge Jeffrey Finley also expressed his concerns about Cooper’s “troubling history of conduct and treatment of other people” and the lack of any “real explanation for what happened.”

He sentenced Cooper Thursday to 15 to 40 years behind bars, followed by seven years of probation, and recommended that she be placed in a therapeutic community within the state prison system.

As a legal adult, she is also required to undergo a psychological and psychiatric evaluation.

[fenrislorsrai]

Smithsonian’s National Zoo Asks Public to Name Andean Bear Cub Brothers by Smithsonian's National Zoo Via Flickr: Photo Credit: Connor Mallon, Smithsonian's National Zoo Vote here:http://nationalzoo.si.edu/ososhermanos The Smithsonian’s National Zoo, in collaboration with Univision’s ¡Despierta America!, is inviting the public to name two rambunctious and charismatic 18-week-old male Andean bear cubs. Starting today, March 16, fans can vote on the Zoo’s website for their favorite among names reflecting the cultural significance of Andean bears to the Quechua and Aymara, the indigenous communities of the Andes region, the native habitat of Andean bears. The public can vote until Sunday, March 22. The winning names will be announced live on ¡Despierta America! and at a media event Thursday, March 26, at the Andean bear exhibit. The following Saturday, March 28, the cubs will make their public debut. “By inviting everyone to select the cubs’ names, we hope to instill a connection to this charismatic yet vulnerable species,” said Dennis Kelly, director of the National Zoo. “Bear conservation efforts are vital for bears in their native habitats. I’m proud of our success in the past five years, which has been a combination of cooperative animals and keeper expertise.” Andean bears are known as Ukumari or simply Ukuku in Quechua and Hukumari or Jukumari in Aymara. They are said to protect travelers, especially musicians and dancers, during their pilgrimage to Q'oylluriti (a festival held high in the Andes mountain), oversee the festivities, and are conduits between the Apus (gods of the mountains) and the people. To the native cultures, Andean bears are known as being loving and happy, seeking harmony and balance in nature. The name choices for “Cub 1” are: •Larusiri: This name in the Aymara language means “giggly.” •Mayni: This is an Aymara word that means “unique.” •Kusisqa: This word in the Aymara language means “happy.” The name choices for the “Cub 2” are: •Tusuq: This is a name in the Quechua language that means “dancer.” •Muniri: This is a name in the Quechua language that means “loving.” •Wayna: This is a Quechua word that means “young.” “This is the first time we’ve had a pair of male cubs, and already we’re seeing them wrestle, pounce on and play with each other much more than our previous litters,” said Karen Abbott, animal keeper. “Their interaction with one another and Mom is especially endearing; I think the public will enjoy watching them play and explore their yard.” The cubs were born to 8-year-old mother Billie Jean and 21-year-old father Cisco Nov. 10 and 11, 2014. They have spent the past four months bonding with Billie Jean in a den at the Andean Bear exhibit. Animal care staff have been closely monitoring the family via a closed-circuit cam. The birth of these cubs is significant for the population of Andean bears in human care. Three of the five Andean bear cub litters born at North American zoos in the past 10 years were at the National Zoo. The information gathered from watching their behavior will be shared with the Association of Zoos and Aquariums for the benefit of other institutions that want to exhibit and breed this species. To follow the cubs' progress, check for news on the Zoo's website and its Facebook, Twitter and Instagram accounts. Andean bears are South America’s only bear species, and as their name suggests, they live in the Andes and outlying mountain ranges—from western Venezuela through the Andes in Colombia, Ecuador, Peru, Bolivia, and ending in northwest Argentina. Also called spectacled bears, Andean bears have beige “spectacles” encircle these bears’ eyes, giving each individual a unique set of markings. Andean bears are listed as vulnerable on the International Union for Conservation of Nature's Red List of Threatened Species, and it is estimated that there are only 20,000 left in the wild. Habitat destruction and hunting pose the greatest threats to their survival. Zoo visitors can see 2-year-old bears Curt and Nicole, as well as Cisco, on exhibit near the lower entrance to American Trail, weather permitting. The Smithsonian is bringing the cultural vibrancy, history and biodiversity of Peru and the Andean region of South America to the nation’s capital. Through a series of programs, exhibits and events across the Smithsonian, visitors will learn about the rich history and achievements of indigenous communities, the importance of cultural continuity and traditions, and the conservation of biodiversity in the region.

[literaryspinster]

Fancasting Weyward by Emilia Hart

Kate- Georgina Campbell (made her biracial, if I were going to pick a white actress I’d pick Ella Hunt or a British accented Victoria Pedretti)

Altha- Jodie Comer

Violet- Ever Anderson

Grace- Rose Leslie

Frederick- Kit Connor

Simon- Ben Wiggins

Violet’s father- Dominic Cooper

Emily- Adjoa Andoh

Graham- British accented Jacob Tremblay

[enkisstories]

Back at Batuu Connor tried to meditate. He still had two options to learn more about the Force and himself: the cave complex and the holocron. So he wasn't reliant on cowardly Master Tomax' cooperation.

But it was so unfair! It wasn't Connor's fault that he had gotten "cursed" or that Tomax was such a crybaby! A master should have to be there for a student, not even a question. Like Hank was always there for Connor.

Fairness... justice... duty... The path Connor's thoughts were taking was utterly wrong for a dark side user, and so he abandoned the meditation before it had began in earnest.

Connor: "Maybe father wants to spar? Last I saw him was with a grade school textbook. Something related to the school system overhaul he's cooking up. Ah, I know, I'm going to slice the curtains to get his attention!"

Connor: "Ew! What's this? Purple is Tina's color! Did she prank me?

No, this still feels like my own crystal. It's attuned to me, I'd know it if Tina had swapped it out for hers. But how come it changed color?!"

Connor: "No meditation, no duel, no nothing. Still, I feel as if I had accomplished something today. Probably a coping mechanism.

Oh, well, I should see if I can maybe assist father with his government project."

[conarcoin]

Expandedverse Character Bio - Connor

Full Name: Timekeeper Connor XD Schlatt

Species: Hedgehog shifter

Age: 18 (AF/FW era), 20 (SMPLive canon era), 36 (Post-canon DSMP era)

Pronouns: He/him

Gender: Trans man

Orientation: Bisexual (no preference)

ISFJ 9w1, True Neutral

A hedgehog shifter originating from Dream SMP, created when XD took a liking to a normal hedgehog and decided to turn it into a humanoid to watch over timelines. Was raised into the job of timekeeper, didn't really want it so ran off to SMPLive on his 18th birthday. Only returned to Dream SMP on his husband's request.

Awkward and somewhat skittish, will stick to anyone he knows closely. Can easily manipulate situations if needed. Retains his time travel capabilities.

Now aligns himself with the Anarchist Syndicate, and has managed to succeed in reviving his late husband, who begrudgingly sticks with the Syndicate despite disagreeing with their values.

Family:

XD (creator/"adoptive father")

Jebediah Schlatt (husband)

Skipper Schlatt (daughter)

Ty Support-Schlatt (adoptive son)

Grunk Schlatt (adoptive son)

Captain Puffy Schlatt (sister-in-law)

Other notable relationships:

Karl Jacobs-Halo (new timekeeper)

Niki Nihachu (trusted friend)

Additional notes under cut:

Trans identity is complicated - prior to XD finding him he had no real concept of gender since it's a human social construct. XD gave his humanoid form a stereotypically feminine name and appearance based on physicality which Connor didn't appreciate, and XD is really weird about being wrong so that was one of the big conflicts that led to Connor leaving.

In SMPL, sells ice at Spawn City in addition to running Schlatt & Co. Has a brief rivalry with Cooper over this.

Turns into a hedgehog when extremely frightened or overwhelmed.

Has a lot of animalistic traits beyond what you would typically see in a hybrid due to his weird status as a transformed animal. Most of his body language involves his ears, as well as his quills, which make up his "hair" and run down the back of his neck.

Skipper was... Not planned. It's a bit of a long story. She was born in early SMPLive era and would be about 13 or so in post-canon DSMP. (I mainly just wanted an excuse to make a Schlonnor fankid because my mutuals had really cute DSMP fankids and I wanted in. She'll probably get her own bio eventually.)

Uses rings to time travel by bending the fabric of reality to create time portals. His time travel abilities are kind of inspired by a mix of the rings used as portals in various Sonic media as well as the time travel mechanics of Sonic CD.

[mightyflamethrower]

Transsexual Charged With Killing 12-Year-Old Sex Partner

As moonbattery causes not only our standards of behavior but sanity itself to unravel, this is getting to be a scary country to raise kids in:

An 18-year-old transgender woman has pleaded guilty to the brutal murder of a 12-year-old girl she allegedly had a sexual relationship with.

Please excuse the confusing and erroneous pronouns. The Daily Mail confirms that even supposedly right of center mainstream media sources will lie to your face out of obsequiousness to the Alphabet People. “Transsexual woman” is of course Liberalese for a man who proclaims himself to be female.

Ash Cooper will spend at least 15 years in prison after she admitted to the shooting death of Morgan Connors in the trailer she shared with her father in Bensalem, Pennsylvania, in November 2022.

Fifteen years for raping and murdering a 12-year-old — as if after 15 years the little girl will come back to life. At least it didn’t happen in New York, where this is probably a misdemeanor.

Cooper was initially charged as Joshua Cooper but began transitioning after her arrest, with her lawyer asking the court to call her Ash.

Ask Luka Magnotta — who graduated from torturing cats to killing people — about the privileged treatment perverts get in prison for declaring themselves transsexual.

Cooper, who was 16 at the time of the murder, also allegedly told police she and Connors were in a sexual relationship.

The usual warning not to commit thoughtcrime by judging deviants for who and how they love applies…

According to court documents, Connors was found laying facedown with her pants around her ankles and a gunshot to the back.

…or maybe the liberal establishment should stop egging people on to indulge every sick urge.

Cooper told police the two had been watching Netflix when Connors got up to use the restroom.

I wonder if they were watching Don’t F*** With Cats, the Netflix show about Luka Magnotta that inspired another transsexual murderer, Scarlet Blake.

Although he may be faking it to achieve LGBT privilege, please welcome Joshua Cooper to the Transsexual Violence Hall of Horrors.

She???? Her???? Joshua???

There are a lot of homicides in the LGBT community.

[aaronburrsexdungeon]

Hamilton Hauntings

"There is a plaque at 82 Jane Street says that Hamilton died in that home. Bayard’s house was actually a block further north of the plaque. More details at the end.

Around the time that Hamilton became a smash hit, it was reported that paranormal activity really got stirred up at 71 Jane Street (which is across the street and a few houses east from plaque). The New Yorker Radio Hour sent Becky Cooper to a séance that attempted to raise Hamilton’s spirit. Since Joe Hamilton (no relation) bought the house in 1994, she and her family have experienced weird noises and crashes that were so loud to the point where they had to wear ear plugs. When Joe was remodeling the house, she was told to leave the plans out so that Hamilton could see them. Usually, you hear a lot of activity happening during the remodeling of a home. But in Joe’s case, she left the plans out and things were fine. Irene Connors, who owned the house before, believes that Alexander Hamilton’s ghost resided in her home. She actually saw a man with knee-length trousers, he was slim and wore a white powdered wig. She reportedly saw his face a few times."

[kitweewoos]

Oooh!! I wanna know more looore about your new AU 💜

Ahh thank you!! I'm very excited about this new au, and the fact that my brain is invested in something for once!!

Will and Connor get to know each other and start to like each other, and they get really close, to the point that they kiss a few times, and the last time is really hot and bothered. This causes Will to freak out, because he realizes all at once that he's still owned and can't leave if he feels like he needs to get away from that. He pushes Connor back and bolts, straight to Mouse. 

With Mouse, he explains what he's feeling, how he has these genuine feelings there, but he can't possibly follow up on it, because Will doesn't want to go through what he went through before, and Mouse tells him to just talk to Connor about this. 

Will decides to talk about it with Connor after a few very awkward days together, explains how he feels about Connor but that he couldn’t put himself in the same situation he’d been in before with Matt, and this leads to Will having to explain Matt Cooper – when Will was 19 or so, he was working in the same garage as his father, and he worked on a car of a pretty rich boy named Matt who took a liking to him and brought his car back in repeatedly to see Will, until he paid to transfer Will’s bond from the garage to his own estate, so he can see Will all the time, and they became so close that they started sleeping together, and Matt promises Will that he’ll forgive his bond as soon as he can, or he’ll pay it off entirely, but he doesn’t want it to be seen as suspicious with Will just coming to stay with him, and he wanted them to be in the clear, and he constantly held this over Will’s head until Will isn’t sure what he’s actually going to have in his life 

Connor accepts this and tells Will that they don’t have to do anything, that Will can lead them if he wants to move forward, but he doesn’t have to, he can leave it just as it is and Connor doesn’t want to force him into anything, but he does assure Will that he is working actively on a way to clear him, because he drained his funds, but Mouse is working with them now and he thinks he has a lead towards the next step – he just has to be patient. Will can be patient. 

The next step is getting Jay involved.