#fat zoro

[sibmakesart]

[claybooots]

Chop chop chop

[yellowistheraddest]

are they wrong?????

no.

[deathc-re]

he loves fucking you and watching his cum dribble out of your hole but more than that, he loved fucking you standing while you're bent over. because then, he can cum in you and pull your panties back up to cover your hole. having you pout at the uncomfortable feeling of him pooling in your panties and leaking down you leg.

and, of course, watching your little waddle to the bathroom. face still hot from sex and legs slightly trembling

simon, toji, soap, suguru, zoro, kidd, fat gum, dr stein, & bokuto

[imperialnyx]

Beer gut era 🍻

[annocke]

Yesterday was Fat Thursday in Poland what is the most important day in our country - we eat as much donuts (aka pączki in polish) as we want, so of course Sanji would stay at kitchen whole day doing ton of them 🔥🍩

[sunnixsunshine]

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh doddles

[momoirocake]

As the crew gets older, Sanji’s metabolism slows down and he doesn’t move around as often as he did due to spending more time running his restaurant, so over time he gains weight and gets pretty chubby. He also decides to start growing his hair out, and lets his body hair to go a bit more crazy.

Eventually, one day Zoro comes over, after not seeing eachother for a long while, and upon seeing this older, more grizzled Sanji, internally panics, because the only thing he can think of is how hot Sanji is as a bear.

[sibmakesart]

yk what ? have a bbig zoro to start 2025

[da-cannibal]

Fat sanji🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

[bullshxtvixen]

I bet Zoro’s dick is so pretty 🥺

Just the right length to kiss your cervix and his girth makes it nice and weighty when he slaps it against your clit when you start getting impatient.

It’d be a struggle to wrap your hand around it and the tip would be the cutest blush shade that matches the one on his cheeks when you’re on your knees giving little kitten licks up and down his length.

I know it twitches just from your breath ghosting over it with a pearlescent bead of precum glistening from the tip 🥺

//If anyone else has any thirsts about 2D men come share it with me 🥹//

[tang3r1n]

op men who love fat bitches;

all of em. (law.)

[giurochedadomani]

“That’s bullshit”. A beat. “You know that, don’t you?”. 

Luffy shines like the sun in the sense that he’s giving Zoro a headache and making his eye twitch. He throws him a look, annoyed but mildly impressed at his precarious balance on top of the kitchen’s window. 

“Are you sure sure about it?”. 

“Dude”.

“I’m just saying! You have admitted that you don’t see him go to sleep!—”. 

“He works late”. 

“—And that he offers blood whenever you guys have a visit”. 

“I said wine, I didn’t say—”. 

“And I saw Shanks having to invite him over before he ever—”. 

“Luffy!” —and then he automatically clasps his mouth shut, glazing to the half closed door that leads to the living room. 

A beat. 

Then silence, and hushed whispers Zoro’s definitely going to ignore. 

Once he’s moderately confident that dad hasn’t heard him or is otherwise occupied, he turns to glare at Luffy— who frowns a bit even as he grabs a couple of licorice from the nearby top shelf and slurps one up. 

Zoro opens his mouth— 

“Why—”, Luffy shallows, then tries again: “Why are you so mad about it?. Well, because— “You know I like him, right?”. 

—Zoro’s mouth hangs open, the half formed reply about how Luffy should mind his business evaporating. 

He blinks. Stares at the other’s face as he climbs down to the floor like some sort of overgrown monkey. Confused, he eyes the licorice that he offers him, then his toothy grin. 

Then the red sugary stain on his lips. 

He huffs, blushing, and squishes out of his mind the memory of Helmeppo’s nasty words about dad and Perona. Forcing himself to relax, he takes a bite out of the licorice. 

“You like him— even if he’s a vampire”. 

“Because he’s a vampire”.  

—Which, okay, whatever. Maybe this is just one of Luffy’s many peculiar quirks. Perhaps when you’ve grown up in sets it’s easier if you give everyone a role. Still.  

“My dad would win”, he feels the need to point out, feeling very silly the moment the words leave his mouth. Why does he always let Luffy drag him into his antics? And then, because it doesn’t sit well with him: “And even if he is, he wouldn’t bite him. They’re like. Friends”.     

His stomach churns uncomfortably, probably at the licorice, which tastes surprisingly bitter. 

He takes a breath because he doesn’t know what else to add, trying not to think about how quickly dad has turned over their sacrosanct routine the moment Shanks has called. They can always train tomorrow morning.  

“...I don’t really think Shanks would mind if he bit him”. 

[bugishere]

Ooghhhh... Roronoa Zaza...

[louiesselfshipramblings]

Straw Hat Headcanons! (And selfship eligibility cause like this is a selfship blog still)

Monkey D. Luffy: Nothing really major. Just darker skin to reflect his Fantasy Brazil heritage, and frizzier hair. I don't wanna say just what Iñaki Godoy looks like, but...yeh, what Iñaki Godoy looks like. Self ship eligibility...no shade to peeps who do, love ya, but I see my boy Luffy as AroAce king. Man was immune to a fruit literally EVERY man was vulnerable to, and he didn't even realize it! On the scale, 0/10 [for me personally].

Roronoa Zoro: Yeh similar to Luffy. Prob darker skin, but him being Japanese, I get a paler complexion. Also he is def a closeted gay man for Sanji. Gonna be so cool when they find the One Piece and the two make out. Very progressive and cool. Tho he's not my type; too emotionally unavailable, and passes it off as being "cool". Fuck you, Zoro! But I still love your goofy ass. Be silly again! 1/10

Nami: NAMI!!!! She should be FAT!! She should be BIG!!! She should be able to eat everything she wants now because she's a free pirate, goddammit!!! And she should still be seen as beautiful cause she's a Straw Hat!!! LET HER KILL PEOPLE WITH HER CLIMATE BATON, YOU LET HER DO THAT IN PUNK HAZARD AND NEVER AGAIN ODA WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!! (Can you see who I made this list for. Shush, it's a secret.) I was late on the Nami train tbh, but when I hoped on I hoped HARD. Nami is so wife...I wanna make her happy...I get it, Sanji...now move it and let me date her! You can have Zoro! Oh, and I could personally see her as pan. 11/10

Usopp: Please. Come on. You know what I'm gonna say. Usopp, my boy...he needs his melanin back even though he barely had it in the first place in both anime and manga but sshhhhhh. The boy's South African, and is explicitly played by the clearly black Jacob Romero Gibson. I suppose Oda is bad at coloring and all, but I see you Toei. I see you still keeping Blackbeard black while making Usopp paler. Racist ass studio...also, no donut lips. I'd still say he'd have thicker lips, but not exaggerated to that, and if it don't work with the style, don't have em, no biggie. And Oda CAN draw Usopp without them cause he DID when he drew Jacob AS Usopp in that promotional letter, SO WHY DON'T YOU DRAW USOPP MORE LIKE JACOB NOW, ODA!?!?!? Ahem...I feel Usopp could be a bi boy. Genderfluid, or maybe in a way to boost his ego. You understand. Personally, I feel I would have to be very lucky to get with GOD Usopp, but maybe, just maybe...6/10.

Sanji: Tbh, he got off most easy for the New World redesigns. Really only switched his bangs and grew some beard. Kinda ugly but in that charming way, ya know? No real changes, he can be the Straw Hats local white boy. Just...please tone down the pervness. I was joking with the Luffy-Iñaki stuff, but please, make Sanji like he is in the live action. I will say he's been on good behavior since Fish-Man Island, so...I'd say Sanji is bi, maybe gay, but I find it funny the hypotheticals that a bi Sanji would be useless cause he couldn't hit men or women. But anyway Sanji is the reason Zoro comes outta the closet and they kiss at the end. But for me...he's not my type, but less not my type than Zoro, so...2/10

Tony Tony Chopper: Oh, Chopper. Poor, poor little thing you. Salty was right; Enies Lobby was the last time you were allowed to be interesting. Tho, I agree, with all the New World upgrades, I suppose controllable Monster Point was the one thing he needed...I mean I feel accessing his other forms without the Rumble Ball is fine enough. Maybe like...semi controllable Monster Point? I dunno. I feel his New World design cutes him up too much...reduce the hat down a bit and keep the goofier face he had from Drum Island, aka the best damn arc in the manga, argue with the wall. Man, I really hope he gets some cool shit when his Human-Human Fruit awakens, RIGHT, Oda!?!? Oh and self shipping? Uh...that's a child. -1/10

Nico Robin: Robin...oh, I love you. Not as much as Nami as I've come to realize, as she's a bit more my type but gosh I love Robin. She's been gettin a lotta love recently, for obvious reasons if keepin up, which I like. Main things with her is bring her bangs back (which the manga is already doin for super emotional reasons), and like Usopp, give her darker skin! Doesn't have to be as dark as Usopp, but some darker complexion would be nice. "But it was a tan, she's Russian". A tan she had for TWENTY YEARS? And only lost over a TWO year time skip? There can be black Russians. Toei inadvertently cooked early on and they were cowards for reversing that. I make it secret I enjoy thicker women, but honestly I think Robin works better as a lanky beanpole. Not to the...proportions Oda draws but def lean and tall. Good contrast to her buff hubby Franky. For fits, I'd really liked to see her wear more mom-style fits, or back to Cowboy Robin. Cowboy Robin was peak, argue with the wall. I feel she could be pan, maybe demigirl? Feels right with her powers, oddly enough. And like yeah, she's my fave behind Nami for Straw Hat self ship. 9/10

Franky: Franky is already SUPER perfect as is, and even his New World style has grown on me. Buuuuuuut...ugh, the shoulder pads...too much. I get he's top heavy, but that's just a bridge too far. I like his forearms being bigger, those should be kept. And maybe less "meaty"/thick fingers; I like em big, but it's funny he has a second pair of small hands in em. Def some more mechanical detail over his bod. His default hair should also go back to the pomp. I like the gimmick he changes it each arc, but the standard buzzcut kinda sucks. Like actually. You gotta understand, I consider pre-time skip Franky perfect character design. Legit, Oda peaked with him. Franky, def bi, but I could see him being trans! Maybe a bit on the nose with the whole "rebuilt himself" background, but it could work! Robin too, tbh. They can be t4t. Not my preferred, but cute! As he is, Franky is def a hunk. I like em big, yeh, and would prefer him fat strong, but strong on its own is nice. 7/10

Brook: Oh, Brook. Poor, poor Brook. It would have been so much better had there been another full arc between Thriller Bark and Sabaody to really get you with the crew (whichyoucankindaachivebywatchingFilmStrongWorldinbetweenTBandSAbutanactualbreatherarcbeforethetimeskipwouldhavebeennice), but even then you are still the best Straw Hat. Again. The wall. Suppose it's made up for the fact he's with the gang for the whole arc even before officially joining, which hadn't been done since, like, Usopp on Syrup Village, damn. But yeh! Like Franky, I kinda consider Brook's pre-time skip design peak, and his New World fit...bad. I get what it's goin for, but it's too many ideas! I feel Oda realizes that cause a lot of Brook's fits have been just his old look (Dressrosa, Whole Cake, Onigashima), which is nice. Skeleton in a suit and top hat, it's a classic. I like the crown hat tho for the "Soul King" aesthetic, but maybe smaller. More top hat than crown. And maybe he can just have themed suits, ya know? And yeh...like Sanji, turn down the perv elements. Like, it was funny the first two times cause "Haha, a skeleton asked for WHAT!?" but it lost its luster after that. At the very least, he's been on good behavior; last he did it genuinely was Punk Hazard I think, but he also pulled it on Big Mom at the end of Whole Cake is a genuinely awesome way (makes sense in context). Also, I feel Brook should be black. I get he's a skeleton now, obvs, but I dunno. Feels right for the Soul King. I have a feeling he'd be asexual—not out of choice, but...ya know—and maybe some level of agender? He is a skeleton after all. Who knows what being like that does do your personal perception. As a partner...eh. I love him, but as a friend! I'd wanna be a string duet with him! I feel Brook should be with a very specific type of person, ya know? Not that he's not my type, just I'm not for him. 3/10

Jimbei: Honestly, I'm not as madly in love with Jimbei as everyone else is! Yeah, he's great. Great in Impel Down, Fish-Man Island, Whole Cake, Wano. He's great! But I'm not drooling over him like some peeps are. And hey, more power to ya! Not much I'd change about his design...maybe make him thicker? Like, fat fat! Around the arms and such! Make him look like a strongman; would contrast nice to Franky's more bodybuilder-inspired physique. Maybe show off him being a lil older too? Gray streaks in his hair, hair a lil frizzy? Idk, just rambling. Tbh, Jimbei is either gay or straight. Feels right for him. As for me...he'd be a decent catch. Get it. Cause. Fish? Heh...5/10.

And that's em all! Granted, I have a few other, bigger OP crushes. Not many more (Perona, Law, Lilith), and I could include some honorary Straw Hats like my daughter Vivi and the cool boy guy man Yamato and maybe Lilith again cause I have theories tee hee hee. But eh, wanted to cover the main crew, so if I do wanna cover the others, I'll do it in a reblog. Who knows.

[daviacetattoo]

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