#fat cops

[blalab]

[kingofgrey]

You know what I don't see or hear enough of? Fat Cops.

Like, its such a well-known stereotype that you can't think about a cop without donuts in hand. Heck you can even call them pigs and most won't bat an eye!

So I wanna see more of them. But not those squeaky clean fat cops you normally see. No. I want those debaucherous pigs! The kind that doesn't care about their duties enough to actually get out of their cruisers to do their job.

After all, why would they? They didn't actually care about helping the community, thats too much work. They just like the discount being a cop gets at their local bakeries.

They pop a button on their few sizes too small uniform? So what? Just tell the chief and he'll figure it out instead! Lazy? No, no, no. Thats saving police resources baby!

But you know what my favorite kind of fat cop is?

The bright eyed, bushy tailed rookie who genuinely wants to do some good for the community. They just got out of the academy, so their healthy habits are still strong.

But they start slipping eventually. They always do. At first they say no to their partner's request for donuts on patrol, then maybe one day they forget to eat breakfast and those donuts sound real good. So they'd get their partner the donuts they're practically begging for and only have one.

But after that semi-long drive, it'd be a waste to not have two.

And it all snowballs from there. Without their teachers to set them straight and get'em back on track, well, lets just say they won't be running track for much longer.

And before long, the only movement they'll have is the lazy waddle from the station to the cruiser, and from the cruiser to the bakery.

[zangtang]

Some more DeepDream cops

[vinniefattylover]

He may be fighting crimes, but certainly can't fight the urge for boxes of donuts..

[fedexme]

"Diego, I´ll just have the usual, a triple cheesburger with extra bacon and a diet soda"

[war-forged-storms]

The way cishet people thought “Hawk Tuah” was the funniest thing in the world….i have done bits in bed that would make your dick explode.

[fauchart]

Fanart of those funny lil guys I did on my sketchbook while away for the holidays,, :]

Original version below:

[rainbowwatermelon7]

Did some spooky month from episode 1-5 I really hope this cheers ya'll up.

Red is the kids orange the adults green is workers who work or have a job blue is the police and thieves and purple is the cult members and demonic people like moloch and eyes

[silkoodles]

okay get ready for my cringe fail rick and morty oc and the way too many development sketches i did this week cause i was on one

Mimic Rick used to be a matter experiment headed by Dr. Song in an attempt to make a perpetual energy machine. Rick G-899 was her partner, and is one of the few Ricks who never had a Diane and thus a Smith Family. Mimic was a quasi-solid that could eat matter and convert it into energy and vise versa. They were working on the perpetual part but it broke containment one day and ate everything it touched indiscriminately. Including Dr. Song and this dimension's Rick.

It made it out of the lab and ate a ton of civilians until it ate enough to not be hungry (need energy) anymore and gained sentience by absorbing the echoic memories of everyone it ate. It is now what's left of Rick, and everyone else, and has all their memories and knowledge. Suffers from guilt of not actually being alive while also vicariously living through them and wanting to not forget them. Can shapeshift into them too, now with a signature style.

the cringe part is it's op and can make tools by converting the energy in it's body and also travel dimensions by reading object's portal signature and just converting itself into a portal. i could fix this by just giving it a portal gun but whatever

Actually no the cringe part is it's friends with my favs and i drew it interacting with all of them! Fuck everything!

[beer-in-beef]

[sfde8871]

[zangtang]

Deep Dream still has quite a bit going for it, though it tended to really copify everyone and festoon their belts with suspicious equipment (until i learned about negative prompts, at any rate). Yellow jacket man was originally a guy trying to step over a fence, from a series of old images I was delighted to be able to update.

[agdab]

my native ancestors: looking at me scrambling to buy a fucking pipe tomahawk

the pipe tomahawk:

[gainerai]

[fedexme]

His coworker thinking. "He gained 10 pounds last month. At this rate, he'll be soon the biggest official in the city" #feeder #gaining weight #malewg #Fatpolice